Kirby 64 CreepyPasta (Rough Draft?)

I bought this Kirby 64 cartridge at a local garage sale. Was cheap around $5. Owner said the previous kid who owned this died from a seizure. When I got home and booted it up no save. Figured maybe the owner or his friend erased the save. So I started a new save file and Beated the first boss and saved the game because I had to turn it off.

And when I turned it back on my save file was gone… So I started another new save file and did the first boss again and turned it off and on again and my save was gone! But all of a sudden before I started another save Kirby’s face blocked the screen with a sudden and chilling bloody face with evil like teeth. Then the screen turned black for about 7 chilling seconds. Then I was in a test level of some sorts. I was confused why the game put me here and the level seemed to be a new test level. I walked over to the right a little bit in the 2.5 D level. The words Help… was spelled out in waddle dee body’s dead with a bloody eye… I ignored that message and kept walking forward to find zero two looking forward at me. Then he came at me full speed and my game froze (or so I thought) after about 21 seconds later I m in the final boss of the game Zero two… but something wasn’t right.

I was controlling Zero Two and I was fighting kirby who had his bloody eyes with evil teeth with 0 lives left. So I did the fight but I was at 1 Heath bar left as well as Kirby and I died and I got sent to the game over screen but the only person who was their was Zero Two and instead of the regular game over music I heard disturbing Kirby noises then about 12 seconds the game froze again after that and the game rebooted and I was at the title screen so I pressed start and there were 3 save files…

All 3 had a name on the save file which was impossible but file 1 said You, file 2 said Will and file 3 said Perish then about 5 seconds later I hear Kirby scream with the bloody Kirby back and when he screamed I felt such a chill down my back when the next room loaded up it was the first level of pop star but the sky was a blood red and Kirby looked depressed with such a sad face it made me feel bad for him. I walked forward and saw Ribbon, Adeleine, King Dedede and Waddle Dee covered in blood and on a wooden pole like they were hanged… I walked over more to the right and a black Kirby figure was there looking at Kirby with a evil grin. Then he jumped at Kirby and Kirby cried but he cried in blood then he lost his soul and had that evil smile and looked at the screen and jumped at it and a static screen appeared and after 13 seconds later the message “You never learn do you?” appeared and the screen stayed on screen for about 20 seconds…

Then the game flashed in red static for about 2 seconds and then Kirby was back to being sad but I was in another level and it was a cave level and it was very dark but instead of it being a side by side 2.5 D level it was a more vertical. I only had 1 place to walk which was down. After about 20 seconds of walking down the music begin and it was creepy. It was the invincible theme but very slowly and backwards. And then a giant bloody covered bolder fallen behind Kirby and started rolling toward Kirby and after 30 seconds it finally caught up to him and crushed him but before it fully did a loud and unsettling scream of Kirby played and I freaked out after that and Kirby was DEAD!!! He was covered in blood and didn’t move. Then after about 10 seconds static came back and after about 12 more seconds later a screen appeared and said “You were too late! Everyone is dead besides one person… YOU!” Then the console shut off and my power shut off so I went outside after I got the cartridge and destroyed the thing and after that I called Nintendo to report of a Pirated copy of Kirby 64 and Nintendo surprisingly complied and gave me a actual copy of Kirby 64 after I paid $20. To this day the cartridge haunts me and gives me chills from time to time.

This non fictional story was written by ~Kirb Tails 69

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