Remy meets Jade

Tsaaq: Remy had sat on the couch near the door then got up to sit in the living room, then did it once more when he sat on the counter in the kitchen. He couldn't sit still for the life of him and his brain urged him to do some DRUGS but he was honestly trying to stop, on his own, cold turkey. Remy groaned and hopped off the counter and looked into the fridge cause food makes a good distraction right?
Alexithymiaa: -Jade looked down at her phone in her hand as she stepped off the elevator onto the third floor of the apartment building. She studied the address in her text messages from Cadence and looked up at the doors lining hallwat, stopping in front of the one that matched the address in her phone. Taking a deep steadying breath, she lifted her hand and knocked.-
Tsaaq: "Fuuuuuck." He groaned and slammed the fridge closed. Remy walked across the apartment and went to the door. He inhaled deeply so he could remain calm and look like he wasn't fucking fiending for anything. He pulled the door open and furrowed his eyebrows at the girl for a moment. Remy leaned on the door while he gawked at her. "What?" He asked with a wave of his hand.
Alexithymiaa: -She nearly jumped when Remy answered the door, looking over the male who was barely fucking dressed while she chewed on the ball of her tongue ring between her teeth. "Uh... hi. Is this..." She leaned back to look around the hallway, clutching her phone for dear life while she tried to act casual. "Does Cadence live here?"-
Tsaaq: Remy leaned forward a bit and narrowed his eyes at her. "Is this what?-" He asked for a moment before she actually finished her statement. Remy snorted loudly and rubbed his nostrils over and over. "Yeah." He answered her as he cleared his throat then glanced at her again. "Why?"
Alexithymiaa: -She furrowed her brows at his behavior, shifting her weight from one foot to the other as she narrowed her eyes on his face. "Because I'm supposed to be moving in here and meeting her. Who are you?"-
Tsaaq: "I'm the other fuckin' person who lives here." He replied, sounding extremely insulted as he stepped back. "Well you fucked up, cause she's not here right now." Remy stood up straight and held the door wide open as he walked away from in and went back into the apartment, scratching at his neck for a moment and screwing up his face now that he was turned away from her.
Alexithymiaa: -She slowly stepped into the apartment, her eyes taking in the living room common area. She moved to step down the stairs after closing the door behind her, her eyes turning around the room. "Well can you at least show me the place since she's not here?"-
Tsaaq: Remy frowned widely and through his head back before making an exasperated groan. "I guess." He agreed begrudgingly and stopped in front of the couch in the living room. "This is the living room." He waved his arms in the general vicinity. Remy walked into the kitchen, making the same motions. "This is the kitchen." He said in a monotone. Not sounding excited in anyway cause roommates.
Alexithymiaa: -She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms over her chest, following him down into the kitchen and looking around, matching his tone. "Wow. You've been so helpful. How ever can I repay you?"-
Tsaaq: "You can totally move in." He answered sarcastically as he not so secretly scratched his crotch and pursed his lips with contempt. "That's Cadence and I's room." He pointed at the door with his index finger then used his thumb to point at the wall behind him. "This side would be you I guess." Remy sighed and lowered his hand.
Alexithymiaa: -She looked to Cadence and Remy's room before turning to look at 'hers'. "If you don't mind, I'm going to go look at the room I've won." She walked passed him and up to her room, opening the door to peer inside the vast empty space. "This room is bigger than my room at home..."-
Tsaaq: He groaned and dragged his feet as he followed behind her. "Yeah, that happens." Remy said with a shrug as he glanced into the room and frowning. "I can't believe you answered the ad, where di you see it?" Remy asked irritably.
Alexithymiaa: -She flicked her dark hair from her face, turning around to stare at him unamoosed. "On the school website. Why, what does it matter?"-
Tsaaq: "UUUUUGGGGGHHHH." Remy groaned again. "I can't believe that shit actually fucking worked." He grunted incredulously and went to walk away from the room. "It doesn't matter, just shhh. It's whatever now." Remy sighed.  "Can't walk around with my dick out or anything now... Or fuck on the couch. Or-" He grumbled to himself before realizing she was still in the apartment.
Alexithymiaa: -Rolling her eyes, she tapped her tongue ring to the back of her teeth, stepping back down into the living room. "Well maybe you should have discussed it with Cadence before she posted the ad, but that's really not my problem and I have no intention of staying in a hotel for my entire time here. So sorry, not sorry."-
Tsaaq: "I did. She knows I hate everyone little miss know it all." He scoffed and looked at her and this time he gave her a long hard look. He rose his eyebrow at her and tightened his lips against each other. "Huh." Remy grunted a little when he was done looking her up and down. He went to sit down on the couch and plopped backward.
Alexithymiaa: -She planted her hands on her hips, staring at him as she moved around one side of the couch. "Huh, what?"-
Tsaaq: Remy cleared his throat and rubbed his hands over his face. "Don't worry about it. Not right now anyways." He said as he looked up at her for a moment. "Soooo... You're a freshman?" Remy asked darted his eyes.
Alexithymiaa: "Yes...." She turned to look around the living room. "She said she had cats and a snake...."-
Tsaaq: "Gross." He said instantly when she confirmed her freshman-ness. "We." Remy corrected as he stood, adjusting his boxers for a moment and going over to Strangles' cage. "This is our snake, Strangles. He kills stuff so if you have cute animals you like you better keep them away from him." He said.
Alexithymiaa: "I don't." She said shortly, following him over to the cage to peer at the snake. "He's cool." She turned her head to look around the immediate vicinity. "Where are the cats?"-
Tsaaq: "In Cadence's room." He pointed at her door and walked towards it, pulling it open. "Hey, fucking cats. WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Remy shouted at the felines, which was a thing he did often when Cadence wasn't around. "HASHIE!" Remy grunted and the cat peeked out from under the bed. "HEY WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BEING UNDER THERE?'
Tsaaq: ((If she doesn't think he's crazy at this point kudos to her.))
Alexithymiaa: She scratched at the back of her neck as she watched him, trying to figure out what the fuck she'd gotten herself into as she walked to Cadence's door behind him and looked at the cat. "Why are you yelling at it?"-
Tsaaq: He stormed over to the bed and pulled Hashie from under it and held him in his arms as he walked back over to Jade, patting the feline. "Cause cat's are little shits and I know how to handle them. My mom has a bunch." Remy answered dismissively.
Alexithymiaa: "Uh... okay..." She reached her hand out, patting the cat gently on the head because she'd never owned a pet in her life. "What about the other one? She said she had two."-
Tsaaq: "Yeah... My snake killed her." He trailed off awkwardly for a moment then tried to sound casual and glanced down at Hashie. "He's a murderer, yes he is. Yes." Remy said to the cat in a high pitched baby voice.
Alexithymiaa: -Her eyes went wide, catching herself quickly and trying to brush off her surprise. "Oh, okay. Thats cool, I guess." She planted her hands on her hips and turned, looking around the apartment. "This place is really nice."-
Tsaaq: He nodded his head. "Cay sees to that." Remy commented. "It would look like shit if I just lived here. I assure you." He sighed and put the cat down and let it go off and do whatever the fuck it wanted.
Alexithymiaa: "Well then I guess it's a good thing I answered HER ad, now isn't it?" She turned away from him and walking down into the kitchen, sliding her hand over the counter. "So what are the rules?"-
Tsaaq: He went into the kitchen as well to get a soda bottle, drinking it and belching like an animal. "Uhhh, don't be annoying." Remy started sluggishly. "Don't get in the way when I'm trying to fuck?" He shrugged.
Alexithymiaa: "Stay in my room. Got it." She lifted a hand to brush over the assorted piercings in her ear. "Anything else?"-
Tsaaq: "I mean there's nothing wrong with walking around in underwear..." He motioned his hands over his own form. "Not saying you SHOULD but nobody would be against it if you DID." He said.
Alexithymiaa: "No, thank you." Spinning her ring around her finger, she leaned her back against the counter and looked at him, trying to sort out her thoughts. "Are you here all the time?"-
Tsaaq: Remy tried to play it off and shrugged. "Yeah I mean, it's optional. Nobody's gonna be looking forward to it or anything." He said casually. "Uh, pretty much. When I'm not in class or work. I'm usually here." Remy answered
Alexithymiaa: "Right." She tapped her ring on the counter, eyeing him. "Sounds like fun, I guess."-
Tsaaq: "Yeah totally." Remy shrugged his shoulders. "I'm a theater major so I'm pretty much going to school to learn how to scream and cry." He turned to her for a moment. "And I work at the weed shop so if you want weed, that's a thing."
Alexithymiaa: "You must be so good at what you do." She said sarcastically, shifting her head to one side. "I don't really smoke, but thanks for the heads up."-
Tsaaq: He stared blankly at her for a moment. "Wow, fuck you. I actually am." Remy said as he flipped her off. "You don't do anything fun, do you" He asked her in a monotone.
Alexithymiaa: -She laughed when she was able to get a rise out of him, shrugging her shoulders. "Guess not by your standards. But it's a good thing I do what I like and not what everyone else likes."-
Tsaaq: "Yeah, that's what people who don't do anything fun always say. I swear to god." Remy waved his hand at her.
Alexithymiaa: "Well then I'll just have fun by myself in my room and I won't subject you to it. How does that sound?"-
Tsaaq: Remy furrowed his eyebrows at her and put his soda back in the fridge. "Just sounds like you're going to be masturbating all the time." He grumbled and scratched at his raven head. "Honestly I don't give a shit what you do as long as it feels like it's just me and Cay here."
Alexithymiaa: "Sure..." She rolled her eyes in disgust of him, fully turning to look at him again. "You know, I didn't even get your name."-
Tsaaq: "Hey hey hey hey-" He rose his hand to her. "Shhhhhh you don't exist." Remy hushed her. "I'm just a guy who also happens to live here, you're some chick who happens to live here." He whispered and stepped out of the kitchen.
Alexithymiaa: "Okay..." She mumbled, again unamoosed with him. 'This should be fun, I guess. And by fun I mean not fun at all because my new roommate already hates me for no fucking reason."-
Tsaaq: "Okay so get out." Remy said as he nodded towards the door. "You're not staying here tonight... Right?" He asked quickly.
Alexithymiaa: "No." She spoke bluntly, her feet already moving through the kitchen and into the living room. "I'll be back next time Cadence is here and hopefully she's a little bit more courteous than you are otherwise I guess I have to find a new place to live during school."-
Tsaaq: "Don't, find a new place. Don't live here." He said in a monotone as she began to walk away. "Okay bye, see you never!" Remy said with a smile and wave.
Alexithymiaa: -She rolled her eyes and reached for the door, yanking it open and turning to look back at him. "You're so rude. What the fuck ever." Stepping out into the hallway, she pulled the door closed behind her so she could walk down the hallway to the elevator to disappear inside and go downstairs or whatever.-
Tsaaq: Remy felt very achieved as he went into Cadence's room for a victory cigarette in the bathroom and probably passed out and stuff.
Alexithymiaa: (bahahahaha)