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- >you've been enjoying life innaquestria for about a year now
- >got yourself a reasonable job, your own house
- >and to your eternal surprise you found yourself falling in love
- >life is good for the both of you
- >or you think so
- >lately your marefriend has been really clingy
- >well... clingier than usual
- >not that you're complaining or anything
- >still it's out of the ordinary and you're determined to to get to the bottom of the issue
- "So honey, everything alright?"
- >for just a second you swear you saw a glint of panic in her eyes, but you're not sure
- >"Of course I am Anon! Why in Equestria wouldn't I be?"
- "Well for one you're not smiling like you used to when we cuddled on the couch. That and you seem to not want to let go."
- >her ears fold back while her eyes start shifting around
- >oh yea that was a bullseye
- >"I-I'm just tired Anon."
- >bullshit detected, initializing bluffbreaker.exe
- >you just stare at her, but carefully mold your face to show nothing but concern
- >she seems more nervous
- >"Really!"
- >it's not working, time for extreme measures
- >you take on a more deadpan expression, showing you're not buying it
- >"Cmon Anon you're being silly."
- >Anon, this is left eyebrow. Do we have permission to engage?
- >Anon to left eyebrow you are clear for takeoff
- >3... 2... 1... liftoff! we have liftoff!
- >her facade is clearly cracking
- >after a few moments more she lets out a sigh and leans against you
- >"Alright, alright just stop the face."
- >you immediately do so, shifting back to your loving concern face
- >"The truth is... I'm... I'm afraid Anon."
- >you guessed as much, but that only solves part of the problem
- "Ok. And what are you afraid of my little p0ne?"
- >"I'm afraid of losing you."
- >now you're surprised
- "Losing me? Why would you be afraid of losing me?"
- >"BECAUSE YOU CAN DO BETTER!"
- >now it's her turn to look surprised
- >an awkward silence stretches between you
- "What do you mean I can do better?"
- >tears begin welling up in her eyes
- >"I... I know there are better mares out there than me. Prettier mares, smarter mares... *sniff*"
- >oh no you're not letting this continue
- >you pull your marefriend into a hug
- "Shh... shh... don't think that way. Don't ever think that way. I'm here for you. I will always be here for you."
- >she just barely seems to be keeping it together now
- >"Bu-but why? I'm nopony special. Why would you waste your best years on a mare that breaks down in front of her stallion like this?"
- >you're about to reply when you find yourself with a sense of deja-vu
- >where the fuck have you felt this before?
- >...
- >oh
- >OHHHHH
- >you felt this way, back on earth
- >you weren't a complete failure, back in high school
- >you even had yourself a gf
- >and you wondered the same thing
- >why the fuck would someone that's way out of your league date some faggot like you?
- >it all makes sense now
- >the clinginess, the moodiness
- >but you're a loss for how to help your marefriend now that the shoe's on the other foot
- >she's just sitting there quietly sobbing into your chest as you pet her mane thinking of the right thing to say
- >Hey anon, I thought of something
- >What do you want brain?
- >P0nes like songs here right?
- >What are you getting at? I don't know any love songs.
- >You know one anon.
- >it takes a second searching your memories until you remember
- >THAT song
- >you hesitate, unsure if what you're about to do will help or not
- >a particularly powerful sob makes your decision for you
- >giving your marefriend one last squeeze you set her back on the couch and stand up in front of her, mumbling
- "The things I do for love."
- >your marefriend looks up at you with confused, bloodshot eyes
- "Honey, I love you, and I'm going to show you in the only way I think can get that through to you."
- >you may not have a magical bone in your body, but if there's one bit that you figured out how to do it's song magic
- >you snap your fingers and the song magic responds in kind
- >you havent heard this song in years, but it all comes back just like you remembered
- >https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
- >your marefriend looks even more confused as the music starts up
- >you begin dancing to the music
- "We're no strangers to love.
- You know the rules, and so do I
- A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
- You wouldn't get this from any other guy"
- >if those other anons could see you know they'd be brewing a shitstorm to end all shitstorms
- >your marefriend has stopped crying and is just sitting there with wide eyes
- "I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
- Gotta make you understand"
- >whelp, no going back now
- "Never gonna give you up
- Never gonna let you down
- Never gonna run around and desert you
- Never gonna make you cry
- Never gonna say goodbye
- Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"
- >you continue through the song, slowly getting into it
- >you look at your marefriend, and you see a smile slowly creeping across her face
- >her smile is infectious, and you feel yourself smiling as well
- >at long last you finish the final chorus and the song magic fades away
- >good god you feel like a faggot
- >breathing heavily you just stand there in front of your marefriend
- >a few moments pass before she hurls herself onto into your chest holding you tightly
- >"Anon! I love you too! I love you I love you!"
- >chuckling, you return to your position on the couch
- "I love you too dear."
- >you have a feeling that this spectre that's haunted the both of you is finally gone
- >you know that you both will be there for each other until your dying days
- >you'll never give her up
- >you'll never let her down
- >you'll never run around and desert her
- >you'll never make her cry
- >you'll never say goodbye
- >you'll never tell a lie and hurt her
- >yfw Rickrolling is unironically the most effective love song Equestria has ever seen
- >who would have guessed
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