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/snoot/ - darkest dungeon part 2

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  1. from /snoot/ Sunday - Hit the showers men Edition
  2. part 1: https://pastebin.com/LWssiqT7
  3. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/62391375/#62401125
  4. https://pastes.psstaudio.com/post/42e2221647b5459399dfdba7679f9ca8
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  6. The Prima Donna [1/3]
  7.  
  8. >"My high school position wasn't always accompanied by the fear of social interaction, and there was a time when I could walk the hallways or sit peacefully in class without concern for socialization."
  9. >"Annoying as a mosquito, one overly saccharine student council member made it her hobby to shadow my every errand."
  10. >"It was bothersome then... Troublesome later."
  11.  
  12. The Prima Donna [2/3]
  13.  
  14. >"In financial desperation, I struck a deal with the Skin Row thugs that skulked in search of victims when the sun had set."
  15. >"Their price was the delivery of a package of narcotics and one other item of more... Troubling portent."
  16. >"The pact struck, my new-found accomplices slipped silently into the dark alleyways."
  17. >"A fearful stirring at the edge of the street lamp betrayed a familiar witness and gifted me with malign inspiration."
  18.  
  19. The Prima Donna [3/3]
  20.  
  21. >"Under the evening sun, I lured my four-eyed prey to the school's parking lot's edge."
  22. >"Before she could properly interrogate my position, a numberless van sped and parked next to us, its rear doors opening."
  23. >"A small push was sufficient to send the parasaur into the hands of the masked men."
  24. >"And, when at length I returned to my apartment complex, hundred dollar bills of substantial volume lay within the dumpster outside."
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  26. from /snoot/ Sunday - Mom and daughter Edition
  27. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/62402009/#62404460
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  29. The Enbie [1/3]
  30.  
  31. >"Fading into the background was well underway, when a particularly angsty pterodactyl was partnered with me in science class."
  32. >"This quarrelsome, "genderless" goth girl boasted an unusual desire to befriend me. And vocalized openly that most people, excluding me and "them", were weeds, fit for nothing."
  33.  
  34. The Enbie [2/3]
  35.  
  36. >"This attention magnet had to be driven away. But doing so proved maddeningly impossible."
  37. >"How had she convinced her band to change their setup? Endured the "fixed" cables? And the guitar string I snapped so enthusiastically before the prom concert?"
  38. >"How had she soldiered on, time and time again, despite the jeering and shunning from her peers?"
  39.  
  40. The Enbie [3/3]
  41.  
  42. >"Finally, resigned to endure a bit of womanly tantrum... I brought her to my apartment."
  43. >"There, I played Rock Ring and detailed the full extent of Naomi's plan."
  44. >"Triumphantly, I watched as she cried her eyes out and curled up into a ball, thinking hopelessly that she had no agency in this world."
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  46. from /Snoot/ Sunday - Stacy Edition
  47. https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/62409407/#62410998
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  49. The Ptero's Desperation
  50.  
  51. >"Double bass had ruined VVURM DRAMA again that semester and Naser was desperate."
  52. >"He came to me, pizza box clutched tightly in orange claws, stinking of sweat and deodorant."
  53. >"Seated comfortably in my gamer chair, surrounded by figurines and other delicate collectables, I recognized his misfortune as an opportunity. And I agreed to... Reconcile him with his sibling."
  54.  
  55. Dweeb's Designs
  56.  
  57. >"Choices etched with certain point scores were implemented within the Renpy code of the VN."
  58. >"Naser, lamentably eager for some sign of improvement, fixed his watery eyes intently upon the Dino Moe's concert. My gaze, however, was cast at prom. And I marveled at the limitless cruelty of high schoolers, wondering what suffering might come."
  59.  
  60. Thrice A Victim
  61.  
  62. >"The poor track captain. Thrice a victim. The cliff took his wing. Trish took his sister. And now, several years later, the enbie has taken his very life."
  63. >"My only regret is that he did not live to see that edgy goth girl smashed to pieces by the elevated plunge she took from the school's roof."
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