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- >C-Rank
- "..."
- "Huh? Hey, are you one o' them new recruits? Mind if'n I ask whatch'r name is, soldier?"
- "..."
- "... Erm, y'ello? Were you spacin' out? Your name? Maybe I should start... I'm Donnel, but everyone here calls me Donny!"
- "... Nephenee."
- "Huh? I didn't catch that, you're still all turnedabout! C'mon, don't be shy, just turn so I can see ya proper-like!"
- "... Understood."
- "There, that's be- jeez, you're a girl! No wonder you were talkin' all quiet-like! Doesn't help that that there helmet muffles ya something fierce!"
- "Am I done now, sir?"
- "Sir? I ain't never been called... hey, wait just a darn minute, you sound like you're from the farms like me!"
- "!!! Th-that's not..."
- "Yep, I'd know that accent anywheres! Heehee, It'll be real nice to be able t'talk with another farmhand like m'self!"
- "... I'll be going now, if'n you don't mind..."
- "H-hey, wait!... Dagnabbit, did I say something funny?"
- >B-Rank
- "H-hey! Ain't you that soldier-gal that I scared away?"
- "... What do you want, kid?"
- "Huh!? K-kid! I ain't no kid, I'm a soldier o' Lord Chrom's Shepherds, an' a proper one too! I'm the same rank as you!"
- "... Your accent... it's so thick, it's hard t' make out what you're saying."
- "You think so? No one else in th' army seems to have any trouble understandin' me... Wait a goshdarn minute. You're scared that they won't accept'cha fer your accent, ain't ya?"
- "W-well... horsefeathers. Yeah, I'm scared! All them city-girls will think that I'm jus' a two-bit militiaman an' laugh at me!"
- "Hey now, don't be thinkin' like that! Here, jus' follow me and I'll show ya that no one here thinks that!"
- "Whadderyou...! H-hey! Let go of me, you rascal...!"
- >A-Rank
- "Well, whatja think?"
- "... Th-that was... wasn't so bad."
- "See? You didn't have a single darn thing to worry about there! Everyone thought that you was some tall, dark, mysterious warrior-lady, and no one thought any differently once you opened yer mouth and said hello!"
- "I guess people aren't so quick t' judge as I thought... thank ya kindly, Donnel."
- "Awww, shoot, no need to thank me; I jus' did what was right fer you an' myself! And anyway, just call me Donny, it's what everyone else does!"
- "... Donny. Heh, it's a nice name."
- "Thanks! And, erm... shoot, I never caught your own name!"
- "Oh! It's Nephenee, a-and you can call me Neph if'n you want ta!"
- "Neph? Well tan my hide, that's the same name as one of the cows back home!"
- "Wh-what? Y-you're sayin' I'm a heifer?"
- "N-no, that's not what I... h-hey, put that there spear down, Neph! You could hurt someone with it!"
- "That right there's the plan, 'Donny'...!"
- "Gaaaah-!"
- S-Rank
- "Hey, Neph. Sorry 'bout before. I didn't even think of how you might've been feelin' when I said that cow bit..."
- "It's no real problem, Donny. A-and I'm real sorry about the whole lance issue... good thing you can dodge like a chicken with his head cut off, huh?"
- "Th-that's a bit dark fer a girl who's sorry for stabbin' me... b-but anyway! That's not why I came here t' see ya!"
- "Oh? D'you want to wear my helmet? It'd probably protect ya more than that there bucket on yer noggin."
- "I-it's a keepsake! No, but... awww, tarnations, I'm no good at talkin' all fancy-like. I jus' want you to have this!"
- "Hmmm? Donny, what's...! Oh, horsefeathers, is that...!?"
- "Yup! It's a ring, purest silver I could get! I know it's not much, commin' from a country-boy like me, but I was wonderin' if you... well, if'n you'd be alright comin' back to my village and livin' with me after all this here fighting's done with."
- "Oh, Donny... *sniff*... O-of course I'd love it! Donny, I do, I wanna marry ya!"
- "You do!? Hoooooo-WHEEEE! Tan my hide an' call me leather, this here's the best day of my life!"
- "Same! Let's find us a priest and get all nice 'n ceremonied proper-like!"
- "W-wait, right now?"
- "O'course! Why'd we wait longer than we have to?"
- "This is goin' real fast... but, she's the perfect woman... ah, shoot. Might as well!"
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