I have no fucking clue what this is.

Written by Richter Bromont !NXN9N9potk

"HELLO... HAH-NEE-KO", you burst into Hanako's room with two precariously dressed farm animals.

"O-Oh, hi... H-Hisao", Hanako weakly welcomes you into her room, her eyes remain plastered to your fat cock.

You take out your big black cock and flop it on her lap, unfortunately, it begins to squawk.

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS!"

"Y-You remembered!?"

"No, I do this every day, it's just today I managed to get lucky"

"Hisao... Thank you", Hanako takes your big black cock off her crotch and wraps her arms around you, bringing you in for a hug.

"It's the least I could do, I gave you the clap, after all"

"B-But Hisao, I didn't want anything for my birthday. Just to spend the day with-"

"-A BEER CAN IN EACH HAND", you reach into your pants (which sport an inhumanly large bulge), and pull out a full sized beer keg with the letters 'CRIPPLE BUSTER' written on the side.

"...N-No", Hanako stutters as she swipes the keg away and looks to you, "With you...!"

"Well too bad, because I don't exist!"

-WIG WIG WHAMMITY WHIZZLE-

Your body fades away in front of Hanako, as if you were never really there.

"...Then w-where did I get a beer keg and t-two farm-"

-WIGGITY WIGGITY SHIMDIZZLE-

You reappear in front of Hanako in a speedo and bunny ears.

"HANAKO! YOUR WISH TO MAKE ME A REAL BOY HAS COME TO FRUITION, I ONCE AGAIN WALK AMONG THE DAMNED KNOWN AS THE 'LIVING', CURSED BEYOND ALL SANITY TO CARRY THE VESSEL KNOWN AS 'MALE LIMBIDO' TO APPEASE THE GODS OF SUCCULENT TEMPTATION AND DEGRADATION", you explain while dancing around like a stripper.

"You s-slipped me a few of your pills this morning, didn't you?"

"Yes."

"Okay, j-just making sure"

"THREE CHEERS FOR THE BIRTHDAY GIRL! HIP HIP HURRAH!"