Taako Durability 4

Klaarg: I just want to say, I want to clear the air. The last time we saw each other, you made me jump off of a motorcycle, onto a tank, into a laser beam, and I just want to say, I understand why you had to do that―
Taako: Sure
Klaarg: ―and I’m not angry.
Taako: Uhhhh. It’s good to see you.
Klaarg: It’s very good to see you.
Taako: I, I uhm.
Klaarg: I have a new tea backstage I’m very excited about, I think you’re going to love it.
Taako: First off, let’s say the obvious: I’m sorry. Didn’t mean to try and kill ya.
Klaarg: That was really sweet. I have something I also want to―
Griffin: And then he- you hear like a BZZZT, and he goes rigid.
Taako: Son of a bitch
Griffin: And then he fucking suplexes you.
[audience crying out ‘Noo’]
Justin: Nooooo.
Griffin: I actually think he grabs you and jumps off the top rope with crazy bugbear acrobatics and jumps like, ten feet in the air and suplexes you. And that’s a 24.
[audience groaning]
Justin: Let me see, let me check my AC.
[audience laughter]
Travis: I’m gonna force disadvantage because I said I was wielding as a shield, and I’m gonna use my protector thing to make him have roll again.
Griffin: I don’t think you were within five feet of him.
Travis: How big is the fuckin’ hexagon!
Griffin: It’s big, it’s a, y’know, it’s big.
[audience laughter then some scattered boos]
Griffin: Okay, yeah, no, I’ll roll it again. [laughs] How about a 21? Does that still get there?
Justin: That’s a hit, yes.
Griffin: He does this insane, like, diving suplex and you get hit for 28 points of damage.
[audience ‘Ohhh’-ing]
[beat]
[scattered laughter]
Clint: That’s bad, right?
Justin: Not great.
Griffin: And you are prone. And he says,
Klaarg: (in a deeper, angrier tone) You made me jump off of a motorcycle, onto a tank, and get shot by a laser!
Taako: [beat] True. Guilty-- listen, listen: Taako earned that one. That’s a- I’ll grant you that suplex for free. Don’t do it again, I will literally die.

-Live Boston Stunt Spectacular, 1:26:57