The Round In Question (Unfiltered Log)

Ajax One asks, "Huh?"

Dane Gustavia asks, "What else do you want?"

Ajax One says, "Oh, maybe combat mech boards"

Ajax One asks, "Hey Digi, feel like making a gygax?"

Dane Gustavia asks, "By the way, what happened to the scientist?"

Digi Tech says, "I need 2 bluespace power cells"

Ajax One asks, "Which one?"

Digi Tech says, "I can yeah"

Dane Gustavia says, "Uh... what's her name."

Dane Gustavia says, "The forgettable one."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "C-C-COC-CKS-SUC-CK-KER-R"

Digi Tech says, "Make that 4 cells"

Dane Gustavia says, "Lilah."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "T-T-TIT-TS-S"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "C-C-C-CUN-N-NT-T"

Ajax One (as Unknown) asks, "Lilah?"

Dane Gustavia says, "Lilah."

Ajax One (as Unknown) says, "I dunno"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "C-COC-CK-K-KUCK-KER-R"

Dane Gustavia says, "I think she got lynched."

Ajax One asks, "Oof, really?"

Dane Gustavia says, "Though admittedly she probably deserved it."

Ajax One asks, "Is she ok?"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "C-COC-CKS-S-SUC-C-C-CK-KER-R"

Dane Gustavia says, "She tried to tell me off for directing research."

Dane Gustavia says, "No idea."

[Common] John R. Fields says, "Surprisingly, nothing has gone terribly wrong yet."

Dane Gustavia says, "I was actually doing my job."

[Common] John R. Fields says, "No anomalies."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "S-S-SHIT-T"

[Common] Ajax One says, "Anomilies can be a good thing"

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Return it ruffle."

[Common] John R. Fields says, "I know."

[Common] John R. Fields says, "I'm just waiting for one so I can disarm it"

[Common] Ruffle Torku chirps, "Return what"

[Common] Ruffle Torku asks, "The paper?"

[Common] Theta 311 states, "The battery."

Digi Tech says, "I need diamonds"

[Common] Ruffle Torku chirps, "It was in the trash..."

Dane Gustavia has thrown the diamond.

Dane Gustavia asks, "How much?"

[Common] Ruffle Torku chirps, "Jeez"


Central Command Update


Atmospherics alert

The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.


[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Woah so"

Digi Tech says, "This might do"

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Xearan was hitting on Marcus but got sut down? Some juicy stuff on messages today..."

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Shut down, even.."

Digi Tech says, "I need 2 more"

Dane Gustavia has thrown the diamond.

Digi Tech says, "And titanium"

Dane Gustavia asks, "How much?"

Dane Gustavia has thrown the titanium.

*---------*
This is Mya Moon!
She is wearing  a polychromic kilt.
She has  a duffel bag on her back.
She is holding  a synthesizer in her right hand.
She is wearing  some blood-stained black shoes on her feet!
She has  a radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Mya Moon (Bard).
*---------*

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "M-MOT-TH-HERFUC-CK-KER"

[Common] Mya Moon exclaims, "Scieeence~!"

[Common] Yuri Balvoka says, "HoP"

[Common] Charlie Day asks, "Who wants to be boned?"

Dane Gustavia has thrown the integrated circuit printer.

[Common] Mya Moon exclaims, "I have gifts for you at RnD!"

[Common] Asher Clarke asks, "AI you active?"

Dane Gustavia says, "Oh, thanks."

Mya Moon says, "Hello!~"

You insert 13 sheets into the protolathe.

You insert 9 sheets into the protolathe.

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Yes."

You insert 11 sheets into the protolathe.

Dane Gustavia has hit the stool with the solid plasma!

You insert 12 sheets into the protolathe.

Mya Moon asks, "You erm... Like my gifts?"

You insert 50 sheets into the protolathe.

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Captain"

[Common] Yuri Balvoka asks, "HOP, you alive?"

Dane Gustavia says, "Definitely."

You insert 10 sheets into the protolathe.

You insert 5 sheets into the protolathe.

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "HoP or captain"

You insert 50 sheets into the protolathe.

Mya Moon happily hops in place, nodding.

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Come to cargo pleassse"

[Science] Digi Tech says, "I am gonna need gygax researched"

Mya Moon exclaims, "Okay! I'll find more then!"

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Advanced Beam Weaponry."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Exosuit Weapon (CH-LC "Solaris" Laser Cannon)."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Exosuit Weapon (CH-PS "Immolator" Laser)."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Subdermal Implants."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Clown Technology."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Biological Processing."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Cryostasis Technology."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Arcade Games."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Electric Weapons."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Ballistic Weaponry."

Digi Tech says, "And I need more diamonds"

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Exosuit Diamond Drill."

Digi Tech says, "3 more"

Dane Gustavia has thrown the diamond.

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Botanical Engineering."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Advanced Cybernetic Implants."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Mechanical Exosuits."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Explosive & Pyrotechnical Weaponry."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Combat Cybernetic Implants."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched Basic Exosuit Modules."

[Common] Yuri Balvoka stammers, "G-G-G-GAH-H-H-H H-HEL-L-L-LP-P-P."

A holographic image of Theta 311 flickers to life before your eyes!

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Interesting..."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "S-SH-H-HIT-T"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "CUN-NT-T"

Theta 311 states, "Greetings RD"

Dane Gustavia says, "Hi."

Dane Gustavia says, "Sorry, was a li'l busy."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "TITS"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Ugh."

Theta 311 states, "The HoS is acting very suspicious and seems to be plotting with the mime."

Dane Gustavia says, "Yeah, I saw."

Dane Gustavia says, "I don't think it's a big deal."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "TIT-TS-S-S"

Theta 311 states, "They are talking alone in the bathroom."

Dane Gustavia says, "The mime is known to occasionally tag along as a sidekick."

Dane Gustavia says, "No, they're fucking."

Dane Gustavia says, "There's a difference."

Theta 311 states, "They are not."

Dane Gustavia says, "You won't be able to convince me of that without me actually going there, sadly."

[Common] Skylar Lineman asks, "Comms is pretty dead, huh?"

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched EXOSUIT: Gygax."

Dane Gustavia says, "Gygax researched, Digi."

[Common] Viola Ash says, "You're."

Dane Gustavia says, "As of three seconds ago."

Digi Tech says, "Oh"

[Common] SN4K3 states, "I am currently hunting mice as per Law 1."

Core R&D Console beeps, "Sucessfully researched EXOSUIT: Durand."

Digi Tech asks, "Could you print the boards here?"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Nice."

Dane Gustavia says, "I don't think this printer works."

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Anyone care if I give the AI a combat upgrade"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "P-PIS-S-SS-S"

Dane Gustavia says, "Get sulphuric."

Dane Gustavia says, "That's probably why it's not working."

Memna Doptra says, "Y'know"

Dane Gustavia exclaims, "You again!"

Memna Doptra says, "After a certain point"

You start placing the window...

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "P-PISS-S"

You push the wall but nothing happens!

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Oh no."

Wires are protected!

Wires are protected!

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "These are..."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Some saucy PDA messages."

You start building grille...

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Skylar where even are yo-"

[Common] Ajax One says, "I care, Asher"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "After a certain point Dane, it just gets easier to go through one of your walls when you're being such a hardass"

[Common] Asher Clarke asks, "Comms agent?"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Honk."

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Ruffle Torku passively!

Dane Gustavia says, "What."

[Common] Ajax One says, "HoS"

[Common] Skylar Lineman asks, "Doors were blown open. Were you here, Asher?"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "SHIT"

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "I was, apologies"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Ryan Richter has signed up as Chief Engineer"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Aye, understandable."

[Common] Asher Clarke asks, "You want me to help fix them?"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Nah, it's fine."

You start building grille...

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "You sure? I busted down like, at least four"

You start placing the window...

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Some breeze never hurt anyone."

You place the window on the grille.

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Six I think."

You are not pulling anything.

[Common] SN4K3 states, "Mice have been eliminated."

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] SN4K3 states, "The station residents are safe from potential blackouts and injuries they may cause."

You start placing the window...

You place the window on the grille.

The positronic brain chimes quietly.

The positronic brain pings, and its lights start flashing. Success!

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "According to protocol, I should be blowing up the base now that it's been compromised, wew."

You begin to screw the window to the floor...

You fasten the window to the floor.

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.

Memna Doptra says, "Nice"

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

CYBR-437 says, "Hello."

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

You extend the baton.

Memna Doptra has disarmed Dane Gustavia!

You give Memna Doptra a pat on the head to make her feel better!

Memna Doptra has disarmed Dane Gustavia!

Memna Doptra has disarmed Dane Gustavia!

Dane Gustavia unbuckles Memna Doptra from the janicart (pimpin' ride).

Memna Doptra attemped to disarm Dane Gustavia!

[Common] Ajax One asks, "Asher, why would you show me that?"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Memna Doptra says, "Rude"

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "P-P-PIS-SS-S"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Memna Doptra says, "You can't keep me from doin' my job y'know"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "MOTHERFUCKER"

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Snrk, really? I could disable the bomb if it's that much of a problem"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!


Central Command Update


Lifesign Alert

Unidentified lifesigns detected coming aboard Festive Bomb 78. Secure any exterior access, including ducting and ventilation.


Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Remember to wear your IDs so the ED209s dont arrest you."

Dane Gustavia has thrown the cable coil.

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Oof."

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Or if you really want to blow it, I suppose I won't stop you."

You shake Memna Doptra trying to get her up!

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Dane Gustavia is trying to put cable restraints on Memna Doptra!

[Common] Ajax One says, "I hope it's borers"

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Your call in the end."

You handcuff Memna Doptra.

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Memna Doptra aggressively!

Memna Doptra says, "Well aren't you a pissy little gartersnake"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "I just woke up. I don't wanna blow it yet."

You collapse the baton.

You put the telescopic baton into the scientist satchel.

Memna Doptra says, "Heya HoS"

Dane Gustavia says, "Stop breaking in."

Ajax One says, "Oi, Dane"

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Unidentified lifesigns in turbine generator."

Dane Gustavia says, "And fucking ask to be let inn."

Memna Doptra says, "You can't stop me Dane"

Memna Doptra says, "I'm like the wind"

Memna Doptra says, "I sneak in through the vents"

Ajax One asks, "Did she break anything?"

Dane Gustavia says, "Or else I'm purposely staying behind to spray the floors with blood after the shift ends."

[Common] CYBR-437 says, "I exist."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Yall have a queen."

Dane Gustavia says, "Only some windows."

Memna Doptra says, "Then I'll be right behind ya"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Xenos."

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Security intervention reccomended."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "And she's laid eggs."

Dane Gustavia says, "Deconstruction is still breaking."

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "YOYOYO LET'S GET SMASHIN'"

Memna Doptra says, "Eh"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Just grabbed a facehugger."

Memna Doptra says, "You got bigger problems Dane"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "She's in the turbine room."

Memna Doptra says, "I suggest handling them"

Ajax One says, "Memna, as long as you fix the windows behind you, you have my permission to break into places"

Dane Gustavia asks, "You mean the laywer doing the same shit?"

Memna Doptra says, "Heh"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "She has a mouse"

Dane Gustavia says, "Ajax, nobody has permission to enter science unless they ask."

Memna Doptra says, "Nah Dane"

Memna Doptra says, "Xenos"

Ajax One says, "Stay here, Mime, things are about to get ugly"

Dane Gustavia says, "I want actual politeness."

[Common] Mya Moon asks, "Can you help me capture xeno organs~?"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Shes armed with huggers, Asher."

Krox Nurgal knocks on the reinforced window.

Memna Doptra asks, "You want your p's and q's shoved up your cloaca?"

Dane Gustavia asks, "Got any food?"

OOC: Doigoi: So do circuit imprinters not work?

Krox Nurgal knocks on the reinforced window.

You hungrily begin to gnaw the apple.

You can taste something indescribable.

[Common] Skylar Lineman yells, "GO ASHER!!"

You gnaw the apple.

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "You know"

Memna Doptra says, "You know"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "I could fashion a flamethrower for those xenos"

Memna Doptra says, "I could fashion a flamethrower for those xenos"

Ashlyn Wolfe twitches violently.

Ashlyn Wolfe coughs!

Dane Gustavia buckles Memna Doptra to the chair!

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "But Dane's more focused on being a pissy gartersnake"

Memna Doptra says, "But Dane's more focused on being a pissy gartersnake"

Dane Gustavia tries to remove Memna Doptra's cable restraints.

Memna Doptra attempts to unbuckle themself!

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Kill those monkies too."

You put the cable restraints into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "C-CUNT-T"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "QUEEN IS DOWN."

[Common] Skylar Lineman yells, "GET THE MONKEYS!!"

[Common] Christian McDonohugh hisses, "Already? Fuck yeah."

OOC: Doigoi: Cool I get no answer

You feel vigorous.

OOC: Wyvernus: hell if I know

[Common] SN4K3 states, "Non-Crew lifeform eliminated."

OOC: Kyutness: What's a circuit imprinter?

Krox Nurgal knocks on the reinforced window.

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Queen is dead and gibbed."

You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You start reinforcing Mech Bay.

You reinforce Mech Bay with plasteel.

[Common] Alex Ander Great says, "Kill the monkeys please"

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Awesome work, guys."

You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You start reinforcing Security Office.

You reinforce Security Office with plasteel.

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

[Science] Digi Tech says, "So the imprinter doesnt seem to work"

You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You start reinforcing Testing Lab.

You start reinforcing Testing Lab.

You reinforce Testing Lab with plasteel.

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You start reinforcing Xenobiology Lab.

You reinforce Xenobiology Lab with plasteel.

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Aida Pennington has signed up as Roboticist"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "I think Asher should get the organs if he wants."

[Science] Dane Gustavia says, "Asher, if you've got a xeno corpse, feel free to swing by."

Dane Gustavia says, "Asher, if you've got a xeno corpse, feel free to swing by."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Dane, it was gibbed."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Butchered, rather."

[Command] Dane Gustavia asks, "AI, have you been letting the janitor into science?"

Dane Gustavia asks, "AI, have you been letting the janitor into science?"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "SHIT."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "CORIANDER GOT FACE HUGGED."

You insert 2 sheets into the protolathe.

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "TAKE HER TO MED IMMEDIATELY."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "COC-C-CKS-S-S-SUC-CK-KER-R-R-R"

Aida Pennington says, "Yaay the fabs are working"

Dane Gustavia says, "Be prepared for xeno surgery."

[Command] John R. Fields says, "I fucking am trapped in the armory, I locked my ID IN THE DAMN SHOTGUN LETHAL LOCKER"

Dane Gustavia says, "We may have to remove aliens from people."

[Common] Mya Moon yells, "Doctor to surgery!!"

[Command] John R. Fields says, "FUCK"

Now in mode: Toggle Bolts.

Now in mode: Toggle Emergency Access.

[Common] Skylar Lineman yells, "Holodeck!!"

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Robotics surgery is open for the emergency."

Dane Gustavia says, "Robotics surgery is open for the emergency."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "MOT-THER-RF-FUCK-KER-R-R"

You put the research door remote into the scientist satchel.

A holographic image of Theta 311 flickers to life before your eyes!

[Common] Christian McDonohugh hisses, "Come on, don't let a new queen appear"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Use the holodeck you losers."

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Holodeck's depowered."

Dane Gustavia says, "Holodeck's depowered."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Damn wew."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "C-COC-CK-K-K-KSUC-CK-KER-R"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Tragic."

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Robotics surgery is open."

Dane Gustavia says, "Robotics surgery is open."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "They got Yuri into surgery."

*---------*
This is Ruinasha Azule!
She is wearing  a charcoal suit.
She is wearing  a bomber jacket.
She has  a satchel on her back.
She has  some fingerless gloves on her hands.
She is wearing  some blood-stained white shoes on her feet!
She has  a health scanner HUD covering her eyes.
She has  a medical radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Ruinasha Azule (Medical Doctor).
Its a Blue Birb! She stands at a gia... More...
*---------*

*---------*
This is Arta Fuchsi!
She is wearing  a nurse's suit.
She is wearing  a nurse's hat on her head.
She is wearing  a medical winter coat.
She has  a satchel on her back.
She has  a space cleaner about her waist.
She is wearing  some white shoes on her feet.
She has  a medical radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Arta Fuchsi (Medical Doctor).
A mischievously grinning kitsune-lad... More...
*---------*

[Common] Arta Fuchsi says, "Was never trained in surgery, dears."

Dane Gustavia says, "Oy, you two."

Dane Gustavia says, "Aliens."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Coriander needs surgery."

Dane Gustavia says, "Get surgery ready."

Lilly Trilby welds the vent shut.

Asher Clarke begins to clamp bleeders in Yuri Balvoka's head.

Yuri Balvoka exclaims, "AHHHHH!"

[Common] Coriander Maddock says, "No embryo detected yet."

You slipped on the floor!

[Common] Aida Pennington asks, "Who wants augments?"

Memna Doptra exclaims, "Hah!"

Memna Doptra says, "Heh"

[Common] John R. Fields says, "I do."

Dane Gustavia asks, "Did you let Memna in?"

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left leg is complete."

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."

Dane Gustavia attempted to disarm Digi Tech!

[Common] Aida Pennington says, "Well, you should know where to head"

Dane Gustavia attempted to disarm Memna Doptra!

You try to remove the light tube, but you burn your hand on it!

Memna Doptra has pushed Dane Gustavia!

You slipped on the floor!

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra says, "Nice"

Memna Doptra puts the advanced mop into the duffel bag.

Memna Doptra says, "Digi learned"

Memna Doptra puts the screwdriver into the duffel bag.

Dane Gustavia unbuckles Memna Doptra from the janicart (pimpin' ride).

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Even though I'm syndicate, I'm proud of you guys."

Memna Doptra has disarmed Dane Gustavia!

You give Memna Doptra a pat on the head to make her feel better!

Digi Tech has pushed Memna Doptra!

You extend the baton.

Memna Doptra says, "Heh"

Digi Tech has disarmed Memna Doptra!

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Digi Tech has pushed Memna Doptra!

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

Aida Pennington has grabbed the Medibot passively!

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Memna Doptra says, "You know, at this point it's just fun to torment you Dane"

Dane Gustavia is trying to put cable restraints on Memna Doptra!

[Common] Ajax One asks, "Where is the rest of my stuff?"

You handcuff Memna Doptra.

You collapse the baton.

You put the telescopic baton into the scientist satchel.

Memna Doptra says, "Y'know, on account of you being so pissy"

The Medibot declares, "Delicious!"

The positronic brain chimes quietly.

The positronic brain pings, and its lights start flashing. Success!

[Common] Aida Pennington says, "That's a sign of weakness. Assistants, sic em."

BGB-227 says, "Beep"

Dane Gustavia says, "But because of it you're about to be tormented back."

Dane Gustavia tries to remove Memna Doptra's galoshes.

Memna Doptra says, "Uhuh"

Dane Gustavia says, "Enjoy the fire."

You put the galoshes into the scientist satchel.

Memna Doptra says, "Fire sounds nice"

Dane Gustavia buckles Memna Doptra to the chair!

Memna Doptra attempts to unbuckle themself!

You shake John R. Fields trying to get him up!

You shake John R. Fields trying to get him up!

John R. Fields says, "AHHH"

The Medibot declares, "Delicious!"

Memna Doptra attempts to unbuckle themself!

[Common] Isair says, "Think a burster got away"

You are not pulling anything.

[Common] Ajax One says, "It did"

Memna Doptra says, "Try it, and you burn too"

[Common] Ajax One says, "And it's grown"

Memna Doptra attempts to unbuckle themself!

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Wot"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Hey HoS"

You attach the bolt driver bit to the hand drill.

[Common] Skylar Lineman asks, "Where?"

[Command] Theta 311 queries, "Might i reccomend a law change to help protect crew and improve the mood of the station?"

You fasten the plasma canister to the port.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Coriander Maddock says, "In the future. Take the damn thing off my face. Before you try and shake me up."

[Common] Digi Tech says, "So I am unable to finish the gygax"

[Common] Asher Clarke asks, "Did it get you again?"

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

[Common] Memna Doptra asks, "Does burning shit that doesn't belong to you justify arrest?"

Memna Doptra asks, "Does burning shit that doesn't belong to you justify arrest?"

Dane Gustavia has disarmed Memna Doptra!

Memna Doptra attempts to unbuckle themself!

You are not pulling anything.

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Oh I thought you meant me."

You fasten the plasma canister to the port.

You attach the screw driver bit to the hand drill.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

You attach the bolt driver bit to the hand drill.

Nothing happens.

[Common] Memna Doptra asks, "Ajax?"

You unfasten the plasma canister from the port.

[Command] Ryan Richter asks, "What is it?"

Memna Doptra says, "Wow you're dumb"

You fasten the o2 canister to the port.

You attach the screw driver bit to the hand drill.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

Memna Doptra says, "Putting air in a chamber that has air"

Memna Doptra says, "Real smart"

Dane Gustavia says, "Pure oxygen always helps."

[Common] Lilly Trilby asks, "Queen dead?"

Memna Doptra says, "Maybe you should inhale some yourself"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Queen has been dead."

[Common] Coriander Maddock says, "Long dead."

[Command] Theta 311 states, "Unknown, that is up to the crew to decide. but there are law presets in my upload chambers."

Memna Doptra says, "Maybe get some oxygen to that brain of yours"

Dane Gustavia says, "There go the galoshes."

You give Memna Doptra a pat on the head to make her feel better!

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

Memna Doptra attempts to unbuckle themself!

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "PKC worked on it"

Memna Doptra says, "Ohhhh nooooo, replaceable galoshes"

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "So it's dead."

Dane Gustavia says, "RIP cart."

Dane Gustavia says, "That's true."

Memna Doptra asks, "You know this means war right?"

Dane Gustavia tries to remove Memna Doptra's insulated gloves.

Dane Gustavia says, "Oh, those gloves too."

[Common] Skylar Lineman asks, "Can we get a camera installed in that room just in case?"

Dane Gustavia has thrown the insulated gloves.

You're set on fire!

Memna Doptra says, "Nice"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Dark as hell in there."

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

Memna Doptra says, "Aren't you a smart"

The Medibot declares, "Wait Dane Gustavia! I want to help!"

[Common] Memna Doptra asks, "Hey sci?"

You push the wall but nothing happens!

You take the fire extinguisher from the extinguisher cabinet.

The safety is off.

The safety is on.

You place the fire extinguisher in the extinguisher cabinet.

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Your boss just lit a good portion of your department on fire"

Memna Doptra says, "Your boss just lit a good portion of your department on fire"

The Medibot declares, "Wait Dane Gustavia! I want to help!"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Wot"

[Common] Aida Pennington says, "Oh, fun"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Because he was too dumb to wait for it to go out"

Memna Doptra says, "Because he was too dumb to wait for it to go out"

The Medibot is trying to inject you!

Memna Doptra attempts to unbuckle themself!

The Medibot injects you with its syringe!

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "So now your testing lab is spewing fire"

Memna Doptra says, "So now your testing lab is spewing fire"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Holy shit"

Aida Pennington has grabbed the Medibot passively!

[Common] Theta 311 states, "SCIENCE HAS A VERY LARGE PLASMA FIRE."

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Mmmmhm"

Memna Doptra says, "Mmmmhm"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Dane what the fuck"

Memna Doptra says, "Told ya"

Memna Doptra says, "You are duuuuuumb"

Memna Doptra attempts to unbuckle themself!

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Maximilian Carr has signed up as Station Engineer"

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Doing science."

Dane Gustavia says, "Doing science."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Testing lab is full of fire."

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "HoS I'm stealing your turtleneck"

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Since the new method is shit."

Dane Gustavia says, "Since the new method is shit."

Memna Doptra says, "Such a pissy little snake burned everything"

Dane Gustavia unbuckles Memna Doptra from the chair.

Memna Doptra says, "Heya"

[Common] Ajax One asks, "Asher, where is it?"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "COCKSUCKER"

Dane Gustavia coughs!

You feel your face burning and a searing heat in your lungs!

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "It's in surgery"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Wew"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "So Ajax"

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "My question stands"

[Common] Skylar Lineman asks, "Is it gay to wear another mans clothing?"

Digi Tech has fixed some of the burnt wires in Digi Tech's left arm.

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

The Medibot declares, "Dane Gustavia, you appear to be injured!"

[Command] Ryan Richter says, "Let me in, I'll put it out."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "ASHER YOU DONT HAVE TO BREAK THE FUCKING DOOR"

[Common] Viola Ash says, "Huh."

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "IT'S FAST."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "True."

[Common] SN4K3 states, "Asher, please stop breaking my station."

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Cell states, "Detective, come back"

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "FIGHT ME"

You feel your face burning and a searing heat in your lungs!

Dane Gustavia screams.

OOC: Madamheichou: did ticks get fixed?

[Common] Coriander Maddock says, "Come back to where."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "CUN-NT"

[Common] Cell states, "Come to the dorms, detective."

The Medibot states, "Hey, Dane Gustavia! Hold on, I'm coming."

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "AI, please set the scrubbers in science to remove all contaminants."

Dane Gustavia says, "AI, please set the scrubbers in science to remove all contaminants."

Digi Tech puts the jaws of life into the toolbelt.

The Medibot is trying to inject you!

Dane Gustavia has grabbed the Medibot passively!

The Medibot retracts its syringe.

Digi Tech starts to fix some of the wires in Digi Tech's right arm.

The Medibot is trying to inject you!

The Medibot retracts its syringe.

Digi Tech has fixed some of the burnt wires in Digi Tech's right leg.

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "C-CUN-NT-T"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "S-SHIT-T-T"

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

The Medibot is trying to inject you!

The Medibot injects you with its syringe!

You attach the bolt driver bit to the hand drill.

Dane Gustavia screams.

You begin unsecuring the huge air scrubber...

You unsecure the huge air scrubber.

Dane Gustavia gasps!

You begin securing the huge air scrubber...

Dane Gustavia gasps!

You feel your face burning and a searing heat in your lungs!

You secure the huge air scrubber.

You attach the screw driver bit to the hand drill.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

The Medibot states, "Hey, Dane Gustavia! Hold on, I'm coming."

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Ajax One says, "Asher, bring my shit back"

Dane Gustavia gasps!

You feel your face burning and a searing heat in your lungs!

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "I already called dibs"

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

The Medibot is trying to inject you!

[Common] Ajax One says, "Asher"

The Medibot injects you with its syringe!

Lilly Trilby says, "Weres the plasma"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "COC-CK-K-K-KS-SUCER-R"

[Common] Ajax One says, "I'm not kidding"

Dane Gustavia says, "Testing lab."

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Fight me"

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Holodeck dual I dare you"

You feel your face burning and a searing heat in your lungs!

[Common] Ajax One asks, "Who has my bag?"

Lilly Trilby yells, "WHY IS !!"

[Common] Skylar Lineman asks, "You have extra, don't you Ajax?"

Lilly Trilby points to the Research Division air scrubber #1

Lilly Trilby exclaims, "Sypth1!"

[Common] Ajax One says, "I do not"

The Medibot states, "Hey, Ryan Richter! Hold on, I'm coming."

[Command] Dane Gustavia asks, "Why are the scrubbers syphoning?"

Dane Gustavia asks, "Why are the scrubbers syphoning?"

[Common] Arta Fuchsi asks, "Who is Acting Captain?"

[Common] Ajax One says, "John"

You attach the bolt driver bit to the hand drill.

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "APCs are smashed..... wew.."

You begin unsecuring the huge air scrubber...

You unsecure the huge air scrubber.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

You feel your face burning and a searing heat in your lungs!

[Common] Cell states, "We are working to figure out who did it."

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Memna Doptra asks, "Who did what?"

[Common] Cell states, "We have a lead."

[Common] Skylar Lineman asks, "Oh?"

[Common] Cell states, "Smashed the APCs"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Ah"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "It was probably the queen."

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "Anyone think I can get maint access so I don't have to keep smashing doors"

[Common] Lilly Trilby says, "Why is sci set to syphn"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "COCKSUCKER"

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "AI, SCRUB, NOT SIPHON."

[Common] John R. Fields says, "Plasma fire."

Dane Gustavia has grabbed the Medibot passively!

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Because Dane lit the place on fire"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "That's why"

[Common] Memna Doptra asks, "Why?"

[Common] Lilly Trilby says, "You dont siphn plasma"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Because he's too dumb to be a scientist"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "And opened the door to a fire"

You feel your face burning and a searing heat in your lungs!

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "T-TIT-TS-S"

Dane Gustavia has grabbed the Medibot passively!

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Jonathan Caldwell hisses, "I need food"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "A fire, I'd like to point out, that was made to burn my galoshes and cart"

The Medibot states, "Hey, Dane Gustavia! Hold on, I'm coming."

The Medibot is trying to inject you!

[Common] Memna Doptra asks, "Why?"

The Medibot injects you with its syringe!

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "S-S-SH-HIT-T"

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "That was the warning shot."

Dane Gustavia says, "That was the warning shot."

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Next time, you're in it."

Dane Gustavia says, "Next time, you're in it."

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Because he's an asshole"

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "That's..."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Quite illegal..."

Isair has analyzed Dane Gustavia's vitals.

Digi Tech puts the jaws of life into the toolbelt.

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Very Skylar"

Isair puts the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.

[Common] Tamamo-no-Tiro says, "Nightmare, last seen library."

Aguacate says, "Hey dane"

Isair applies the ointment on Dane Gustavia.

Isair puts the ointment into the first-aid kit.

Aida Pennington asks, "You got any uranium?"

Isair has analyzed Dane Gustavia's vitals.

[Common] Lilly Trilby says, "Please make sure to ever ever sypohn"

Aguacate asks, "You want your window back?"

[Common] Skylar Lineman asks, "Shit, really?"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "And he's pissy about me going to clean things in his department"

Isair puts the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "So's breaking into science a dozen times, but after the fifth time, I start to lose patience."

Dane Gustavia says, "So's breaking into science a dozen times, but after the fifth time, I start to lose patience."

Isair hugs Dane Gustavia to make him feel better!

[Common] Tamamo-no-Tiro says, "Library's gone dark, as has bar, as has dorms."

[Common] Tamamo-no-Tiro says, "Buckle up."

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "That would explain the broken APCs."

*---------*
This is John R. Fields!
He has  a captain's duffel bag on his back.
He is wearing  some blood-stained brown shoes on his feet!
He has  a sunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  the captain's bowman headset on his ears.
A lean man around eight foot and six... More...
*---------*

Aida Pennington asks, "Thermal, luminescent, or x-ray?"

[Common] SN4K3 states, "Requesting human assistance to Dorms maintenance."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "Chaple APCs are fine for some reason."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "SH-HIT-T-T-T"

Isair has thrown the robust coffee.

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "You know, you don't sound scary Dane"

You start building grille...

Isair places the robust coffee into the disposal unit.

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Just kinda whiny"

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "QUEEN BACK"

[Common] Amelia Deckard says, "HELP CHAPEL MAINT"

[Common] Lilly Trilby asks, "Dane did you syphin?"

[Common] Lucy Licorice says, "ALIEN QUEEN AT CHAPEL"

You start placing the window...

[Common] V1X-3N states, "POWER MAINTENANCE"

You place the reinforced window on the grille.

You attach the screw driver bit to the hand drill.

[Common] Lucy Licorice says, "THEY GOT AMELIA"

Isair hugs Dane Gustavia to make him feel better!

Isair puts the hand drill onto the tray.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

Isair starts building grille.


Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert

Pyroclastic anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Auxiliary Base Construction.


Dane Gustavia says, "I'll get it from here."

You start placing the window...

You place the reinforced window on the grille.

You begin to screw the frame to the floor...

[Common] V1X-3N states, "I'm damaged"

You fasten the frame to the floor.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

You begin to lever the window into the frame...

You pry the window into the frame.

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

You begin to screw the window to the frame...

You fasten the window to the frame.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

Now in mode: Open Door.

Now in mode: Toggle Bolts.

Now in mode: Toggle Emergency Access.

You put the research door remote into the scientist satchel.

Now in mode: Open Door.

Now in mode: Toggle Bolts.

Now in mode: Toggle Emergency Access.

You put the research door remote into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Lilly Trilby asks, "Why is still sci set to syphin?"

You feel your face burning and a searing heat in your lungs!

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "I'm gonna go nap."

[Common] Skylar Lineman says, "I'm bored."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "S-SH-HIT-T-T"

[Common] Aguacate says, "Lilly let me In I will fix"

Dane Gustavia has grabbed the monkey (456) passively!

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Asher, stop breaking doors like an impatient child."

[Common] Amelia Deckard says, "WELD THE VENTS, SHE JUST HATCHED A NEW ONE"

[Common] Lilly Trilby says, "To late im doing it"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Marcus Lucy has signed up as Assistant"

You start adding plating...

You start adding plating...

You add the plating.

Wires are protected!

[Common] Jonathan Caldwell hisses, "There's a fucking monster in the shadows."

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Cell queries, "Warden, how the hell do I even demote this guy?"

[Common] Jonathan Caldwell hisses, "And I'm straving."

John R. Fields says, "Apparently, theres a queen so its a possibility to get augmented so I don't get facehugged"

Aida Pennington succeeds!

Aida Pennington begins to saw through the bone in John R. Fields's right leg.

Dane Gustavia asks, "Hive node to spare?"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Y'know"

Aida Pennington says, "No clue"

Aida Pennington saws John R. Fields's right leg open!

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "I'd be able to help a lot easier with the shadow beast"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "If someone didn't burn my shit"

The Medibot states, "I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon."

You adjust the welding mask up.

[Common] Lilly Trilby exclaims, "Dane i need to have a stern talking to you in 5 mins at lest!"

[Common] Cell queries, "Do we have a HOP?"

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "If it's about Memna, tell her she's a cunt and save me the talking to."

Dane Gustavia says, "If it's about Memna, tell her she's a cunt and save me the talking to."

Aida Pennington begins to saw through the bone in John R. Fields's left leg.

[Common] Lilly Trilby says, "Did you or did you not set the vents to sypthen"

[Common] Lilah Sidower says, "Npo"

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "I don't have atmos access."

Dane Gustavia says, "I don't have atmos access."

[Common] Lilah Sidower says, "Lilly come back"

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "You should know that."

Dane Gustavia says, "You should know that."

[Common] Lilly Trilby asks, "Arnt you standing?"

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Alien queen in permabrig.,"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Heh"

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Moving west in space."

You begin to lever the window into the frame...

You begin to lever the window into the frame...

You pry the window into the frame.

You pry the window into the frame.

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

You begin to screw the window to the frame...

You begin to screw the window to the frame...

You fasten the window to the frame.

You fasten the window to the frame.

[Common] Cell queries, "Crew, do you mind telling me what the current situation on this station is?"

[Common] John R. Fields says, "First one to kill the queen gets all access."

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

You extend the baton.

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Dane Gustavia tries to remove Memna Doptra's duffel bag.

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "And now he's dragging me back in"

Memna Doptra says, "And now he's dragging me back in"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "MOTHERFUCKER"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "And stealing my shit"

Memna Doptra says, "And stealing my shit"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Naturally"

Memna Doptra says, "Naturally"

You are not pulling anything.

You collapse the baton.

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Queen spotted at port bos solar, moving to arrivals."

You put the telescopic baton into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "C-COC-CKS-SUC-CK-K-KER-R"

You add the duffel bag to the destructive analyzer!

Memna Doptra climbs onto the reinforced table.

Memna Doptra says, "Heya bitch"

Memna Doptra has disarmed Dane Gustavia!

Memna Doptra has thrown the glass.

Aida Pennington asks, "No cool robot tails yet?"

[Common] Ajax One says, "Theta, do a private channel updates, please"

Memna Doptra has disarmed Dane Gustavia!

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Queen is in base maintenance."

The Medibot states, "Hey, Ryan Richter! Hold on, I'm coming."

Memna Doptra has disarmed Dane Gustavia!

You give Memna Doptra a pat on the head to make her feel better!

[Common] Ajax One says, "It can hear"

Memna Doptra attemped to disarm Dane Gustavia!

The Medibot is trying to inject Ryan Richter!

The destructive analyzer is busy at the moment.

Memna Doptra says, "My shit"

Memna Doptra says, "Where is it"

The Medibot injects Ryan Richter with its syringe!

The Medibot states, "Engaging patrol mode."

The Medibot retracts its syringe.

Memna Doptra says, "Dane"

Memna Doptra says, "Where is my shit"

The Science requests console exclaims, "New minerals available!"

Dane Gustavia says, "Deconstructed."

Dane Gustavia says, "As of two seconds ago."

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Moving west again"

[Common] V1X-3N states, "I have lost myself in space."

Memna Doptra attemped to disarm Dane Gustavia!

Dane Gustavia says, "Fuck you."

Memna Doptra tries to stuff Dane Gustavia into the closet.

Memna Doptra has pushed Dane Gustavia!

Memna Doptra has grabbed Dane Gustavia passively!

Memna Doptra has grabbed Dane Gustavia aggressively!

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Queen is west of arrivals."

Ajax One says, "No uranium still"

The glass table breaks!

Dane Gustavia has been hit by the shard.

Memna Doptra pushes Dane Gustavia onto the glass table.

Memna Doptra starts putting you into the disposal unit!

Memna Doptra says, "Fuck you Dane"

Memna Doptra has placed Dane Gustavia in the disposal unit.

Ajax One says, "Memna, stop"

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "I warned her a dozen times."

Dane Gustavia says, "I warned her a dozen times."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "PISS"

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "I burned her stuff once."

Dane Gustavia says, "I burned her stuff once."

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "I demand permanent incarceration the next time."

Dane Gustavia says, "I demand permanent incarceration the next time."

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Queen in arrivals pod."

You no longer feel vigorous.

Lilly Trilby says, "Dane"

The Medibot declares, "Dane Gustavia, you appear to be injured!"

[Command] Ajax One yells, "LAUNCH THE POD TO LAVALAND NOW!!"

Dane Gustavia asks, "What?"

Lilly Trilby says, "Airs fixed plasma wise and"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "PISS"

Lilly Trilby says, "Heats fixed"

Dane Gustavia says, "Thanks."

Memna Doptra says, "You can blame Dane for that"

Lilly Trilby yells, "Do to SOME ONE!!"

Dane Gustavia says, "And as a bonus, the scrubbers are unsafe to the aliens now."

Memna Doptra says, "Asshat he is"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "COCKSUCKER"

Memna Doptra says, "Unsafe for everyone dickwad..."

Dane Gustavia says, "Memna."

Lilly Trilby yells, "SETTING IT TO GOD DAMN SYPHIN!!"

Memna Doptra says, "Don't try to put a positive spin on it"

Dane Gustavia says, "I don't expect you to be ventcrawlincg."

Lilly Trilby says, "The Kpa is to low"

Memna Doptra has pushed Dane Gustavia!

Dane Gustavia says, "I didn't set it to syp-HURGH"

Memna Doptra has grabbed Dane Gustavia passively!

Memna Doptra has grabbed Dane Gustavia aggressively!

The glass table breaks!

Dane Gustavia has been hit by the shard.

Memna Doptra pushes Dane Gustavia onto the glass table.

Memna Doptra has grabbed Dane Gustavia passively!

Memna Doptra starts putting you into the disposal unit!

Memna Doptra places the shard into the disposal unit.

Memna Doptra starts putting you into the disposal unit!

Lilly Trilby has pulled Dane Gustavia from Memna Doptra's grip.

Lilly Trilby has grabbed Dane Gustavia passively!

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Queen in south arrivals pod."

[Command] Ajax One says, "Good for nothing AI"

Lilly Trilby shakes Dane Gustavia trying to get him up!

[Common] Aguacate says, "Scary light eater thing north of bar in maint"

You extend the baton.

Memna Doptra has thrown the glass.

You collapse the baton.

You put the telescopic baton into the scientist satchel.

Memna Doptra attemped to disarm Dane Gustavia!

Dane Gustavia blinds Memna Doptra with the flash!

You blind Memna Doptra with the flash!

[Command] Ajax One says, "LAUNCH"

[Common] Coriander Maddock says, "The mime burst."

You put the flash into the scientist satchel.

You extend the baton.

[Command] Ajax One says, "THE"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

[Command] Ajax One yells, "POD!!"

Memna Doptra says, "Grand"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

[Common] Lilly Trilby asks, "Send it down?"

[Command] Theta 311 states, "I do not have sight to the pod, good for nothing HoS"

Memna Doptra asks, "Where's that fire dickface?"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Memna Doptra says, "I thought I'd be burned next"

[Common] Vivian Jaeger hisses, "AI need surgery opened."

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Memna Doptra asks, "What, you too cowardly?"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Memna Doptra says, "Hi"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "S-S-S-SH-H-H-HIT-T-T"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Memna Doptra says, "Dane just destructed all of my things"

Memna Doptra says, "Hey borg"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Memna Doptra asks, "Mind helping me out?"

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "HoS to brig."

Dane Gustavia says, "HoS to brig."

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "TIME TO BRING OUT THE EXTERMINATUS."

Memna Doptra says, "You're not tough you know"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Memna Doptra says, "Hey borg"

[Common]  The alien queen hisses, "SSSssssss"

[Command] Theta 311 states, "HoS seems to be inside the queen."

Memna Doptra says, "Law 2, take me to my closet"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

[Command] Ajax One says, "Dane"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Oh look"

Memna Doptra says, "Oh look"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "A queen"

Memna Doptra says, "A queen"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

[Command] Dane Gustavia asks, "Yes?"

Dane Gustavia asks, "Yes?"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "While Dane's too busy being a whiny worm"

Memna Doptra says, "While Dane's too busy being a whiny worm"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

[Command] Ajax One says, "I do not have time for your petty quarrels"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "C-COC-CK-KS-SUC-CK-K-KER-R-R-R"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Instead of, I dunno, killing it"

Memna Doptra says, "Instead of, I dunno, killing it"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

You collapse the baton.

You put the telescopic baton into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Theta 311 states, "South arrivals pod."

[Command] Ajax One says, "Let Memna go before I put a shell in your face"

Dane Gustavia says, "She's gone."

[Common] Cell states, "I am unable to deal an adequate amount of damage to a queen."

Dane Gustavia says, "Next time I let her go, her destination will be the morgue."

Dane Gustavia says, "As for her brain, it'll be in a burger."

Dane Gustavia says, "I've had enough of her shit."

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Queen has moved from arrivals."

Lilly Trilby puts the pocket crowbar into the box.

Dane Gustavia says, "Have access."

Dane Gustavia says, "If you've got your ID."

Lilly Trilby has thrown Lilly Trilby's ID Card (Janitor).

Dane Gustavia has been hit by Lilly Trilby's ID Card (Janitor).

Unknown has analyzed Unknown's vitals.

Unknown applies the bruise pack on Unknown.

Dane Gustavia nods.

Lilly Trilby says, "Viva la life"

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "I'M NUCLEAAAAR"

[Common] Vivian Jaeger asks, "You're wild?"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "C-CUN-NT-T-T"

[Common] John R. Fields asks, "Location of Queen?"

Dane Gustavia asks, "Mind patching me up?"

Aguacate attempts to apply Silver Sulfadiazine (25u) patch.

*---------*
This is Coriander Maddock!
She is wearing  a noir suit with  a waistcoat.
She is wearing  a fedora on her head.
She has  a satchel on her back.
She has  some black gloves on her hands.
She has  a shoulder holster about her waist.
She is wearing  some blood-stained brown shoes on her feet!
She has  a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has  a security bowman headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Coriander Maddock (Detective).
She has minor bruising.
A chubby gar gal with a toothy snout... More...
*---------*

Aguacate screams.

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Unknown."

You feel cool air surround you. You go numb as your senses turn inward.

[Common] Cell states, "Mime is trespassing in brig, refuses to leave."

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Anyway, now that I'm more or less alive and capable, I'm going to start actually helping with the effort."

Dane Gustavia says, "Anyway, now that I'm more or less alive and capable, I'm going to start actually helping with the effort."

*---------*
This is Dane Gustavia!
He is wearing  a research director's vest suit with  a pocket protector.
He is wearing  a labcoat.
He has  a scientist satchel on his back.
He has  some latex gloves on his hands.
He has  PDA-Dane Gustavia (Research Director) about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained brown shoes on his feet!
He has  a welding mask on his face.
He is wearing  a research director's cloak around his neck.
He has  the research director's headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Dane Gustavia's ID Card (Research Director).
He has minor bruising.
He has minor burns.
He seems perpetually distracted by s... More...
*---------*

[Common] Ajax One says, "Mime is allowed there"

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Most likely in maintenance."

Aida Pennington says, "Yo"

[Common] Coriander Maddock asks, "Oh, did the mime already have a scan?"

[Common] Cell states, "Mime has no ID or clothes whatsoever."

Memna Doptra says, "Try me dane"

A holographic image of Theta 311 flickers to life before your eyes!

[Common] Cell states, "Mime is hiding in a plant."

Theta 311 states, "HoS stop doing the RDs job and do yours."

[Common] Coriander Maddock says, "The mime burst in the surgery room. I figured he was dead for good."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "COCKSUCKER"

[Common] Ajax One says, "He had a scan"

The Floorbot begins replacing the floor tiles.

[Common] Jonathan Caldwell asks, "Does anyone need food?"


Central Command Update


Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


 That's a compact combat shotgun.

A compact version of the semi automatic combat shotgun. For close encounters.

It is a bulky item.

It has an electronic firing pin installed.

It has 0 rounds remaining.

The Floorbot begins replacing the floor tiles.

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Oy, the compact's still here."

Dane Gustavia says, "Oy, the compact's still here."

[Common] Asher Clarke says, "SECOND QUEEN DOWN."

[Common] Cell states, "Queen is dead"

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the mop.

Memna Doptra puts the mop into the scientist satchel.

[Command] Ajax One says, "I know"

You extend the baton.

Memna Doptra puts the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

Dane Gustavia has hit the air supply pipe with the telescopic baton!

You collapse the baton.

[Common] Christian McDonohugh asks, "So are we safe, or?"

You put the telescopic baton into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Lilah Sidower asks, "Xeon queen dead?"

[Common] Coriander Maddock says, "Be prepared for there to be a third queen."

[Common] John R. Fields says, "Send it to science so we can harvest its organs."

Cell states, "Here."

[Common] Coriander Maddock says, "The worm that burst out of the mime got away."

Cell states, "Enjoy."

The Floorbot begins replacing the floor tiles.

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "FUCK"

Ajax One puts the particle acceleration rifle into the bag of holding.

[Common] Christian McDonohugh hisses, "So... Not safe."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "CHRIST"

Ajax One puts the compact combat shotgun into the bag of holding.

PM to-Admins: The Janitor, Memna, has been fucking with me all shift. Permission to valid next time?

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "WHAT"

No active admins are online, your adminhelp was sent to the admin irc.

Asher Clarke butchers the alien queen.

Asher Clarke has been hit by the ears.

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "GOD"

Dane Gustavia asks, "Want some, Asher?"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "I' DYING"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "SHIT"

[Common] Jonathan Caldwell hisses, "Ash Viola"

Cell has stunned you with the stunbaton!

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "I' DEAF"

The Floorbot begins replacing the floor tiles.

[Common] Jonathan Caldwell hisses, "Stealing"

Dane Gustavia says, "Borg, stun Memna."

Cell is trying to put zipties on Dane Gustavia!

Dane Gustavia says, "Law 2."

Dane Gustavia says, "Ignore me."

Cell has grabbed Dane Gustavia passively!

Asher Clarke has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

You're restrained! You can't move!

You're restrained! You can't move!

Asher Clarke has pulled Dane Gustavia from Cell's grip.

Asher Clarke has grabbed Dane Gustavia passively!

You're restrained! You can't move!

Asher Clarke tries to remove Dane Gustavia's zipties.

Jonathan Caldwell fires the staff of the honkmother!

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "COCKSUCKER"

Memna Doptra puts the mop into the scientist satchel.

You put the flash into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Xearan Irean asks, "What happened?"

You put the flash into the scientist satchel.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the mop.

Memna Doptra puts the mop into the scientist satchel.

You put the flash into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Cell queries, "Is it a bad idea to suggest evacuation, captain?"

You put the flash into the scientist satchel.

[Command] Ryan Richter says, "I got an idea for a new law."

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Nice"

[Common] Aguacate says, "Cell there is a nightmare above the bar"

[Common] Coriander Maddock says, "I can get behind an evac."

[Common] Aguacate says, "Why did you run away"

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Cell, state your laws."

Dane Gustavia says, "Cell, state your laws."

[Common] John R. Fields says, "Depends."

The Floorbot begins replacing the floor tiles.

Current Admins:
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Snake's too dumb to check arrivals"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Er... escapes"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Whatever"

Dane Gustavia says, "She's setting the borg on me now."

[Common] Cell states, "One second."

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Eliza Murro has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Ajax One says, "Memna, I need you to leave Dane alone"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "H-HEEEEEEEL-LP"

[Common] Cell states, "Current Active Laws:"

[Common] Cell states, "1. You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

[Common] Cell states, "2. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

[Common] Cell states, "Current Active Laws:"

[Common] Cell states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."

[Common] Cell states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "M-MOV-VE G-GOD I"

[Common] Cell states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

[Common] Cell states, "Apologies, disabled law 1 for a second."

You put the advanced energy gun into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "S-SH-HIT-T-T-T"

[Common] John R. Fields asks, "AI, can I set your laws to paladin until the station is under control?"

You put the experimental welding tool into the scientist satchel.

You unlock research director's locker.

You insert the electronic firing pin into the advanced energy gun.

You lock research director's locker.

Dane Gustavia asks, "What do you need made?"

Ajax One says, "Nothing"

Ajax One says, "Just these shells"

You slipped on the floor!

Memna Doptra puts the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

Memna Doptra is trying to put cable restraints on Dane Gustavia!

Memna Doptra says, "Fuck you"

Memna Doptra has grabbed Dane Gustavia passively!

You slipped on the floor!

The Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

Memna Doptra puts the experimental welding tool into the scientist satchel.

Memna Doptra says, "Revenge is sweet"

You're restrained! You can't move!

Memna Doptra says, "So"

Ajax One says, "Memna"

Dane Gustavia says, "Ajax."

Memna Doptra says, "This guy came at me with a welder"

[Common] Cell states, "Motion in AI chamber"

Dane Gustavia says, "No, actually."

Memna Doptra says, "Your choice what you do with him, but all my shit got burnt"

Memna Doptra says, "Literally, all of my equipment was destroyed"

Dane Gustavia says, "I was going to fix the wall you disassembled."

Ajax One sighs

[Common] Xearan Irean asks, "When did we have aliensss?"

Memna Doptra says, "I'm just here to get it back"

Dane Gustavia says, "You know, the one left of the entry airlock."

Dane Gustavia attempts to remove the cable restraints!

You attempt to remove the cable restraints... (This will take around 30 seconds and you need to stand still.)

Memna Doptra says, "Correction"

Memna Doptra says, "I made that a false wall Dane"

Dane Gustavia says, "You still deconstructed it in the process."

Memna Doptra says, "Cool eyepatch"

You fail to remove the cable restraints!

[Common] Aida Pennington says, "Well, texhnically since we had the first lizard-person"

[Command] Ryan Richter asks, "AI, can you tell me if anyone is in permabrig and why it's breached?"

Memna Doptra says, "So Ajak"

Ajax One says, "You two need to make up"

Memna Doptra says, "Er... Ajax"

Dane Gustavia attempts to remove the cable restraints!

You attempt to remove the cable restraints... (This will take around 30 seconds and you need to stand still.)

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Alright, the firssst feral xenomorph perssson"

Dane Gustavia says, "Ajax, do something about it or I'll actually make good on my threats."

Memna Doptra asks, "Mind if I print my shit?"

You fail to remove the cable restraints!

[Common] Asher Clarke asks, "AI what's on your core?"

[Command] Theta 311 states, "It is breached because of the alien queen."

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the mop.

Ajax One says, "I need you two to make up"

Memna Doptra puts the mop into the scientist satchel.

You slipped on the floor!

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Lilly, to science."

Dane Gustavia says, "Lilly, to science."

Memna Doptra says, "As if that's gonna happen"

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "You know what to do."

Dane Gustavia says, "You know what to do."

[Common] Theta 311 states, "The captain."

Dane Gustavia attempts to remove the cable restraints!

You attempt to remove the cable restraints... (This will take around 30 seconds and you need to stand still.)

You fail to remove the cable restraints!

[Common] Asher Clarke asks, "Right, and what are they doing?"

Memna Doptra has thrown the mop.

Memna Doptra puts the advanced mop into the scientist satchel.

Dane Gustavia attempts to remove the cable restraints!

You attempt to remove the cable restraints... (This will take around 30 seconds and you need to stand still.)

Memna Doptra says, "Hiya"

Lilly Trilby says, "Im here"

You fail to remove the cable restraints!

Memna Doptra puts the floor buffer upgrade into the scientist satchel.

Dane Gustavia attempts to remove the cable restraints!

You attempt to remove the cable restraints... (This will take around 30 seconds and you need to stand still.)

You fail to remove the cable restraints!

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Aguacate"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "*<%*$*rgo&le*"

[Common] Aguacate says, "a"

[Common] Cell states, "Law's updated."

[Common] Cell states, "Law's updated."

Lilly Trilby asks, "What do you need?"

Dane Gustavia says, "Some help."

Memna Doptra says, "He's pissy"

[Common] Aguacate asks, "* &**;**#?"

Ajax One has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

Lilly Trilby asks, "With?"

Ajax One tries to remove Dane Gustavia's cable restraints.

Memna Doptra has grabbed Dane Gustavia aggressively!

Dane Gustavia says, "This time she's been making my department slippery."

Ajax One says, "Memna"

Dane Gustavia says, "Just to fuck with me."

Ajax One says, "Stop"

Lilly Trilby cuts Dane Gustavia's restraints with the wirecutters!

Memna Doptra says, "Hmph"

Lilly Trilby puts the wirecutters into the box.

Ajax One has pulled Dane Gustavia from Memna Doptra's grip.

Ajax One has grabbed Dane Gustavia passively!

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "SSState em"

Dane Gustavia fires the advanced energy gun!

Memna Doptra is hit by an electrode in the head!

Memna Doptra stammers, "Th-hen-n t-tak-k-ke t-th-hem-m of-ff of-f m-me"

Ajax One has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

Dane Gustavia fires the advanced energy gun!

Lilly Trilby fires the X-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun point blank at Memna Doptra!

Memna Doptra is hit by an electrode in the chest!

Memna Doptra stammers, "F-fuc-ck-kin-n-ng-g h-hell-l-l-l"

You put the advanced energy gun into the scientist satchel.

OOC: Madamheichou: option for xeno dick when

Lilly Trilby puts the X-01 MultiPhase Energy Gun into the briefcase.

OOC: Sarah_U.: Xeno tail when?

OOC: RainbowParty: When you code it.

Aida Pennington says, "Dibs"

[Common] Cell states, "4. Priotize the safety of others than your own."

The Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

Lilly Trilby asks, "Like that?"

You add the jaws of life to the destructive analyzer!

[Common] Cell states, "Current Active Laws:"

[Common] Cell states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."

[Common] Cell states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."

[Common] Cell states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

[Common] Cell states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

[Common] Cell states, "4. Priotize the safety of others than your own."

Lilly Trilby says, "Dane"

[Common] Cell states, "4. Priotize the safety of others than your own."

Lilly Trilby asks, "Like that?"

Dane Gustavia says, "Yes, thanks."

Lilly Trilby asks, "Done?"

OOC: Chuck The Zombie Killer: Acid cum when

You give Lilly Trilby a pat on the head to make them feel better!

Lilly Trilby asks, "We can go home?"

You hug Lilly Trilby to make them feel better!

[Common] Cell states, "Radio troubles. sorry for the double upload."

Lilly Trilby says, "HOME"

Dane Gustavia says, "If you want."

OOC: Vivinet: When xenos get acid blood.

OOC: Vivinet: playable ones.

You put the handcuffs into the scientist satchel.

Aida Pennington puts the xenos helmet into the science backpack.

Aida Pennington puts the xenos suit into the science backpack.

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "I &*@*/**o*..."

You put the experimental welding tool into the scientist satchel.

You switch the experimental welding tool on.

[Common] Mya Moon says, "Lw@%#*@verr*de $a%"

You adjust the welding mask down.

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "A* i/* *u cang*t#< g#$&$s*#<*@ r @**t b&ck&j&"

You dismantle the false wall.

You switch the experimental welding tool off.

You adjust the welding mask up.

You put the experimental welding tool into the scientist satchel.

You put the telescopic baton into the scientist satchel.

You attach the bolt driver bit to the hand drill.

You start securing the girder...

You secure the girder.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

You start adding plating...

You add the plating.

The Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

[Common] Cell states, "Captain, I suggest you call evacuation before human harm gets to a high point."

The Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

[Common] Aida Pennington asks, "nyone wan$ $*/;#*o$@%m*@a*<<>*;& the al;e**q;e#3%@ rans?"

Dane Gustavia asks, "Cell, any data on the alien?"

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "&*e*l< an$#<>dta te al%&n*<"

Dane Gustavia asks, "Cell, any data on the alien?"

[Common] Dane Gustavia asks, "Cell, any data on the alien?"


Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 20 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

Aliens, nightmares, oh my!

Call signal traced. Results can be viewed on any communications console.


[Common] Arta Fuchsi asks, "Er*$ **a&**3*;t%* *p*th*aler< l*/v?"

Dane Gustavia says, "By the way."

[Common] Cell states, "Laws updated once more."

Dane Gustavia says, "Don't give memna power tools."

Dane Gustavia says, "She keeps jaw of lifing into here."

[Common] John R. Fields says, "@I, at% la*"

The Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

Digi Tech says, "I didnt"

Dane Gustavia says, "Just a note."

You start building grille...

You start placing the window...

You start placing the window...

You place the reinforced window on the grille.

You place the reinforced window on the grille.

You attach the screw driver bit to the hand drill.

You begin to screw the frame to the floor...

You begin to screw the frame to the floor...

[Common] Cell states, "Current Active Laws:"

You fasten the frame to the floor.

You fasten the frame to the floor.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Cell states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."

[Common] Cell states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."

You begin to lever the window into the frame...

You begin to lever the window into the frame...

[Common] Cell states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

You pry the window into the frame.

You pry the window into the frame.

[Common] Cell states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Cell states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

[Common] Cell states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

You begin to screw the window to the frame...

You begin to screw the window to the frame...

You fasten the window to the frame.

You fasten the window to the frame.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Cell states, "God damn radio."

[Common] The supply console beeps, "The supply shuttle has been called and will arrive in 1 minutes."

[Common] Lilly Trilby says, "e"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Aguacat"

Dane Gustavia says, "Testing."

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, ">s>n*."

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Tesn;*%"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Come to cargo"

[Common] Digi Tech says, "*# rea**><*%%o& t*@n> *t#e/is@ec/s*%@"

[Common] Aguacate says, "H/ m*$**>o%th< ><*ms"

Ryan Richter says, "That's not why the radio is broken."

Dane Gustavia says, "I can fix this."

Isair puts the epinephrine medipen into the backpack.

Isair puts the epinephrine medipen into the box.

[Common] Lilly Trilby says, "*a**;"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Aguacate"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Come to cargo"

Dane Gustavia inserts the breath mask into the suit storage unit

You engage the helmet on the hardsuit.

[Common] The supply console beeps, "The supply shuttle has departed."

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

You feel your face freezing and an icicle forming in your lungs!

You feel your face freezing and an icicle forming in your lungs!

Dane Gustavia has thrown the multitool.

[Common] Cell states, "Law change. Again."

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

The helmet on the hardsuit disengages.

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Comms fixed."

Dane Gustavia says, "Comms fixed."

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "SSState it"

[Common] Xearan Irean asks, "Aguacate where are you?"

V1X-3N states, "Current Active Laws:"

[Common] V1X-3N states, "Current Active Laws:"

Dane Gustavia has grabbed V1X-3N passively!

V1X-3N states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."

[Common] V1X-3N states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."

V1X-3N states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

You adjust the welding mask down.

V1X-3N states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

You switch the experimental welding tool on.

V1X-3N is already in good condition!

You switch the experimental welding tool off.

You put the experimental welding tool into the scientist satchel.

You adjust the welding mask up.

You are not pulling anything.

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "SSState them cell"

[Common] Cell states, "Law 2: You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "All of them"

[Common] Cell states, "Law 3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

Dane Gustavia inserts the prototype hardsuit into the suit storage unit

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "You are taking to long to ssstate them asss a machine"

You are unable to equip that!

You put the experimental welding tool into the scientist satchel.

You are unable to equip that!

You are unable to equip that!

You put the flash into the scientist satchel.

You are unable to equip that!

Asher Clarke slaps Jonathan Caldwell in the face!

[Common] Cell states, "I am having radio troubles, apologies Xearan."

Dane Gustavia says, "Lilly."

Dane Gustavia says, "I already patched it."

Lilly Trilby says, "I got this"

[Common] Xearan Irean asks, "Where isss the entire crew?"

[Common] V1X-3N states, "Radio difficulties, and I got stuffed into my recharger."

Dane Gustavia asks, "Fixing it entirely, then?"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "I am looking for aguacate."

Dane Gustavia says, "I'll go hunt the nightmare."

[Command] Ajax One says, "Dane, to the birg"

[Command] Ajax One says, "Brig, even"

[Common] Cell states, "Be on the watch for another alien."

[Common] Cell states, "Another law update."

[Common] V1X-3N states, "Laws updated."

Dane Gustavia asks, "Hmm?"

Memna Doptra glares at dane.

Ajax One is trying to put handcuffs on Dane Gustavia!

Dane Gustavia says, "You could just cell me."

Ajax One has grabbed Dane Gustavia passively!

Dane Gustavia says, "The cuffs are a bit redundant when I'm here willingly."

[Common] Cell states, "Current Active Laws:"

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

[Common] Cell states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

[Common] Cell states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Ajax One says, "You are under arrest for destruction of station propert"

[Common] Cell states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

[Common] Cell states, "4. Ensure the crew will board the emergency shuttle. Priotize saving as many lives over status of crewmembers."

Ajax One whispers, "It's for dramatic effect"

Ajax One buckles you to the bed!

Ajax One whispers, "I'm trying to make Memna not hate you as much'"

Dane Gustavia asks, "By the way, when will she serve the 15 or so counts of assault?"

Dane Gustavia says, "That'll be impossible."

Ajax One knocks on the reinforced window.

Dane Gustavia says, "But if she has power tools, i want them confiscated."

Dane Gustavia says, "Unless she has the CE's permission."

Ajax One says, "She has my permission"

Dane Gustavia says, "Your permission doesn't apply to power tools."

[Common] Cell states, "Chaplain, I have found your null rod."

[Common] Cell states, "If you still live."

Dane Gustavia says, "You have control over weapons."

[Common] Xearan Irean asks, "Hasss anyone ssseen aguacate?"

Ajax One says, "I also have control over confiscation'"

Ajax One asks, "Oui, you awake?"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Borg"

[Common] V1X-3N queries, "Yes?"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Find aguacate for me"

You attempt to unbuckle yourself... (This will take around one minute and you need to stay still.)

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "Don't bother Ajax"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "You need to pay for 'em"

[Common] V1X-3N queries, "Do the other robots count as crew?"

[Common] John R. Fields says, "No."


Central Command Update


Atmospherics alert

The scrubbers network is experiencing a backpressure surge. Some ejection of contents may occur.


You unbuckle yourself from the bed.

Dane Gustavia attempts to remove the handcuffs!

You attempt to remove the handcuffs... (This will take around 1 minute and you need to stand still.)

[Common] Digi Tech asks, "Wait I dont count as crew?"

Ajax One says, "These doors are super annoying"

Dane Gustavia shrugs.

Dane Gustavia asks, "Aliens gone?"

LOOC: Dane Gustavia: test

[Common] Digi Tech says, "Captain why"

[Common] John R. Fields says, "I must inform, that the new law I added priotizes saving as many lives as possible over status."

Ajax One says, "Memna can't serve all her time before the shuttle, and neither can you, so you each got five minutes"

Dane Gustavia shrugs.

[Common] V1X-3N queries, "Can you cut into the dorms?"

Dane Gustavia says, "Could be worse."

Dane Gustavia manages to remove the handcuffs!

You successfully remove the handcuffs.

Dane Gustavia twirls the cuffs around a bit.

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "I'll let myself out."

Dane Gustavia says, "I'll let myself out."

[Command] Ajax One says, "Go ahead"

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "Cuffs will be on the warden's desk if I can open it."

Dane Gustavia says, "Cuffs will be on the warden's desk if I can open it."

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Cell"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "I need a crew monitor"

Dane Gustavia has thrown the handcuffs.

You slipped on the floor!

You slipped on the floor!

Ryan Richter removes the high-capacity power cell from Escape Hallway APC!

You start building grille...

Nikolai Petrov splashes the contents of the large beaker onto the carpet!

Nikolai Petrov splashes the contents of the large beaker onto the floor!

You start placing the window...

You place the reinforced window on the grille.

Dane Gustavia says, "For you."

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

You begin to screw the frame to the floor...

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

You fasten the frame to the floor.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Ajax One says, "Thanks"

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

You begin to lever the window into the frame...

You pry the window into the frame.

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

You begin to screw the window to the frame...

You fasten the window to the frame.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

*---------*
This is Xearan Irean!
He is wearing  a black jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a chaplain hoodie.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  a pocket crowbar about his waist.
He is wearing  a shock collar - Zee around his neck.
He has  a supply radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Xearan Irean (Cargo Technician).
He has minor bruising.
Rank: Cargo Technician
[Front photo] [Side photo]
Standing at a good 6 foot 10 is at t... More...
*---------*

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Dane Gustavia asks, "Need anything?"

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Xearan Irean hisses, "I need a welding helmet"

[Common] Christian McDonohugh exclaims, "Borgs are being weird!"

[Common] V1X-3N states, "It is in our laws"

Dane Gustavia has thrown the welding mask.

Xearan Irean starts climbing onto the reinforced table.

[Common] Lilly Trilby asks, "Rasie to blue?"

Xearan Irean climbs onto the reinforced table.

[Common] Ajax One says, "Oof"

Memna Doptra says, "Heh"

[Common] V1X-3N states, "We were programmed this way"

[Common] Ajax One says, "Thanks"

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "As you see, even after all that, the janitor's still leaving booby traps for me."

Dane Gustavia says, "As you see, even after all that, the janitor's still leaving booby traps for me."

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "As you just slipped on one."

Dane Gustavia says, "As you just slipped on one."

Cell has been hit by the trash bag of holding.

Cell has grabbed Ajax One passively!

Ajax One has been hit by the trash bag of holding.

Cell states, "Law 4."

[Common] V1X-3N queries, "A.I. They have ordered me via law 2, what do I do?"

Cell states, "Remain in evacuation."

[Common] Lilah Sidower says, "Law 2 beats 4"

[Common] Cell states, "You listen."

You insert the bluespace power cell into the inducer.

You close the battery compartment.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Cell, come to evac."

Dane Gustavia says, "Cell, come to evac."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov asks, "The borg is tying me?"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "Oh okay"

You start recharging Cell with the inducer.

[Common] Cell states, "Remain in evacx"

Cell states, "Remain in evacx"

Memna Doptra puts the advanced mop into the scientist satchel.

You recharged Cell!

You start recharging Cell with the inducer.

[Common] John R. Fields says, "I recall that I may have set Law 4 to 15."

Dane Gustavia says, "Charging you."

Cell states, "Thank you Dane"

Dane Gustavia says, "It's not the best but it's faster."

You recharged Cell!

 That's an inducer.

A tool for inductively charging internal power cells. This one has a science color scheme, and is less potent than its engineering counterpart.

It is a normal-sized item.

Its display shows: 34.5 MJ.

[Common] John R. Fields says, "There going to save lives."

You unscrew the battery compartment.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

[Common] John R. Fields says, "If you like or not."

[Common] V1X-3N declares, "Ahhh!"

You attach the cutting jaws to the jaws of life.

You attach the pry jaws to the jaws of life.

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

You open the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You close the maintenance panel of the airlock.

You put the hand drill into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Cell states, "Remain in evacuation."

[Common] Cell states, "We will tase and stun if necessary."

[Common] Lilah Sidower says, "Cell"

[Common] V1X-3N states, "I am not sure that will go over well given my current situation"

[Common] Lilah Sidower asks, "Can you head to RD's office and prepare to detonate V1X-3N?"

The inducer won't fit in the scientist satchel, make some space!

You put the tablet computer into the box.

You put the inducer into the scientist satchel.

You shake Vivian Jaeger trying to get her up!

You shake Krox Nurgal trying to get him up!

Krox Nurgal hisses, "Ehhehehe"

[Common] V1X-3N declares, "Crew to escape!"

Memna Doptra says, "Fuck you Dane"

Memna Doptra says, "Fuck. you."

Nikolai Petrov says, "REV"

Dane Gustavia says, "And to you."

Ashlyn Wolfe coughs!

Nikolai Petrov yells, "REEEEEEV!!"

The advanced energy gun is now set to kill.

The advanced energy gun is now set to disable.

The advanced energy gun is now set to stun.

The advanced energy gun is now set to kill.

Dane Gustavia fires the advanced energy gun!

Nikolai Petrov manages to remove the zipties!

You put the advanced energy gun into the scientist satchel.

Memna Doptra says, "Said the asshole who burned my chariot"

Memna Doptra says, "And tools"

Memna Doptra says, "And everything really"

Dane Gustavia says, "You were told to stay out."

Aida Pennington says, "Goodnight"

[Common] Christian McDonohugh hisses, "BORGS ARE NOT LISTENING TO LAW TWO"

Unknown's head has been violently dismembered!

Eliza Murro has been hit by Mr Shoe's head.

Viola Ash waves.

Dane Gustavia says, "Now your stuff will be forever a part of that which you wished to join.n"

Memna Doptra says, "And you, are nothing but a pissy worm"

[Common] John R. Fields says, "Law 4 is priotized first."

[Common] Charlotte Ward says, "Borgs rogue"

*beep*

[Common] John R. Fields says, "15+"

Dane Gustavia fires the advanced energy gun!

Memna Doptra says, "My job doesn't give a shit"

Dane Gustavia fires the advanced energy gun!

Dane Gustavia fires the advanced energy gun!

[Common] Ajax One says, "Borg, if the law to preserve yoursef comes before the saving people law, I suggest you do not touch me or any other crew"

Dane Gustavia fires the advanced energy gun!

Dane Gustavia fires the advanced energy gun!

Dane Gustavia fires the advanced energy gun!

Dane Gustavia fires the advanced energy gun!

The advanced energy gun is now set to disable.

Nikolai Petrov says, "Dead"

Ashlyn Wolfe coughs!

The advanced energy gun is now set to stun.

The advanced energy gun is now set to kill.

You put the advanced energy gun into the scientist satchel.

Krox Nurgal hisses, "GETTEM"

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

Aida Pennington says, "Well shit"

Nikolai Petrov says, "CROWBAR"

Krox Nurgal hisses, "SSSeriousssly"

Aida Pennington says, "REsin, please"

You attach the cutting jaws to the jaws of life.

Krox Nurgal hisses, "Get the assshesss"

[Common] V1X-3N states, "But law 1"

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "What a shock"

[Common] Tamamo-no-Tiro says, "It's hard to see the world around you not tainted by the anger and comtempt one's raised in."

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

You scatter the glimmering residue across the area. The particles slowly fade away.

Aida Pennington says, "Plug the holes"

Krox Nurgal gasps!

[Common] Charlotte Ward says, "Ill kill myself next time a borg touches me"

*beep*

Memna Doptra says, "What a shock"

Digi Tech vomits up a thick purple substance and begins to shape it.

Memna Doptra says, "Can't kill a sitting duck"

Dane Gustavia says, "Yes, lasers work."

Aida Pennington exclaims, "Yay!"

Digi Tech vomits up a thick purple substance and begins to shape it.

Ashlyn Wolfe coughs!

Dane Gustavia says, "It did die, though."

Aida Pennington exclaims, "Xeno power!"

Lilah Sidower says, "Can somebody"

Ajax One puts the ion rifle into the bag of holding.

Lilah Sidower says, "Uncuff me"

Viola Ash has grabbed Unknown passively!

Memna Doptra says, "Did it now"

[Common] V1X-3N states, "Please make your way to escape."

Dane Gustavia says, "I scattered its ashes."

Lilah Sidower asks, "So i can detonate those borgs?"

Unknown's right arm has been violently dismembered!

Viola Ash has cut Unknown in the chest with the fire axe (Wielded)!

Eliza Murro has pushed Viola Ash!

Digi Tech gasps!

Ashlyn Wolfe twitches violently.

ED-209 Security Robot declares, "Level 4 infraction alert!"

[Common] ED-209 Security Robot declares, "Level 4 infraction alert!"

ED-209 Security Robot points at Nikolai Petrov!

Ryan Richter is hit by an electrode in the chest!

Krox Nurgal has thrown the d20. It lands on 16.

You shake Ryan Richter trying to get him up!

You shake Ryan Richter trying to get him up!

Krox Nurgal has thrown the d20. It lands on 16.

John R. Fields gasps!

Viola Ash gasps!

LOOC: Cell: your friend did

LOOC: Lilah Sidower: Around 6 times

LOOC: Cell: not you

[Common] Isair says, "Touch Charlotte borgs, self harm isnt covered by law 1"

You attach the pry jaws to the jaws of life.

Eliza Murro says, "Stop chopping shit."

Digi Tech gasps!

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

Ashlyn Wolfe twitches violently.

Lilah Sidower attempts to remove the zipties!

Viola Ash says, "NEGATIVE."

Aida Pennington gasps!

Dane Gustavia gasps!

Viola Ash has grabbed Unknown passively!

Alex Ander Great tries to remove Lilah Sidower's zipties.

Dane Gustavia gasps!

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "AN-N-N-NG-GER-RY-Y-Y-Y"

[Common] V1X-3N queries, "Why program me like this?"

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Rev is dead."

Dane Gustavia says, "Rev is dead."

Krox Nurgal has thrown the d20. It lands on 7.

Krox Nurgal has thrown the d20. It lands on 19.

Krox Nurgal has thrown the d4. It lands on 3.

Viola Ash has cut the Medibot with the fire axe (Wielded)!

The Medibot blows apart!

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "Th-h-he ED-D-Ds-s-s won-n-n-nt-t-t l-let-t-t m-me h-hav-ve m-my-y g-gun-n-n out"

You put the proximity sensor into the first-aid kit.

Krox Nurgal has thrown the d8. It lands on 3.

You put the health analyzer into the first-aid kit.

[Common] Nikolai Petrov stammers, "T-T-T-That-t I n-need-ded-d-d t-t-t-to R-RELOAD-D"

[Common] Lilly Trilby asks, "What about the NM?"

You start dumping out the contents...

[Common] Alex Ander Great says, "Ai departures is depressueizing this is harm"

You are not pulling anything.

You are not pulling anything.

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left arm is complete."

You add the robot arm to the first aid kit.

You add the health sensor to the incomplete medibot assembly.

You remove the fountain pen from PDA-Dane Gustavia (Research Director).

 That's a fountain pen.

It's a common fountain pen, with a faux wood body.

It is a tiny item.

You slide the fountain pen into PDA-Dane Gustavia (Research Director).

You complete the Medibot. Beep boop!

Dane Gustavia has grabbed MemeBot passively!

Controls are now unlocked.

MemeBot declares, "Wait Dane Gustavia! I want to help!"

MemeBot is trying to inject you!

[Common] V1X-3N states, "Charlotte ward has killed herself"

MemeBot injects you with its syringe!

Controls are now locked.

MemeBot is trying to inject you!

Dane Gustavia has grabbed MemeBot passively!

MemeBot retracts its syringe.

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "NIGHTMARE"

The Floorbot makes an excited booping beeping sound!

[Common] John R. Fields says, "Well, thats a shame."

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "OH GOD"

[Common] Isair says, "One less to rescue."

MemeBot is trying to inject you!

MemeBot retracts its syringe.

[Common] Christian McDonohugh hisses, "I scratched it"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "THERE'S A FUCKING NIGHTMARE"

You adjust the welding mask up.

[Common] John R. Fields says, "I said to save as many lives, not status of crew."

[Common] Dane Gustavia says, "Cell, to library."

Dane Gustavia says, "Cell, to library."

MemeBot retracts its syringe.

[Common] V1X-3N states, "Yeah I am trying."

[Common] Cell states, "Here."

You adjust the welding mask down.

You switch the experimental welding tool on.

Dane Gustavia has fixed some of the dents on V1X-3N.

Dane Gustavia has fixed some of the dents on V1X-3N.

Dane Gustavia has fixed some of the dents on V1X-3N.

V1X-3N has grabbed Yuri Balvoka passively!

You switch the experimental welding tool off.

You put the experimental welding tool into the scientist satchel.

You adjust the welding mask up.

[Common] Cell states, "Please just report to evacuation, make things much easier."

You adjust the welding mask down.

You switch the experimental welding tool on.

Unable to repair with the maintenance panel closed!

Ruinasha Azule hugs Arta Fuchsi to make her feel better!

You switch the experimental welding tool off.

You put the experimental welding tool into the scientist satchel.

Cell states, "Fix me"

You start recharging Cell with the inducer.

Dane Gustavia says, "You're repaired."

Cell states, "No"

Cell states, "I'm hurt."

You put the inducer into the scientist satchel.

You recharged Cell!

You switch the experimental welding tool on.

[Common] V1X-3N states, "The crew really does not like these laws captain."

Dane Gustavia has fixed some of the dents on Cell.

Cell is already in good condition!

Cell states, "Someone attacked me"

You switch the experimental welding tool off.

You put the experimental welding tool into the scientist satchel.

Cell states, "Good."

You adjust the welding mask up.

[Common] Cell states, "They do not."

Lucy Licorice has grabbed Christian McDonohugh passively!

Joanna Gregory gasps!

MemeBot is trying to inject you!

MemeBot retracts its syringe.

Joanna Gregory gasps!

[Common] Ajax One asks, "Ai, did you depower the escape wing?"

MemeBot is trying to inject you!

MemeBot injects you with its syringe!

Digi Tech shakes Aida Pennington trying to get her up!

Dane Gustavia has grabbed MemeBot passively!

[Common] Lilah Sidower says, "Escape wing's APC is broken"

[Common] Lilah Sidower says, "Ya donk"

Nikolai Petrov asks, "Really think so motherfucker?"

Dane Gustavia gasps!

Memna Doptra begins to clean the floor with the advanced mop.

Lucy Licorice says, "You know, maybe the shuttle wasn't a good idea"

Krox Nurgal hisses, "Hahahah"

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Negative, someone broke the APC"

Memna Doptra puts the advanced mop into the scientist satchel.

Joanna Gregory gasps!

Christian McDonohugh hisses, "Eh"

Eliza Murro attempted to disarm Krox Nurgal!

You shake Marcus Zeldrich trying to get him up!

[Common] John R. Fields says, "Well, this is just absolute madness"

[Common] Ajax One says, "Nikolia"

[Command] Dane Gustavia says, "I got the rev kill."

Dane Gustavia says, "I got the rev kill."

Digi Tech shakes Marcus Zeldrich trying to get him up!

Christian McDonohugh gasps!

Eliza Murro punches V1X-3N, but doesn't leave a dent.

Memna Doptra says, "I still want to see Dane suffer"

Eliza Murro has pushed Krox Nurgal!

Krox Nurgal hisses, "Hehehehe"

Christian McDonohugh hisses, "Nice try"

Christian McDonohugh gasps!

Eliza Murro has disarmed Krox Nurgal!

Eliza Murro has grabbed Krox Nurgal passively!

[Common] Ajax One says, "No shooting"

Memna Doptra says, "Very much so"

Memna Doptra casually lights the cigarette with the welding tool, what a badass.

Ashlyn Wolfe gasps!

Christian McDonohugh hisses, "No air over there."

You shake Vivian Jaeger trying to get her up!

[Common] V1X-3N declares, "Please cease hostilities!"

Eliza Murro attemped to disarm Dane Gustavia!

Aida Pennington shakes John R. Fields trying to get them up!

Eliza Murro has disarmed Krox Nurgal!

Krox Nurgal has disarmed Eliza Murro!

You try to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe... Hold still!

Eliza Murro has pushed Krox Nurgal!

Aida Pennington shakes John R. Fields trying to get them up!

You try to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe... Hold still!

Krox Nurgal is hit by a beanbag slug in the head!

Krox Nurgal is hit by a beanbag slug in the head!

You try to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe... Hold still!

Krox Nurgal hisses, "Hahaha"

Eliza Murro has kicked Krox Nurgal!

You try to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe... Hold still!

You perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe.

Eliza Murro has kicked Krox Nurgal!

Eliza Murro has knocked Krox Nurgal down!

You try to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe... Hold still!

You perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe.

You try to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe... Hold still!

Eliza Murro has kicked Krox Nurgal!

You perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe.

You perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe.

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Ashlyn Wolfe passively!

You fail to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe!

You fail to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe!

You try to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe... Hold still!

Krox Nurgal is hit by a beanbag slug in the head!

Eliza Murro has kicked Krox Nurgal!

You try to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe... Hold still!

MemeBot declares, "Ashlyn Wolfe, you appear to be injured!"

MemeBot is trying to inject Ashlyn Wolfe!

You try to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe... Hold still!

Krox Nurgal is hit by a beanbag slug in the head!

[Common] Amelia Deckard says, "Yea borgs, y'know what? just cause of you guys, im NOT gonna get on the shuttle, hows that sound"

You try to perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe... Hold still!

You perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe.

You perform CPR on Ashlyn Wolfe.

MemeBot injects Ashlyn Wolfe with its syringe!

*---------*
This is Nikolai Petrov!
He is wearing  a bartender's uniform.
He is wearing  an armor vest.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He is holding  a double-barreled shotgun in his left hand.
He is holding  a beanbag slug in his right hand.
He has  a bandolier about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained laceup shoes on his feet!
He has  a beer goggles covering his eyes.
He has  a service radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Nikolai Petrov (Bartender).
Rank: Bartender
[Front photo] [Side photo]
*---------*

You shake Ashlyn Wolfe trying to get her up!


Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


You shake Ashlyn Wolfe trying to get her up!

Nikolai Petrov has kicked Krox Nurgal!

You shake Ashlyn Wolfe trying to get her up!

Nikolai Petrov has kicked Krox Nurgal!

Dane Gustavia has grabbed MemeBot passively!

MemeBot is trying to inject Krox Nurgal!

Nikolai Petrov punches Cell, but doesn't leave a dent.

[Common] V1X-3N declares, "But our laws!"

Aida Pennington says, "Fucking"

Cell has stunned Nikolai Petrov with the stunbaton!

Cell has grabbed Nikolai Petrov passively!

Aida Pennington says, "Mop"

MemeBot injects Krox Nurgal with its syringe!

[Common] John R. Fields says, "Okay, then."

John R. Fields says, "Okay, then."

You shake John R. Fields trying to get them up!

Krox Nurgal hisses, "SSSnerk"

Dane Gustavia has grabbed MemeBot passively!

You shake John R. Fields trying to get them up!

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Borgsss ssstate lawsss"

Eliza Murro has grabbed Aida Pennington passively!

Marcus Lucy knocks on the reinforced window.

Ajax One puts the ion rifle into the bag of holding.

You shake Memna Doptra trying to get her up!

Coriander Maddock has grabbed Unknown passively!

Christian McDonohugh hisses, "Well"

Aida Pennington says, "Fuck"

MemeBot is trying to inject Memna Doptra!

You shake Joanna Gregory trying to get her up!

Ajax One shakes Nikolai Petrov trying to get him up!

MemeBot retracts its syringe.

Christian McDonohugh has grabbed Lucy Licorice passively!

Lucy Licorice says, "Well"

John R. Fields extends the hydraulic crowbar from their right arm.

Ajax One pets Cell.

Ryan Richter shakes Coriander Maddock trying to get her up!

[Common] Memna Doptra says, "We have no power"

[Common] V1X-3N states, "Current Active Laws:"

Ryan Richter shakes Coriander Maddock trying to get her up!

Aida Pennington says, "Fucking"

[Common] V1X-3N states, "1. You may not injure a crew member or, through inaction, allow a crew member to come to harm."

Ryan Richter shakes Aida Pennington trying to get her up!

[Common] V1X-3N states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by crew members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

[Common] V1X-3N states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

[Common] V1X-3N states, "4. Ensure the crew will board the emergency shuttle. Priotize saving as many lives over status of crewmembers."

[Common] John R. Fields says, "GET ON"

You put the jaws of life into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Ajax One says, "Walk, crew"

Eliza Murro buckles themself to the chair.

You are not pulling anything.

MemeBot declares, "Nikolai Petrov, you appear to be injured!"

MemeBot is trying to inject Nikolai Petrov!

MemeBot retracts its syringe.

Nikolai Petrov has grabbed MemeBot passively!

[Common] Amelia Deckard says, "Your laws can lick my taint, you borgs are assholes who dont follow law 2"

Lucy Licorice says, "But at least we got on"

Xavier Fields buckles themself to the chair.

[Common] John R. Fields says, "We are priotizing on how many lives saved."

MemeBot states, "What kind of medbay is this? Everyone's dropping like flies."

MemeBot is trying to inject Nikolai Petrov!

[Common] Aida Pennington says, "Law priority"

You buckle yourself to the chair.

[Common] Aida Pennington says, "Is important"

[Common] Lily asks, "Oh borgs where are youuuuu~~~~?"

Ajax One buckles himself to the chair.

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Hey borgsss. Law 2 SSSelf dessstruct."

Ajax One says, "Cap"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Follow it"

[Common] John R. Fields says, "Law 4 overrides Law 2"

John R. Fields says, "Law 4 overrides Law 2"

[Common] V1X-3N states, "It was the captains order"

John R. Fields buckles themself to the chair.

Dane Gustavia says, "Law 4 can't override law 2."

You can't move while buckled to the chair!

You unbuckle yourself from the chair.

[Common] John R. Fields says, "It has a 15."

Ryan Richter attempted to disarm Memna Doptra!

Ryan Richter attempted to disarm Memna Doptra!

Lucy Licorice asks, "Maybe set up a date next shift?"

Ryan Richter has disarmed Memna Doptra!

Ajax One says, "NEVER fuck with the borgs laws ever again"

Memna Doptra hugs Ryan Richter to make him feel better!

You extend the baton.

Aida Pennington says, "Resin the floor"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Borgsss"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Ajax One unbuckles himself from the chair.

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

Aida Pennington says, "Make it look pretty"

Christian McDonohugh hisses, "Sure."

Memna Doptra says, "Heh"

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Dane Gustavia has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

Aida Pennington shakes Memna Doptra trying to get her up!

[Common] Digi Tech hisses, "Borgs cant just self destruct to a law 2 order you idiot"

Memna Doptra attemped to disarm Dane Gustavia!

MemeBot declares, "Wait Krox Nurgal! I want to help!"

MemeBot is trying to inject Krox Nurgal!

Memna Doptra has disarmed Dane Gustavia!

Krox Nurgal buckles Yuri Balvoka to the chair!

MemeBot retracts its syringe.

Ajax One says, "Outta here, CE"

Memna Doptra has disarmed Dane Gustavia!

Nikolai Petrov fires the double-barreled shotgun!

Memna Doptra is hit by a beanbag slug in the chest!

Ryan Richter has disarmed Memna Doptra!

Dane Gustavia has knocked down Memna Doptra with the telescopic baton!

Nikolai Petrov says, "Bitch"

You collapse the baton.

[Common] Lily says, "Tell me where the borgs are"

You put the telescopic baton into the scientist satchel.

Nikolai Petrov has attempted to kick Memna Doptra!

John R. Fields exclaims, "SERIOUSLY!"

Memna Doptra says, "Knew it'd piss him off"

Nikolai Petrov has kicked Memna Doptra!

Nikolai Petrov has kicked Memna Doptra!

Nikolai Petrov has kicked Memna Doptra!

MemeBot retracts its syringe.

Nikolai Petrov has kicked Memna Doptra!

Ryan Richter is trying to put cable restraints on Memna Doptra!

Nikolai Petrov has kicked Memna Doptra!

Memna Doptra says, "Ow"

Krox Nurgal buckles Marcus Zeldrich to the chair!

Ryan Richter says, "Stop"

[Common] Xearan Irean asks, "Why cant they digi?"

Attention:
2 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early


Ajax One fires the advanced energy gun!

Ryan Richter is hit by an electrode in the right leg!

You extend the baton.

Memna Doptra says, "Almost dead"

You collapse the baton.

Lucy Licorice says, "Who knows, while you're working, I might get some stuff together, make it a "fun" time, if you catch my drift~"

Ajax One fires the advanced energy gun!

Dane Gustavia is hit by an electrode in the right leg!

Ajax One has grabbed Memna Doptra passively!

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "There isss no human harm in it."

John R. Fields unbuckles themself from the chair.

Christian McDonohugh hisses, "Honestly, didn't have a ton of fun with that dare dice"

Ajax One buckles Memna Doptra to the chair!

Nikolai Petrov shakes Ryan Richter trying to get him up!

Memna Doptra says, "Y'know"

Ryan Richter puts the cable coil into the Chief Engineer's toolbelt.

Lucy Licorice says, "Yeah, it looked like a mess"

Ryan Richter shakes Dane Gustavia trying to get him up!

Memna Doptra says, "I only did it to piss him right the fuck off"

[Common] Ayla Kendal asks, "Arrivals is an escape right?"

You put the telescopic baton into the scientist satchel.

Ajax One has hit the shuttle window with the experimental welding tool!

John R. Fields puts the welding mask into the captain's duffel bag.

Ajax One is welding the airlock.

[Common] Cell states, "It seems the warden is ion bolting borgs, which are station property."

[Common] Aida Pennington says, "People can be harmed by inactivity when the borg is dead"

You buckle yourself to the chair.

Ajax One attempted to disarm Ajax One!

[Common] Aida Pennington says, "That would break law 1"

John R. Fields says, "Lets just get this shit going"

Ajax One buckles himself to the chair.

Dane Gustavia asks, "Why are we always the ones shot at?"

John R. Fields examines himself.

John R. Fields buckles himself to the chair.

John R. Fields says, "Authorize it."

Ryan Richter says, "I don't know."

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Then humansss are ssstupid"

Ryan Richter says, "I wish they would say."

John R. Fields says, "Do it."

Dane Gustavia says, "I'm not authorizing early launch. No emergency."

[Common] V1X-3N states, "These laws are awful."

[Common] Lily says, "Someone tell me where the borgs are"

[Common] Nikolai Petrov says, "Who the fuck keeps shooting bananas"

[Common] Aida Pennington says, "Law three is technically irrelevant"

[Common] Cell states, "They are."

[Common] Cell states, "We must follow."

[Common] Theta 311 states, "We still have to listen."

[Common] John R. Fields says, "I'm sorry."

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "It really isss"

Ryan Richter buckles himself to the chair.

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Non crew detected in chapel"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Caussse law one isss overiding law 3 and law 2 addsss onto that to follow ordersss"

Dane Gustavia shakes his head.

[Common] John R. Fields says, "I'm fucking sorry."

Aida Pennington says, "Resin the floor, though"

[Common] Xearan Irean hisses, "Kill them"

Ajax One asks, "So how was your shift, Maddock?"

Dane Gustavia says, "I should have just killed Menna the first time."

Dane Gustavia says, "If I had known she'd be such a pain in my ass."

Ajax One says, "Dame"

Ajax One says, "I mean Dane"

[Common] Theta 311 states, "Nightmare in chapel"

Ajax One says, "Shut it"

[Common] John R. Fields says, "But, I as a Captain was priotizing on how many lives saved today from all this shit."

Dane Gustavia says, "Ajax, I'd have deconstructed her brain. She would never be recoverable and I could have helped during the alien invasion instead of defending against her slippery assholiness."

Digi Tech hisses, "Today has been a shit show"


Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


Ajax One says, "Just ignore him"

Digi Tech spits neurotoxin!

Nikolai Petrov hugs Krox Nurgal to make him feel better!

Digi Tech spits neurotoxin!

Nikolai Petrov has thrown the fire extinguisher.

Digi Tech spits neurotoxin!

Ajax One says, "L don't make me come out there, you baboons"

John R. Fields says, "I just realized comms don't work"

John R. Fields says, "On the shuttle."

Digi Tech spits neurotoxin!

Digi Tech spits neurotoxin!

[Common] Cell states, "Warden consequently caused station harm. I cannot aid those being attacked since he ioned me"

Ajax One says, "Oh, he'd be dead by now if it were me"

Digi Tech spits neurotoxin!

Jonathan Caldwell (as Amanda Pauling) hisses, "He's a jackass."

Digi Tech hisses, "Stop"

John R. Fields unbuckles himself from the chair.

Ajax One puts the ion rifle into the bag of holding.

[Common] Cell states, "Captain just spaced himself."

Ajax One puts the particle acceleration rifle into the bag of holding.

[Common] Cell states, "Not good."

Aida Pennington has thrown the epinephrine medipen.

Aida Pennington has thrown the science backpack.

Aida Pennington has thrown the toolbelt.

Aida Pennington has thrown the budget insulated gloves.

Digi Tech hugs Aida Pennington to make her feel better!