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- ///C
- The tactician:
- Sleeping on the job, Whitney?
- Whitney:
- Just resting for a moment, don't mind me...
- The tactician:
- ...
- Whitney:
- I'm sorry, I fell off my pegasus again. Was feeling a little shaky there, so I decided to just stay down for a bit.
- The tactician:
- You are not a very lucky person, it seems...
- Whitney:
- Not a very deep observation there, Boss. Believe me, I know.
- The tactician:
- Is your pegasus okay?
- Whitney:
- Terry's fine. He's an old man, but he's very sturdy. He takes good care of me.
- The tactician:
- He wasn't with you when we rescued you from that prison cell...
- Whitney:
- That's because we got separated, it happens sometimes.
- The tactician:
- Mmm...
- ///B
- The tactician:
- You know, I was beginning to think you were just clumsy. But it's true, it really is just all bad luck!
- Whitney:
- You had doubts?
- The tactician:
- You're actually incredibly skilled at what you do. Actually, I think you might be the best flier we've got.
- Whitney:
- Ehh? You really think so?
- The tactician:
- Yes! You'd be a force to be reckoned with... It's just... nonsense keeps happening to you!
- Whitney:
- Ain't that the truth.
- The tactician:
- You were amazing in that last fight... And then your saddle broke, and you fell off your mount again. Then there was the other day when a
- bird flew right in your face. And then before that another bird's droppings landed on your...
- Whitney:
- Hey hey! I get your point! Trust me, I live this...
- The tactician:
- Hmm... You know... I've got an idea.
- Whitney:
- Huh?
- The tactician:
- Just follow my orders like always. I think I might be able to turn this bad luck around!
- Whitney:
- You think!? Well... okay...
- ///A
- Whitney:
- H-Hey, Boss... I know battles have been real fortunate, but...
- The tactician:
- All thanks to you.
- Whitney:
- More like at the cost of me! What kind of miracle worker are you!? You didn't turn my bad luck around! You're using it as an advantage!
- The tactician:
- Well...
- Whitney:
- My saddle broke again... But it's like you anticipated it was... So I fell on an enemy soldier!
- The tactician:
- Lance first, that was great.
- Whitney:
- And then there was that random gust of wind... Terry fell down with me that time!
- The tactician:
- And you tanked that magic attack for a weakened ally. You've got decent resistance, so it was perfect timing.
- Whitney:
- How do you even know when bad luck is about to strike!?
- The tactician:
- Let's just say I know how to play the odds.
- Whitney:
- Oh, man... I swear, you're the scariest person I ever met...
- The tactician:
- By the way, I've got another mission for you...
- Whitney:
- Oh no... Why... Why me?
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