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- One time a science teacher from the local city college came around and asked me if I'd give a
- talk there. He offered me fifty dollars, but I told him I wasn't worried about the money. "That's the
- city college, right?"
- "Yes."
- I thought about how much paperwork I usually had to get involved with when I deal with the
- government, so I laughed and said, "I'll be glad to give the talk. There's only one condition on the
- whole thing"--I pulled a number out of a hat and continued--"that I don't have to sign my name
- more than thirteen times, and that includes the check!"
- The guy laughs too. "Thirteen times! No problem."
- So then it starts. First I have to sign something that says I'm loyal to the government, or else I
- can't talk in the city college. And I have to sign it double, OK? Then I have to sign some kind of
- release to the city--I can't remember what. Pretty soon the numbers are beginning to climb up.
- I have to sign that I was suitably employed as a professor-- to ensure, of course, since it's a city
- thing, that no jerk at the other end was hiring his wife or a friend to come and not even give the
- lecture. There were all kinds of things to ensure, and the signatures kept mounting.
- Well, the guy who started out laughing got pretty nervous, but we just made it. I signed exactly
- twelve times. There was one more left for the check, so I went ahead and gave the talk.
- A few days later the guy came around to give me the check, and he was really sweating. He
- couldn't give me the money unless I signed a form saying I really gave the talk.
- I said, "If I sign the form, I can't sign the check. But you were there. You heard the talk; why
- don't you sign it?"
- "Look," he said, "Isn't this whole thing rather silly?"
- "No. It was an arrangement we made in the beginning. We didn't think it was really going to get
- to thirteen, hut we agreed on it, and I think we should stick to it to the end."
- He said, "I've been working very hard, calling all around. I've been trying everything, and they
- tell me it's impossible. You simply can't get your money unless you sign the form."
- "It's OK," I said. "I've only signed twelve times, and I gave the talk. I don't need the money."
- "But I hate to do this to you."
- "It's all right. We made a deal; don't worry."
- The next day he called me up. "They can't not give you the money! They've already earmarked
- the money and they've got it set aside, so they have to give it to you!"
- "OK, if they have to give me the money, let them give me the money."
- "But you have to sign the form."
- "I won't sign the form!"
- They were stuck. There was no miscellaneous pot which was for money that this man deserves
- but won't sign for. Finally, it got straightened out. It took a long time, and it was very complicated--but I used the thirteenth signature to cash my check.
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