On a normal day of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario is strolling about, then he comes across a mysterious pipe, like usual, he assumes that it is a secret pipe to Bowser’s castle. As he says “yipeee!” down into the pipe, he doesn’t go to Bowser’s castle… but a giant structure that a lot of people seem to like… they call it, La Tour De Eiffel. Mario appears to be at the bottom of the Eiffel Tour.
	Mario seems to be confused, and seems to call it a castle… although to him the “enemies” seems to be a lot larger. He attempts to jump on something. The “something” responds “Oi watch where you’re going mate! This ain’t Super Mario Bros!”
“Wait. you’re not trying to kill me?” Mario responds.
“This is France, not Saudi Arabia or North Korea! Oh, an Italian that speaks English? I Mario questions the resident, “Italian? English? What is thata? Itsa just me, Mario!”
haven’t seen that in a while.”
“Haha, your cosplay is cute, but if you want me to believe you shoot a fireball out of your hand” he responds.
“Oh lucky me, a fire flower I still have”
Unsurprisingly, Mario shoots a fireball out of his hand, setting fire to a  building, but thankfully it got extinguished quickly due to being made of  brick. The man quickly and fearfully responds with “What the…? Ok this is weird, FBI of America, John Doe, nice to meet you, Mario Jumpman Mario, how did you even get here?”
“I don’ta know, I saw a pipe, I jump in, thinking Bowser is here, then  I’m here!”
“Very… uh useful. That must be an anomaly where both of our dimensions unnaturally crossed, speak nothing of this. You’re a powerful creature that has the ability to                        respawn as pleased. What I need your help is with, is taking back North Korea, which is near Japan.”
Mario responds with “Huh, thatsa strange, Japan is a very familiar name. But why should I jump on North Korea?”
“Not really ‘jump on’, but they are…. Well you are not a man of culture, so you wouldn’t understand… but please just accept.” John begs.
“Sure… what will I get in return, though?”
“A ‘pipe’ to home, one million golden coins, and respect from the United Nations.” He responds.
“That sounds swell, sure why not!” Mario responds.
John says “I will contact President Moon Jae-In, of South Korea, the Prime Minister of Japan, Shinzo Abe, and America’s president Donald Trump.”
“Actually, I’m quite sick, can’t I just go now?”
“This is necessary, even our giant army can not do it, we would get shamelessly bombed in an instant, this is our only way to bring you home, safely.”
“No thanks… can I just please go?”
“Fine, here’s a pipe to go home.”
John pulls up a mysterious device that teleports him.
Mario thinks wait, where is Yoshi? The Princess? Luigi? Have I been… tricked into this hotel?

Mario then wakes up in the morning, in Seoul, South Korea, told to wake up immediately, by John,
“Good morning John Doe.”
“No time for talk, let's get to the 38th parallel. You must act like a normal tourist.”
	Mario is about to get on a plane towards Beijing, where he can then get onto a plane towards… Pyongyang, North Korea. “Good bye Mario, would love to see you come back after we win.”  says John.
“Goodbye, John! I won’t miss you!” Mario snarkily replies.
	Mario then, hops onto the plane towards Beijing, acting quiet, but polite. Sadly, Mario is not just a man of culture, he does not even know where to sit on the plane, so he just sits in the walkway. “Hey lad, do you even know where you’re sitting?” someone tells to him.
“No…? Where do I sit?”
“Right here lad.” The man tells him then to sit down in a specific seat, Mario says “thank you”, and then he dozes off…

“Sir. Sir… SIR!” the flight attendant yelled at to the sleeping Mario.
“Wha-What-What?”
“We’re in Beijing now. Time to go.”
	“Okay thank you sir!” Mario responds.
	Mario starts to head towards the plane, which is gonna leave in 15 minutes to… Pyongyang, North Korea. Mario, looking at the map he stole, found out where to go. Mario then gets onto the plane, which looks something like a Soviet-Era plane, it feels… definitely not safe. But it’ll work for the plumber, who dozes off immediately after he sits down.
	“Sir, wake up please, we’re in Pyongyang, Democratic People’s Republic Of Korea.”
	“Oh boy! I can’t wait! I’m starving!”

To be continued…?