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- underline = 0; // Prefab Variable
- color = 0; // Prefab Variable
- bold = 0; // Prefab Variable
- cardcolor = "ffffff"; // Prefab Variable
- color = "80A000"; // Prefab Variable
- $acting = 0;
- $time = time();
- $chance = 5;
- $comdomtime = mem("comdomtime");
- if($comdomtime==null){
- $future = rand(240,420)*10;
- $comdomtime = $time+$future;
- mem("comdomtime",$comdomtime);
- }
- $comdoms = vector("Captain","Head of Security","Head of Personnel","Research Director","Nanotrasen Representative","Magistrate","Chief Engineer","Chief Medical Director","Quartermaster","Warden","AI","Blueshield","Emergency Response Team Officer", "Emergency Response Team Engineer", "Emergency Response Team Medic", "Emergency Response Team Leader", "Emergency Response Team Member");
- if(find($job,"Acting")){ // Makes acting heads treated the same as normal heads
- $job = lower($job);
- $job = replace($job,"acting "," ");
- job = replace($job,"rd","Research Director");
- job = replace($job,"cmo","Chief Medical Officer");
- job = replace($job,"ce","Chief Engineer");
- job = replace($job,"hos","Head of Security");
- job = replace($job,"hop","Head of Personnel");
- job = replace($job,"qm","Quartermaster");
- $acting = 1;
- $job = proper($job);
- $job = replace($job,"Of","of");
- }
- if(find($comdoms, $job)){
- if ($time>=$comdomtime){
- $chance=75;
- $future = rand(240,420)*10;
- $comdomtime = $time+$future;
- mem("comdomtime",$comdomtime);
- }
- }
- def doAsdafagus(theText,from,to) // Defines the function
- {
- newText = replace(theText, " " + from + "ä", " " + to);
- newText = replace(newText, "ä" + from + " ", to + " ");
- newText = replace(newText, " " + from + " ", " " + to + " ");
- newText = replace(newText, "ä" + from + "ä", to);
- return newText;
- }
- $content = "ä" + $content + "ä"; // Tidbit
- $content = replace($content, ".", "ä.ä"); // Tidbit
- $content = replace($content, ",", "ä,ä"); // Tidbit
- $content = replace($content, "?", "ä?ä"); // Tidbit
- $content = replace($content, "!", "ä!ä"); // Tidbit
- $content = replace($content, "\"", "ä\"ä"); // Tidbit
- // ALL PIECES BELOW COLOR WORDS (And make some bold)
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "ai", "<b><u><font color=#FF00FF>AI</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "ai~", "<b><u><font color=#FF00FF>AI~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "borg", "<u><font color=#FF00FF>Borg</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "borgs", "<u><font color=#FF00FF>Borgs</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "borgs~", "<u><font color=#FF00FF>Borgs~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "borg~", "<u><font color=#FF00FF>Borg~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "borgie", "<u><font color=#FF00FF>Borgie</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "borgie~", "<u><font color=#FF00FF>Borgie~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "cyborg", "<u><font color=#FF00FF>Cyborg</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "cyborg~", "<u><font color=#FF00FF>Cyborg~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "rd", "<b><u><font color=#993399>Research Director</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "rd~", "<b><u><font color=#993399>Research Director~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "ce", "<b><u><font color=#A66300>Chief Engineer</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "ce~", "<b><u><font color=#A66300>Chief Engineer~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "hos", "<b><u><font color=#A30000>Head of Security</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "hos~", "<b><u><font color=#A30000>Head of Security~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "hossy", "<b><u><font color=#A30000>Head of Security</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "hossy~", "<b><u><font color=#A30000>Head of Security~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "security", "<b><u><font color=#a30000>Security</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "security~", "<b><u><font color=#a30000>Security~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "head of security", "<b><u><font color=#A30000>Head of Security</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "head of security~", "<b><u><font color=#A30000>Head of Security~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "brig physician", "<u><font color=#009190>Brig Phys</font><font color=#a30000>ician</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "brig physician", "<u><font color=#009190>Brig Phys</font><font color=#a30000>ician~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "brig phys", "<u><font color=#a30000>Brig </font><font color=#009190>Phys</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "brig phys", "<u><font color=#a30000>Brig </font><font color=#009190>Phys</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "hop", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Head of Personnel</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "hop~", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Head of Personnel~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "hoppy", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Head of Personnel</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "hoppy~", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Head of Personnel~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "head of personnel", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Head of Personnel</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "head of personnel~", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Head of Personnel~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "ert", "<b><u><font color=#5C5C7C>ERT</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "cmo", "<b><u><font color=#009190>Chief Medical Officer</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "cmo~", "<b><u><font color=#009190>Chief Medical Officer~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "chief medical officer~", "<b><u><font color=#009190>Chief Medical Officer~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "chief medical officer", "<b><u><font color=#009190>Chief Medical Officer</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "medical", "<u><font color=#009190>Medical</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "medical~", "<u><font color=#009190>Medical~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "medbay", "<u><font color=#009190>Medbay</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "medbay~", "<u><font color=#009190>Medbay~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "medic", "<u><font color=#009190>Medic</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "medic~", "<u><font color=#009190>Medic~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "paramedic", "<u><font color=#009190>Paramedic</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "paramedic~", "<u><font color=#009190>Paramedic~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "captain", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Captain</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "captain~", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Captain~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "cappy", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Captain</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "cappy~", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Captain~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "cap", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Captain</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "genetics", "<u><font color=#009190>Gene</font><font color=#993399>tics</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "genetics~", "<u><font color=#009190>Gene</font><font color=#993399>tics~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "geneticist", "<u><font color=#009190>Genet</font><font color=#993399>icist</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "geneticist~", "<u><font color=#009190>Genet</font><font color=#993399>icist~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "geneticists", "<u><font color=#009190>Genet</font><font color=#993399>icists</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "geneticists~", "<u><font color=#009190>Genet</font><font color=#993399>icists~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "blueshield", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Blueshield</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "blueshield~", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Blueshield~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "blueshit", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Blueshit</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "blueshit~", "<b><u><font color=#204090>Blueshit~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "cargo", "<u><font color=#7F6539>Cargonia</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "cargo~", "<u><font color=#7F6539>Cargonia~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "qm", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Quartermaster</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "qm~", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Quartermaster~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Quartermaster~", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Quartermaster~</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Quartermaster", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Quartermaster</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "science", "<u><font color=#993399>Science</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "science~", "<u><font color=#993399>Science~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "scientist", "<u><font color=#993399>Scientist</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "R&D", "<u><font color=#993399>Research and Development</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "R&D~", "<u><font color=#993399>Research and Development~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Robotics", "<u><font color=#993399>Robotics</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Robotics~", "<u><font color=#993399>Robotics~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Roboticist", "<u><font color=#993399>Roboticist</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "bridge", "<u><font color=#204090>Bridge</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "bridge~", "<u><font color=#204090>Bridge~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "brig", "<u><font color=#A30000>Brig</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "brig~", "<u><font color=#A30000>Brig~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "armory", "<u><font color=#A30000>Armory</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "armory~", "<u><font color=#A30000>Armory~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Engineering", "<u><font color=#A66300>Engineering</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Engineering~", "<u><font color=#A66300>Engineering~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "atmos", "<u><font color=#A66300>Atmosia</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "atmos~", "<u><font color=#A66300>Atmosia~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "atmospherics", "<u><font color=#A66300>Atmosia</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "atmospherics~", "<u><font color=#A66300>Atmosia~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "mechanics", "<u><font color=#A66300>Mechanics Workshop</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "mechanics~", "<u><font color=#A66300>Mechanics Workshops~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "experimentor", "<u><font color=#993399>Experimentor</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "experimentor~", "<u><font color=#993399>Experimentor~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "mining", "<u><font color=#7F6539>Mining</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "mining~", "<u><font color=#7F6539>Mining~</font></u>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "med maint", "<b><u><font color=#009190>Medical Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "med maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#009190>Medical Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "medical maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#009190>Medical Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "sci maint", "<b><u><font color=#993399>Science Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "sci maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#993399>Science Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "science maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#993399>Science Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "chap maint", "<b><u><font color=#80A000>Chapel Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "chapel maint", "<b><u><font color=#80A000>Chapel Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "chap maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#80A000>Chapel Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "chapel maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#80A000>Chapel Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "bar maint", "<b><u><font color=#80A000>Bar Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "bar maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#80A000>Bar Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "botany maint", "<b><u><font color=#80A000>Botany Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "bot maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#80A000>Botany Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "bot maint", "<b><u><font color=#80A000>Botany Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "botany maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#80A000>Botany Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "arrivals maint", "<b><u>Arrivals Maintenance</u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "arrivals maintenance", "<b><u>Arrivals Maintenance</u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "north arrivals maint", "<b><u>>North Arrivals Maintenance</u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "north arrivals maintenance", "<b><u>North Arrivals Maintenance</u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Disposals", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Disposals</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Disposals maint", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Disposals Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Disposals maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Disposals Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "locker room maint", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Locker Room Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "locker room maint", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Locker Room Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Cargo maint", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Cargo Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "Cargo maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Cargo Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "mining maint", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Mining Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "mining maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#7F6539>Mining Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "engi maint", "<b><u><font color=#A66300>Engineering Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "engi maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#A66300>Engineering Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "engineering maint", "<b><u><font color=#A66300>Engineering Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "engineering maintenance", "<b><u><font color=#A66300>Engineering Maintenance</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "help", "<b><u><font color=#ba2200>Help</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "help!", "<b><u><font color=#ba2200>Help!</font></u></b>");
- $content = doAsdafagus($content, "arrivals", "<b><u>Arrivals</u></b>");
- $content = replace($content, "ä", "");
- $securityRadio = vector("Internal Affairs Agent", "Lawyer", "Public Defender", "Head of Security", "Warden", "Detective", "Magistrate", "Forensic Technician", "Security Officer", "Brig Physician", "Security Pod Pilot"); // All Security Jobs
- $medicalRadio = vector("Chief Medical Officer", "Medical Doctor", "Surgeon", "Nurse", "Coroner", "Chemist", "Pharmacist", "Pharmacologist", "Virologist", "Pathologist", "Microbiologist", "Psychiatrist", "Psychologist", "Therapist", "Paramedic"); // All Medical Jobs
- $scienceRadio = vector("Research Director", "Geneticist", "Scientist", "Xenoarcheologist", "Anomalist", "Plasma Researcher", "Xenobiologist", "Chemical Researcher", "Roboticist", "Biomechanical Engineer", "Mechatronic Engineer"); // All Science Jobs
- $engineeringRadio = vector("Chief Engineer", "Station Engineer", "Maintenance Technician", "Engine Technician", "Electrician", "Life Support Specialist", "Atmospheric Technician", "Mechanic"); // All Engineering Jobs
- $supplyRadio = vector("Quartermaster", "Cargo Technician", "Shaft Miner", "Spelunker"); // All Supply Jobs
- $supportRadio = vector("Bartender", "Mixologist", "Chef", "Cook", "Culinary Artist", "Butcher", "Botanist", "Hydroponicist", "Botanical Researcher", "Clown", "Mime", "Janitor", "Custodial Technician", "Librarian", "Journalist", "Barber", "Hair Stylist", "Beautician", "Chaplain"); // All Service/Support Jobs
- $civilianRadio = vector("Civilian", "Tourist", "Businessman", "Trader", "Assistant"); // All Varients of Civilian
- $siliconRadio = vector("AI", "Cyborg", "Android", "Robot"); // All Silicon Jobs
- $ERTRadio = vector("Emergency Response Team Officer", "Emergency Response Team Engineer", "Emergency Response Team Medic", "Emergency Response Team Leader", "Emergency Response Team Member"); // All ERT Jobs
- if(find($medicalRadio, $job)){ // Medical Radio
- color = "009190";
- }
- if(find($scienceRadio, $job)){ // Science Radio
- color = "993399";
- }
- if(find($siliconRadio, $job)){ // Silicon Radio
- color = "FF00FF";
- $source = "<code>" + $source + "</code>";
- $content = "<code>" + $content + "</code>";
- }
- if(find($supportRadio, $job)){ // Service / Support Radio
- color = "80A000";
- }
- if(find($securityRadio, $job)){ // Security Radio
- color = "A30000";
- }
- if(find($engineeringRadio, $job)){ // Engineering Radio
- color = "A66300";
- }
- if(find($supplyRadio, $job)){ // Supply Radio
- color = "7F6539";
- }
- if(find($ERTRadio, $job)){ // ERT Radio
- color = "5C5C7C";
- bold = 1;
- $content = "<b>" + $content + "</b>";
- $job = "ERT";
- }
- if ($job == "No id"){ // No ID
- $job = "No ID Detected";
- }
- if(lower($job) == "ert"){
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "Big Damn Hero";
- }
- }
- if($job == "Blueshield"){ // Blueshield
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "Blueshit";
- }
- color = "204090";
- bold = 1;
- $content = "<b>" + $content + "</b>";
- }
- if($job == "Nanotrasen Representative"){ // NT Rep
- color = "204090";
- $job = "NT Rep";
- bold = 1;
- $content = "<b>" + $content + "</b>";
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "Big Brother's Little Brother";
- }
- }
- if(lower($job) == "chief medical officer"){ // CMO
- bold = 1;
- $content = "<b>" + $content + "</b>";
- $job = "CMO";
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "Chief Quack";
- }
- }
- if(lower($job) == "quartermaster"){ // QM
- $job = "QM";
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "Crate Commander";
- }
- }
- if(lower($job) == "warden"){ // Warden
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "Dungeonmaster";
- }
- }
- if(lower($job) == "chief engineer"){ // CE
- bold = 1;
- $content = "<b>" + $content + "</b>";
- $job = "CE";
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "Chief Greasemonkey";
- }
- }
- if(lower($job) == "captain"){ // Captain
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){ // Is captain Comdom?
- $job = "Comdom"; // Yes, captain is comdom
- }
- color = "204090";
- bold = 1;
- $content = "<b>" + $content + "</b>";
- }
- if(lower($job) == "ai"){ // AI
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "Doorknob";
- }
- }
- if(lower($job) == "head of personnel"){ // HoP
- bold = 1;
- $content = "<b>" + $content + "</b>";
- color = "204090";
- $job = "HoP";
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "Paper Pusher";
- }
- }
- if(lower($job) == "head of security"){ // HoS
- bold = 1;
- $content = "<b>" + $content + "</b>";
- $job = "HoS";
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "HoShitcurity";
- }
- }
- if(lower($job) == "magistrate"){ // Magistrate
- bold = 1;
- $content = "<b>" + $content + "</b>";
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "Bringer of Justice";
- }
- }
- if(lower($job) == "research director"){ // RD
- bold = 1;
- $content = "<b>" + $content + "</b>";
- $job = "RD";
- if(rand(1,100)<=$chance){
- $job = "Code Monkey";
- }
- }
- if($source=="Xavier Bee"){
- $job = "Bee Man";
- }
- if($acting == 1){
- $job = "Acting " + $job;
- }
- workspace = "<span title=\"" + alt + "\" style=\"background-color: #" + cardcolor + "; font-size: 9px; border: 1px #1f1f1f solid\"> "; // Makes the tag before the name
- if (underline){
- workspace += "<u>";
- }
- if (bold){
- workspace += "<b>";
- }
- if (color){
- workspace += "<span style=\"color: #" + color + ";\">";
- }
- workspace += $job;
- if (color){
- workspace += "</span>";
- }
- if (bold){
- workspace += "</b>";
- }
- if (underline){
- workspace += "</u>";
- }
- workspace += " </span>";
- $source = workspace + " " + $source; // Adds tag to source
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