GOD DAMN MAJIN LEARN YOUR JUNGLERS

ALISTAR - SHIT CLEAR, SHIT DAMAGE, THIS GUY IS JUST A WALKING FUCKING KNOCKBACK
AMUMU - STOP BANDAGE TOSSING INTO TURRETS IF NOBODY'S GOING TO HELP, DIE LESS
BLITZCRANK - SECRET OP, TAKE W AT LEVEL 2
CHOGATH - WHILE DYING IS MORE SERIOUS, YOU STILL HAVE TO GANK YOU DUMBASS FAGGOT
DR. MUNDO - MUNDO JUNGLE FUCKING SUCKS, DON'T DO IT
EVELYNN - NO
FIDDLESTICKS - DON'T EVER DO THIS, AND IF YOU FACE ONE, STEAL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE DUMBFUCK'S BLUES
JAX -
KASSADIN - THIS SHIT DOESN'T WORK MAJIN, STOP FUCKING TRYING IT YOU ASSGOBBLER
MALPHITE - BROKEN AS SHIT, ABUSE THIS GUY UNTIL THEY NERF HIM TO THE GROUND
MAOKAI - FUN AS FUCK, NEED TO PLAY THIS GUY MORE
MASTER YI -
NAUTILUS - LAND YOUR FUCKING HOOKS YOU MORON
NOCTURNE - LEARN HOW TO PLACE YOUR DUSKBRINGER IN CAMPS SO THEY DON'T SEE YOU, CONTROL YOUR FUCKING CAMERA

WHEN IT'S UNLOCKED, STOP PLAYING LIKE A TANK
NUNU - YOU WANT THAT WRAITH? FUCK THAT WRAITH, COUNTERJUNGLE KING
RAMMUS - EHHHHHHHH
SHACO - JUST STOP, JUST FUCKING STOP
SHEN - DO NOT PLAY THIS GUY IN SOLO QUEUE, PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID
SINGED -
SKARNER - BEST JUNGLER IN THE FUCKING GAME, WORK ON YOUR PRE-6 GANKS
TRUNDLE - RIOT NEEDS TO FUCKING BUFF THIS GUY
TRYNDAMERE - TRY CLOTH/5 OR VAMP SCEPT, BOOTS 3 IS SHIT, MAX Q -> E -> W, GET WIGGLES
WARWICK - SUPRISINGLY GOOD IF SOMETHING HELPFUL HAPPENS PRE-6, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A SHIT TON OF CC ON YOUR

TEAM

GOD DAMN MAJIN LEARN YOUR SOLOTOPS

CHOGATH - WHAT THE COCKGOBBLING FUCK IS THIS RIOT, HIDE IN BUSH AND SPAM Q
DR. MUNDO - ACTUALLY GOOD TOP, YOU GET TO GO WHEREVER YOU PLEASE
EVELYNN - THAT'S JUST LIKE, YOUR OPINION, MAN
FIZZ - THIS IS STUPID, YOU'RE STUPID, DON'T EVER SUGGEST THIS TO MY FACE AGAIN UNTIL DYRUS MAKES IT HIS

MAIN AND CARRIES HUNDREDS OF GAMES
GAREN - FUCK IF I KNOW, TRY HIM, HE GOT NERFED OR SOMETHING
JANNA - MORELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JAX - LEARN THIS SHIT SOMETIME, IT'S GOOD
KAYLE - LEARN THIS TOO, IT'S DECENT
MALPHITE - FUCK YOUR SHIT I AM A ROCK
MASTER YI -
NASUS - USE THIS AGAINST YORICK EVERYONE ELSES OPINION ON NASUS V. YORICK IS WRONG AS HELL, USE NASUS

AGAINST ANYONE PASSIVE AND YOU AUTOWIN AT 40 MINUTES
NUNU -
POPPY -
SHEN - RIOT CAN'T BALANCE ANYTHING
SINGED - DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, SHIT POISON ALL OVER
SION - SION FUCKING SUCKS, DON'T PLAY HIM
SKARNER - I'M NOT A HUGE FAN OF THE WHOLE "MAX E FIRST" BULLSHIT BUT I GUESS IT'S ALRIGHT
TEEMO - THE NATURAL COUNTER TO RIVEN
TRUNDLE - YEAH, NAH
TRYNDAMERE -
TWISTED FATE - SIVHD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE
WARWICK - ONE OF MY FAVORITE TOPS, BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM FOREVER

GOD DAMN MAJIN LEARN YOUR MIDS

ANIVIA - FIGURE OUT HOW THE FUCK TO WALLSTUN, YOU'LL BE A PRO WHENEVER YOU GET THAT ONE DOWN
ANNIE - HAVE YOU SEEN MY BEAR TIBBERS?
CHOGATH - FUCK OFF THIS DOES NOT WORK
EVELYNN - EXACTLY HOW SHE WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED
FIDDLESTICKS - I FUCKING HATE FIDDLE EVERYWHERE BUT SUPPORT, THAT APPLIES HERE TOO
FIZZ - LEARN FIZZ FROM CHAPPY BEFORE YOU EVER SELECT THIS GUY AGAIN
HEIMERDINGER - THANKS FOR SYNDRA, RIOT, IT'S NOT LIKE I ALREADY WASN'T A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
JANNA - ASK RHYME ABOUT THIS ONE
KARMA -
KASSADIN - I DON'T LIKE THE PLAYSTYLE, BUT HE'S APPARENTLY GOOD
MALPHITE - SOLO QUEUE TERROR
MASTER YI - NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING A FUCKING DICK
MORGANA - HURP DURP FLASH INTO TEAMFIGHT, POP ULT, SELFCAST SHIELD, ZHONYAS, EASY AS FUCK, JUST LAND Q
RYZE - BUILD LIKE TANK, ROLL FACE ON KEYBOARD, GET PENTAS
SION -
SORAKA -
TEEMO - I'M DISGUSTED THAT I EVEN LISTED THIS
TWISTED FATE - ANOTHER MID THAT'S GOOD I DON'T LIKE
VEIGAR - NASUS, MID EDITION
ZILEAN -

GOD DAMN MAJIN LEARN YOUR AD CARRIES

ASHE -
CORKI - PASSIVE NERFS, RIP FLYING DOG
SIVIR -
TEEMO - FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
TRISTANA - ONE DAY RIOT WILL FIX THE BUGS THAT MAKE HER UNPLAYABLE

GOD DAMN MAJIN LEARN YOUR SUPPORTS

ALISTAR - OP AS FUCK
BLITZCRANK - KIDNAPPERS STRONG
CHOGATH -
FIDDLESTICKS - ONE OF THE BEST SUPPORTS IN THE GAME, FUCK YOUR OPINION
JANNA - PRETTY GOOD, LAND YOUR TORNADOS
KARMA -
KAYLE - IS THIS EVEN A THING?
MALPHITE - OH SWEET JESUS CHRIST YOU CAN EVEN PLAY HIM IN THIS ROLE
NAUTILUS - LAND HOOKS, DUNK BITCHES
NUNU - BLOOD BOIL NERFS INCOMING
SHEN - TRIED IN THE PAST, DOESN'T WORK
SINGED - JUST FUCKING PICK VOLIBEAR YOU GODDAMN MORON
SORAKA - NERF HER MORELLO, NERF HER TO THE GROUND
TARIC - TRULY, TRULY OUTRAGEOUS
ZILEAN - TRY NOT TO PUSH THE LANE WITH BOMBS