Nephene and Raven pushed Barkeep down onto the bed and grinned mischievously. The startled barkeep's hat was sent careening into the opposite wall as they prepared his body. "Sis... a-are you sure this is what you want?" he stammered as Raven climbed up onto the bed and started tying his hands to the bedpost with strings made from a mareep intestine, a paperclip, and some leftover rice. "Oh Claud... you've been tending that bar for so long, I think it's time you started tending my bar." she said with a wink, removing her pants to reveal her throbbing beer bottle. She tilted it towards raven's body as the captain of the guard tried to eagerly drink the warm beer, some of it spilling out of her mouth and onto barkeep's hat. He looked on in stunned horror, "My hat! Not like this! NOT LIKE THIS DAMN YOU!" But it was too late. Barkeep's hat was ruined forever by the gross beer stains and had to be put down. A funeral was held the next day. Ricki tried to show up and they pushed him in the grave too and buried him alive. There was much rejoicing. The end.