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- O Savior of China,
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- you have ennobled the House of Fa.
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- 00:00:35,911 --> 00:00:41,082
- In gratitude, we honor you.
- 4
- 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:46,462
- All veneration to you, O mighty...
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- 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,589
- Say it. Say my name.
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- Mushu.
- 7
- 00:00:51,969 --> 00:00:53,928
- Now, that's what I'm talking about.
- 8
- 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,639
- Hey, how you doing up there, man?
- Thanks for the intro.
- 9
- 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:02,311
- And now I think I'd like
- to visit my beloved pedestal.
- 10
- 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:07,191
- Let's get it over with.
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- 00:01:11,447 --> 00:01:14,866
- Ceremonial robe of honor.
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- 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:18,327
- If Mulan could see me now.
- 13
- 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:34,552
- Mulan saves China one time,
- and now he thinks he's the emperor.
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- 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:40,016
- I'm climbing a stairway to heaven.
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- Top floor.
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- 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,355
- Pedestals, perks and props.
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- 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,357
- Ceremonial bath of honor.
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- 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,615
- Yeah.
- Y'all better take a deep breath now,
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- 00:01:55,699 --> 00:02:00,995
- because I ain't leaving my pedestal
- for the next thousand years.
- 20
- 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:05,082
- Let the whirlpool begin.
- 21
- 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:10,505
- Oh, yeah.
- 22
- 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:21,576
- According to this chart,
- I put the coins here.
- 23
- 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,288
- Relax, child.
- 24
- 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:30,126
- The spirits tell me Shang will arrive and
- propose to Mulan before the sun sets.
- 25
- 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:33,170
- There's still time to get in on the pool.
- 26
- 00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:35,298
- Mother.
- 27
- 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:39,719
- Gambling is like playing mah-jongg
- with blank tiles.
- 28
- 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,513
- No one really wins.
- 29
- 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,563
- I'm enriched by your presence, my son.
- 30
- 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:54,483
- I think I'll go pray.
- 31
- 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:01,032
- Hello, Sha-Ron.
- 32
- 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:04,702
- - Is Fa Mulan here?
- - Why, she's out in the field.
- 33
- 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:08,080
- Yeah, doing her chores.
- 34
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- I'll go help her.
- 35
- 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,294
- Thank you.
- 36
- 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,758
- The children all love Mulan.
- 37
- 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,426
- And why not?
- 38
- 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:23,346
- She's strong, she's brave,
- she's beautiful.
- 39
- 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,934
- She's a chip off the old block.
- 40
- 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:39,563
- Hi-ya!
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- 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:51,916
- Hiya.
- 42
- 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:55,628
- It's okay, Little Brother.
- What's going on here?
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- 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,880
- We wanna be like you, Fa Mulan.
- 44
- 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,049
- Ya! Ya! Hi-ya!
- 45
- 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,261
- But I'm still learning myself.
- 46
- 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,722
- - Please?
- - Teach us, Mulan.
- 47
- 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:10,059
- - Show us.
- - Okay. I guess I can show a few moves.
- 48
- 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,812
- Mulan's gonna teach us
- how to kick butt.
- 49
- 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,985
- Hold it. Calm down.
- 50
- 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,153
- That's lesson number two.
- 51
- 00:05:21,238 --> 00:05:24,991
- The first and most important lesson
- is to be gentle
- 52
- 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,660
- at the same time we're being tough.
- 53
- 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,829
- How can you be tough and gentle?
- 54
- 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:32,331
- Yeah, I wanna be tough.
- 55
- 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:33,541
- Yeah!
- 56
- 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:36,585
- I know it does sound a little funny.
- 57
- 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:40,631
- But the world is full of opposites,
- and so are you.
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- 00:05:40,966 --> 00:05:44,552
- To be a good warrior,
- you must bring it all into balance.
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- Let's see if this helps.
- 60
- 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:52,685
- Earth, sky, day, night.
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- Sound and silence.
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- Dark and light.
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- One alone is not enough
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- You need both together
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- 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:07,616
- Winter, summer Moon and Sun
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- Lesson number one
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- Like a rock You must be hard
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- 00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:22,006
- Like an oak You must stand firm
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- Cut quick
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- Like my blade
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- Think fast
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- Unafraid
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- Like a rock I must be hard
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- Like an oak I must stand firm
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- Cut quick
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- Like my blade
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- Think fast
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- Unafraid
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- Okay, Mulan, I'm ready.
- 80
- 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,619
- But you're still out of balance.
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- 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,412
- You're only halfway there.
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- Like a cloud You are soft
- 83
- 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:01,337
- Like bamboo You bend in the wind
- 84
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- Creeping slow
- You're at peace because you know
- 85
- 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:09,845
- lt's okay to be afraid
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- Like a cloud I am soft
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- 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,771
- Like bamboo I bend in the wind
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- Creeping slow
- l'm at peace because l know
- 89
- 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:27,530
- lt's okay to be afraid
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- 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,659
- - One alone is not enough
- - One alone is not enough
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- 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:36,288
- - You need both together
- - You need both together
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- Winter, summer Moon and sun
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- Lesson number one
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- - Like a cloud
- - Like a rock
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- - I am soft
- - I must be hard
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- 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:52,138
- - Like bamboo
- - Like an oak
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- - I bend in the wind
- - I must stand firm
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- You can fly
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- - l'm at peace because l know
- - Cut quick like my blade
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- - Think fast
- - lt's okay to be afraid
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- Unafraid
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- 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,568
- - You have begun
- - Lesson number one
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- Lesson number one
- Lesson number one
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- Lesson number one
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- It's General Shang.
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- - General Shang.
- - It's Shang.
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- Look, it's General Shang.
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- Hello, little warriors.
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- - The new uniform suits you, General.
- - The uniform. Yes.
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- - Now I just have to live up to it.
- - Of course you will.
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- - You're very brave.
- - Right. Brave.
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- 00:08:41,563 --> 00:08:46,650
- Yes, well, Mulan,
- I haven't known you for very long,
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- but I feel that doesn't matter so much
- when a man is in...
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- 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:53,616
- When a man is in...
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- 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,746
- Is there someplace private we can talk?
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- We can go to my house.
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- 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:05,794
- Okay, everybody,
- time to be like the river and flow home.
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- 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,546
- - Okay.
- - Oh, no.
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- 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:08,797
- Bye, Shang.
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- 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,091
- - Bye, Shang. Bye, Mulan.
- - See you.
- 121
- 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:16,013
- Could you take care of this for me?
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- 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,686
- You know,
- you're never gonna get that back.
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- 00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,579
- She said yes.
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- 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:47,962
- When one's heart is overfilled with joy,
- some may spill from the eyes.
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- 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,130
- You can say that again.
- 126
- 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,174
- I win the pot.
- 127
- 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,929
- Actually, you bet
- he would propose before sundown.
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- 00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:00,099
- I bet he would propose before noon.
- 129
- 00:10:00,183 --> 00:10:02,768
- But, you don't gamble.
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- 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,688
- Betting against my mother
- is not a gamble.
- 131
- 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,189
- It's an investment.
- 132
- 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,320
- What a happy, happy day.
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- 00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:15,656
- My little baby's getting married.
- 134
- 00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:18,617
- - Mushu, someone will hear you.
- - I can't help it.
- 135
- 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,786
- You know dragons are very emotional.
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- 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:24,915
- It seems like just last month
- you and I were saving China.
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- 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,751
- - It was last month.
- - How time flies.
- 138
- 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:30,296
- You know, baby,
- this must be a magical moment for you.
- 139
- 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,256
- It's not every day I get engaged.
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- 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,300
- No, I meant telling me you're engaged.
- 141
- 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:38,178
- After all, I'm the guy that gave you
- and Pretty Boy the hookup.
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- 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,723
- Am I a guardian or am I a guardian?
- 143
- 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,435
- You're more than that, Mushu.
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- You're my most trusted friend.
- 145
- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,564
- That did it.
- 146
- 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,941
- Are you crying again?
- 147
- 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,193
- No, I just got some exfoliating cream
- in my eye.
- 148
- 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:55,279
- Of course I'm crying, girl.
- What you think?
- 149
- 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,198
- Oh, Mulan. I'm just so happy for me.
- 150
- 00:10:58,658 --> 00:10:59,742
- You?
- 151
- 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:03,746
- This wedding business
- is a big status boost for me.
- 152
- 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,670
- When those ancestors
- look up the career ladder,
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- 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:08,000
- all they gonna see is my behind.
- 154
- 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:11,378
- So glad my getting married
- is helping you out, Mushu.
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- 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,297
- All right, I get you, Miss Missy.
- 156
- 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,923
- But, you know,
- I'm thinking about you too.
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- 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,967
- In fact, I'm gonna plan your wedding.
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- 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:19,762
- First, I gotta work me up a theme.
- You know, theme is everything.
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- 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:23,140
- How about Rainbow of Memories?
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- 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,184
- No, that's too junior prom.
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- 00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:28,062
- I've got it. The theme is Think Pink.
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- 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,689
- You know, pink is the new red, girl.
- It's simple, it says it.
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- 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:33,025
- Now, watch my smoke.
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- 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,610
- Cri-Kee, to the fabric store.
- 165
- 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:37,988
- Mulan?
- 166
- 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:41,700
- Seems your grandma invited someone
- to help us celebrate the engagement.
- 167
- 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,827
- Really? Who?
- 168
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- China.
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- 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:49,291
- Congratulations!
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- 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,961
- Isn't it wonderful?
- 171
- 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,214
- Sorry, it's sort of slapdash.
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- 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,965
- It took us by surprise, you know?
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- 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,761
- Make way for the happy couple.
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- 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,058
- Now, this is a battlefield.
- 175
- 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,893
- What's our strategy, General?
- 176
- 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:10,479
- Divide and conquer.
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- 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:15,526
- All right, all right, all right,
- dead people, we've got work to do,
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- 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,569
- so let's move with purpose.
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- 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,364
- I've got an important announcement
- to make.
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- 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:24,743
- Hold on to your ectoplasm, now.
- Mulan's getting married.
- 181
- 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,835
- All right, all right, all right,
- simmer down. I know just how you feel.
- 182
- 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:35,462
- But time is wasting, people,
- so let's move, move, move.
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- 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,423
- The theme is pink.
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- 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,633
- I wanna see pink flowers,
- pink ribbons, pink bows.
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- 00:12:39,717 --> 00:12:41,969
- I'm not talking about salmon.
- Don't show me no blush.
- 186
- 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,847
- I mean, pink
- as a freshly slapped newborn's behind.
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- 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:47,724
- - How about a pink slip?
- - Excuse me?
- 188
- 00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,394
- Don't nobody wanna see your drawers.
- 189
- 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,771
- Actually, she meant this.
- 190
- 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,608
- Hey, this looks like a for-real pink slip.
- 191
- 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,570
- You know, like a "you're fired" pink slip.
- 192
- 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,655
- - It is.
- - Say what?
- 193
- 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,366
- The pink slip is for you.
- 194
- 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:07,453
- It is written, once a woman marries,
- 195
- 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:11,373
- her husband's ancestors
- take over the duty of guardianship.
- 196
- 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:15,919
- Oh, no, your scroll must have a typo.
- That can't be.
- 197
- 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:19,965
- - But it is. You're out of a job.
- - Out of a pedestal.
- 198
- 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,176
- And out of our hair, fool.
- 199
- 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:26,096
- Oh, no, no, no. I ain't
- going out like this.
- 200
- 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:29,141
- It took me 500 years
- to get this pedestal back,
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- 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,976
- and I ain't about to give it up.
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- 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,979
- Hear me, you lazy lounge lizard.
- 203
- 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:38,025
- The moment Fa Mulan is married,
- you've got your old job back.
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- 00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,402
- Remember gong duty?
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- 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,489
- Perhaps this will ring a bell.
- 206
- 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:59,588
- Mushu's on his way out
- 207
- 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,674
- Mushu's on his way out
- Mushu's on his way out
- 208
- 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,676
- What am I gonna do?
- 209
- 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,846
- Mushu's on his way out
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- 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,817
- - So tell me, will it be a big wedding?
- - Absolutely.
- 211
- 00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,778
- Oh, no. Absolutely not.
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- 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,114
- - Children?
- - As many as possible.
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- 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,116
- Maybe one or two.
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- 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,410
- - We'll think about it.
- - Right away.
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- 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,412
- - Blue. Mild.
- - Pink. Spicy.
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- 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,872
- - Yes.
- - No.
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- 00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:35,791
- Oh, dear. Did you hear that?
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- 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,794
- Not exactly a harmonious couple,
- are they?
- 219
- 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,170
- What should we do?
- 220
- 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:43,298
- Perhaps we should give our gift
- to the children now.
- 221
- 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,973
- General Shang, Fa Mulan.
- Orders from His Majesty the Emperor.
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- 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:52,683
- - Is there trouble?
- - Yes, sir.
- 223
- 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,726
- Report to the Imperial Palace.
- 224
- 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,479
- We'll leave at once.
- 225
- 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,608
- This must be pretty important
- for the Emperor to want both of us.
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- 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:03,819
- He knows a winning team
- when he sees one.
- 227
- 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,113
- Since when are they the winning team?
- 228
- 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,991
- The ink ain't even dry on my pink slip
- and I'm being replaced.
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- 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,371
- Yeah, I know, you're right.
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- 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,582
- How could I have been so selfish?
- 231
- 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,001
- Look at them.
- Those two clearly got it going on.
- 232
- 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,502
- Cri-Kee, I've made a decision.
- 233
- 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,838
- I gotta kiss my pedestal goodbye,
- 234
- 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,132
- because my girl's happiness
- comes first.
- 235
- 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,138
- Ba-ba. Ma-ma.
- 236
- 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,849
- We were just admiring the Mudan tree.
- 237
- 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,559
- It's so lovely this year.
- 238
- 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:38,604
- The blossoms reach
- for the sunlight above,
- 239
- 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:43,442
- yet unseen,
- the roots reach for the rainwater below.
- 240
- 00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:46,403
- Sun and rain, so different.
- 241
- 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:52,451
- Yet only by working together
- do they create harmony and life.
- 242
- 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:56,121
- I know, Ba-ba.
- The lesson of yin and yang.
- 243
- 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,833
- And to help you remember that lesson...
- 244
- 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,419
- Father, Mother. Your necklaces.
- 245
- 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:06,173
- Not ours.
- Our great-great-grandparents.
- 246
- 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,675
- And now, yours.
- 247
- 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,553
- Thank you, sir.
- 248
- 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,764
- They're so beautiful.
- 249
- 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:18,268
- But you'll be surprised
- how heavily they can weigh.
- 250
- 00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:21,688
- To share the burden,
- you must work together.
- 251
- 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,483
- Like the sun and rain.
- 252
- 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:26,985
- Wait a minute.
- 253
- 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,529
- Old man Fa Zhou got a point now.
- 254
- 00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:33,325
- Mulan and Shang
- are as different as sun and rain.
- 255
- 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,619
- And when the infatuation wears off,
- 256
- 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,996
- their tree of life's
- gonna wind up with root rot.
- 257
- 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,376
- Yeah, sure she seems happy.
- That's the real tragedy here.
- 258
- 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,961
- The girl don't even realize
- how miserable she is.
- 259
- 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,215
- That's why I gotta nip this thing
- in the bud.
- 260
- 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,052
- This is not about my pedestal.
- 261
- 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:55,430
- This is about Mulan
- making the biggest mistake of my...
- 262
- 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,100
- I mean, her life.
- 263
- 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,728
- Man, how could I have been so selfish?
- 264
- 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,939
- Mulan's a girl worth fighting for.
- 265
- 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:07,651
- And after all, I am the girl's guardian.
- 266
- 00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,445
- Cri-Kee, I'm gonna break them up.
- 267
- 00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,617
- So I guess that means you're on board.
- 268
- 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,500
- Mulan, could you smooth out
- the ride a little bit?
- 269
- 00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,335
- I'm getting horsesick.
- 270
- 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,921
- Mushu. What are you doing here?
- 271
- 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,215
- Hey, whither thou go, I goest, girl.
- 272
- 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,135
- Remember, teamwork isn't about ego,
- it's about we go.
- 273
- 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,096
- Cri-Kee. What are you doing here?
- 274
- 00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,642
- Protect Mulan from me?
- I'm her guardian.
- 275
- 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,936
- Yeah, yeah, her lucky cricket.
- 276
- 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,896
- You're lucky
- I don't break out the bug spray.
- 277
- 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,242
- As we stand here,
- 278
- 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,454
- Mongol forces
- are moving closer to our border.
- 279
- 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:03,373
- The threat of attack
- is growing every day.
- 280
- 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:07,252
- As it is,
- our army is hopelessly outnumbered.
- 281
- 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,336
- Your Majesty,
- 282
- 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,797
- let me lead my forces
- in a preemptive strike.
- 283
- 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,550
- Each of my warriors
- will fight like 1 0 Mongols.
- 284
- 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:14,760
- No, General.
- 285
- 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:18,680
- I plan to defeat this enemy
- without the use of force.
- 286
- 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:24,936
- Instead, we will forge a union so strong,
- the Mongol hordes won't dare attack.
- 287
- 00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,648
- An alliance
- with the kingdom of Qui Gong.
- 288
- 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:32,486
- We will become united
- through marriage.
- 289
- 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:36,114
- You will escort three princesses
- to Qui Gong.
- 290
- 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:39,117
- There, they will marry
- Lord Chin's sons...
- 291
- 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,745
- - What?
- - And seal this critical alliance.
- 292
- 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:43,163
- Yes, Your Majesty.
- 293
- 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:46,082
- My advisors tell me the charts are clear.
- 294
- 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,377
- If this wedding does not take place
- in three days,
- 295
- 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,255
- the alliance will crumble
- and the Mongols will destroy us.
- 296
- 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:56,259
- Mark my words, General, three days.
- 297
- 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,928
- Not a moment more, Your Majesty.
- 298
- 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:02,766
- I know that face, Fa Mulan.
- What troubles you?
- 299
- 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,477
- Your Majesty, an arranged marriage?
- 300
- 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:10,148
- Rest assured, child,
- 301
- 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:14,069
- my daughters know
- exactly what they are doing.
- 302
- 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,487
- Your daughters?
- 303
- 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,990
- They consider it an honor
- to marry in the cause of peace.
- 304
- 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,202
- Your Majesty, I...
- 305
- 00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,746
- Apology accepted.
- 306
- 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,666
- General, how many troops
- do you estimate you will need
- 307
- 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,251
- to accomplish this mission?
- 308
- 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,461
- - Three.
- - Three companies?
- 309
- 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:34,548
- - Three men.
- - You surprise me, General.
- 310
- 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:36,049
- These are my children.
- 311
- 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,052
- This mission does not call for force,
- but finesse.
- 312
- 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,304
- We must become one
- with the countryside.
- 313
- 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,598
- As Emperor, I trust you.
- 314
- 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,850
- As a father,
- 315
- 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:49,062
- I implore you
- to choose your three soldiers wisely.
- 316
- 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,481
- I know just the men. Fearless.
- 317
- 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,567
- - Loyal.
- - And disciplined.
- 318
- 00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:57,028
- China's most honorable
- and noble soldiers.
- 319
- 00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,531
- And stay out!
- 320
- 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:04,160
- I've found wives for hundreds of men.
- 321
- 00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,705
- But the Golden Dragon of Unity himself
- 322
- 00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,541
- couldn't make love matches
- for you three.
- 323
- 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:13,420
- Come back when you get personalities.
- 324
- 00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:17,132
- Well, that's a fine way
- to treat China's greatest...
- 325
- 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:20,135
- Heroes.
- 326
- 00:20:20,595 --> 00:20:21,636
- What's her problem?
- 327
- 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:25,432
- All I asked for was a girl
- who would worship the dirt I walk on.
- 328
- 00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:28,184
- I simply asked for someone
- who would cook for me
- 329
- 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,895
- morning, noon and night.
- 330
- 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,314
- And I just wanted a girl
- who likes to laugh.
- 331
- 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,608
- And thinks I'm a god.
- 332
- 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,943
- Perhaps we weren't specific enough.
- 333
- 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,446
- Forget that dragon lady.
- 334
- 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:42,908
- The only ones
- who can find girls worthy of us is us.
- 335
- 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,034
- Yeah.
- 336
- 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:48,496
- Well, l don't need her
- To be all smug and snooty
- 337
- 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:52,417
- l got a plaque right here
- That says l kicked Hun booty
- 338
- 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,921
- We have everything
- We dreamed we'd find
- 339
- 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,923
- When we came back from war
- 340
- 00:20:58,007 --> 00:20:59,758
- Yeah, everything but
- 341
- 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,846
- A girl worth fighting for
- 342
- 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,389
- Hey, suck in your gut.
- 343
- 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:08,642
- There's a girl worth fighting for
- 344
- 00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:11,394
- And I think she wants us to come over.
- 345
- 00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:14,606
- My girl will laugh at all my jokes
- 346
- 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,274
- But tell it to me straight
- 347
- 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,735
- She'II rub my head when I get sick
- 348
- 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,529
- And let me pick off of her plate
- 349
- 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:26,159
- lf Ling can find a girl
- Who likes his chopstick nose trick
- 350
- 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,120
- Oh, he really better just propose quick
- 351
- 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:35,502
- Well, l have to say
- Based on today l'm cranky
- 352
- 00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,754
- l'll just spend my life with you two
- 353
- 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,340
- Pass the hanky
- 354
- 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,634
- And there's no one there
- To steal my chair
- 355
- 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,303
- And twirl around the floor
- 356
- 00:21:45,388 --> 00:21:49,140
- Wish that I had
- A girl worth fighting for
- 357
- 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,435
- I would be true
- To a girl worth fighting
- 358
- 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,604
- I'd make fondue
- For a girl worth fighting
- 359
- 00:21:54,689 --> 00:21:57,315
- l'd even kiss you
- For a girl worth fighting
- 360
- 00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,319
- For
- 361
- 00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:04,280
- Mulan. General Shang.
- 362
- 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,201
- If you three aren't too busy
- disturbing the peace,
- 363
- 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,453
- I need you to join Mulan and me
- on a mission.
- 364
- 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,622
- - To save China?
- - Naturally.
- 365
- 00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:17,794
- I'll be leaving behind
- a few broken hearts, but count me in.
- 366
- 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:21,047
- - Sign me up.
- - When do we start, General?
- 367
- 00:22:21,132 --> 00:22:22,424
- Tonight.
- 368
- 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,708
- We're about to depart,
- Your Highnesses.
- 369
- 00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:41,878
- You have my word
- we will arrive swiftly and safely.
- 370
- 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,172
- My sisters and I thank you,
- General Shang.
- 371
- 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:47,926
- Permit me to introduce Fa Mulan.
- 372
- 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:50,720
- It is a privilege
- to meet the hero of China.
- 373
- 00:23:50,805 --> 00:23:53,056
- I leave you in her capable hands.
- 374
- 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,265
- Stand ready.
- 375
- 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,977
- - You might need these. It's a little chilly.
- - Thank you, Fa Mulan.
- 376
- 00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,562
- You're welcome, Your Highness.
- 377
- 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:03,691
- - So, you're getting married?
- - Oh, yes.
- 378
- 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,278
- - To princes in Qui Gong.
- - That's right.
- 379
- 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,656
- Well, they must be handsome.
- 380
- 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:12,075
- We don't know. We've never met them.
- 381
- 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:13,535
- Really?
- 382
- 00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:17,080
- So you have no idea
- what they're like at all.
- 383
- 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,873
- It's all right, Fa Mulan.
- 384
- 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,334
- It's our honor to serve the Emperor.
- 385
- 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,836
- And the Middle Kingdom.
- 386
- 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,046
- The whole thing is so exciting.
- 387
- 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,298
- We're very happy, really.
- 388
- 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:31,261
- Well, I'm glad to hear that. I'm not sure
- I could go through with some...
- 389
- 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:33,221
- Mulan, prepare to move out.
- 390
- 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,682
- Time to get going.
- 391
- 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:41,563
- Move out.
- 392
- 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,494
- If we get to the Honshu pass
- by midday tomorrow...
- 393
- 00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:58,955
- We'll have just enough time
- to make it to Qui Gong.
- 394
- 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,416
- Yeah, just enough time to stop Mulan
- 395
- 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,060
- from making the biggest mistake
- of my...
- 396
- 00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:05,420
- I mean, her life.
- 397
- 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,366
- What's the face?
- 398
- 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,327
- - What face?
- - That face.
- 399
- 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,371
- There's no face.
- This is my face, that's all.
- 400
- 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,291
- You know I know you
- better than that, Mulan.
- 401
- 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,709
- What's wrong?
- 402
- 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:48,755
- - I realize our duty is to the mission...
- - But...
- 403
- 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:52,217
- But I have another duty. To my heart.
- 404
- 00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:55,428
- Mulan, your only duty is to the Emperor.
- 405
- 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:57,931
- But, Shang, an arranged marriage?
- 406
- 00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:01,351
- I know, but not everyone
- can be as lucky as we are.
- 407
- 00:26:01,435 --> 00:26:03,978
- In an ideal world,
- everyone would marry for love.
- 408
- 00:26:04,939 --> 00:26:06,314
- But the world isn't perfect.
- 409
- 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,442
- I'm just glad my world is.
- 410
- 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:16,491
- "My world." Talk about selfish.
- 411
- 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,369
- You know, you don't hear me bragging
- about how it's my world,
- 412
- 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:20,912
- even though it pretty much is.
- 413
- 00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:22,038
- I'm telling you, Cri-Kee,
- 414
- 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:25,166
- the sooner I bust them apart,
- the better things will be for Mulan.
- 415
- 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:30,546
- And so I said,
- you just broke my best set of China.
- 416
- 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,549
- China. Get it?
- 417
- 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:36,469
- Did you see the way she looked at me?
- 418
- 00:26:36,553 --> 00:26:37,887
- You mean with disgust?
- 419
- 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:40,640
- No.
- 420
- 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:45,353
- Our eyes met
- and we shared a cosmic moment.
- 421
- 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:49,190
- Just like when I look
- at potted pig's knuckles.
- 422
- 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,151
- It's love, I tell you.
- 423
- 00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:53,945
- Love.
- 424
- 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,697
- Love, shmove.
- 425
- 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:58,116
- It doesn't matter, we're on a mission.
- 426
- 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,660
- No fraternizing with the princesses.
- 427
- 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:03,830
- Engaged-to-be-married princesses.
- 428
- 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,665
- Oh, yeah.
- 429
- 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:19,178
- China is so big. Isn't it beautiful, Mei?
- 430
- 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,055
- Mei?
- 431
- 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,350
- Yes, beautiful.
- 432
- 00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:27,145
- Did you see the way he looked at me?
- 433
- 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:29,063
- Who, the gorilla with the bad eye?
- 434
- 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:33,234
- Gorilla?
- He's more like a big cuddly panda bear.
- 435
- 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:36,904
- - But you didn't even talk to him.
- - A true romantic can tell.
- 436
- 00:27:37,364 --> 00:27:40,992
- He may be coarse on the outside,
- but on the inside...
- 437
- 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,828
- - He's gross?
- - I mean, under that.
- 438
- 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,538
- He smells?
- 439
- 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,041
- I can see past my nose.
- 440
- 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:54,422
- Deep down, deep, deep down,
- way down, there's something.
- 441
- 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:57,633
- Ting Ting, I think she's in love.
- 442
- 00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:59,761
- Oh, no. There will be none of that.
- 443
- 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:02,847
- Remember, Mei,
- you are to be married in three days.
- 444
- 00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:04,432
- You gave your solemn oath.
- 445
- 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:07,935
- You're right.
- 446
- 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,445
- We're stopping to water the horses,
- Your Highnesses.
- 447
- 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,155
- Maybe you'd like to stretch your legs?
- 448
- 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:21,824
- Are the guard fellows out there?
- 449
- 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:24,369
- Yes. You're perfectly safe.
- 450
- 00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,996
- I think a leg stretch would be very nice.
- 451
- 00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:40,635
- Thank you for helping me
- with my slipper.
- 452
- 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,054
- May I know your name?
- 453
- 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:47,058
- Now. Dow. Cow. Bao?
- 454
- 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,726
- No, you must eat.
- 455
- 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:51,938
- It must be exhausting
- guarding us day and night.
- 456
- 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:56,275
- Oh, no.
- Well, yes, but I'm strong, and marching.
- 457
- 00:28:56,360 --> 00:29:00,488
- Yes, I suppose all that training
- does make it second nature.
- 458
- 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:05,243
- But I think, you, a princess, with royal...
- 459
- 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:06,911
- I could never...
- 460
- 00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:08,955
- But it is our duty, and our honor.
- 461
- 00:29:09,039 --> 00:29:11,165
- Although it can be a burden.
- 462
- 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:13,918
- I've said too much.
- 463
- 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,379
- You are very easy to talk to, Yao.
- 464
- 00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:19,382
- Permit me to echo your praise,
- Your Highness.
- 465
- 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:23,928
- I find your presence engaging
- and your conversation sparkling.
- 466
- 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,430
- Thank you.
- 467
- 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:45,741
- Well, hello there. I am Ling.
- 468
- 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:48,578
- I am Princess Ting Ting.
- 469
- 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:52,415
- Well, if you ever need me,
- just give me a ting-a-ling.
- 470
- 00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:55,960
- Come on, Your Highness.
- 471
- 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:58,463
- You don't wanna let your guard down.
- 472
- 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,798
- Get it? Guard? Down?
- 473
- 00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:02,216
- Thank you.
- 474
- 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:06,012
- You know,
- I've got some blue blood myself.
- 475
- 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:08,055
- Many have called me a royal pain.
- 476
- 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:10,016
- Thank you.
- 477
- 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,310
- You've been a great crowd.
- 478
- 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:18,357
- Ting Ting, look, isn't this fruit lovely?
- 479
- 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:21,777
- Chien-Po got it for me. He's so sweet.
- 480
- 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:24,155
- Just get your pomegranates
- in the carriage.
- 481
- 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,461
- Fa Mulan?
- 482
- 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:41,255
- Your Highness. Is anything wrong?
- 483
- 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:44,133
- No, no, not at all.
- 484
- 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:46,552
- Are you sure?
- 485
- 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:51,098
- I just wanted to compliment you.
- 486
- 00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:54,435
- You were so brave
- to take your father's place in the army.
- 487
- 00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:57,188
- Well, thank you.
- 488
- 00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:59,524
- Your duty was to stay home,
- 489
- 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:02,693
- but your heart told you
- to break the rules.
- 490
- 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:05,446
- How did you decide
- between duty and heart?
- 491
- 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,743
- Well, it wasn't easy.
- 492
- 00:31:10,827 --> 00:31:15,164
- But, by following my feelings,
- I wound up doing the right thing.
- 493
- 00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:18,626
- I guess I learned
- that my duty is to my heart.
- 494
- 00:31:19,336 --> 00:31:22,630
- "My duty is to my heart."
- 495
- 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:26,801
- Yes, that makes sense.
- That's marvelous.
- 496
- 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,303
- Thank you, Fa Mulan. Thank you.
- 497
- 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:32,848
- You're welcome, I guess.
- 498
- 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:35,142
- Let's get back on the road.
- 499
- 00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:41,357
- That's my cue
- to put Operation Shang into action.
- 500
- 00:31:41,441 --> 00:31:46,320
- Pretty Boy's gonna look so bad,
- it will send Mulan running for the hills.
- 501
- 00:31:48,073 --> 00:31:51,200
- This is gonna be delicious.
- 502
- 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,625
- Watch this.
- 503
- 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:02,878
- Hey. What?
- 504
- 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:08,884
- Hey.
- 505
- 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,803
- Good catch, Shang.
- 506
- 00:32:35,329 --> 00:32:36,746
- Shang?
- 507
- 00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:01,103
- Hey.
- 508
- 00:33:02,564 --> 00:33:03,773
- Tasty.
- 509
- 00:33:13,617 --> 00:33:15,993
- I try and I try.
- 510
- 00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:19,163
- I put my heart and soul
- into busting them up.
- 511
- 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,123
- And what do I have to show for it?
- 512
- 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,503
- A cricket laughs in my face.
- 513
- 00:33:26,254 --> 00:33:29,090
- I just can't do it anymore.
- 514
- 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:35,137
- Great ancestors,
- I throw myself at your mercy.
- 515
- 00:33:35,222 --> 00:33:37,765
- My pedestal is all but a distant memory.
- 516
- 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:40,351
- Great Spirits, take me now.
- 517
- 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,530
- Hold on, ladies.
- 518
- 00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:55,616
- Help! We'll save you.
- 519
- 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:57,702
- Look out, a cliff!
- 520
- 00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:58,994
- They're headed for the cliff.
- 521
- 00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,621
- Come on.
- 522
- 00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:06,127
- - Time to go, ladies.
- - Ting Ting, over here.
- 523
- 00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,962
- Go.
- 524
- 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,714
- - You're next.
- - No, no, no.
- 525
- 00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:11,257
- - Alley-oop.
- - Take my arm.
- 526
- 00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:14,343
- - Ling.
- - Ting Ting's stuck.
- 527
- 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,638
- Mulan, the rope.
- 528
- 00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,522
- Hang on.
- 529
- 00:34:41,830 --> 00:34:45,750
- - Is everyone all right?
- - Mei, I'll save you.
- 530
- 00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:47,960
- I saved the food.
- 531
- 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:50,171
- And I saved you.
- 532
- 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:52,506
- Mulan.
- 533
- 00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:58,012
- - What happened?
- - I don't know, I wasn't near the carriage.
- 534
- 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,389
- Yao, Ling. Save the supplies.
- 535
- 00:35:00,474 --> 00:35:03,893
- Keep paddling.
- Look how great you're doing.
- 536
- 00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:06,687
- - Who's the big boy?
- - Thank you.
- 537
- 00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:10,608
- My fault?
- 538
- 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,652
- This wasn't my plan.
- 539
- 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:18,365
- Wagon's busted, cold and miserable,
- everything's ruined.
- 540
- 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:20,284
- Or maybe not.
- 541
- 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:23,329
- Old Shang's steaming
- like a fresh pork bun.
- 542
- 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:27,958
- I bet he and Mulan
- are two nasty words away
- 543
- 00:35:28,043 --> 00:35:30,085
- from an all-out feud.
- 544
- 00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:34,131
- Oh, Cri-Kee,
- things are brightening up after all.
- 545
- 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:52,399
- - I've seen happier princesses.
- - That's the least of our problems.
- 546
- 00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:56,237
- There's a mountain pass
- between here and Qui Gong.
- 547
- 00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:59,949
- It takes us through bandit country,
- but it's the only way.
- 548
- 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,576
- Why not just follow the river?
- 549
- 00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:06,455
- - Because the river is not on the map.
- - It's bound to go past a town.
- 550
- 00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:08,666
- And where there's a town,
- there's a road.
- 551
- 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:10,376
- There's no town on the map.
- 552
- 00:36:10,460 --> 00:36:14,296
- Well, then maybe we should
- just forget the map and wing it.
- 553
- 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:16,966
- We can't "wing it." We need a new plan.
- 554
- 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:19,510
- We have three days.
- What if we get lost?
- 555
- 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:22,179
- Then we pull over and ask directions.
- 556
- 00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:25,933
- We don't need to pull over
- and ask directions. We have a map.
- 557
- 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:28,102
- What is it with men
- and asking directions?
- 558
- 00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,062
- What is it with women and maps?
- 559
- 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:31,856
- You're saying women can't read maps?
- 560
- 00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:33,899
- I'm saying that
- women will ask directions,
- 561
- 00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:35,304
- but they won't follow directions.
- 562
- 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,080
- Men follow directions,
- so they don't need...
- 563
- 00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:38,904
- General, I...
- 564
- 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,783
- Am I interrupting?
- 565
- 00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:45,744
- - What is it, Yao?
- - Scout report.
- 566
- 00:36:45,829 --> 00:36:48,873
- I've found a village
- and a path to it through the forest.
- 567
- 00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:51,083
- A forest path?
- 568
- 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:53,377
- Great. Show us.
- 569
- 00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:56,297
- See?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit you.
- 570
- 00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:59,133
- There's bound to be a road down there
- that will lead us to Qui Gong.
- 571
- 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,635
- - Good work, Yao.
- - Thank you, sir.
- 572
- 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:10,311
- Shang, I'm sorry.
- 573
- 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,354
- You're in charge of the mission.
- 574
- 00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:14,189
- No, I'm the one who's sorry.
- 575
- 00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:16,525
- A good leader is open to new ideas.
- 576
- 00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:17,902
- Forgive me?
- 577
- 00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:19,653
- There's nothing to forgive.
- 578
- 00:37:29,831 --> 00:37:33,042
- I'd better go.
- I've got the first watch, General.
- 579
- 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:34,376
- But...
- 580
- 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,382
- Are you bugging? Look at her go.
- 581
- 00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:41,967
- She can't wait to get away from him.
- 582
- 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:47,097
- That's no smile, that's a mask of pain.
- 583
- 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:53,395
- Yeah, well, that was just phase one
- of my new 1 8-phase master plan.
- 584
- 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:56,607
- Now, just watch phase two
- when I get up close
- 585
- 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,568
- and personal.
- 586
- 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:18,462
- Excuse me, Your Highness,
- I found your fan.
- 587
- 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:21,256
- It just needed a little drying out.
- 588
- 00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:23,634
- Thank you, Ling.
- 589
- 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:28,138
- Normally,
- I would say I'm your biggest fan,
- 590
- 00:38:28,223 --> 00:38:31,725
- but, I'll just go away now.
- 591
- 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:33,268
- Again.
- 592
- 00:38:34,729 --> 00:38:35,896
- Sorry.
- 593
- 00:38:36,940 --> 00:38:38,524
- I'll replace that.
- 594
- 00:38:40,527 --> 00:38:43,404
- Of course she doesn't like you.
- You're just such a ding-a-ling.
- 595
- 00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:47,074
- He likes you.
- 596
- 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:49,076
- It would seem so.
- 597
- 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,412
- And you like him.
- 598
- 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:56,583
- Well,
- I appreciate that he's a good soldier.
- 599
- 00:38:58,169 --> 00:38:59,878
- How can you do that?
- 600
- 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,922
- How can you look right at someone,
- 601
- 00:39:02,007 --> 00:39:04,925
- realize you share a special connection,
- and then just...
- 602
- 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:07,678
- I know where my duty lies, Mei.
- 603
- 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,263
- Do you?
- 604
- 00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:31,035
- "And so, my dear father,
- I cannot complete this mission.
- 605
- 00:39:31,119 --> 00:39:35,914
- "I have come to realize
- that my duty is to my heart."
- 606
- 00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,125
- What are you doing?
- 607
- 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:43,630
- - She's running away.
- - Mei, what are you thinking?
- 608
- 00:39:44,257 --> 00:39:45,966
- I can't complete this mission.
- 609
- 00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:47,551
- I know that now.
- 610
- 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:50,179
- Why, because
- Yao has given you his heart?
- 611
- 00:39:50,263 --> 00:39:52,723
- No, it's not about his heart.
- 612
- 00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:54,725
- It's about mine.
- 613
- 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,935
- Mei, we've discussed this.
- 614
- 00:39:57,395 --> 00:40:00,814
- A princess must make every sacrifice
- for her country.
- 615
- 00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:02,858
- It's our duty.
- 616
- 00:40:05,111 --> 00:40:07,863
- The life of a princess
- 617
- 00:40:09,282 --> 00:40:12,493
- From her birth is well-defined
- 618
- 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:17,331
- She must humbly serve her country
- 619
- 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:21,752
- Play the part she's been assigned
- 620
- 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:26,840
- She guards the hopes of her people
- 621
- 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:31,220
- Weak and mighty, rich and poor
- 622
- 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:34,264
- Who could ever ask for more?
- 623
- 00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:38,769
- Who could ever ask for
- 624
- 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:40,771
- More?
- 625
- 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,192
- I wanna be like other girls
- 626
- 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:48,153
- Climb up a tree like other girls can
- 627
- 00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:55,077
- Just to be free like other girls get to be
- 628
- 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:57,412
- Mei. Su.
- 629
- 00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:58,956
- To slouch when I sit
- 630
- 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,249
- To eat a whole cake
- 631
- 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:01,792
- Feel the sun on my feet
- 632
- 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:03,335
- - Get dirty
- - Act silly
- 633
- 00:41:03,419 --> 00:41:05,629
- Be anything l want to be
- 634
- 00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:08,507
- - Dance around
- - ln my underwear
- 635
- 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,592
- To run really fast
- 636
- 00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:12,052
- To get rid of this fan
- 637
- 00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:14,138
- - To eat a whole cake
- - Get crazy
- 638
- 00:41:14,222 --> 00:41:15,639
- - With frosting
- - No escorts
- 639
- 00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:17,015
- - No manners
- - No nursemaids
- 640
- 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,852
- No worries, no hands folded perfect
- 641
- 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:22,104
- Like holding a lily
- 642
- 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:24,356
- No pinchy shoes?
- 643
- 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:28,819
- I wanna be like other girls
- 644
- 00:41:28,903 --> 00:41:31,905
- Scrape up my knee like other girls can
- 645
- 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:37,035
- Just to be free Like other girls
- 646
- 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,581
- Get to be
- 647
- 00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:42,791
- To speak for myself
- 648
- 00:41:42,876 --> 00:41:44,042
- To sing way off key
- 649
- 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:45,502
- Marry someone l've met
- 650
- 00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:47,087
- Who loves me for me
- 651
- 00:41:47,172 --> 00:41:49,882
- No escorts, no manners
- No nursemaids, no worries
- 652
- 00:41:49,966 --> 00:41:51,967
- No hands folded perfect
- 653
- 00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:54,219
- Like holding a lily
- 654
- 00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:58,182
- No pinchy shoes
- 655
- 00:41:58,266 --> 00:42:00,934
- l wanna be like other girls
- 656
- 00:42:01,102 --> 00:42:03,979
- Climb up a tree like other girls can
- 657
- 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:10,485
- Just to be free like other girls
- 658
- 00:42:10,612 --> 00:42:16,950
- Get to be
- 659
- 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:32,090
- She defied you.
- 660
- 00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:34,551
- She insulted you.
- 661
- 00:42:34,636 --> 00:42:37,221
- - Man, she laughed at your map.
- - My map.
- 662
- 00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,389
- And if she's laughing to your face,
- 663
- 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:42,768
- imagine what she's saying
- behind your back.
- 664
- 00:42:42,852 --> 00:42:44,645
- Back.
- 665
- 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:46,438
- She's a loose cannon.
- 666
- 00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:48,815
- - She's out of control.
- - She's out of control.
- 667
- 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,984
- I mean, who's in charge here? You?
- 668
- 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:54,238
- - I'm in charge, I'm in charge.
- - Or Mulan? Mulan.
- 669
- 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:56,573
- - Mulan.
- - Mulan.
- 670
- 00:42:56,658 --> 00:42:58,242
- Mulan!
- 671
- 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:07,376
- General Shang? That's not it.
- 672
- 00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:08,835
- General Shang?
- 673
- 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,671
- Hello, it's me, Mulan.
- 674
- 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:12,339
- General Shang.
- 675
- 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:16,260
- Shang, Shang, Shang.
- 676
- 00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:17,386
- I got it.
- 677
- 00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:22,266
- General Shang?
- 678
- 00:43:22,350 --> 00:43:25,686
- General Hardhead,
- that's what they should call him.
- 679
- 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:29,523
- - Everything's got to have a strategy.
- - Mulan?
- 680
- 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:32,442
- The man won't brush his teeth
- without a backup plan.
- 681
- 00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,653
- - What?
- - I blame myself.
- 682
- 00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:36,613
- I fell for those broad shoulders.
- 683
- 00:43:36,698 --> 00:43:39,408
- I didn't realize there wasn't much
- sitting on top of them.
- 684
- 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:44,079
- Except for that garlic breath.
- 685
- 00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,999
- That boy can peel paint.
- 686
- 00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:52,045
- That's enough. Where is she?
- 687
- 00:43:55,425 --> 00:43:57,050
- I am good.
- 688
- 00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:59,469
- - Mulan.
- - Why, hello, general.
- 689
- 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:01,096
- Out on night maneuvers?
- 690
- 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:03,390
- General Hardhead? Brushing my teeth?
- 691
- 00:44:04,434 --> 00:44:08,687
- - Is something wrong?
- - I heard you, Mulan. Every word.
- 692
- 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,356
- Every word of what?
- 693
- 00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:14,359
- Don't play coy.
- I saw you outside my tent.
- 694
- 00:44:14,444 --> 00:44:16,903
- What? I haven't left my post.
- 695
- 00:44:16,988 --> 00:44:20,324
- And I suppose you weren't gossiping
- about me with the princesses?
- 696
- 00:44:20,408 --> 00:44:23,160
- Shang, did that dip in the river
- get you waterlogged?
- 697
- 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:26,246
- And why are you talking
- with your hand over your mouth?
- 698
- 00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:29,124
- I wouldn't want to peel your paint.
- 699
- 00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:33,211
- Changing of the guard.
- 700
- 00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:35,672
- And next time, don't leave your post.
- 701
- 00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:38,091
- What's with him?
- 702
- 00:44:40,595 --> 00:44:42,179
- What's with her?
- 703
- 00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:44,056
- Who am I talking to?
- 704
- 00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:47,601
- How could he not believe me?
- 705
- 00:44:48,436 --> 00:44:50,020
- I don't know, girlfriend.
- 706
- 00:44:50,104 --> 00:44:55,359
- But I do know this. Without trust,
- there can be no relationship.
- 707
- 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:57,694
- And that man don't trust you.
- 708
- 00:44:57,779 --> 00:44:59,488
- Maybe he was just confused.
- 709
- 00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:02,115
- Please. First, you fussed
- about the arranged marriage.
- 710
- 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,825
- Then you fought
- about which way to Qui Gong.
- 711
- 00:45:03,910 --> 00:45:06,661
- Now, y'all feuding over nothing.
- It seems pretty clear to me.
- 712
- 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:07,954
- You're right.
- 713
- 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,875
- - Mushu, I don't know what to do.
- - I do. It's simple.
- 714
- 00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:14,795
- Drop that boy like a hot pot sticker.
- Kick him to the curb.
- 715
- 00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:17,047
- Burn his letters
- and dance around the fire yelling,
- 716
- 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:19,674
- "Happy days are here again."
- 717
- 00:45:19,759 --> 00:45:20,926
- You know, you have a point.
- 718
- 00:45:21,010 --> 00:45:24,221
- If this is the real Li Shang,
- I don't like what I'm seeing.
- 719
- 00:45:31,187 --> 00:45:32,687
- I hope the tea is still warm.
- 720
- 00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:44,574
- - After you.
- - No, after you.
- 721
- 00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:46,535
- - No, after you.
- - After you.
- 722
- 00:45:46,619 --> 00:45:48,412
- I said, after you.
- 723
- 00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:58,422
- You, I'm gonna...
- 724
- 00:45:58,506 --> 00:45:59,840
- Yao.
- 725
- 00:46:00,508 --> 00:46:02,634
- Is everything all right?
- 726
- 00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:04,177
- No.
- 727
- 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,221
- I mean, yes.
- 728
- 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:10,142
- You see, Chien-Po here
- has always had a dream.
- 729
- 00:46:10,226 --> 00:46:12,018
- - A dream?
- - A dream?
- 730
- 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:14,521
- - A dream.
- - But I don't...
- 731
- 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:17,399
- That dream.
- 732
- 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:21,445
- A dream of seeing a small village
- in the middle of nowhere
- 733
- 00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:23,196
- by the moonlight.
- 734
- 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,614
- How can we help?
- 735
- 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:29,536
- Well, if Your Highnesses would consent
- to come with us to the village,
- 736
- 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:34,291
- we could still guard you,
- and Chien-Po could have his dream.
- 737
- 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:37,752
- My one chance to be like other guys.
- 738
- 00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:39,197
- - Can we? Can we?
- - Can we, please?
- 739
- 00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:41,590
- - Please, come on.
- - Ting Ting, please.
- 740
- 00:46:41,674 --> 00:46:42,841
- Sounds like fun.
- 741
- 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,384
- Hurray! Hurray!
- 742
- 00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:47,137
- We're sorry.
- 743
- 00:46:47,221 --> 00:46:48,722
- We're off.
- 744
- 00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:51,933
- I never noticed we were so different.
- 745
- 00:46:52,393 --> 00:46:54,269
- It's like I don't even know him.
- 746
- 00:46:54,562 --> 00:46:56,771
- Well, what do you know about that?
- 747
- 00:46:56,856 --> 00:47:01,776
- I mean, I know he's by the book,
- but doesn't the man ever bend a rule?
- 748
- 00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:04,070
- And speaking of bending rules...
- 749
- 00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:07,741
- You know, relationships are easy
- when everything runs nice and smooth.
- 750
- 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,326
- - But...
- - Mulan.
- 751
- 00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:12,579
- - Nice and smooth just ran out of camp.
- - What?
- 752
- 00:47:12,663 --> 00:47:15,373
- Did you know that almonds, rice and
- milk are part of a complete breakfast?
- 753
- 00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:16,458
- Mushu.
- 754
- 00:47:16,542 --> 00:47:19,102
- I'm just trying to tell you
- the princesses went AWOL, that's all.
- 755
- 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:22,088
- - Where are the guards?
- - Showing them the way.
- 756
- 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:23,673
- They're together?
- 757
- 00:47:24,217 --> 00:47:26,718
- - "Together" together?
- - Don't you understand Chinese?
- 758
- 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,682
- Hey, what about old Shang-hai?
- 759
- 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:35,185
- I think I better handle this one
- on my own.
- 760
- 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,729
- Shang's on a short fuse as it is.
- 761
- 00:47:37,813 --> 00:47:40,065
- Just make sure nothing wakes him up.
- 762
- 00:47:42,151 --> 00:47:44,361
- You can count on me.
- 763
- 00:48:02,129 --> 00:48:03,838
- Where are the guards?
- 764
- 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:05,632
- The princesses.
- 765
- 00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:16,643
- "My duty is to my heart"?
- 766
- 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,899
- Mulan.
- 767
- 00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:29,739
- Get your ticket, cricket.
- 768
- 00:48:29,824 --> 00:48:31,366
- The show's about to begin.
- 769
- 00:48:52,346 --> 00:48:54,723
- Look at all the food.
- 770
- 00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:59,936
- We just got in some excellent ginger.
- 771
- 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,564
- Ginger.
- 772
- 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:05,108
- That goes very well with dumplings.
- 773
- 00:49:05,192 --> 00:49:06,943
- Did you say dumplings?
- 774
- 00:49:08,571 --> 00:49:10,322
- How about some fresh ginseng?
- 775
- 00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:13,199
- That makes a wonderful
- accompaniment to soy beans.
- 776
- 00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:16,161
- One order of soy beans.
- 777
- 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:24,294
- - He's done.
- - You're done.
- 778
- 00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:25,837
- Oh, my.
- 779
- 00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:30,383
- Who will be next to challenge
- the undefeated Shi Rongkai?
- 780
- 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,263
- - Step aside.
- - Yao.
- 781
- 00:49:35,556 --> 00:49:37,557
- - Oh, no.
- - You'll be killed, little man.
- 782
- 00:49:44,357 --> 00:49:46,399
- So where does he go?
- 783
- 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:52,030
- Yao, you're my hero.
- 784
- 00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:54,991
- Little, like a little gorilla.
- 785
- 00:49:57,119 --> 00:49:59,079
- Pick a prize, any prize.
- 786
- 00:49:59,955 --> 00:50:02,290
- Which one do you want, sir?
- 787
- 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:05,377
- Give me that one.
- 788
- 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:15,387
- Okay, okay.
- 789
- 00:50:15,471 --> 00:50:17,472
- Okay, okay, how about this one?
- 790
- 00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:21,476
- What does Attila say
- when he walks through the door?
- 791
- 00:50:22,061 --> 00:50:24,688
- Hun, I'm home.
- 792
- 00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:32,487
- I give up.
- 793
- 00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,948
- I guess I'm not as funny as I think.
- 794
- 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:51,881
- - What a cute laugh.
- - Oh, no. I hate my laugh.
- 795
- 00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:53,883
- What? It's adorable.
- 796
- 00:50:53,968 --> 00:50:56,886
- I thought you didn't have
- a sense of humor.
- 797
- 00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:58,596
- No sense of humor?
- 798
- 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:25,415
- It's so beautiful.
- 799
- 00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,292
- Yeah.
- 800
- 00:51:28,002 --> 00:51:30,295
- It's the same moon
- we see from the palace.
- 801
- 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:34,841
- No, this one is entirely different.
- 802
- 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:36,718
- You're right.
- 803
- 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:38,845
- I know I've never seen anything like it.
- 804
- 00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:40,221
- Mulan.
- 805
- 00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:42,307
- - I'm listening.
- - We...
- 806
- 00:51:42,516 --> 00:51:44,768
- - That is...
- - All of us...
- 807
- 00:51:45,644 --> 00:51:49,063
- - Oh, boy.
- - Fa Mulan, it's love.
- 808
- 00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:51,065
- Yao and myself, Chien-Po and Su...
- 809
- 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,859
- And myself and Lingy Bear.
- 810
- 00:51:52,943 --> 00:51:54,360
- I mean, Ling.
- 811
- 00:51:58,657 --> 00:52:00,784
- Group hug.
- 812
- 00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:04,037
- I'm so happy for all of you.
- 813
- 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,375
- General Shang.
- 814
- 00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:12,796
- - General Shang.
- - Oh, boy.
- 815
- 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:17,634
- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
- 816
- 00:52:17,718 --> 00:52:19,886
- Don't worry. I'll handle this.
- 817
- 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:22,889
- I'm so sorry to break up your little party.
- 818
- 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:25,225
- This is gonna be good.
- 819
- 00:52:25,309 --> 00:52:27,352
- Shang, before you jump to conclusions,
- 820
- 00:52:27,436 --> 00:52:28,937
- let me explain the situation.
- 821
- 00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:30,897
- Fine. Why don't we start with this?
- 822
- 00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:33,650
- - That's mine.
- - All yours?
- 823
- 00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:34,984
- Or did you have help?
- 824
- 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:38,363
- "And so, my dear father,
- I cannot complete this mission.
- 825
- 00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:41,741
- "I have come to realize
- that my duty is to my heart."
- 826
- 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:44,828
- - Now, who does that sound like?
- - Mei never meant to send that letter.
- 827
- 00:52:44,912 --> 00:52:47,872
- Your Highnesses, you swore a vow
- to be married in Qui Gong.
- 828
- 00:52:47,957 --> 00:52:50,959
- If your father saw you now
- breaking that vow,
- 829
- 00:52:51,043 --> 00:52:52,252
- what would he say?
- 830
- 00:52:54,255 --> 00:52:56,840
- You three are to escort
- Their Highnesses
- 831
- 00:52:56,924 --> 00:52:58,591
- back to their tents immediately.
- 832
- 00:52:58,676 --> 00:53:01,177
- You are to guard them.
- You are not to enter their tents.
- 833
- 00:53:01,262 --> 00:53:02,762
- You are not to speak to them.
- 834
- 00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:06,391
- Not a word, ever. Am I understood?
- 835
- 00:53:06,475 --> 00:53:07,767
- Yes, sir.
- 836
- 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:24,784
- Shang, the problem
- isn't as bad as it seems.
- 837
- 00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:27,328
- - The problem, Mulan, is you.
- - What?
- 838
- 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:29,914
- You place your own feelings
- above everything.
- 839
- 00:53:29,999 --> 00:53:33,167
- Duty, obligation, tradition,
- it all means nothing to you.
- 840
- 00:53:33,252 --> 00:53:35,044
- It means everything to me.
- 841
- 00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:37,630
- My heart tells me my duty,
- and I follow it.
- 842
- 00:53:39,008 --> 00:53:40,884
- You're a brilliant warrior, Shang.
- 843
- 00:53:42,845 --> 00:53:47,849
- You're brave, you're loyal,
- but you don't trust your heart.
- 844
- 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:51,519
- Sometimes I wonder
- if you even have one.
- 845
- 00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:55,899
- This assignment has made it clear.
- 846
- 00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:58,484
- We are very different people.
- 847
- 00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:01,237
- Maybe too different.
- 848
- 00:54:02,197 --> 00:54:03,364
- Fine.
- 849
- 00:54:06,118 --> 00:54:07,827
- We have a mission to complete.
- 850
- 00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,165
- Fine.
- 851
- 00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:40,360
- Isn't it a great day?
- 852
- 00:54:57,503 --> 00:55:00,088
- I see Pretty Boy isn't talking to you.
- 853
- 00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:02,340
- And you're not talking to Pretty Boy.
- 854
- 00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:05,134
- Well, you know you can always
- talk to me.
- 855
- 00:55:09,181 --> 00:55:12,100
- Well, just wait till she realizes
- what I've done for her.
- 856
- 00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:14,185
- Will that frown turn upside down.
- 857
- 00:55:16,689 --> 00:55:18,272
- Snapdragon?
- 858
- 00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:20,400
- Just for that, I'm not talking to you.
- 859
- 00:55:24,405 --> 00:55:27,615
- We're so sorry for what we've done,
- Fa Mulan.
- 860
- 00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:30,326
- You inspired us to follow our hearts.
- 861
- 00:55:30,411 --> 00:55:33,413
- And we repay you
- by ruining your relationship.
- 862
- 00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:37,250
- No, you just opened my eyes
- to how broken it was.
- 863
- 00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:39,210
- I'm indebted to you, Mei.
- 864
- 00:55:51,765 --> 00:55:54,350
- Keep a sharp eye.
- This is bandit country.
- 865
- 00:56:00,733 --> 00:56:05,153
- I sure wish we could talk
- to the princesses, Yao.
- 866
- 00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:07,572
- What? You know we can't.
- 867
- 00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:14,287
- Yes, Ling, I also wish
- we could talk to them.
- 868
- 00:56:14,371 --> 00:56:17,540
- But as you know, orders is orders.
- 869
- 00:56:17,624 --> 00:56:24,005
- Yes, but if I could talk to them,
- do you know what I would say?
- 870
- 00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:28,593
- No, Ling.
- What would you say if only you could?
- 871
- 00:56:28,677 --> 00:56:32,722
- I'd tell Ting Ting
- that she's the prettiest, funniest,
- 872
- 00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:35,933
- most extraordinary girl I've ever met.
- 873
- 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,561
- I would tell Princess Su
- 874
- 00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:44,108
- that she is like fresh ginger
- on the rice bowl of my life.
- 875
- 00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:51,574
- And I would tell Mei
- that she's one right babe.
- 876
- 00:57:05,339 --> 00:57:08,508
- Mulan, what do you say
- to a little pick-me-up?
- 877
- 00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:12,428
- My father said
- differences can make you stronger.
- 878
- 00:57:13,055 --> 00:57:16,182
- He didn't realize
- that Shang and I are just too different.
- 879
- 00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,894
- Well, you know you always got me.
- 880
- 00:57:20,145 --> 00:57:22,522
- The old team, right?
- 881
- 00:57:23,982 --> 00:57:26,484
- You're always looking out
- for me, Mushu.
- 882
- 00:57:27,027 --> 00:57:29,403
- Well, just doing the best I can.
- 883
- 00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:32,782
- Really, I just don't know what I'd do
- without you.
- 884
- 00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:35,660
- You're the best friend I've ever had.
- 885
- 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,708
- I can't stand it no more.
- 886
- 00:57:42,793 --> 00:57:46,420
- The only thing wrong
- with you and Shang is me.
- 887
- 00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:48,881
- I'm the one that got between you.
- 888
- 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,883
- What are you talking about?
- 889
- 00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:53,344
- It's not like you made the carriage
- go into the river.
- 890
- 00:57:53,428 --> 00:57:54,846
- Now, that was an accident.
- 891
- 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,348
- Following several attempts
- at on purpose.
- 892
- 00:57:57,432 --> 00:58:01,060
- And it wasn't you outside Shang's tent.
- 893
- 00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:03,354
- You know how I gab.
- 894
- 00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:05,857
- And you woke him up after I left?
- 895
- 00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:08,067
- It wasn't easy neither.
- That man can sleep.
- 896
- 00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:11,487
- - Mushu, what did you do?
- - Well, I was banging pots and pans.
- 897
- 00:58:11,572 --> 00:58:14,115
- No. What did you do?
- 898
- 00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:16,951
- You was getting married.
- Everything was gonna change.
- 899
- 00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:19,745
- I was gonna lose you. And my pedestal.
- 900
- 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:22,999
- You mean, you got between Shang
- and me so you could keep your job?
- 901
- 00:58:23,083 --> 00:58:24,625
- I'm sorry.
- 902
- 00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:27,420
- What you did was unforgivable.
- 903
- 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:30,506
- But you and Shang are so different.
- 904
- 00:58:30,591 --> 00:58:34,343
- Wait a second.
- Not as different as I thought.
- 905
- 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:38,598
- All those problems, they weren't us.
- They were you.
- 906
- 00:58:40,267 --> 00:58:42,476
- I've got to talk to Shang,
- tell him I love him.
- 907
- 00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:45,938
- Mulan, I'll make it up to you. I promise.
- 908
- 00:58:46,023 --> 00:58:48,107
- Forget it. You've helped enough.
- 909
- 00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:50,943
- Shang. Shang.
- 910
- 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,863
- - It's an ambush.
- - Bandits.
- 911
- 00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:55,781
- Close ranks. Save the princesses.
- 912
- 00:58:57,743 --> 00:58:59,493
- - Run, run.
- - You two, get the gold.
- 913
- 00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:01,621
- - Come on.
- - You two, come with me.
- 914
- 00:59:01,997 --> 00:59:03,164
- I got them.
- 915
- 00:59:03,248 --> 00:59:04,790
- Shang, I've got your back.
- 916
- 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:10,379
- Take my hand.
- 917
- 00:59:13,926 --> 00:59:16,552
- - Help!
- - The princesses.
- 918
- 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:20,640
- - How dare you touch me?
- - It won't budge.
- 919
- 00:59:20,724 --> 00:59:22,600
- - Then take the whole package.
- - No.
- 920
- 00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:24,393
- Get your hands off her.
- 921
- 00:59:28,774 --> 00:59:30,983
- Help!
- 922
- 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:32,401
- - No!
- - Mei.
- 923
- 00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:34,237
- Yao!
- 924
- 00:59:34,613 --> 00:59:36,364
- Hold them off. Let's go.
- 925
- 00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:41,702
- Help me.
- 926
- 00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:44,872
- Run.
- 927
- 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:47,041
- - Mei.
- - Yao.
- 928
- 00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:52,296
- Come on.
- 929
- 01:00:06,895 --> 01:00:08,271
- Let's get out of here.
- 930
- 01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:18,239
- Shang, hang on.
- 931
- 01:00:18,323 --> 01:00:22,285
- - It won't hold us both.
- - It will. It will, Shang.
- 932
- 01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:26,080
- Mulan.
- 933
- 01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:29,792
- - I'm sorry.
- - Please.
- 934
- 01:00:31,295 --> 01:00:32,837
- Shang.
- 935
- 01:00:32,921 --> 01:00:34,672
- Shang!
- 936
- 01:01:23,221 --> 01:01:24,889
- Shang.
- 937
- 01:01:47,162 --> 01:01:50,706
- Fa Mulan, we're ready to go through
- with the wedding.
- 938
- 01:01:50,791 --> 01:01:52,333
- No.
- 939
- 01:01:52,417 --> 01:01:55,169
- Your orders are to take care
- of each other.
- 940
- 01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:56,921
- But...
- 941
- 01:01:58,090 --> 01:02:01,133
- Losing Shang will not be meaningless.
- 942
- 01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:05,262
- No matter what it takes,
- I'm finishing this mission.
- 943
- 01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:46,011
- Good horse.
- 944
- 01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:51,225
- What do you mean, they are gone?
- 945
- 01:02:51,309 --> 01:02:53,060
- There was an accident, Lord Chin.
- 946
- 01:02:53,145 --> 01:02:55,938
- The royal carriage fell into the river
- and was destroyed.
- 947
- 01:02:57,649 --> 01:03:00,693
- A grave loss.
- 948
- 01:03:03,655 --> 01:03:07,241
- But it does not alter my agreement
- with the Emperor.
- 949
- 01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:09,368
- And unless it is honored,
- 950
- 01:03:09,453 --> 01:03:13,539
- I will sanction no alliance
- with the Middle Kingdom.
- 951
- 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:17,042
- - A marriage was promised.
- - And a marriage there will be.
- 952
- 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:22,882
- I would be honored
- to wed a prince of Qui Gong.
- 953
- 01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:24,091
- You?
- 954
- 01:03:24,176 --> 01:03:28,637
- My Lord, Fa Mulan, the hero of China.
- 955
- 01:03:29,347 --> 01:03:35,269
- A jewel in your crown far more dear
- than three mere princesses.
- 956
- 01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:41,525
- This is not what was agreed.
- 957
- 01:03:41,610 --> 01:03:47,239
- However, the Golden Dragon of Unity
- smiles upon you today.
- 958
- 01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:53,078
- And in view of the tragedy,
- I will accept your offer.
- 959
- 01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:58,709
- You will make a fine bride
- for my eldest son, Prince Jeeki.
- 960
- 01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:09,512
- This is her?
- 961
- 01:04:09,596 --> 01:04:11,639
- She's so old.
- 962
- 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:20,648
- Mulan said she was gonna
- finish the mission no matter what.
- 963
- 01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:23,275
- But how can she without us?
- 964
- 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,735
- By taking your place.
- 965
- 01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:27,696
- Shang's alive.
- 966
- 01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:30,324
- Shang, you're alive. You're alive.
- 967
- 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,287
- Mulan was right.
- 968
- 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:37,873
- No one should marry someone
- they don't love.
- 969
- 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:40,084
- I'm going to Qui Gong.
- 970
- 01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:42,962
- - We're going with you.
- - No, you're not. Stay here.
- 971
- 01:04:46,967 --> 01:04:48,884
- Would you say that was an order?
- 972
- 01:04:48,969 --> 01:04:52,513
- I would say it was a friendly suggestion.
- 973
- 01:04:54,099 --> 01:04:55,182
- Let's go.
- 974
- 01:05:08,071 --> 01:05:10,864
- Looks like we won't be a team
- after all, Mushu.
- 975
- 01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:14,493
- Mulan.
- 976
- 01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:20,040
- I would give up 1,000 pedestals
- if I could stop this.
- 977
- 01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:27,673
- I doubt even the Golden Dragon
- of Unity could stop this now.
- 978
- 01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:32,303
- Goodbye, Mushu.
- 979
- 01:06:16,556 --> 01:06:18,807
- My people,
- 980
- 01:06:18,892 --> 01:06:24,146
- the Golden Dragon of Unity,
- who guides us in all we do,
- 981
- 01:06:24,230 --> 01:06:29,985
- today sanctifies a union that will be
- a blessing for all of Qui Gong.
- 982
- 01:06:45,043 --> 01:06:46,418
- Of course I wanna stop it.
- 983
- 01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:48,629
- But what can one itty-bitty dragon do?
- 984
- 01:06:48,713 --> 01:06:51,423
- With the tying of this sash,
- 985
- 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:56,970
- we shall unite not only two lives,
- but two kingdoms.
- 986
- 01:07:00,684 --> 01:07:03,227
- - It's General Li Shang.
- - He's alive.
- 987
- 01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:11,110
- Yeah, Shang to the rescue.
- 988
- 01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:14,279
- Lucky for Lord Chin,
- because I was about to whip his butt.
- 989
- 01:07:20,078 --> 01:07:21,120
- You're alive.
- 990
- 01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:22,996
- I couldn't let you get married
- without me.
- 991
- 01:07:23,081 --> 01:07:25,207
- General, this is outrageous.
- 992
- 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:28,961
- - You will leave at once.
- - I'm not going anywhere.
- 993
- 01:07:29,921 --> 01:07:32,840
- - What are you doing?
- - I don't know. I'm winging it.
- 994
- 01:07:32,924 --> 01:07:36,301
- How dare you trample
- upon this sacred ceremony?
- 995
- 01:07:36,386 --> 01:07:39,138
- Oh, my gosh, he's gonna lower
- the hammer on Shang.
- 996
- 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:42,057
- Where is the dang Dragon of Unity
- when you need him?
- 997
- 01:07:44,477 --> 01:07:46,311
- Don't bother me now, Cri-Kee, I...
- 998
- 01:07:49,607 --> 01:07:52,818
- I have an idea.
- 999
- 01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:57,030
- My lord, I love Mulan,
- and I don't care what the rules say.
- 1000
- 01:07:57,323 --> 01:08:01,785
- If she'll have me, I intend to marry her
- right here, right now.
- 1001
- 01:08:01,870 --> 01:08:04,079
- Insolent dog.
- 1002
- 01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:05,289
- Seize him.
- 1003
- 01:08:05,373 --> 01:08:06,874
- - Shang.
- - Mulan.
- 1004
- 01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:14,006
- Yo, what's with all this drama?
- 1005
- 01:08:15,675 --> 01:08:19,011
- The Golden Dragon of Unity. He lives.
- 1006
- 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:20,304
- Mushu?
- 1007
- 01:08:28,021 --> 01:08:30,105
- You dang right, I live.
- 1008
- 01:08:30,190 --> 01:08:33,066
- So you best drop
- your dumpling-eating behind on down
- 1009
- 01:08:33,151 --> 01:08:35,569
- and tell me why we ain't busting out
- the vows already?
- 1010
- 01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:41,533
- But, Your Greatness, General Li Shang
- is not a son of Qui Gong.
- 1011
- 01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:43,160
- Silence!
- 1012
- 01:08:44,496 --> 01:08:48,123
- I am the Golden Dragon of Unity.
- 1013
- 01:08:48,208 --> 01:08:51,710
- And I decide whom to unify.
- 1014
- 01:08:52,212 --> 01:08:58,217
- My all-seeing eye has peered
- into the very heart of China.
- 1015
- 01:08:58,593 --> 01:09:03,764
- And I've never seen two people
- more right for one another
- 1016
- 01:09:03,848 --> 01:09:07,726
- than this lovely couple right here,
- Mulan and Shang.
- 1017
- 01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,770
- Give it up for them, would you please?
- 1018
- 01:09:10,939 --> 01:09:13,774
- Now, I command you
- to proceed at once.
- 1019
- 01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:15,984
- Yes, Your Greatness, as you command.
- 1020
- 01:09:16,069 --> 01:09:18,654
- Now let's get down to business.
- Mulan, do you love Shang?
- 1021
- 01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:20,155
- Of course you do.
- Shang, do you love Mulan?
- 1022
- 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:21,490
- Yes, very much, moving on.
- 1023
- 01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:24,576
- By the power vested in me, by me.
- 1024
- 01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:28,038
- I hereby pronounce you
- husband and wife.
- 1025
- 01:09:28,122 --> 01:09:29,915
- You got anything to say,
- Lord Double Chin?
- 1026
- 01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:32,709
- Yes. I mean, no.
- 1027
- 01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:35,128
- I mean, whatever you say.
- 1028
- 01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:45,472
- And furthermore, I hereby decree
- 1029
- 01:09:45,557 --> 01:09:47,724
- that the princesses
- of the Middle Kingdom,
- 1030
- 01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:48,851
- wherever they may be,
- 1031
- 01:09:48,935 --> 01:09:53,856
- are released from their vow and
- may marry whomsoever they please.
- 1032
- 01:09:53,940 --> 01:09:56,233
- And who pleases them,
- that's very important.
- 1033
- 01:09:56,818 --> 01:09:58,151
- Honey pie.
- 1034
- 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:52,998
- I can't believe
- I'm back on wake-up duty.
- 1035
- 01:10:54,334 --> 01:10:56,919
- Well, Mulan is happy.
- 1036
- 01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:59,671
- And if she's happy, I'm happy.
- 1037
- 01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:02,966
- Thank you, Cri-Kee.
- 1038
- 01:11:03,051 --> 01:11:04,927
- I did do good, didn't I?
- 1039
- 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:07,054
- Better get your rest, Mushu.
- 1040
- 01:11:07,138 --> 01:11:09,181
- I have a yoga session at dawn,
- 1041
- 01:11:09,265 --> 01:11:12,142
- and I don't want to be late
- for my greetings to the sun.
- 1042
- 01:11:12,226 --> 01:11:14,102
- And don't forget.
- 1043
- 01:11:14,187 --> 01:11:16,897
- I like to be awakened
- from my beauty sleep
- 1044
- 01:11:16,981 --> 01:11:20,192
- with a nice long foot massage.
- 1045
- 01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,778
- I think I'm gonna be sick.
- 1046
- 01:11:31,537 --> 01:11:34,790
- - Shang, what are you doing?
- - Watch and see.
- 1047
- 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:38,085
- - What is he doing?
- - It can't be.
- 1048
- 01:11:38,169 --> 01:11:40,963
- He's combining the family temples.
- 1049
- 01:11:41,172 --> 01:11:42,172
- No.
- 1050
- 01:11:42,256 --> 01:11:45,133
- Excuse me,
- what does that mean exactly?
- 1051
- 01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:46,426
- You know, for me?
- 1052
- 01:11:46,511 --> 01:11:47,761
- It means...
- 1053
- 01:11:47,845 --> 01:11:49,680
- Yeah, what, what? It means what?
- 1054
- 01:11:49,764 --> 01:11:54,518
- Unfortunately,
- you get to keep your pedestal.
- 1055
- 01:11:54,602 --> 01:11:56,311
- Yeah.
- 1056
- 01:11:56,396 --> 01:11:57,938
- I'm back, baby.
- 1057
- 01:11:58,022 --> 01:12:00,148
- I am back!
- 1058
- 01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:03,610
- Yes.
- 1059
- 01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:09,658
- So this is the famous Mushu?
- 1060
- 01:12:10,952 --> 01:12:13,996
- Somehow I pictured you bigger.
- 1061
- 01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:15,747
- Say what?
- 1062
- 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:18,500
- You told him about me? About us?
- 1063
- 01:12:19,252 --> 01:12:22,170
- I have no secrets
- from my husband, Mushu.
- 1064
- 01:12:22,255 --> 01:12:24,339
- I told him everything.
- 1065
- 01:12:24,757 --> 01:12:27,592
- "Everything" everything?
- 1066
- 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:31,596
- That's right,
- Great Golden Dragon of Unity.
- 1067
- 01:12:34,475 --> 01:12:35,892
- I still don't get it.
- 1068
- 01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:38,186
- What does combining our temples do?
- 1069
- 01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:41,148
- It gives me back my pedestal.
- 1070
- 01:12:42,233 --> 01:12:44,067
- Wait, but can you do this?
- 1071
- 01:12:44,152 --> 01:12:46,319
- - Aren't there rules?
- - Of course.
- 1072
- 01:12:46,404 --> 01:12:48,697
- Right next to the rules
- about dressing up like a man
- 1073
- 01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:50,198
- and joining the army.
- 1074
- 01:12:51,451 --> 01:12:52,534
- Well, what do you know?
- 1075
- 01:12:52,618 --> 01:12:54,786
- This thing just might work out after all.
- 1076
- 01:12:56,539 --> 01:12:59,124
- Hey, yo, where's my masseuse?
- 1077
- 01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:01,918
- Saving China gives me knots
- like you wouldn't believe.
- 1078
- 01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:04,296
- And what about my pedicure?
- 1079
- 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:06,298
- Let's get jamming on the toe jam,
- people.
- 1080
- 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:08,008
- And somebody heat up some oil.
- 1081
- 01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:10,218
- I don't know
- what we're gonna do with it yet,
- 1082
- 01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:12,220
- but it's gonna be good.
- 1083
- 01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,639
- Does a hero dragon
- deserve anything less?
- 1084
- 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,058
- Draw my bath.
- 1085
- 01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:21,480
- Warm my towels.
- Let the pampering begin.
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