/v/'s Final Song (FINAL UNEDITED VERSION)

So here we are, folks, the song to end it all,
Now let's look back on this amateur musical,
It began with >Kotaku and /v/'s intense asshurt-ery...
("Let's make some song parodies!")
One final song for reminiscence ("/v/-Man, fighter of the Mod-man!" [from "/v/-Man, Fighter of the Mod-man" from IV])
One little tune to say good-bye ("10 bux, the shills are all appearin'" [from "10Bux" from II])
One closing anthem as we look back... ("Join us, on the Xbox One!" [from "On The Xbox One" from III])
And we reflect on days gone by. ("I've got friends in the industry." [from "Friends in the Industry" from I])
Good ol' days of Irish gaymen, throwin' shade, and what went wrong,
We reflect on that in one final song.
From Broadway classics, to Disney's catchy tunes,
And crooning low, about game journos and all the Jews,
And we did it again and continued it annually... (One! Two! Three! Four! FIVE!)
One little song, recall the good times, ("One post, ahead of the fanboys..." [from "One Jump Ahead (Of The Janitors)" from I])
One final tune to drown out the bad, ("I'll be big for you..." [from "Big Guys Season 1 Opening" from III])
Another verse sung for our victories, ("TFYC!" [from "La Resistance" from II])
And when we made each other mad ("We're shitposting on /v/!" [from "Vidyamaniacs Theme Song" from IV])
Stuff like that Baneposting crap and Tilewood Fap were kinda wrong,
But it all leads us to...
One final song.
So make a sequel, for the money, and don't put effort in at all...
And remember that you're not Anthony Bu-urch...
Not to mention DLC and Kojima and >having fun...
Which is why we lift our voices as one...
Ohhhhh...
I hope this song's not too dramatic!
(It's way too dramatic, yeah!)
But it looks like I've run outta shitposts!
(No shitposts left to tell, no shitposts left to tell!)
[One or two voices sing the following while others sing the songs "One Jump Ahead (Of The Janitors)" from I, "La Resistance" from II (probably want to start from "Why did we have to start this war"), "Big Guys Season 1 Opening" from III and "Longest Download" from IV in the background]
One final song, we sing together
One little tune to say good-bye
We'll share these memories forever...
Our laughs, our fights, the tears we hide...
[back to one person]
Well /v/, I guess that's it.
Time to wrap it up.
But I'd like thank you for all these years...