Switchblocked Beforans

SWITCHBLOCKED BEFORUSCESTORS

REORDERED FROM MUTANT+GOD TIERS:
mutant - Damara - Witch of Life (Prospit)
maroon - Kurloz - Prince of Doom (Prospit)
brown - Aranea - Sylph of Heart (Prospit)
yellow - Porrim - Maid of Mind (Derse)
olive - Cronus - Bard of Breath (Derse)
jade - Horuss - Page of Blood (Derse)
teal - Kankri - Seer of Void (Prospit)
cerulean - Rufioh - Rogue of Hope (Prospit)
blue - Meenah - Thief of Time (Prospit)
indigo - Latula - Knight of Space (Derse)
purple - Meulin - Mage of Light (Derse)
Tyrian - Mituna - Heir of Rage (Prospit/Derse)

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MUTANT - DAMARA MEGIDO
Witch of Life in the Land of ???? and ????
あなたは他人を刺激する可能性があります奇数訛りで話す。 NOT SPEAK WELL. APOLOGIZE.
A cunning sort, who everyone tends to stay away from due to her behaviors. Rumored to have dated Rufioh once, before being outed as cheating on her. Some say that she was more culled than loved by Rufioh anyway, as she tends to show intense anger when culling behaviors are pulled on her.

MAROON - KURLOZ MAKARA
Prince of Doom in the Land of ???? and ????
:o)
Nobody knows why he sewed his mouth shut except his matesprit Meulin, and she'll never tell. He seems to have a close connection to Mituna and Damara, although he does seem to gravitate in Cronus's direction as well. He seems to be a very helpful sort, being rather docile when being culled.

BROWN - ARANEA SERKET
Sylph of Heart in the Land of ???? and ????
You 4re the confident one, it is you.
A bit spoiled due to culling culture, but is as sweet as can be. She tends to be very talkative, to where her moirail Meenah has to shut her up. Despite it, she tends to actually be a useful source of information.

YELLOW - PORRIM MARYAM
Maid of Mind in the Land of ???? and ????
Yo+u'd rather no+t have this discussio+n.
A rather lovely troll, she is taken care of by a reluctant Kankri, who sees fit to attempt being her moirail. She is just as powerful as Kanaya, but less willing to use her powers.

OLIVE - CRONUS AMPORA
Bard of Breath in the Land of ???? and ????
vwell, it's not like you VWANTED to do this silly thing.
He's still an ass, wanting to be humankin (Bruce Leekin specifically), although he seems rather uneasy around Kurloz; he never states why, although he hints it's because of their Alternian counterparts' relationship. Is Rufioh's moirail.

JADE - HORUSS ZAHHAK
Page of Blood in the Land of ???? and ????
--c<8 You simply adore herbs and the sort. You'd be s*lly to profess otherwise.
He's a little overbearing in his politeness, although Aranea hints it's better for him to be on your side rather than against you due to his knowledge of herbs and poisons. He'd do anything for his matesprit, Rufioh. He hints that he wants to be moirails with Meulin but doesn't know how to approach her for it.

TEAL - KANKRI VANTAS
Seer of Void in the Land of ???? and ????
D9n't make me gra6 the miles.
He means well, but he talks a lot about this and that and the other. He understands Alternian culture from a outside viewpoint, but doesn't seem to like being told he's wrong by someone who actually lived in it. He's currently trying to become Porrim's moirail and seems to have a flushcrush on Latula.

CERULEAN - RUFIOH NITRAM
Rogue of Hope in the Land of ???? and ????
oh, 1t's noth1ng unusual...just speak1ng as 1t 1s...
Cronus's moirail and Horuss's matesprit, Rufioh's basically like he is in canon, minus the horse body thing happening and a few other changes. He's not very confident in himself despite being a highblood, and finds some of the lowbloods rather creepy; he tries to cull Damara from time to time, but tends to get chased off by Kurloz's creepy behaviors.

BLUE - MEENAH PEIXES
Thief of Time in the Land of ???? and ????
so my music aint great you say W-ELL FUCK OFF B-EAC)(
She's still a moneyglubbing bully, but she doesn't use fish puns as often. She writes and plays music, and longs to be half as cool as her Alternian counterpart, Medandra. However, she doesn't have all of the supplies to be a proper Disjockriffer, and has to settle with some Beforan music technology.

INDIGO - LATULA PYROPE
Knight of Space in the Land of ???? and Frogs
do you 3v3n know how h4rd b31ng your m4t3spr1ts proph3t 1s???
She's still radical as ever, although she doesn't mind her lack of smell that much considering her dancestor's fate to be blind, which was more than likely Latula's counterpart's fate. She tends to be very hush-hush about the things she and Mituna do, although it's implied that she hangs out with Kurloz's little group as well.

PURPLE - MEULIN LEIJON
Mage of Light in the Land of ???? and ????
(=｀ω´=) < YOU TRY NOT TO BE TOO MUCH OF A BOFURR, YOU SWEAR!!!
Nobody really knows how she ended up deaf, although it's implied that it has something to do with Kurloz sewing his mouth shut. She tends to cull Kurloz often by instinct, although she acts rather cat-like when she does so. Meenah finds her rather creepy, but Meulin herself is actually rather friendly and outgoing.

TYRIAN - MITUNA CAPTOR
Heir of Rage in the Land of ???? and ????
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He seems to be quite level-headed, albeit mysterious. Matesprits with Latula, moirails with Kurloz, he's a force not to be messed with. Having run away to one of the Alternian moons to put some of his plans into motion, he eventually put together the pieces to the session by influencing everyone just right, causing massive infighting and eventual need for the Scratch.