iCanarys

<Sol>: wrong_way
<Sol>: heads or tails
<Wrong_Way>: tails never fails
<Wrong_Way>: tails never failllsss
Sol flips the coin
<Wrong_Way>: also salvador!
<Sol>: tails
<Wrong_Way>: WOO
<Sol>: you win!
<Wrong_Way>: what do i win?
<Sol>: a free---
<Wrong_Way>: a free....?
<Sol>: A FREE IPOD
<Wrong_Way>: oh, that's cool.
<Wrong_Way>: does it come with music or no?
Sol hands mark a Icanary, a canary shaped ipod, and then hides behind the blast guard
*** Sol is now known as Canary
<Canary>: No, but it has 90$ on it to spend on music
<Wrong_Way>: Is it actual music, or is it just birds chirping?
<Salvador>: huh someone say my name?
<Wrong_Way>: yes salva
<Wrong_Way>:
<Canary>: no dude you
<Wrong_Way>: fur you
Canary walks back to mark and them
<Canary>: Its got like a giftcard on it
<Canary>: you plug it into your computer, connect to itunes
<Canary>: and then it will automatically redeem a code thats built into the icanary
<Wrong_Way>: Oh...so I can't use it on my regular ipod?
<Canary>: so you can download any musi-
<Canary>: Well, you could
<Canary>: You just need to connect it to itunes, and itunes will redeem the code off it
<Canary>: so if you did that, then unplugged the icanary, then plugged in your ipod
<Canary>: youd still have the credit
<Wrong_Way>: Oh..that's neat.
<Wrong_Way>: well, i dunno, it seems pretty time consuming...
<Canary>: well Its basically just a gift card that you dont have to punch the digits in one at a time
<Canary>: its automatic, just plug in
<Canary>: Youre saving time
<Wrong_Way>: Yeah but, i've got like enough cds....
<Wrong_Way>: i don't really feel this itunes stuff.
<Canary>: well ya dont need to use the code
<Canary>: you can just download your cds onto the icanary just as easily
<Wrong_Way>: I guess...
<Wrong_Way>: I'll do it later.
<Wrong_Way>: I gotta get home and feed the turtle and stuff...
<Wrong_Way>: but uh, i'll see if i'll get around to it.
<Canary>: Well no ones forcing you to do it
<Canary>: its a prize dude, do what you want with it, sell it on ebay for all i care
<Wrong_Way>: Oh okay...
<Canary>: something wrong mark? You can talk to me, im your nemesis. Its what Im here for.
<Wrong_Way>: I feel like it could've been more canary themed. I mean, everyone's giving iCanarys these days.
*** Salvador is now known as Straight_Shot
<Canary>: "...y-you dont like it?"
<Straight_Shot>: Look, tweety bird, I'm gonna seem a bit brutally honest here
<Wrong_Way>: I do...
<Wrong_Way>: But uh..
<Straight_Shot>: What's an iCanary really
<Canary>: "...wait"
<Canary>: "Wait..."
<Canary>: "Was tweety a canary?"
<Straight_Shot>: becuase if this is the material you're gonna be giving out as our nemesis- yes tweety was a canary"
<Wrong_Way>: "Was he?"
<Canary>: "What? I thought he was just some random bird"
<Canary>: "Like, nonspecific"
<Straight_Shot>: "Look what I'm saying is as up and coming heroes we need to keep our options open"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, I think I agree with Canary with that one..."
<Straight_Shot>: "Dude I can't lie"
<Canary>: "Just because you cant lie, doesnt mean you cant be confused or misinformed"
<Wrong_Way>: "You could've read it on a fake wikipedia page or something."
<Straight_Shot>: "Guys"
<Canary>: "Yeah, I use to believe that shamrock shakes were shamrock flavored, but thats just some crazy stuff I heard. Now when I told people it was, that aint me lyin because I thought it was the truth"
<Straight_Shot>: "Tweety bird is a canary look it up"
<Straight_Shot>: "Yeah but dude you can lie"
<Straight_Shot>: "Thats like an entirely different thing"
<Canary>: "...Im looking up the definition of a lie"
<Wrong_Way>: "Ohohoh, Canary got you good, Straight."
<Canary>: "if it says that it aint if you dont know, then it isnt."
Canary pulls out his icanary to browse the internet
<Straight_Shot>: "Dude tweety is a canary"
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm looking at the looney tunes wiki right now"
<Canary>: the way, direction, or position in which something lies. GOLF the position in which a golf ball comes to rest, esp. as regards the ease of the next shot. the lair or place of cover of an animal or a bird.
<Canary>: the fuck is this...
<Straight_Shot>: "On my visor man and it clearly says he's a yellow canary"
<Canary>: there is so many synonyms for lies jeez
<Straight_Shot>: "You're looking up the wrong word"
<Straight_Shot>: "I think you're just mad you didn't know Tweety was a canary"
<Canary>: oH
<Canary>: wait
<Canary>: I found it
<Straight_Shot>: "This is third grade stuff man"
<Straight_Shot>: http://looneytunes.wikia.com/wiki/Tweety_Bird
<Canary>: "an intentionally false statement. "Mungo felt a pang of shame at telling Alice a lie"
<Canary>: "INTENTIONALLY"
<Wrong_Way>: I dunno straight, I've always felt that Tweety bird was like any bird you know?
<Straight_Shot>: "Dude I just sent you the official wiki page"
<Straight_Shot>: "What more do you want, slick?"
<Canary>: "...i dont think its the official page dude"
<Wrong_Way>: I-I...I'm not sure man.
<Canary>: "Looks more like a fan page, but your right it says hes a canary"
<Straight_Shot>: "Every single page says he's a canary"
<Wrong_Way>: Fine, I guess I'll take that as enough proof.
<Canary>: "Heads a bit off"
<Wrong_Way>: ...What were we talking about earlier?
<Canary>: "...you were saying how you didnt like your gift"
<Canary>: "And....shit"
<Canary>: "What are your names?"
<Straight_Shot>: "It's a cartoon you doofus"
<Canary>: "Did we ever introduce eachother?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Of course the head isn't right"
<Wrong_Way>: "What, how do you NOT know our names? I put the fear in turtle related justice."
<Canary>: "You guys came, beat me up and i was put in a squad car"
<Canary>: "Heroes dont go on huge monologues about who they are"
<Straight_Shot>: "It's because we have a sense of business"
<Canary>: "Plus I dont get news channel in turtle-prison"
<Canary>: "Oh be nice"
Canary extends a hand to straight for a shake
Wrong_Way eyes canary's hand with a stink eye
<Canary>: "The Canary; flight themed egomaniac, arch, owner of a moped"
<Straight_Shot>: "I heard there was a bill about being passed requiring mutants to have access to current events"
<Straight_Shot>: "That one gold guy"
<Canary>: "Im not a mutant"
<Canary>: "plus"
<Canary>: "I was in a canadian prison"
<Straight_Shot>: "I don't know what to tell you man"
<Canary>: "Tell me your name, and shake my hand"
<Straight_Shot>: "You say be nice so I try and then you just shoot me down"
Canary still has his hand extended
<Straight_Shot>: "What no I keep a secret identity"
<Wrong_Way>: "Dude, don't shake his hand."
<Canary>: "Dude, no your super name"
<Wrong_Way>: "He'll probably rip it off or something."
<Straight_Shot>: "I'm not"
<Canary>: "Tell me your name, or Ill have to call you captain arrows or something"
<Wrong_Way>: "It's brutal up there in canadian prisons."
<Straight_Shot>: "Have some imagination man"
<Canary>: "Im not trying to insult you, there. I just think im at a disadvantage."
<Canary>: "You know my nom de crime, but I dont know your nom de...heroics?"
<Canary>: "Im not asking for your clark kent, just your superman."
Canary puts his hand back to his side
Wrong_Way sighs.
<Wrong_Way>: "Listen, maybe we can talk this over..."
<Straight_Shot>: "I don't think we're on superman's level"
<Canary>: "...You know what, its fine."
<Canary>: "Lets just....what were you saying earlier?"
<Canary>: "Before the tweety stuff?"
<Straight_Shot>: "I uh"
<Straight_Shot>: "SOmething about iCanarys"
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh right!"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah, something like that..."
<Straight_Shot>: "Is that seriously your current evil plan?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Woah, evil plan?"
<Canary>: ".....you didnt even remember did you?"
Canary scoffs
<Canary>: "Its the anniversery of our archness..archessity........when we became arches"
<Wrong_Way>: "...A whole year?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw jeez we forgot to get a gift!"
<Straight_Shot>: "And you're kicking it off with ipods?"
<Canary>: "I work my ass off designing an icanary,and putting 90$ on them"
<Wrong_Way>: "I mean, uh...we totally didn't forget.."
<Straight_Shot>: "I didn't think it was the kind of thing you got a gift for"
<Canary>: "Well, they are cellphones, internet access, movie players, its 2023 everything can be done on these things"
<Canary>: "And they FLY"
<Canary>: "Yes its the thing you get a gift for"
<Straight_Shot>: "I think they could do that like ten years ago, tweety"
Wrong_Way whispers to Straight "What do you have in your pockets right now. Maybe we can combine them."
Canary hands straight his icanary, it has a little quiver on its back and a little domino mask can be seen on its face. Great detail and craftsmanship has been put into it.
Wrong_Way whispers "I've got like, a piece of string, a nickel and some lint."
<Canary>: "They could fly ten years ago..?
<Canary>: "
<Wrong_Way>: "Don't worry man, we have something..."
Straight_Shot whispers back "I've got two dollars and a spare bow string"
Straight_Shot "cash?"
Canary is thinking these kids totally forgot, and he should have been a dentist like his mother wanted him to be.
Wrong_Way whispers back "Or linty bow string. It can work out."
Wrong_Way whispers "Let's just do both. He's bound to like one, right?"
Canary wonders what happend to batface
<Straight_Shot>: "You give cash, I'll give bow string"
Straight_Shot hands over 2 dollars to WW
Wrong_Way whispers "Deal."
<Canary>: "I am like"
<Canary>: "Less than three feet away from you two"
Wrong_Way gives the small amount of lint to SS
<Canary>: "Do you honestly think I cant hear you at this distance?"
<Straight_Shot>: "At least we cared enough for this"
<Wrong_Way>: "HEY! Do WE easpdrop on your conversations?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Anyways, happy kwanza."
<Canary>: "I dont know, maybe? Isnt that detective work for you guys?"
Straight_Shot hands over bow string
Wrong_Way holds out the two dollars and nickel for Canary
<Straight_Shot>: "It was the one I used to shoot you with when we uh"
<Straight_Shot>: "firs became arches or whatever"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah..."
Canary takes the bow string and coins
<Wrong_Way>: "Uh, that nickel was probably used for gas money."
<Canary>: "...."
Canary has a single tear running down his face
<Straight_Shot>: "And I would be retching if I lied about that"
Canary pulls them in for a group hug, you realize hes very tall and lanky
<Straight_Shot>: "So it must be true"
<Wrong_Way>: "Yeah-oh jesus, we're getting a hug."
<Canary>: "You remembered the exact amount of money they took from me when I was arrested"
<Canary>: "And that they took my favorite lucky piece of lint, and bow string"
<Canary>: "You do care..."
Wrong_Way lets out a nervous chuckle "Yeah we do..."
Canary hugs them with abnormally strong force, that makes you wonder where this was during the fight
Canary lets go
<Canary>: "That was nice, Ill be sure to drop back soon. My secretary will schedule an appointment for us to do the hero/villain thing.
<Canary>: "Kill ya soon, sincerely your arch the canary"
Canary throws a smokebomb
<Straight_Shot>: "I don't think you have a secretary"
<Wrong_Way>: "Shush, he might still be there."
Canary scrambles to change a tape in the boombox to there right before the smoke clears
Canary can be seen finishing this up as the smoke finally clears
<Canary>: ...
Canary throws another smokebomb
Canary clicks play, and flys off
<Canary>: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
Wrong_Way plays around in his pockets and realizes he misses that nickel.
<Wrong_Way>: "...Let's just go home Straight."
<Canary>: youve both got several hundred dollar icanaries, and even if you dont like that 90 dollars in free music for any system]
<Straight_Shot>: "How come you never call me, Guile?"
<Wrong_Way>: "I don't know man, why do you call me slick all the time?"
<Straight_Shot>: "I call you kemo sabe, slick"
<Wrong_Way>: "I dunno, it feels like you call me slick more than kemo sabe."
<Wrong_Way>: "...What does kemo sabe even mean, anyways?"
<Straight_Shot>: "Dude, Lone Ranger and Tanto"
<Canary>: As the song finishes up, you are both startled by yet another smoke bomb filling the area
Canary flys back
<Straight_Shot>: "The greatest fictional duo like ever"
Canary picks up his boombox
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh shoot, he's back.."
<Canary>: "Cant leave this"
<Straight_Shot>: "Tanto calls the Ranger Kemo Sabe it means trusted friend"
<Straight_Shot>: "Oh hey, tweety"
<Wrong_Way>: "Ssssh, he's using another smoke bomb."
<Canary>: "Hey...
Canary remembers he never got his name, so he tries to think of something clever, witty, and drole
<Canary>: "...Hey...ARROW FART"
Canary flys off into the sunset, a job well done
Wrong_Way looks to Straight, trying to keep a straight face
<Wrong_Way>: "...Arrow fart?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Oh jeez, he's going to keep calling you that..."
<Straight_Shot>: "Seriously?"
<Wrong_Way>: "Every single time..."
<Canary>: should have just said your name was straight_shot]
<Canary>: dont even know why that was an issue]
<Straight_Shot>: "He's the one who gets the broken teeth and jai time"
<Straight_Shot>: [I had actually half way typed up a response but then you moved the conversation along]
<Canary>: sorry bout that]
<Wrong_Way>: "At least he's not being called Arrow Fart."
Wrong_Way continues to laugh at this.
<Canary>: ...
<Canary>: shit i just realized you two fit that old riddle
Straight_Shot climbs into trunk and shuts the lid behind him
<Canary>: the one about the brothers guarding the doors to heaven and hell. One only speaks the truth, and one only speaks in lies.
<Wrong_Way>: "Aw Straight, I didn't really mean it..."
<Straight_Shot>: The faint sound of CCR can be heard from within the trunk
<Sol>: could be worse
<Sol>: could be called wrong fart
<Wrong_Way>: true true
<Sol>: which ya wont
<Sol>: canary aint completely stupid, hes goofy
<Sol>: and his powers are weird sure, but they are still no joke
<Sol>: You wont be called arrow fart
<Sol>: this just main chat shenanigans