[FR] Day Girlfriend wants a baby

>Day Girlfriend wants a baby in Equestria.
>”Anonymous?”
>A pair of hooves shake your body.
>”Anonymous, we are ready to continue~”
>You groan as your marefriend licks up your neck.
“We just finished a couple hours ago Luna. Can't I get some sleep?”
>”No! You are not allowed to sleep until we are with child. Now wake up royal lover and do your royal loving~”
>She continues to use that sultry tone that used to drive you wild.
>Now all it does is drive fear through your body.
“Can't I have a minute to get ready first?...”
>Luna sighs and relents, kissing you on the forehead before turning to leave the room.
>”We will be back in a moment then. Our constant sexual endeavors have left us a bit peckish. Do you wish for us to bring you something Anon?”
>You groan and lift yourself up right, rubbing your eyes.
“A muffin and some juice please.”
>”Very well... We do love you Anonymous, you are still aware of this, right?”
>Just because she is being hormone driven to have a baby doesn't mean she isn't the mare who stole your heart.
“Of course Luna, I know. See you in a few?”
>The mare smiles, nodding before heading to the royal kitchen.
>Considering how far it is, you have maybe twenty minutes before she gets back.
>Time to take your morning piss.
>As you drag yourself to the bathroom, something feels off.
>Like something is missing.
>You lift the toilet seat and pull your limp dick out of your boxers to piss.
>Wait a minute...
>No morning wood.
>Whoo hoo!
>No chance to piss on the toilet this morning.
>A sigh escapes you as the stream of liquid leaves your body.
>Not a drop made it out of the bowl.
>You flush away the morning stink and scratch your balls.
>...
>And scratch your balls.
>...
>Scratch your...
>Where are your balls?
>You grab Luna's mirror from the counter and position it to look at your crotch.
>Everything else is there; penis, pubes, but no testicles!
>What happened to your sack?!
>As you start to panic, a letter falls from the air to your head.
>You wash your hands before opening it.
>”Dear Anon. I'm sorry if this causes you any inconvenience, but I borrowed your balls for the day. My new bitch is into herms and your sack was the best looking one in the entire castle (I checked). I'll  bring it back as soon as I am finished, so in a few days. Love, your not quite step sister, Celly~ P.S. If Flash Sentry wonders where his dick is, tell him that the new armor makes it invisible. P.P.S. I took his dick too. P.P.P.S. To fuck my bitch in the butt. P.P.P.P.S. High five!”
>The bitch took your balls!
>If Luna finds out-
>*Knock knock knock*
>There is a knocking coming from your balcony window.
>It's Sombra; wearing a cheap pair of glasses, fake mustache, and a suit while carrying around a briefcase.
>You don't have time for this shit, your ball-less.
>Opening the door, Sombra steps in.
“Get the fuck out Sombra, I don't have time to deal with this.”
>”Si, time. I help you save time.”
>Right, he's a Mexican.
“No wanto to buyo anythingo. So geto the fucko outo my roomo.”
>He cocks his head.
>”No want buy testicles?”
“I saido... wait, testicles? As in balls?”
>”Si, balls.”
>He opens the briefcase to show a large array of testicles.
>... Pony testicles.
“Where did you get these?”
>”No ask questions, want buy?”
>Normally you would have kicked the has-been king out by now, but he could be of help.
“How much for these?”
>You point to a pair that look relatively similar to your old ones.
>”Fifty bits.”
“Fifty bits?! Nigga, are you crazy or just stupid?!”
>He closes the briefcase, giving you the stink eye while getting ready to leave.
“Wait! How about forty bits?”
>”Fifty five.”
“What?! Why'd you add five?”
>”You call me stupid. Fifty five or nothing.”
>Reaching for you wallet, your grumble at the con artist.
“Fifty five bits... fucking jew pone... not even good balls.”
>Sombrero takes the bits and hands you the balls.
>”I attach for you, ten bits.”
“Fucki-fine!”
>You force ten more bits into his hoof as he shoots your crotch with magic.
>The horse testicles are now in place where your regular ones would be.
>”Nice doing business with you senor, have a nice day.”
>Beanerbra walks out the balcony and jumps onto the ground.
>Guards yell out and you can hear hoofsteps galloping away.
>You sigh and hear a knocking at the door.
>Turning around, you see Luna.
>She is dressed in some of the sexiest/sluttiest lingerie you have ever seen.
>Her back is against the door sill as she slides down it.
>”Are you ready for us Anonymous?~”
>She turns so her plot is facing you.
>She walks backwards, pulling in a cart full of breakfast foods.
>Mostly protein rich stuff like eggs and fish.
“Y-You bet I am!”
>You make a silent prayer she doesn't feel like giving head today.


>Day delivery in Equestria.
>It's been nine months since Luna told you she was pregnant.
>Celestia is with you in the waiting room, looking at you with worry in her eyes.
>”Did you ever tell her that the child may not be yours?”
“No. Did you ever tell your -bitch- that her kid might be mine?”
>”No...”
>Celestia returned your balls to you after two weeks.
>They smelt worse than that time you walked in on her in the middle of an orgy.
>It took a full day of washing to clean them.
>Celestia switches which leg she has crossed, accidentally giving you an eyeful of your old temp testicles.
“You're still wearing them?”
>”They feel comfy.”
>You nod, knowing that feel.
>”Mr. Anonymous?”
>A nurse is calling for you from behind a desk.
“Yes?”
>”Your child is here, would you like to see?”
>In truth, you didn't.
>The thought of knocking Luna up with someone else's child frightened you.
“Of course.”
>But she was still your marefriend and you would raise the child whether it was yours or not.
>The nurse leads you to the room they were keeping Luna in.
>Her mane is a mess and she looks so tired.
>But the smile on her face tells you just how happy she is.
>”Come Anon, say hello to your daughter.”
>The beating in your heart is getting so fast you can feel each thump and bump.
>You step forward, next to Luna.
>She lifts the blanket.
>...
>It... it's human.
>She's human!
>Your daughter, and it is YOUR daughter, is so beautiful.
>Well, not really.
>All babies are ugly.
>But she is beautiful as well.
>Luna lowers the blanket further to show that the newborn's bottom half is that of a pony.
>Half human and half pony.
>She can't be a centaur since she only has two legs.
“Luna... she's... she's...”
>”I know Anonymous... I love you.”
>She kisses you as tears run down your cheeks.
>The baby starts to cry a bit.
>Just a  whimper here and there.
“Heh, hey there little girl. I'm your daddy.”
>You place your hand on the blanket behind her head.
“Does she have a name yet?”
>”We thought it would be appropriate for you to choose one Anon. Perhaps a reminder of your world?”
>Something from your world that reminded you of the moon...
“How about Crescent? Not quite a full moon, but something nice to look at.”
>Luna giggles, rocking the child.
>”Crescent will make a fine name... Perhaps a first one?”
>Right, like she would actually allow you to name your kid something so simple.
“Well, for now... Hey little Crescent.”
>The tiny thing whimpers some more, curling up.
>Either you got lucky or someone up there likes you.


>”Push!”
>You cringe as you push again.
>The kind of pain you are going through should not exist!
>”Waaah!”
>”Congratulations! It's a... what in the world is this thing?”
>Did some son of a bitch just call your child a thing?!
>You pull yourself up to deck the stallion when you get a glimpse of your child.
“... What is that?”
>”I... have no idea.”
>It's upper body is some sort of naked creature while it's lower is clearly pony.
>”Errr, it's a boy? Yeah, definitely a penis.”
>The doctor hands you your half pony half something child.
>... You should have known that asking your marefriend to go herm for you wouldn't result in anything normal.
>Fucking Celestia.