The Gluttonous Goddess

"QUICK GET THOSE MATZO BALLS OUT, SHE'S BEEN WAITING FOR THOSE!"

"WHAT'S THE UPDATE ON THAT HONEYBUTTER GLAZED PIG?"

"KALI IS HUNGRY, ISN'T THAT MUCH OF A REASON TO GO FASTER!?"

This has been going on for hours now. People going back to fourth frantically, going as fast as they can to cook up and serve every scrap of food they had. Dozens of chefs working tirelessly to make everything on the menu. Everything you could possibly think of, from Dragon Lobster steamed to perfection to grilled hare with spiced raisins. Mountains of food in many different varieties was being prepared and brought out the door as if food was disappearing as fast as it was being made. The establishment that was in pure chaos at the moment was a bathhouse, a place where people can go to relax, take a herbal bath and dine on rich food from a rather extensive menu.

The bathhouse was the only one in a decently large city located in a country with no name. It was mostly composed of deserts and the culture and architecture was like a mix of Indian or Arabian culture. This culture, like many others had a religion which concerned a large roster of gods and goddesses, each having certain duties and powers related to certain attributes. These gods and goddesses were actually very social with mortals and interacted with the people they are worshiped by. Some even visit villages and cities and mingle with them every so often and you can bet your turban that people both peasant and prince alike would kiss up to them in any way they can.

Back at the bathhouse dozens of people, both patrons and employees there were swarming around an empty bath tub. Every person there was holding a dish of some kind, begging for it to be taken by the person that were so enamored by. Hundreds of the dishes being prepared and served at once was all for one single woman. This woman was Kali, The Goddess of good fortune, prosperity, good luck, generosity, good health, the harvest, the vine, the feast and indulgence. Kali was a goddess that loved food and the drink more then anything in the universe and was one of the most popular goddesses around due to the things she was associated with and the fact that her red hair, which was constantly wet and never dry was capable of producing pieces of gold, the beads of water instantaneously materializing into gold pieces upon dripping off from her scarlet hair.

Kali was well known for showering the adoring public with gold in exchange for offerings, food to be precise. Her generosity combined with her weakness for food has made her quite infamous to both gods and mortals. One legend says Kali once ate all of the fish in the ocean and almost drank the ocean itself to wash it down. Another said she once ate the food from a shrine that was meant for another god. Because of her gluttonous actions, Daemon, the Father of the Universe and Creator of Man took away her stomach to atone for her gluttony. As a result, Kali became a bottomless pit who could never be satisfied no matter how much she ate. Kali didn't mind this however, it just meant she could eat even more now. Her gluttony was truly boundless before but now, she's a non-stopping eating machine.

Kali sat in the empty bathhouse tub, surrounded by all kinds of delicious food. She feasted with great gusto packing away dish after dish. Towering mountains of empty dishes, plates, bowls and even entire stew pots and woks were behind her, some even licked clean. Kali, who was usually a thin & trim goddess now had an enormous gut that was filled with hundreds of pounds of food she packed away so far. Her belly slowly grew larger and larger as she ate. Her thin legs were crossed, allowing her engorged middle to rest in the center of her legs. Her tattoo of a spiraling black snake grew into a more spacious spiral, as if even the tattoo was becoming strained by it's owner's intake.

Kali made a large array of noises as she scarfed down her offerings. Everything from loud smacking sounds, moans of pleasure and burps of satisfaction. Not one grain of rice or splash of sauce dripped on her bountiful chest or intimating middle. Not a single crumb was left on her lips or cheeks as Kali quickly slurped up any morsel that tried to escape her gluttonous wrath. She was like a living vacuum, her eating was savage and yet precised, being able to eat what have to be literal tons of food and not get a single crumb on herself or the floor. She would constantly licked her fingers and hands as well to make sure she hasn't wasted any precious flavors. Her belly didn't seem like it was her food's only stop as her chest also plumped up as she ate, a detail some of the patrons noticed. Some even fantasized how large her breasts will become after her feast eventually comes to an end.

People placed a new plate or bowl right after she was done with the previous one. Her bottles of pure, cooking alcohol (which used to be wine right before they ran out) was refilled immediately after she guzzled it down. Not wanting to slow down her intake of food, Kali would would tap the jug with a spoon or fork to signify a refill, these people were determined to appease her in every way so they can get their reward. She gleefully chomped down on what was her sixteenth deluxe shish-kabob. She bit down and yanked off the giant, juicy cuts of rich bison and roasted onion and munched away before swallowing, the contents being visible through large lumps in her throat before they slid down and added to Kali's overgrowing breasts and belly. Kali lead out a loud belch right before getting back to her feast, not missing a beat.

"Here's another Fried Japanese Toad mistress Kali!" One of the two men said holding a large platter carrying the giant, fried amphibian resting on a bed of leafy greens and entire baked potatoes. The two men bowed as they handed her the platter. Kali smiled wildly, her sharp, shark-like teeth gleamed in the sunlight. She grabbed the large toad and pulled it up to her mouth, being a goddess she had more strength then any mortal man on Earth allowing her to pick up the 25kg beast with one hand.

"Who wants to see me shotgun this thing!?" Kali said to the audience of beggars, they all cheered enthusiastically in response. Kali bit down on the the head furiously with her shark-like teeth, causing it's fatty juices to pour out from it's rich flesh. She held it up high and quickly gobbled it up, in a matter of seconds she already had half of the gigantic treat in her mouth. The beggars all starring with eyes of disbelief, some were too speechless to say anything while others continued to cheer for her. She pushed the toad down her throat while she chomped down hard getting a good taste of the fatty juices and spices until the back legs and tail were only visible. Kali made a large slurping sound and with that the remaining piece of the toad was gone, just another contributor to her growing belly.

The beggars cheered in response to this feat. Kali lead out a loud and proud belch and patted her huge belly, her enlarged breasts moving around like two large cups of pudding. She then sucked the remaining fatty juices from her fingers and continued on with her feast, starting with the platter of greens and potatoes that used to house the giant fried toad. She lifted the platter with both hands and inhaled the contents of the platter. All the leaves, tomatoes and entire baked potatoes disappeared into the Goddess' mouth as if she was sucking in air. Kali's cheeks stretched like rubber as she chewed up the remaining potatoes with child-like glee. She threw the metal platter to her side as she gulped down the rest of the potatoes and greens. Kali belched in accomplishment as she moved on with her feast.

After that she went to the huge bowl of fried rice that looked like it was meant for a family of twelve. The rice was a glistening shade of brown and was filled with bits of carrots, onions, beef, fish, fried scrambled egg, bacon, peas, ginger and a assortment of other ingredients. Kali lifted the large bowl up and quickly gobbled the rice down, using her hand to force shovel the rice down faster. Kali made inhuman gulping noises and a waterfall of fried rice came pouring down. She placed the now empty bowl down with and a grabbed a huge tuna-like fish with lemon slices, she slid the entire fish down her mouth and yanked it out, all of the flesh being instantly stripped from the bone, then to a large flank of meat that she placed in her mouth like a cigar and poured a hefty amount of spicy mustard from the bowl, she then gobbled that down similarly to how a dog would.

"Kali please, have some of my veggie stir fry!" A brown skinned man with a large pointed nose begged handing her the wok but was pushed aside by a very tall and muscular man with blonde hair.

"No, no Kali have my watermelon parfait, I know how much you love watermelon!" The man said flexing his arm, he was then smacked in the back of the head by short and fat man.

"You idiot, your suppose to save desserts for last, here Kali have my kidney bean pot pie!" The man said with a disproportionately squeaky voice.

This started an argument among the audience with which of there food should Kali eat next. Kali noticed her intake of new food started to slow down. she placed her jug of pure, non-drinking alcohol after gulping some of it and spoke out.

"Everyone calm down! Just keep the food coming, I want to eat EVERYTHING!" Kali said as she slid her fingers into her wet, red hair and flicked her hands out, showering the audience with gold that materialized from her hair. They saw this and started to immediately pass her food, people who did went back to try and grab as much gold from the ground as possible. Kali sighed with relief and went back to scarfing down her offerings with pleasure. Taking an entire box filled with dim sum and gulping the contents down her throat, her sharp teeth ripping them to shreds and showing their contents for the brief second before going missing down her throat and into her belly. Kali threw the large box, hitting someone in the face without her noticing. After that, she grabbed each individual egg roll that rested on a plate by her side and ate one seemingly whole right after the other until all ten were gone. she then grabbed the plate and ate the bed of veggies that the eggrolls were placed over.

"Mistress Kali, can i... can... CAN I RUB YOUR BELLY!?" A young girl wearing a blue jacket and missing a tooth said as her cheeks blushed. Some of the people around her deadpanned in response to her odd request. Kali looked over to the girl with her razor filled mouth in the middle of tearing apart an entire ham. She ripped a huge chunk of it and pulled into her mouth and then made a "come here" motion with her finger as she chewed.

The young girl leaped over the rim and into the bathtub, she stepped over the tons of dishes and food, making sure not to step on any of Kali's precious morsels and went over to her expanding middle. It was starting to make it's way past her lap and was nearly going to touch the floor of the bathtub, it looked even bigger in person, with tears in her eyes she placed her dainty hand on her tattooed belly and instantly felt a very warm and comforting aura radiate from it. She started to rub it, it was packed tight so it made very subtle ripples as she rubbed it, The girl placed her head on her belly, she heard the loud rumbling noises it made which instinctively caused her to rub it faster. The girl started to drool as she was in complete bliss. Her motions made the gluttonous goddess burped more but that didn't slow her down one bit. She grabbed the head of the pig that she ate down to the bone moments ago and grabbed the apple from it's mouth, the entire apple went disappeared into her mouth and she started to chew the whole thing, core and all.

"Girl, come *burp* here for a moment." Kali asked the girl who was rubbing her belly, she perked up and crawled to her again, trying to avoid knocking over her dishes. "Tell me if this peach tastes funny to *burp* you." Kali said as she passed her the peach, the girl hesitated at first but she took her offering and bit it, it was possibly the sweetest peach she has ever tasted, it was most probably first pick so that the owners of the bathhouse could impress Kali. The juices of the peach covered her lips. "It tastes gre-" but before she could finish, Kali placed her lips onto her and gave her a smooch, getting a taste of the peach's juices herself, all of the men in the crowed had blood spurting out of their nose in response to this passionate kiss.


One Hour Later


"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE ALL OUT!?" A large fat man screamed with flaring nostrils.

"I mean were out, we've completely ran out of stock, Kali has officially eaten everything we have sir!" A waitress said trying to calm down her boss. His eyes widened with a profound look of fear in them.

"E-even the leftovers?" He asked.

"Everything sir." She said with bleakness.

*BUUUUUUUUUURP*

Just then a gigantic burp rang out, it was so loud that it shook the entire establishment, lights flicked and towers of used dishes fell and broke. The boss, waitresses and cooks quickly ran out of the kitchen and swam through the crowd to check on Kali, what they saw was a breath taking sight. Kali's belly was now so big that it completely swallowed up her legs and completely eclipsed her face from a frontal view, her belly was bigger than even some of the fattest men and woman in the city while the rest of Kali's body was still as slim as ever. Except her breasts of course which have tripled in size and hugged her top tightly, begging to be free from their containment. Her breasts rested on top of her huge

Her belly was so expanded by it's rich, decadent contents that that snake tattoo looked slightly faded, in the front of her behemoth belly was a teenage girl who was now sleeping and using her belly as a pillow which got the owner of the bathhouse extremely agitated as his face turned red, appalled by this kind of dis-respect to a goddess but his anger was interrupted with a tapping noise, Kali tapped an empty wok with a spoon, which made the owner's blood run cold.

"Alright guys keep it coming, I'm feeling like a third watermelon surprise this time with double the honey dipped mango slices on the side!" Kali licked her lips with anticipation and looked over to her crowed which included the mustached owner of the joint who was looking as grey as a wraith. "Hey what's the hold up?" Kali questioned as she rubbed her belly.

"M-m-m-mistress K-K-Kali, I'm sorry but it would appear that you have eaten everything in stock, there's... no more food." The owner said as if he was fearing what would come next. Kali's eyes widened and then made a pouting face, she looked over to her belly and started to tap the top with her thin fingers. Every person that surrounded Kali looked at her with baited breath, everyone was silent the only sound that could be heard was the snoring of the girl sleeping on her belly.

"Very well." Kali said as she placed her hands together, her snake tattoo glowed with a blinding, golden light, causing everyone to gasp. Her belly started to shrink as the light continued to glow, the girl that was sleeping on it slumped and hit her head of the bathtub's hard ground causing her to awake, soon black scales started to appear around her body, her slim waistline re-appeared as the rest of her body started to shrink then, before anyone could say anything Kali transformed into a black snake similar to the one tattooed on her belly and slithered away. The owner desperately chased after her.

"WAIT KALI, WHAT ABOUT OUR GOLD!? WHAT ABOUT OUR GOOOOOLD!?" The owner started to weep with his hands cupping his face, feeling as though his business and trust in the gods was now ruined, everyone shared shocked, saddened and even angered expressions due to the gluttonous goddess' departure but just then, a loud booming clap of thunder was heard making everyone in not just the bathhouse but the city jump. They all looked to the sky to see that the clouds have become a shimmering golden color and small pellets rained from the sky. One man grabbed a pellet from the ground to see it was shimmering and gold colored.

"It's gold!" The man yelled. Just then thousands of gold pellets rained from the sky like hail, everyone in the city screamed with excitement as they went out to the streets to grab as many gold as they can, people used everything on their person to carry as much gold as possible, to burlap sacks, to vases, woks, some men and women even took off their turbans and hijabs to catch the gold raining from the sky.

"PRAISE KALI, THE GLUTTONOUS GODDESS FOR THIS GENEROUS REWARD!"