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- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:20 PM
- !!!!!!
- BYRD IMAGINE
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:20 PM
- :O???
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:21 PM
- au where what u write on ur skin shows up on ur soulmate's skin
- zim waking up one morning with fingerpaints on his skin...
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:21 PM
- :O
- o m g
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:21 PM
- zim not knowing where it came from because irkens dont HAVE soulmates....
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:21 PM
- omg!
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:21 PM
- doesnt know about this soulmate thing...
- misses some messages because hes wearing his gloves...
- but slowly becoming a penpal for this weird alien named "dib"
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:22 PM
- :heart_eyes:
- plEASE KEEP GOING
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:22 PM
- alas i gotta go clean up a mess
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:23 PM
- AAAUGH
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:23 PM
- also thats most of my thoughts
- besides dib trying to use this as proof and his dad like
- "it's not nice to make your soulmate play along with your delusions, son"
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:23 PM
- gfdjgh :(
- but now im sitting here thinking about lil dib being clever and at an early age deciding to specifically write on his arm hoping his soulmate will write back, once hes noticed marks appearing from said soulmate (whether zim did it on purpose or not)
- zim realizing hes getting alien writing on his arm and figuring out how to read it... and writing back...
- alana i luv zim being soulmate space penpals with dib...
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:28 PM
- aaa!!!
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:34 PM
- lmfao and u kno the bulk of it is while zim is at foodcourtia
- but its something that keeps his mind off the drudgery now and then...
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:34 PM
- awww ;A;
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:42 PM
- wiggles a lot thinking about zim and dib as space soulmate penpals....aaa.....
- the markings on zims arms evolving from baby fingerpaints to writing...
- zim escaping from the drudgery of foodcourtia to chat with this weird dib-alien that communicates through his arm somehow...
- he was alarmed and confused about it originally, and he technically still is, but hes grown so used to it...
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:54 PM
- :D
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:56 PM
- and dib.....has a soulmate.....a soulmate thats an ALIEN.....when hes feeling down about stuff he just thinks about his cool alien soulmate.....his soulmate, dibs soulmate, dib has a soulmate,
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:57 PM
- aaaaaaa
- maybe...
- when zim escapes foodcourtia....
- instead of going to join operation impeding doom 2....
- he goes to... hang out with his soulmate....
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:57 PM
- :heart_eyes:
- rebel zim...
- following his heart instead of his desire to be an invader....
- maybe instead of hearing about operation impending doom 2 and running off to join in, he instead finally encountered another alien that catches him writing to his soulmate, and maybe the soulmate writing stuff is universal and not just human, and theyre like :O wow an irken with a soulmate
- and he finally gets it all properly explained to him.... (because of course it somehow got glossed over in all the writing between him and dib)
- and now all he wants to do is run off and find this soulmate. the soulmate of ZIM
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 3:02 PM
- :DDDDDD
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 3:03 PM
- he might even have skipped over the whole "BUT IRKENS DONT DO THAT" freakout entirely in his eagerness to a) get off foodcourtia and b) meet HIS soulmate. ZIMS SOULMATE. SOULMATE OF ZIM!
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 3:03 PM
- CLEARLY HE HAS THE BEST SOULMATE
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 3:03 PM
- (he can have that 'aaaaaa oh god why am i different' freakout later)
- of course he has the best soulmate, because hes ZIM
- only the BEST soulmate in the UNIVERSE would be ZIMS
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 3:04 PM
- ITS TRU
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 3:04 PM
- surprise your soulmate is a shitty 11 year old
- chinhanding about how zim has known dib through their writing for a relatively short time for himself (but long enough that its become a routine and a companionship that he wouldnt want to be without), whereas its been almost dibs entire life....
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 3:11 PM
- but its HIS shitty 11 year old
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 3:11 PM
- ur right
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 3:20 PM
- aaaaaa continued yelling about this soulmate au
- i bet some of the other kids think dibs making up having a soulmate, whod ever be soulmates with him. anyone who believes he has a soulmate just feels sorry for whomever it is
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:35 PM
- i had a cute mental image...
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:36 PM
- go on...
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:36 PM
- of soulmates... with the writing on ur hands showing up on ur soulmate's hands....
- one of them drawing lineart... and the other coloring it...
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:36 PM
- OH....CUTE....
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:36 PM
- collaborative pen tattoos,
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:37 PM
- its what they do when dib is bored in class and zim is bored between customers on foodcourtia
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:37 PM
- :D
- V E R Y C U T E
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:46 PM
- waaaah kickies feet i keep picturing zim and dib doing the collaboritive pen tattoos....
- dib doing a doodle on his arm in class and writing 'color it in' underneath, feeling so clever. and then zim colors it in!!!!
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:48 PM
- :D
- dib like "why dont u ever use green???" and zim like "um duh my skin is already green?"
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:48 PM
- o m g
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:48 PM
- "also purple is the best color"
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:48 PM
- dib super sparkly eyed about his greenskinned soulmate
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:49 PM
- ugh... cute...
- im die from cute
- bye
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:49 PM
- dad dad my soulmate says their skin is green!!!
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:52 PM
- dad membrane: what an unusual skin condition they must have!
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:52 PM
- alas, poor dib
- youd think hed stop trying but he never does
- but alana....
- alana............
- imagne..............
- when zim finally learns whats really going on, that he has a SOULMATE, thats HIS, THE SOULMATE OF ZIM, and he runs off to earth to find him.....
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:55 PM
- :heart_eyes:
- if hes not gonna try and join operation impending doom 2,
- then he doesnt have GIR with him... sad
- but on the other hand
- he can spend months just writing on his arms...
- talking to his soulmate...
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:58 PM
- aaaa oh no... no gir.......
- on the one hand, no gir, thats depressing
- on the other hand, i LOVE the idea of zim just vanishing off the irken radar because hes got better shit to do
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:59 PM
- like hold his soulmate's hand and run around in the woods chasing vampires
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:59 PM
- what do you mean zim left foodcourtia, where did he go
- alas that now im sitting here rattling my brain trying to come up with an excuse for gir to exist anyways
- because......gir
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:01 PM
- they gave him to skoodge who, intelligently, chucked him out of his ship instead of keeping him
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:01 PM
- omg
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:01 PM
- and somehow landed on zim's ship headed towards earth
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:01 PM
- yes good
- clearly his path to earth had him cross through the path skoodge took to blorch, where gir was just floatin in space
- free sir unit nice
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:03 PM
- he was like "wow! a SIR unit! i'd better grab that!" but it was gir
- lmao ye
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:03 PM
- [the sir unit is made of garbage] oh
- but gosh what if he doesnt tell dib hes coming, wants it to be a surprise
- and then the penpaling is whats keeping him sane for the long ass trip to earth
- but imagine...when dib goes to school one day... and theres a new kid in class, thats clearly a green-skinned alien pretending to be a human. a particularly excitable and smug alien.....named zim.......
- :flushed:
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:05 PM
- :DDD
- i hope, to get to earth,
- zim made dib draw a star chart on his arm
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:06 PM
- omg
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:06 PM
- and used that to figure out where earth actually was
- smart cookie zim...
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:06 PM
- and you know dib wouldnt pass up drawing a star chart on his arm, itd be fun and cool (and cute)
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:06 PM
- :D
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:12 PM
- imagine.....when zim shows up in dibs class....instead of dib being combative about the obvious alien in the class, instead hes excitably alarmed because ITS YOU!
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:13 PM
- im so glad... that... theyre gonna be together...
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:14 PM
- before dibs outburst, imagine zim coming to class, looking at all the kids, wondering which of these human children is his soulmate, his dib....
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:14 PM
- he definitely has been taking notes on the information hes extracted from dib....
- his skool, his home, his planet...
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:14 PM
- y e s
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:14 PM
- he wants to make sure he's in the right place.....
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:15 PM
- and then..........hes there...............and theres this weird excitable boy pretty much jumping up and down in recognition...............thats him!!!! thats the dib!!!!
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:21 PM
- :DDDD
- his soulmate...
- perfect....
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:23 PM
- my god, dib actually has a soulmate and wasnt making it up, shock, awe,
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:23 PM
- hope... zim... holds his hand....
- HOPE, WHEN HE CANT HOLD HIS HAND,
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:23 PM
- anyways theyre hugging at the front of the class before miss bitters makes them sit down
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:23 PM
- HE WRITES "HI" ON HIS OWN HAND, SO DIB CAN KNOW, HE'S STILL THINKING ABOUT HIM,
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:23 PM
- ooooooooooooomg
- :sob:
- BUT ALANA IMAGINE......THE INTRODUCTIONS, when zim first arrives to class and introduces himself and dib realizes THATS HIM, THATS HIS SOULMATE, and he jumps up to exclaim it and zims like YES HELLO ARE YOU DIB?????
- and then dib runs up...to hug him.........
- zim...........get hug........................
- zim has decided pursuing his soulmate was worth it, actually,
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:25 PM
- :heart_eyes:
- :sob:
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:32 PM
- waaaah alana i cant stop thinking abt dib running up to zim to hug him in front of the class as soon as they realize theyre each others soulmates theyve been writing back and forth with all this time...
- hes so excited.....
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:40 PM
- so happy to have his alien soulmate... who cared enough to come here, to earth...
- who cared enough to come find HIM....
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:44 PM
- oh no alana now i want dib to cry on zim later
- but first, consier, immediately after hug, dib announcing to the class SEE, I TOLD YOU I HAD A SOULMATE
- AND I TOLD YOU HE WAS AN ALIEN
- dib, an idiot
- zim like "aaaaaWTF R U DOING"
- everyone else like
- "wow dib its mean to call your soulmate an alien"
- "yeah hes just green"
- dib: [drags hands down face]
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:48 PM
- lmaoooo
- what if... zim... takes those hands, and bumps his face against dib's, and tells him hes really excited... to be here... and very proud to finally meet his soulmate...
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:49 PM
- o h n o
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:49 PM
- his wonderful soulmate... he's been so excited...!
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:49 PM
- ms bitters, in disgust, telling them to shut up and sit down already
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:50 PM
- good
- i love her
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:50 PM
- its time to learn about the inevitable heat death of the universe
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:50 PM
- doublegood
- (zim sitting with dib and gaz at lunch...)
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:50 PM
- :heart_eyes:
- dib SO EXCITED to introduce zim and gaz
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
- (zim and dib pressed up next to each other chattering eagerly on the playground...)
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
- (OH NO IM GAY)
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
- (zim taking dib home with him!! showing him the house he made for himself! also look at this neat robot he found on his way here!)
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
- 8D
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
- (but also.... if dib wanted... zim could come live in his human house...)
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
- dib taking his soulmate home for dinner!!!!!
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:52 PM
- :DDD
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:52 PM
- to introduce to his dad!!!!!!!!
- even if membrane never believed zim was an alien, he sure never doubted his son did, in fact, have a nice little soulmate out there
- membrane: oh son, why didnt you tell me when you said your soulmate was an alien, you meant hes foreign? its not nice to call foreign people aliens, son
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:54 PM
- kdjsafhjdsf
- lmao
- hope... they have sleepovers... and nuzzle... and dib has a doki when zim takes off his disguise....
- cute lil kid romance...
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:56 PM
- dib has SO many dokis the first time he sees zim out of disguise
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:56 PM
- zim's never had a soulmate before... or even someone he wanted to spend so much time with... hes having dokis too <3
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:56 PM
- and someone....who wants to spend so much time with zim
- zim doesnt even need to be in denial...
- dib is just here, so eager to be with him
- dib who has been dreaming of being with zim his whole life
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:57 PM
- aaaa!!!!
- kickies
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:58 PM
- dib and zim dont need to pass notes in class, they just write on their arms...
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 11:02 PM
- chinhands
- do u think writing/painting on any part of the body counts....
- its just arms are most convenient...
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 11:03 PM
- yes!!!!
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 11:04 PM
- hope that during a sleepover where theyre wearing tank tops zim takes dibs's arm and draws up to his shoulder.... and dib watches it appear on zim's skin while he's doing it...
- writes something across the back of his neck and dib can't read it until theyre snuggling in bed and can see "my soulmate" above zim's pak...
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 11:05 PM
- :sob: OH I LOVE THIS A LOT!!!!!
- omg alana.... them taking turns drawing on each others back to give each other matching temporary tattoos
- itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 11:05 PM
- :D
- please consider the following tho:
- them
- SMOOCH????????
- Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 11:06 PM
- BIG SMOOCHIES
- the best part is zims not secretly here to invade or anything....hes just here. just here for dib.
- and to get away from foodcourtia but u kno
- mostly for dib
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