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Feb 27th, 2020
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  1. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:20 PM
  2. !!!!!!
  3. BYRD IMAGINE
  4.  
  5. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:20 PM
  6. :O???
  7.  
  8. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:21 PM
  9. au where what u write on ur skin shows up on ur soulmate's skin
  10. zim waking up one morning with fingerpaints on his skin...
  11.  
  12. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:21 PM
  13. :O
  14. o m g
  15.  
  16. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:21 PM
  17. zim not knowing where it came from because irkens dont HAVE soulmates....
  18.  
  19. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:21 PM
  20. omg!
  21.  
  22. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:21 PM
  23. doesnt know about this soulmate thing...
  24. misses some messages because hes wearing his gloves...
  25. but slowly becoming a penpal for this weird alien named "dib"
  26.  
  27. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:22 PM
  28. :heart_eyes:
  29. plEASE KEEP GOING
  30.  
  31. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:22 PM
  32. alas i gotta go clean up a mess
  33.  
  34. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:23 PM
  35. AAAUGH
  36.  
  37. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:23 PM
  38. also thats most of my thoughts
  39. besides dib trying to use this as proof and his dad like
  40. "it's not nice to make your soulmate play along with your delusions, son"
  41.  
  42. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:23 PM
  43. gfdjgh :(
  44. but now im sitting here thinking about lil dib being clever and at an early age deciding to specifically write on his arm hoping his soulmate will write back, once hes noticed marks appearing from said soulmate (whether zim did it on purpose or not)
  45. zim realizing hes getting alien writing on his arm and figuring out how to read it... and writing back...
  46. alana i luv zim being soulmate space penpals with dib...
  47.  
  48. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:28 PM
  49. aaa!!!
  50.  
  51. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:34 PM
  52. lmfao and u kno the bulk of it is while zim is at foodcourtia
  53. but its something that keeps his mind off the drudgery now and then...
  54.  
  55. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:34 PM
  56. awww ;A;
  57.  
  58.  
  59. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:42 PM
  60. wiggles a lot thinking about zim and dib as space soulmate penpals....aaa.....
  61. the markings on zims arms evolving from baby fingerpaints to writing...
  62. zim escaping from the drudgery of foodcourtia to chat with this weird dib-alien that communicates through his arm somehow...
  63. he was alarmed and confused about it originally, and he technically still is, but hes grown so used to it...
  64.  
  65. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:54 PM
  66. :D
  67.  
  68. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:56 PM
  69. and dib.....has a soulmate.....a soulmate thats an ALIEN.....when hes feeling down about stuff he just thinks about his cool alien soulmate.....his soulmate, dibs soulmate, dib has a soulmate,
  70.  
  71. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 2:57 PM
  72. aaaaaaa
  73. maybe...
  74. when zim escapes foodcourtia....
  75. instead of going to join operation impeding doom 2....
  76. he goes to... hang out with his soulmate....
  77.  
  78. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 2:57 PM
  79. :heart_eyes:
  80. rebel zim...
  81. following his heart instead of his desire to be an invader....
  82. maybe instead of hearing about operation impending doom 2 and running off to join in, he instead finally encountered another alien that catches him writing to his soulmate, and maybe the soulmate writing stuff is universal and not just human, and theyre like :O wow an irken with a soulmate
  83.  
  84. and he finally gets it all properly explained to him.... (because of course it somehow got glossed over in all the writing between him and dib)
  85.  
  86. and now all he wants to do is run off and find this soulmate. the soulmate of ZIM
  87.  
  88. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 3:02 PM
  89. :DDDDDD
  90.  
  91. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 3:03 PM
  92. he might even have skipped over the whole "BUT IRKENS DONT DO THAT" freakout entirely in his eagerness to a) get off foodcourtia and b) meet HIS soulmate. ZIMS SOULMATE. SOULMATE OF ZIM!
  93.  
  94. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 3:03 PM
  95. CLEARLY HE HAS THE BEST SOULMATE
  96.  
  97. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 3:03 PM
  98. (he can have that 'aaaaaa oh god why am i different' freakout later)
  99. of course he has the best soulmate, because hes ZIM
  100. only the BEST soulmate in the UNIVERSE would be ZIMS
  101.  
  102. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 3:04 PM
  103. ITS TRU
  104.  
  105. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 3:04 PM
  106. surprise your soulmate is a shitty 11 year old
  107. chinhanding about how zim has known dib through their writing for a relatively short time for himself (but long enough that its become a routine and a companionship that he wouldnt want to be without), whereas its been almost dibs entire life....
  108.  
  109. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 3:11 PM
  110. but its HIS shitty 11 year old
  111.  
  112. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 3:11 PM
  113. ur right
  114.  
  115.  
  116. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 3:20 PM
  117. aaaaaa continued yelling about this soulmate au
  118. i bet some of the other kids think dibs making up having a soulmate, whod ever be soulmates with him. anyone who believes he has a soulmate just feels sorry for whomever it is
  119.  
  120.  
  121. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:35 PM
  122. i had a cute mental image...
  123.  
  124. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:36 PM
  125. go on...
  126.  
  127. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:36 PM
  128. of soulmates... with the writing on ur hands showing up on ur soulmate's hands....
  129. one of them drawing lineart... and the other coloring it...
  130.  
  131. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:36 PM
  132. OH....CUTE....
  133.  
  134. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:36 PM
  135. collaborative pen tattoos,
  136.  
  137. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:37 PM
  138. its what they do when dib is bored in class and zim is bored between customers on foodcourtia
  139.  
  140. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:37 PM
  141. :D
  142. V E R Y C U T E
  143.  
  144.  
  145. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:46 PM
  146. waaaah kickies feet i keep picturing zim and dib doing the collaboritive pen tattoos....
  147. dib doing a doodle on his arm in class and writing 'color it in' underneath, feeling so clever. and then zim colors it in!!!!
  148.  
  149. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:48 PM
  150. :D
  151. dib like "why dont u ever use green???" and zim like "um duh my skin is already green?"
  152.  
  153. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:48 PM
  154. o m g
  155.  
  156. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:48 PM
  157. "also purple is the best color"
  158.  
  159. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:48 PM
  160. dib super sparkly eyed about his greenskinned soulmate
  161.  
  162. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:49 PM
  163. ugh... cute...
  164. im die from cute
  165. bye
  166.  
  167. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:49 PM
  168. dad dad my soulmate says their skin is green!!!
  169.  
  170. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:52 PM
  171. dad membrane: what an unusual skin condition they must have!
  172.  
  173. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:52 PM
  174. alas, poor dib
  175. youd think hed stop trying but he never does
  176. but alana....
  177. alana............
  178. imagne..............
  179. when zim finally learns whats really going on, that he has a SOULMATE, thats HIS, THE SOULMATE OF ZIM, and he runs off to earth to find him.....
  180.  
  181. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:55 PM
  182. :heart_eyes:
  183. if hes not gonna try and join operation impending doom 2,
  184. then he doesnt have GIR with him... sad
  185. but on the other hand
  186. he can spend months just writing on his arms...
  187. talking to his soulmate...
  188.  
  189. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:58 PM
  190. aaaa oh no... no gir.......
  191. on the one hand, no gir, thats depressing
  192.  
  193. on the other hand, i LOVE the idea of zim just vanishing off the irken radar because hes got better shit to do
  194.  
  195. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 9:59 PM
  196. like hold his soulmate's hand and run around in the woods chasing vampires
  197.  
  198. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 9:59 PM
  199. what do you mean zim left foodcourtia, where did he go
  200. alas that now im sitting here rattling my brain trying to come up with an excuse for gir to exist anyways
  201. because......gir
  202.  
  203. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:01 PM
  204. they gave him to skoodge who, intelligently, chucked him out of his ship instead of keeping him
  205.  
  206. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:01 PM
  207. omg
  208.  
  209. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:01 PM
  210. and somehow landed on zim's ship headed towards earth
  211.  
  212. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:01 PM
  213. yes good
  214. clearly his path to earth had him cross through the path skoodge took to blorch, where gir was just floatin in space
  215. free sir unit nice
  216.  
  217. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:03 PM
  218. he was like "wow! a SIR unit! i'd better grab that!" but it was gir
  219. lmao ye
  220.  
  221. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:03 PM
  222. [the sir unit is made of garbage] oh
  223. but gosh what if he doesnt tell dib hes coming, wants it to be a surprise
  224.  
  225. and then the penpaling is whats keeping him sane for the long ass trip to earth
  226. but imagine...when dib goes to school one day... and theres a new kid in class, thats clearly a green-skinned alien pretending to be a human. a particularly excitable and smug alien.....named zim.......
  227. :flushed:
  228.  
  229. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:05 PM
  230. :DDD
  231. i hope, to get to earth,
  232. zim made dib draw a star chart on his arm
  233.  
  234. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:06 PM
  235. omg
  236.  
  237. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:06 PM
  238. and used that to figure out where earth actually was
  239. smart cookie zim...
  240.  
  241. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:06 PM
  242. and you know dib wouldnt pass up drawing a star chart on his arm, itd be fun and cool (and cute)
  243.  
  244. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:06 PM
  245. :D
  246.  
  247. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:12 PM
  248. imagine.....when zim shows up in dibs class....instead of dib being combative about the obvious alien in the class, instead hes excitably alarmed because ITS YOU!
  249.  
  250. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:13 PM
  251. im so glad... that... theyre gonna be together...
  252.  
  253. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:14 PM
  254. before dibs outburst, imagine zim coming to class, looking at all the kids, wondering which of these human children is his soulmate, his dib....
  255.  
  256. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:14 PM
  257. he definitely has been taking notes on the information hes extracted from dib....
  258. his skool, his home, his planet...
  259.  
  260. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:14 PM
  261. y e s
  262.  
  263. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:14 PM
  264. he wants to make sure he's in the right place.....
  265.  
  266. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:15 PM
  267. and then..........hes there...............and theres this weird excitable boy pretty much jumping up and down in recognition...............thats him!!!! thats the dib!!!!
  268.  
  269. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:21 PM
  270. :DDDD
  271. his soulmate...
  272. perfect....
  273.  
  274. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:23 PM
  275. my god, dib actually has a soulmate and wasnt making it up, shock, awe,
  276.  
  277. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:23 PM
  278. hope... zim... holds his hand....
  279. HOPE, WHEN HE CANT HOLD HIS HAND,
  280.  
  281. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:23 PM
  282. anyways theyre hugging at the front of the class before miss bitters makes them sit down
  283.  
  284. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:23 PM
  285. HE WRITES "HI" ON HIS OWN HAND, SO DIB CAN KNOW, HE'S STILL THINKING ABOUT HIM,
  286.  
  287. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:23 PM
  288. ooooooooooooomg
  289. :sob:
  290. BUT ALANA IMAGINE......THE INTRODUCTIONS, when zim first arrives to class and introduces himself and dib realizes THATS HIM, THATS HIS SOULMATE, and he jumps up to exclaim it and zims like YES HELLO ARE YOU DIB?????
  291.  
  292. and then dib runs up...to hug him.........
  293. zim...........get hug........................
  294. zim has decided pursuing his soulmate was worth it, actually,
  295.  
  296. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:25 PM
  297. :heart_eyes:
  298. :sob:
  299.  
  300.  
  301. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:32 PM
  302. waaaah alana i cant stop thinking abt dib running up to zim to hug him in front of the class as soon as they realize theyre each others soulmates theyve been writing back and forth with all this time...
  303. hes so excited.....
  304.  
  305. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:40 PM
  306. so happy to have his alien soulmate... who cared enough to come here, to earth...
  307. who cared enough to come find HIM....
  308.  
  309. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:44 PM
  310. oh no alana now i want dib to cry on zim later
  311. but first, consier, immediately after hug, dib announcing to the class SEE, I TOLD YOU I HAD A SOULMATE
  312.  
  313. AND I TOLD YOU HE WAS AN ALIEN
  314. dib, an idiot
  315. zim like "aaaaaWTF R U DOING"
  316.  
  317. everyone else like
  318. "wow dib its mean to call your soulmate an alien"
  319. "yeah hes just green"
  320. dib: [drags hands down face]
  321.  
  322. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:48 PM
  323. lmaoooo
  324. what if... zim... takes those hands, and bumps his face against dib's, and tells him hes really excited... to be here... and very proud to finally meet his soulmate...
  325.  
  326. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:49 PM
  327. o h n o
  328.  
  329. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:49 PM
  330. his wonderful soulmate... he's been so excited...!
  331.  
  332. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:49 PM
  333. ms bitters, in disgust, telling them to shut up and sit down already
  334.  
  335. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:50 PM
  336. good
  337. i love her
  338.  
  339. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:50 PM
  340. its time to learn about the inevitable heat death of the universe
  341.  
  342. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:50 PM
  343. doublegood
  344. (zim sitting with dib and gaz at lunch...)
  345.  
  346. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:50 PM
  347. :heart_eyes:
  348. dib SO EXCITED to introduce zim and gaz
  349.  
  350. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
  351. (zim and dib pressed up next to each other chattering eagerly on the playground...)
  352.  
  353. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
  354. (OH NO IM GAY)
  355.  
  356. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
  357. (zim taking dib home with him!! showing him the house he made for himself! also look at this neat robot he found on his way here!)
  358.  
  359. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
  360. 8D
  361.  
  362. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
  363. (but also.... if dib wanted... zim could come live in his human house...)
  364.  
  365. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:51 PM
  366. dib taking his soulmate home for dinner!!!!!
  367.  
  368. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:52 PM
  369. :DDD
  370.  
  371. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:52 PM
  372. to introduce to his dad!!!!!!!!
  373. even if membrane never believed zim was an alien, he sure never doubted his son did, in fact, have a nice little soulmate out there
  374. membrane: oh son, why didnt you tell me when you said your soulmate was an alien, you meant hes foreign? its not nice to call foreign people aliens, son
  375.  
  376. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:54 PM
  377. kdjsafhjdsf
  378. lmao
  379. hope... they have sleepovers... and nuzzle... and dib has a doki when zim takes off his disguise....
  380. cute lil kid romance...
  381.  
  382. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:56 PM
  383. dib has SO many dokis the first time he sees zim out of disguise
  384. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:56 PM
  385. zim's never had a soulmate before... or even someone he wanted to spend so much time with... hes having dokis too <3
  386.  
  387. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:56 PM
  388. and someone....who wants to spend so much time with zim
  389. zim doesnt even need to be in denial...
  390. dib is just here, so eager to be with him
  391. dib who has been dreaming of being with zim his whole life
  392.  
  393. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 10:57 PM
  394. aaaa!!!!
  395. kickies
  396.  
  397. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 10:58 PM
  398. dib and zim dont need to pass notes in class, they just write on their arms...
  399.  
  400. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 11:02 PM
  401. chinhands
  402. do u think writing/painting on any part of the body counts....
  403. its just arms are most convenient...
  404.  
  405. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 11:03 PM
  406. yes!!!!
  407.  
  408. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 11:04 PM
  409. hope that during a sleepover where theyre wearing tank tops zim takes dibs's arm and draws up to his shoulder.... and dib watches it appear on zim's skin while he's doing it...
  410. writes something across the back of his neck and dib can't read it until theyre snuggling in bed and can see "my soulmate" above zim's pak...
  411.  
  412. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 11:05 PM
  413. :sob: OH I LOVE THIS A LOT!!!!!
  414. omg alana.... them taking turns drawing on each others back to give each other matching temporary tattoos
  415.  
  416. itsAlanaLast Tuesday at 11:05 PM
  417. :D
  418. please consider the following tho:
  419. them
  420. SMOOCH????????
  421.  
  422. Potente Byrd MæmesLast Tuesday at 11:06 PM
  423. BIG SMOOCHIES
  424. the best part is zims not secretly here to invade or anything....hes just here. just here for dib.
  425. and to get away from foodcourtia but u kno
  426. mostly for dib
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