twitch.tv/monotonetim 2017-11-13 [05:59] - 753bb690-9173-4a62-be32-50a440a47c77.mpeg

[05:59:38] wcorbe: Hey tim and chat
[05:59:48] somersault_: hiiii
[06:00:34] wcorbe: That guy from limp biscuit Fred durst?
[06:00:51] jencis0: its the guy from Korn
[06:01:07] shimmerfairy: is your cold better or worse today?
[06:01:20] jencis0: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES- THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
[06:01:35] wcorbe: Let the Pokémon hit the floor lol
[06:03:00] 13thmarc: Yay! Tim... So my girlfriend is possibly dumping me right now.
[06:03:08] jencis0: congrats
[06:03:16] doubleguns: timNofun
[06:03:22] dajmasta: ....right now?
[06:03:26] wcorbe: moon2OOO
[06:04:02] 13thmarc: I honestly have never seen this. I'm not too shocked, I've been expecting this for about a year or so.
[06:04:02] gamecynic: How ya doing Tim?
[06:04:42] dajmasta: so this is a card game but it basically just looks like the regular one?
[06:05:22] shimmerfairy: It's a card game where the rules are made up and the levels don't matter.
[06:05:24] jencis0: @13thMarc i hope youre happy with whatever ends up happening (:
[06:05:55] 13thmarc: Thanks @jEncis0
[06:06:05] dajmasta: you have a lvl 55 but are fighting with a 15? incYtho
[06:07:06] dajmasta: timGuest420
[06:08:25] jencis0: Tim, here is the perfect dog for you!
[06:08:26] gamecynic: That Bulbasaur looks high as shit timGuest420
[06:08:26] jencis0: https://imgur.com/a/CH0BS
[06:08:57] 13thmarc: Its so weird because I just like every other kid in the 90's had the cards but I never knew how to actually use them in a game.
[06:09:37] blondrobin: hey tim. game still bad?
[06:09:51] gamecynic: This game taught me how to actually play not that I ever did play correctly
[06:09:56] shimmerfairy: Bench is limited to 3 this round.
[06:09:56] jencis0: the cooolest pokemon card would always "win"
[06:10:05] blondrobin: man i love these gimmicky restrictions
[06:10:11] raynor_ex: tyranitar always wins because it's tyranitar
[06:10:43] shimmerfairy: oh, it was the weird scuba guy who had that 3 bench restriction.
[06:11:11] blondrobin: at least the music is still good
[06:13:20] blondrobin: man, this attack of mew's is kind of... good
[06:15:05] koolman9921: Feeling any better Tim?
[06:15:38] blondrobin: OH GOOD IT'S M O R E E L E C T A B U Z Z
[06:15:59] blondrobin: i feel like if you get to the point where you have to include this card in every single enemy deck
[06:16:06] blondrobin: maybe you should just... remove it.
[06:17:05] jencis0: Egg-lectabuzz
[06:17:26] gamecynic: Oh well. It was close
[06:17:38] blondrobin: man she is very smug about the ability to have electabuzz
[06:17:58] gamecynic: Wait, is this near the end of the game?
[06:18:33] jencis0: Green Rocket?
[06:18:44] blondrobin: They're GR 8
[06:19:52] jencis0: 110 watching. 3 in chat
[06:20:08] tttomato: im multitasking i think
[06:20:16] tttomato: thinking about food
[06:20:17] jencis0: imma eat you
[06:20:24] tttomato: eat now or go to bed
[06:20:29] blondrobin: i'm actually playing games i just use tim as ASMR background noise in general
[06:20:31] jencis0: eat in bed
[06:20:39] tttomato: but i dont want crumbs in my bed
[06:21:02] jencis0: funnel the food into your mouth
[06:21:09] baron_praxis: Is there a surroundsoundtim channel I should be aware of?
[06:21:31] raynor_ex: "big pink balloon rabbit destroys wildlife"
[06:21:37] tttomato: cant forget about minitonetim
[06:21:45] aylinato: Tim can you explain this game, it's mighty confusing
[06:21:49] gamecynic: Wigglytuff too OP
[06:21:50] jencis0: theres a dolbytonetim i think
[06:21:54] blondrobin: gr... blindfold??
[06:22:13] tttomato: tim did you get sonic forces?
[06:22:21] koolman9921: beatsplaypokemon, not_tim etc
[06:22:32] blondrobin: i'm pretty sure this was before hatsune miku
[06:22:36] raynor_ex: no, you clearly just made up that restriction off the top of your head
[06:22:49] aylinato: Did you ever finish that one experiment?
[06:23:19] blondrobin: it was the 4x pikachu deck for the person who wanted 4x pikachus
[06:23:26] aylinato: Real life
[06:23:28] blondrobin: it sucked so you gave up and put 4x pikachus in aol.no
[06:23:31] blondrobin: and won easily
[06:23:54] aylinato: I've watched most of your streams while studying for lsat lol
[06:24:11] koolman9921: Science is never over
[06:24:23] ottoman42: What game is this?
[06:24:30] koolman9921: pokemon tcg2
[06:24:40] ottoman42: Thanks.
[06:24:41] gamecynic: Does listening to Tim improve your study habit aylinato?
[06:24:44] aylinato: I think I'll do good, I want to get into some specific law schools near me
[06:24:57] dax12: I am watching Tim as I wait for the scores from my last O Chem test to come in.
[06:25:03] aylinato: @gamecynic it definitely helps as background noise
[06:25:07] raynor_ex: because they put flavor before game design
[06:25:08] blondrobin: because it's like burning??
[06:25:10] ottoman42: This music is dope.
[06:25:31] ottoman42: I want to get into Yale Law.
[06:25:32] aylinato: @dax12 oh dang how did you feel you did? My friends struggled through orgo Chen
[06:25:34] koolman9921: the music is really hectic for a menu song
[06:26:00] aylinato: @ottoman42 do it, get a good gpa, that's the hard part when you can't focus on schoo
[06:26:29] ottoman42: I hear you.
[06:26:44] ottoman42: I’ve already been to grad school once. To get my MFA.
[06:27:03] dax12: @aylinato I don't think it's too bad. The particular class I'm taking is known for having an amazing teacher. I wasn't able to study for some parts of this test due to being busy with other thibgs, though, so I'm worried.
[06:27:12] aylinato: They still look at undergrad gpa
[06:27:34] ottoman42: Good to know.
[06:27:53] aylinato: @dax12 yeah, I know that feeling exactly...I had a crazy ex..self explanatory
[06:28:02] ottoman42: I forget what that was 3.x something like that.
[06:28:27] ottoman42: All my MFA classes were pass/fail
[06:28:35] ottoman42: For 3 years.
[06:28:39] koolman9921: Accidental save state?
[06:28:43] blizzaxe: oh god how old is that save state?
[06:28:59] blizzaxe: o hok
[06:29:08] aylinato: I have two gpas. One is my overall and one is my major. Since I was forced to take Spanish before getting it waived it lowered my overall gpa
[06:29:19] ottoman42: That blows.
[06:29:22] gamecynic: rip deck
[06:29:30] shimmerfairy: check that you really unmapped them, just in case.
[06:29:32] aylinato: My major is 3.7. If I could use that I'd get into the schools I wanted
[06:29:58] aylinato: Spanish, being dyslexic, I got a C- with all the help I could, then my school waived it
[06:30:14] aylinato: Which tanked my gpa singularly
[06:30:16] killerkrill: hi tim how was your day
[06:30:23] ottoman42: Is this a fan game?
[06:30:38] orionsnebula: Key mapping is game specific and under the game settings under recently played
[06:30:40] ottoman42: I’m sure they will accept it.
[06:30:47] koolman9921: Just remove your l and r keys
[06:31:12] aylinato: But I heard from my professor, a law professor, that if I went to work at a law firm they would view that more favorably, so that's what I did. Now I have two letters of recommendations from my old firm
[06:31:27] ottoman42: Nice dude.
[06:31:29] orionsnebula: Oh maybe yours is setup different from mine..
[06:31:56] atomicagent: Hey Tim, hope all is well
[06:32:25] koolman9921: Would rewind key set you back to where you were?
[06:32:34] koolman9921: nvm...
[06:32:52] aylinato: So really I just need to stop being lazy, get my mind where it can be for the lsat, pass the fucker, and get in. Which is possible, I'm motivated, I have the ability, now it's just a matter of execution
[06:33:39] aylinato: I did take it once already, and can get into tier 3 law schools, but that's not what I want, so once more. I barely studied for the first one
[06:34:59] blizzaxe: Tim, what keeps you motivated to keep doing grad school even though it seems to be crushing your soul?
[06:35:11] aylinato: By barely studied, I mean I was working overtime and everything but study less then an hour a week
[06:35:41] blizzaxe: Oh.
[06:35:43] it_is_fanatic: and your skull
[06:36:10] gamecynic: timOh
[06:36:12] koolman9921: timOh
[06:36:16] blizzaxe: not crushing his skull, that would be a waste of a brain he could study
[06:36:19] aylinato: Tim if you ever need to talk to a PhD in chemical engineering I have a friend who did that
[06:36:34] deathsheeps: I stay in grad school because I have literally nothing else going on.
[06:36:37] koolman9921: Just work at a chem lab testing products or something
[06:36:39] jencis0: we lub yew tim < 3
[06:36:43] blizzaxe: yes
[06:36:52] blizzaxe: You're my favorite streamer Tim, don't off yourself :<
[06:37:18] dajmasta: timClip
[06:37:19] aylinato: Just offering, as you seem like a pretty outstanding person
[06:37:22] natharnian: I have a degree in biology and I work in a production lab for the past 2 years. Wish I could escape my area but that debt
[06:37:34] britishhat: Hey Tim, hope things are doin' alright
[06:37:45] aylinato: Ah, debt, I'm planning to have debt the rest of my life
[06:38:01] raynor_ex: tim, you deserve a hug
[06:38:19] ottoman42: Hey Tim. I value you and what you do.
[06:39:06] jencis0: playing crappy vidya and watchiiing Food Use is what we CRAVE
[06:39:08] ottoman42: Streaming and your work at the lab.
[06:39:09] dajmasta: your stereostreams are becoming more real, though
[06:39:15] shimmerfairy: Do a medial game stream where you sniffle while you save virtual lives!
[06:39:22] blondrobin: stereostream is beststream
[06:39:22] shimmerfairy: *medical
[06:39:29] blizzaxe: like Surgeon Simulator?
[06:39:43] gamecynic: I find the Stereo streams oddly therapeutic.
[06:39:45] aylinato: He's done a surgeon one once, I remember we killed the patients
[06:40:05] koolman9921: PuyoPuyoPlace
[06:40:14] dajmasta: like oregon trail? timBBQQT
[06:40:20] rickeon: by find stuff you mean download random games from the 90s
[06:40:23] blizzaxe: no oregon trail in a while either
[06:40:31] koolman9921: Random crap games
[06:40:41] skygtr350: timWagon timOx
[06:40:43] blizzaxe: Tim, you should check out a game called Guts and Glory. I bet that'd make for a good stream.
[06:40:46] somersault_: tim why do you hate OT now?
[06:40:52] dart133: Eh, i enjoy both mono and stereo streams alot. I will agree that stereo tends to be a lot more soothing though
[06:40:59] blondrobin: given that tim doesn't read what games say anyway he should download a pc-98 emulator and learn to
[06:41:00] aylinato: I die a lot in Oregon trail, lol
[06:41:02] ottoman42: You’re FMV game streams are so helpful. Really got me through a stressful time in my life.
[06:41:03] blondrobin: dos in another language
[06:41:14] skygtr350: Actually get Team Subs to the end? cirBaka
[06:41:15] ottoman42: Your*
[06:41:15] rickeon: there's nothing else to do with oregon trail
[06:41:21] jencis0: play Shenmue
[06:41:23] jencis0: badly
[06:41:29] ottoman42: What was that mystery FMV game?
[06:41:39] it_is_fanatic: you should rub snow on it
[06:41:46] blondrobin: i mean... does finishing it matter?
[06:41:46] koolman9921: Explore some DOS games
[06:41:47] aylinato: There's always age of empires if you haven't played it
[06:41:47] skygtr350: I mean you could play all 2.5-3 hours of Sonic Forces
[06:41:48] gamecynic: Ottoman, which one?
[06:41:50] raynor_ex: you don't need to finish shenmue, you just need to play outrider
[06:42:02] blondrobin: you usually don't like finishing games since you're worried you'll leave people behind if you do the same game multiple times
[06:42:03] koolman9921: wait it took you an hour to start up princess maker in dos nvm
[06:42:06] ottoman42: The FMV one that takes place in a British town.
[06:42:08] blondrobin: just play
[06:42:15] gamecynic: Contradiction.
[06:42:23] ottoman42: YES! OMG
[06:42:24] skygtr350: timJenks
[06:42:26] jencis0: timJenks
[06:42:33] blizzaxe: The Infatuous Madness of Dr. Decker?
[06:42:41] ottoman42: TIM’s stream of contradiction was amazing.
[06:42:41] jencis0: someone needs to make that Jenks emote
[06:42:44] skygtr350: we still don't know who Oscar Lake is
[06:42:48] raynor_ex: if i showed you, this, would it mean anything to you?
[06:42:54] ottoman42: Totally saved me from a super shitty month.
[06:43:07] dax12: O Chem scores came in. got a 94% :)
[06:43:14] blondrobin: congrats!
[06:43:16] mattbostelaar: hey tim
[06:43:16] aylinato: Tim has indeed been a bright point in some dark times for myself
[06:43:16] somersault_: aaaay congrats!!
[06:43:17] koolman9921: That stream is 2 years old wow
[06:43:18] dart133: more dumb children's learning games?
[06:43:21] aylinato: @dax12 good job!
[06:43:22] gamecynic: Oscar Lake was a good stream since the game was broken
[06:43:24] dax12: thanks.
[06:43:25] mattbostelaar: Bless you tim
[06:43:49] koolman9921: Toilets in Wonderland now that was a great stream
[06:44:01] skygtr350: Trespasser still the best though
[06:44:02] dart133: dumb in the best way of course
[06:44:04] ottoman42: Yeah that stream is 2 years old. I was Tryfun by to buy my house at that time.
[06:44:13] gamecynic: I rewatched the Mario's Bathroom highlight the other day. Good stuff
[06:44:14] natharnian: tim is RCT3 any good? I see its on sale. I have the first 2
[06:44:16] skygtr350: Is that 100 damage Charizard?
[06:44:30] skygtr350: RCT 3 is garbage
[06:44:39] aylinato: Tim have you ever played dinosaur tycoons
[06:44:47] koolman9921: need to get the time to rewatch that stream
[06:44:49] aylinato: Like Jurassic park?
[06:44:54] ottoman42: RTC3 is fine but nothing like the others.
[06:44:55] it_is_fanatic: timHotGarbo timBin
[06:44:58] pkgam: Could' combine Charizard with a Double Colorless.
[06:45:03] ottoman42: Still prefer RTC2
[06:45:21] shimmerfairy: If real life is getting you down, why not enjoy some fictional, alternate Real Lives? timBBQQT
[06:45:26] raynor_ex: rct3's scenarios are ok, but nowhere near rct1's scenarios or the best of rct2's scenarios
[06:45:31] it_is_fanatic: timPlud
[06:45:35] it_is_fanatic: timPlus
[06:45:53] skygtr350: cirMiku
[06:45:54] koolman9921: You say that with all your decks
[06:45:56] ottoman42: That contradiction stream was like only a few days before my son was born.
[06:45:57] raynor_ex: i think there were 4-5 scenarios in rct3 that i felt were up to the standard of the 2d rcts
[06:46:29] blondrobin: we've been over this,tim
[06:46:30] blondrobin: cheating
[06:46:31] skygtr350: cheating
[06:46:34] koolman9921: Because Plot
[06:46:36] dajmasta: VAC
[06:46:38] blizzaxe: cuz he's too shitty to win without cheating
[06:46:48] it_is_fanatic: a challenge
[06:47:08] it_is_fanatic: yet still fire energy?
[06:47:10] shimmerfairy: It's because Team GR is full of MEDIOCRE PLAYERS who need to bend the rules to have a chance.
[06:47:21] aylinato: Alright Tim, I must go, but stay awesome
[06:47:30] koolman9921: I watched a video about all the things wrong with YuGiOh and god there's a lot
[06:47:44] blizzaxe: that show breaks the game's rules all the time
[06:48:02] blizzaxe: and some of the card effects they use in the show are completely different from the actual cards
[06:48:12] raynor_ex: oh boy, the seal of orichalcos, what doesn't it do?
[06:48:31] britishhat: I'm into Magic so I stopped paying attention to how dumb yu-gi-oh can be
[06:48:41] blizzaxe: like that time we watched Yugioh on this stream and they pulled out Meteor of Extinction, except it didn't do what the card actually does
[06:48:42] koolman9921: Fake cards because plot
[06:48:43] britishhat: Because even as a kid I couldn't wrap my head around some of the mechanics
[06:48:45] it_is_fanatic: nah, having to speak the chant is required for the real Winged Dragon of Ra
[06:48:55] sobeman1: ive watched you play this for like 3 days and i still dont understand whats going on
[06:49:00] gamecynic: Wow. Rekt
[06:49:12] blizzaxe: shitty vocaloid ripoff
[06:49:12] koolman9921: Wow all that time
[06:49:19] it_is_fanatic: ez game
[06:49:44] it_is_fanatic: this game needed Guzma
[06:49:50] blondrobin: "give me my real deck" is just going to have to use another gimmick
[06:49:52] gunny: what is this?
[06:50:01] blondrobin: 4 eevees
[06:50:03] blizzaxe: whoa
[06:50:06] blizzaxe: I want an axe by my name
[06:50:07] koolman9921: Pokemon tcg2
[06:50:08] blizzaxe: not that bad tho
[06:50:10] blizzaxe: also it's poke
[06:50:11] blizzaxe: yeah that
[06:50:12] gunny: many do
[06:50:18] shimmerfairy: fan-translated TCG2
[06:50:19] gamecynic: These restrictions are really dumb
[06:50:29] gunny: what, they made a tcg videogame?
[06:50:34] blizzaxe: they made TWO
[06:50:35] blondrobin: they made two.
[06:50:41] blizzaxe: only one was ever brought west tho
[06:50:45] jencis0: THEY
[06:50:46] blizzaxe: officially
[06:50:51] koolman9921: 17 eeveeS?
[06:50:53] shimmerfairy: Has anyone ever figured out the rules for the Yu-Gi-Oh variant they play in the show?
[06:50:58] it_is_fanatic: o look useless eevees
[06:51:03] blizzaxe: no because they're constantly changing
[06:51:10] blondrobin: the rules are "whatever is plot convenient"
[06:51:16] raynor_ex: the rules are arbitrary and change by the season
[06:51:16] koolman9921: dice monsters?
[06:51:28] raynor_ex: dice monsters is marginally consistent compared to duel monsters
[06:51:33] it_is_fanatic: the rules to the game were changing during the making of the show
[06:51:39] koolman9921: This cards a trap and the next episodes its a spell card
[06:51:42] pkgam: I "guess" one could have put the elemental Eeveelution in their deck that fits the elemental type.
[06:51:46] blizzaxe: I'm hojnestly amazed they keep making new yugioh animes
[06:51:51] jencis0: put your Snorlax in defense mode
[06:52:11] dart133: i lost track of yugioh by the motorcycle racing-dueling stuff
[06:52:22] raynor_ex: which pokemon is dark magician
[06:52:30] it_is_fanatic: jynx
[06:52:31] jencis0: scyther
[06:52:37] koolman9921: Why does everyone use Electrabuzz?
[06:52:41] blondrobin: "you must use four eevees. i will use electabuzz because EVERYONE USES THIS DUMB CARD
[06:52:54] pkgam: No, you won, lol!
[06:52:57] pkgam: No benched Pokemon.
[06:52:59] blizzaxe: Timちゃん is thinking...
[06:53:00] dajmasta: WIN
[06:53:04] gamecynic: LOL
[06:53:19] dajmasta: for the next challenge, throw your deck in the trash and win with just your fists timBin
[06:53:26] it_is_fanatic: articuno poggers
[06:53:28] gamecynic: Eevee brought you the win
[06:53:48] blizzaxe: who'm's't've
[06:53:49] dajmasta: and what a lass timClip
[06:53:55] dart133: just push your enemies into the lava pit
[06:54:02] dajmasta: oh ho ho
[06:54:05] koolman9921: what does gr stand for? Great Rocket?
[06:54:10] dajmasta: merry pokemass
[06:54:15] blizzaxe: it's actually just marinara sauce
[06:54:25] koolman9921: how dumb
[06:54:36] dart133: sooo... pasta pit?
[06:54:39] pkgam: It is Great Rocket, yeah.
[06:55:03] arhowe: 8)
[06:55:06] dajmasta: CoolDude
[06:55:09] blizzaxe: yeah, pasta pit
[06:55:11] dajmasta: B)
[06:55:18] blizzaxe: and this chef guy is the one who made it
[06:55:22] it_is_fanatic: Cool Trainer
[06:55:27] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: can everyone @ my laptop and let it know that it's being a b***h by not loading twitch until i refreshed 8 times
[06:55:35] jencis0: how come YOU never get to make the rules? 🤔
[06:55:50] koolman9921: @laptop
[06:56:06] dajmasta: you'll do well in fights with that rule
[06:56:08] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: USED BILL .
[06:56:17] gamecynic: I miss eating all the time
[06:56:19] blizzaxe: BERNARD IS THINKING.
[06:56:25] it_is_fanatic: whoops threw it by my face
[06:56:39] jencis0: i had Pho today and bubble tea
[06:56:40] pkgam: If you are disoriented, I guess you could miss your mouth with a fork.
[06:56:50] blizzaxe: sounds dangerous
[06:56:53] jencis0: v happy and comforting meal
[06:57:03] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: did u put a lot of white onions and bean sprouts in it
[06:57:14] jencis0: no i forgot they were there
[06:57:19] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: o.o
[06:57:33] dajmasta: now he's resting in even more peace
[06:57:38] skygtr350: Original Pokemon wasn't bad'
[06:57:50] skygtr350: I don't know what it's like now
[06:57:52] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: now i want pho
[06:57:56] gamecynic: Pho is so good. I love soup
[06:57:58] dajmasta: pho good unit
[06:57:59] blizzaxe: MTG spends months QAing
[06:57:59] it_is_fanatic: well this entire game seems to be coin flips
[06:58:18] dart133: mmm... soup
[06:58:18] dajmasta: that's just cause it's the longest animation timBBQQT
[06:58:24] gamecynic: Well I prefer ramen to pho, but both are good
[06:58:39] jencis0: pho-get about it
[06:58:52] it_is_fanatic: timMinus
[06:59:12] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: when i make pho at home i use ramen noodles out of the packet and pour broth over it
[06:59:14] jencis0: i want to watch Food Use eat Pho in his car
[06:59:30] dart133: the bubble tea you can get with pho is usually pretty great
[06:59:43] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: local viet grocer only has big thick rice noodles and i dont like them
[07:00:05] pkgam: You can quick-check the amount of Benched Pokemon the opponent has at the upper left corner's icon with the face icon. But not what they are.
[07:00:09] dart133: or whatever the gummi ball tea is called
[07:00:13] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: boba
[07:00:20] gashapon: i didnt know soylent updated their bottles till i opened a box of them today
[07:00:23] dart133: ah, thanks
[07:00:37] jencis0: tapioca balls apparently
[07:00:43] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: id rather get the popping things
[07:00:46] arhowe: bobba *****
[07:00:48] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: with lychee <3 <3 <3
[07:00:53] blizzaxe: got weak from consuming nothing but soylent?
[07:01:08] jencis0: soylent bubble tea
[07:01:13] dajmasta: or maybe he ran out of soylent and just started wasting away
[07:01:15] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: uh
[07:01:29] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: soylent bubble tea is the worst combination of words in the english language?
[07:01:47] jencis0: the drink is thiccer than the boba
[07:02:08] yoyatime: that goo animation always looked like the x parasite from metroid fusion
[07:02:11] gashapon: i should try throwing some boba in my soylent
[07:02:20] dajmasta: incYtho
[07:02:28] dajmasta: soylent and tapioca
[07:02:33] it_is_fanatic: timScience
[07:02:36] dajmasta: flavorless meets flavorless
[07:02:37] gashapon: for science
[07:02:53] dajmasta: now you have nutrient gruel with a slightly different texture
[07:02:57] dajmasta: grats
[07:03:04] gashapon: ty
[07:03:19] it_is_fanatic: gruel is my middle name
[07:03:43] gamecynic: Multiple bone timClip
[07:03:48] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: why do mons in the tcg even have levels if they mean absolutely nothing
[07:04:04] it_is_fanatic: duel mons
[07:04:13] jencis0: wow...twitch delay is like nothing now
[07:04:26] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: a level 9 charmander literally cannot kill a level 50 snorlax unless the snorlax knows no attacks and it takes like 80+ moves
[07:04:37] gamecynic: I like the Ronald song
[07:04:44] it_is_fanatic: timNerd
[07:05:20] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: god my hair is so tangled
[07:05:34] blacryu: pokemon tcg needs a lvl? death card
[07:06:06] put_naked_julia_in_umvc3: im approaching britney spears hair shave at 2am territory at warp speed
[07:06:16] jencis0: do it
[07:06:50] it_is_fanatic: feed the Lax
[07:07:48] gamecynic: If Ronald draws all his cards, he loses. That's how I won the final battle in the original
[07:07:58] dajmasta: timClip
[07:08:21] it_is_fanatic: lickylicky time
[07:08:40] gamecynic: You'll lick too
[07:08:43] it_is_fanatic: timClip
[07:08:51] dart133: you win by tounging harder than your opponent
[07:10:21] sphericalna: Hey Tim are we back to flipping coins :)
[07:10:50] comfycouch: Wow that APN
[07:10:58] it_is_fanatic: whats max hand size?
[07:11:02] comfycouch: APM
[07:11:47] blacryu: Tim can you please explain how Bill works when you play it, need a refresher thx.
[07:14:34] it_is_fanatic: hungers for killing
[07:14:35] lucky_edie: I see those rng hacks
[07:14:57] gashapon: pot of bill
[07:15:22] winner47: I remember that Abra art, that was one of my favorite cards
[07:16:01] blizzaxe: Did Fairy become its own type in the cardgame?
[07:16:12] blizzaxe: like with Steel and Dark
[07:16:20] dangergreg: yup
[07:16:22] mrzorage: Yeah fairy is its own type
[07:16:44] dangergreg: so is dragon but it doesnt have dragon energy
[07:16:50] willster132: hi tim
[07:17:15] mrzorage: Yeah dragon is weird and kinda useless
[07:17:41] dangergreg: actually I think there is a dragon energy but it's a special energy
[07:17:47] winner47: I use Bill! What does Bill do? Bill let's me draw two cards from my deck! But what does Bill do? My Bill card will let me take two cards from my deck and put them into my hand! Bill? What does that card do?...
[07:17:47] rosaagustina: that's a very good leg animation
[07:18:16] lucky_edie: I get it, this whole game was designed to sell pennys
[07:18:18] it_is_fanatic: rip ronald mcdonald
[07:19:51] shinywhimsicott: that blastoise is great if you have a dedicated water deck
[07:19:57] pkgam: That Blastoise is the same as the original Blastoise: Ridiculously overpowered, lol!
[07:20:03] gamecynic: reg blastoise is often
[07:20:21] thetalkingpotato: LuL
[07:20:25] dangergreg: oh nooooo
[07:20:25] willster132: nice
[07:20:30] rosaagustina: oh
[07:20:30] blacryu: gg
[07:20:31] sishen1542: UHHHHHHH
[07:20:35] gamecynic: Nooooo
[07:20:37] pkgam: Oh god!
[07:20:40] winner47: Eww only water
[07:20:45] britishhat: tim
[07:20:47] raynor_ex: save states are dangerous
[07:20:50] thetalkingpotato: As soon as i join you hit it :)
[07:20:53] winner47: oh.
[07:20:57] ethernetseeds: map them to something else
[07:20:58] thetalkingpotato: o
[07:20:59] britishhat: timBin
[07:21:00] koolman9921: timOh
[07:21:00] dangergreg: oh shit
[07:21:03] willster132: SAVED
[07:21:04] pkgam: Saved!
[07:21:06] gamecynic: Whew
[07:21:07] raynor_ex: oh shit
[07:21:10] raynor_ex: that's amazing
[07:21:12] dangergreg: that's wild
[07:21:13] koolman9921: Just remove your L and R buttons
[07:21:16] winner47: God bless
[07:21:18] rosaagustina: technology has gone a long long way
[07:21:22] winner47: That's so good
[07:21:27] blacryu: Biggest save 2017
[07:21:31] gamecynic: Anyway considering making a water deck
[07:21:34] winner47: Is that common in an emulator?
[07:21:36] shimmerfairy: why is retroarch's UI so dumb that there doesn't seem to be an unbind option?
[07:23:46] shinywhimsicott: some of those cards like Psyduck and Seadra synergize very well with that Blastoise's pokemon power
[07:24:41] jencis0: TPFufun
[07:26:00] jencis0: ew
[07:26:27] gamecynic: I love wet farts
[07:27:35] jencis0: are there bootleg cards in this game?
[07:27:46] gamecynic: Anyway this person is gonna die in a few turns anyway so I wouldn't agonize
[07:28:22] winner47: Jacob looks so chill
[07:28:30] silversonic: Sup Tim
[07:28:38] blizzaxe: good benefits
[07:28:46] blizzaxe: like being able to force people to play by your rules
[07:28:49] shinywhimsicott: he looks sort of like Archie
[07:29:05] pkgam: Energy Removal is one nasty card!
[07:30:46] pkgam: Bet you have never been more happy to see a Magikarp, lol
[07:30:59] it_is_fanatic: based shellder
[07:31:06] pkgam: Or... you can just win outright~ XD
[07:31:12] gamecynic: Whar a punk
[07:31:18] gamecynic: *what
[07:31:53] gamecynic: LOL
[07:31:54] it_is_fanatic: wooooow
[07:32:03] pkgam: XD
[07:32:09] winner47: Loooool
[07:32:28] hackoon_: hey nerd
[07:32:37] gamecynic: "I won't duel you unless you use shitty cards."
[07:32:44] blondrobin: @
[07:32:57] ethernetseeds: just bind them to other keys you don't use
[07:33:03] blondrobin: How can you swim with the letters G R over your goggles
[07:33:21] hackoon_: I think you press Start before you get the bind prompt
[07:33:22] shimmerfairy: there's a kbd AND controller binding for each function; there's no visible way to unbind
[07:33:25] hackoon_: like, in selecting them
[07:33:32] blizzaxe: they have those sunglasses with designs on them like that
[07:33:55] pkgam: Maybe they are like... some see-through lamination over goggles? Like a halloween mask that covers your whole face.
[07:34:00] hackoon_: you gotta press start when you select it, not when you get the bind prompt
[07:34:46] shimmerfairy: "select" as in "highlight" ?
[07:35:23] gamecynic: Pretty much yeag
[07:35:31] gamecynic: *yeah
[07:36:14] it_is_fanatic: thats cute, kid.
[07:36:29] blondrobin: Wall of horse something
[07:36:46] zomgqwert: what does GR stand for?
[07:36:53] pkgam: Great Rocket
[07:37:25] it_is_fanatic: accuracy gameplay lel
[07:37:32] pkgam: Just switch?
[07:37:45] shimmerfairy: Is this game better or worse than MMBN?
[07:39:06] abxion: coin hax
[07:39:29] pkgam: I once had a Squirtle repeatedly Paralyze my Pokemon just enough times until I lost. I couldn't believe it.
[07:39:50] pkgam: lol
[07:39:52] abxion: yeah it can happen, if you are unlucky enough.
[07:39:59] blondrobin: Congratulations Tim you made this small child cry
[07:40:40] pkgam: XD
[07:40:46] it_is_fanatic: jack sparrow!
[07:40:47] gamecynic: timOh
[07:41:06] pkgam: I( wouldn't count on that Dragon Rage, but the Double Flop can work.
[07:45:17] blondrobin: I like how he’s throwing all his energy trash to not die to pois9n
[07:45:23] blondrobin: Poison
[07:46:41] blondrobin: go no re
[07:46:49] pkgam: That works!
[07:47:01] gamecynic: Dang he stood no chance
[07:47:18] blizzaxe: WATERRRRRR
[07:48:54] ethernetseeds: can you make a counter for every time you say that?
[07:50:28] blondrobin: Time to accomplish nothing while the enemy dies of their own accord
[07:53:35] abxion: Slow(poison) and Steady wins the race.
[07:53:53] blondrobin: What the hell is the enemy strategy here
[07:54:00] dangergreg: too bad venoshock wasnt around when this was out
[07:54:58] gamecynic: This is kind of a battle of attrition since she has 100 Mr. Fujis
[07:55:01] abxion: i guess the strategy is just stalling to pad the gametime. :D
[08:00:01] blondrobin: You don’t need it and dark kadabra has no energy
[08:01:47] gamecynic: Though she had a strat against it you STILL won
[08:02:25] raynor_ex: NotLikePsy
[08:02:27] blondrobin: Her strat was terrible
[08:02:31] shimmerfairy: I guess they use Fairy type.
[08:02:37] blondrobin: All it did was massively slow things Dow
[08:02:40] blondrobin: Down
[08:02:42] blackeyedsceva7: I remember when you told me emulator filters were dumb
[08:02:53] blackeyedsceva7: But they really do look better
[08:03:04] gamecynic: et tu Brute?
[08:03:25] nerowski: Yeah, this game looks beautiful. Makes me want to go back and replay some games.
[08:03:38] tsarce: i love chests full of fist
[08:03:41] blackeyedsceva7: Some GCN games look really good with the cel shader in dolphin
[08:03:58] nerowski: Good to know
[08:04:04] shimmerfairy: This game should have an easter egg where if your character is named Caesar, Brutus upon meeting you just stabs you and it's game over. You can't win. It'd be a fun easter egg.
[08:04:13] ethernetseeds: when do you fight the gate guardian?
[08:05:44] shimmerfairy: Yeah, "no energy removal" isn't nearly as blatantly cheating as the other requests.
[08:06:23] skygtr350: timOh no
[08:06:27] dajmasta: that's just annoying
[08:06:36] mrzorage: Why god why
[08:06:48] blondrobin: Spend a card to do 10 damage to... someone
[08:06:51] rickeon: it's flipping a coin, but with tension
[08:07:05] blondrobin: Or bring an energy and do 10 damage with your attack
[08:07:14] dajmasta: but the fist flip's damage is dealt to you if it's tails?
[08:07:19] ethernetseeds: Tim you have to rhyme every line, it's the rules of the labyrinth
[08:07:24] dajmasta: so you actually take damage more than 50% of the time?!
[08:08:04] shimmerfairy: It's a dumb game of hot potato, I suppose.
[08:08:44] dajmasta: not like this
[08:08:45] blondrobin: It’s not even a meaningful amount of damage
[08:08:48] blondrobin: No matter what
[08:09:03] shimmerfairy: Yeah, I think the probability is a sum of .5, .25, etc. approaching zero.
[08:09:09] lokiry: i love life
[08:11:43] oetieloetie: #is this original pokemon tcg game? Or a different one?
[08:12:12] pkgam: That Golem may vaporize you!
[08:12:14] dangergreg: the fan translated sequel
[08:12:52] dajmasta: it's a dragon ball Z episode
[08:12:53] oetieloetie: Ah cool, i 100% the original (as far as possible without trades)
[08:13:00] dajmasta: HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[08:13:17] abortion_shark: The golem is going to kill you in real life
[08:13:53] pkgam: XD
[08:14:26] mrzorage: Also golem is a nightmare if you didn’t already say that
[08:14:38] pkgam: It's over 1/6 of a deck!
[08:15:29] pkgam: You could keep causing status conditions to it, hopefully. If not, find a way to one-shot it.
[08:16:44] pkgam: In such cases, I like to power up something on the bench that can handle something like that, let it KO one of my Pokemon so I can switch in the one that can handle it and then take it on.
[08:17:03] pkgam: Huh?
[08:17:15] pkgam: If it doesn't play Golem, you are safe!
[08:17:18] britishhat: The though passed my mind "Man, I should play a game while watching tim stream, I feel real unproductive"
[08:17:51] rupaulogize: heard you like being paralyzed
[08:18:01] ninjapikmin: how many is he up to?
[08:18:06] britishhat: Then I remember that earlier I rushed through 2 hours of homework in 30 minutes so I could continue playing a gay cat ghost dating sim
[08:18:18] taggenjuskor: a what
[08:18:23] britishhat: You heard me
[08:18:40] pkgam: If he switches in Golem, it's over.
[08:18:48] ethernetseeds: i n f i n i t e h e a d s
[08:18:54] pkgam: lol
[08:19:14] ninjapikmin: your deck is looking like joey's deck full of monster cards
[08:19:24] pkgam: Luckily scyther has a ton of HP.
[08:19:32] taggenjuskor: can you not attack if paralyzed?
[08:19:32] ethernetseeds: retreat
[08:19:35] sorayarlarwin: Well then he just needs to draw his red eyes and he'll win
[08:20:02] pkgam: You can't attack or retreat when paralyzed. Only a Switch Trainer card would work.
[08:20:07] ethernetseeds: nooo the uber golem
[08:23:26] pkgam: I get the idea of his deck. It's to stall until it can make a ridiculous Golem, then sweep. But he never used it so it may be an AI issue.
[08:27:33] abortion_shark: He's making it too powerful
[08:27:44] abortion_shark: I'm going to make sure my doors are locked tonight
[08:27:56] pkgam: I do believe if you turn off the game in the middle of a duel, you can return where you left off or your last hard save. At least it was like thati n the original game.
[08:30:03] pkgam: That Haunter is beastly!
[08:30:19] pkgam: Even at random, that can offset plans.
[08:30:35] ethernetseeds: where can I get uncool porygon?
[08:30:37] yoyatime: the first 3d pokemon
[08:30:52] taggenjuskor: im the uncool porygon
[08:33:06] tifakitteh: Save states woes?
[08:36:44] pkgam: Machoke is rather iffy. Machamp has it's uses though due to Strikes Back.
[08:38:07] hinkles: Use magic missile
[08:38:48] pkgam: Using Fossil Aerodactyl can stop opponent evolution, while you combine itwith overwhelmingly powerful Basic Pokemon like Hitmonchan. You can even use Scyther in such a deck because it uses colorless energy.
[08:44:16] ethernetseeds: doesn't low kick only need 1 energy?
[08:45:15] hinkles: Looks like you're boned
[08:45:16] dangergreg: the game was going to come out in the west
[08:45:18] theeyesofsyn92: Good evening Tim and Chat, how are you feeling dude?
[08:45:28] dangergreg: but it was JUST before the gba and they didnt want to split audiences
[08:46:28] unalive: so she forces you to build a deck that can only deal damage types she resists.
[08:46:35] unalive: What a fair sport
[08:48:43] koreanusher: Tim, you actually win all the duels now? Are you the King of Games?
[08:49:48] skygtr350: Fight Energy only cirNo
[08:49:56] koreanusher: Oh, you also lose too.... so you're a Joey in yugioh :(
[08:51:15] koreanusher: By the way, who is considered Kaiba in this game?
[08:51:19] pkgam: lol
[08:53:33] pkgam: Resistant
[08:54:01] koreanusher: LUL
[08:54:11] koreanusher: Oh.
[08:54:16] darksol188: Yeah, like I said. All dictated as soon as the match begins. This game's RNG is kinda dumb.
[08:54:23] rickeon: cheating at a children's card game
[08:54:29] rickeon: failing to cheat
[08:54:36] yoyatime: they pre-emptively dissuaded emulator cheats
[08:54:51] skygtr350: Grace is thinking.
[08:54:57] shimmerfairy: my favorite, risk game flippy head.
[08:55:06] darksol188: Ah, hm. That, I didn't know.
[08:55:12] koreanusher: too bad that machop can't do damage to you
[08:55:28] pkgam: Told' ya! lol
[08:55:43] koreanusher: Scyther is too OP
[08:56:13] koreanusher: you should just stack your deck with only scythers
[08:56:22] hinkles: As opposed to a person without arms
[08:56:47] koreanusher: it's a mutated human obviously
[08:56:58] koreanusher: but poke-humans see them as monsters
[08:57:25] koreanusher: LUL
[08:57:50] koreanusher: and these Machoke and Machamps are stored inside a pokeballs :(
[08:57:59] tifakitteh: Tie up two machops together, now they have 4 arms
[08:58:20] pkgam: Woot!
[08:58:24] skygtr350: dark Dragonite lirikCHAMP
[08:58:30] koreanusher: Dark Dragonite!
[08:58:53] djgamer__: can you use save states to change what's in the booster?
[08:59:34] koreanusher: wait, if it does double damage on physic and the physic monster weakness is physic (like kadabara is), does it do 120 damage?
[08:59:41] koreanusher: since 30 x 2 x 2?
[09:00:18] koreanusher: Only just a bill
[09:00:22] itsknifetomeetyou: BILL BILL BILL
[09:01:01] skygtr350: LUL
[09:01:03] taggenjuskor: i love when supervillains store one (1) card in a full-sized chest
[09:01:22] skygtr350: It's like Yugioh, I make rules that are really cheap
[09:02:00] koreanusher: Ever since I watched that twitch yugioh marathon, I realized just how full of cheats the anime was
[09:02:13] koreanusher: chat just literally spammed countless "???????????" during those moments
[09:03:24] koreanusher: Brutus is just trolling you and not putting any additioonal energy on his current monster
[09:04:06] koreanusher: oh boy, here we go
[09:04:14] koreanusher: LUL
[09:04:33] koreanusher: 18 more cards for him to draw to lose
[09:05:44] koreanusher: aw
[09:06:48] tifakitteh: Mirror matchhh
[09:06:51] skygtr350: Brutus is thinking.
[09:06:57] koreanusher: are you really going for the stall tactic?
[09:07:23] tifakitteh: I will go and inform myself on Monsters of Pockets
[09:08:10] tifakitteh: Do Dark Alakazam require a Dark Kadabra to evolve? or what do
[09:08:49] tifakitteh: Were Dark Pokemon in the actual card game?
[09:08:57] koreanusher: LUL
[09:09:00] thetalkingpotato: LuL
[09:09:11] tifakitteh: That's a convenient function
[09:09:53] koreanusher: you might just want to stall?
[09:10:29] tifakitteh: Who levels a Kakuna up to 50
[09:10:38] tifakitteh: I mean, 20
[09:10:47] koreanusher: if only you had a scyther whos resistance is fighting
[09:10:55] scruffymonkeh: Bug Catcher Tim
[09:11:04] koreanusher: wait, kakuna is resistance to fighting right?
[09:11:23] tifakitteh: Are you forgetting the Special Rules
[09:11:30] koreanusher: rip
[09:12:17] scruffymonkeh: Brutus is 🤔
[09:16:12] scruffymonkeh: We didnt believe hard enough :/
[09:17:36] tifakitteh: Wait why does Kangasskhan resist Psychic
[09:17:50] tifakitteh: Go drunk TCG2 you're drunk
[09:17:59] unalive: Psychic is like a mix of Ghost and Psychic from the games
[09:18:01] tifakitteh: wait
[09:18:35] scruffymonkeh: Brutus is just happy youre here playing the game with him :)
[09:19:05] akeazy: hi tim
[09:20:36] unalive: it plays well with super powerful basic cards
[09:20:42] unalive: like Kangaskhan
[09:21:17] darksol188: Nah, that's pretty useful. Declining gives you card advantage, acepting means you get to choose exactly what you want for your bench. But you need to be able to deal with what they choose.