utena liveblog episodes 26+27

[10:36 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Episode 26, Akio is being hella ominous and pushy
[10:39 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Incredibly relevant episode, it seems so far
[10:40 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: ...why does the mother look so much like the rose bride
[10:40 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: *soon to be stepmother
[10:41 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: After that thing with that boy that looked like the prince during most of season 2, I can't let this slide
[10:43 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: So she's still doing that thing where she hangs out with questionable dudes just to piss Miki off...
[10:45 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Oh great, the car sequence
[10:47 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: "I'm always completely honest with my feelings" :think2: I dunno, you sure do lay the sarcasm pretty thick
[10:49 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: A pale blue rose...
[10:50 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Well, it seems to be a better, more dynamic setup sequence than the creepy-ass one in that tiny room
[10:57 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Both combatants with a maiden to bring out the best in them...
[10:58 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: ...why is his sister in the car
[10:58 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: ...is she going to seduce her?
[11:01 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Egg. Let's do this
[11:05 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: You didn't lay the egg, nanami, it got there some other way
[11:08 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Tell him that you found it
[11:10 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Wow, this is reaching rugrats levels of ridiculous jumping to conclusions via lack of information
[11:12 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: My Ball
[11:12 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: It's a fucking bowling ball, Nanami
[11:14 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Is she offering that egg enough warmth?
[11:17 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: What the fuck, first anthy has a cow called nanami, now a chicken called nanami?
[11:20 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Ugh, redhair doritoface... it's people like you that put Jury into such a conundrum way earlier
[11:21 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: ...what the fuck
[11:23 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: ????????? Why is the identical trio drinking raw scrambled eggs???? I THOUGHT THEY'D AT LEAST STICK IT ON THE CONVENIENT BOWL OF RICE THEY ALL HAD
[11:25 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Two roses, one of pale red, one of pale yellow
[11:29 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: Be careful with that egg
[11:31 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: The egg has hatched
[11:32 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: What is the shape of that which has hatched though?
[11:32 AM] Ultimate Momchef Niki: That's enough for now