dinkerdingle took a huge MFing hit from his sweet ass bong.

he was surrounded by dope fucking bongs, pipes, bubblers, and some dank joints he rolled himself.

he was meditating.  his goblin gf, veronigoblin, had just broken up with him.  he was sure she broke up with him because he was a goblin gamer, the lowest, and simultaneously the most dangerous part of goblin culture..

"WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY" he thought to himself quietly.  i hope she's not talking to that asshole goblinchad. it was public knowledge that goblinchad had a huge ass 3.5 inch goblindick.

dinkerdingle wasn't just a gamer.  dinkerdingle was a lone wolf, and he lived on the outskirts of goblin society.  he was an outcast, an exile.  he dealt with the most dangerous type of sorcery that ever existed.

weed magic.

even when dinkerdingle was young, his parents were both greatly afraid and also hella stoked that he would become the most dangerous and fearsome weed sorceror in the land of baggleroth. at the age of 3, he was rolling the sweetest fucking joints his parents had ever seen.  he was a prodigy, and the goblin's chosen one, as dictated in the goblin prophecy. he was 'gibbly' - which in goblin translates to 'the great and unholy destroyer, the terror before humankind, the final bringer of entropy and death'.

he was dinkerdingle.

for many decades, goblinkind was anxious and terrified of the power humanity held with the birth of the human's chosen one - kyle; and still, goblinkind had no idea that their own chosen one had been alive for as long as 7 years.  dinkerdingle had been kept secret, for fear that humankind would use their superior military prowess to eliminate goblinkind's trump card.  the few that knew were advisors informed by dinkerdingle's parents - and of course, the goblin king himself, blungo.

dinkerdingle was in the middle of taking a really impressive badass hit from his super cool bong when he heard a knock at the door.

"wait a second i dont have any friends" he thought to himself.  but he answered the door anyways.  he was shocked when he saw who it was.

"blungo?!?!?!?!?  but im just a lowly gamer loser!"

"yes i know and its pretty embarassing but i need your help dinkerdingle"

to be contieneud...