Jump 139: Terra Formars

Jump #139: Terra Formars
>Knight of Wands (The rapid approach, or more likely departure, of something that sets your world ablaze.)
Huh. Are johj pyromaniacs?
>Age: 25
>Location: Earth, waiting for Bugs-2 to launch
But not for long.
>Identity: Poor (-50)
>Bugs Procedure: Darwin's Bark Spider (Free, Poor)
This spider can weave silk two or three times stronger than any other spider, make the longest spanning webs in nature, and spin their webs differently than anything else in nature. Not to mention they are big bastards. Pretty sure that when the transformation is active it means I'm going to be hulking out.
>Hidden Potential (850)
What, you thought I'd get a spider with that sort of potential and then not be able to use its webs? Yeah, no. We're talking about the toughest biological material that exists. Ten times stronger than kevlar. Not passing that up.
>Calm (750)
With all the bullshit that is in this setting, I will NEED this one.
>Defiant (Free, Poor)
But I'll be damned if I'm going to let any of this keep me down.
>Scavenger (550)
Recognize valuable and/or dangerous things by instinct? Sounds useful to me.
>Roma Warrior (400)
There's something else to splice into the genes of everyone in Konasse. I'm starting to feel less ethical the more I splice in, though...
>I See Where This Is Going (0)
And I want no part of it.

I'm going to get Sajuuk.

I'm going to beam every life form on Mars's surface bigger than my fist into space. Once I have gotten everything off the planet, I'm going to vaporize them with Sajuuk's scaled-up primary weapon because they offend my sensibilities.

And then I'm going to run the scan again and make sure my scans can penetrate to 100 meters, and repeat the process. And then I'm going to run my scans AGAIN. And keep repeating the process, with various levels of sci-fi bullshit scanners, until I can penetrate the core of the planet.

Because screw this setting. IN ITS EYE SOCKET. Johj are bullshit.