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Pickle Homer, Amateur Farrier

Jul 14th, 2022
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  1. >be me, bonky the horse
  2. >with my friend, pickle homer
  3. >my hooves have grown out
  4. >he's going to take a crack at filing them down
  5. >he calls me over
  6. >he tells me to throw a hoof up
  7. >he begins scraping it out
  8. >something down there is getting kind of hot
  9. >i ask him if he's taking a little too much off the top
  10. >he says "umm. no."
  11. >i feel like he's too much off the top
  12. >i am feeling sharp, stabbing pains now
  13. >like someone is viciously and purposefully stabbing me
  14. >"are you viciously and purposefully stabbing me?" i ask
  15. >he says "no. don't worry about it."
  16. >i feel like someone is carving me up to inflict the maximum amount of damage possible
  17. >i look back at him
  18. >he's carving me up to inflict the maximum amount of damage possible
  19. >he says "don't worry. i'll fix it."
  20. >he heads to his blacksmith station
  21. >he starts making me some metal shoes to correct my mutilated hooves
  22. >he calls me over
  23. >he tells me to throw a hoof up
  24. >he puts the first shoe on
  25. >it's blazing hot
  26. >i scream
  27. >my feet are on fire
  28. >he starts hammering nails in
  29. >he's haphazardly hammering nails into my hooves
  30. >my hooves are all in pain
  31. >my legs are all weak
  32. >i start falling over
  33. >he doesn't notice
  34. >i try to get his attention
  35. >he doesn't see me
  36. >i panic
  37. >i try to kick him
  38. >he doesn't care
  39. >i just lay there and can't get up
  40. >he finishes
  41. >he calls to me, distantly
  42. >his eyes are dark
  43. >his emotional countenance, remote
  44. >he asks me how i feel
  45. >i tell him it hurts
  46. >i tell him it hurts so bad
  47. >he tells me that it's supposed to hurt
  48. >he tells me to stop being a pussy
  49. >he gives me a drink
  50. >he says that i look good now
  51. >i say that i'm dying
  52. >he says he just spent 4 hours fixing my feet and he can't waste any more time on them
  53. >i'm on the floor
  54. >my hooves are cracked and split
  55. >my hooves are oozing black blood
  56. >my legs are covered in deep lacerations
  57. >he sends me home
  58. >the other horses help me hobble to my room
  59. >i tell them what happened
  60. >they ask me if i like it
  61. >i say "no."
  62. >they tell me that it's beautiful
  63. >i cry
  64. >i crawl into bed
  65. >i dream of a time when my hooves were beautiful and new
  66. >i pass out
  67. >i wake up
  68. >i taste iron
  69. >i have soaked the bed in blood
  70. >i cry out to my friends, the horses
  71. >i cry out to my friend pickle homer
  72. >i look around
  73. >the horses are all around me
  74. >pickle homer is watching from the doorway
  75. >they are chewing on my legs
  76. >they are eating me
  77. >i am being eaten by my pony friends
  78. >i cannot move
  79. >my body is paralyzed in fear
  80. >i am being eaten alive!
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