lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[
		local emitter = ParticleEmitter( LocalPlayer():GetPos() )
		local time = 0

		hook.Add( "Think", "wat", function()
			if CurTime() < time then
				return
			end

			time = CurTime() +0.05
			for i = 1, 16 do
				local part = emitter:Add(
					"particles/balloon_bit",
					LocalPlayer():GetPos() +Vector(
						math.random( -256, 256 ),
						math.random( -256, 256 ),
						256
					)
				)

				if part then
					local Size = math.random( 4, 7 )

					part:SetColor( math.random(0, 255), math.random(0, 255), math.random(0, 255), 255 )
					part:SetVelocity( Vector( 40, 25, -math.random(300, 400) ) )
					part:SetDieTime( 4.5 )
					part:SetGravity( Vector(40, 0, -250) )
					part:SetLifeTime( 0 )
					part:SetStartSize( Size /2 )
					part:SetEndSize( Size )
					part:SetCollide( true )
				end
			end
		end )
	]] )

	lol:SendLua( pPlayer, [[
		hook.Add( "RenderScreenspaceEffects", "wat", function()
			local sinScaler = math.sin( CurTime() )
			DrawBloom(
				0,
				3,
				sinScaler *math.Rand(1, 8),
				sinScaler *math.Rand(1, 8),
				6,
				math.Rand(0.5, 2),
				math.Rand(0, 0.3),
				math.Rand(0, 0.3),
				math.Rand(0.5, 1)
			)

			DrawColorModify{
				["$pp_colour_addr"] = 0,
				["$pp_colour_addg"] = 0,
				["$pp_colour_addb"] = 00,
				["$pp_colour_brightness" ] = 0,
				["$pp_colour_contrast" ] = 1,
				["$pp_colour_colour" ] = 1,
				["$pp_colour_mulr" ] = 0,
				["$pp_colour_mulg" ] = 0,
				["$pp_colour_mulb" ] = 1
			}
		end )

		local mdl = ClientsideModel( "models/player/skeleton.mdl", RENDERGROUP_BOTH )
		mdl:SetNoDraw( true )
		local posCache, time = {}, 0

		hook.Add( "HUDPaint", "dance", function()
			if not mdl.SeqStart or CurTime() > (mdl.SeqStart +mdl.SeqDuration) then
				local idx = mdl:LookupSequence("taunt_dance")
				mdl.SeqDuration = mdl:SequenceDuration( idx )
				mdl.SeqStart = CurTime()
				mdl:ResetSequence( idx )
			end

			mdl:SetCycle( (CurTime() -mdl.SeqStart) /mdl.SeqDuration )


			local w, h = 300, 300
			local ang = Angle( 0, 0, 0 )

			for i = 1, 32 do
				if CurTime() > time then
					posCache[i] = { math.random( 0, ScrW() -w ), math.random( 0, ScrH() -h ) }
				end
				local x, y = posCache[i][1], posCache[i][2]

				cam.Start3D( (ang:Forward() *64) +(ang:Up() *32), (ang:Forward()*-1):Angle(), 90, x, y, w, h )
					cam.IgnoreZ( true )
					render.SuppressEngineLighting( true )

					render.SetLightingOrigin( mdl:GetPos() )
					render.ResetModelLighting( 1, 1, 1 )
					render.SetColorModulation( 0, 0, 1 )

					mdl:DrawModel()

					render.SuppressEngineLighting( false )
					cam.IgnoreZ( false )
				cam.End3D()
			end

			if CurTime() > time then
				time = CurTime() +0.15
			end
		end )

		surface.PlaySound( "vo/npc/male01/ohno.wav" )
	]] )
end )