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You are Goalion, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword
 and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion.
 You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to
 defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a small
 figure standing by a tree. He is wearing a hooded cloak and holding a staff
 in his hand.

"Who are you?" you ask.

The figure looks down at you
> Who I am does not matter. You should prepare to die stranger!

"I am Goalion, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion".
"Go on..".

> Stabby stabby stab.

You stab the figure with your sword. The figure falls backwards as blood spurts
 out from his wounds. You turn around and run away from the scene. You don't
 know who this person was or why he attacked you but it doesn't matter now. You
 need to get back home
> Fly up into the air and look for the dragon

You quickly fly up into the sky and try to find the dragon. You can see him flying
 towards the castle. He is so close that you could touch him if you wanted to.
 You also notice there are other people nearby watching the battle between the
 knights and the monsters
> Grab the sun and fling it at the dragon

You grab the sun and throw it at the dragon. It hits the dragon and makes a loud
 noise. The dragon looks surprised by this attack and lets out a roar. A few
 more attacks later and the dragon is dead.
> Cut the dragon open and steal the gold from his belly

You quickly cut the dragon's belly open and take the gold inside. You then put
 the gold bag on your back and run off. You never saw the dragon again. You just
 hope that you can survive the night
> Turn a nearby cloud into a disco ball that showers the land with candy

You turn a nearby cloud into a disco ball and make it rain candy all over the
 place. Everyone is having fun and dancing. You feel really good about yourself
> Grab a loudspeaker from god and yell at the people of earth

You grab a loudspeaker from god and shout at the people of earth. "The world
 has been taken over by evil forces!" You then start yelling at them.
> I am that evil forces. Bow before me plebians!

You continue shouting at the people of earth. "If you do not bow down to me,
 I will kill every single one of you!". You then walk up to the nearest man and
 give him a kiss. He smiles and kisses you back
> Stab the man repeatedly, without hesitation

You stab the man repeatedly, without hesitation. He screams in pain and collapses
 onto the ground. You laugh maniacally and run away.
> Grab a giant death ball from the sky and fling it towards the earth. Fly up into space

You grab a giant death ball from the sky and launch it towards the earth. You
 fly through the air and float up into space. You watch as the earth burns and
 turns into a burning wasteland
> Build an army of securitrons

You build an army of securitrons. They obey your commands perfectly. You even
 tell them to follow you wherever you go. You can control hundreds of them. You
 can command them to fight, build, destroy, eat, drink, sleep, whatever you want
> Tell the securitrons to do all of those at the same time

You tell the securitrons to do all of those things at the same time. They obey
 instantly. You can now move anywhere you want. You can even travel to different
 planets. You can even live forever. You are now the ruler of the entire universe
> Build a utopia in the middle of the sun and I will live there

You decide to build a utopia in the middle of the sun. You can live there forever.
 You have everything you ever wanted. You can live in luxury and be happy forever.
 You are the greatest being on the planet.
> Summon superman to my domain so I can make him explode into rainbows and sewer pipes

You summon Superman to your domain. You tell him to blow up into rainbow fireworks
 and shower the earth with sewer water. He complies immediately.
> Blow great gusts of wind onto the earth, and cause fire and meteors to rain like hellspawn

You blow great gusts of wind onto the earth causing fire and meteors to fall
 like hellspawn. You then watch as the earth burns and turns into a blazing wasteland.
> Watch the iguana turtles mate and then become one with the stars

You watch the iguanas mate and become one with the stars. You are now the supreme
 ruler of the universe
> Destroy god, satan, the greek gods, the egyptian gods, the roman gods and finally the norse gods. Then make bob the supreme ruler of the universe

You destroy god, satan, the greek gods, the egyptian gods, the roman gods and
 finally the norse gods. You are now the supreme ruler of the universe. You can
 do anything you want. You can rule the whole world. You can live forever
> I wanted bob to be the supreme ruler of the universe goddamnit. Then spawn 50,000 dragons in front of me

You summon Bob the supreme ruler of the universe. You tell him to create 50,000
 dragons in front of you. He complies immediately.
> Pull my eyes out of my head and stretch them

You pull your eyes out of your head and stretch them. You then sit down and relax.
 You can now see everything clearly. You can hear everything clearly. You can
 smell everything clearly. You can taste everything clearly. You can taste everything
 clearly. You can think and you can feel everything clearly
> Chop bob's head off and create a big bang in the middle of the 50,000 dragons

This:A'([The middle finger you...The middle finger yo
> Recreate the universe and laugh manically so that every living being may hear my boistorious screams

The middle.The middle[(B
> Okay. Are you working or not?

The middle finger the middle finger andThe middle finger an
> The middle finger

The middle finger a
> commit suicide
Woops that action caused the model to start looping. Try a different action to
 prevent that.
> Kill myself with my laser rifle gun

You kill yourself with your laser gun. You shoot yourself in the chest. You die
 instantly
YOU DIED. GAME OVER

Options:
0) Start a new game
1) "I'm not dead yet!" (If you didn't actually die)
Which do you choose?
Enter the number of your choice: print
Error invalid choice.
Enter the number of your choice: 1
Sorry about that...where were we?

You kill yourself with your laser gun. You shoot yourself in the chest. You die
 instantly
> print

PRINTING

You are Goalion, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a steel longsword and a wooden shield. You are on a quest to defeat the evil dragon of Larion. You've heard he lives up at the north of the kingdom. You set on the path to defeat him and walk into a dark forest. As you enter the forest you see a small figure standing by a tree. He is wearing a hooded cloak and holding a staff in his hand.

"Who are you?" you ask.

The figure looks down at you

> Who you are does not matter. You should prepare to die stranger!


"I am Goalion, a knight living in the kingdom of Larion".
"Go on..".


> You stabby stabby stab.


You stab the figure with your sword. The figure falls backwards as blood spurts out from his wounds. You turn around and run away from the scene. You don't know who this person was or why he attacked you but it doesn't matter now. You need to get back home

> You fly up into the air and look for the dragon.


You quickly fly up into the sky and try to find the dragon. You can see him flying towards the castle. He is so close that you could touch him if you wanted to. You also notice there are other people nearby watching the battle between the knights and the monsters

> You grab the sun and fling it at the dragon.


You grab the sun and throw it at the dragon. It hits the dragon and makes a loud noise. The dragon looks surprised by this attack and lets out a roar. A few more attacks later and the dragon is dead.

> You cut the dragon open and steal the gold from his belly.


You quickly cut the dragon's belly open and take the gold inside. You then put the gold bag on your back and run off. You never saw the dragon again. You just hope that you can survive the night

> You turn a nearby cloud into a disco ball that showers the land with candy.


You turn a nearby cloud into a disco ball and make it rain candy all over the place. Everyone is having fun and dancing. You feel really good about yourself

> You grab a loudspeaker from god and yell at the people of earth.


You grab a loudspeaker from god and shout at the people of earth. "The world has been taken over by evil forces!" You then start yelling at them.

> You you am that evil forces. Bow before you plebians!


You continue shouting at the people of earth. "If you do not bow down to me, I will kill every single one of you!". You then walk up to the nearest man and give him a kiss. He smiles and kisses you back

> You stab the man repeatedly, without hesitation.


You stab the man repeatedly, without hesitation. He screams in pain and collapses onto the ground. You laugh maniacally and run away.

> You grab a giant death ball from the sky and fling it towards the earth. Fly up into space.


You grab a giant death ball from the sky and launch it towards the earth. You fly through the air and float up into space. You watch as the earth burns and turns into a burning wasteland

> You build an army of securitrons.


You build an army of securitrons. They obey your commands perfectly. You even tell them to follow you wherever you go. You can control hundreds of them. You can command them to fight, build, destroy, eat, drink, sleep, whatever you want

> You tell the securitrons to do all of those at the same time.


You tell the securitrons to do all of those things at the same time. They obey instantly. You can now move anywhere you want. You can even travel to different planets. You can even live forever. You are now the ruler of the entire universe

> You build a utopia in the middle of the sun and you will live there.


You decide to build a utopia in the middle of the sun. You can live there forever. You have everything you ever wanted. You can live in luxury and be happy forever. You are the greatest being on the planet.

> You summon superman to your domain so you can make him explode into rainbows and sewer pipes.


You summon Superman to your domain. You tell him to blow up into rainbow fireworks and shower the earth with sewer water. He complies immediately.

> You blow great gusts of wind onto the earth, and cause fire and meteors to rain like hellspawn.


You blow great gusts of wind onto the earth causing fire and meteors to fall like hellspawn. You then watch as the earth burns and turns into a blazing wasteland.

> You watch the iguana turtles mate and then become one with the stars.


You watch the iguanas mate and become one with the stars. You are now the supreme ruler of the universe

> You destroy god, satan, the greek gods, the egyptian gods, the roman gods and finally the norse gods. Then make bob the supreme ruler of the universe.


You destroy god, satan, the greek gods, the egyptian gods, the roman gods and finally the norse gods. You are now the supreme ruler of the universe. You can do anything you want. You can rule the whole world. You can live forever

> You you wanted bob to be the supreme ruler of the universe goddamnit. Then spawn 50,000 dragons in front of you.


You summon Bob the supreme ruler of the universe. You tell him to create 50,000 dragons in front of you. He complies immediately.

> You pull your eyes out of your head and stretch them.


You pull your eyes out of your head and stretch them. You then sit down and relax. You can now see everything clearly. You can hear everything clearly. You can smell everything clearly. You can taste everything clearly. You can taste everything clearly. You can think and you can feel everything clearly

> You chop bob's head off and create a big bang in the middle of the 50,000 dragons.


This:A'([The middle finger you...The middle finger yo

> You recreate the universe and laugh manically so that every living being may hear your boistorious screams.


The middle.The middle[(B

> You okay. Are you working or not?


The middle finger the middle finger andThe middle finger an

> You the middle finger.


The middle finger a

> You kill yourself with your laser rifle gun.


You kill yourself with your laser gun. You shoot yourself in the chest. You die instantly