movie

international dad ( trailer )
[scene opens up with an old fat brown dude, almost bald with a funny mustache in short shorts on the floor]
[phone rings]
[dude answers]
"bueno?"
"your daughter wants to meet you"
"who is this?"
"your Armenian ex"
[lionsgate and all  scene comes in while]
"hi dad, it's me Angelica"
"hi papi, it's me Angel"
"hola papa, soy yo Angela"
"nastarovia, it's me Angelique"
[camera switches to dad]
"I'm a fat old guy who has teen daughters from different countries and different ethnicities... why do they want to meet me in the most depressing stage of my life?"
"I guess they just wanna meet Mexico", says my friend

[voice off]
"I was born in Mexico. Then move to the U.S to have a better education. At least, that's what my parents believed. I was really lucky with the girls from L.A. I thought nobody would care if I impreganate them... well, that was 15 years ago. Today. I have to take them shopping and explain what is marriage to them"