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  1. [2015-09-12 11:30:22] <Wayo|Laptop> PONY NOW
  2. [2015-09-12 11:30:24] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> HERE WE GO
  3. [2015-09-12 11:30:25] <garamir> "And that's how I killed him!"
  4. [2015-09-12 11:30:31] <fenster> wow this is the most mom show
  5. [2015-09-12 11:30:46] <constellation> >waiting for amazon package
  6. [2015-09-12 11:30:49] <TheDoctor> WE ahve Fabric sign!
  7. [2015-09-12 11:30:55] <drunkill> that'll replace pony when pone is cancelled next week
  8. [2015-09-12 11:31:00] <garamir> *bonk*
  9. [2015-09-12 11:31:01] <Momo> Why would someone with misbehaving kids wanna watch more misbehaving kids?
  10. [2015-09-12 11:31:01] <Wayo|Laptop> this is me yesterday wiating for Mario Maker
  11. [2015-09-12 11:31:03] <Knuckleshy> Button clock
  12. [2015-09-12 11:31:09] <drunkill> ding ding
  13. [2015-09-12 11:31:11] <drunkill> pony post
  14. [2015-09-12 11:31:13] <Aramek> Button clock. :3
  15. [2015-09-12 11:31:16] <drunkill> gotta post pony
  16. [2015-09-12 11:31:17] <TheDoctor> AHHHHHHH!
  17. [2015-09-12 11:31:20] <fenster> :o
  18. [2015-09-12 11:31:28] <Chronos30> want my culinary abortions?
  19. [2015-09-12 11:31:31] <drunkill> bighead
  20. [2015-09-12 11:31:32] <Corpy> cilantro
  21. [2015-09-12 11:31:37] <RudeCyrus> ew
  22. [2015-09-12 11:31:41] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Strawberries and cinnamon alone wouldn’t be so bad, but the cilantro...
  23. [2015-09-12 11:31:42] <constellation> >tape
  24. [2015-09-12 11:31:43] <garamir> is this an AKR episode
  25. [2015-09-12 11:31:45] <Momo> Ick.
  26. [2015-09-12 11:31:47] <Knuckleshy> Pinkie the Wordsmith.
  27. [2015-09-12 11:31:49] <Aramek> hahahahha
  28. [2015-09-12 11:31:55] <LapisInfinitas> I got that genetic thing that makes cilantro taste like soap.
  29. [2015-09-12 11:31:57] <Aramek> Strangely sickening.
  30. [2015-09-12 11:32:14] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> LapisInfinitas: Me too :(
  31. [2015-09-12 11:32:17] <Chronos30> With the alliteration and the pinkie, yeah maybe
  32. [2015-09-12 11:32:34] <drunkill> *barf*
  33. [2015-09-12 11:32:39] <RudeCyrus> freeeeeennns
  34. [2015-09-12 11:32:41] <fenster> I didn't realize it was genetic, I just thought cilantro tasted bad
  35. [2015-09-12 11:32:51] <garamir> yep, Spazz is dying
  36. [2015-09-12 11:32:53] <Aramek> You have weak genes.
  37. [2015-09-12 11:32:55] <Momo> Yeah, it's the same with brussels sprouts.
  38. [2015-09-12 11:33:05] <garamir> back to the blur-o-vision stream
  39. [2015-09-12 11:33:14] <TheDoctor> FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS!
  40. [2015-09-12 11:33:20] <Momo> Just lean back.
  41. [2015-09-12 11:33:21] <quyksilver> WITH YOUR PARENTS’ PERMISSION
  42. [2015-09-12 11:33:32] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Geez. What happens when a kid accidentally stomps the middle part of that thing?
  43. [2015-09-12 11:33:32] <Shotgunbadger> cilantro rules
  44. [2015-09-12 11:33:34] <Aramek> This ep started out with some A+ Pinkie, so, already good.
  45. [2015-09-12 11:33:37] <Shotgunbadger> sorry genetic screwjobs
  46. [2015-09-12 11:33:42] <Wayo|Laptop> this episode is confirmed to be AKR
  47. [2015-09-12 11:33:42] <Aramek> Coriander is good too.
  48. [2015-09-12 11:33:48] -->| Swift` (Mibbit@synIRC-D043B105.sb.sd.cox.net) has joined #ponyday
  49. [2015-09-12 11:33:49] <Aramek> Might even be better than Cilantro.
  50. [2015-09-12 11:33:50] <Wayo|Laptop> as noted, the hints were already there.
  51. [2015-09-12 11:33:52] <Aramek> ;3
  52. [2015-09-12 11:33:55] <Knuckleshy> hi swift
  53. [2015-09-12 11:34:07] <Momo> I like coriander seeds but not coriander greens.
  54. [2015-09-12 11:34:15] <drunkill> so, she just lied
  55. [2015-09-12 11:34:15] <garamir> For-Profit Online University
  56. [2015-09-12 11:34:24] <Swift`> Hello!
  57. [2015-09-12 11:34:26] <Aramek> (The greens are Cilantro)
  58. [2015-09-12 11:34:27] <Shotgunbadger> THIS TIME WE HAVE A MAIN CHARACTER
  59. [2015-09-12 11:34:28] <drunkill> frenz
  60. [2015-09-12 11:34:29] <Chronos30> yeah AKR
  61. [2015-09-12 11:34:31] <Chronos30> you called it
  62. [2015-09-12 11:34:47] <garamir> Totally unexpected
  63. [2015-09-12 11:34:48] <constellation> callback
  64. [2015-09-12 11:34:49] <drunkill> hunger games
  65. [2015-09-12 11:34:50] <constellation> neat
  66. [2015-09-12 11:34:54] <Aramek> I'm gonna try to watch that.
  67. [2015-09-12 11:34:55] <Aramek> Try.
  68. [2015-09-12 11:34:56] <garamir> giant hat
  69. [2015-09-12 11:34:58] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> These are some creative credits layouts.
  70. [2015-09-12 11:35:01] <Aramek> Because Oktoberfest.
  71. [2015-09-12 11:35:11] <RudeCyrus> literalist pinkie
  72. [2015-09-12 11:35:12] <drunkill> rarity shop
  73. [2015-09-12 11:35:18] <constellation> tongue twister episode
  74. [2015-09-12 11:35:19] <drunkill> huh
  75. [2015-09-12 11:35:21] <Momo> Damn she's doing well.
  76. [2015-09-12 11:35:22] <quyksilver> lol
  77. [2015-09-12 11:35:23] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Sassy Saddles.
  78. [2015-09-12 11:35:25] <RudeCyrus> SASSY SADDLES
  79. [2015-09-12 11:35:27] <Wayo|Laptop> that foreshadowing name.
  80. [2015-09-12 11:35:33] <TheDoctor> Rarity almost as rich as Rainbwo Dash
  81. [2015-09-12 11:35:35] <Aramek> The nub.
  82. [2015-09-12 11:35:35] <RudeCyrus> so sassy
  83. [2015-09-12 11:35:37] <constellation> > the ponies from ponyville
  84. [2015-09-12 11:35:40] <fenster> the ponies form ponyville
  85. [2015-09-12 11:35:41] <constellation> >not princess
  86. [2015-09-12 11:35:48] <BaronPorkface> Liar detected
  87. [2015-09-12 11:35:51] <Knuckleshy> such sass
  88. [2015-09-12 11:35:56] <fenster> but twilight is form canterlot :/
  89. [2015-09-12 11:35:58] <Corpy> oh god. that looks like a horrible OC
  90. [2015-09-12 11:36:01] <drunkill> oh great, terrible english accent
  91. [2015-09-12 11:36:05] <Aramek> Look how lanky she is.
  92. [2015-09-12 11:36:13] <RudeCyrus> MARKETING
  93. [2015-09-12 11:36:31] <TheDoctor> I dont like Sassy...
  94. [2015-09-12 11:36:31] <Knuckleshy> I like her voice.
  95. [2015-09-12 11:36:31] <constellation> ding
  96. [2015-09-12 11:36:34] <RudeCyrus> a hot new princess
  97. [2015-09-12 11:36:37] <Aramek> And your horn is massive.
  98. [2015-09-12 11:36:39] <Corpy> these polls are flawed
  99. [2015-09-12 11:36:40] <fenster> Pony Polls
  100. [2015-09-12 11:36:43] <VoidChicken> oh hey she's wearing a saddle
  101. [2015-09-12 11:36:45] <VoidChicken> been a while
  102. [2015-09-12 11:36:58] <garamir> "I hope you don't mind me using your name and likeness without your permission"
  103. [2015-09-12 11:37:01] <TheDoctor> That's bullshit
  104. [2015-09-12 11:37:11] <Aramek> She's not hot, Twi is uggo.
  105. [2015-09-12 11:37:29] <drunkill> :getout: Aramek you furry king
  106. [2015-09-12 11:37:31] <Knuckleshy> Time,Love, Couture.
  107. [2015-09-12 11:37:32] <Aramek> hah
  108. [2015-09-12 11:37:38] <garamir> *stab*
  109. [2015-09-12 11:37:46] <drunkill> her horn is huge >_>
  110. [2015-09-12 11:37:56] <Aramek> Huge horn.
  111. [2015-09-12 11:37:58] <RudeCyrus> hahaha
  112. [2015-09-12 11:38:07] <RudeCyrus> DUN DUN
  113. [2015-09-12 11:38:10] <VoidChicken> she wearing that WITH the fake wings?
  114. [2015-09-12 11:38:10] <Corpy> this can only end in foreclosure and massive personal debt due to failure to incorporate
  115. [2015-09-12 11:38:12] <Wayo|Laptop> psst: Rarity: SASSY
  116. [2015-09-12 11:38:14] <Chronos30> sassy saddles more like gaudy gloryhog
  117. [2015-09-12 11:38:17] <drunkill> I'm Princess Twilight and this is my favourite shop in the Citade- Canterlot
  118. [2015-09-12 11:38:23] <constellation> ^
  119. [2015-09-12 11:38:28] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> VoidChicken: That’s not even considering any pegasi who might want to buy one.
  120. [2015-09-12 11:38:37] <Wayo|Laptop> Gaudy Glorypants
  121. [2015-09-12 11:38:40] <garamir> Rarity's going to lose the boutique when her business manager turns out to own all the rights to her designs
  122. [2015-09-12 11:38:42] <Aramek> Rariface.
  123. [2015-09-12 11:38:58] <Corpy> pegasi are filthy peasants who don't deserve such luxurious clothing, fizz
  124. [2015-09-12 11:39:05] <fenster> Rarity learns the harsh truths of Business and corperations
  125. [2015-09-12 11:39:07] <Shotgunbadger> corpy's not wrong
  126. [2015-09-12 11:39:22] <Corpy> commercial aborted
  127. [2015-09-12 11:39:33] <garamir> THE CLOUD
  128. [2015-09-12 11:39:39] <Aramek> Peggys are the warrior class, have you already forgotten their history play?
  129. [2015-09-12 11:39:46] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Actually, in most background shots of Canterlot that I’ve seen, it’s always seemed like pegasi were the least common of the pony races there.
  130. [2015-09-12 11:39:49] <garamir> "smart devices not included" what
  131. [2015-09-12 11:39:55] <Aramek> They wear armour and eat helmets!
  132. [2015-09-12 11:40:25] <Corpy> EQG3 is coming...
  133. [2015-09-12 11:40:42] <Aramek> yay eqg
  134. [2015-09-12 11:40:44] <Wayo|Laptop> yes, Saturday night pony in 2 weeks.
  135. [2015-09-12 11:40:44] <RudeCyrus> god dammit, why does twilight need to be there
  136. [2015-09-12 11:40:51] <garamir> Is the outcome friendship
  137. [2015-09-12 11:40:56] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> RudeCyrus: At least it doesn’t seem to be the real Twilight.
  138. [2015-09-12 11:41:04] <RudeCyrus> rarity face
  139. [2015-09-12 11:41:07] <Chronos30> Rarity is experiencing a blue screen of death
  140. [2015-09-12 11:41:14] <Aramek> rarara
  141. [2015-09-12 11:41:17] <garamir> *snort*
  142. [2015-09-12 11:41:21] <TheDoctor> It doesnt look liek Pony Twilight will show up at all,
  143. [2015-09-12 11:41:29] <drunkill> please reboot your pony
  144. [2015-09-12 11:41:33] <RudeCyrus> oh hey fleur
  145. [2015-09-12 11:41:34] <Corpy> good. Sunset Shimmer is better
  146. [2015-09-12 11:41:48] <Aramek> Horsey snort!
  147. [2015-09-12 11:41:49] <Shotgunbadger> those are pretty slick dresses
  148. [2015-09-12 11:41:49] <RudeCyrus> glory hog
  149. [2015-09-12 11:41:50] <Aramek> hahaha
  150. [2015-09-12 11:41:56] <fenster> what
  151. [2015-09-12 11:41:59] <RudeCyrus> cosmare
  152. [2015-09-12 11:42:00] <fenster> what kind of name is that
  153. [2015-09-12 11:42:09] <drunkill> danccing dressess
  154. [2015-09-12 11:42:10] <Corpy> comrade cosmare
  155. [2015-09-12 11:42:13] <RudeCyrus> what is that voice
  156. [2015-09-12 11:42:25] <Aramek> oontz oontz oontz
  157. [2015-09-12 11:42:30] <Aramek> Cosmo?
  158. [2015-09-12 11:42:31] <TheDoctor> That's Cosmo's OC
  159. [2015-09-12 11:42:32] <constellation> this voice is freaking me out
  160. [2015-09-12 11:42:34] <drunkill> southpark
  161. [2015-09-12 11:42:35] <Aramek> hahahhaha
  162. [2015-09-12 11:42:39] <Aramek> Canada Pone.
  163. [2015-09-12 11:42:41] <Aramek> hahahahaha
  164. [2015-09-12 11:42:47] <RudeCyrus> hahaha
  165. [2015-09-12 11:42:51] <constellation> face
  166. [2015-09-12 11:42:53] <drunkill> inspiration... oh my
  167. [2015-09-12 11:42:53] <BaronPorkface> I missed canada thing
  168. [2015-09-12 11:42:54] <Corpy> pfft
  169. [2015-09-12 11:42:55] <RudeCyrus> faaaaaace
  170. [2015-09-12 11:42:55] <garamir> "Tripping the Light"?
  171. [2015-09-12 11:42:56] <Chronos30> Now you can cosplay as your favorite princess
  172. [2015-09-12 11:43:05] <quyksilver> lol dashfasce
  173. [2015-09-12 11:43:11] <constellation> I call this one 'high as fuck on mescaline and some pills a pegasus gave me'
  174. [2015-09-12 11:43:12] <drunkill> hahaha
  175. [2015-09-12 11:43:14] <garamir> :D
  176. [2015-09-12 11:43:17] <RudeCyrus> that fucking face
  177. [2015-09-12 11:43:20] <Aramek> hahahhaa
  178. [2015-09-12 11:43:25] <fenster> Oh reign in stain?
  179. [2015-09-12 11:43:36] <drunkill> these faces
  180. [2015-09-12 11:43:36] <constellation> this bitch
  181. [2015-09-12 11:43:45] <Momo> That needs to be an emote.
  182. [2015-09-12 11:43:46] <Aramek> That Va is having a fucking blast.
  183. [2015-09-12 11:43:50] <drunkill> on the plain
  184. [2015-09-12 11:43:54] <constellation> that wave
  185. [2015-09-12 11:43:54] <RudeCyrus> SUCCESS
  186. [2015-09-12 11:44:05] <RudeCyrus> awkward smiling
  187. [2015-09-12 11:44:08] <VoidChicken> smile and wave
  188. [2015-09-12 11:44:10] <TheDoctor> So... here name means "Sassy Butt"
  189. [2015-09-12 11:44:13] <TheDoctor> ?
  190. [2015-09-12 11:44:17] <Momo> Royal wave.
  191. [2015-09-12 11:44:18] <constellation> assy pants
  192. [2015-09-12 11:44:19] -->| Mir_ (Mibbit@synIRC-DE04F90.lightspeed.bcvloh.sbcglobal.net) has joined #ponyday
  193. [2015-09-12 11:44:20] <drunkill> trip over
  194. [2015-09-12 11:44:22] <drunkill> trip over
  195. [2015-09-12 11:44:24] <Knuckleshy> "The Princess Dress" Doesn't have the ring to it.
  196. [2015-09-12 11:44:27] <drunkill> damnit
  197. [2015-09-12 11:44:30] <Corpy> eye roll
  198. [2015-09-12 11:44:39] <fenster> its easy to rememebr tho
  199. [2015-09-12 11:44:40] <Shotgunbadger> I dunno princess dress kinda works
  200. [2015-09-12 11:44:44] <Shotgunbadger> the rhyme helps
  201. [2015-09-12 11:44:48] <Aramek> I love this Cosmo so, so much.
  202. [2015-09-12 11:44:48] <Shotgunbadger> not the best name
  203. [2015-09-12 11:44:49] <constellation> Time to start up that sweatshop in yakyakistan
  204. [2015-09-12 11:44:54] <drunkill> now rarity, open your sweatshop to make like, 30 copies of each design
  205. [2015-09-12 11:44:55] <RudeCyrus> eye twitch
  206. [2015-09-12 11:44:55] <drunkill> okay. 100. welp
  207. [2015-09-12 11:44:58] <garamir> And now Sassy Saddles sends all the dress orders overseas
  208. [2015-09-12 11:45:07] <drunkill> WHere is pony version of bangladesh or china?
  209. [2015-09-12 11:45:15] <Corpy> she's not wrong about the name
  210. [2015-09-12 11:45:25] <RudeCyrus> passive aggression!
  211. [2015-09-12 11:45:41] <Shotgunbadger> Rarity
  212. [2015-09-12 11:45:42] <Corpy> bangladash, a place full of sad, malnourished rainbow dashes
  213. [2015-09-12 11:45:47] <Aramek> anger laugh
  214. [2015-09-12 11:45:48] <drunkill> hahah
  215. [2015-09-12 11:45:50] <Shotgunbadger> you used your friends as sweat shops before
  216. [2015-09-12 11:45:52] <Aramek> Rarity is the best
  217. [2015-09-12 11:45:52] <drunkill> oh wow corpy
  218. [2015-09-12 11:45:53] <Shotgunbadger> do it again
  219. [2015-09-12 11:45:55] <Shotgunbadger> DO IT AGAIN
  220. [2015-09-12 11:46:06] <drunkill> yes, make it more exclusive
  221. [2015-09-12 11:46:06] <garamir> "welp, have fun"
  222. [2015-09-12 11:46:09] <Shotgunbadger> also Corpy droppin straight bombs today
  223. [2015-09-12 11:46:13] <RudeCyrus> satan and silk
  224. [2015-09-12 11:46:15] <Chronos30> Could it be, a song?
  225. [2015-09-12 11:46:16] <RudeCyrus> satin
  226. [2015-09-12 11:46:19] <Chronos30> Time to put on your overworked glasses
  227. [2015-09-12 11:46:22] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> She’s gotten them to help once before, back in Manehattan.
  228. [2015-09-12 11:46:24] <LapisInfinitas> Oh god rarity song
  229. [2015-09-12 11:46:25] <RudeCyrus> SONG
  230. [2015-09-12 11:46:26] <constellation> "No, we did that a few seasons ago
  231. [2015-09-12 11:46:27] <garamir> dun dun dun
  232. [2015-09-12 11:46:27] <Shotgunbadger> soooooooooooong
  233. [2015-09-12 11:46:30] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> I can see why she doesn’t want to do that again.
  234. [2015-09-12 11:46:31] <drunkill> suuung
  235. [2015-09-12 11:46:34] <Shotgunbadger> rarity song
  236. [2015-09-12 11:46:35] <Shotgunbadger> best song
  237. [2015-09-12 11:46:38] <Corpy> yay, Kazumi time
  238. [2015-09-12 11:46:39] <quyksilver> SONG
  239. [2015-09-12 11:46:39] <BaronPorkface> Another sewing song...
  240. [2015-09-12 11:46:43] <Knuckleshy> SONG
  241. [2015-09-12 11:46:43] <Aramek> A faux curse.
  242. [2015-09-12 11:46:45] <Aramek> Nice.
  243. [2015-09-12 11:46:48] <Shotgunbadger> SEWING SONGS ARE GOOD SONGS
  244. [2015-09-12 11:46:51] <Shotgunbadger> MORE SEWING SONGS
  245. [2015-09-12 11:46:52] <Corpy> minuette yay
  246. [2015-09-12 11:47:00] <Swift`> Yay song~!
  247. [2015-09-12 11:47:00] <garamir> No same-day shipping? No sale.
  248. [2015-09-12 11:47:13] <Chronos30> CONTINUE, SLAVE
  249. [2015-09-12 11:47:14] <drunkill> damn windowshoppers
  250. [2015-09-12 11:47:25] <drunkill> was that a dragonball buttstamp?
  251. [2015-09-12 11:47:27] <fenster> wow
  252. [2015-09-12 11:47:30] <Aramek> I like this blonde background pony.
  253. [2015-09-12 11:47:33] <Aramek> Nice hair.
  254. [2015-09-12 11:47:36] <RudeCyrus> booo you interrupted the song
  255. [2015-09-12 11:47:38] <Corpy> the music in this one sounds vagely like something else. I wonder what Ingram took his cue from here.
  256. [2015-09-12 11:48:02] <BaronPorkface> Oh poor baby is making too much money and cant delegate
  257. [2015-09-12 11:48:05] <Shotgunbadger> the fact that Rarity doesn't understand the concept of selling clothes
  258. [2015-09-12 11:48:08] <drunkill> sweatshop time
  259. [2015-09-12 11:48:08] <Shotgunbadger> does kinda weird me out
  260. [2015-09-12 11:48:09] <garamir> Crying all the way to the bank
  261. [2015-09-12 11:48:13] <Dexanthia> hahaha Satin has turned Rarity into her sweatshop laborer
  262. [2015-09-12 11:48:15] <Corpy> the gems are singing to her...?
  263. [2015-09-12 11:48:30] <Shotgunbadger> 'people bought dresses that look like my design and now it's everywhere'
  264. [2015-09-12 11:48:33] <Shotgunbadger> yea dude, that's the point
  265. [2015-09-12 11:48:37] <drunkill> buy gem DLC for your clothing
  266. [2015-09-12 11:48:42] <Shotgunbadger> literally no one makes one dress per person
  267. [2015-09-12 11:49:07] <RudeCyrus> hahaha
  268. [2015-09-12 11:49:08] <Aramek> She's a custom crafter.
  269. [2015-09-12 11:49:21] <Chronos30> It's a rare rainbow variant, she's lucky
  270. [2015-09-12 11:49:49] <RudeCyrus> DIFFERENT
  271. [2015-09-12 11:49:51] <fenster> something different
  272. [2015-09-12 11:49:56] <Shotgunbadger> I like the chilli pepper cutie mark
  273. [2015-09-12 11:49:59] <Chronos30> DRESSES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE UNIFORMS
  274. [2015-09-12 11:50:00] <Shotgunbadger> I want to see her background
  275. [2015-09-12 11:50:09] <Aramek> The public is shitty. Good moral.
  276. [2015-09-12 11:50:12] <Corpy> rarity you idiot. fashion is about looking the same, not looking different
  277. [2015-09-12 11:50:21] <Shotgunbadger> the customer wants to get what she ordered
  278. [2015-09-12 11:50:23] <Shotgunbadger> booo her
  279. [2015-09-12 11:50:25] <fenster> Rarity certainly hasn't heard that before
  280. [2015-09-12 11:50:27] <BaronPorkface> Fire insubordinates good morAl
  281. [2015-09-12 11:50:36] <RudeCyrus> The public are conformist fools, The End
  282. [2015-09-12 11:50:42] <Chronos30> haha that -_- production line face
  283. [2015-09-12 11:50:49] <drunkill> lesson learned, episode over/ customer is always right
  284. [2015-09-12 11:50:53] <garamir> All we ever want is indecision, all we ever like is what we know.
  285. [2015-09-12 11:50:59] <Dexanthia> hahahaha
  286. [2015-09-12 11:51:04] <Knuckleshy> yep
  287. [2015-09-12 11:51:12] <Aramek> hoof hoof hoof hoof
  288. [2015-09-12 11:51:13] <TheDoctor> In order to bring Harmony to Eqeustria, Canterlot was set up by Celestia to house all the assholes of Equestria
  289. [2015-09-12 11:51:13] =-= Dexanthia is now known as Dexanth
  290. [2015-09-12 11:51:14] =-= Mode #ponyday +o Dexanth by ChanServ
  291. [2015-09-12 11:51:17] <drunkill> bad end!
  292. [2015-09-12 11:51:19] <Aramek> punch the dress to completion.
  293. [2015-09-12 11:51:20] <Corpy> these happy meals are borderline Minion levels of annoying
  294. [2015-09-12 11:51:21] <Dexanth> Rarity owned so hard
  295. [2015-09-12 11:51:21] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> The real lesson is that Sassy Saddles has no clue on how to market exclusivity.
  296. [2015-09-12 11:51:38] <Chronos30> Suited for Success 2
  297. [2015-09-12 11:51:45] <Momo> Rarity feels crippled by success.
  298. [2015-09-12 11:51:51] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> If she were to build Rarity herself up as a brand then an exclusive dress like that particular one would be an absolute hit.
  299. [2015-09-12 11:51:57] <drunkill> where is Kefkafloydd?!
  300. [2015-09-12 11:52:05] <Shotgunbadger> the real lesson here is why did you expand your business if you wanted to keep making exclusive products
  301. [2015-09-12 11:52:06] <Corpy> you have to market that idea in advance, fizz
  302. [2015-09-12 11:52:11] <Shotgunbadger> because the only people who do that, ya know, have one location
  303. [2015-09-12 11:52:14] <Shotgunbadger> that you have to go to
  304. [2015-09-12 11:52:20] <Shotgunbadger> they don't franchise
  305. [2015-09-12 11:52:28] <Corpy> rarity doesn't know what the industrial revolution is
  306. [2015-09-12 11:52:29] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Exactly. Sassy Saddles DIDN’T do that and now look where she and Rarity are.
  307. [2015-09-12 11:52:36] <Shotgunbadger> because, ya know, that ruins the point of exclusivity
  308. [2015-09-12 11:52:37] <garamir> Canterlot snobs don't go to Ponyville anyway
  309. [2015-09-12 11:52:42] <Momo> Yeah, if she's marketing to canterlot, people will wait a year and pay pretty much anything.
  310. [2015-09-12 11:52:43] <Shotgunbadger> but they do
  311. [2015-09-12 11:52:52] <drunkill> at least that ad wasn't terrible. I mean, jackson5 is good
  312. [2015-09-12 11:52:53] <Shotgunbadger> THIS HORSE SHOW MAKES NO SENSE
  313. [2015-09-12 11:52:55] <Shotgunbadger> *flips the table*
  314. [2015-09-12 11:52:56] <drunkill> this ad though is terrible
  315. [2015-09-12 11:53:05] <fenster> well Rarity is form some country town
  316. [2015-09-12 11:53:10] <drunkill> country hick
  317. [2015-09-12 11:53:13] <fenster> it kind of makes sense that she doesn't know business
  318. [2015-09-12 11:53:14] <RudeCyrus> Canterlot is full of the one percent, burn it to the ground
  319. [2015-09-12 11:53:18] <Chronos30> Trick your kids into cleaning!
  320. [2015-09-12 11:53:27] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Anyway, I think it’s interesting how Rarity being away from her friends has been a non-factor. They’re all actually pretty cool with her finally getting to do this.
  321. [2015-09-12 11:53:27] <Chronos30> They'll never see it coming
  322. [2015-09-12 11:53:28] <garamir> Hamper Hoops, now with fine art in every kid's room
  323. [2015-09-12 11:53:33] <constellation> "put a whole shitload of weight high up on your door"
  324. [2015-09-12 11:53:52] <fenster> the all star ball
  325. [2015-09-12 11:54:16] <RudeCyrus> best thing everrrr
  326. [2015-09-12 11:54:17] <Wayo|Laptop> hey, that wasn't spoilery at all, good.
  327. [2015-09-12 11:54:38] <RudeCyrus> hahaha
  328. [2015-09-12 11:54:45] <RudeCyrus> heer little sayings are hilarious
  329. [2015-09-12 11:54:49] <LapisInfinitas> Just be overjoyed they're up to date.
  330. [2015-09-12 11:54:57] <fenster> was that a pony photoshop
  331. [2015-09-12 11:55:02] <Chronos30> Hire more ponies!
  332. [2015-09-12 11:55:02] <drunkill> achiement unlocked
  333. [2015-09-12 11:55:03] <Knuckleshy> woo....
  334. [2015-09-12 11:55:08] <constellation> time to ragequit
  335. [2015-09-12 11:55:09] <drunkill> cosmare
  336. [2015-09-12 11:55:10] <drunkill> :v
  337. [2015-09-12 11:55:15] <drunkill> that front cover haha
  338. [2015-09-12 11:55:19] <Knuckleshy> 100 more?
  339. [2015-09-12 11:55:23] <Aramek> COSMARE
  340. [2015-09-12 11:55:24] <Aramek> hahaha
  341. [2015-09-12 11:55:26] <Shotgunbadger> cosmare
  342. [2015-09-12 11:55:27] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> Rarity, you’re the fuckin’ boss of this. Put your hoof down on how many you’re selling.
  343. [2015-09-12 11:55:27] <Chronos30> haha never sew again
  344. [2015-09-12 11:55:27] <Shotgunbadger> yes good
  345. [2015-09-12 11:55:35] <garamir> hahahaha
  346. [2015-09-12 11:55:36] <RudeCyrus> ASSEMBLY LINE
  347. [2015-09-12 11:55:37] <Aramek> Loaded with mare advice.
  348. [2015-09-12 11:55:38] <garamir> heeeeere we go
  349. [2015-09-12 11:55:42] <TheDoctor> Oh come on. Isn't there a duplication spell?
  350. [2015-09-12 11:55:58] <Chronos30> haha ANOTHER failed boutique
  351. [2015-09-12 11:56:00] <constellation> r e k t
  352. [2015-09-12 11:56:03] <Chronos30> That's why she was available
  353. [2015-09-12 11:56:04] <drunkill> industrial revolution here we come
  354. [2015-09-12 11:56:24] <fenster> did this boutique relaly fail though
  355. [2015-09-12 11:56:25] <drunkill> good idea, avoids paying rent for next month
  356. [2015-09-12 11:56:45] <Aramek> I like Sassy.
  357. [2015-09-12 11:56:47] <RudeCyrus> that voice
  358. [2015-09-12 11:56:50] <TheDoctor> ...
  359. [2015-09-12 11:56:56] <TheDoctor> Those hooks defy gravity
  360. [2015-09-12 11:56:57] <garamir> Hi Raven
  361. [2015-09-12 11:56:58] <RudeCyrus> ahahahaha
  362. [2015-09-12 11:56:59] <Shotgunbadger> goth pone
  363. [2015-09-12 11:57:04] <drunkill> messy hair! brush it
  364. [2015-09-12 11:57:06] <constellation> jfc
  365. [2015-09-12 11:57:07] <Chronos30> typical luna fan
  366. [2015-09-12 11:57:08] <garamir> and so all of Rarity's profits go to paying for breaking her lease
  367. [2015-09-12 11:57:09] <RudeCyrus> sun pony
  368. [2015-09-12 11:57:15] <Shotgunbadger> d'aw messy mane :3
  369. [2015-09-12 11:57:22] <TheDoctor> OC
  370. [2015-09-12 11:57:23] <garamir> "Bats... in the belfry!"
  371. [2015-09-12 11:57:24] <quyksilver> lol goth pony
  372. [2015-09-12 11:57:25] <drunkill> valley girl
  373. [2015-09-12 11:57:28] <Aramek> awesome
  374. [2015-09-12 11:57:32] <RudeCyrus> ahahaha
  375. [2015-09-12 11:57:36] <garamir> Let's fly to the castle!
  376. [2015-09-12 11:57:45] <Aramek> These background ponies are fuckin' awesome.
  377. [2015-09-12 11:57:55] <RudeCyrus> the new ponies are great
  378. [2015-09-12 11:58:09] <drunkill> it has loose threads
  379. [2015-09-12 11:58:11] <drunkill> sloppy work
  380. [2015-09-12 11:58:12] <garamir> haha
  381. [2015-09-12 11:58:13] <drunkill> Oh, unfinished okay
  382. [2015-09-12 11:58:14] <Aramek> Your fur
  383. [2015-09-12 11:58:33] <constellation> hooray capitalism
  384. [2015-09-12 11:58:35] <garamir> "oh, then we don't want the dresses"
  385. [2015-09-12 11:58:36] <Aramek> This ep is great.
  386. [2015-09-12 11:58:48] <Aramek> Gem nerd@
  387. [2015-09-12 11:58:50] <drunkill> good, not as good as suited for succsess but hey
  388. [2015-09-12 11:58:54] <Chronos30> Now with weekly going out of business sales
  389. [2015-09-12 11:59:01] <fenster> oh so she's gonna keep the shop right
  390. [2015-09-12 11:59:08] <Corpy> this is like those electronics stores that have going out of business sales, then don't go out of business.
  391. [2015-09-12 11:59:17] <drunkill> sassy pants can run the store while rarity makes them in ponyville
  392. [2015-09-12 11:59:23] <Chronos30> WTF
  393. [2015-09-12 11:59:27] <Chronos30> hahaha
  394. [2015-09-12 11:59:32] <garamir> BOBBINS AND BODKINS
  395. [2015-09-12 11:59:35] <Corpy> omg
  396. [2015-09-12 11:59:37] <garamir> ghaghagagagagasd
  397. [2015-09-12 11:59:38] <RudeCyrus> WHAT
  398. [2015-09-12 11:59:38] <fenster> wow
  399. [2015-09-12 11:59:38] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> What the.
  400. [2015-09-12 11:59:40] <constellation> what the shit
  401. [2015-09-12 11:59:40] <Chronos30> Wasn't expecting that
  402. [2015-09-12 11:59:40] <Wayo|Laptop> what the
  403. [2015-09-12 11:59:41] <BaronPorkface> Wow
  404. [2015-09-12 11:59:42] <Corpy> lol fat shaming
  405. [2015-09-12 11:59:46] <RudeCyrus> what the fuck
  406. [2015-09-12 11:59:46] <Wayo|Laptop> fucking megafat
  407. [2015-09-12 11:59:47] <LapisInfinitas> Holy lord
  408. [2015-09-12 11:59:48] <fenster> thats uh
  409. [2015-09-12 11:59:50] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> That was unexpected.
  410. [2015-09-12 11:59:53] <Mir_> what the hell was that?
  411. [2015-09-12 11:59:53] <garamir> oh my glob
  412. [2015-09-12 11:59:54] <constellation> that's gonna piss off tons of people
  413. [2015-09-12 11:59:54] <constellation> i love it
  414. [2015-09-12 11:59:57] <Corpy> I expect so much derpibooru art of that pone
  415. [2015-09-12 11:59:58] <quyksilver> looooool
  416. [2015-09-12 12:00:02] <fenster> Yeah thats treading some lines there
  417. [2015-09-12 12:00:05] <TheDoctor> ....
  418. [2015-09-12 12:00:05] <Wayo|Laptop> what the hell was her cutie mark?
  419. [2015-09-12 12:00:08] <LapisInfinitas> Tumblr is going to burn to the ground.
  420. [2015-09-12 12:00:11] <Dexanth> hahahahahahah
  421. [2015-09-12 12:00:12] <Dexanth> oh god
  422. [2015-09-12 12:00:13] <drunkill> that is just, a step too far, like, too odd
  423. [2015-09-12 12:00:13] <Aramek> hahahahahhahaha
  424. [2015-09-12 12:00:15] <VoidChicken> today's moral: FRANCHISING!
  425. [2015-09-12 12:00:16] <TheDoctor> TRIGGERED
  426. [2015-09-12 12:00:18] <Aramek> hahahahahahahahahaha
  427. [2015-09-12 12:00:18] <RudeCyrus> so good to watch new ponies
  428. [2015-09-12 12:00:19] <drunkill> maybe a pregnant horse? but eh
  429. [2015-09-12 12:00:21] <BaronPorkface> Hahah
  430. [2015-09-12 12:00:22] <Corpy> I hope Rarity designs her some jogging clothes
  431. [2015-09-12 12:00:24] <drunkill> anyway. NU PONS
  432. [2015-09-12 12:00:25] <Chronos30> AKR puts a mirror to the fandom
  433. [2015-09-12 12:00:28] <Aramek> That's full on Kate Beaton fatpone.
  434. [2015-09-12 12:00:35] <Fizzbuzz|laptop> drunkill: Not pregnant, just extremely fat.
  435. [2015-09-12 12:00:37] <LapisInfinitas> Like, just out of fucking nowhere.
  436. [2015-09-12 12:00:39] <Chronos30> haha yeah her shetland pony
  437. [2015-09-12 12:00:41] <BaronPorkface> Best ending of series
  438. [2015-09-12 12:00:44] <drunkill> I know Fizzbuzz, I meant maybe it should have been
  439. [2015-09-12 12:01:01] <Wayo|Laptop> she was a damn sausage.
  440. [2015-09-12 12:01:03] <Aramek> That was fantastic.
  441. [2015-09-12 12:01:21] <Wayo|Laptop> decent episode
  442. [2015-09-12 12:01:24] <Shotgunbadger> <Chronos30> AKR puts a mirror to the fandom
  443. [2015-09-12 12:01:29] <Knuckleshy> Well at least Rarity has her dream come true that Lauren envisioned.
  444. [2015-09-12 12:01:32] <Shotgunbadger> that was a fun ep
  445. [2015-09-12 12:01:43] <fenster> Not even sure if I liekd the ep all too much, but it had a great new cast of background ponies
  446.  
  447. *insert THE END here*
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