Your health - transcript

At 01:47:
Mother: Well, it's time for us to part. You're 18 now. Your own path in life is about to start. Perhaps, it won't be always clear for you...
Father: Me and your mother gave you a stalwart companion: HEALTH! And what a health, look!
(Health flexes)
Father: See? Health of steel! Keep it safe now. And in turn it will always be there for you. Now, son, go!

At 05:37:
Guy: Oh, please, comrades! Study and work at the same time? It's kinda hard!
Health: Go-go-go! With me at your side, you can't fail!

At 06:45:
Health: Congrats! You're an engineer now!
Guy: It's all thanks to you.
Health: Don't worry, it's my duty.
Guy: I don't even know how to thank you.
Health: That's how! Heave-ho! (music plays) And now, run!

08:04:
(a band of wild alcoholics appears!)
Thin drunkard: Atta boy! This calls for...
Fat drunkard: A celebration!
Guy: I don't drink, you know... I do NOT drink!
Thin drunkard: For achieving!
Ill drunkard: And for overachieving!

At 08:27:
Guy: Friends! Another round! My treat!

At 08:37:
Heath: No! Don't drink!
Fat drunkard: I drink for your health!
Thin drunkard: For health!
Guy: Drink? For my health? It's iron as it is! (hits Health with a bottle) See? Nothing happens to it. My health is... Ooh! Undaunted!
Ill drunkard: That's right! Health is a must!
Health: Enough!
Guy: Piss off! I do what I want!
(later)
Thin drunkard: He's done for!
Fat drunkard: Some sportsman you are!

At 09:45:
Guy: Forgive me... I was a fool. Just gimme... Some support... Do not abandon... I'll never... again.

At 10:31:
Microbe: Maladies! Shoo! We've got a prey! There's a human on the road!

At 11:04:
Microbe: Black Out! Seize him!

At 11:45:
Health: Get up! Let's go!
Guy: Where are you dragging me?
Health: To the doctor!
(later)
Doctor: Do you drink?
(Health nods)
Guy: Who, me? No!
Doctor: And smoke?
Guy: Just a little.
Doctor: That's not true. Your health says otherwise. Well now. It's bad. You have to take serious care for your health.
Guy: Doctor! I swear...

At 13:03:
Health: You can't! I forbid! Nope! You can't have it!
Guy: But what can I have?
Health: Have some porridge.

At 14:38:
Girl (giggles): Swim after me!
Health: Wait! Where are we going?! You can't!
Girl: Swim here! I'm waiting!
Guy (on his knees): Help me! It's life or death! I love her. Have mercy!
Health: And you? Have you.. had mercy.. for me?!
Girl: Swim! What's wrong?
Guy: I can't! My health doesn't allow me! Wait! I'll.. be back...

at 15:58:
(having bought an entire kiosk of medicine)
Guy: Here! This will make you stronger at once! (Swallows pills) Feel better?
Health: (suffering)
Guy: This mixture... It will help you! (Drinks the mixture)
Health: (dying)
Guy: Do you feel better? It's better... Isn't it? Alright, here's the decisive one. (Opens a medicine jar)

At 16:47:
Guy: Excuse me. Have you found something here? (to the crowd) Has anyone seen anything lying here on the road? Give it back! I demand you!
Woman: What have you lost?
Little girl: What have you lost, Mister?
Guy: Health...

At 17:30:
Guy: Really? It this..
THE END
That guy from an alternate universe: Why the end? It depends on how you treat your health!