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- **Ash**
- *Strength*
- * [Kicks a harp onto a Deadite, then stomps onto it to slice its head with the strings](https://imgur.com/a/boFStrQ)^S3E1
- * [Tears a Deadite’s lower jaw off](https://imgur.com/a/uI4eV4a)^S3E3
- *Durability*
- * [Gets assaulted by a floating trombone and a pair of drumsticks](https://imgur.com/a/5XjjYW8)^S3E1
- * **[Limit]** [Knocks himself out when a casket lid closes on his head](https://imgur.com/a/SJwmkuA)^S3E3
- * [Gets restrained, stretched out and assaulted by some evil tentacles](https://imgur.com/a/24RUNeU)^S3E4
- * [Gets thrown down some stairs while a woman’s on top of him](https://imgur.com/a/NQSA79t)^S3E5
- * [Gets up after a demon throws a door into him](https://imgur.com/a/SLQsqVb)^S3E5
- * **[Limit]** [Clubbed by a sink, which knocks him out](https://imgur.com/a/BpGNhFJ)^S3E5
- *Speed*
- * [Evades several falling bowling balls](https://imgur.com/a/tI9RySl)^S3E5
- *Skill/Lack of Intelligence*
- * [When fighting a demon child who’s wearing a headless corpse like a suit, Ash sticks bowling balls in the corpse’s neckhole and lower orifices, trapping the child. He then wraps the body in a rug to further restrain him](https://imgur.com/a/Jt0OUb5).^S3E5
- * [Drifts the Delta to a stop while turning 180 degrees](https://imgur.com/a/W1hvbRr)^S3E5
- * [Slides under a monster’s swipe to get behind him](https://imgur.com/a/m1z2XJW)^S3E6
- * [Used a single, “lucky” condom around fifty times throughout the 2000s](https://imgur.com/a/VV00heT)^S3E1
- * [Reveals a blood-covered child in his car trunk in front of the sheriff](https://imgur.com/a/enow1Da)^S3E5
- *Equipment*
- * [Cuts a bullet-resistant demon’s head in half](https://imgur.com/a/v9S4aNm)^S3E6
- * [Starts sparking, but remains functional after a Deadite bites it](https://imgur.com/a/uI4eV4a)^S3E3
- * [His hand begins glitching out, causing him to unintentionally crush a can of beer](https://imgur.com/a/kFzlZaU) and [get stuck on a pipe he’s grabbing](https://imgur.com/a/7gLq0Gx)^S3E4
- **Necronomicon**
- *Uses*
- * [Ruby pierces her hand with a switchblade and drips her blood onto the page of the Necronomicon depicting Ash. She then swallows the blood, making herself pregnant](https://redd.it/1fuk1mo).^S3E1
- * [Ruby uses a bloodsoaked page to communicate with the sorceress Kaya](https://imgur.com/a/b3E6jq8)^S3E4
- * [Ruby uses a short chant to remove the Deadite possession from a man](https://imgur.com/a/A0mfndq)^S3E4
- * [Ruby uses a chant to place Kaya’s soul into Kelly’s dead body, essentially granting the sorceress a physical form](https://imgur.com/a/Pc5tEAV)^S3E6
- *Brock Resurrection*
- * [Ruby delivers a short chant and a blood sacrifice to raise Brock Williams from the dead](https://imgur.com/a/oZiyjHN)^S3E3
- * [After a shower and the removal of dead skin](https://imgur.com/a/xaBbSyV), the [resurrected body of Brock Williams looks and speaks just like he did when he was alive](https://imgur.com/a/4IiTgKx)^S3E3
- * [This resurrected Brock is strong and tough enough to fight with Ash, but eventually falls to the hero’s saw](https://redd.it/1fvf4q7)^S3E3
- * [When his corpse was animated, Brock’s spirit was also temporarily pulled into the living world, although he isn’t evil like his body was](https://imgur.com/a/1sXDriV)^S3E4
- *Other*
- * [When the Deadite summoning spell is used again, Pablo suffers abdominal pain before seeing the Sumerian text is popping back up on his torso](https://imgur.com/a/flwF4Dd)^S3E1
- * [A member of the Knights of Sumeria uses pages of the Necronomicon to open a portal to the Netherworld, which involves drawing runes on a wall with blood and white paint. When Ash approaches it, tentacles burst from the wall to attack him and the full Necronomicon starts bleeding](https://imgur.com/a/I5uSYq4).^S3E4
- * [The copied runes act as a passageway between Earth and the Deadlands](https://imgur.com/a/wAZfRBX). Pablo, [as el Brujo Especial, can open the rift by touching the runes and chanting](https://imgur.com/a/BfwC0OU).^S3E6
- **POV Demon**
- * [It smashes in some barn doors before flinging two people several feet into the air](https://imgur.com/a/hzAbrtc)^S3E1
- * [This is probably obvious, but they aren't deterred by gunfire](https://imgur.com/a/M4wUudz)^S3E3
- * [It charges into Dalton, picks up his body](https://imgur.com/a/M4wUudz) and [impales him on a tree](https://imgur.com/a/fOiAkcq)^S3E3
- **Deadites**
- *Strength*
- * [Decapitates a woman with a thrown cymbal](https://imgur.com/a/2ZiqdmV)^S3E1
- * [Smashes a window, grabs Ash and tosses him into a wall](https://imgur.com/a/Aawuqt4)^S3E1
- * [Sticks her tongue through a framed picture](https://imgur.com/a/9oCQ6Dz)^S3E3
- * [When one’s impaled on a branch through the torso, it turns it’s body, snapping the branch off the tree and freeing itself](https://imgur.com/a/honkn2e)^S3E3
- * [Dropkicks Ash’s mobile home, shaking it](https://imgur.com/a/DxZ4gEo)^S3E4
- * [Punches through a sunroof and lifts Brandy out with one hand](https://imgur.com/a/LZRLp4Z)^S3E5
- *Durability*
- * [Withstands an axe to the back](https://imgur.com/a/KBtTeZa)^S3E1
- * [Gets hit by a truck and clings onto the front](https://imgur.com/a/nOGzwaV)^S3E3
- * [Deadite Pablo rides a speeding motorcycle into a parked truck’s front. He’s thrown from the bike and flung through the windshield, but immediately starts attacking the two people in the front seats](https://imgur.com/a/jlu6qNB).^S3E4
- * [Recovers quickly after an explosive fire is lit inside him](https://imgur.com/a/cHkEBAe)^S3E5
- *Speed*
- * [Blocks a boomstick blast with a cymbal](https://imgur.com/a/HAAKyvV)^S3E1
- * [Leaps across a hallway to pounce on Ash](https://imgur.com/a/gkqLYwn)^S3E1
- *Powers*
- * [A teen in a mascot costume becomes a Deadite. Blood pours from the costume’s eyes and the surrounding lockers until it coats the floor](https://imgur.com/a/NKXNier).^S3E1
- * [Teleports away from a piano but causes the keys to continue moving. She repeats this trick, moving to a drum set and an upturned bass](https://imgur.com/a/X9RXZTe).^S3E1
- * [She then makes all of the instruments play at once before telekinetically attacking Ash and Pablo with floating instruments](https://imgur.com/a/VXxahFO)^S3E1
- * [Blows into a brass instrument so hard that it generates a forceful blast, tossing a group of people to the floor](https://imgur.com/a/NRKtHrB)^S3E1
- * [When possessing a teen in a mascot costume, the costume grows real claws and teeth, allowing it to block Ash’s chainsaw and threaten to bite the hero](https://imgur.com/a/1TQRFev)^S3E1
- * [A woman’s dead body vanishes from her casket. When Ash goes to investigate, he’s pulled inside and attacked by a Deadite who’s occupying way too little space in the casket to make logical sense](https://redd.it/1fvet28).^S3E3
- * [Deadite Pablo bites Kelly’s leg](https://imgur.com/a/UER7sG7). Later, [the bite wound becomes a copy of Pablo’s mouth, which can speak](https://imgur.com/a/IWhJU6T).^S3E4
- * [When Kelly shoves a rag into the mouth on her leg, the real Pablo starts choking, then coughs up the rag. She then pours motor oil down the mouth and lights it on fire to harm the Deadite](https://imgur.com/a/cHkEBAe).^S3E5
- **Ruby**
- * [Punches a chunk out of a man’s face](https://imgur.com/a/2ry5cTo)^S3E1
- * [Tosses a man onto a car](https://imgur.com/a/DCbcmvF)^S3E4
- * [Grabs Kelly by the throat and shoves her into a wooden wall, breaking it](https://imgur.com/a/V51NiKe)^S3E6
- * [The grenade blows off one of Ruby’s arms and both legs, but the limbs begin independently crawling back to her body so she can reattach them](https://redd.it/1fxl2ju)^S3E6
- * [Unharmed after being stabbed in the neck with a pencil](https://imgur.com/a/bdhsNnb)^S3E6
- * [Evades and blocks Kelly’s spear stabs before breaking the weapon](https://imgur.com/a/uJBhkr0)^S3E6
- **Ruby’s Spawn**
- * [Ruby’s kid ages several years in a matter of days](https://imgur.com/a/Qn64eTt)^S3E4
- * [It screams loud enough to shatter a nearby lightbulb](https://imgur.com/a/BTY0afA)^S3E4
- * [The child is growing up to become a copy of Ash, except his chainsaw hand is a biological limb made of muscle and teeth](https://imgur.com/a/YzdaYn9)^S3E5
- * [Saws through a door and into a woman’s shoulder](https://imgur.com/a/uixBzNr)^S3E5
- * [Pounds a locked and bolted door off its hinges](https://imgur.com/a/SLQsqVb)^S3E5
- * [Offscreen, he bites off a woman’s head](https://imgur.com/a/Cs9pqfq)^S3E5
- * [He climbs into a woman’s corpse](https://imgur.com/a/ysuckAx) and [pilots her body to fight Ash](https://imgur.com/a/8jWTFkn). The child [can pull his head back into the corpse to evade blows like a turtle](https://imgur.com/a/jIddybV).^S3E5
- **Unnamed Deadlands Demon that Possessed Marcus**
- *Strength/Skill*
- * [Boots a headless body out of the room](https://imgur.com/a/aFgoCa1)^S3E6
- * [Damages a brick column with the spine whip](https://imgur.com/a/VRiKpgq)^S3E6
- * [Swats Pablo into a woman](https://imgur.com/a/k4DziW7)^S3E6
- * [Knocks Pablo’s chainsaw up into a ceiling rafter](https://imgur.com/a/0dSlAPw)^S3E6
- * [Blocks a strike from Ash’s chainsaw, then counters with his spine whip](https://imgur.com/a/TXNnCKj)^S3E6
- *Durability*
- * [Takes two shotgun blasts without pause](https://imgur.com/a/4A1NAlU), then [two more from Ash’s boomstick](https://imgur.com/a/aFgoCa1)^S3E6
- * [Takes rifle and handgun fire, including to the head, without pause](https://imgur.com/a/JNQTiFo)^S3E6
- * **[Limit]** [Dies and liquifies after Ash cuts its head in half](https://imgur.com/a/nz9ut52)^S3E6
- *Powers*
- * [Marcus takes the hand of another Knight before their flesh starts fusing together. After some more transformation, the two men’s bodies are formed together into a two-headed monster](https://imgur.com/a/354gR5l).^S3E6
- * [Melds his hand with a Knight’s head, then tears it off, spine included. The head becomes part of the overall monster](https://imgur.com/a/4LsCkdV).^S3E6
- * [Vomits up some blinding gunk](https://imgur.com/a/7iuGPZI)^S3E6
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