Reaper: Hello everybody, it's September 4th, 2010, my ass has been sore since this morning, and this is Ready, Set, Play!

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FallDown: I'm not going to ask you about that, anyway WELCOME to Ready, Set, Play! Be warned; Some of the things on this show might scar you for life.
Reaper: Believe me, I'm already scared.
FallDown:
So Today we're going to be talking about;
The new assassins creed brotherhood,
Dead space 2,
Left 4 dead DLC,
a major update for team fortress 2
and Duke Nukem Forever finally getting a release date.

Reaper: Woah, duke nukem forever, actually being released? Well anyway That sounds like a fine line of games.
FallDown: Sho'll does Massuh.
Alright moving on to the first story, assassins creed brother hood is getting a multiplayer beta for those who preordered the game.
Reaper: I know I did!
FallDown: The beta will be released September 13th as announced by Ubisoft.
Reaper: What about the release date for the game itself?
FallDown: That will be happening on November 16th.
Reaper: So what's the multiplayer going to be like? Is it like Halo?
Falldown: - Ughhh -.-'' No.
It's going to have the same gameplay mechanics as the regular Assassin's Creed games, BUT you will have to hunt down other players before they hunt you down and kill you. Remember, that is only one of the multiplayer modes. There will be a total of six, so far, only Wanted has been released.

Alright, and the next story was?

Reaper: Wanted? I hope I'll be able to curve bullets and throwing knives! Dead Space 2! The developers are nice enough to release comics to give you a backstory of the game and some mini prequel PSN games, if you beat those, you get 4 items for use in Dead Space 2. The real deal is around the multiplayer that was announced, you'll be able to play Necrophiliacs vs Soldiers online!
FallDown: Necrophiliacs? Are you sure you're not talking about NecroMORPHS? You know? The enemies in Dead Space.
Reaper: Wha? Necromorphs? I was talking about Necrophilia-- oh wait... wrong game.
FallDown: Uhhh whut, just tell us when the prequel game and the comics come out.
Reaper: All in good time, friend, all in good time. The game is coming out January 25th, 2011. The prequel mini game will be out in December, along with the comic book.
FallDown: Now that's great, I just hope it will be as scary as the first one.
Reaper: God my pussy is so big.
FallDown: What the hell are you talking about?
Reaper: My cat, he's such a fat ass and eats allday, but anyway! Moving on, there is a lot of Team Fortress 2 happening right now!
FallDown: How much is "a lot"? Is it as much as the mass of your gigantic cat?
Reaper: Close! But not that much, however it is still a lot! The polycount pack is going to be released to the public which will feature an update for classes like the Scout and Soldier. Along with that update, we finally get trading.
FallDown: Trading? I can already imagine half of the Team Fortress 2 community buying hats on ebay!
Reaper: That's a good idea, I've got so many hats to sell! though, did you hear about that über l33t highlander tournament that just started?
FallDown: What exactly is The Highlander Tournament?
Reaper: Well, it's a tournament for the public, even Valve employees will play there.  However, Gabe was not able to participate, because his fingers are too big for the keyboard and he would end up tabbing out of the game when he tried to crouch or strafe in circles when trying to go forward.
Highlander has 9vs9 players, one of each class on both sides.
FallDown: That sounds like fun, but sign ups are over so I guess the only thing you can do now is spectate and cry about how you won't be getting an in-game medal for participating! So when is all this taking place?
Reaper: This month! September is the month for all those TF2 events and the Highlander tournament started, but god knows when we will get the update. The problem is that we live in Valve Time.

On to the next story: Left 4 Dead is getting a DLC soon. Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 will be getting The Sacrifice DLC, which will feature Bill's death from L4D1.
FallDown: Noooooo!, not Bill D:
Reaper: Did I mention that valve will also release a comic about it and they will port the No Mercy campaign from Left 4 Dead 1 to Left 4 Dead 2, along with the old survivors being playable!
FallDown: Can't wait to play Louis with Coach!
FallDown: Anyway, when is all of this Left 4 Dead awesomeness happening?
Reaper: Um... let me see. Should be in October! Remember though, Valve time is not a myth so it can take longer.
FallDown: Let's hope it will release on time for once!
Anyway, on to our last story.
Wis, Duke Nukem Forever. The game is no longer being made by 3D realms, but 2K has taking over, and i  showcasing it at PAX and it's near completion. We'll see the game on the shelves in 2011. The wait is nearly over!
Reaper: That sounds great, after 13 years we'll see if it finally lives up to the hype.
FallDown: So, that's all we have for this time, what do we have in store for the next episode?
Reaper: What ever the fuck we feel like previewing.

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Reaper: I feel like watching a movie, what should I watch? I feel like watching a vampire movie.
FallDown: I swear to god, do not mention Twi--
Reaper: I heard from some of my girl friends that Twillight is good, I think I'll give that a sho--
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