talking about old hhg

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #806 - Owl edition
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Oldfgs will get this
>Zagreus trying to convince vaggie to not tell charlie the truth on his so called relation to charlie
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I don't really care too much for the anon stories, but they're at least a step above the shameless self inserts that have become the norm around here.
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I'm gonna do advanced oldfg autism here:
>Prince Anon dragging Zagreus into a corner and whispering into his ear
>"You're not fooling me, Asshole."

Double autism:
>Isekai Anon walks in
>"And neither of you are fooling me either!"
>"None of us are canon!"
>"We're not supposed to exist in this universe!"
>"It's just a bunch of sweaty perverts and drunken hacks forcing us to exist and cramming us into scenarios we have no business being in!"

Triple autism:
>And then Solagne shows up and says "f̴̨̪̻͈̯̀͐̑̒̿̎͂̓̽̚ḑ̴̛͎̘͖̈̈́͂͂͑͠ͅǎ̷̠͕̪̩ș̷͕̊͂̌̈́͗̋̽̈́̽h̷̘̰̼͔̩̾ͅḡ̴͔͎̹͎̠̯͈̳͑̈̈̆̕͘͜ͅǰ̶̯̱̤̘̘͊́͑̆̀͊̂̚͠h̶̢͔͙͎̺̰̜̃͑͑a̶̛͔̜̫͂̾̚l̷̳̘͈̮͔̀s̴̻̍͊̐͐̽̚d̶͍̼͒͛ü̶͎̼̙̝̱l̷̪͖̠̹̠͈̊̈́̓̋̓̓̾̚͝͝h̵̦̖͔̘̦̼̜̃͑͛̒͛͂̄͂͝g̷̨̛̞͈̹̬̺̉̈́̀̉̓̽͋̽͝"


>Meanwhile, somewhere in the real world, an unshaven, snowy-white 20-something male spits out a few F-bombs while sitting up from his swivel chair
>"Aww goddammit I spilled a beer on my keyboard while I was trying to hrnypost on a mongolian basketweaving forum thread dedicated to a gay furry musical and its spinoff about incompetent, dysfunctional hitmen"
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>Asmonon staring down Zagreus
>He knows that this is bullshit
>...
>But is he bothered enough to care?
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>Satanon looks at Asmonon and Zagreus
>Thinks to himself
>"No one's really noticed me yet, I could just leave and not deal with this cavalcade of bullsht"
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We can honestly set up the anon periods into stages
>Golden Age: Baseline Anon, creative anons such as noir, etc.
>Recession: One-note/concept anon, like the cartoon dude, small gains like Zagreus
>Renaissance: Anons with character, grown beyond self insert such as Asmonon, Satanon, and Owlanon

We grew
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I dunno. Some of the Original 20 anons were interesting. Slavanon/Bratislav got a pretty developed backstory, going from basically being a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme to an actual, plausible person (persisting S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-ish shenanigans notwithstanding).

Speaking of which, I'll have to get back to completing their grand re-introduction story...
Once I'm no longer swamped with work and the obligation to saw off a screw from a toilet.
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Is that you CUDdle Anon?
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Aye.
Sorry for the long absence.
Had a busy summer.
Hell, I'm still having it.
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Hi. Glad you're not dead. Hope things work out well for you. Hope you still get to Dictator Charlie conclusion. Believe me what I had written for that should not be seen by anyone. Too drunk to properly articulate anything. Glad you're still around though in general.
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I've been lurking. I'll wrap up the anons' reintroduction, then Dictator Charlie, and finally, FINALLY finish up my namestake series of stories. All in good time.
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Kk I hope everything works out well <3.
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>Slavanon/Bratislav got a pretty developed backstory, going from basically being a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme to an actual, plausible person (persisting S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-ish shenanigans notwithstanding).

I did made some idea of Bratislav in the past, like him and vaggie when out to get some food, some crack head demon decided to jump them. and Slavanon just knock out the demon with a bolt.

of course I did made some my own anon's like zombie anon, fun anon, and doc. also did have a helping hand for zap by posting a video of this

h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCez1aYRs74

and ask someone to make an anon out of it.

i am pretty sure I did other stuff for the anon or other things but that all I can think off
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I mean, we had 20 of the fukers running around at one point. Hard to keep track of them all.
I know we had one who was basically a muscular scorpion demon in the same vein as Angel Dust is a spider, who was basically a bouncer/drg dealer for his family when they were alive, and was a close friend to him, who eventually got shipped off to fight in WWII, and thus, wasn't there to save Angel from spiraling deeper into his drug addiction.
Another one was basically a jazz singer or something who was Henroin's favorite, and was thus complicit in their criminal activities through his silence about it.

There was also a detective one that had some history with Alastor, one who was a zombie medieval knight, one was just a W40K Ork Mekboi. And there was also a robot one.

I only really remember Gospel and John by name.
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>I mean, we had 20 of the fukers running around at one point. Hard to keep track of them all.

yeah

>There was also a detective one that had some history with Alastor, one who was a zombie medieval knight, one was just a W40K Ork Mekboi. And there was also a robot one.

you talking about noir anon. as for the zombie medieval knight, robot one. I made those one, zombie anon and doc. as for the W40K Ork Mekboi, I think that was me who made him and someone else just made story's of him.

>I only really remember Gospel and John by name.

yeah, I think they where the first one's.
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>Wasn't the first one just the main character of someone's story? Like, it was a whole separate thing, and we just adapted him afterwards.

you are talking about this

h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/40934000/#40942459

he was the first one before other anon's want to add more to this.

so yeah
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No, not that one. It was an original story, featuring Angel Dust. I think he was called Thief?
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>No, not that one. It was an original story, featuring Angel Dust. I think he was called Thief?

you are talking laz!!!

I fuking forgot, here.

h ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/17874860/chapters/42188813

he was part of /hhg/ before he left
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Oh yeah, that's the one!
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hope you have fun reading it, there a lot.
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I think the quantity of anons kind of decreased their value last time. Only a few got development, and the rest I can't even name.

Im glad we're going for quality over quantity this round
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Well, everyone wanted a piece of the pie. Many of them had potential - several of them had some form of personal connection to the canonical characters.