morgawr@debian:~$ twidge lsrecent | ./.conkyawk
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<dedhedzed>            Yay... Christmas Party Friday... Sigh
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<hannardynamite>       Turns out half a pack of pancakes and a pack of crisps
                       aren't enough to keep you going from 7.30am
                       #feelingfaint
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<dedhedzed>            I've decided to turn my blister-induced limp into a bit
                       of a swagger. I expect the bitches to line up
                       accordingly.
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<dedhedzed>            "Creativity is not posting profound quotes to Twitter
                       in the hopes of being retweeted" - Me.
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<dedhedzed>            @hannardynamite As long as it's not a baby. I can just
                       afford bus fare...
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<dedhedzed>            Ha! There's a buffet restaurant by my house advertising
                       40 items to choose from. Next door, a new 'coming soon'
                       buffet offers 50. Mean.
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<hannardynamite>       Apparently @dedhedzed and I are becoming known as a
                       game dev couple. Maybe we should make something
                       together?
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<dedhedzed>            You know things are even worse when your fingers are
                       too cold to PICK UP said 5p's.
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<dedhedzed>            You know things are bad when you're paying bus fare
                       with 5p's...
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<jeb_>                 It all started by @JahKob's innocent "let's have a beer
                       for lunch" to where it's time for me to enforce the
                       self-imposed "no internet" rule
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<dedhedzed>            Hey, Twitter! Want to play a Flash game where you
                       repeatedly punch someone in the face? I'll take
                       nominations for the victim...
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<dedhedzed>            I've made an incredibly therapeutic game that is
                       ENTIRELY unsuitable for release. Unless I change my
                       'test subject' for Notch, or something.
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<hannardynamite>       Just found out that my Java code for Logbook 1 was so
                       good I still got a First without a write-up. I think I
                       prefer Java to C++
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<_Kaira_>              And now my headache has reached infernal ranks. Jolly
                       good.
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<_Kaira_>              @xMorgawr not yet. It complains about too many users
                       from uni's server, apparently. Might give it a shot
                       tough, you never know if it helps
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<dedhedzed>            Annoying part is, I can't show this off, because I can
                       GUARANTEE it'd get me in trouble.
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<dedhedzed>            Y'know, I might ACTUALLY use this thing to make that
                       Humble Indie Rumble game I was on about. Anyone fancy
                       being beaten up?
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<dedhedzed>            My 'test subject' will come as no surprise to anyone.
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<dedhedzed>            Hm. It appears I'm instead spending my time prototyping
                       a game where you punch people in the face... Oh dear.
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<xMorgawr>             @_Kaira_ have you tried doing some ssh tunneling or
                       something? I have to do that if I want to irc while at
                       uni...