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- bind pub o|o ^ks proc_kicks
- bind pub o|o ^kbs proc_kickbans
- bind pub o|o ^DECAPITATION proc_decap
- bind pub -|- ^DICEDUEL proc_duel
- bind pub o|o ^LAZOR proc_lazor
- bind pub o|o ^GOATSE proc_goatse
- bind pub o|o ^DERP proc_derp
- bind pub -|- ^DINO proc_dino
- bind pub -|- ^NOTION proc_not
- bind pub -|- ^gayfor proc_gay
- bind pub -|- ^RAEPLOL proc_raeplol
- bind pub o|o ^LOVE proc_love
- bind pub o|o ^MORDOR proc_mord
- bind pub o|o ^BEARTRAP proc_bear
- bind pub o|o ^HUH_ proc_huh
- bind pub o|o ^SAS proc_sas
- bind pub o|o ^DICKINBUTT proc_dib
- bind pub o|o ^COCKS proc_cocks
- proc proc_kicks { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :Methods are \: \002 ^DECAPITATION ^DICEDUEL ^LAZOR ^GOATSE ^DERP ^SAS ^DICKINBUTT \002"
- }
- proc proc_kickbans { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :Methods are \: \002 ^RAEP ^MORDOR ^BEARTRAP ^HUH_ ^COCKS \002"
- }
- proc proc_dib { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {[onchan $text]} {
- if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :8:::::::::D~~~$text"
- putquick "KICK $chan $text :Eat my love juice"
- putquick "INVITE $text $chan" }
- }
- proc proc_sas { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {[onchan $text]} {
- if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :This is $text http://imgur.com/Hsmxw"
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :Roses are grey, Violets are grey"
- putquick "KICK $chan $text :$botnick hates socks and sandals"}
- }
- proc proc_raep { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {[onchan $text]} {
- if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- set banmask [getchanhost $text $chan]
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0032RAEP unzips pants......."
- putquick "MODE $chan +b $banmask"
- putquick "KICK $chan $text :You have been brutally raeped by RAEP"
- after 2000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0032I think he died"
- } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :$text Is Not In The Channel" }
- }
- proc proc_cocks { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {[onchan $text]} {
- if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- set banmask [getchanhost $text $chan]
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :COCKS."
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :http://i.imgur.com/ddse1.gif"
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\00316Do you like the cocks?"
- after 5000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0034We know you do"
- putquick "MODE $chan +b $banmask"
- putquick "KICK $chan $text :Lolcocks"
- } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :$text Is Not In The Channel" }
- }
- proc proc_mord { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {[onchan $text]} {
- if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- set banmask [getchanhost $text $chan]
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :YOU SHALL NOT"
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0038FUCKING"
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0034\002PASS"
- after 500
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\00316My precious"
- putquick "MODE $chan +b $banmask"
- putquick "KICK $chan $text :Gandalf"
- } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :$text Is Not In The Channel" }
- }
- proc proc_dino { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {$nick == "Dinosaur"} {
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002Dinosaur is pretty damn fucking awesome, I do declare. Tally ho!!"
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :RAWR, \0032Oh how dubious!!!"
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\0038NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM"
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0034Cuntmuffins for everybody!"
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002You may now return to your regularly scheduled bullshit c:"
- after 3000
- if {$text == ""} {return 0} else {
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0022Oh yes, $text is also a gigantic cockfag"
- }
- } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :YOU ARE NOT DINOSAAAUUUWWWW" }
- }
- proc proc_gay { nick uhost hand chan args } {
- global botnick
- set nick1 { lindex $args 0 }
- set nick2 { lindex $args 1 }
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\0032$nick1 is gay for $nick2"
- }
- bind msg -|- ^dinotalk proc_dt
- proc proc_dt { nick uhost hand text } {
- global botnick
- if {$nick == "Dinosaur"} {
- putquick "PRIVMSG #BSAnonymous :\002\0034$text"
- }
- else {
- putquick "PRIVMSG $nick :YOU ARE NOT DINOSAAAAUUUWWWWW"}
- }
- proc proc_love { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {$nick == "RAEP"} {
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002RAEP, you are similar to something that is defined as good."
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0032May a squadron of vaginas find their way to your vagina by day's end"
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0022Love Dinosaur <3333"
- }
- elseif {$nick == "Dinosaur"} {
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002RAEP, you are similar to something that is defined as good."
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0032May a squadron of vaginas find their way to your vagina by day's end"
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0022Love Dinosaur <3333"
- }
- else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\0034YOU ARE NOT RAEP \>\:\(\(\(" }
- }
- proc proc_not { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {$nick == "Notion"} {
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002LOVE MEH BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZ"
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\0034Notion <3"
- if {$text == ""} {return 0} else {
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0022Notion loves $text"
- }
- if {$nick == "Dinosaur"} {
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002LOVE MEH BITCHEZZZZZZZZZZ"
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\0034Notion <3"
- if {$text == ""} {return 0} else {
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0022Notion is totally gay for Huh_"
- }
- } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :Notion? You are not Notion" }
- }
- proc proc_bear { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {[onchan $text]} {
- if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- set banmask [getchanhost $text $chan]
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :$nick places beartraps in a circle around $chan, to keep $text out"
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0034$text will now leave voluntarily. In 20 seconds."
- after 20000
- putquick "MODE $chan +b $banmask"
- putquick "KICK $chan $text :I told you not to stand on the beartraps"
- } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :$text Is Not In The Channel" }
- }
- proc proc_huh { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {[onchan $text]} {
- if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- set banmask [getchanhost $text $chan]
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :Huh_ hears $nick's pleas, and banishes the fuck out of $text"
- after 200
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :Seriously Huh_'s awesome"
- putquick "PRIVMSG $text :Join #getyourfreeunban to be unbanned"
- putquick "MODE $chan +b $banmask"
- putquick "KICK $chan $text :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huh_\(god\)"
- } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :$text Is Not In The Channel" }
- }
- proc proc_decap { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {[onchan $text]} {
- if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :$text is decapitated"
- putquick "KICK $chan $text :It's only temporary"
- } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002$text\002 Not In Channel" }
- }
- proc proc_duel { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :$botnick does not offer this service currently."
- # if {[onchan $text]} {
- # if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- # set dice {expr { rand() }}
- # putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :Rolling dice"
- # if {dice <=0.50} {duel = 1}
- # else {duel = 2}
- # after 2000
- # if {duel = 1} then {
- # putquick "KICK $chan $text :You lost"
- # }
- # elseif {duel = 2} then {
- # putquick "KICK $chan $nick :You lost"
- # }
- #}
- # } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002$text\002 Not In Channel" }
- }
- proc proc_lazor { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {[onchan $text]} {
- if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\0034Charging.........\003"
- after 2000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\0034Charging.........\003"
- after 2000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\0038Charging.........\003"
- after 2500
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\0038Charging.........\003"
- after 3000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\0033Charged :D\003"
- putquick "KICK $chan $text :LAAAZZZZOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
- } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002$text\002 Not In Channel" }
- }
- proc proc_goatse { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {[onchan $text]} {
- if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :$botname applies gloves\003
- putquick "KICK $chan $text :Tears $text a new asshole on his chest"
- } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002$text\002 Not In Channel" }
- }
- proc proc_derp { nick uhost hand chan text } {
- global botnick
- if {[onchan $text]} {
- if {$text == $botnick} { return 0 }
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0038Lol- Derp$text\003"
- after 500
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0032I wrote you a poem, Derp$text\003"
- after 500
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0032Lemme find it...\003"
- after 1000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\002\0038FOUND IT!\003"
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0034Clears throat\003"
- after 4000
- putquick "PRIVMSG $chan :\0033Roses are Red, violets are blue, I'm gonna fuck you with a rake\003"
- putquick "KICK $chan $text :I hope you enjoyed it Derp$text. \0032I wrote it myself"
- } else { putserv "PRIVMSG $chan :\002$text\002 Not In Channel" }
- }
- putlog "my large anus is loaded"
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