mini greentext/idea dump

Mini green text/idea dump

>Human woman sees a mad hatter at a table
>Mad hatter asks human if she wants to try her hat.
>Woman doesnt think anything bad of it and puts it on.
>Woman starts to moan and scream as the spores infect her brain.
>New mad hatter is born, sits at table and drinks tea with original.
>Another human woman comes and sees thee two mad hatters.
>One of them asks If she wants to try on her hat...

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>Intentionally piss salamander of to grill a stake on her tail flame.
>She's so wrapped up in her she doesn't even notice.
>Sit down for dinner, she asks how you get the meat just right.
>You tell her it just needs the right kind of passion.

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>Shirohebi watching the ryu rain on a guy
>"Why are you doing this?"
>"Because I'm having a bad day, and when I have a bad day somebody else will get one."
>"But why that human?"
>"Because fuck him, that's why."

I find the idea of a dragon ignoring the hero's and going for me quite charming.

>Be Knight guy
>Perfectly fine with being a cog in the machine.
>One day caught in hectic battle.
>Everything was fine until a dragon enters the fray.
>Men get thrown left and right. blades don't look like they stop her.
>You decide to relocate, last you see of the dragon is some hero guy dual wielding holy blades jump at her.
>Battle goes a little smoothly after that, manage to take a few monsters down.
>Some how the dragon has ended up near you again and like before few things stall her movements.
>"Stand aside man" you hear from a hero-knight with a lance. "I shall defeat the foul beast"
>`Better him then you` you think to yourself. the lance knight charges forward and you go in the completely opposite direction.
>Battle rolls on
>taken a lot of hits, the odd deep one due to a particularly nasty succubus but still able to fight
>Your about engage a werewolf before you here the voice behind you growl out "No! This one is mine!"
>The werewolf looks like she's about to cry before she flees.
>Turning around. you stare into the eyes of the same dragon from earlier. her hair is ragged and there are deep gashes in her scales and armour, but your more worried about the unholy glare she's looking at you with.

>Gathering of Lilims and, several high ranked monsters and humans at neutral castle.
>Selene is forced to "look presentable" and not wear her Armour, Instead she gets a dress.
>She hates her time at the party,
>Her sisters even care about her mansion and her progress in her realm.
>Eventually just shouts "FUCK IT!" and rips the skirt of her dress to move freely
>"Can any of you people fight?" she shouts
>A human slowly raises his hand
>"are you married?" the man shakes his head.
>"Good! then you will entertain me!"
>Selene drags the man into the palace gardens while summoning her great sword.
>All while the DL is fuming about her daughters actions
>"Why cant she get a man the normal way?" she asks her husband.
>He just shrugs, given how he met his wife...

>Anon is Apple guy
>He grows apples, he sells apple reated things
>its all he knows, its all he does, its all he is.
>Doesn't mind selling to monsters, to him it just means more customers
>One in particular catches his eye
>A satyros to be exact
>She comes by every chance to drink with anon and allays buys some apples
>He wonders what kind of parties she's having with the amount she buys.
>one day she comes round with two Nebuchadnezzar grade bottles.
>it's apple wine, she must if fermented it with her magic
>she asks if he wants to try some as a thank you for selling her the apples to brew it
>Anon nods, and she pours a glass
but instead of giving you the glass, she sips it and gives him an intense kiss
>"Did you like that?"
>All anon can do is nod
>"we've got plenty to enjoy our selves with, lets have our own party, just us, what do you say?"