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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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[hands clapping]

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[narrator]
Okay, everyone, here we go.

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The movie's about to start.

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Centuries ago, our galaxy
was brought to its knees

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by an alien race
of unparalleled ruthlessness.

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No, not these guys,
these guys.

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See? Mean, right?

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The invaders possessed
an amulet of unlimited power

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known as,
"The Amulet of Unlimited Power."

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With it, the aliens conquered
and enslaved every race

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on every planet
they encountered,

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including our own.

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But what the aliens
didn't count on

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was the existence
of another creature

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who lived amongst the humans,

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"The Featherless Condor."

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Well, uh, mostly featherless.

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The Condor took the amulet
from the invaders,

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forcing them to flee into
the far reaches of space.

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And there was much rejoicing
and also cake.

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Fearing that the aliens might
one day return for the amulet,

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The Condor decided to hide it
deep within the earth.

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Braving untold dangers,
he reached a secret location

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where he knew the amulet
could never be found.

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[elevator dings]

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[narrator] And so,
the galaxy was liberated.

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As one generation
succeeded another,

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and another, and another,

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the descendants
of The Featherless Condor

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forgot about the aliens.

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But the aliens did not forget.

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They swore that one day
they would take back

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that which they had lost,
and then,

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they would wreak
their vengeance upon us all.

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[rock music playing]

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[announcer] And welcome back
to Pelotillehue Stadium

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for this exciting game

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brought to you by My Eyes,
My Eyes Tear Gas.

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It's the 2,606th match

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between Pelotillehue
and Buenas Peras.

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And this time, it's personal.

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And look at Condorito go,

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weaving past
the defenders like a rat

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in a bony chicken's kitchen.

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Kiss my feathers.

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Go, Condorito, go!

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[dramatic music playing]

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Condorito!

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I got to do more cardio.

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Ignorancio, mark him up.

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Huh?

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Oh, right away, coach.

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Yeah.

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Yes, go Tio!

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[announcer]
Condorito with a perfect pass

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to Iron Throat and...

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it seems Egghead has once again

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been mistaken for the ball.

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But there's Condorito
with the steal.

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Oh, wait, what's this,

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Pepe Cortisona
has just stolen the ball

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from his own teammate.

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[chuckles]

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[announcer]
And look at this, yes,

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it's the patented
Pepe pec juggle.

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And could it be?

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Yeah, he's incorporated
some ass into it.

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Oh, what a game we have here
today, ladies and gentlemen,

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and now it appears
that Pepe is making googly eyes

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at a member of the audience.

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[laughter]

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My knee, my knee, oh, my knee!

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My knee!

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[grunts]

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[gasping]

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He's a murderer.

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I can't feel my beak.

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[whistles]

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Huh?

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[growls]

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Use your eyes, fool.

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Can't you see that bird brain
is just faking?

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Farewell, I'm going
into the light.

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[whistles]

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[announcer] And it looks like
the referee has ejected

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Pepe for diving.

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Papa, is that you?

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[announcer] But of course
the real drama here

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right now is Condorito.

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[defibrillator zapping]

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[indistinct] I'm okay.

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I'm okay.

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[announcer] Never have I seen

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such a miraculous recovery.

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Hallelujah,
what a moment to be alive,

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and with just seconds
left on the clock,

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Pelotillehue has the ball.

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[groans]

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[whistles]

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Hmm?

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[announcer] Goal...

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Condorito!

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[cheering]

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And the referee whistles,

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it's over,
1-0 for Pelotillehue!

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Victory, victory, victory!

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Free drinks for everyone
at El Tupos.

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Huh?

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[thud]

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Well, at least they got their
priorities straight.

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Tio, that was your best
death scene ever.

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Thank you, Chickie.

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[all] Condorito!

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[Condorito] Oh, wait, kids.

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I just don't understand what
it is you see in that fool?

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[laughing]

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Did someone say the orphanage
needs a new ball?

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Mm-hmm.

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[cheering]

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My love, for you.

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[groans]

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[Condorito]
I had one eye on the clock.

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Come on, kids,
it's getting late,

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time to get back
on the bus.

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[indistinct chatter]

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It looked like
the Buenas players

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were all going after you.

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Well, I guess that's
the price you pay

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for being this attractivo.

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[laughter]

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And to who do you dedicate
this victory?

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I dedicate this victory
to world peace.

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- Oh.
- Aww.

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Uh, rainforests.

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Aww.

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And, of course,
to all the puppies of the world.

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[screaming]

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[chuckles]

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No more questions.

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Do you always have to flirt
with those...

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...those bimbos
after every single game?

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Huh? No, I do that
for the ratings.

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- [scoffs]
- Oh, please, my darling,

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you know my heart beats
only for you.

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Yayita, Yayita.

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You see?

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And look,
I have a surprise. Ta-da!

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I got us tickets
to the boxing match tonight.

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Bruiser versus
Midget Avenger,

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it's gonna be the fight
of the century.

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Are you kidding?

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Did you forget it's
my mom's birthday tonight?

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Hmm.

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[chuckles]

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I didn't forget,
uh, I repressed.

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- Huh?
- [gasps]

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[slurps]

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[upbeat music playing]

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[horn honks]

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[man singing in Spanish]

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Tremebunda, my dear.

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Please accept this present
for this felicitous occasion.

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Oh, a gift card for the spa?
Thank you.

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To preserve your untouched
beauty's perfection.

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Her beauty is untouched

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because nobody would touch her.

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Huh?

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[sighs]

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Oh, Pepe,
how considerate of you.

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Oh, I keep praying
for my daughter

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to come to her senses
and find someone like you.

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Perhaps she already has.

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May I give you a ride home?

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[gasps]

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Oh, my car!

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[nervous laughter]

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But Yayita, we were going to go
celebrate at El Tulfo.

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You just better
not be late tonight.

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What do you mean late?

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Is there something
going on tonight?

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[upbeat music playing]

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[sighs]

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[Iron Throat]
A toast for the winners.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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And one for losers.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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And for the winners, yeah.

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Cheers.

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Uh, Condorito,
are you okay?

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Huh, why do you ask?

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Oh, it's Pepe,
that bucktooth lead sack

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is trying to steal my Yayita
from me with his money.

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If it's with money,
then it's not stealing.

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The rich think they can
just do whatever they want.

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Well, no more,
I tell you, no more.

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[Egghead]
What are you going to do?

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[Condorito] I'm going to get
Pepe out of my way

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once and for all.

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After this, Pepe Cortisona

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will no longer be a problem.

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Get rid of Pepe?

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Just what are you
planning to do?

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[dramatic music playing]

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- Huh?
- Oh.

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Do you have it?

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[coyote howls]

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Condorito, are you sure
you wanna go through with this?

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There's no other way.

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To save Yayita from Pepe,

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I must commit the most heinous
sin a man can do.

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[whimpering]

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[screams]

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Propose marriage.

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[all gasping]

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[clock bell chimes]

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But he was so young.

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My friend, you always said
you'd give up your life

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before you gave up
your bachelorhood.

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Yayita is my life.

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Without her, I have nothing.

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[grunts]

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Well, if that's
how you feel,

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then we have to stand
beside you.

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This calls for a drink.

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To Condorito.

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[All] To Condorito.

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Are you loco?!

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[all gasping]

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I've got to go!

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[Egghead] Right behind you!

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[groans]

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[dogs barking]

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[gasps]

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How dare you even think
of marrying

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my precious Yayita?

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But she and I are meant
to be together.

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She is meant for a prince,

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not some unemployed, ugly,

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ignorant, penniless, smelly,

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dimwitted,
bird brain like you!

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Get this through your thick
excuse for a skull!

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As long as I walk this earth,

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you will never,
never marry my daughter!

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[dramatic music playing]

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[barking]

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Not now, Washington.

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[video game sounds]

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[grunts]

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Tio, I hooked us up
to the power line,

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hacked into
the neighbor's Wi-Fi,

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and put the cockroaches
in the bed

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to eat all the bed bugs.

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[sighs]
That's good.

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Did you have another fight
with Yayita?

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It's not Yayita.

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It's her mother.

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That hairy ogre won't stop

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until she breaks us up.

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[gasps]

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[sighs]
Is there anything for dinner?

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Not just anything.

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I made your favorite,

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00:12:48,403 --> 00:12:50,868
pizza with French fries
and ketchup.

265
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,702
Ah, Chickie, you're the best.

266
00:12:52,704 --> 00:12:54,237
It's nothing.

267
00:12:58,503 --> 00:13:00,301
Huh?

268
00:13:00,303 --> 00:13:01,701
That's a weird number.

269
00:13:01,703 --> 00:13:04,302
Hmm, probably
some spam thing.

270
00:13:04,304 --> 00:13:06,301
[chimes]

271
00:13:06,303 --> 00:13:07,934
Ha, nice costume.

272
00:13:07,936 --> 00:13:10,334
[alien] Featherless Condor,

273
00:13:10,336 --> 00:13:13,434
we have searched for you
for many space years.

274
00:13:13,436 --> 00:13:16,468
And now, I wish to make you
an offer.

275
00:13:16,470 --> 00:13:18,735
Let me guess,
you have a wireless plan

276
00:13:18,737 --> 00:13:20,035
that is out of this world?

277
00:13:20,037 --> 00:13:21,934
[laughing]

278
00:13:21,936 --> 00:13:25,334
Huh? I'm not a sale rep
for a cell phone provider.

279
00:13:25,336 --> 00:13:27,635
Bring me the amulet
of unlimited power

280
00:13:27,637 --> 00:13:31,269
and I shall give you
anything that you desire.

281
00:13:31,271 --> 00:13:32,835
Shouldn't you say,

282
00:13:32,837 --> 00:13:36,468
"Amulet you bring me.
Anything you desire I give."

283
00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:37,868
[both laugh]

284
00:13:37,870 --> 00:13:39,669
That's a stereotype.

285
00:13:39,671 --> 00:13:40,971
We're still waiting.

286
00:13:42,471 --> 00:13:44,968
Amulet you bring me.

287
00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:47,335
Anything you desire I give.

288
00:13:47,337 --> 00:13:49,238
[both laugh]

289
00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:56,335
Anything I desire, huh?

290
00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:58,502
Take Tremebunda to your planet.

291
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,204
Then we have ourselves a deal.

292
00:14:03,638 --> 00:14:04,967
[clears throat] I mean,

293
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:08,268
ourselves a deal we have.

294
00:14:08,270 --> 00:14:10,302
[both laugh]

295
00:14:10,304 --> 00:14:12,435
[dramatic music playing]

296
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:14,505
[coyote howls]

297
00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:26,435
[Yayita]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

298
00:14:26,437 --> 00:14:29,001
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

299
00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:33,269
♪ Happy birthday, dear mother ♪

300
00:14:33,271 --> 00:14:38,301
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

301
00:14:38,303 --> 00:14:40,469
I know I asked you to only use
one candle.

302
00:14:40,471 --> 00:14:42,636
Relax, woman.

303
00:14:42,638 --> 00:14:44,837
You'll think different once
I light this baby up.

304
00:14:46,504 --> 00:14:48,471
[gasps]
Dad, do something.

305
00:14:53,803 --> 00:14:56,035
[sighs]

306
00:14:56,037 --> 00:14:57,035
It's okay, Mom.

307
00:14:57,037 --> 00:14:59,237
There now. All good.

308
00:15:01,504 --> 00:15:04,001
Time to open presents.

309
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:07,535
Ooh, it's that new perfume
we saw at the mall, isn't it?

310
00:15:07,537 --> 00:15:10,435
Even better.

311
00:15:10,437 --> 00:15:12,801
[Tremabunda] Uh, an electric
razor for women?

312
00:15:12,803 --> 00:15:14,834
It's industrial-strength.

313
00:15:14,836 --> 00:15:17,501
Why, you can shave a bear
with this thing.

314
00:15:17,503 --> 00:15:18,901
Could this night get any worse?

315
00:15:18,903 --> 00:15:21,468
[doorbell ringing]

316
00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:22,735
[grunts]

317
00:15:22,737 --> 00:15:24,836
Did somebody order a son-in-law?

318
00:15:26,003 --> 00:15:28,302
Treme.

319
00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:30,268
Why, you don't look
a day over 65.

320
00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:31,835
Mwah.

321
00:15:31,837 --> 00:15:33,634
Well, I'm only 59.

322
00:15:33,636 --> 00:15:35,735
Ah, preparing for the future.

323
00:15:35,737 --> 00:15:36,934
Very clever.

324
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,502
I take it the boxing match
ended early?

325
00:15:39,504 --> 00:15:41,334
My love, please.

326
00:15:41,336 --> 00:15:42,437
Forgive me.

327
00:15:46,969 --> 00:15:48,335
And of course,
I've brought something

328
00:15:48,337 --> 00:15:50,269
for the queen of the day.

329
00:15:50,271 --> 00:15:52,700
Ta-dah.

330
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,900
Uh... I kept the receipt.

331
00:15:55,902 --> 00:15:58,635
Do you all just see
some sort of hairy animal

332
00:15:58,637 --> 00:16:00,368
when you look at me?!

333
00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,967
Mom, please, calm down.

334
00:16:01,969 --> 00:16:04,002
Sometimes,
I wish someone would just come

335
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,369
and take me away
from this living hell!

336
00:16:06,371 --> 00:16:08,002
[sobbing]

337
00:16:08,004 --> 00:16:10,401
Huh?

338
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,700
[rumbling]

339
00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:14,468
[whimpering]

340
00:16:14,470 --> 00:16:16,402
[screams]

341
00:16:16,404 --> 00:16:17,903
[screams]

342
00:16:23,537 --> 00:16:27,271
[suspenseful music playing]

343
00:16:32,370 --> 00:16:33,370
[gasps]

344
00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:37,800
[shrieks]

345
00:16:37,802 --> 00:16:40,603
Tremebunda. Tremebunda.

346
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,435
[sighs]

347
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:48,035
[screams]

348
00:16:48,037 --> 00:16:49,634
No, Mom!

349
00:16:49,636 --> 00:16:51,002
No!

350
00:16:51,004 --> 00:16:52,368
Treme!

351
00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:53,970
[screaming]

352
00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:03,901
[indistinct]

353
00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:06,035
Featherless Condor, as agreed,

354
00:17:06,037 --> 00:17:07,868
I have taken Tremebunda.

355
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:09,967
Now and per our arrangement,

356
00:17:09,969 --> 00:17:12,368
you must bring
the amulet to me.

357
00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:14,335
Um, I didn't literally
mean take her.

358
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,767
Please let her go.

359
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,635
It's all just
a misunderstanding.

360
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,801
Hmm, I see.

361
00:17:19,803 --> 00:17:22,035
Well, in that case,

362
00:17:22,037 --> 00:17:23,601
you have just 24 hours

363
00:17:23,603 --> 00:17:25,035
to bring the amulet to me.

364
00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:28,935
Or you will never see
Tremebunda ever again.

365
00:17:28,937 --> 00:17:32,301
[evil laugh]

366
00:17:32,303 --> 00:17:33,567
[sighs]

367
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:36,967
Ha, he peed his pants, right?

368
00:17:36,969 --> 00:17:39,635
Can someone confirm peepee?

369
00:17:39,637 --> 00:17:41,704
Huh? What do you mean
we're still on?

370
00:17:48,669 --> 00:17:51,603
[sobbing]

371
00:17:55,937 --> 00:17:56,837
[sighs]

372
00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,636
[police sirens wailing]

373
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,804
[sobbing]

374
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:15,801
Yayita. Yayita.

375
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,967
[screams]

376
00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:20,368
[gasps]

377
00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,867
[crowd chatter]

378
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,337
Excuse me...

379
00:18:25,969 --> 00:18:29,734
My love,
can we talk for a second?

380
00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:30,867
No.

381
00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:32,700
I'm done
with your excuses.

382
00:18:32,702 --> 00:18:35,002
It's over between us,
Condorito.

383
00:18:35,004 --> 00:18:37,335
Over? But why?

384
00:18:37,337 --> 00:18:38,701
Okay, I guess I know why.

385
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,035
But you got to believe me.

386
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,335
I thought he was trying
to sell me

387
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,035
a new wireless plan.

388
00:18:43,037 --> 00:18:43,868
I never dreamed your mother
would actually

389
00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:45,667
be kidnapped by aliens.

390
00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:47,800
You've been dreaming
about it for years.

391
00:18:47,802 --> 00:18:49,271
Yeah.

392
00:18:50,769 --> 00:18:52,302
But I'm gonna get her back.

393
00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:53,369
I swear.

394
00:18:53,371 --> 00:18:55,269
Sure, you swear.

395
00:18:55,271 --> 00:18:57,600
My mother was right all along.

396
00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,035
If only I'd listened to her

397
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,601
before you destroyed all
our lives.

398
00:19:01,603 --> 00:19:02,900
Goodbye, Condorito.

399
00:19:02,902 --> 00:19:04,868
Don't go. Yayita.

400
00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:06,934
[man singing in Spanish]

401
00:19:06,936 --> 00:19:08,304
Yayita.

402
00:19:12,836 --> 00:19:14,868
There's no need
to worry, buddy.

403
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:17,001
I'm sure the authorities
will be able

404
00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:18,269
to take care of it.

405
00:19:18,271 --> 00:19:19,436
Uh-huh.

406
00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:25,034
[beeps]

407
00:19:25,036 --> 00:19:27,001
It's a message from the alien.

408
00:19:27,003 --> 00:19:30,035
"The amulet is located
in Condortihuacan,

409
00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:32,801
in a place called The Catacomb
of Certain Luck."

410
00:19:32,803 --> 00:19:34,835
Really?
Well, that sounds easy.

411
00:19:34,837 --> 00:19:37,934
Hang on. No, oops.

412
00:19:37,936 --> 00:19:40,567
Actually, it's The Catacomb
of Certain Death.

413
00:19:40,569 --> 00:19:42,400
[beeping]

414
00:19:42,402 --> 00:19:43,900
[gulps]

415
00:19:43,902 --> 00:19:45,034
What do I do?

416
00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:46,533
Yayita will never forgive me

417
00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:48,268
if I don't save her mother.

418
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,801
[Pepe] Please, we ask you
to show some respect

419
00:19:50,803 --> 00:19:53,269
for what's left of our family

420
00:19:53,271 --> 00:19:55,867
in this time of crisis.

421
00:19:55,869 --> 00:19:58,570
That conniving
buck-toothed lead sack.

422
00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:04,768
Chickie, pack up your things,

423
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:05,971
we're going on an adventure.

424
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,671
Can I borrow some money?

425
00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:18,500
We still don't
have enough.

426
00:20:18,502 --> 00:20:20,302
- You could go gambling.
- Good idea.

427
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,801
But I don't think we have
enough time to...

428
00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,800
[women giggling]

429
00:20:24,802 --> 00:20:26,537
Hmm.

430
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:36,035
[woman singing in Spanish]

431
00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:37,534
[Chickie] Whoa.

432
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:40,237
It's an adventure.

433
00:20:55,802 --> 00:20:57,868
Here you go.
This young lady will help,

434
00:20:57,870 --> 00:20:59,501
if there's anything
you need.

435
00:20:59,503 --> 00:21:00,667
- Won't you, my dear?
- Ugh.

436
00:21:00,669 --> 00:21:03,269
In my time, parents
would never even think

437
00:21:03,271 --> 00:21:05,735
of letting kids travel
by themselves.

438
00:21:05,737 --> 00:21:07,634
Yeah, but that's because
back in your time,

439
00:21:07,636 --> 00:21:09,002
there was only one continent.

440
00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:10,404
[laughs]

441
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,700
[boy] Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

442
00:21:14,702 --> 00:21:17,301
Are we there yet? Are we there
yet? Are we there yet?

443
00:21:17,303 --> 00:21:19,868
Oh, how about we find you
something to play with.

444
00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:23,367
Ah, what do we have here?

445
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:26,333
Oh yeah, it's one of those
inflatable travel pillows.

446
00:21:26,335 --> 00:21:28,034
Now we'll just give it
a little twist here.

447
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,002
And do this.

448
00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:30,736
[grunting]

449
00:21:32,003 --> 00:21:33,800
[air blowing]

450
00:21:33,802 --> 00:21:34,603
Here you go.

451
00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:38,536
[air whooshing]

452
00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:43,433
[screams]

453
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,303
You have a pleasant flight.

454
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:49,034
You're a good boy.

455
00:21:49,036 --> 00:21:52,334
It's such a shame that your
parents don't love you.

456
00:21:52,336 --> 00:21:53,800
You're skin and bones.

457
00:21:53,802 --> 00:21:55,534
Don't tell me
they don't feed you.

458
00:21:55,536 --> 00:21:56,935
Actually, I live
with my uncle,

459
00:21:56,937 --> 00:21:58,537
but I do all the cooking
in our place.

460
00:22:00,004 --> 00:22:01,734
- [dinging]
- Oh.

461
00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:03,901
Excuse me, sir.

462
00:22:03,903 --> 00:22:06,368
Would you please
put this up for me?

463
00:22:06,370 --> 00:22:08,434
But of course, madam.

464
00:22:08,436 --> 00:22:09,568
Huh? Skis?

465
00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:11,604
Who brings skis
to Condortihuacan?

466
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,768
[pilot] Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.

467
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:21,433
We've reached our cruising
altitude of 37,000 feet

468
00:22:21,435 --> 00:22:24,400
- and we expect...
- Did he do your laundry?

469
00:22:24,402 --> 00:22:25,834
Clean out your ears?

470
00:22:25,836 --> 00:22:27,667
Take you to the dentist?

471
00:22:27,669 --> 00:22:29,667
Is there anything
he does do for you?

472
00:22:29,669 --> 00:22:31,500
Oh, sure, tons of things.

473
00:22:31,502 --> 00:22:33,801
He showed me how to make
[indistinct] and football.

474
00:22:33,803 --> 00:22:35,568
He should take care of you.

475
00:22:35,570 --> 00:22:39,334
Being an adult
is a great responsibility.

476
00:22:39,336 --> 00:22:40,867
He's responsible.

477
00:22:40,869 --> 00:22:43,333
[pilot] We hope you have
pleasant flight to Alaska.

478
00:22:43,335 --> 00:22:45,533
Huh?

479
00:22:45,535 --> 00:22:47,667
[pilot] Because that's where
this plane is going.

480
00:22:47,669 --> 00:22:49,534
[whimpers]

481
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,267
What do you mean
this flight

482
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:52,801
isn't going
to Condortihuacan?

483
00:22:52,803 --> 00:22:55,333
I said it's not landing
in Condortihuacan.

484
00:22:55,335 --> 00:22:56,469
But we still are.

485
00:23:01,037 --> 00:23:02,668
Look there.

486
00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:04,301
That's Condortihuacan.

487
00:23:04,303 --> 00:23:06,600
But that's
thousands of feet below.

488
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:07,968
Whoa!

489
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,534
Have faith, Chickie.

490
00:23:09,536 --> 00:23:11,368
This is all part
of a plan.

491
00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:12,104
Whoa!

492
00:23:14,535 --> 00:23:16,835
Okay, that wasn't part
of the plan.

493
00:23:16,837 --> 00:23:19,571
[both screaming]

494
00:23:30,370 --> 00:23:32,404
It's the only way to fly.

495
00:23:33,736 --> 00:23:34,835
What did I tell you?

496
00:23:34,837 --> 00:23:36,971
Absolutely nothing
to worry about.

497
00:23:39,603 --> 00:23:42,469
Something to worry about,
something to worry about.

498
00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:47,035
[screams]

499
00:23:47,037 --> 00:23:48,534
But I'm too young to die!

500
00:23:48,536 --> 00:23:50,467
Aw, don't be like that.

501
00:23:50,469 --> 00:23:51,534
A little twist.

502
00:23:51,536 --> 00:23:53,301
Here, have an elephant.

503
00:23:53,303 --> 00:23:56,369
[both screaming]

504
00:23:58,003 --> 00:24:00,937
[dramatic music playing]

505
00:24:08,636 --> 00:24:13,268
Soon I will have that power.

506
00:24:13,270 --> 00:24:15,401
But first,
it's my lunch time.

507
00:24:15,403 --> 00:24:16,671
[beeps]

508
00:24:21,269 --> 00:24:23,667
Prepare to be devoured,

509
00:24:23,669 --> 00:24:26,468
lasagna.

510
00:24:26,470 --> 00:24:29,001
Where,
where's my lunchbox?

511
00:24:29,003 --> 00:24:31,701
Computer,
where is my lunchbox?

512
00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:33,434
[female computer voice]
I don't know, Your Majesty.

513
00:24:33,436 --> 00:24:35,337
Did you check under your seat?

514
00:24:40,836 --> 00:24:42,002
[Molosco]
It's not under my seat.

515
00:24:42,004 --> 00:24:42,937
[laughs]

516
00:24:45,037 --> 00:24:47,970
[laughter]

517
00:24:51,736 --> 00:24:52,900
Come on, guys.

518
00:24:52,902 --> 00:24:54,934
I know we talked about this.

519
00:24:54,936 --> 00:24:57,267
We'll never manage
to re-enslave the universe

520
00:24:57,269 --> 00:24:58,534
unless we...?

521
00:24:58,536 --> 00:25:01,935
[machine beeping]

522
00:25:01,937 --> 00:25:03,768
Unless we acknowledge
and respect

523
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,901
the chain of command.

524
00:25:05,903 --> 00:25:09,437
So, let's just try to be
respectful of that, okay?

525
00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:12,303
Huh?

526
00:25:13,602 --> 00:25:14,968
[grunts]

527
00:25:14,970 --> 00:25:16,901
[female computer voice]
Emperor Molosco,

528
00:25:16,903 --> 00:25:18,834
the captive has been secured
in the abduction chamber.

529
00:25:18,836 --> 00:25:20,734
I'm coming.

530
00:25:20,736 --> 00:25:23,800
[dramatic music playing]

531
00:25:23,802 --> 00:25:25,203
[laughing]

532
00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:40,701
Where's my lunchbox?
Where's my lunchbox?

533
00:25:40,703 --> 00:25:41,701
[laughter]

534
00:25:41,703 --> 00:25:43,401
Where's my lunchbox?

535
00:25:43,403 --> 00:25:44,336
[laughter]

536
00:25:46,737 --> 00:25:48,270
[giggles] Huh?

537
00:25:49,570 --> 00:25:52,304
[dramatic music playing]

538
00:25:55,402 --> 00:25:56,467
[gasps]

539
00:25:56,469 --> 00:25:58,501
Oh, my gods.

540
00:25:58,503 --> 00:26:00,503
She's incredible.

541
00:26:03,502 --> 00:26:06,967
This specimen's
gigantic.

542
00:26:06,969 --> 00:26:10,468
She's like a living,
breathing planet.

543
00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:12,668
I kind of just want
to orbit her.

544
00:26:12,670 --> 00:26:14,668
Keep your tentacles
away from me,

545
00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:15,900
you intergalactic pervert!

546
00:26:15,902 --> 00:26:17,400
[gasps]

547
00:26:17,402 --> 00:26:19,403
I'm a lady,
not a specimen!

548
00:26:23,403 --> 00:26:26,336
[woman singing in Spanish]

549
00:26:30,302 --> 00:26:32,800
Wow.

550
00:26:32,802 --> 00:26:35,801
[grunting]

551
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,369
- What do we do?
- Lower the force field.

552
00:26:42,403 --> 00:26:43,735
[screams]

553
00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:45,501
Hey, hey!

554
00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:48,835
I demand that you
let me out of here at once!

555
00:26:48,837 --> 00:26:51,601
[panting]

556
00:26:51,603 --> 00:26:54,504
[woman singing in Spanish]

557
00:27:04,303 --> 00:27:05,767
We've lost the chicken.

558
00:27:05,769 --> 00:27:07,536
I repeat,
we've lost the chicken.

559
00:27:13,536 --> 00:27:16,837
- Ma'am, what do we do?
- We're going in there.

560
00:27:19,502 --> 00:27:23,301
[birds chirping]

561
00:27:23,303 --> 00:27:25,734
You see?
Now that wasn't so bad.

562
00:27:25,736 --> 00:27:27,900
Oh, oh. Ugh.

563
00:27:27,902 --> 00:27:31,468
- Reflauta.
- Ow.

564
00:27:31,470 --> 00:27:34,204
[grunting]

565
00:27:36,035 --> 00:27:38,268
You okay?

566
00:27:38,270 --> 00:27:39,967
Tio, how come
you didn't check

567
00:27:39,969 --> 00:27:41,634
where the plane was going?

568
00:27:41,636 --> 00:27:43,734
I guess I thought
you were on that.

569
00:27:43,736 --> 00:27:44,701
But forget it.

570
00:27:44,703 --> 00:27:46,268
Come on.

571
00:27:46,270 --> 00:27:47,600
We're running out of time.

572
00:27:47,602 --> 00:27:49,933
[beeping]

573
00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:52,467
To additional adventure.

574
00:27:52,469 --> 00:27:55,369
[dramatic music playing]

575
00:28:05,336 --> 00:28:06,967
Poor Condorito.

576
00:28:06,969 --> 00:28:09,900
Why couldn't they have just
taken my wife instead?

577
00:28:09,902 --> 00:28:11,368
All I can say is

578
00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:13,533
I hope he has
health insurance

579
00:28:13,535 --> 00:28:14,933
for The Catacombs
of Certain Death.

580
00:28:14,935 --> 00:28:17,700
Condorito
can take care of himself.

581
00:28:17,702 --> 00:28:20,301
It's him we have to worry about.

582
00:28:20,303 --> 00:28:22,801
That donkey is going
to seduce Yayita

583
00:28:22,803 --> 00:28:24,367
while Condorito is away.

584
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,667
- It's Pepe's car.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.

585
00:28:25,669 --> 00:28:26,567
It's irresistible.

586
00:28:26,569 --> 00:28:27,800
Ladies.

587
00:28:27,802 --> 00:28:28,967
Aww.

588
00:28:28,969 --> 00:28:30,899
[sighs] Ow.

589
00:28:30,901 --> 00:28:32,568
So, it's his car, eh?

590
00:28:32,570 --> 00:28:33,966
Well then,
it's time for us

591
00:28:33,968 --> 00:28:36,268
to level the playing field.

592
00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:37,668
- Yes, Coach.
- Yes, Coach.

593
00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:38,835
Yes, Coach.

594
00:28:44,302 --> 00:28:47,601
[grunting]

595
00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:49,434
Let me tell you,

596
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,966
if you even think about doing
any experiments on me...

597
00:28:51,968 --> 00:28:54,866
Actually
I was just wondering

598
00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:57,833
if you would be
my guest for dinner

599
00:28:57,835 --> 00:29:00,734
- tonight.
- Oh?

600
00:29:00,736 --> 00:29:02,936
[Molosco]
If you have no other plans.

601
00:29:08,436 --> 00:29:09,504
Huh?

602
00:29:11,003 --> 00:29:12,600
[gasps]

603
00:29:12,602 --> 00:29:14,601
Sweet baby Jupiter.

604
00:29:14,603 --> 00:29:15,671
Whoa.

605
00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:19,603
[whirring]

606
00:29:34,737 --> 00:29:36,571
Welcome, my dear.

607
00:29:40,801 --> 00:29:43,000
[grunts]

608
00:29:43,002 --> 00:29:45,301
I bet you must
be starving.

609
00:29:45,303 --> 00:29:46,534
I had my chef

610
00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:47,966
prepare something special

611
00:29:47,968 --> 00:29:50,734
for a carnivore
such as you.

612
00:29:50,736 --> 00:29:52,734
Ta-dum,

613
00:29:52,736 --> 00:29:54,034
he cooked himself for you.

614
00:29:54,036 --> 00:29:55,401
Go on.

615
00:29:55,403 --> 00:29:57,800
Dig in and devour
Garbaggio.

616
00:29:57,802 --> 00:30:00,334
[gags]

617
00:30:00,336 --> 00:30:03,900
[roaring]

618
00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:06,400
Um, we also have empanadas.

619
00:30:06,402 --> 00:30:08,937
[dramatic music playing]

620
00:30:15,802 --> 00:30:17,467
[gags]

621
00:30:17,469 --> 00:30:19,300
[grunts]

622
00:30:19,302 --> 00:30:21,567
I hope you'll excuse me.

623
00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:24,034
It's been a while since
someone's taken me to dinner.

624
00:30:24,036 --> 00:30:25,333
Huh? How can that be

625
00:30:25,335 --> 00:30:27,501
for a beauty such as you?

626
00:30:27,503 --> 00:30:28,799
Surely you must
dine out often

627
00:30:28,801 --> 00:30:29,900
with your human male beau.

628
00:30:29,902 --> 00:30:31,866
Do you mean Cuasi?

629
00:30:31,868 --> 00:30:33,734
[scoffs]
For our anniversary dinner,

630
00:30:33,736 --> 00:30:35,434
he took me to a drive-thru

631
00:30:35,436 --> 00:30:36,635
and forgot me.

632
00:30:36,637 --> 00:30:38,866
Ugh. Your male thing,

633
00:30:38,868 --> 00:30:42,203
I believe I may have seen him
on our Earth cam.

634
00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:48,300
[woman] Cuasi, but
you promised me an exclusive.

635
00:30:48,302 --> 00:30:49,733
[woman] But why would he
want to go with you

636
00:30:49,735 --> 00:30:51,634
when he can have me?

637
00:30:51,636 --> 00:30:54,699
[woman] I know, why don't we
all interview him together?

638
00:30:54,701 --> 00:30:57,300
Not a bad idea.

639
00:30:57,302 --> 00:30:59,836
[Tremebunda grunting]

640
00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:11,034
I just don't get it.

641
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,867
Why does your male thing
get aroused by those

642
00:31:12,869 --> 00:31:14,766
sickly, bony females?

643
00:31:14,768 --> 00:31:16,799
Well, because he's an ape.
That's why.

644
00:31:16,801 --> 00:31:18,767
But they're nothing
but skeletons.

645
00:31:18,769 --> 00:31:21,468
How can one
respect a female

646
00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:24,699
who is not even respected
by the force of gravity?

647
00:31:24,701 --> 00:31:25,767
[sighs]

648
00:31:25,769 --> 00:31:27,666
On my planet,

649
00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:28,799
the more gravity
you have,

650
00:31:28,801 --> 00:31:30,967
the less respect
you get.

651
00:31:30,969 --> 00:31:33,267
A big woman can't go
even a single day

652
00:31:33,269 --> 00:31:36,900
without being the butt
of some stupid joke,

653
00:31:36,902 --> 00:31:39,304
even on my own birthday.

654
00:31:42,603 --> 00:31:44,833
[sniffles]

655
00:31:44,835 --> 00:31:47,735
I understand what
it's like to be mocked.

656
00:31:49,969 --> 00:31:54,434
My ancestors ruled
the entire universe.

657
00:31:54,436 --> 00:31:55,966
But me,

658
00:31:55,968 --> 00:31:57,834
I don't even rule
the mini fridge

659
00:31:57,836 --> 00:32:00,500
on my own spaceship,
nothing.

660
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:01,934
But one day soon

661
00:32:01,936 --> 00:32:04,001
when I get my hands
on the amulet,

662
00:32:04,003 --> 00:32:05,434
I'll put them all
in their place

663
00:32:05,436 --> 00:32:09,034
and once again
the iron tentacle shall rule.

664
00:32:09,036 --> 00:32:12,666
Then I'll only need one thing
to make my life complete.

665
00:32:12,668 --> 00:32:13,833
And what's that?

666
00:32:13,835 --> 00:32:15,967
The most important thing
of all,

667
00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:17,700
a queen.

668
00:32:17,702 --> 00:32:20,237
[dramatic music playing]

669
00:32:35,270 --> 00:32:37,401
[Cone] Molosco says that
only The Featherless Condor

670
00:32:37,403 --> 00:32:38,736
can enter the catacombs.

671
00:32:42,535 --> 00:32:44,334
Once inside,

672
00:32:44,336 --> 00:32:46,300
he'll fight
a terrifying guardian.

673
00:32:46,302 --> 00:32:47,567
Eh, I don't buy it.

674
00:32:47,569 --> 00:32:48,833
Just look at this place,

675
00:32:48,835 --> 00:32:50,634
nothing but
an old pile of rocks.

676
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:51,867
It's not waiting for...

677
00:32:51,869 --> 00:32:53,869
the Great Featherless Condor.

678
00:33:03,769 --> 00:33:05,834
Whoever built this place

679
00:33:05,836 --> 00:33:07,870
did not have
a happy childhood.

680
00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:10,867
[screams]

681
00:33:10,869 --> 00:33:12,599
Maybe the guardian
bit the dust, too.

682
00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:13,666
I bet he's dead.

683
00:33:13,668 --> 00:33:16,034
Oh, he's dead all right.

684
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:18,770
[dramatic music playing]

685
00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:22,767
[Cone] According to the message,

686
00:33:22,769 --> 00:33:25,834
the guardian's job
is to protect the amulet.

687
00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:27,966
Whenever someone sets foot
in the dungeon,

688
00:33:27,968 --> 00:33:29,899
he rises from the dead
to fight them

689
00:33:29,901 --> 00:33:32,001
and fulfill
his sacred duty.

690
00:33:32,003 --> 00:33:34,268
Huh. The guy must be
some kind of loser

691
00:33:34,270 --> 00:33:35,702
to keep working
after death.

692
00:33:38,303 --> 00:33:40,301
Grandpa Rito?

693
00:33:40,303 --> 00:33:42,500
[screaming]

694
00:33:42,502 --> 00:33:45,436
[dramatic music playing]

695
00:33:47,936 --> 00:33:49,532
Oops.

696
00:33:49,534 --> 00:33:50,835
Reflauta.

697
00:33:52,435 --> 00:33:53,733
Oh, no.

698
00:33:53,735 --> 00:33:56,669
[screaming]

699
00:34:09,936 --> 00:34:11,268
Over there.

700
00:34:11,270 --> 00:34:12,833
[roars]

701
00:34:12,835 --> 00:34:14,301
[Condorito] He's coming.

702
00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:15,569
[roars]

703
00:34:16,936 --> 00:34:19,532
[grunting]

704
00:34:19,534 --> 00:34:21,536
Faster, faster.

705
00:34:26,035 --> 00:34:28,703
Slower, slower.

706
00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:33,403
In your face,
great-grandpa.

707
00:34:37,801 --> 00:34:39,833
What the?

708
00:34:39,835 --> 00:34:41,666
[grunts]

709
00:34:41,668 --> 00:34:43,569
[Cone screams]

710
00:34:48,370 --> 00:34:49,736
[whimpering]

711
00:34:57,336 --> 00:35:00,270
[grunting]

712
00:35:02,669 --> 00:35:03,800
This is very confusing.

713
00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:05,034
Look.

714
00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,636
Now that's just
unnecessary.

715
00:35:08,370 --> 00:35:09,770
Hold on tight.

716
00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:15,669
[both screaming]

717
00:35:18,270 --> 00:35:20,001
Uh-oh.

718
00:35:20,003 --> 00:35:22,736
[both screaming]

719
00:35:24,868 --> 00:35:26,203
[brakes squeal]

720
00:35:28,636 --> 00:35:32,633
Oh. And this is why
I hate family reunions.

721
00:35:32,635 --> 00:35:33,602
[grunting]

722
00:35:40,968 --> 00:35:42,669
Uh, Tio?

723
00:35:44,435 --> 00:35:47,367
[birds chirping]

724
00:35:47,369 --> 00:35:49,903
[dramatic music playing]

725
00:35:52,002 --> 00:35:55,766
[sighs] No, we haven't
received any word yet.

726
00:35:55,768 --> 00:35:56,866
I guess we just have
to be patient.

727
00:35:56,868 --> 00:35:58,300
- [knock on door]
- [boy] Come in.

728
00:35:58,302 --> 00:35:59,566
[girl laughs]

729
00:35:59,568 --> 00:36:01,270
[boy] It's Uncle Pepe.

730
00:36:03,869 --> 00:36:06,567
We wanna play with you.

731
00:36:06,569 --> 00:36:07,667
No.

732
00:36:07,669 --> 00:36:10,499
[suspenseful music playing]

733
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:12,834
[children laughing]

734
00:36:12,836 --> 00:36:15,001
Yayita,
so good to see you.

735
00:36:15,003 --> 00:36:17,000
Sorry,
it's not a good time.

736
00:36:17,002 --> 00:36:18,466
The boiler broke,

737
00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,866
the toilets are all clogged.

738
00:36:20,868 --> 00:36:23,000
Condorito
was supposed to help,

739
00:36:23,002 --> 00:36:24,402
but now he's gone.

740
00:36:28,836 --> 00:36:29,636
[barking]

741
00:36:31,402 --> 00:36:33,735
[meowing]

742
00:36:36,003 --> 00:36:37,833
[hooting]

743
00:36:37,835 --> 00:36:39,499
[Coach] Hey, Ignorancio.

744
00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:42,001
- Huh?
- The car.

745
00:36:42,003 --> 00:36:43,669
Oh, aye, aye.

746
00:36:45,535 --> 00:36:48,270
[upbeat music playing]

747
00:36:55,835 --> 00:36:57,400
Hey, Coach, it's done.

748
00:36:57,402 --> 00:36:59,301
Excellent.

749
00:36:59,303 --> 00:37:00,567
Wait. Oh, no,

750
00:37:00,569 --> 00:37:02,699
that's my car.

751
00:37:02,701 --> 00:37:04,833
Well, at least the roof
isn't falling down on our heads.

752
00:37:04,835 --> 00:37:05,903
[gasps]

753
00:37:06,969 --> 00:37:07,902
[gasps]

754
00:37:10,535 --> 00:37:13,766
Looks like only an angel
could save us now.

755
00:37:13,768 --> 00:37:14,767
Oh.

756
00:37:14,769 --> 00:37:17,268
[chuckles]

757
00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:18,933
Thank you. Thank you.

758
00:37:18,935 --> 00:37:20,666
And now I'd like to unveil

759
00:37:20,668 --> 00:37:23,700
the Cortisona Orphanage.

760
00:37:23,702 --> 00:37:26,033
[all] Wow.

761
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:28,000
It's completely
state-of-the-art

762
00:37:28,002 --> 00:37:29,567
including an
[indistinct] pool,

763
00:37:29,569 --> 00:37:31,967
a display
for perspective parents,

764
00:37:31,969 --> 00:37:33,532
a gym, and of course

765
00:37:33,534 --> 00:37:35,333
an on-site dental hygienist

766
00:37:35,335 --> 00:37:37,800
for that perfect
Cortisona smile.

767
00:37:37,802 --> 00:37:39,034
I can't believe it.

768
00:37:39,036 --> 00:37:41,332
That jerk's
doing charity now?

769
00:37:41,334 --> 00:37:42,967
How low can he go?

770
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,900
Now, many of you
must be wondering,

771
00:37:44,902 --> 00:37:46,800
Pepe Cortisona,

772
00:37:46,802 --> 00:37:48,934
why are you throwing
your money away

773
00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:51,467
on something as worthless
as needy children?

774
00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:53,267
All I can really say is

775
00:37:53,269 --> 00:37:55,599
when I looked at these
beautiful kids' faces,

776
00:37:55,601 --> 00:37:57,867
well, they touched me.

777
00:37:57,869 --> 00:37:59,300
[gasps]

778
00:37:59,302 --> 00:38:00,936
They touched me!

779
00:38:02,302 --> 00:38:03,933
[clears throat]

780
00:38:03,935 --> 00:38:05,399
As I was saying,

781
00:38:05,401 --> 00:38:06,733
I also must give credit

782
00:38:06,735 --> 00:38:08,700
to the splendiferous
headmistress

783
00:38:08,702 --> 00:38:10,700
of this wonderful
establishment.

784
00:38:10,702 --> 00:38:13,532
[chuckles] She showed me
that generosity

785
00:38:13,534 --> 00:38:15,400
is about more than getting
your name on a plaque,

786
00:38:15,402 --> 00:38:16,569
even my name.

787
00:38:19,269 --> 00:38:20,733
Well, my friends,

788
00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:22,033
I'm afraid it's over.

789
00:38:22,035 --> 00:38:24,267
[crow cawing]

790
00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:25,699
Oh.

791
00:38:25,701 --> 00:38:28,635
[zombies growling]

792
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:33,767
That must be
the Amulet of Unlimited Power.

793
00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:34,899
Run, Chickie, run.

794
00:38:34,901 --> 00:38:37,734
[zombie growling]

795
00:38:37,736 --> 00:38:39,499
[Condorito] Hurry.

796
00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:40,602
[screams]

797
00:38:44,668 --> 00:38:46,300
[grunts]

798
00:38:46,302 --> 00:38:47,766
Tio, over there.

799
00:38:47,768 --> 00:38:50,700
[panting]

800
00:38:50,702 --> 00:38:51,800
[screams]

801
00:38:51,802 --> 00:38:54,670
[camera shutter sounds]

802
00:38:59,635 --> 00:39:01,299
Huh?

803
00:39:01,301 --> 00:39:02,603
There.

804
00:39:07,402 --> 00:39:10,734
Feel my unlimited power.

805
00:39:10,736 --> 00:39:11,800
[grunts]

806
00:39:11,802 --> 00:39:13,403
[cries]

807
00:39:16,902 --> 00:39:19,933
My power still feels
fairly limited.

808
00:39:19,935 --> 00:39:22,867
I know, it must be
laser vision.

809
00:39:22,869 --> 00:39:25,900
[zombies growling]

810
00:39:25,902 --> 00:39:27,400
Huh?

811
00:39:27,402 --> 00:39:28,970
My power is flight.

812
00:39:32,468 --> 00:39:35,368
Come on, guys,
can't we be friends?

813
00:39:39,401 --> 00:39:40,700
Okay.

814
00:39:40,702 --> 00:39:42,670
Now, I need
some space, guys.

815
00:39:46,568 --> 00:39:48,001
Ah, that's it.
That's what it does.

816
00:39:48,003 --> 00:39:50,699
The Amulet gives you the power
to control minds.

817
00:39:50,701 --> 00:39:53,499
Oh, time to have
some fun now.

818
00:39:53,501 --> 00:39:56,435
[man singing in Spanish]

819
00:40:27,835 --> 00:40:29,767
[gasps]

820
00:40:34,835 --> 00:40:36,467
Tio.

821
00:40:36,469 --> 00:40:40,532
[man] [evil laugh]

822
00:40:40,534 --> 00:40:41,799
Hey, you know,
I think you're actually

823
00:40:41,801 --> 00:40:44,866
less pale
than regular Egghead.

824
00:40:44,868 --> 00:40:46,332
[Cone] Tio,

825
00:40:46,334 --> 00:40:48,667
look at this.

826
00:40:48,669 --> 00:40:50,400
[tablet beeping]

827
00:40:50,402 --> 00:40:51,800
We have to call the Octopus.

828
00:40:51,802 --> 00:40:53,600
No. Uh, uh...

829
00:40:53,602 --> 00:40:56,536
[upbeat music playing]

830
00:41:01,534 --> 00:41:04,468
[tablet beeping]

831
00:41:05,802 --> 00:41:07,432
Yes.

832
00:41:07,434 --> 00:41:08,533
Wait.

833
00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:10,266
Huh? What are you doing?

834
00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,700
If we get the Amulet
to Molosco,

835
00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:12,766
he'll use it to enslave

836
00:41:12,768 --> 00:41:14,432
every planet in the galaxy.

837
00:41:14,434 --> 00:41:16,300
Huh? What are you
talking about?

838
00:41:16,302 --> 00:41:18,000
That's why the guardian
hid it here,

839
00:41:18,002 --> 00:41:20,899
to stop the Moloscosians.

840
00:41:20,901 --> 00:41:22,600
But I promised Yayita.

841
00:41:22,602 --> 00:41:24,667
This is the only way
to bring her mother back.

842
00:41:24,669 --> 00:41:26,734
Think about it.
This is the most powerful

843
00:41:26,736 --> 00:41:28,533
weapon in the universe.

844
00:41:28,535 --> 00:41:30,500
Molosco could even use it
here to conquer Earth.

845
00:41:30,502 --> 00:41:31,566
Whoa.

846
00:41:31,568 --> 00:41:33,700
Look, it's Earth, right?

847
00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:36,700
If he goes alphabetically
there's A, B, C, and D.

848
00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:38,532
It could take centuries
before they get here.

849
00:41:38,534 --> 00:41:40,600
Tio, if you do this,

850
00:41:40,602 --> 00:41:43,967
then billions of creatures
will suffer.

851
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:47,532
Protecting them
is our responsibility,

852
00:41:47,534 --> 00:41:49,034
right?

853
00:41:49,036 --> 00:41:50,699
[sighs]

854
00:41:50,701 --> 00:41:51,799
Yeah.

855
00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:53,834
We'll find another way.

856
00:41:53,836 --> 00:41:54,836
[tablet beeps]

857
00:42:04,035 --> 00:42:05,834
[dings]

858
00:42:05,836 --> 00:42:06,836
[gasps]

859
00:42:08,902 --> 00:42:10,603
[growling]

860
00:42:11,868 --> 00:42:12,469
[tablet beeps]

861
00:42:14,869 --> 00:42:16,970
Don't remember any of this.

862
00:42:21,369 --> 00:42:24,303
[dramatic music playing]

863
00:42:25,936 --> 00:42:27,533
No, Tio, don't do it.

864
00:42:27,535 --> 00:42:31,366
Now, you give me back
my She-Shrek.

865
00:42:31,368 --> 00:42:33,299
No, can do I'm afraid.

866
00:42:33,301 --> 00:42:36,399
Treme will be returning
for the foreseeable future.

867
00:42:36,401 --> 00:42:38,267
But I made a deal with you.

868
00:42:38,269 --> 00:42:40,366
The Amulet for Tremebunda.

869
00:42:40,368 --> 00:42:43,267
Well, then I guess
it sucks to be you

870
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:44,667
or should I say,

871
00:42:44,669 --> 00:42:46,967
you to be it sucks?

872
00:42:46,969 --> 00:42:47,970
Bye-bye.

873
00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:50,400
Come back.

874
00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:51,600
You can't do this.

875
00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:54,467
I'll sue. Wait.

876
00:42:54,469 --> 00:42:56,802
No!

877
00:42:58,901 --> 00:42:59,968
[sighs]

878
00:43:01,568 --> 00:43:03,400
Yeah, they're back.

879
00:43:03,402 --> 00:43:05,367
Huh? Whoa.

880
00:43:05,369 --> 00:43:08,436
I demand an explanation!

881
00:43:16,736 --> 00:43:18,299
[clears throat]

882
00:43:18,301 --> 00:43:20,734
May I please
have your attention?

883
00:43:20,736 --> 00:43:23,800
[laughter]

884
00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:26,299
For centuries
our people have... oh.

885
00:43:26,301 --> 00:43:27,466
[laughter]

886
00:43:27,468 --> 00:43:28,634
Hey.

887
00:43:28,636 --> 00:43:31,368
[laughter]

888
00:43:33,002 --> 00:43:35,733
Okay. Will you please

889
00:43:35,735 --> 00:43:38,202
shut up?!

890
00:43:40,901 --> 00:43:42,699
Now, that's more like it.

891
00:43:42,701 --> 00:43:44,567
That's right.

892
00:43:44,569 --> 00:43:47,667
I don't even wanna hear
you breathing, understood?

893
00:43:47,669 --> 00:43:48,670
[gasps]

894
00:43:50,402 --> 00:43:52,867
As I was saying,
for centuries

895
00:43:52,869 --> 00:43:55,766
we've dreamt of
reestablishing our dominion.

896
00:43:55,768 --> 00:43:58,332
Today, we have regained

897
00:43:58,334 --> 00:44:00,433
the Amulet of Unlimited Power,

898
00:44:00,435 --> 00:44:03,033
otherwise known as the Amulet

899
00:44:03,035 --> 00:44:04,736
of Unlimited Power.

900
00:44:05,935 --> 00:44:07,399
[growls]

901
00:44:07,401 --> 00:44:08,800
With it,
we shall enslave

902
00:44:08,802 --> 00:44:10,333
every single planet

903
00:44:10,335 --> 00:44:12,933
in the entire galaxy,

904
00:44:12,935 --> 00:44:13,966
and we'll go

905
00:44:13,968 --> 00:44:15,703
in alphabetical order.

906
00:44:16,769 --> 00:44:18,567
Navigator,

907
00:44:18,569 --> 00:44:19,633
establish a course

908
00:44:19,635 --> 00:44:21,499
for the first planet,

909
00:44:21,501 --> 00:44:22,736
A.

910
00:44:24,435 --> 00:44:26,733
All hail the Moloscosians.

911
00:44:26,735 --> 00:44:29,468
[laughing]

912
00:44:33,368 --> 00:44:36,302
[electronic sound]

913
00:44:44,002 --> 00:44:46,935
[scanning sound]

914
00:44:59,001 --> 00:45:00,966
[Molosco] [clears throat]

915
00:45:00,968 --> 00:45:02,799
I have some good news

916
00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:04,866
and I thought we could
celebrate together.

917
00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:06,400
Yes, of course.

918
00:45:06,402 --> 00:45:08,834
Let me just go freshen up.

919
00:45:08,836 --> 00:45:10,466
Get the Navigator.

920
00:45:10,468 --> 00:45:11,899
Uh, Your Highness...

921
00:45:11,901 --> 00:45:14,466
If your partner harbors
feelings for an ex,

922
00:45:14,468 --> 00:45:15,733
the best course of action

923
00:45:15,735 --> 00:45:17,333
is to enslave him

924
00:45:17,335 --> 00:45:19,866
and every other sentient being
on his planet,

925
00:45:19,868 --> 00:45:21,933
don't you agree, Cosmo?

926
00:45:21,935 --> 00:45:24,634
We will return for you later,

927
00:45:24,636 --> 00:45:26,766
Planet A.

928
00:45:26,768 --> 00:45:29,266
- [Condorito] [makes sound]
- [man] You will obey my command.

929
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,266
If this is about stealing

930
00:45:31,268 --> 00:45:33,367
the neighbor's Wi-Fi,
I can totally explain.

931
00:45:33,369 --> 00:45:35,566
- Huh?
- [man] Terminated unexpectedly?

932
00:45:35,568 --> 00:45:38,303
I'll show you terminated
unexpectedly.

933
00:45:39,802 --> 00:45:40,670
Where are we?

934
00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:44,467
[woman] This is the secret
headquarters

935
00:45:44,469 --> 00:45:47,236
of the International
Space Invaders Defense Program.

936
00:45:52,269 --> 00:45:54,433
Does anybody
have a blank floppy?

937
00:45:54,435 --> 00:45:55,899
Ah,

938
00:45:55,901 --> 00:45:57,367
I think it's a museum.

939
00:45:57,369 --> 00:45:59,503
We, um, had a couple
of budget cuts.

940
00:46:01,635 --> 00:46:03,833
For years,
our unit has been tasked

941
00:46:03,835 --> 00:46:05,634
with secretly defending Earth

942
00:46:05,636 --> 00:46:06,933
from alien attacks.

943
00:46:06,935 --> 00:46:09,266
With what?
Pointy sticks?

944
00:46:09,268 --> 00:46:12,033
- [chuckles]
- [groans]

945
00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:13,367
[woman] We've faced threats

946
00:46:13,369 --> 00:46:14,667
from every corner

947
00:46:14,669 --> 00:46:15,503
of the Universe,

948
00:46:17,369 --> 00:46:19,799
but none as great
as the Moloscosians.

949
00:46:19,801 --> 00:46:21,633
- [gasps]
- They were the cruelest tyrants

950
00:46:21,635 --> 00:46:23,299
in the galaxy.

951
00:46:23,301 --> 00:46:25,366
And now,
they want their title back.

952
00:46:25,368 --> 00:46:28,432
[dramatic music playing]

953
00:46:28,434 --> 00:46:30,202
Hmm?

954
00:46:31,434 --> 00:46:33,899
Luckily, we were prepared.

955
00:46:33,901 --> 00:46:36,266
Our operation
will vanquish the aliens

956
00:46:36,268 --> 00:46:38,832
and, of course,
rescue Tremebunda.

957
00:46:38,834 --> 00:46:40,500
The important thing
is that we found you

958
00:46:40,502 --> 00:46:42,733
before you gave Molosco
the Amulet.

959
00:46:42,735 --> 00:46:44,367
Otherwise,
your Treme,

960
00:46:44,369 --> 00:46:45,966
along with every other being
in the Universe,

961
00:46:45,968 --> 00:46:47,266
would be totally

962
00:46:47,268 --> 00:46:49,567
and utterly doomed.

963
00:46:49,569 --> 00:46:50,368
[clears throat]

964
00:46:52,934 --> 00:46:53,935
What?

965
00:46:57,868 --> 00:46:59,902
Argh! He gave
the Amulet to Molosco.

966
00:47:01,702 --> 00:47:03,898
- He what?
- I had no choice.

967
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,699
I had to do it in order
to bring Treme back

968
00:47:05,701 --> 00:47:07,634
to my girlfriend
or else she'd marry Pepe.

969
00:47:07,636 --> 00:47:08,667
[crowd chatter]

970
00:47:08,669 --> 00:47:09,966
I-I didn't know.

971
00:47:09,968 --> 00:47:11,499
[sighs]

972
00:47:11,501 --> 00:47:14,865
I thought
he was a wireless carrier.

973
00:47:14,867 --> 00:47:17,267
Have you any idea
what you've done?

974
00:47:17,269 --> 00:47:19,999
Well, if they go
in alphabetical order,

975
00:47:20,001 --> 00:47:21,433
we'll be all right.

976
00:47:21,435 --> 00:47:23,299
[scanning sound]

977
00:47:23,301 --> 00:47:24,766
[metal clinks]

978
00:47:24,768 --> 00:47:27,902
[scanning sound]

979
00:47:31,534 --> 00:47:33,332
It's the aliens.

980
00:47:33,334 --> 00:47:34,932
We have their trajectory.

981
00:47:34,934 --> 00:47:36,433
And they're headed for...

982
00:47:36,435 --> 00:47:38,968
[printing sound]

983
00:47:51,501 --> 00:47:53,466
[printer beeps]

984
00:47:53,468 --> 00:47:54,865
Uh, for Earth!

985
00:47:54,867 --> 00:47:58,300
[alarm blaring]

986
00:47:58,302 --> 00:47:59,666
Excuse me.

987
00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:02,403
[indistinct chatter]

988
00:48:03,968 --> 00:48:05,467
[woman] No,
this is not a good...

989
00:48:05,469 --> 00:48:06,865
[thuds]

990
00:48:06,867 --> 00:48:08,766
[sighs]
Why do these things

991
00:48:08,768 --> 00:48:10,702
always seem to happen to me?

992
00:48:11,935 --> 00:48:13,466
[grunts]

993
00:48:13,468 --> 00:48:15,533
Huh?

994
00:48:15,535 --> 00:48:16,567
[Chickie]
They don't just happen to you,

995
00:48:16,569 --> 00:48:18,266
you made them happen.

996
00:48:18,268 --> 00:48:19,698
- [Condorito] Huh?
- [Chickie] You never cook,

997
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:20,866
you never do the laundry,

998
00:48:20,868 --> 00:48:23,567
and you never clean my ears.

999
00:48:23,569 --> 00:48:25,000
- [screams]
- And now,

1000
00:48:25,002 --> 00:48:27,400
you put the whole planet
in danger.

1001
00:48:27,402 --> 00:48:30,500
You're such a nitwit.

1002
00:48:30,502 --> 00:48:31,732
Chickie, that is no way

1003
00:48:31,734 --> 00:48:32,966
- to talk to your...
- My what?

1004
00:48:32,968 --> 00:48:34,798
Were you gonna say elder?

1005
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,532
I'm more elder than you.

1006
00:48:36,534 --> 00:48:39,533
Do you know why he always
wears those flip-flops?

1007
00:48:39,535 --> 00:48:41,366
It's because he doesn't know

1008
00:48:41,368 --> 00:48:42,933
how to tie shoelaces.

1009
00:48:42,935 --> 00:48:44,466
[chuckles] Shh, shh,

1010
00:48:44,468 --> 00:48:46,798
that was supposed
to be our secret.

1011
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,766
I thought you were so cool,

1012
00:48:48,768 --> 00:48:50,567
my uncle,
the town hero.

1013
00:48:50,569 --> 00:48:52,333
But real heroes?

1014
00:48:52,335 --> 00:48:54,698
They go on adventures
to save others.

1015
00:48:54,700 --> 00:48:56,633
The only person
you ever worry about

1016
00:48:56,635 --> 00:48:58,432
is you.

1017
00:48:58,434 --> 00:49:00,732
I guess you really
are just a birdbrain,

1018
00:49:00,734 --> 00:49:02,600
aren't you?

1019
00:49:02,602 --> 00:49:03,802
I'm going to my room.

1020
00:49:07,335 --> 00:49:08,698
I know.

1021
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:10,733
It's the other way.

1022
00:49:10,735 --> 00:49:12,698
Captain Kotori-san,

1023
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,033
the Sotorions are using
the stolen [indistinct] crystal

1024
00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:17,633
to power the robotic
armadillo death ray.

1025
00:49:17,635 --> 00:49:19,333
Fear not,
square tooth,

1026
00:49:19,335 --> 00:49:21,299
now that I have vowed
my inner strength

1027
00:49:21,301 --> 00:49:23,467
by living up
to my responsibilities,

1028
00:49:23,469 --> 00:49:24,798
I am confident

1029
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,000
that no enemy will be able

1030
00:49:26,002 --> 00:49:28,333
to withstand my attack.

1031
00:49:28,335 --> 00:49:30,436
By the power of friendship.

1032
00:49:34,667 --> 00:49:37,601
[dramatic music playing]

1033
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,566
Our only hope
is to destroy

1034
00:49:43,568 --> 00:49:44,533
the alien mother ship

1035
00:49:44,535 --> 00:49:46,033
before it reaches Earth.

1036
00:49:46,035 --> 00:49:47,665
I've designed a virus

1037
00:49:47,667 --> 00:49:48,999
that will cause the core

1038
00:49:49,001 --> 00:49:51,533
of the mother ship
to overheat.

1039
00:49:51,535 --> 00:49:53,666
However, someone
has to go up there

1040
00:49:53,668 --> 00:49:55,798
to install it manually.

1041
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,966
- Not it.
- Not it.

1042
00:49:56,968 --> 00:49:58,432
Oh, man.

1043
00:49:58,434 --> 00:49:59,932
[sighs]

1044
00:49:59,934 --> 00:50:02,267
The problem is the amulet
will alert Molosco

1045
00:50:02,269 --> 00:50:04,633
to any approaching
foreign intelligence,

1046
00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,533
even yours.

1047
00:50:06,535 --> 00:50:09,332
Only someone with a nearly
undetectable IQ

1048
00:50:09,334 --> 00:50:10,765
could sneak into that ship,

1049
00:50:10,767 --> 00:50:12,966
a complete birdbrain,
if you will,

1050
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:15,798
but where to find
such an idiot?

1051
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,335
Boss, I'm your idiot.

1052
00:50:19,402 --> 00:50:20,602
[grunts]

1053
00:50:22,668 --> 00:50:24,332
The Featherless Condor

1054
00:50:24,334 --> 00:50:25,565
is immune to the amulet.

1055
00:50:25,567 --> 00:50:26,999
How do you know that?

1056
00:50:27,001 --> 00:50:28,633
I, uh...

1057
00:50:28,635 --> 00:50:30,369
I tried it on my nephew.

1058
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:33,532
I know I said idiot,

1059
00:50:33,534 --> 00:50:35,332
but this is too much, no?

1060
00:50:35,334 --> 00:50:37,333
Wait, please.

1061
00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:38,766
I can do it.

1062
00:50:38,768 --> 00:50:39,966
I do have an iguana

1063
00:50:39,968 --> 00:50:40,802
that's quite gifted.

1064
00:50:42,301 --> 00:50:43,402
Okay, Condor.

1065
00:50:44,601 --> 00:50:46,834
Yeah, take me to my shuttle.

1066
00:50:48,335 --> 00:50:49,802
Take me to my house.

1067
00:50:58,035 --> 00:50:59,400
She may not look like much,

1068
00:50:59,402 --> 00:51:00,735
but boy, can she fly.

1069
00:51:04,967 --> 00:51:06,032
[woman]
The shuttle is equipped

1070
00:51:06,034 --> 00:51:07,699
with an automatic pilot

1071
00:51:07,701 --> 00:51:09,666
that will handle both
the takeoff and landing.

1072
00:51:09,668 --> 00:51:10,933
Huh?

1073
00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:13,865
Autopilot,
restrain the Captain.

1074
00:51:13,867 --> 00:51:15,798
[female computer voice]
Activating restraining system.

1075
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,633
Once you've completed
your mission,

1076
00:51:17,635 --> 00:51:20,499
all you have to do is say
the code word, "Bingo"

1077
00:51:20,501 --> 00:51:22,499
and the autopilot
will take you to Earth.

1078
00:51:22,501 --> 00:51:24,333
Say it, Bingo.

1079
00:51:24,335 --> 00:51:25,432
[gagging]

1080
00:51:25,434 --> 00:51:26,633
Uh, bingo.

1081
00:51:26,635 --> 00:51:28,933
Autopilot, release the Captain.

1082
00:51:28,935 --> 00:51:31,332
[female computer voice]
Deactivating restraint.

1083
00:51:31,334 --> 00:51:32,335
[breathes heavily]

1084
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,899
What's troubling you?

1085
00:51:37,901 --> 00:51:39,899
I'm worried
that I might, uh...

1086
00:51:39,901 --> 00:51:41,966
Screw things up?

1087
00:51:41,968 --> 00:51:45,202
Unfortunately,
that is my claim to fame.

1088
00:51:47,967 --> 00:51:49,666
Here's a tip,

1089
00:51:49,668 --> 00:51:51,833
to make things easier,

1090
00:51:51,835 --> 00:51:53,432
don't think about
saving the world,

1091
00:51:53,434 --> 00:51:54,833
it's too big,

1092
00:51:54,835 --> 00:51:57,633
think about saving
those who you love.

1093
00:51:57,635 --> 00:51:59,665
Keep them in your heart.

1094
00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:00,969
They'll guide you home.

1095
00:52:03,001 --> 00:52:04,531
Did someone say the orphanage

1096
00:52:04,533 --> 00:52:05,632
- needs a new ball?
- Mm-hmm.

1097
00:52:05,634 --> 00:52:07,632
[all] To Condorito!

1098
00:52:07,634 --> 00:52:09,798
[laughter]

1099
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,299
Yayita.

1100
00:52:11,301 --> 00:52:13,999
Yayita. You see?

1101
00:52:14,001 --> 00:52:15,768
[woman] But you'll
probably die anyway.

1102
00:52:17,302 --> 00:52:18,566
Ground crew,

1103
00:52:18,568 --> 00:52:19,702
prepare for lift off.

1104
00:52:21,868 --> 00:52:24,602
[dramatic music playing]

1105
00:52:39,701 --> 00:52:40,932
[Yayita] Wow,

1106
00:52:40,934 --> 00:52:42,865
the kids are going
to be so happy here.

1107
00:52:42,867 --> 00:52:45,798
I'd do anything
for those sweet little angels.

1108
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,599
Yayita, there's something

1109
00:52:47,601 --> 00:52:48,966
I've been meaning to ask you.

1110
00:52:48,968 --> 00:52:50,799
These last few days together

1111
00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:52,431
have made me feel things

1112
00:52:52,433 --> 00:52:53,966
that I've never felt before.

1113
00:52:53,968 --> 00:52:56,033
Gratitude, empathy.

1114
00:52:56,035 --> 00:52:57,431
Why, today,

1115
00:52:57,433 --> 00:52:58,969
I even tried reading a book.

1116
00:53:00,434 --> 00:53:01,598
I know there's nothing

1117
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,966
you can't handle on your own,

1118
00:53:02,968 --> 00:53:05,465
but still I'd do
anything for you.

1119
00:53:05,467 --> 00:53:06,832
[chuckles]

1120
00:53:06,834 --> 00:53:09,333
Pepe, I'm speechless.

1121
00:53:09,335 --> 00:53:11,635
It's what your mother
would have wanted.

1122
00:53:20,568 --> 00:53:22,269
No!

1123
00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,398
Oh, God, no, my baby,

1124
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,498
please say you're not scratched,

1125
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:27,932
say you're not scratched.

1126
00:53:27,934 --> 00:53:30,965
[nervous laughter]

1127
00:53:30,967 --> 00:53:33,366
[grunts]

1128
00:53:33,368 --> 00:53:34,465
- [car horn honks]
- Huh?

1129
00:53:34,467 --> 00:53:36,367
You get your hands off her,

1130
00:53:38,035 --> 00:53:40,765
because your Uncle Pepe
needs a hug.

1131
00:53:40,767 --> 00:53:42,432
[growls]

1132
00:53:42,434 --> 00:53:43,932
- Huh?
- [alarm blares]

1133
00:53:43,934 --> 00:53:45,398
[man] This just in.

1134
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,698
An alien warship
is approaching Earth.

1135
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:48,866
Sources say the invaders

1136
00:53:48,868 --> 00:53:50,699
have an entire armada.

1137
00:53:50,701 --> 00:53:52,798
Apparently,
they are the same aliens

1138
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,399
who had previously
abducted Tremebunda,

1139
00:53:55,401 --> 00:53:57,366
and now they intend
to put an end

1140
00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:58,599
to our civilization.

1141
00:53:58,601 --> 00:54:00,932
- Treme.
- Officials tell us Earth forces

1142
00:54:00,934 --> 00:54:02,266
are preparing a mission

1143
00:54:02,268 --> 00:54:03,599
to stop the aliens,

1144
00:54:03,601 --> 00:54:06,267
a mission being led by...
[gasps]

1145
00:54:06,269 --> 00:54:07,633
by Pelotillehue midfielder,

1146
00:54:07,635 --> 00:54:08,965
- Condorito?
- Huh?

1147
00:54:08,967 --> 00:54:10,833
Huh?

1148
00:54:10,835 --> 00:54:12,898
Well, it looks
like we're toast.

1149
00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:14,666
We take you now live
to the launch site.

1150
00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:17,833
[indistinct radio chatter]

1151
00:54:17,835 --> 00:54:19,632
[female computer voice]
Ten...

1152
00:54:19,634 --> 00:54:21,365
nine...

1153
00:54:21,367 --> 00:54:22,698
eight...

1154
00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:24,399
seven...

1155
00:54:24,401 --> 00:54:25,832
six...

1156
00:54:25,834 --> 00:54:27,399
five...

1157
00:54:27,401 --> 00:54:28,833
five...

1158
00:54:28,835 --> 00:54:30,366
five...

1159
00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:32,000
five...

1160
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:33,266
Lift off.

1161
00:54:33,268 --> 00:54:35,801
[engine revving]

1162
00:54:44,968 --> 00:54:47,466
Yeah, it worked!

1163
00:54:47,468 --> 00:54:50,266
Stop all this shaking,

1164
00:54:50,268 --> 00:54:52,865
please, autopilot.

1165
00:54:52,867 --> 00:54:54,465
Stop, autopilot.

1166
00:54:54,467 --> 00:54:56,298
[female computer voice]
Stopping autopilot.

1167
00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:58,634
Manual controls activated.

1168
00:55:04,368 --> 00:55:05,532
No.

1169
00:55:05,534 --> 00:55:07,733
What's he doing?

1170
00:55:07,735 --> 00:55:08,833
[indistinct]

1171
00:55:08,835 --> 00:55:11,569
[alarm beeping]

1172
00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:17,599
Autopilot,

1173
00:55:17,601 --> 00:55:19,865
which one's the autopilot?

1174
00:55:19,867 --> 00:55:21,532
- Oh.
- [Chickie] It's the big red one.

1175
00:55:21,534 --> 00:55:22,835
Huh?

1176
00:55:28,268 --> 00:55:29,332
[female computer voice]
Activated.

1177
00:55:29,334 --> 00:55:30,335
Thank you.

1178
00:55:31,468 --> 00:55:32,468
Chickie?

1179
00:55:35,467 --> 00:55:36,966
What are you doing here?

1180
00:55:36,968 --> 00:55:39,465
I couldn't let you do
this all alone.

1181
00:55:39,467 --> 00:55:41,499
But it's too dangerous for you.

1182
00:55:41,501 --> 00:55:42,699
I know I've been selfish,

1183
00:55:42,701 --> 00:55:45,298
but there's nothing
more important to me

1184
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:47,032
than protecting you.

1185
00:55:47,034 --> 00:55:49,698
Can you forgive me?

1186
00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:51,699
[indistinct]

1187
00:55:51,701 --> 00:55:53,936
What did you say?

1188
00:55:55,601 --> 00:55:58,535
[dramatic music playing]

1189
00:55:59,967 --> 00:56:01,768
Now let's have an adventure.

1190
00:56:05,434 --> 00:56:08,367
[dramatic music playing]

1191
00:56:24,368 --> 00:56:25,432
We're getting close.

1192
00:56:25,434 --> 00:56:26,532
We're coming up on the...

1193
00:56:26,534 --> 00:56:29,569
mama mia.

1194
00:56:35,801 --> 00:56:36,935
Yay.

1195
00:56:38,334 --> 00:56:40,299
Just how are we supposed

1196
00:56:40,301 --> 00:56:41,399
to get into that thing?

1197
00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:42,498
Through there.

1198
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:45,434
[dramatic music playing]

1199
00:56:51,333 --> 00:56:54,334
[beeping]

1200
00:57:03,034 --> 00:57:04,431
Eww.

1201
00:57:04,433 --> 00:57:07,367
[dramatic music playing]

1202
00:57:20,868 --> 00:57:23,602
[whirring]

1203
00:57:34,533 --> 00:57:36,265
[Chickie] Tio,

1204
00:57:36,267 --> 00:57:37,532
the core of the mother ship

1205
00:57:37,534 --> 00:57:40,266
should be somewhere
beneath you.

1206
00:57:40,268 --> 00:57:41,302
[Condorito] Copy that.

1207
00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:45,366
This is one small step
for man.

1208
00:57:45,368 --> 00:57:47,266
[grunts]

1209
00:57:47,268 --> 00:57:50,202
[screaming]

1210
00:58:05,834 --> 00:58:08,365
I think I found the core.

1211
00:58:08,367 --> 00:58:10,499
[Chickie] Great.
Can you install the virus?

1212
00:58:10,501 --> 00:58:12,265
[Condorito] I don't know.

1213
00:58:12,267 --> 00:58:14,367
I've never seen
anything like this.

1214
00:58:16,533 --> 00:58:17,601
Huh?

1215
00:58:26,534 --> 00:58:28,265
[machine beeps]

1216
00:58:28,267 --> 00:58:31,298
So I guess these things
really are universal.

1217
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:32,966
Okay. I'm activating the virus.

1218
00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:34,299
[Chickie] Wait, don't,

1219
00:58:34,301 --> 00:58:35,965
first we have to save Treme.

1220
00:58:35,967 --> 00:58:38,299
The virus will overheat
the core in minutes.

1221
00:58:38,301 --> 00:58:39,665
If we activate it now,

1222
00:58:39,667 --> 00:58:41,031
we will explode along
with the ship.

1223
00:58:41,033 --> 00:58:42,532
Okay. In that case,

1224
00:58:42,534 --> 00:58:44,298
let's go find her.

1225
00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:45,368
I'll just get off this thing.

1226
00:58:47,301 --> 00:58:50,299
[grunting]

1227
00:58:50,301 --> 00:58:52,332
Can you guide me to Molosco?

1228
00:58:52,334 --> 00:58:53,965
That slime ball
will know where she is.

1229
00:58:53,967 --> 00:58:56,266
Uh, I think so.

1230
00:58:56,268 --> 00:58:57,798
That shaft connects
to everywhere.

1231
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,032
You mean something like
a ventilation shaft?

1232
00:59:00,034 --> 00:59:01,735
Well, not exactly.

1233
00:59:02,934 --> 00:59:05,868
[slow music playing]

1234
00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:14,431
- [Condorito] Wrong exit.
- [Chickie] Sorry,

1235
00:59:14,433 --> 00:59:16,334
take a left
at the next junction.

1236
00:59:18,268 --> 00:59:19,435
Keep going.

1237
00:59:20,601 --> 00:59:23,598
[upbeat music playing]

1238
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:24,765
- [Condorito] Now where?
- [Chickie] Left.

1239
00:59:24,767 --> 00:59:27,299
[grunts]

1240
00:59:27,301 --> 00:59:28,832
- Go up.
- [Condorito] What do you mean?

1241
00:59:28,834 --> 00:59:30,401
[grunting]

1242
00:59:39,568 --> 00:59:42,302
[machine whirring]

1243
00:59:59,301 --> 01:00:00,602
No, thank you.

1244
01:00:06,700 --> 01:00:07,701
[gasps]

1245
01:00:09,768 --> 01:00:11,733
Poor Treme,

1246
01:00:11,735 --> 01:00:13,302
he's conducting
an alien experiment on her.

1247
01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,565
[laughs]

1248
01:00:23,567 --> 01:00:25,431
[slow music playing]

1249
01:00:25,433 --> 01:00:26,665
[Tremebunda] A massage?

1250
01:00:26,667 --> 01:00:28,531
Oh.

1251
01:00:28,533 --> 01:00:30,366
There's nothing too good

1252
01:00:30,368 --> 01:00:32,431
- for you, my queen.
- Oh,

1253
01:00:32,433 --> 01:00:33,532
right there, Molly.

1254
01:00:33,534 --> 01:00:34,699
- Ooh.
- Back in college,

1255
01:00:34,701 --> 01:00:35,998
I was known as...

1256
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,766
Mr. Magic Puckers.

1257
01:00:38,768 --> 01:00:40,765
Somebody save me.

1258
01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:42,399
[Chickie]
Tio, what's going on?

1259
01:00:42,401 --> 01:00:44,865
I think he must be
controlling her mind

1260
01:00:44,867 --> 01:00:46,698
with the amulet.

1261
01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:47,865
Hold on, Treme,

1262
01:00:47,867 --> 01:00:49,432
I'm coming.

1263
01:00:49,434 --> 01:00:50,898
[Tremebunda] You're amazing.

1264
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:53,332
[Molosco]
I'm just getting started.

1265
01:00:53,334 --> 01:00:55,598
My eyes, my eyes.

1266
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:58,335
[vomiting]

1267
01:01:01,899 --> 01:01:04,432
I have to get amulet.

1268
01:01:04,434 --> 01:01:05,897
[Molosco] Your skin,

1269
01:01:05,899 --> 01:01:07,798
ooh, it's as smooth

1270
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,897
as that of a chicken?

1271
01:01:09,899 --> 01:01:12,398
- I am not a chicken.
- Condorito?

1272
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:14,298
Since when are you an astronaut?

1273
01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:15,834
Since when do you have a job?

1274
01:01:16,899 --> 01:01:18,432
Come on, Treme,

1275
01:01:18,434 --> 01:01:19,799
- you're free.
- I'm free?

1276
01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:21,531
- Free from what?
- The octopus,

1277
01:01:21,533 --> 01:01:22,998
he can't control
your mind anymore.

1278
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,698
He's not controlling my mind.

1279
01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:25,964
What are you talking about?

1280
01:01:25,966 --> 01:01:26,801
[Condorito] But? But?

1281
01:01:27,933 --> 01:01:30,031
Hah, security,

1282
01:01:30,033 --> 01:01:31,601
security!

1283
01:01:34,634 --> 01:01:37,999
We're, uh,
watching the game.

1284
01:01:38,001 --> 01:01:39,302
[chuckles]

1285
01:01:42,367 --> 01:01:44,999
Arrest this condor.

1286
01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:48,332
[dramatic music playing]

1287
01:01:48,334 --> 01:01:51,267
[indistinct chatter]

1288
01:01:54,467 --> 01:01:57,299
Treme, you really
wanna stay here?

1289
01:01:57,301 --> 01:01:58,798
She belongs here.

1290
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,331
She's finally the queen
she was destined to be.

1291
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:02,499
What about your family,

1292
01:02:02,501 --> 01:02:03,931
Cuasi, Yayita?

1293
01:02:03,933 --> 01:02:05,832
This crazy lunatic,

1294
01:02:05,834 --> 01:02:08,498
he's planning to...[screams]

1295
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:11,732
Feel the iron
tentacles' power.

1296
01:02:11,734 --> 01:02:13,432
[Molosco laughs]

1297
01:02:13,434 --> 01:02:15,932
[screaming]

1298
01:02:15,934 --> 01:02:17,732
Tio? Tio?

1299
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:18,798
Answer me.

1300
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:21,734
[laughing]

1301
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,565
Now, now,
come on, fellas,

1302
01:02:26,567 --> 01:02:27,566
there's really no need

1303
01:02:27,568 --> 01:02:29,898
for violence.

1304
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:31,399
Psst, psst,

1305
01:02:31,401 --> 01:02:32,897
take the prisoner
down to the chamber

1306
01:02:32,899 --> 01:02:35,234
of violent incineration.

1307
01:02:36,568 --> 01:02:39,302
[machine whirring]

1308
01:02:43,768 --> 01:02:45,298
What will you do to him?

1309
01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:47,864
Oh, we'll just send him
back to Earth.

1310
01:02:47,866 --> 01:02:49,466
Why don't you wait
right here?

1311
01:02:49,468 --> 01:02:51,202
Be back in a jiffy.

1312
01:02:57,268 --> 01:02:58,965
[female computer voice]
Emperor Molosco,

1313
01:02:58,967 --> 01:03:01,964
approaching your destination.

1314
01:03:01,966 --> 01:03:04,367
Enslavement protocol
commencing.

1315
01:03:10,767 --> 01:03:13,502
- [indistinct chatter]
- [vehicles honking]

1316
01:03:21,501 --> 01:03:24,531
I really should have
gotten her the perfume.

1317
01:03:24,533 --> 01:03:26,331
[TV reporter] With no updates
from Condorito,

1318
01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:27,931
it appears that the world
as we know it

1319
01:03:27,933 --> 01:03:29,432
will soon be coming
to an end.

1320
01:03:29,434 --> 01:03:30,832
In other news,

1321
01:03:30,834 --> 01:03:32,566
the football season
has been cancelled.

1322
01:03:32,568 --> 01:03:33,431
[all gasp]

1323
01:03:33,433 --> 01:03:34,831
[crying]

1324
01:03:34,833 --> 01:03:36,332
Don't worry, dear.

1325
01:03:36,334 --> 01:03:38,399
Condorito
is the smartest chicken

1326
01:03:38,401 --> 01:03:39,632
that I've ever met.

1327
01:03:39,634 --> 01:03:40,932
I bet that even now

1328
01:03:40,934 --> 01:03:42,332
he's kicking their alien asses

1329
01:03:42,334 --> 01:03:44,366
into the next galaxy.

1330
01:03:44,368 --> 01:03:46,599
TV Reporter: ...civilization.
Officials tell us Earth will...

1331
01:03:46,601 --> 01:03:47,901
[grunts]

1332
01:03:52,434 --> 01:03:53,466
Hey, hey,

1333
01:03:53,468 --> 01:03:56,566
hey, hey,

1334
01:03:56,568 --> 01:03:57,765
hey!

1335
01:03:57,767 --> 01:03:59,365
Featherless condor,

1336
01:03:59,367 --> 01:04:00,798
you are hereby charged with

1337
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,299
first degree interruption

1338
01:04:02,301 --> 01:04:04,431
- of a massage.
- That's not a thing,

1339
01:04:04,433 --> 01:04:06,398
you slimy invertebrate.

1340
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:07,668
[grunting]

1341
01:04:10,635 --> 01:04:12,797
[laughs]

1342
01:04:12,799 --> 01:04:14,965
It's not over,
you hear me?

1343
01:04:14,967 --> 01:04:16,531
It's not over.

1344
01:04:16,533 --> 01:04:18,366
Actually, bird,
it is over.

1345
01:04:18,368 --> 01:04:19,998
Time to say adieu.

1346
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:24,465
Now, prepare
to be incinerated.

1347
01:04:24,467 --> 01:04:25,965
You, too.

1348
01:04:25,967 --> 01:04:27,768
[beeps]

1349
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:30,968
Turn up the barbeque!

1350
01:04:32,699 --> 01:04:33,669
[dings]

1351
01:04:35,467 --> 01:04:36,633
Chickie.

1352
01:04:36,635 --> 01:04:37,931
Come in, Chickie.

1353
01:04:37,933 --> 01:04:39,931
Tio, where are you?

1354
01:04:39,933 --> 01:04:41,331
[Condorito] Chickie,
you need to get out

1355
01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:42,932
of the mother ship.

1356
01:04:42,934 --> 01:04:44,498
[Chickie] Hold on,
I've got your signal.

1357
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,867
On my way.

1358
01:04:50,734 --> 01:04:51,901
Let's go!

1359
01:04:54,699 --> 01:04:55,798
No, there isn't enough time.

1360
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,266
I activated the virus.

1361
01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:58,798
The whole ship
is going to explode.

1362
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,531
Just turn around and go home.

1363
01:05:00,533 --> 01:05:02,798
Please, save yourself
while you can.

1364
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,868
But I can rescue you.

1365
01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:07,664
[exhales]

1366
01:05:07,666 --> 01:05:10,367
Chickie, listen to me,

1367
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,266
in my whole life,

1368
01:05:15,268 --> 01:05:16,764
I never sacrificed anything

1369
01:05:16,766 --> 01:05:17,964
for the people I love,

1370
01:05:17,966 --> 01:05:19,432
you,

1371
01:05:19,434 --> 01:05:20,565
Yayita,

1372
01:05:20,567 --> 01:05:22,299
everyone.

1373
01:05:22,301 --> 01:05:24,832
Maybe this is my opportunity

1374
01:05:24,834 --> 01:05:26,268
to make up for all that.

1375
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,801
But what about you?

1376
01:05:30,334 --> 01:05:32,268
[exhales]

1377
01:05:37,933 --> 01:05:38,900
Bingo.

1378
01:05:40,767 --> 01:05:42,498
[female computer voice]
Auto return sequence initiated.

1379
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,664
What's going on?

1380
01:05:43,666 --> 01:05:45,265
[Condorito] It's all right.

1381
01:05:45,267 --> 01:05:46,765
- You'll be safe now.
- Tio.

1382
01:05:46,767 --> 01:05:48,598
No.

1383
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:49,832
Tell Yayita...

1384
01:05:49,834 --> 01:05:51,268
I love her.

1385
01:05:52,468 --> 01:05:55,331
Tio.

1386
01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:58,498
[Condorito] Hey,
have some adventures for me.

1387
01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:01,235
[dramatic music playing]

1388
01:06:11,867 --> 01:06:15,765
[laughing]

1389
01:06:15,767 --> 01:06:17,532
Anyone want some fries

1390
01:06:17,534 --> 01:06:19,701
with their condor nuggets?

1391
01:06:20,767 --> 01:06:22,568
[laughing]

1392
01:06:25,867 --> 01:06:27,798
[grunting]

1393
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,366
Hold all my calls.

1394
01:06:29,368 --> 01:06:30,531
I'm going to celebrate

1395
01:06:30,533 --> 01:06:31,897
with my empress.

1396
01:06:31,899 --> 01:06:34,631
But my Lord, the invasion starts
in 20 minutes.

1397
01:06:34,633 --> 01:06:35,698
That's all right.

1398
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:37,267
I'm only going to need four.

1399
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:41,434
[dramatic music playing]

1400
01:06:43,267 --> 01:06:44,567
Huh?

1401
01:06:48,367 --> 01:06:49,502
Take me home.

1402
01:06:54,867 --> 01:06:56,564
So where's your ship?

1403
01:06:56,566 --> 01:06:58,897
I sent it back to earth.

1404
01:06:58,899 --> 01:07:00,897
Wait.

1405
01:07:00,899 --> 01:07:02,564
- What?
- Chickie was on it.

1406
01:07:02,566 --> 01:07:04,732
That was the only way
to make sure he got home safe.

1407
01:07:04,734 --> 01:07:06,632
Chickie?

1408
01:07:06,634 --> 01:07:07,832
Well, then exactly

1409
01:07:07,834 --> 01:07:09,331
how are we supposed
to get home?

1410
01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:11,897
Uh, Uber?

1411
01:07:11,899 --> 01:07:13,864
[Tremebunda] How about
the escape pods?

1412
01:07:13,866 --> 01:07:16,498
- Where are they?
- Top floor.

1413
01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:18,435
[beeps]

1414
01:07:19,933 --> 01:07:21,999
[panting]

1415
01:07:22,001 --> 01:07:23,831
Hurry up.

1416
01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:25,031
Hurry, hurry, hurry!

1417
01:07:25,033 --> 01:07:26,665
What's your problem?

1418
01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:28,731
Oh, right.
I forgot to tell you.

1419
01:07:28,733 --> 01:07:31,465
Promise you won't get mad?

1420
01:07:31,467 --> 01:07:32,731
Mi amor,

1421
01:07:32,733 --> 01:07:35,697
come and get your emperor.

1422
01:07:35,699 --> 01:07:37,031
Huh?

1423
01:07:37,033 --> 01:07:38,767
[purrs]

1424
01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:41,833
[gasps]

1425
01:07:43,633 --> 01:07:45,331
I'll be back soon.

1426
01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:47,032
Why don't you just wait
right here for me,

1427
01:07:47,034 --> 01:07:49,497
winky smoochy face.

1428
01:07:49,499 --> 01:07:51,398
Oh, mamacita!

1429
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,598
This whole ship's gonna blow?!

1430
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,801
You promised you
wouldn't get mad!

1431
01:07:57,699 --> 01:08:00,565
♪ Where, where's my lunchbox? ♪

1432
01:08:00,567 --> 01:08:03,731
♪ Lunch, lunchbox,
where's my, my lunchbox ♪

1433
01:08:03,733 --> 01:08:05,731
♪ Where's my lunch,
lunch, lunchbox? ♪

1434
01:08:05,733 --> 01:08:07,764
♪ Where's my lunch, computer? ♪

1435
01:08:07,766 --> 01:08:11,732
♪ Where's my lunch,
lunch, lunchbox? ♪

1436
01:08:11,734 --> 01:08:13,265
♪ Computer, lunchbox? ♪

1437
01:08:13,267 --> 01:08:15,801
[laughter]

1438
01:08:16,934 --> 01:08:18,701
Huh?

1439
01:08:20,633 --> 01:08:21,867
Your Majesty.

1440
01:08:27,268 --> 01:08:28,965
[Condorito imitates
hydraulic valve's hiss]

1441
01:08:28,967 --> 01:08:32,498
[alien] [speaks gibberish]

1442
01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:33,302
[Condorito] The escape pods.

1443
01:08:36,733 --> 01:08:39,732
We just need to get to them
without causing a panic.

1444
01:08:39,734 --> 01:08:41,365
[female computer voice]
Panic, panic,

1445
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:42,698
floor overheating.

1446
01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:45,464
Total devastation
in five minutes.

1447
01:08:45,466 --> 01:08:46,765
[all gasp]

1448
01:08:46,767 --> 01:08:48,865
[Condorito]
This is just a drill.

1449
01:08:48,867 --> 01:08:50,698
[female computer voice]
This is not a drill.

1450
01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:52,299
[Condorito] Well, at least

1451
01:08:52,301 --> 01:08:55,430
there are plenty
of escape pods.

1452
01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:57,032
[female computer voice]
No, there aren't.

1453
01:08:57,034 --> 01:08:57,935
Run, birdbrain, run!

1454
01:09:04,499 --> 01:09:07,433
[dramatic music playing]

1455
01:09:12,433 --> 01:09:14,999
That robot is a chicken!

1456
01:09:15,001 --> 01:09:17,733
[romantic music playing]

1457
01:09:21,899 --> 01:09:22,898
[passes gas]

1458
01:09:22,900 --> 01:09:24,798
Ahh.

1459
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:25,964
[sniffs]

1460
01:09:25,966 --> 01:09:27,567
Ooh.

1461
01:09:29,532 --> 01:09:31,497
[clears throat] Why yes,

1462
01:09:31,499 --> 01:09:33,831
I have been working out.

1463
01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:35,898
[whimpering]

1464
01:09:35,900 --> 01:09:37,665
How dare you barge in on me?

1465
01:09:37,667 --> 01:09:39,565
But my Lord, I didn't mean to.

1466
01:09:39,567 --> 01:09:41,032
[Molosco] Slap yourself
in the face at once.

1467
01:09:41,034 --> 01:09:42,831
My Lord, it's...
[grunting]

1468
01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:44,698
an emergency!

1469
01:09:44,700 --> 01:09:47,530
- Ow!
- Huh?

1470
01:09:47,532 --> 01:09:50,466
[suspenseful music playing]

1471
01:09:52,268 --> 01:09:54,497
Majesty, step away
from the chicken

1472
01:09:54,499 --> 01:09:56,464
- or we will shoot!
- Get us out of here!

1473
01:09:56,466 --> 01:09:57,664
Here goes nothing!

1474
01:09:57,666 --> 01:10:00,600
[suspenseful music playing]

1475
01:10:06,334 --> 01:10:10,234
[both grunt]

1476
01:10:15,366 --> 01:10:17,397
[Condorito] Kiss my feathers.

1477
01:10:17,399 --> 01:10:18,464
Kiss my feathers.

1478
01:10:18,466 --> 01:10:20,998
[gunshot]

1479
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,533
Well, I didn't see that coming.

1480
01:10:26,633 --> 01:10:27,697
[laughs]

1481
01:10:27,699 --> 01:10:28,567
[laughs]

1482
01:10:32,301 --> 01:10:37,834
[grunting]

1483
01:10:39,633 --> 01:10:41,664
[alarm beeping]

1484
01:10:41,666 --> 01:10:42,867
Any other ideas?

1485
01:10:44,399 --> 01:10:45,800
I do have one.

1486
01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,431
Nice.

1487
01:10:50,433 --> 01:10:51,698
Now let's get out of here.

1488
01:10:51,700 --> 01:10:54,798
Computer,
where's our escape pod?

1489
01:10:54,800 --> 01:10:56,497
[beeps]

1490
01:10:56,499 --> 01:10:57,501
Son of a...

1491
01:11:07,466 --> 01:11:10,631
[Tremebunda grunts]

1492
01:11:10,633 --> 01:11:11,697
[Condorito]
That tickles,

1493
01:11:11,699 --> 01:11:12,964
I'm stuck in something.

1494
01:11:12,966 --> 01:11:13,965
Inhale.

1495
01:11:13,967 --> 01:11:16,530
[inhales]

1496
01:11:16,532 --> 01:11:17,867
[both gasp]

1497
01:11:22,267 --> 01:11:23,864
It's all my fault.

1498
01:11:23,866 --> 01:11:24,932
I should've left

1499
01:11:24,934 --> 01:11:26,797
when you first said to leave.

1500
01:11:26,799 --> 01:11:28,697
No, you're here
because of me.

1501
01:11:28,699 --> 01:11:30,431
It's my fault.

1502
01:11:30,433 --> 01:11:31,765
[both sigh]

1503
01:11:31,767 --> 01:11:33,598
[both] I'm sorry.

1504
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,534
[explosion]

1505
01:11:37,499 --> 01:11:38,697
[sniffs]

1506
01:11:38,699 --> 01:11:40,698
Did you throw up in here?

1507
01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:42,831
Ugh.

1508
01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:44,031
- What's that?
- [Chickie] Hey,

1509
01:11:44,033 --> 01:11:45,931
anybody need a ride?

1510
01:11:45,933 --> 01:11:47,330
[Condorito] Chickie?

1511
01:11:47,332 --> 01:11:48,698
But how?

1512
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:50,631
I ejected the pilot.

1513
01:11:50,633 --> 01:11:52,664
[Tremebunda] Chickie,
you have to rescue us.

1514
01:11:52,666 --> 01:11:54,732
The mother ship
is going to explode.

1515
01:11:54,734 --> 01:11:55,900
[Chickie] Already on it.

1516
01:11:58,733 --> 01:12:00,032
[Condorito] Now tell me
that's not

1517
01:12:00,034 --> 01:12:01,467
the most beautiful sight ever.

1518
01:12:04,633 --> 01:12:06,964
- Huh?
- [Molosco] Do not put your faith

1519
01:12:06,966 --> 01:12:09,897
in beauty...

1520
01:12:09,899 --> 01:12:11,297
because beauty lies.

1521
01:12:11,299 --> 01:12:12,564
Let go of us.

1522
01:12:12,566 --> 01:12:14,565
I would've given you everything.

1523
01:12:14,567 --> 01:12:16,031
Believe me, I would rather die

1524
01:12:16,033 --> 01:12:17,865
than be with a monster like you.

1525
01:12:17,867 --> 01:12:19,466
[Molosco] Then here's your wish.

1526
01:12:20,799 --> 01:12:21,533
[grunts]

1527
01:12:26,967 --> 01:12:27,901
[Condorito] Chickie.

1528
01:12:30,034 --> 01:12:30,931
Chickie, are you all right?

1529
01:12:30,933 --> 01:12:32,397
Yeah. [coughing]

1530
01:12:32,399 --> 01:12:34,032
Just a little dizzy.

1531
01:12:34,034 --> 01:12:35,365
[Condorito] You twisted maniac.

1532
01:12:35,367 --> 01:12:37,798
- [grunts]
- [laughs]

1533
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:38,998
[Molosco]
You're wasting your time.

1534
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,934
[grunting]

1535
01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:45,964
[Condorito] Nice shot.

1536
01:12:45,966 --> 01:12:48,700
[screaming]

1537
01:12:55,899 --> 01:12:57,032
[Tremebunda]
Now let's finish this.

1538
01:12:57,034 --> 01:12:58,935
[grunts]

1539
01:13:00,599 --> 01:13:01,598
[Condorito] Whoa.

1540
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:04,832
[grunting]

1541
01:13:04,834 --> 01:13:06,965
Stop, just wait.

1542
01:13:06,967 --> 01:13:08,330
[grunts]

1543
01:13:08,332 --> 01:13:10,732
[grunts]

1544
01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:12,865
[Condorito]
Huh, now you're really twisted.

1545
01:13:12,867 --> 01:13:14,731
Enough, Tremebunda,

1546
01:13:14,733 --> 01:13:17,530
remove your helmet now.

1547
01:13:17,532 --> 01:13:19,032
[Condorito] No, don't do it.

1548
01:13:19,034 --> 01:13:20,397
Don't listen to him.

1549
01:13:20,399 --> 01:13:22,931
[grunting]

1550
01:13:22,933 --> 01:13:24,831
Get off of me, bird boy.

1551
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,864
Tell Treme to stop.

1552
01:13:27,866 --> 01:13:28,965
No, Treme.

1553
01:13:28,967 --> 01:13:30,397
Give it up, kid.

1554
01:13:30,399 --> 01:13:32,998
My security code is unbreakable.

1555
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,531
Is it circle, triangle,

1556
01:13:34,533 --> 01:13:36,497
squiggle face, spider?

1557
01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:38,397
- How did you know that?
- [Chickie] There's a post-it.

1558
01:13:38,399 --> 01:13:39,565
[Molosco] No, no, no, no, no,

1559
01:13:39,567 --> 01:13:40,733
no, Mommy.

1560
01:13:41,866 --> 01:13:43,897
[screams]

1561
01:13:43,899 --> 01:13:47,865
[grunting]

1562
01:13:47,867 --> 01:13:48,964
Oh.

1563
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:49,968
Huh?

1564
01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:55,430
- What happened?
- It's no biggie.

1565
01:13:55,432 --> 01:13:56,865
You just tried to kill us

1566
01:13:56,867 --> 01:13:58,465
but it's all good.

1567
01:13:58,467 --> 01:14:00,732
[Molosco breathes heavily]

1568
01:14:00,734 --> 01:14:04,364
You both are already dead.

1569
01:14:04,366 --> 01:14:06,698
Good luck outrunning that,

1570
01:14:06,700 --> 01:14:07,500
birdbrain.

1571
01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:12,233
[dramatic music playing]

1572
01:14:20,299 --> 01:14:22,266
What are you looking
at me for?

1573
01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:31,430
No. This is an executive pod.

1574
01:14:31,432 --> 01:14:33,667
You're getting
space [indistinct] everywhere.

1575
01:14:35,667 --> 01:14:37,330
Hmm.

1576
01:14:37,332 --> 01:14:38,664
- [cracks]
- [gasps]

1577
01:14:38,666 --> 01:14:39,935
Huh?

1578
01:14:41,833 --> 01:14:43,832
Tio, I'm scared.

1579
01:14:43,834 --> 01:14:44,935
It's gonna be all right.

1580
01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:06,931
Look, it's Pelotillehue.

1581
01:15:06,933 --> 01:15:08,697
Our inertial dampeners

1582
01:15:08,699 --> 01:15:09,897
are down to two percent.

1583
01:15:09,899 --> 01:15:11,732
Can you land this thing?

1584
01:15:11,734 --> 01:15:13,397
Maybe, but where?

1585
01:15:13,399 --> 01:15:14,797
[Pepe] I want you to cancel
the orphanage

1586
01:15:14,799 --> 01:15:18,330
and get me a first-class ticket
to Mars now!

1587
01:15:18,332 --> 01:15:21,565
- Huh?
- [sirens wailing]

1588
01:15:21,567 --> 01:15:22,667
Amigos!

1589
01:15:24,766 --> 01:15:26,731
- Look over here!
- [Pepe] No!

1590
01:15:26,733 --> 01:15:27,864
Not the car!

1591
01:15:27,866 --> 01:15:28,868
No!

1592
01:15:31,867 --> 01:15:33,301
My baby! Please!

1593
01:15:35,266 --> 01:15:37,801
- [crashes]
- [Pepe coughing]

1594
01:15:39,899 --> 01:15:42,331
Ha! You missed me!

1595
01:15:42,333 --> 01:15:45,398
[chickens clucking]

1596
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:49,768
- [Pepe crying]
- [sirens wailing]

1597
01:15:57,399 --> 01:16:00,333
[Condorito coughing]

1598
01:16:02,599 --> 01:16:06,264
- Yeah!
- [crowd cheering]

1599
01:16:06,266 --> 01:16:09,598
We can now officially
confirm that Earth

1600
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:12,398
and with it,
the rest of the football season

1601
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:13,765
has been saved!

1602
01:16:13,767 --> 01:16:15,030
My darling,

1603
01:16:15,032 --> 01:16:17,364
I thought I lost you forever.

1604
01:16:17,366 --> 01:16:19,634
You should be so lucky.

1605
01:16:24,899 --> 01:16:25,934
Oh, Mom.

1606
01:16:30,567 --> 01:16:32,397
- [boy] Condorito!
- [grunts]

1607
01:16:32,399 --> 01:16:33,764
[girl] You're back!

1608
01:16:33,766 --> 01:16:35,265
- Hey, guys.
- Did you get us anything?

1609
01:16:35,267 --> 01:16:37,632
Of course I did.

1610
01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:40,764
Who wants to play with
an alien artifact?

1611
01:16:40,766 --> 01:16:44,465
[screams]

1612
01:16:44,467 --> 01:16:46,932
[man] It's confirmed, ma'am.

1613
01:16:46,934 --> 01:16:48,931
The mothership has been
completely destroyed.

1614
01:16:48,933 --> 01:16:50,464
And the amulet?

1615
01:16:50,466 --> 01:16:52,465
There's no trace of it
on the scan.

1616
01:16:52,467 --> 01:16:54,998
- [man] Professor?
- Yay!

1617
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,497
Finally, a real alien
to dissect!

1618
01:16:57,499 --> 01:16:58,598
Dissect?!

1619
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,964
These tentacles are fascinating.

1620
01:17:01,966 --> 01:17:03,497
- Hmm.
- [gasps]

1621
01:17:03,499 --> 01:17:05,265
That one isn't a tentacle.

1622
01:17:05,267 --> 01:17:08,201
[laughter]

1623
01:17:10,834 --> 01:17:12,398
Where you going?

1624
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:13,597
You were right.

1625
01:17:13,599 --> 01:17:15,030
Yayita deserves a prince,

1626
01:17:15,032 --> 01:17:16,833
not a birdbrain.

1627
01:17:20,299 --> 01:17:21,798
Yes, but sometimes

1628
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:22,697
even a birdbrain

1629
01:17:22,699 --> 01:17:24,567
can be a prince.

1630
01:17:27,032 --> 01:17:28,297
Go to her,

1631
01:17:28,299 --> 01:17:29,400
you nitwit.

1632
01:17:32,299 --> 01:17:33,897
Yayita,

1633
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:35,963
I just wanted to say

1634
01:17:35,965 --> 01:17:37,631
if it wasn't for you,

1635
01:17:37,633 --> 01:17:40,632
I wouldn't have made it back.

1636
01:17:40,634 --> 01:17:42,732
You were the light
that guided me home.

1637
01:17:42,734 --> 01:17:44,565
Aww.

1638
01:17:44,567 --> 01:17:46,930
I know I don't
have much, but...

1639
01:17:46,932 --> 01:17:47,966
Yayita...

1640
01:17:49,733 --> 01:17:51,497
will you marry me?

1641
01:17:51,499 --> 01:17:53,433
Aww.

1642
01:17:54,932 --> 01:17:57,365
- No.
- Aww. Huh?

1643
01:17:57,367 --> 01:17:58,632
Condorito,

1644
01:17:58,634 --> 01:18:00,631
you know how much you mean to me

1645
01:18:00,633 --> 01:18:02,464
but it's just too soon

1646
01:18:02,466 --> 01:18:03,832
for us to get married.

1647
01:18:03,834 --> 01:18:05,465
I'm not ready.

1648
01:18:05,467 --> 01:18:07,798
So that means
there's no wedding?

1649
01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:09,897
[gasps] [indistinct]

1650
01:18:09,899 --> 01:18:12,297
The only thing I want from you

1651
01:18:12,299 --> 01:18:14,300
is right here.

1652
01:18:15,766 --> 01:18:17,930
You are the most amazing woman

1653
01:18:17,932 --> 01:18:19,667
in the universe!

1654
01:18:20,866 --> 01:18:23,465
[crowd cheering]

1655
01:18:23,467 --> 01:18:24,963
Woo-hoo!

1656
01:18:24,965 --> 01:18:27,899
[dramatic music playing]

1657
01:18:41,667 --> 01:18:44,797
[crowd cheering]

1658
01:18:44,799 --> 01:18:47,533
[crowd] Pepe! Pepe! Pepe! Pepe!

1659
01:18:50,033 --> 01:18:51,697
Thank you, thank you.

1660
01:18:51,699 --> 01:18:53,631
Now, many of you
must be wondering,

1661
01:18:53,633 --> 01:18:54,863
Pepe Cortisona,

1662
01:18:54,865 --> 01:18:56,664
why are you throwing
your money away

1663
01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:59,465
on something as worthless
as needy children?

1664
01:18:59,467 --> 01:19:01,401
Well, all I can say is...

1665
01:19:03,999 --> 01:19:06,597
I have the butt of a donkey.

1666
01:19:06,599 --> 01:19:08,365
[laughter]

1667
01:19:08,367 --> 01:19:10,863
Uh, excuse me.

1668
01:19:10,865 --> 01:19:12,964
What I meant to say is...

1669
01:19:12,966 --> 01:19:16,631
[imitates donkey sounds]

1670
01:19:16,633 --> 01:19:18,431
Honey, don't you think

1671
01:19:18,433 --> 01:19:19,900
you've punished Pepe enough?

1672
01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:24,431
[screams]

1673
01:19:24,433 --> 01:19:26,464
Not really.

1674
01:19:26,466 --> 01:19:28,933
[gasps]

1675
01:19:30,600 --> 01:19:32,934
[whistles]

1676
01:19:36,599 --> 01:19:39,832
[speaking gibberish]

1677
01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:43,601
[sighs] Here you go.

1678
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:48,931
[speaking gibberish]

1679
01:19:48,933 --> 01:19:50,431
Yes, yes, don't worry.

1680
01:19:50,433 --> 01:19:51,799
I'll add you on WhatsApp.

1681
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:04,764
[gasps]

1682
01:20:04,766 --> 01:20:05,934
What's going on?

1683
01:20:08,634 --> 01:20:10,631
Oh, no. No,

1684
01:20:10,633 --> 01:20:12,365
no, no. Oh, please.

1685
01:20:12,367 --> 01:20:14,465
Tell me I did not pay
for all of this.

1686
01:20:14,467 --> 01:20:17,397
Lead Sack,
you've been very generous.

1687
01:20:17,399 --> 01:20:18,764
And in return,
the kids have done

1688
01:20:18,766 --> 01:20:20,565
something for you.
They all worked together

1689
01:20:20,567 --> 01:20:22,398
to repair...

1690
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:23,631
your beloved...

1691
01:20:23,633 --> 01:20:25,565
automobile.

1692
01:20:25,567 --> 01:20:28,398
[springs creak]

1693
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:29,830
Whee, whee.

1694
01:20:29,832 --> 01:20:31,698
Uh, I guess it's now

1695
01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:34,832
more of an auto-immobile.

1696
01:20:36,899 --> 01:20:39,833
[upbeat music playing]

1697
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:44,835
Subtitles by explosiveskull

1698
01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:56,234
[woman singing in Spanish]

1699
01:24:55,833 --> 01:24:58,767
[upbeat music playing]