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- 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:05,849
- (THE OUTFIELD'S "YOUR LOVE"
- PLAYING ON STEREO)
- 2
- 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:14,380
- Josie's on a vacation far away
- 3
- 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,660
- Come around and talk it over
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- 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,780
- WOMAN (SINGING ALONG):
- So many things that I wanna say
- 5
- 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,180
- You know I like my
- girls a little bit older
- 6
- 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:29,420
- I just wanna use your love tonight
- 7
- 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,220
- Ooh!
- 8
- 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:32,460
- Unh, unh.
- 9
- 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:37,363
- I don't wanna lose your love tonight
- 10
- 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,365
- Unh.
- 11
- 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:44,020
- I ain't got many friends
- left to talk to
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- 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,205
- Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble
- 13
- 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,300
- You know I'd do anything for you
- 14
- 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,860
- Stay the night but keep it undercover
- 15
- 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:59,410
- I just wanna use your love tonight
- 16
- 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,260
- Oh, yeah
- 17
- 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,127
- I don't wanna lose your love tonight
- 18
- 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,980
- (TIRES SCREECH)
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- 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:10,404
- (THUD & GLASS SHATTERING)
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- 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,405
- (GROANS)
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- 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,811
- Shit.
- 22
- 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,122
- What the hell?
- 23
- 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,980
- Oh, man. Not another one.
- 24
- 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:33,643
- I shouldn't have been looking
- for my ChapStick, buddy.
- 25
- 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,571
- You're just stunned, I think.
- 26
- 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,020
- Yeah. I mean, you got the
- wind knocked out of you.
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- 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,300
- I did that on a jungle gym.
- 28
- 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,644
- Had the wind knocked out of me too.
- 29
- 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,060
- I'll give you a couple seconds.
- You'll be fine.
- 30
- 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,561
- Yeah.
- 31
- 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,700
- Come on.
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- 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,060
- Maybe you just need a little...
- 33
- 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,801
- You want mouth-to-mouth, man?
- 34
- 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,820
- Maybe that'll help.
- 35
- 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,580
- I just... I don't want
- you to bite my mouth.
- 36
- 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,082
- (BLOWING AIR)
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- 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,449
- There you go. That's helping.
- 38
- 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,100
- Okay, come on.
- Let's walk it off, man.
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- 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,020
- Get up on all fours. You can...
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- 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:24,921
- (DEER GRUNTS THEN TAMMY SCREAMS)
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- 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:26,620
- (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
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- 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,009
- Attaboy! Run!
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- 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,620
- Look at you go! There you go!
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- 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,804
- Got a good gait.
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- 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:39,020
- Got a good gait. Yes!
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- 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,524
- (THE OUTFIELD'S "YOUR LOVE"
- PLAYING ON STEREO)
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- 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:51,366
- Your love...
- 48
- 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,380
- (LOCK CLICKS)
- 49
- 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,340
- KEITH: Where are my chicken sandwiches,
- Larry? Come on, let's go.
- 50
- 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,180
- Somebody get these. Oh, my God.
- 51
- 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:07,860
- Tammy, get over here.
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- 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,020
- You're late again.
- Do you own a watch much?
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- 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,460
- I know I'm late. A deer
- jumped out of nowhere.
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- 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,460
- KEITH:
- You look like crud. Oh, my God.
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- 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,849
- Get off the floor.
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- 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,140
- Tammy, my office. Now.
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- 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:23,928
- TAMMY: I'm coming, Keith. God.
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- 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:34,167
- Tammy, do you know
- how I got to where I am?
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- 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,420
- Sucking dick and kissing ass?
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- 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,580
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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- 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,420
- Excuse me, Keith.
- We need some more ketchup.
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- 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,420
- Okay. English, though, Javier.
- This is America.
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- 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,366
- - It was English.
- - That wasn't English.
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- 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,500
- - Is that blood?
- - TAMMY: Yeah.
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- 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,380
- A deer hit my car on the way in.
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- 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,740
- - You should maybe see a doctor.
- - No kidding.
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- 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,140
- KEITH: Okay, thanks, Javier.
- That's great advice. See you later.
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- 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,020
- Tammy, I'm terminating your
- employment at Topperjack's.
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- 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,540
- You've gotta be shitting me.
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- 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,460
- No, I'm terminating your employment.
- I need your badge.
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- 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,540
- What ba...? You mean my name tag?
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- 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,700
- - Yes, exactly. I need your badge back.
- - TAMMY: It's not a badge.
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- 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,540
- It's a name tag, and you made
- me buy it with my own money.
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- 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,780
- That's company policy.
- I need it back.
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- 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:19,080
- Well, I need you to stop sweating through
- your shirts and grossing everybody out.
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- 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,660
- It is hot. And when
- it's hot, people sweat.
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- 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,980
- - Not like that. Not like that.
- - KEITH: It's how it is.
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- 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,820
- - That shit's medical.
- - KEITH: Listen!
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- 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,500
- Tammy, you have already been fired.
- I have already terminated your employment.
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- 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,340
- You are at least 40 seconds fired...
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- 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,340
- so please exit the Topperjack's.
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- 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,140
- Fine. You know what?
- I'm gonna give you this.
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- 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,380
- - Tammy.
- - TAMMY: I got it here.
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- 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,740
- - KEITH: It's your middle finger.
- - No.
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- 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:43,940
- Poom.
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- 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,580
- Read between the lines.
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- 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,180
- I knew that you were gonna
- do it, so it's not as good.
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- 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,620
- - I get it, Tammy.
- - Poom. You get that?
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- 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,420
- - KEITH: What is that?
- - A little version of this.
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- 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,241
- Hey, don't let a deer
- hit you on the way out.
- 91
- 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,460
- You dick. You know what?
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- 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,340
- Don't let these ketchup packets
- get stuck in your gross armpits.
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- 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,340
- - You'll have to buy new shirts, you dick.
- - Those are Topperjack's supplies.
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- 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,260
- You are no longer an
- employee of Topperjack's.
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- 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,684
- - Oh.
- - Yeah, that shit's contaminated now!
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- 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,060
- For overtime due, Keith.
- Overtime due.
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- 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,780
- - Tammy, just get out.
- - Enjoy the special sauce.
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- 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,340
- KEITH: Do not touch the
- Tower Deluxe burgers.
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- 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,820
- Those buns are still good.
- Just change the hats.
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- 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,180
- Yeah.
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- 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:30,365
- - Yeah, that's what I thought.
- - I'm calling the police!
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- 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:35,860
- Uh, just thought you should know
- that the meat here is real shitty.
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- 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,900
- - Oh, God.
- - Real, real, real shitty.
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- 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,820
- - That's the truth.
- - That's not true.
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- 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,660
- That's not chicken. I don't know
- what it is, but it's not bird.
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- 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,780
- It's 110 percent chicken.
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- 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,580
- Bird doesn't come
- out of squeezy tubes.
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- 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,340
- My gut fear,
- it's mostly dick and beak.
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- 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,500
- - She's disgruntled.
- - You know what?
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- 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,700
- - WOMAN: Oh.
- - KEITH: Aah, my elbow!
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- 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,380
- TAMMY: Poom.
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- 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,300
- Later, loser.
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- 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,564
- (CHUCKLES)
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- 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,443
- Oh, are you...?
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- 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,620
- Shit.
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- 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,884
- You kidding me?
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- 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,322
- (METAL CLAN KING)
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- 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,202
- Aw, man.
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- 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,486
- Shit.
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- 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,540
- TAMMY: A little help? A little help?
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- 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,940
- A little help! Come on!
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- 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,020
- Yeah, karma.
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- 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,841
- Yeah, we'll see.
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- 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,900
- TAMMY: God. Hey, Greg. I'm home.
- 125
- 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,060
- Think your ringer's off.
- I've been calling you.
- 126
- 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,580
- That asshole Keith fired me.
- 127
- 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,060
- Can you believe that shit? Like,
- who would wanna work there?
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- 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,580
- (ON STEREO) How much I feel
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- 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,500
- Feel for you, baby
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- 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,286
- What's going on here?
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- 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,580
- Hey, Tammy.
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- 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,003
- Wow, you're home so early.
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- 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,300
- - I'm sorry you got fired.
- - TAMMY: Shut up, Missi.
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- 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,260
- Why are you in my house
- making my husband dinner?
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- 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,420
- Uh, actually, I made her dinner.
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- 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,620
- You're gonna get your ass kicked.
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- 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,820
- You hungry? You wanna
- eat my fist for din...?
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- 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,660
- Ow! Shit.
- 139
- 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,100
- I am so sorry, Tammy.
- You startled me.
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- 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,660
- Keep your dirty fingers
- out of my mouth.
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- 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,620
- You scratched my tongue.
- 142
- 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,260
- I'm leaving you, Greg.
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- 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,604
- I'm taking the household money
- and getting out of here.
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- 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,100
- God! Nice, Greg!
- 145
- 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,260
- You have to cheat with the neighbor?
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- 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,260
- You can forget about me
- feeding your stupid cats, Missi.
- 147
- 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:36,540
- - I'm divorcing you, and I'm suing you, bitch.
- - For what?
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- 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,249
- For being an asshole.
- That's what I'm suing you for.
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- 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,100
- Why is there only $63 in here, Greg?
- 150
- 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,489
- Whatever. I'm keeping all of it.
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- 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,980
- - Ow! Shit.
- - Are you okay?
- 152
- 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,086
- I'm fine!
- 153
- 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,131
- I feel great. Pervs.
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- 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,970
- Assholes.
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- 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,363
- You two deserve each other.
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- 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,300
- Shit.
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- 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,780
- Goddamn it.
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- 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,780
- Just don't touch anything.
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- 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,521
- And don't let her touch my underwear.
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- 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,640
- You know, you never made
- me dinner. Not even once.
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- 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,888
- And it smells really good too.
- 162
- 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,580
- Yeah, I'll see you in court!
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- 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,780
- I hope you both choke
- on your shitty dinner!
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- 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,487
- Assholes.
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- 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,980
- Missi Jenkins is a whore!
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- 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,740
- And I kicked her ass!
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- 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,220
- Kicked her stupid ass.
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- 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,580
- Don't call me, Greg,
- when she dumps you!
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- 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,980
- Because I won't call you back!
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- 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,420
- No fucking way!
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- 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,220
- I'm gonna be too busy
- fucking models and shit!
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- 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,085
- Mom!
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- 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,660
- Mom!
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- 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:03,820
- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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- 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,129
- TAMMY: Mom, open the door!
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- 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,340
- Greg's cheating on me, Mom.
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- 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,740
- - What?
- - Yeah, I know.
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- 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,620
- What a jerk, right?
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- 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,460
- What happened?
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- 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:22,060
- I went home after a shitty day,
- and Greg and Missi Jenkins...
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- 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:25,660
- are having, like, a really romantic
- dinner at our dining room table.
- 182
- 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:26,980
- And Greg made it.
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- 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,380
- Okay, then I'm sorry.
- That's terrible.
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- 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,300
- I'm not exactly thrilled about it myself.
- I just need to borrow your car.
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- 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,860
- Why? Where's yours?
- 186
- 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,740
- Mine is smoking on Highway 13 because
- a deer jumped out in front of me.
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- 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,940
- Can I just have your car so I
- can get out of this shitty town?
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- 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,540
- I will drive you to work.
- I'm not giving you my car.
- 189
- 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,740
- I don't need you to drive me
- to work, okay? Keith fired me.
- 190
- 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,180
- Little prick.
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- 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,260
- - Are we really gonna do this again, Tammy?
- - What?
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- 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,500
- DEB: Every time something bad
- happens, you throw a fit...
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- 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,620
- say you're leaving, you never get
- more than 10 miles outside of town...
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- 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:03,580
- you start feeling sorry for yourself,
- and you come back and throw another fit.
- 195
- 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,700
- - That's not true.
- - It's a pattern.
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- 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,060
- It's not a pattern.
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- 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,260
- - It is.
- - That's not even what a pattern is.
- 198
- 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,180
- A pattern is a thing that
- comes in pairs of two.
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- 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,660
- You just don't know science.
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- 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,140
- A pattern is a series
- of things or events...
- 201
- 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,700
- that repeat themselves on
- and on, sometimes into infinity.
- 202
- 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,900
- That's what a galaxy is.
- It's not a pattern.
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- 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,380
- - Fine.
- - God.
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- 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,540
- If you don't wanna help me,
- just give me the keys to Dad's truck.
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- 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:30,580
- - No. Absolutely not.
- - Fine. Then I'm gonna take Grandma's car.
- 206
- 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:34,180
- - No, you're not. She is old and not well.
- - Then she doesn't need a car.
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- 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,820
- Right? You answer that.
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- 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,220
- - Don't go. Tammy.
- - Grandma, I need your car keys.
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- 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:42,725
- Yep, I heard everything,
- and I am ready to go.
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- 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,820
- I'm taking your car.
- I'm not taking you.
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- 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,340
- - You're not getting my car unless you take me.
- - TAMMY: No.
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- 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,980
- - Oh, yeah. What?
- - DEB: Mom.
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- 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,060
- - What, you packed a bag?
- - PEARL: Yeah.
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- 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,780
- Wait a minute. No one
- is going anywhere.
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- 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,180
- I am. I'm just not taking
- this asshole with me.
- 216
- 00:11:56,280 --> 00:12:00,380
- Hey. You're not exactly my first choice
- for a traveling companion either...
- 217
- 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,620
- but you're the best bet I have
- to get out of this stupid house.
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- 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,540
- I'm sorry, Deborah, but it is
- a stupid house. And I hate it.
- 219
- 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,860
- I love you, but I am not gonna
- die in this house alone.
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- 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,807
- You're not gonna die here alone.
- You're gonna die here with me and Don.
- 221
- 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,900
- - That's a shitty thing to say.
- - That's a very shitty thing to say.
- 222
- 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,100
- I meant it in a good way.
- 223
- 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,300
- - What's a good way?
- - DEB: Oh, my God.
- 224
- 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,660
- Never mind.
- 225
- 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,340
- - Shitty.
- - Very shitty.
- 226
- 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,620
- Your doctor says you
- have to take it easy.
- 227
- 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,860
- Dr. Lansing is an imbecile.
- Do we have a deal?
- 228
- 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,140
- No offense, but no fucking way.
- 229
- 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,700
- I have $6700 in cash.
- 230
- 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,931
- Bullshit. Prove it.
- 231
- 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,051
- Yeah. That's gonna do it.
- 232
- 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,820
- - DEB: Mom. Tammy.
- - You snooze, you lose.
- 233
- 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,651
- DEB: This is ridiculous.
- 234
- 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,540
- Don't call me at 2 a.m.
- looking for a ride.
- 235
- 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,460
- - Yeah, I won't.
- - Mom. Please tell me you have your pills.
- 236
- 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,220
- - Oh, Deborah, unclutch.
- - Goddamn it. I'm gonna call Brookview.
- 237
- 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,580
- - I swear to God.
- - You do what you need to, baby.
- 238
- 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,127
- Bye, Mom.
- 239
- 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,740
- Not a good idea.
- 240
- 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,740
- It's a little swollen. It's okay.
- 241
- 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,004
- (HORN HONKING)
- 242
- 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,620
- What's Brookview?
- 243
- 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:24,340
- It's an old folks' home.
- Like a prison for old people.
- 244
- 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,524
- Horrible place.
- 245
- 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,131
- I don't know where I'm going.
- 246
- 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,562
- I've always wanted
- to go to Niagara Falls.
- 247
- 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,441
- Okay.
- 248
- 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,010
- That was a stop sign.
- 249
- 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,802
- Yeah, I'm aware of that. I know that.
- 250
- 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:48,020
- All right, do you think we could just
- try to be pleasant? What do you say?
- 251
- 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,300
- - How about a beer?
- - No.
- 252
- 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:54,441
- - Um, whiskey.
- - Jesus, no.
- 253
- 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,740
- Oh, my God.
- 254
- 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,540
- You're pregnant.
- 255
- 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,860
- I'm driving a car, Grandma.
- Do you see what I'm doing?
- 256
- 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,060
- Just because you can't see
- through your Magoo goggles...
- 257
- 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,660
- doesn't mean I'm not
- doing what I'm doing.
- 258
- 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,500
- All right. I'm sorry. Sorry.
- 259
- 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,940
- God.
- 260
- 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,020
- You know what? Screw it.
- Give me a beer.
- 261
- 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,330
- Oh. Yes. Okay, here you go.
- 262
- 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,900
- One little beer can't hurt, right?
- 263
- 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,561
- (PEARL CHUCKLING)
- 264
- 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,647
- (BOTH WHOOPING)
- 265
- 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,180
- (BOTH SHRIEKING)
- 266
- 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,340
- - Lock the door.
- - Spin it, spin it, spin it.
- 267
- 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,540
- I got it.
- 268
- 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,620
- (LAUGHING)
- 269
- 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,121
- (SCREAMING)
- 270
- 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,060
- - TAMMY: Hello, cows.
- - Ha-ha-ha.
- 271
- 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:49,260
- I'm sorry you're so tasty, cows.
- 272
- 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,780
- I'm gonna fuck you up
- between two sesame buns.
- 273
- 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,020
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- 274
- 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,524
- Whoa! That's a bump. Aah!
- 275
- 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,580
- (LAUGHS)
- 276
- 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,740
- I stuck the landing!
- 277
- 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,380
- (LAUGHS)
- 278
- 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,042
- You wanna go ride a cow?
- 279
- 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,210
- (GRUNTS)
- 280
- 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,925
- TAMMY: Oh, shit.
- 281
- 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,287
- - Where the hell are we?
- - Shh, shh, shh. Come here.
- 282
- 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,420
- When I was a young girl,
- I used to feed deer...
- 283
- 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,980
- right out of my hand at my grandparents'
- cabin. And there was this one deer...
- 284
- 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:39,380
- Hyah! Hyah! Get out of here!
- Get out of here.
- 285
- 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,848
- You never did appreciate nature.
- 286
- 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,140
- Not when it totals my Corolla.
- 287
- 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,404
- No. Thank you.
- 288
- 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,722
- How the hell did we even get in here?
- 289
- 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,020
- Oh, my God.
- 290
- 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,460
- - You know what?
- - What?
- 291
- 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,860
- I think this is some X-Files shit.
- 292
- 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,420
- - For sure.
- - I don't know.
- 293
- 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:04,540
- You know what? If we die out
- here, we're just raccoon food.
- 294
- 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,500
- - Ha, ha.
- - It's not funny. I saw that on a show.
- 295
- 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,500
- - Let's go. Get in the car. We're going home.
- - Home?
- 296
- 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,260
- - Yeah. Home.
- - What?
- 297
- 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,740
- You're always talking about how much
- you wanna get out of that town...
- 298
- 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,620
- and we finally are out of it.
- 299
- 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:23,500
- And then one little thing happens,
- and you just wanna just run on back?
- 300
- 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,820
- (ENGINE STARTS)
- 301
- 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,527
- Come on. Let's go.
- 302
- 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,844
- Fine.
- 303
- 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,820
- I'm not surprised.
- You always were a quitter.
- 304
- 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,780
- - I'm not a quitter.
- - Yes, you are.
- 305
- 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,647
- Yeah? Really? Does a quitter do this?
- 306
- 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,169
- - Aah! God, I got it stuck.
- - It's all right. Go ahead. Push.
- 307
- 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,740
- - That's it. Little bit more.
- - It's crushing it.
- 308
- 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,500
- - That's okay. Crush it. You got it.
- - I am not a quitter!
- 309
- 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,340
- - You're a doer.
- - I am a doer.
- 310
- 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,860
- That's it. That's it.
- 311
- 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,380
- (ENGINE REVVING & TAMMY SCREAMING)
- 312
- 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,980
- You got it. You got it.
- 313
- 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,900
- - Do it. Do it. There you go.
- - Aah!
- 314
- 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,084
- I am not a quitter!
- 315
- 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,940
- - PEARL: Oh, Shit.
- - Aah!
- 316
- 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,680
- Who's a quitter now?
- 317
- 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,140
- - TAMMY: Aah!
- - PEARL: Whoa.
- 318
- 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,540
- TAMMY: Oh.
- 319
- 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,485
- Sorry about that!
- 320
- 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,368
- You should wear a helmet. FYI.
- 321
- 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,087
- Whoa.
- 322
- 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:23,900
- - Oh, God.
- - "Mark Twan National Forest."
- 323
- 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,220
- - Where are we?
- - PEARL: We're in Missouri.
- 324
- 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:30,340
- We went in the wrong direction.
- And you do know who Mark Twain is, right?
- 325
- 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,205
- I know who he is.
- 326
- 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,660
- Good guy.
- 327
- 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,448
- He's a good guy.
- 328
- 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,980
- Okay, Tammy.
- 329
- 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,500
- - Tammy, listen up.
- - What?
- 330
- 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,940
- Well, you're at a crossroads, right?
- 331
- 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:50,180
- You could change the
- trajectory of your whole life.
- 332
- 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,820
- You've got time. I've got money.
- 333
- 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,740
- You don't wanna go back to that town.
- You deserve to have a little fun.
- 334
- 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,140
- Right?
- 335
- 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,300
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- 336
- 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,802
- (ALL CHATTERING)
- 337
- 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,445
- There's no alcohol on the dock.
- 338
- 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,380
- It's my juice.
- 339
- 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,531
- (WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
- 340
- 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,242
- (WHOOPING)
- 341
- 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,260
- One hand!
- 342
- 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:27,020
- - Well, that's not safe.
- - No.
- 343
- 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,340
- I am ripping shit up!
- 344
- 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,940
- Yeah!
- 345
- 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:35,060
- Enjoy my spray!
- Because I'm spraying you!
- 346
- 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,260
- Slow down!
- 347
- 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,980
- (TAMMY WHOOPS)
- 348
- 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,900
- Look at that. She is so brave.
- 349
- 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,860
- Coming in hot! I am
- coming in smoking hot!
- 350
- 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,380
- Smoking hot!
- 351
- 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,580
- (WHOOPS)
- 352
- 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,402
- Might be too hot!
- Throttle's jammed! Too hot!
- 353
- 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,820
- Oh, my God. Tammy? Tammy!
- 354
- 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,980
- Tammy! Oh, my God.
- You scared the shit out of me.
- 355
- 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,460
- I can't believe this.
- 356
- 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,282
- Aw, shit. I lost my glasses. Shit.
- 357
- 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,940
- Are you kidding?
- Forty-eight hundred dollars?
- 358
- 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,340
- Is that your scam? Huh? You like
- taking money from little old ladies?
- 359
- 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,020
- You break it, you buy it.
- You're lucky I don't call the police.
- 360
- 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,940
- That machine malfunctioned on me.
- You're gonna be hearing from my lawyer.
- 361
- 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,380
- All right, just stop it, Tammy.
- Here you go, $4800.
- 362
- 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:27,020
- Don't give him cash. Put it on your card
- and dispute it later. I do it all the time.
- 363
- 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,780
- I don't believe in credit cards.
- Cash is real.
- 364
- 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,380
- You should be charging shit
- like crazy, because you're old.
- 365
- 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,940
- - By the time they come to get it, you might not...
- - PEARL: Go in the car.
- 366
- 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,100
- - ...still be here. You could be dead.
- - Get in the car.
- 367
- 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:43,047
- - I'm trying to help you with your business.
- - Get in the car.
- 368
- 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,820
- - Hey.
- - TAMMY: Dick.
- 369
- 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,300
- She's an idiot.
- 370
- 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,929
- Muscle shirts are for muscles.
- 371
- 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,201
- I said I'm sorry about the 4 grand.
- 372
- 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,860
- Four thousand 800 bucks.
- 373
- 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,569
- "Four thousand 800 bucks."
- 374
- 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,611
- Pay you back.
- 375
- 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,842
- There we go.
- 376
- 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,180
- How much you put in?
- 377
- 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:37,140
- Thirty bucks of gas, and we won $10.
- 378
- 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,180
- Ooh, halfsies.
- 379
- 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,580
- Hey, hang on, I wanna
- clean out the junk in this...
- 380
- 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,860
- On the floor. Wait a minute.
- 381
- 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,330
- There's garbage all over the floor.
- 382
- 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,006
- You're taking your old-people
- pills and stuff, right?
- 383
- 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:01,011
- Yeah. I don't need them,
- but, um, I'm taking them.
- 384
- 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,780
- Wait a minute, let me
- get up all this junk.
- 385
- 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,406
- We should frame this.
- 386
- 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,731
- Okay, come on, get in.
- 387
- 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,690
- - PEARL: I have to pee.
- - TAMMY: Why didn't you go at the gas station?
- 388
- 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,210
- - I'm gonna pull over. You can go in the woods.
- - PEARL: Oh, no. No way.
- 389
- 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,763
- TAMMY: So why do you wanna
- go to Niagara Falls, anyway?
- 390
- 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,300
- Well, I was supposed
- to go with my daddy.
- 391
- 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,420
- He was gonna take me
- when I was about 8 or 9.
- 392
- 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,940
- But he got too busy working.
- 393
- 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,980
- And then he got too busy
- getting sick and dying.
- 394
- 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,900
- - So I never did get to see it.
- - Oh.
- 395
- 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,060
- And now...
- 396
- 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,180
- some 60-odd years later...
- 397
- 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:06,641
- I'm gonna get to see Niagara Falls
- with you, with my granddaughter.
- 398
- 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,700
- Don't you think
- that's pretty special?
- 399
- 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,220
- I think so.
- 400
- 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,540
- TAMMY: Are you sitting on a couch or a toilet?
- Because this is like a therapy session.
- 401
- 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,980
- (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
- 402
- 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,211
- Hey! Come here!
- 403
- 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,967
- Yeah?
- 404
- 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,969
- Look at this thing.
- 405
- 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,940
- - Do you believe that?
- - No.
- 406
- 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,740
- - TAMMY: Right?
- - PEARL: Right.
- 407
- 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,481
- TAMMY: It's amazing. America, huh?
- 408
- 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,340
- - Really, yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 409
- 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,081
- It says he carved it with a chainsaw.
- 410
- 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,580
- - Do you believe that?
- - I do.
- 411
- 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,700
- I can't believe that's possible.
- You do that with a chainsaw...
- 412
- 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,900
- and create that kind
- of artwork, the end.
- 413
- 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,980
- You just... I think you should just
- slam that chainsaw down and be like:
- 414
- 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,620
- "Look What I did."
- 415
- 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,100
- Yeah, it's... It's cool. It's okay.
- 416
- 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,380
- - I like it.
- - "Okay"? It's majestic.
- 417
- 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,940
- - Heh.
- - TAMMY: It's not "okay."
- 418
- 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,660
- I mean, that is super cool.
- You're just jealous.
- 419
- 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,420
- - Oh, please.
- - What've you ever done that's that cool?
- 420
- 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,660
- - Uh...
- - Nothing. Short list.
- 421
- 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,322
- I watched Neil Armstrong
- walk on the moon.
- 422
- 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,580
- - Wait, on his bike?
- - That's Lance.
- 423
- 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,780
- I don't care which brother it is.
- 424
- 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,620
- That's still lame compared to this.
- 425
- 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,804
- Boo.
- 426
- 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,420
- I had a six-month relationship
- with one of the Allman Brothers.
- 427
- 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,820
- (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
- 428
- 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,500
- Right. Yeah, me too. Heh.
- 429
- 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,700
- - Bullshit.
- - Watch your language. It happened.
- 430
- 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,247
- TAMMY: Oh, my God.
- 431
- 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,020
- Did you really have an
- affair with Gregg Allman?
- 432
- 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,460
- No. With Duane.
- 433
- 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,700
- Who?
- 434
- 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,680
- Duane Allman. The brother.
- 435
- 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,980
- - Did you at least get to meet Gregg?
- - Of course. I got to meet him a lot.
- 436
- 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,180
- I was on the bus for
- most of their first tour.
- 437
- 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,841
- - What?
- - PEARL: Yes.
- 438
- 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,580
- I have to say that's, like,
- one of the coolest things...
- 439
- 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,420
- anyone in our family has
- ever, ever, ever done...
- 440
- 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,491
- like, going back to when
- we were cave people.
- 441
- 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,220
- Probably is, actually. I never
- thought of it that way.
- 442
- 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,724
- (SCATTING THE ALLMAN BROTHERS
- BAND'S "MIDNIGHT RIDER")
- 443
- 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,780
- (SINGING)
- I got to run to keep from hidin'
- 444
- 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,300
- - Remember that?
- - That's good.
- 445
- 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,420
- And I'm bound to keep on ridin'
- 446
- 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,340
- - And I've got one more
- - PEARL: One more
- 447
- 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,020
- Silver dollar
- 448
- 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,380
- And, like, he goes low.
- 449
- 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,700
- BOTH:
- I ain't gonna let 'em catch me, no
- 450
- 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,900
- Ain't gonna let 'em...
- 451
- 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,780
- Go low.
- 452
- 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:34,980
- BOTH: Midnight rider
- 453
- 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,420
- - TAMMY: Get your chin out. You do it...
- - Rider
- 454
- 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,740
- - Not, like, in a weird way.
- - Rider
- 455
- 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,260
- (BOTH SCATTING)
- 456
- 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:45,380
- - And I got one more silver dollar
- - One more silver dollar
- 457
- 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,940
- Little lower. You're off. Listen.
- 458
- 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,260
- BOTH: Let you, no
- 459
- 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,700
- Not gonna let 'em catch
- the midnight rider
- 460
- 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,060
- - That's it. Better. Better.
- - Der-ner-ner der-ner-ner, bom
- 461
- 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,005
- (BOTH SCATTING)
- 462
- 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,100
- You know, one time, I got
- fingered by Boz Scaggs.
- 463
- 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,340
- Tammy.
- 464
- 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,810
- No, it's okay. It turns out it
- wasn't actually Boz Scaggs.
- 465
- 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,380
- - PEARL: Okay.
- - TAMMY: It's a good bird.
- 466
- 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,850
- PEARL:
- Yeah. Sweetie, it's a great bird.
- 467
- 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:48,380
- PEARL: Yes, we're here.
- We found it. Yep, we're here.
- 468
- 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,060
- You know what? I can smell it from
- the parking lot. I think you're right.
- 469
- 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,260
- She says this is the
- best BBQ in the city.
- 470
- 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,500
- Then let's have dinner
- and get off the phone.
- 471
- 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,260
- Oh, no, sweetie. We can't. Thanks.
- 472
- 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,700
- - We already checked in to a hotel.
- - Give me my phone. Bye.
- 473
- 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,620
- - We'll see you tomorrow.
- - Bye.
- 474
- 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,180
- - Love you. Bye.
- - Don't hit me.
- 475
- 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,140
- - What are you doing?
- - TAMMY: Give me my phone.
- 476
- 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,540
- - We're not going to see Lenore.
- - Why?
- 477
- 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,780
- Because hanging out with an old lesbian
- is not my idea of a good time.
- 478
- 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,060
- Oh, don't be silly.
- She's an amazing woman.
- 479
- 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,660
- She's remarkable.
- She just lives life.
- 480
- 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,380
- She just grabs it by the horns.
- 481
- 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,820
- I mean, you could learn a lot
- from her. If you paid attention.
- 482
- 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,580
- - Are you...?
- - What?
- 483
- 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,780
- - Don't do that.
- - What?
- 484
- 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,660
- - Ugh.
- - What?
- 485
- 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,340
- What are you, gay for Lenore?
- You love her so much?
- 486
- 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,020
- She is my cousin.
- 487
- 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,420
- My God. Would it be so
- terrible if I were gay?
- 488
- 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,700
- I don't care if you're gay...
- 489
- 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,580
- Can we please just stop
- talking about your twang?
- 490
- 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,003
- - I'm very proud of my twang.
- - Ugh!
- 491
- 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,380
- (PLAYING "JOHN HEN RY")
- 492
- 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,620
- Mm, mm. I am loving
- this brisket. How's yours?
- 493
- 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,620
- It's really good. I love the bark.
- 494
- 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,700
- - And I would know because I'm a bark shark.
- - Mm.
- 495
- 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,660
- BIG AL (SINGING):
- Sittin' on his mama's knee
- 496
- 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,580
- There are some juicy-looking
- gentlemen in here tonight.
- 497
- 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,340
- - Ha, ha.
- - I think we might just get lucky.
- 498
- 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,420
- - I might.
- - You might.
- 499
- 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,020
- Don't know about you.
- It'd show Greg, wouldn't it?
- 500
- 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,740
- Yeah.
- 501
- 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,580
- Ah. You know what?
- It's too easy for me.
- 502
- 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,180
- I mean, I can go out there,
- and I can get any guy in this room.
- 503
- 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,900
- - Really?
- - TAMMY: I don't know what it is.
- 504
- 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,290
- But guys have always been drawn to me.
- Kind of like flies on shit.
- 505
- 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,520
- You might in the future
- wanna say "bees to honey."
- 506
- 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,610
- Why?
- 507
- 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,980
- What is this power? I would like to
- see this power in action right now.
- 508
- 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,140
- (CHUCKLES)
- 509
- 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,860
- - Yeah? You ready?
- - Yes.
- 510
- 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,620
- All right. You better get a
- notebook out and a sharp pen.
- 511
- 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,580
- - This is gonna be a goddamn clinic.
- - I can't wait. You show me, girl.
- 512
- 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,620
- - Pay attention.
- - Uh-huh.
- 513
- 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,220
- Go ahead.
- 514
- 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,643
- I got two. I got two.
- 515
- 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,809
- You wanna buy me a drink
- and slide some parts around?
- 516
- 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,460
- I'm sorry. What?
- 517
- 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,180
- - Like that? Is that what you want?
- - MAN: I, um...
- 518
- 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,091
- - What?
- - TAMMY: Unh.
- 519
- 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,660
- Wrong answer.
- 520
- 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,403
- You wanna buy me some
- drinks and get up in this?
- 521
- 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,527
- I'm gonna pass, but thanks.
- 522
- 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,940
- Well, fuck you, and fuck you too.
- 523
- 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,602
- Poom! Fuckers.
- 524
- 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,540
- Stupid.
- 525
- 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,220
- I think they were together.
- That must be why.
- 526
- 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,900
- Oh. Now, that makes sense.
- 527
- 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,460
- You can't work your
- magic on that, right?
- 528
- 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,700
- I mean, I'm magic, but not...
- 529
- 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,340
- It's cool. I didn't get...
- 530
- 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,340
- Hey, I'm cool with
- your lifestyle choice.
- 531
- 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,660
- - Yeah. Gay it up.
- - What?
- 532
- 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,620
- I didn't know.
- 533
- 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,860
- Here you go.
- 534
- 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,900
- - TAMMY: Thanks.
- - To your honey.
- 535
- 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,084
- (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
- 536
- 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,140
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- 537
- 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,860
- - Oh. Hoo.
- - PEARL: Mm, mm, mm.
- 538
- 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,860
- Now, let's turn your
- honey back to the music.
- 539
- 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,860
- TAMMY: "Turn my honey."
- 540
- 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,460
- Mm.
- 541
- 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,246
- I just got that.
- 542
- 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,780
- I just got "bees to honey."
- 543
- 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,100
- It does sound better
- than "flies on shit."
- 544
- 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,020
- - Yeah.
- - Because "flies on shit" would...
- 545
- 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,420
- - Mean you're...
- - Yeah. All right.
- 546
- 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,340
- I'm gonna keep that cataloged
- because I use that a lot.
- 547
- 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,420
- - Okay.
- - Whoo!
- 548
- 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,540
- Mm, mm, mm.
- 549
- 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,100
- (TAMMY WHOOPING)
- 550
- 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,840
- TAMMY: I like your hat!
- 551
- 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,500
- BIG AL: When he was a new baby boy
- 552
- 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,780
- Sittin' on his mama's knee
- 553
- 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,523
- He picked up a hammer
- And a little piece of steel
- 554
- 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,220
- Three o'clock.
- 555
- 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,940
- Got something on the radar at 3...
- 556
- 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,540
- That's 9.
- 557
- 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,860
- - Where are you putting your 12?
- - Straight ahead.
- 558
- 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,488
- Look at 3. Three, 3, 3.
- 559
- 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,380
- Oh, boy.
- 560
- 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,500
- He's coming over. He's coming over.
- He's coming over.
- 561
- 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,420
- - All right.
- - EARL: Hi there.
- 562
- 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,780
- A little birdie told me you
- might need some more beer.
- 563
- 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,420
- Well, that's one smart little birdie.
- 564
- 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,820
- (EARL CHUCKLES)
- 565
- 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,401
- You two sisters?
- 566
- 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,260
- No. She's like 100.
- 567
- 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,420
- (PEARL KICKS TAMMY)
- 568
- 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,447
- - Ow.
- - I'm Earl, and this is my boy.
- 569
- 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,620
- Howdy. I'm Pearl,
- and that's my Tammy.
- 570
- 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,300
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 571
- 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,380
- - Oh. Good grip. Thank you.
- - BOBBY: Mm-hm.
- 572
- 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,900
- What's your name, Good Grip?
- 573
- 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,940
- - I'm Bobby Tillman.
- - Yeah, you are. Huh.
- 574
- 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,700
- Yeah, I am.
- 575
- 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,486
- Yeah, you are.
- 576
- 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,660
- What do you do for a living?
- 577
- 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,500
- I run my dad's farm.
- 578
- 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,020
- - Cool.
- - Right.
- 579
- 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,620
- Hey, Connie, can you bring
- some shooters over here?
- 580
- 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,202
- This lady would like
- to get intoxicated.
- 581
- 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,451
- - That'll work, won't it?
- - Oh.
- 582
- 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,860
- So farm, huh?
- 583
- 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,420
- BOBBY: Yep.
- 584
- 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,220
- - Dancing juice. That's what we need.
- - Thank you.
- 585
- 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:11,088
- (SINGING) Hey, babe, here I am
- I'm a man on the scene
- 586
- 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,980
- I can give you what you want
- But you've got to come home with me
- 587
- 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,220
- I have got some good old lovin'
- And I got some more in store
- 588
- 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,300
- When I get through throwin' it on you
- You've got to come back for more
- 589
- 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,580
- Boys and things that come by the dozen
- That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
- 590
- 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,220
- Hey, little thing, let me light your candle
- 'Cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle, now
- 591
- 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,688
- - It gets around
- - Whoo!
- 592
- 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,140
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 593
- 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,846
- BIG AL: All right.
- 594
- 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,500
- Ha-ha-ha. All right. Thank you very much.
- We're gonna take a little break.
- 595
- 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,740
- TAMMY: One more time!
- 596
- 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,780
- That was amazing.
- 597
- 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,220
- Whoo!
- 598
- 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,420
- We gotta take a break!
- 599
- 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,140
- Whoo!
- 600
- 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,380
- Oh, my God.
- 601
- 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,900
- Ha, ha. Oh!
- 602
- 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,129
- You need a cool-off. Right?
- 603
- 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,780
- I am so sweaty. I was
- ripping it up out there.
- 604
- 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,940
- Everybody was kind of really
- just working as a unit.
- 605
- 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,900
- I kept calling you in.
- Did you see me?
- 606
- 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,860
- - You looked great out there. Yeah.
- - TAMMY: Oh.
- 607
- 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,580
- - Well, I can move.
- - Yeah.
- 608
- 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,969
- Ha, ha. You're so bad.
- 609
- 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,300
- - Dad.
- - Mm? What? What?
- 610
- 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,780
- Don't you think it's time to go?
- 611
- 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,140
- Well, look, Bobby,
- let's not be rude, okay?
- 612
- 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,130
- I haven't finished my drink yet.
- 613
- 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,540
- (EARL LAUGHS)
- 614
- 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,220
- Now that's gonna take
- a little bit of time.
- 615
- 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,460
- (EARL & PEARL LAUGHING)
- 616
- 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,860
- I'm going to the bathroom.
- 617
- 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,060
- When I come back, we're leaving.
- I don't care if you finish your drink.
- 618
- 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,460
- ALL: Ooh.
- 619
- 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:41,980
- (ALL CHUCKLE)
- 620
- 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,980
- I'm gonna go pick up that
- hint he just dropped.
- 621
- 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,620
- (CHUCKLES)
- 622
- 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,963
- Hey, is this the bathroom line?
- 623
- 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,649
- (BOBBY SIGHS)
- 624
- 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,500
- Um, what are you doing?
- 625
- 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,162
- Just wondering where
- your wife is tonight.
- 626
- 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,563
- - I'm not married.
- - Let's light this candle.
- 627
- 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,820
- Whoa. Okay. All right. Come on. I do
- not want your tongue in my mouth.
- 628
- 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,260
- Then where do you want it, man?
- 629
- 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,420
- (DOOR OPENS)
- 630
- 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,060
- No, I'm gonna go to
- the bathroom. You just...
- 631
- 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,131
- - You're welcome.
- - Okay.
- 632
- 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,802
- Not a chance.
- 633
- 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,849
- Good set, man.
- 634
- 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,100
- Thanks a lot.
- 635
- 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,100
- Just ditching me in there.
- 636
- 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,940
- Can't find my grandma anywhere.
- Do you know where she is?
- 637
- 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,180
- I do, unfortunately.
- 638
- 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,365
- Oh! God! Hey!
- 639
- 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,620
- (PEARL GIGGLING)
- 640
- 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,980
- - PEARL: Just go away. We're fine.
- - God.
- 641
- 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,740
- I think she took my keys.
- 642
- 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,811
- Did you take my keys, Grandma?
- Are you kidding me?
- 643
- 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,500
- Come on.
- 644
- 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,340
- Dad. Cut it... Oh, man.
- 645
- 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,660
- - PEARL: Ee!
- - Oh, my God.
- 646
- 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,891
- - PEARL: Oh!
- - I don't wanna know what that was.
- 647
- 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,561
- Ugh.
- 648
- 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,060
- That's a shitty way to end the night.
- 649
- 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,005
- You're telling me.
- 650
- 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:21,723
- Sorry I, you know, made that...
- 651
- 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,129
- little pass at you...
- 652
- 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,321
- - ...in there.
- - "Little pass"?
- 653
- 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,180
- - Tsk.
- - That was kind of aggressive.
- 654
- 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,860
- Damn it, I'm saying I'm sorry.
- 655
- 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,820
- No, it's okay. I was flattered.
- It was just surprising.
- 656
- 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,606
- You know.
- 657
- 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,020
- Honestly, for the night as a whole...
- 658
- 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,729
- it wasn't the worst
- thing that happened.
- 659
- 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,530
- Do I say "thank you" to that?
- 660
- 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,220
- - Yeah, there's a compliment in there.
- - In there somewhere.
- 661
- 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,846
- BOBBY: Oh, God. Don't look.
- 662
- 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,300
- - Oh! Oh! Oh!
- - I just told you not to look. Why did you look?
- 663
- 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,620
- I tried to save you from that.
- 664
- 00:34:55,720 --> 00:35:00,205
- Because by saying it,
- it's like an invitation to look.
- 665
- 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,340
- It's like if somebody says,
- "Does this smell weird to you?"...
- 666
- 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,020
- and they put it out,
- you lean in and you smell it.
- 667
- 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,340
- You don't smell it.
- 668
- 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,780
- But you do. You lean
- in and you smell it.
- 669
- 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,580
- I would not smell something if
- somebody told me not to smell it.
- 670
- 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,900
- - I can guarantee you that.
- - I don't think that's true.
- 671
- 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,060
- (EARL GRUNTS)
- 672
- 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,420
- - Dad. All right, enough!
- - PEARL: We're only at first base.
- 673
- 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,420
- Oh, boy, here comes second.
- 674
- 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,764
- BOBBY: Dad, this is not
- fair to Mom. Come on, man.
- 675
- 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,460
- - "Mom"?
- - It's complicated.
- 676
- 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,380
- Yeah, you think? I think so.
- 677
- 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,380
- - Hey, Grandma!
- - EARL: Sorry, nobody's home.
- 678
- 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,380
- - That asshole is married!
- - Come on, Dad.
- 679
- 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,724
- - TAMMY: He's married!
- - EARL: Sorry, darling, the inn is closed.
- 680
- 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,500
- I'm sorry, but he is an asshole.
- 681
- 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,900
- I agree. He's a little bit
- of an asshole. I can't...
- 682
- 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,100
- (BOTH SIGH)
- 683
- 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,380
- Will you do me a favor?
- 684
- 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,900
- My mom is home alone and she's sick,
- and I need to get back with her.
- 685
- 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,121
- So do you have like a pen or
- something I could borrow real quick?
- 686
- 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,967
- Yeah, I think so.
- 687
- 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,340
- All right. Look. If they come out
- of there at a certain point...
- 688
- 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,820
- just give me a call and
- I'll come pick him up.
- 689
- 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,660
- Here.
- 690
- 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,650
- Thank you.
- 691
- 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,681
- I knew you were into me.
- 692
- 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,171
- I got your digits.
- 693
- 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,460
- Sorry, that was stupid.
- That was dumb.
- 694
- 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,940
- BOBBY: All right, Tammy.
- 695
- 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,300
- Thanks for holding down the fort.
- I appreciate it.
- 696
- 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,406
- Yeah, I'll watch him.
- 697
- 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,860
- Appreciate it.
- 698
- 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,340
- - Thanks.
- - Good luck.
- 699
- 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,207
- Thanks. Bye, Bobby.
- 700
- 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,460
- Bye.
- 701
- 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,060
- PEARL: Oh! Yes, Earl.
- 702
- 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,500
- You know who she fucked?
- Duane Allman.
- 703
- 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,940
- Yeah, she fucked the
- wrong Allman Brother.
- 704
- 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,100
- Enjoy that.
- 705
- 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:49,060
- - It's 119, Grandma. I said it. 119, 119.
- - 119. 119.
- 706
- 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,500
- Could you not do...?
- Can I just have my shit back?
- 707
- 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,500
- No, no. Come on. A gentleman
- always carries a lady's things.
- 708
- 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,380
- - Oh, bingo. 119. You're right. 119.
- - Yeah, great.
- 709
- 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,540
- So you wanna come in for, um...
- 710
- 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,660
- - ...some color TV or sex?
- - Yeah. Mm.
- 711
- 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,060
- No. We had a deal.
- 712
- 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,820
- Yeah. Bullshit.
- Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
- 713
- 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,300
- You are too old to be this strong.
- 714
- 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,980
- Open this door, Grandma. Goddamn it.
- 715
- 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,660
- Hey, Tammy.
- 716
- 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,460
- - We need some ice, baby. Okay?
- - Yeah. Fuck you, Earl.
- 717
- 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,660
- - Fuck you.
- - EARL: Aw. Ow.
- 718
- 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,003
- - Come on.
- - TAMMY: Oh. Aah!
- 719
- 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,440
- Oh, shit.
- 720
- 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,180
- I gotta...
- 721
- 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,569
- I gotta pee.
- 722
- 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,881
- All right. Let's go for B2.
- 723
- 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,140
- You piece of shit.
- 724
- 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,641
- (BEEPS)
- 725
- 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,287
- I paid for you.
- 726
- 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,766
- Come on, you tasty motherfucker.
- 727
- 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,420
- Yeah, now who wins?
- 728
- 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,160
- Me.
- 729
- 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,925
- Tammy?
- 730
- 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,801
- Hey, Tammy.
- 731
- 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,611
- Tammy.
- 732
- 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,243
- Tammy, what are you doing out here?
- 733
- 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,700
- Oh.
- 734
- 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,123
- They wouldn't let me in the room.
- 735
- 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,089
- You slept outside?
- 736
- 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,060
- Oh, my God. Here, let me
- help you up. Come here.
- 737
- 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,820
- - Thanks.
- - Yeah. Of course.
- 738
- 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,845
- Oh. You're all dirty.
- 739
- 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,571
- She took my keys...
- 740
- 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,380
- and I just didn't want them driving
- off and doing something stupid.
- 741
- 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,201
- That's why I gave you my number.
- You should have called me.
- 742
- 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,020
- Oh, I didn't think you meant that.
- 743
- 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:21,491
- I said it. I meant it. Okay?
- 744
- 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,540
- All right, Dad, come on. We gotta go.
- 745
- 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,180
- I'm sorry about all this.
- 746
- 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,940
- Well, I mean, you didn't do it.
- 747
- 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,140
- I'm the one who's supposed to
- be keeping him out of trouble.
- 748
- 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,540
- I don't think you're very good at it.
- 749
- 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:40,001
- - Ha, ha. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm tired.
- - No, I think you might be right.
- 750
- 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,180
- Oh, God.
- 751
- 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,420
- Tammy, what are you doing out here?
- 752
- 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,968
- All right. Let's go, boy.
- 753
- 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,567
- Dad. Truck's this way.
- 754
- 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,564
- Gotcha.
- 755
- 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,489
- - Well...
- - Well.
- 756
- 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,324
- I guess this is goodbye again.
- 757
- 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,180
- Yep.
- 758
- 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,967
- I'll take care of that one.
- You take care of that one?
- 759
- 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,524
- Okay.
- 760
- 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,530
- - See you, Bobby.
- - See you, Tammy.
- 761
- 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,407
- Thanks again.
- 762
- 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,845
- Yep.
- 763
- 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,480
- - SERVER: Get that out of your way. Sure.
- - I am so hungry. Thank you. Mm.
- 764
- 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:49,780
- It's been such a long time since
- I've had a good servicing.
- 765
- 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,740
- You know what I mean? Ha, ha.
- 766
- 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,811
- Pass me the ketchup. Please.
- 767
- 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,206
- You know, I didn't bring you
- on this trip to babysit you.
- 768
- 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,180
- You are on this trip because of me.
- 769
- 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,140
- Because of my car and my money. What's
- left of it. So you just watch your mouth.
- 770
- 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,780
- Yeah, I'm too busy watching you screw
- crusty old men in dirty hotel rooms.
- 771
- 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,180
- Oh, God, here we go. You gonna
- blame me for everything, like always?
- 772
- 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,380
- I do. I blame you for shoving me
- out of a hotel room last night...
- 773
- 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,260
- and letting me sleep
- outside like a dog.
- 774
- 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,420
- You're on your second Bloody Mary.
- It's not even 10 a.m.
- 775
- 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,260
- This is vegetables.
- 776
- 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,700
- I blame you for packing up your shit and making
- me come home from school when I was 10...
- 777
- 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,660
- and finding an empty room,
- that's what I blame you for.
- 778
- 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,460
- You know how shitty that was for
- a little kid? You left me all alone.
- 779
- 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,180
- - Your parents were there.
- - TAMMY: It's not the same.
- 780
- 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,967
- You were my best friend,
- and you just left me.
- 781
- 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,980
- I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot
- because I got nipped by a raccoon last night.
- 782
- 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,900
- All right. Tammy, I know I've done
- some wrong things in my life...
- 783
- 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,540
- but you don't know everything.
- 784
- 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,620
- I know I don't need you,
- and I don't need your money.
- 785
- 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,700
- - But I'm gonna take your car.
- - What?
- 786
- 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,740
- - Let's see how you like getting left.
- - Don't you leave me here.
- 787
- 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,020
- You cannot leave me here.
- You come back here.
- 788
- 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,340
- All right, now sit down.
- 789
- 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,491
- TAMMY: Anybody wanna screw
- my grandma? Just get her a drink.
- 790
- 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,170
- (CELL PHONE RINGS)
- 791
- 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,900
- - Hi, Mom.
- - DEB (OVER PHONE): Tammy, put Grandma on.
- 792
- 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,100
- Uh, she's in the bathroom right now.
- 793
- 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,180
- Tammy, she left all
- of her pills here.
- 794
- 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,820
- High blood pressure, heart,
- everything. She's diabetic.
- 795
- 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,580
- She cannot go unmedicated.
- 796
- 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,340
- Do you understand what I'm saying?
- 797
- 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,300
- - I get that.
- - Listen to me.
- 798
- 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,007
- She thinks she can handle it,
- but she can't.
- 799
- 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,740
- - Tammy.
- - Yeah, I know she can't.
- 800
- 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,180
- - Bye, Mom.
- - I don't think you do, because you...
- 801
- 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,820
- Tammy. Don?
- 802
- 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,970
- Shit.
- 803
- 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,962
- (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
- 804
- 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,609
- You gotta be kidding me.
- 805
- 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,020
- One. Two.
- 806
- 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,648
- One.
- 807
- 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,681
- - Two.
- - I told you you can't drink in here.
- 808
- 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,100
- - PEARL: One. Two.
- - I'm calling the cops.
- 809
- 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,660
- - You don't have to call the cops. I got her.
- - Oh. Well.
- 810
- 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,400
- Look who came back.
- 811
- 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,180
- Yeah. I came back.
- 812
- 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,180
- - You did it, huh?
- - What?
- 813
- 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,740
- Drunk by 11.
- 814
- 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,005
- Mm. Ah. What do I win?
- 815
- 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,491
- Car ride with me.
- 816
- 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,740
- Come on. I'm pretty
- sure you've had enough.
- 817
- 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,220
- You know, this is real cherry.
- 818
- 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,020
- And guess what my secret
- ingredient is. Try some.
- 819
- 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,580
- Is it whiskey?
- 820
- 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,500
- No. It's whiskey. Ha-ha-ha.
- 821
- 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,540
- - All right. Let me just...
- - PEARL: No.
- 822
- 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,220
- - TAMMY: Let's go.
- - PEARL: This is mine.
- 823
- 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,260
- - I need my beer.
- - TAMMY: You got beer?
- 824
- 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,820
- Yeah. I got beer.
- 825
- 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,820
- - They're still in the store.
- - PEARL: Bye.
- 826
- 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,580
- Okay, we're leaving right now.
- 827
- 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,607
- - Just get the drunk out of here.
- - TAMMY: You know what?
- 828
- 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,660
- - All right. Watch it.
- - PEARL: Oh, hey.
- 829
- 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,340
- - Hi. Thanks for the beer.
- - TAMMY: What?
- 830
- 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,420
- Yeah, nice try.
- I'm not buying you beer.
- 831
- 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,420
- No, you don't have to. I already bought it
- for them because these are my new friends.
- 832
- 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,260
- This is Jesse. And the girl.
- 833
- 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,380
- And we have an arrangement...
- 834
- 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,885
- where I'm getting them the beer, and
- they're gonna give me a ride out of here.
- 835
- 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,980
- How? On their bikes?
- 836
- 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,820
- The fucking old lady promised
- us a beer, so give it to me.
- 837
- 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,420
- Don't swear in front of my
- grandma, you piece of shit.
- 838
- 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,380
- Hey, you're being a real bitch, lady.
- 839
- 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,060
- Don't say "lady." I'm not
- that much older than you.
- 840
- 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,740
- What do you care? If you don't give
- us beer, we're gonna turn to drugs...
- 841
- 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:12,820
- I hope you do drugs. I want you to do
- bath salts and then eat her face off.
- 842
- 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,380
- - Just give it to me.
- - TAMMY: No!
- 843
- 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,900
- - I'll take that.
- - Cool it, Jesse.
- 844
- 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,300
- Don't shake the beer. It's gonna explode.
- I thought you were cool. Stop it, Jesse.
- 845
- 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,340
- - I'm not afraid to hit a girl.
- - Neither am I.
- 846
- 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,380
- (JESSE & PEARL GROAN)
- 847
- 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,407
- Get off me! Get off me,
- you fucking rat!
- 848
- 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,380
- Yeah, nice jeans shorts.
- 849
- 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,660
- (SIREN WAILS)
- 850
- 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,420
- Oh, fuck. The cops!
- 851
- 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,220
- TAMMY: Hey!
- 852
- 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,371
- Don't. That's my grandma's beer!
- 853
- 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,731
- Oh, God. I'm sorry!
- 854
- 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,660
- - I'm sorry. That...
- - Uh-uh.
- 855
- 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,260
- Put your hands up.
- 856
- 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,940
- All right. All right.
- 857
- 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,001
- Get your hands up.
- 858
- 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,086
- Two pens. One half-eaten Roles.
- One lighter.
- 859
- 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,500
- Hairbrush. One necklace.
- 860
- 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,980
- Two bags of trail mix.
- 861
- 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,260
- Forty-two dollars and...
- 862
- 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,220
- 10, 20...
- 863
- 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,644
- 23 cents. Sign here.
- 864
- 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,011
- TAMMY: Yeah.
- 865
- 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,722
- (TAMMY SNORING)
- 866
- 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,927
- (STOPS SNORING)
- 867
- 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,611
- (TAMMY SNORTS)
- 868
- 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,500
- - What are you doing?
- - You were snoring and then you stopped.
- 869
- 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,460
- I just wanted to check and see
- if you were still breathing.
- 870
- 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,060
- I'm sorry.
- 871
- 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,780
- Well, keep your fingers
- out of my nose.
- 872
- 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,523
- No, I mean I'm sorry
- for landing us in here.
- 873
- 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,660
- Well, it's not like you're the
- worst person in the world.
- 874
- 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,561
- I mean, you're close, but...
- 875
- 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,171
- I cheated on Greg.
- 876
- 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,044
- With the ice-cream man.
- 877
- 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,260
- You had intercourse
- with Jerry Miller?
- 878
- 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,620
- No. I didn't do it With him.
- 879
- 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,805
- I just let him play with my boobs.
- 880
- 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,081
- You didn't do it for the
- free ice cream, did you?
- 881
- 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,045
- Not at first.
- 882
- 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,460
- I don't know why I did it.
- 883
- 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,780
- I think at first,
- I just wanted attention...
- 884
- 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,601
- and then I kind of got
- hooked on Klondikes.
- 885
- 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,850
- I don't know.
- 886
- 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,881
- Maybe I'm the worst
- person in the world.
- 887
- 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,804
- Oh, I don't think that.
- 888
- 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,849
- What's worse than Jerry Miller?
- 889
- 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,060
- I tried to sleep with your father.
- 890
- 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,700
- What?
- 891
- 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,487
- I tried to sleep with your father.
- 892
- 00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,540
- Ew.
- 893
- 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,940
- Nothing happened.
- Don was a perfect gentleman.
- 894
- 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,206
- He put me back to bed before your mother
- got home. Nothing happened. Nothing.
- 895
- 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:11,660
- Look, I was not in my right mind for
- many years because of the drinking...
- 896
- 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,500
- and when I realized that I'd
- stepped over the line...
- 897
- 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:19,500
- where I was actually thinking of sleeping
- with my own daughter's husband...
- 898
- 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,608
- well, then I just didn't know
- what could happen and...
- 899
- 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,329
- That's why I left.
- 900
- 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,420
- Oh, my God.
- 901
- 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,380
- - Grandma.
- - No, don't. Ow. They're fine.
- 902
- 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,700
- - TAMMY: My God, they look really bad.
- - They're fine.
- 903
- 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,540
- - MANNIS: Tammy Banks?
- - TAMMY: Yeah.
- 904
- 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:46,020
- - Let's go. Bail's been posted.
- - Okay. Let's go.
- 905
- 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,220
- Yeah. I bailed you out, but I'm
- gonna stay a little bit longer.
- 906
- 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,404
- Just there's a little, um...
- 907
- 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,660
- small glitch.
- 908
- 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,605
- MANNIS: Let's go.
- 909
- 00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,140
- We're charging her with
- possession of oxycodone.
- 910
- 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:03,100
- Well, she's got prescriptions
- for everything. She's old.
- 911
- 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,620
- She had 32 oxycodone pills,
- and they were not prescribed to her.
- 912
- 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:09,043
- Judge set her bail at $3000.
- 913
- 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,980
- We don't have that kind of money.
- Jesus, she needs to get out of there now.
- 914
- 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,100
- You know she's got diabetes
- and probably tons of other shit.
- 915
- 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,900
- I've got diabetes.
- Glen's got diabetes.
- 916
- 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,300
- Diabetes is a very
- manageable condition.
- 917
- 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,460
- I don't give a fuck about Glen.
- I'm sorry. I don't. I don't know you.
- 918
- 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,660
- My grandma needs to
- get out of there now.
- 919
- 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,685
- Then you better get $3000.
- 920
- 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,849
- - How am I supposed to do that?
- - It's not my problem, lady.
- 921
- 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,420
- - Yeah, thanks a lot.
- - CURTIS: You're welcome.
- 922
- 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,460
- - I didn't mean "thank you."
- - I didn't mean "you're welcome."
- 923
- 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,964
- You're done here.
- You better leave while you can.
- 924
- 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,980
- - Yeah, she did. Yes.
- - She did?
- 925
- 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,460
- (PHONE RINGING)
- 926
- 00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,940
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- 927
- 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,260
- - GREG (OVER PHONE): Hello?
- - Hey, it's me.
- 928
- 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,140
- Do we have, like, a Christmas account
- or a savings account with...?
- 929
- 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,130
- (MISSI LAUGHS OVER PHONE)
- 930
- 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,726
- Is she there?
- 931
- 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,890
- GREG: Uh, yeah.
- 932
- 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,289
- Okay, bye.
- 933
- 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,340
- DEB (OVER PHONE): How much?
- 934
- 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,820
- - Sixteen hundred dollars.
- - What?
- 935
- 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,420
- No, I'm not gonna fund
- your spring break.
- 936
- 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,420
- Why hasn't your grandma
- called me back?
- 937
- 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,340
- Could you just trust
- me for once, okay?
- 938
- 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,260
- Can I just have the money?
- 939
- 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,060
- What's wrong? Is it Grandma?
- 940
- 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,180
- - No. I told you she was fine.
- - Oh, God.
- 941
- 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,980
- I told you this was a bad idea.
- 942
- 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,900
- But you didn't wanna listen to me.
- I hate to say it, but...
- 943
- 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,540
- I told you so.
- 944
- 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,340
- I know you're right. But I
- know how to fix this now.
- 945
- 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,500
- How are you gonna fix it?
- 946
- 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,411
- (DOOR OPENS)
- 947
- 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,140
- Hello? Tammy? Tammy?
- 948
- 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:06,644
- I gotta go. I know what I'm gonna do.
- 949
- 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,049
- I can do this.
- 950
- 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,180
- Be a bad-ass.
- 951
- 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,604
- I am a bad-ass. I'm a bad-ass.
- 952
- 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,242
- (POP MUSIC PLAYING
- INDISTINCTLY OVER SPEAKERS)
- 953
- 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,247
- TAMMY: Aah. My finger.
- 954
- 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,041
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- 955
- 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,530
- (TAMMY CLEARS THROAT)
- 956
- 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,970
- Freeze. Nobody move.
- 957
- 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,380
- (GRUNTS)
- 958
- 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,300
- - Shit. Don't move.
- - Okay.
- 959
- 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,961
- TAMMY: Don't move.
- 960
- 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,449
- Unh. Dang it.
- 961
- 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,460
- (GRUNTS)
- 962
- 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,928
- Don't even think about it.
- 963
- 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,020
- I'm gonna need you to
- put all the cash in a bag.
- 964
- 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,780
- - Okay.
- - TAMMY: Hey, you. Get out here.
- 965
- 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,020
- Keep your hands where I can see them.
- 966
- 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,580
- Hey, just make it...
- I only need 1600, really.
- 967
- 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,620
- - You don't want all of it?
- - TAMMY: No, just 1600.
- 968
- 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,380
- My grandma's still got 1400.
- 969
- 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,740
- - Just make it 1650. Round up.
- - Okay.
- 970
- 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,940
- TAMMY: You, give me some pies.
- Give me some of the good pies. Hey!
- 971
- 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,340
- - What?
- - TAMMY: Jesus.
- 972
- 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,780
- I said, give me some of those pies.
- 973
- 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:15,020
- Take them from the back so they're fresh.
- All right, you, go to the other register.
- 974
- 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,060
- - Get the higher bills. Go.
- - BECKY: Okay, okay.
- 975
- 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,740
- TAMMY: Reach to the back, man.
- 976
- 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,322
- Don't give me shitty pies.
- You'll regret it.
- 977
- 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,122
- No screwing around.
- 978
- 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,900
- I got you both covered. All right?
- 979
- 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,220
- But excuse me.
- That's your finger, though.
- 980
- 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,500
- TAMMY: Is it? Is that just my finger?
- 981
- 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,620
- I'm not sure. Is it?
- 982
- 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,980
- TAMMY: Shut up.
- 983
- 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,020
- I would... For your
- own sake, don't get sassy.
- 984
- 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,060
- - Okay. Sorry. Yeah.
- - TAMMY: Okay?
- 985
- 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,020
- - Just get pie. You want some pies?
- - I like pie.
- 986
- 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,820
- TAMMY: Well, get a pie out
- for you, get a pie out for...
- 987
- 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,300
- If you change your attitude,
- I'd like to give you some pies. On me.
- 988
- 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,340
- No, thanks. I don't care for them.
- 989
- 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,180
- TAMMY: Goddamn it.
- What did we just talk about?
- 990
- 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,620
- I have a gun on you.
- I offered you pie.
- 991
- 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:02,380
- He likes pies.
- He's got a gun to his face.
- 992
- 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,020
- Anything I say, he's gonna like.
- I ask you. You want some pies?
- 993
- 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,980
- I like pies.
- 994
- 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,140
- TAMMY: Come on,
- that's what I'm talking about.
- 995
- 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,380
- I feel like we're
- getting somewhere...
- 996
- 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,780
- and under different circumstances
- this would probably work out.
- 997
- 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,740
- We'd probably be, you know, good pals.
- Like, see movies and, you know.
- 998
- 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,140
- - Yeah.
- - TAMMY: Like, find a hot tub or...
- 999
- 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,563
- I have one at my apartment complex.
- 1000
- 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,300
- TAMMY: Oh, man.
- 1001
- 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,500
- Okay. That would be...
- 1002
- 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,731
- Fingers crossed we meet up again.
- 1003
- 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,620
- - Yeah.
- - TAMMY: All right.
- 1004
- 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,900
- Put a stack of pies
- for her, a stack for me.
- 1005
- 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,860
- - I think this is all of it.
- - TAMMY: Just get over there.
- 1006
- 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,647
- - Go. Don't walk right toward the gun.
- - Sorry.
- 1007
- 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,540
- TAMMY:
- Put pies in there. Put them in.
- 1008
- 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,740
- Don't creep up on me like that.
- 1009
- 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,620
- Larry, seriously.
- 1010
- 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,900
- - You like apple?
- - TAMMY: I do like apple.
- 1011
- 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,580
- But don't make me... I don't wanna
- have to choose between you.
- 1012
- 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,180
- Choose Larry.
- 1013
- 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,140
- TAMMY: Larry, she's telling
- me to take you out.
- 1014
- 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,740
- It's just, you're so
- much older, you know?
- 1015
- 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,380
- - TAMMY: Oh, my gosh.
- - I'm a veteran.
- 1016
- 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,020
- - TAMMY: That's amazing.
- - BECKY: Yeah.
- 1017
- 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,260
- TAMMY: I'm gonna have
- to put you in the cooler.
- 1018
- 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,540
- Come on, let's go.
- Today. Get your pies.
- 1019
- 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,900
- Let's go.
- 1020
- 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,927
- Larry, it's a real honor.
- I wanna thank you for your service.
- 1021
- 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,500
- Here.
- 1022
- 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,980
- Don't know if it's a blanket or
- a towel, but it'll keep you warm.
- 1023
- 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:26,405
- I'll call the cops in 10 minutes
- and let them know you're in here.
- 1024
- 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,885
- Damn it.
- 1025
- 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,330
- Shit. Come on.
- 1026
- 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,804
- Oh...
- 1027
- 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,810
- Come on.
- 1028
- 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:17,380
- Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 1029
- 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,980
- Oh.
- 1030
- 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,300
- Ow.
- 1031
- 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,848
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- 1032
- 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,100
- Where do I go to bail somebody out?
- 1033
- 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,806
- - CARTY: Name?
- - PEARL: Tammy?
- 1034
- 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,850
- - Where have you been?
- - What?
- 1035
- 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,420
- - Uh, never mind. Yeah.
- - Okay.
- 1036
- 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,001
- Let's go.
- 1037
- 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,700
- - Well, slow down, slow down.
- - Okay, I'm sorry. Okay?
- 1038
- 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,220
- How did you even get out?
- 1039
- 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,500
- Well, I called Earl...
- 1040
- 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,460
- and he very generously had Bobby
- wire the bail money to the station.
- 1041
- 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,610
- - Really?
- - Mm-hm.
- 1042
- 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,380
- What are you doing with oxy?
- I mean, whose pills are those?
- 1043
- 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,580
- Well, they're mine.
- My foot was hurting...
- 1044
- 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:11,340
- and my pills weren't working, so I
- asked the Robinson boy if he had any.
- 1045
- 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,980
- - Eugene? Eugene's a drug dealer.
- - PEARL: Uh-huh.
- 1046
- 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,740
- Oh, no.
- 1047
- 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,580
- Yeah, he stands on the street and
- sells drugs in little sandwich bags.
- 1048
- 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,020
- - Did you think he was a pharmacist?
- - PEARL: He's organized.
- 1049
- 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,700
- TAMMY: Yeah, so was Hitler.
- 1050
- 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,220
- MAN (ON TV): --courthouse grounds
- over the next two years...
- 1051
- 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,300
- and upgrade those grounds throughout.
- 1052
- 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,580
- In other news, there was a robbery
- at the Oaktree Topperjack's.
- 1053
- 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,620
- Two employees were held at gunpoint.
- Michelle Li joining us live at the scene.
- 1054
- 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,780
- Oh, shit.
- 1055
- 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,940
- Authorities are describing this
- person as 5'2", white, female.
- 1056
- 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,540
- The robber had a navy T-shirt featuring
- a bear with "Mahalo" written on it.
- 1057
- 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,460
- The robber was last seen driving...
- 1058
- 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,460
- an older-model Cadillac,
- hauling a Jet Ski.
- 1059
- 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,060
- The suspect made off with $1600...
- 1060
- 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,325
- - That's quite a coincidence. Huh?
- - LI: ...and 13 signature pies.
- 1061
- 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,580
- Yeah, and she was super bossy.
- 1062
- 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,340
- But she did give us pies,
- so that was cool.
- 1063
- 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,490
- LI: We're certainly
- glad that you're sa...
- 1064
- 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,140
- What have you done?
- 1065
- 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,610
- Sit down. Right now. Sit down.
- 1066
- 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,564
- Well?
- 1067
- 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,340
- - Well, your feet were really puffy...
- - Yeah.
- 1068
- 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:23,060
- ...and they looked really messed up.
- 1069
- 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:27,724
- I didn't know how else to
- get that kind of money.
- 1070
- 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,460
- And I was afraid if I didn't
- get you out of there...
- 1071
- 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:34,726
- something bad was
- gonna happen to you.
- 1072
- 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:39,450
- And I just always screw stuff up,
- and I didn't wanna...
- 1073
- 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,220
- - I didn't wanna screw that up.
- - Oh, sweetie.
- 1074
- 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,140
- My sweet, sweet, sweet girl. Oh.
- 1075
- 00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,005
- I'm sorry.
- 1076
- 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,620
- Look at me. You have to
- take that money back.
- 1077
- 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,408
- If you don't take it back,
- I'm gonna turn you in myself.
- 1078
- 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,321
- You gotta take the money back.
- 1079
- 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,689
- You gotta take the pies back.
- 1080
- 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,820
- All right?
- 1081
- 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,980
- I can't really take
- all the pies back.
- 1082
- 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,740
- Why not?
- 1083
- 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,420
- Oh, okay.
- 1084
- 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,208
- - I kind of got into them.
- - Okay.
- 1085
- 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,008
- You're more bad-ass
- than I ever thought.
- 1086
- 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,580
- I think you take after
- your grandma after all.
- 1087
- 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,570
- Hmm?
- 1088
- 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,660
- All right.
- 1089
- 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,260
- - We'll fix it tomorrow.
- - Yeah.
- 1090
- 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,489
- We'll fix it.
- 1091
- 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,140
- - I'm not.
- - Yes, you are.
- 1092
- 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,220
- - I'm not wearing it.
- - I just made it for you.
- 1093
- 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,260
- It's full of grease. Look at this.
- 1094
- 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:48,460
- - Can you put it on before someone sees us?
- - You realize how much it clogs your veins...
- 1095
- 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,780
- - TAMMY: Put it on. You're killing me.
- - All right.
- 1096
- 00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,740
- TAMMY:
- You have to argue about everything.
- 1097
- 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,368
- PEARL:
- Oh, that's kind of calming, actually.
- 1098
- 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,940
- Just throw the money through the
- window and we'll get out of here.
- 1099
- 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,569
- TAMMY: All right. Fine. Here we go.
- 1100
- 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,380
- (SCREAMS)
- 1101
- 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:11,100
- - TAMMY: Oh, God. No, I'm returning it.
- - PEARL: She's returning the money.
- 1102
- 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,340
- - TAMMY: I'm returning the money to you.
- - I'm calling the police.
- 1103
- 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,060
- Oh, no. We're gonna need more pies.
- 1104
- 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,820
- TAMMY: I'm not robbing you.
- I'm giving it back.
- 1105
- 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,740
- God, stop freaking out. Stop crying.
- 1106
- 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,500
- I'm returning this to you.
- 1107
- 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,561
- PEARL: Listen carefully.
- Keep the car running.
- 1108
- 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,620
- No, just relax. It's okay.
- Everything's normal. It's cool.
- 1109
- 01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:41,180
- My, uh, bandit partner, she just
- accidentally robbed you last night.
- 1110
- 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,740
- She didn't really mean it.
- 1111
- 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,460
- And here's the money back.
- No hard feelings.
- 1112
- 01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,166
- Are you the grandma?
- 1113
- 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,180
- PEARL: Look right here.
- 1114
- 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,889
- None of this happened.
- None of this happened.
- 1115
- 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,980
- Just relax. None of this happened.
- 1116
- 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,940
- Oh. What are you doing?
- 1117
- 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,900
- - TAMMY: You said "Come a-running."
- - PEARL: I said "Keep the car running."
- 1118
- 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,940
- - TAMMY: You need to be more articulate.
- - PEARL: I have a bag on my head.
- 1119
- 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:10,660
- And by the way, why does mine have no
- expression and yours has a smiley face?
- 1120
- 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,980
- TAMMY: It's not smiling.
- I'm showing tiger teeth.
- 1121
- 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,340
- PEARL: Oh, I thought it was
- a mustache and a smile.
- 1122
- 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,140
- - TAMMY: Just go. Go, go.
- - PEARL: Come on, let's get out of here.
- 1123
- 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,722
- TAMMY: Don't be a hero!
- 1124
- 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,340
- - Hey.
- - TAMMY: Hey. Where's Larry?
- 1125
- 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,900
- - He has the day off. He's pretty shaken up.
- - TAMMY: Oh.
- 1126
- 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,300
- Just tell him hi.
- 1127
- 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,881
- Okay.
- 1128
- 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,180
- TAMMY:
- Watch the curb, watch the curb.
- 1129
- 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,980
- (KATHLEEN SOBBING)
- 1130
- 01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,100
- Oh, Jesus, she's crying up a storm.
- Somebody go hug her.
- 1131
- 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,940
- It's okay, Kathleen.
- 1132
- 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,442
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- 1133
- 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,329
- TAMMY: Oh, my God! Ha-ha-ha.
- 1134
- 01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,442
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- 1135
- 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,980
- Niagara Falls, here we come!
- 1136
- 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,700
- Not in this car. We're gonna go
- down straight and then take a right.
- 1137
- 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,884
- - What?
- - Yeah.
- 1138
- 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,860
- PEARL: Oh, Lenore.
- 1139
- 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,660
- - Hey.
- - Hey. It's been too long.
- 1140
- 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,900
- PEARL:
- Too long. Sweetie, you look so great.
- 1141
- 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,900
- Aw. It's great to see you.
- 1142
- 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,700
- - PEARL: Come here.
- - Aw. Is this little Tammy?
- 1143
- 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,220
- Look at you.
- 1144
- 01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:34,220
- Oh. Darling, last time I saw you,
- you were knee-high to a grasshopper.
- 1145
- 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,940
- - Yeah, I'm taller.
- - LENORE: Yes, you are.
- 1146
- 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,100
- - You don't remember me, do you?
- - No, I do.
- 1147
- 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,500
- - You wanna see some ID? Family album?
- - TAMMY: Ha, ha.
- 1148
- 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,540
- - She got a sense of humor?
- - Yes. Sometimes.
- 1149
- 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,420
- - Oh, darling. How's your mom?
- - TAMMY: Good, I think.
- 1150
- 01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,460
- You know, not real thrilled
- with us at the moment.
- 1151
- 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,420
- Yeah, Pearly filled me in.
- 1152
- 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,380
- You knocked over a Topperjack's?
- 1153
- 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,940
- - Grandma.
- - Lenore's cool.
- 1154
- 01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,046
- That the vehicle you
- perpetrated your crime with?
- 1155
- 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,900
- - TAMMY: Yeah.
- - LENORE: Okay.
- 1156
- 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,260
- This is what we're gonna do.
- Get in there and take everything out.
- 1157
- 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,980
- Clean everything out of it,
- all the evidence, okay?
- 1158
- 01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,340
- You're on the lam.
- 1159
- 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,260
- You're a fugitive from justice.
- Think about it that way.
- 1160
- 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,300
- - Jesus.
- - And we'll pull that trailer off.
- 1161
- 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,580
- - And I'll pop those plates, okay?
- - Okay, what do you want me to do?
- 1162
- 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,460
- Oh, honey, why don't you hunker on back
- down there in that RV, put your feet up?
- 1163
- 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,500
- - I got this covered.
- - Okay.
- 1164
- 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,740
- - Alrighty.
- - All right.
- 1165
- 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,241
- Ow.
- 1166
- 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,260
- Four dollars a gallon.
- 1167
- 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,460
- Thanks, Obamacare. Ugh.
- 1168
- 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,260
- - I don't think this is such a good idea.
- - LENORE: I do.
- 1169
- 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,860
- You wanna go to prison
- for robbing a store?
- 1170
- 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,260
- Well, I returned the money.
- 1171
- 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,060
- Well, I'm not a lawyer...
- 1172
- 01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:47,860
- but I don't think you want the
- police getting ahold of this car.
- 1173
- 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,805
- (GRUNTS)
- 1174
- 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,684
- TAMMY: Shit.
- 1175
- 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,340
- I wouldn't stand there if I was you.
- 1176
- 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,460
- Oh, man.
- 1177
- 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,140
- (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
- 1178
- 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,820
- Oh, my God.
- 1179
- 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,288
- - LENORE: Buckle up.
- - Oh, my God.
- 1180
- 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,089
- Oh, holy shit.
- 1181
- 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:43,282
- Oh, I am so happy
- every time I come here.
- 1182
- 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,100
- Susanne.
- 1183
- 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,660
- - Hi.
- - Hi, Pearly.
- 1184
- 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,340
- PEARL: Oh, it's so good to see you.
- 1185
- 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,140
- So good to see you.
- 1186
- 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,340
- Isn't that precious?
- 1187
- 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,500
- Yes, I do remember you.
- 1188
- 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,500
- SUSANNE: Hey, Tammy.
- I haven't seen you in ages.
- 1189
- 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,540
- - Welcome, welcome.
- - Thanks.
- 1190
- 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,140
- - Holy shit, you guys are loaded.
- - Tammy, that is so rude.
- 1191
- 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:05,860
- Oh, what? This is like
- Falcon Crest shit and stuff.
- 1192
- 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,780
- I thought you owned a pet food store.
- 1193
- 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,980
- Yeah, well, I own 22 of them.
- 1194
- 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,300
- - No.
- - Yeah.
- 1195
- 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,780
- - Wasn't it, like, Martha's or Mabel's?
- - Merlin's.
- 1196
- 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,380
- - TAMMY: Why Merlin's?
- - Because I dig wizards, man.
- 1197
- 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,380
- - Oh, my God, I do too. I love wizards.
- - Get out of town.
- 1198
- 01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,460
- I like them because they can
- blow shit up with their fingers.
- 1199
- 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:27,140
- SUSANNE: Tammy, have you ever been
- to a lesbian Fourth of July party?
- 1200
- 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,530
- - TAMMY: Not that I know of.
- - SUSANNE: Well, they are fun. Come on, Penny.
- 1201
- 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,180
- LENORE: So let's hear
- this again. I'm fascinated.
- 1202
- 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,900
- I just... I meant it...
- 1203
- 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,820
- I meant it as a compliment.
- I said you were super hot.
- 1204
- 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,700
- You know what I mean.
- 1205
- 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,900
- When I think of what
- a lesbian looks like...
- 1206
- 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,529
- - I think of somebody who looks more like...
- - Like me?
- 1207
- 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,340
- - Ha, ha.
- - Personally, I prefer the term "labisian."
- 1208
- 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:52,980
- (ALL CHUCKLE)
- 1209
- 01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,540
- - We should talk about that shirt.
- - Yeah, okay.
- 1210
- 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,820
- - I love this shirt.
- - I know, but it's time to give it a little break.
- 1211
- 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,140
- - What are we gonna do for the party?
- - Please don't wear that shirt to the party.
- 1212
- 01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,980
- Uh-oh. You're gonna doll me up...
- 1213
- 01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:07,580
- and then I'm gonna have to be beating
- the ladies off with a lesbian stick.
- 1214
- 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,969
- (LAUGHING)
- 1215
- 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:15,249
- (OVER SPEAKERS) This is the time
- 1216
- 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,243
- This is the time
- Now it's time to go
- 1217
- 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:24,060
- PEARL: Mm. There you are.
- Look at you. Oh, my gosh. Wow.
- 1218
- 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,660
- You look so softened.
- 1219
- 01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:30,540
- Oh. I don't know. Susanne made
- me put on Lenore's shirt.
- 1220
- 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,100
- It actually looks
- better on you than her.
- 1221
- 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,046
- Look at you. Oh, my gosh.
- 1222
- 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,445
- So nice.
- 1223
- 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,780
- Well, thanks.
- 1224
- 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,500
- Hey, I don't wanna be a bummer...
- 1225
- 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,980
- but I just wanna say something
- in a super-loving way...
- 1226
- 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,448
- but could you not get
- shithouse tonight?
- 1227
- 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:53,367
- Oh. Sure. Easy-peasy.
- 1228
- 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,420
- - I mean it.
- - PEARL: Okay.
- 1229
- 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,460
- - So you wanna dance?
- - No, they'll probably think we're a couple.
- 1230
- 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,100
- - Oh, it's too late for that. Ha, ha. Come on.
- - TAMMY: Ha, ha.
- 1231
- 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,460
- - Look at you. I love it.
- - Really?
- 1232
- 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,962
- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
- 1233
- 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,020
- (OVER SPEAKERS) I can't do nothin, girl
- Without somebody gawkin'
- 1234
- 01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:15,220
- I used to think that it was me
- But now I see it wasn't
- 1235
- 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:18,166
- (WHISPERS) Pearly! Pearly! Pearly!
- 1236
- 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,940
- - Oh, I need your help with something.
- - Is something hurting?
- 1237
- 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,140
- No, no, no. Oh, my gosh,
- you're a little sweaty, huh?
- 1238
- 01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:28,020
- - I'm killing it on the dance floor.
- - I know, you're dancing hard.
- 1239
- 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,522
- Well, let's just try to glow less.
- 1240
- 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,860
- (IN NORMAL VOICE)
- Cool off. Oh, my goodness.
- 1241
- 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,362
- Look who it is.
- 1242
- 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,020
- Hey, Tammy.
- 1243
- 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,820
- - What are you guys doing here?
- - Pearl invited us.
- 1244
- 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:44,500
- Pearly, where's the dance floor
- and the bar? Not in that order.
- 1245
- 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,380
- - PEARL: This way, baby.
- - TAMMY: Grandma.
- 1246
- 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,565
- - Sweetie, have fun. Bye.
- - See you later, son.
- 1247
- 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,500
- Well, that was fast.
- 1248
- 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,980
- I gotta say, your mom and dad have
- gotta have a real weird setup...
- 1249
- 01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,323
- - ...because I don't get it.
- - Heh.
- 1250
- 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,620
- They've actually been
- separated for a long time.
- 1251
- 01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:05,940
- And she's been sick
- for quite a while...
- 1252
- 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,860
- and he still takes care of her...
- 1253
- 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,140
- so it's kind of complicated.
- 1254
- 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,860
- Yeah. It's probably complicated.
- 1255
- 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:18,081
- - Anyway...
- - Kind of spiffed up, aren't you?
- 1256
- 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:22,260
- I just put on, like,
- a shirt and pants. I'm not...
- 1257
- 01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,100
- Maybe a little aftershave?
- 1258
- 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,100
- Is that what I'm kind of smelling?
- 1259
- 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,340
- I put on some cologne.
- 1260
- 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:34,260
- - You put on man perfume to come and see me?
- - No, I didn't put on ma...
- 1261
- 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:35,580
- TAMMY: Hmm? Ha, ha.
- 1262
- 01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,220
- - I think you did.
- - BOBBY: Come on. I'm gonna get you a drink.
- 1263
- 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:41,660
- It's kind of a vanilla.
- Like a little...
- 1264
- 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,820
- It's not vanilla, it's regular.
- It's just...
- 1265
- 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,460
- - TAMMY: I don't know.
- - Come on.
- 1266
- 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,380
- I know. I know what it is.
- You smell like a cookie.
- 1267
- 01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:50,140
- Shut up. I don't smell like a cookie.
- 1268
- 01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:51,780
- - TAMMY: I think you do.
- - BOBBY: Come on.
- 1269
- 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,780
- (OVER SPEAKERS)
- Now you shouldn't even get into
- 1270
- 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,700
- Yeah. Oh.
- 1271
- 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,900
- Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
- 1272
- 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,209
- Yeah.
- 1273
- 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,060
- (KOOL & THE GANG'S "GET DOWN
- ON IT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
- 1274
- 01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:07,580
- (BOBBY CHUCKLING)
- 1275
- 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,740
- How you gonna do it
- If you really don't wanna dance?
- 1276
- 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,540
- - Does that smell weird?
- - No.
- 1277
- 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,740
- (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
- 1278
- 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,140
- - I told you.
- - Oh! You made me smell it.
- 1279
- 01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,820
- - I told you.
- - Why did I do that?
- 1280
- 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,780
- Because I told you, if somebody
- says, "Does this smell weird?"...
- 1281
- 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:23,500
- - I don't wanna hit anybody.
- - What was that?
- 1282
- 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:26,380
- It's a dog cookie. Ha, ha.
- I mean, a dog biscuit.
- 1283
- 01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:29,100
- You tricked me, Tammy.
- 1284
- 01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,284
- It's because I'm tricky.
- 1285
- 01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:35,740
- I actually don't think you're tricky.
- You're kind of a straightforward person.
- 1286
- 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,820
- It's one of the things
- I like about you a lot.
- 1287
- 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,765
- Oh.
- 1288
- 01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,140
- Thanks for bailing my grandma out.
- 1289
- 01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:54,780
- It was really nice.
- 1290
- 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,681
- Of course. But, I mean,
- anybody would have done it.
- 1291
- 01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,780
- No, not really.
- 1292
- 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,940
- They wouldn't have. So it was...
- 1293
- 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,646
- Thanks.
- 1294
- 01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,489
- Thanks.
- 1295
- 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,485
- Well, I'm glad I could help.
- 1296
- 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,180
- I like your hair like this,
- by the way. It's nice.
- 1297
- 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,100
- I don't know. Susanne did
- this weird clampy thing.
- 1298
- 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,940
- No, it's pretty.
- 1299
- 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,540
- You look really pretty.
- 1300
- 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,371
- Thanks.
- 1301
- 01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:36,291
- I know this is stupid,
- but I'm still married.
- 1302
- 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:42,084
- And it's a shitty marriage...
- 1303
- 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,420
- and it's over, but it
- wasn't all Greg's fault.
- 1304
- 01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,002
- I was kind of an awful wife.
- 1305
- 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:54,420
- - You know, I just don't wanna add to the...
- - No, it's okay.
- 1306
- 01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,940
- - It's, you know... I'm sorry.
- - No. Don't.
- 1307
- 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,420
- You're right. I didn't
- mean to, you know...
- 1308
- 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,331
- Anyway.
- 1309
- 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,460
- You know, I get it.
- 1310
- 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:09,860
- You know, you get a little taste
- of Tammy, and then you...
- 1311
- 01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:12,660
- kind of come clamoring back for more.
- 1312
- 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,860
- - You get it? Really? Ha, ha.
- - Yeah.
- 1313
- 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,011
- I'm like a Cheeto.
- You can't eat just one.
- 1314
- 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,180
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- 1315
- 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,140
- Tammy, that's Lay's potato chips.
- That's not Cheetos.
- 1316
- 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,780
- No, not for me. I love a Cheeto.
- 1317
- 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,740
- Tammy, Bobby. Come on, you two.
- 1318
- 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,140
- You're gonna wanna see this. Come on.
- 1319
- 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:32,020
- - Oh, all right.
- - Okay.
- 1320
- 01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,460
- - SUSANNE: Come on. Chop-chop.
- - TAMMY: We're coming.
- 1321
- 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,700
- Get your asses down here.
- 1322
- 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,780
- TAMMY: Hey, what did
- you do with the Jet Ski?
- 1323
- 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,020
- LENORE: Viking burial. It's trashed.
- 1324
- 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,700
- Viking burial.
- 1325
- 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,220
- ALL: Viking burial!
- 1326
- 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,405
- (CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
- 1327
- 01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:55,500
- Okay. Would you like to do
- the honors? It's your craft.
- 1328
- 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,140
- Yeah, but you love
- blowing shit up, so...
- 1329
- 01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,860
- Yeah, I do. God help me,
- I do so love it.
- 1330
- 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,220
- - Go, baby.
- - Get on, Lenore.
- 1331
- 01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,820
- The tribe has spoken.
- 1332
- 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,180
- Although we did not
- have the opportunity...
- 1333
- 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,940
- to feel your mighty engines
- thrum between our thighs...
- 1334
- 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,540
- we salute your watery prowess...
- 1335
- 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,441
- and we commend
- your spirit to Valhalla.
- 1336
- 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,180
- - Valhalla!
- - ALL: Valhalla!
- 1337
- 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,780
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 1338
- 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,740
- SUSANNE:
- Go, baby. Go, baby. Go, baby.
- 1339
- 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,287
- (ALL CHEERING)
- 1340
- 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,860
- - LENORE: Viking burial!
- - TAMMY: Viking!
- 1341
- 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,761
- Viking burial!
- 1342
- 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:43,580
- PEARL:
- Oh, lesbians! Attention, everybody.
- 1343
- 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,100
- - Oh, shit, Grandma.
- - PEARL: Hi, my name is Pearl Baizen.
- 1344
- 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:47,420
- Excuse me.
- 1345
- 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:52,209
- And I wanna take this opportunity
- to thank my cousin Lenore...
- 1346
- 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:56,260
- and the beautiful Susanne
- for this kick-ass party.
- 1347
- 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:59,540
- Yeah! Yeah.
- 1348
- 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,060
- Mm, mm, mm.
- 1349
- 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,580
- And I just wanna say
- happy Fourth of July!
- 1350
- 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,420
- (PEARL & CROWD CHEERING)
- 1351
- 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,220
- Amen, Pearl. Amen.
- 1352
- 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,860
- All right, enough of that.
- Seriously, folks.
- 1353
- 01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,900
- I wanna give a little
- birthday gift to America.
- 1354
- 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,529
- I don't know how old America is
- right now, but I just wanna say...
- 1355
- 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,540
- happy birthday, America.
- 1356
- 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,220
- - Beep.
- - Shit.
- 1357
- 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:24,940
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- 1358
- 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,602
- - WOMAN: Do it again!
- - Yes.
- 1359
- 01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:32,180
- - Those are beauties. Really beauties.
- - TAMMY: Let's go. You're done.
- 1360
- 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,540
- You're done. You're drunk.
- 1361
- 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,460
- What the fuck did you do?
- Go get me another drink right now.
- 1362
- 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,260
- You said you weren't gonna drink.
- 1363
- 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,660
- I said I wasn't gonna drink.
- Get me a drink. Come on.
- 1364
- 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,580
- May I introduce my granddaughter,
- Hamburger? What are you doing?
- 1365
- 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:48,380
- Cheeseburger, sorry.
- She's actually Cheeseburger.
- 1366
- 01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,260
- Hey, hey, hey. What? What?
- 1367
- 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,220
- - Don't tell me what to do.
- - Just get off the...
- 1368
- 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:56,087
- I don't want some fat loser
- telling me what to do.
- 1369
- 01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:00,220
- You're just being an asshole because
- you're drunk, and it's not okay.
- 1370
- 01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,780
- Hey, we're all drunk, Tammy.
- 1371
- 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,260
- - She didn't mean anything by it.
- - I absolutely do mean it.
- 1372
- 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,860
- I totally understand.
- I don't blame Greg.
- 1373
- 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:10,300
- I would leave her too. I mean,
- I wouldn't want anything to do with her.
- 1374
- 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:13,420
- Look at her. Come on,
- everybody, people. Oh...
- 1375
- 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,651
- Look at that. Ugh. What?
- 1376
- 01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:18,940
- What?
- 1377
- 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:22,171
- At least I didn't try to fuck
- my daughter's husband.
- 1378
- 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,180
- - How'd you know about that?
- - TAMMY: Fuck you.
- 1379
- 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:26,681
- What?
- 1380
- 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,060
- - Always something with her.
- - TAMMY: You fucking drunk.
- 1381
- 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:33,020
- - LENORE: Okay. We're having fun.
- - All right, let's get the party going.
- 1382
- 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:36,020
- - Why's everybody being so quiet?
- - LENORE: We gotta go. Here we go.
- 1383
- 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,780
- What? What? All right.
- What did I say? What did I say?
- 1384
- 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:42,700
- Thank you, Sanne, everybody. Whoa.
- 1385
- 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,281
- (PEARL LAUGHS)
- 1386
- 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,220
- LENORE: There you are.
- 1387
- 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:53,247
- I've been looking all
- over creation for you.
- 1388
- 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,840
- Quite a show you two put on.
- 1389
- 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,660
- I didn't start anything.
- 1390
- 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:06,289
- Well, you sure finished it,
- though, didn't you?
- 1391
- 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,180
- What was I supposed to do? Just stand
- there while she said shitty things to me?
- 1392
- 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:14,570
- - It's not fair.
- - What the hell does fair have to do with it?
- 1393
- 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,700
- I got a big news flash
- for you, Tammy.
- 1394
- 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:20,620
- Life isn't fair. You're gonna have to scrape
- and claw for everything you want...
- 1395
- 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,500
- just like the rest of us.
- 1396
- 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:26,980
- You know, for years you've been bellyaching
- and complaining about how your life sucks...
- 1397
- 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:30,060
- but you haven't done one
- single thing to make it better.
- 1398
- 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,060
- It isn't magic, you know.
- 1399
- 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,340
- You can't just bitch and moan
- and expect shit to change.
- 1400
- 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,700
- You think this house just
- fell on my head one day?
- 1401
- 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,980
- I had to work hard.
- 1402
- 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:44,180
- You know, gay hasn't always
- been in fashion, my friend.
- 1403
- 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,603
- Susanne and I...
- 1404
- 01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:52,490
- If you had any idea how
- hard we had to work...
- 1405
- 01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:57,889
- We didn't have anything handed to us.
- 1406
- 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:02,008
- You need to grow up, honey.
- 1407
- 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,060
- You don't know anything about me.
- 1408
- 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,483
- You're not that mysterious.
- 1409
- 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:09,500
- Dogs are mysterious.
- 1410
- 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,860
- Ooh. Cats.
- 1411
- 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,260
- Birds.
- 1412
- 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,762
- Fish. Fish are the most mysterious.
- 1413
- 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:18,602
- And I've made a mint,
- thank you, Jesus.
- 1414
- 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,804
- But we're not mysterious.
- 1415
- 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,460
- Look, you know...
- 1416
- 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:28,260
- she shouldn't have said all those
- ugly things. I agree with you.
- 1417
- 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,380
- But she's drunk.
- 1418
- 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,620
- She won't remember it tomorrow.
- 1419
- 01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,220
- Yeah, she's always drunk.
- 1420
- 01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,245
- She's an alcoholic, Tammy.
- 1421
- 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,180
- She's sick.
- 1422
- 01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:41,300
- You need to focus on getting
- your shit together.
- 1423
- 01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:47,204
- Why don't you figure out what it is that
- you really want and just go after it?
- 1424
- 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,723
- Maybe you can help her out.
- 1425
- 01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,900
- I'm gonna go blow up some fireworks.
- 1426
- 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,481
- (LENORE CLICKS TONGUE)
- 1427
- 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,260
- (SINGING) Suzanne
- 1428
- 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:07,220
- Takes you down to
- that place by the river
- 1429
- 01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,768
- Suzanne
- 1430
- 01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,340
- - BOBBY: Hey.
- - Oh!
- 1431
- 01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:18,900
- - Oh, God.
- - Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
- 1432
- 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:23,820
- - Why you coming at me, like, out of the dark?
- - I was... I'm sorry, I was just checking on you.
- 1433
- 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,060
- It looked like you were
- having a hard time out there.
- 1434
- 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,340
- Oh.
- 1435
- 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:31,020
- She kind of told me I was an asshole
- and to get my shit together.
- 1436
- 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,660
- Jesus, that's a little harsh.
- 1437
- 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,420
- I'm not so sure that
- she wasn't right.
- 1438
- 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:40,740
- Can't exactly keep complaining about
- my life and not doing anything about it.
- 1439
- 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,740
- Yeah, but you had a hard night
- with your grandma and everything.
- 1440
- 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,940
- - Yeah, that was great.
- - Yeah.
- 1441
- 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:51,780
- Heh. I don't know. I'm the one that let her
- walk off to the bar with Earl. I don't know.
- 1442
- 01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:55,020
- I shouldn't have brought
- Earl here. I knew it.
- 1443
- 01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:56,760
- But I wanted to see you.
- 1444
- 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:01,807
- Heh. Yeah, because
- I'm such a great catch.
- 1445
- 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,580
- No, it's not that you're a catch.
- 1446
- 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,740
- I mean, I'm not saying
- you're not a catch.
- 1447
- 01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:10,300
- Just, you know, my life's boring,
- and you're a very not-boring person.
- 1448
- 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,980
- And, you know, I... it's...
- 1449
- 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:17,700
- Wow. You're kind of super
- bad at compliments.
- 1450
- 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,780
- Like, it's kind of amazing, really.
- 1451
- 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:26,860
- I'm doing my best, but I
- think you know what I meant.
- 1452
- 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,646
- I know what you meant.
- 1453
- 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:35,220
- I don't know. I don't
- really think that now...
- 1454
- 01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:40,380
- is kind of a great moment for
- either one of... You know.
- 1455
- 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:43,780
- You've got your dad
- you're chasing after.
- 1456
- 01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:46,362
- And I don't even have a car...
- 1457
- 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:50,328
- or, you know, a job.
- 1458
- 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,820
- You know, I don't think...
- 1459
- 01:18:55,920 --> 01:19:00,500
- that putting two messes
- together is gonna somehow...
- 1460
- 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,162
- make an unmess, you know?
- 1461
- 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,728
- I guess I just think you're wrong.
- 1462
- 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:11,700
- Probably.
- 1463
- 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,646
- I usually am.
- 1464
- 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,020
- Well...
- 1465
- 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,300
- I should probably get out of here...
- 1466
- 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,340
- because my dad is now starting...
- 1467
- 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:26,127
- to flash his breasts to the lesbians.
- 1468
- 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:30,540
- Huh. Oh, God. Yeah.
- 1469
- 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:35,250
- - That's probably your cue.
- - So... Yeah.
- 1470
- 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:39,880
- - I guess we're goodbye-ing again.
- - Yeah.
- 1471
- 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,460
- (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
- 1472
- 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,700
- - Just wanted to mix things up a little.
- - BOBBY: All right.
- 1473
- 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,202
- (FIREWORKS POPPING)
- 1474
- 01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:53,528
- I still think you're wrong,
- I gotta say.
- 1475
- 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:59,570
- I can't hear you.
- Lenore's blowing shit up.
- 1476
- 01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:02,602
- (CROWD CHATTERING)
- 1477
- 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,260
- - Morning.
- - Morning.
- 1478
- 01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:17,740
- Morning.
- 1479
- 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,380
- Quite a party, huh?
- 1480
- 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,220
- 'Twas, indeed.
- 1481
- 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:23,380
- Oh. I'll get in on that.
- 1482
- 01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:25,540
- Thanks for the
- ass-kicking last night.
- 1483
- 01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,530
- No problemo.
- 1484
- 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,602
- - Where's Grandma?
- - LENORE: Outside.
- 1485
- 01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:34,642
- Maybe I'll bring her a cup.
- 1486
- 01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,971
- Can we call a truce, or do we
- have to actually fistfight?
- 1487
- 01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:44,567
- Grandma, I brought you some coffee.
- 1488
- 01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,380
- Hey.
- 1489
- 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,689
- Hello?
- 1490
- 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,620
- Grandma, I brought you some coffee.
- 1491
- 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,884
- Grandma?
- 1492
- 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,980
- Grandma?
- 1493
- 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,323
- Grandma? Grandma.
- 1494
- 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,820
- Grandma. Grandma.
- 1495
- 01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,140
- Come on. Shit. Come on, wake up.
- 1496
- 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,260
- Grandma, wake up!
- 1497
- 01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,843
- Wake up! God.
- 1498
- 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,407
- I'm so sorry.
- 1499
- 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,443
- I'm so sorry.
- 1500
- 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,365
- Shit.
- 1501
- 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,804
- Hey!
- 1502
- 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,940
- - She's not breathing. She's dead.
- - LENORE: What?
- 1503
- 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:39,540
- - Oh, my God, what?
- - TAMMY: She's dead.
- 1504
- 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:41,020
- Oh, Robin, call 911.
- 1505
- 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:44,020
- - TAMMY: She's dead. She's not breathing at all.
- - You can't be serious.
- 1506
- 01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,220
- What's happened?
- 1507
- 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:47,980
- She's not breathing, and I
- just let her drink all night.
- 1508
- 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,860
- - LENORE: No, no, honey. It's not your fault.
- - TAMMY: It is my fault.
- 1509
- 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,620
- Tammy, it's not your fault.
- Oh, my God. What happened?
- 1510
- 01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:55,380
- (SCREAMING)
- 1511
- 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,450
- Pearl! Oh, my God!
- 1512
- 01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,860
- Oh, God! Oh, my God, Pearl!
- 1513
- 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,964
- Pearl!
- 1514
- 01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:06,380
- What the fuck?!
- 1515
- 01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:08,460
- - What the fuck?
- - What happened?
- 1516
- 01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:10,420
- LENORE: Go get her.
- 1517
- 01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:12,660
- - Oh, my God.
- - SUSANNE: She's not dead.
- 1518
- 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,060
- - TAMMY: on, my God.
- - PEARL: What?
- 1519
- 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,540
- - TAMMY: Sit. Okay, okay.
- - I think she passed out.
- 1520
- 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,660
- - TAMMY: What were you thinking?
- - What?
- 1521
- 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:22,700
- You weren't breathing.
- We all thought you were dead.
- 1522
- 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:26,300
- You are gonna clean your shit up.
- You're gonna stop all this drinking.
- 1523
- 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,380
- Do you hear me? You look terrible.
- 1524
- 01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:31,180
- Well, my feet...
- I don't feel so good.
- 1525
- 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,860
- Goddamn it, Pearly.
- 1526
- 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,761
- Nobody should die in a lawn chair.
- 1527
- 01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,580
- TAMMY: All right. All right,
- don't shake her, don't shake her.
- 1528
- 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:42,100
- Don't bounce her so much.
- 1529
- 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:45,100
- Remember, she's not taking all of her
- pills she's supposed to be taking.
- 1530
- 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,409
- EMT: Okay. Thank you, ma'am.
- 1531
- 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,540
- Did I flash my boobs last night?
- 1532
- 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,540
- - TAMMY: Yeah. You did.
- - Did I?
- 1533
- 01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:56,020
- Yeah. You were throwing
- them around last night.
- 1534
- 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:59,260
- Beep, boop. All the way. Yeah,
- Earl has them all over Facebook.
- 1535
- 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,260
- TAMMY: They look good. I mean...
- 1536
- 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,060
- Oh, my God.
- 1537
- 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,540
- Oh, my God, I was mean...
- 1538
- 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,804
- Oh, I was mean to you.
- 1539
- 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:11,740
- I called you Cheeseburger.
- Oh, my God.
- 1540
- 01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,860
- - It's okay.
- - SUSANNE: Pearly, we'll be right behind, okay?
- 1541
- 01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:16,820
- - TAMMY: It's okay. It's okay.
- - PEARL: Oh, no.
- 1542
- 01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,402
- - SUSANNE: We'll follow, okay?
- - TAMMY: Yeah.
- 1543
- 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:24,121
- Oh, shit.
- 1544
- 01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:26,820
- Hey, officers.
- 1545
- 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:30,220
- Ambulance got here first,
- but she's gonna be okay.
- 1546
- 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:33,100
- So don't worry about it.
- Thank you, though.
- 1547
- 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,700
- Ma'am, we got reports that someone was
- burning a Jet Ski on the lake last night.
- 1548
- 01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,620
- - You see anything?
- - Oh.
- 1549
- 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:43,820
- Uh, it's super uncool.
- I would never burn a watercraft.
- 1550
- 01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,340
- - Oh, no.
- - No.
- 1551
- 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,620
- No?
- 1552
- 01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:49,380
- We've also been tracking
- a 2004 Cadillac de Ville...
- 1553
- 01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:52,884
- towing a Jet Ski that was involved
- in a robbery. Anything on that?
- 1554
- 01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,220
- Uh...
- 1555
- 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,180
- You know, uh... Ooh, wow.
- 1556
- 01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:01,890
- That's a Hawaiian bear shirt.
- You don't see a lot of those around here.
- 1557
- 01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:04,620
- You probably see quite a few.
- 1558
- 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:06,540
- You're gonna have to
- come with us. Let's go.
- 1559
- 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,420
- - TAMMY: Oh. Come on, man.
- - Let's go, ma'am.
- 1560
- 01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:10,820
- Stand back, ladies. Right this way.
- 1561
- 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,500
- TAMMY: I'm going with...
- 1562
- 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,980
- - I bet you see a lot of bear shirts.
- - OFFICER: No, no, ma'am.
- 1563
- 01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:18,420
- - Constant.
- - OFFICER: Ma'am. Get...
- 1564
- 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,340
- - Are you serious?
- - TAMMY: Ow. There was a bee.
- 1565
- 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:22,780
- - There's no bees here, ma'am.
- - There was a bee.
- 1566
- 01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,884
- You can't run from the law.
- 1567
- 01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,740
- GUARD 1: Tammy Banks.
- 1568
- 01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,890
- GUARD 2: On the gate.
- 1569
- 01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:40,740
- See you later.
- 1570
- 01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:43,163
- I hope not.
- 1571
- 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,220
- Hey, Dad.
- 1572
- 01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,220
- Tammy. You rehabilitated?
- 1573
- 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:55,441
- - I guess.
- - Then let's go home.
- 1574
- 01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,300
- Wherever that is.
- 1575
- 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,420
- Yeah. I'm not too happy with Greg.
- 1576
- 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,340
- Yeah, me either.
- 1577
- 01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:07,569
- Look, um...
- 1578
- 01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:12,281
- you want me to take care of that
- wiggly little motherfucker for you?
- 1579
- 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,921
- - What? - I'll go over there
- and kill him for you right now.
- 1580
- 01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:20,180
- I'm old. I don't care
- if I go to jail.
- 1581
- 01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,284
- They got magazines
- in there, don't they?
- 1582
- 01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:23,980
- Oh.
- 1583
- 01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:28,121
- I thought you were serious
- for a minute. Heh...
- 1584
- 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:30,100
- You're kidding, right?
- 1585
- 01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,260
- Jesus, Dad.
- 1586
- 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:34,620
- You know we're at a prison. Okay?
- 1587
- 01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:39,140
- I do not want you to
- hurt Greg in any way.
- 1588
- 01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,483
- God.
- 1589
- 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:49,049
- You know, Grandma told me
- that she made a pass at you.
- 1590
- 01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:53,321
- Heh. Oh, yeah, well, she used to
- hit on everybody all the time.
- 1591
- 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,340
- You know the ice-cream
- guy, Jerry Miller?
- 1592
- 01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:59,810
- He was the only one who went for it.
- 1593
- 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,740
- Oh, God.
- 1594
- 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,820
- Let's roll. Mom's waiting.
- 1595
- 01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:08,970
- TAMMY: Oh, God.
- 1596
- 01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,700
- You don't have to go
- in there right now.
- 1597
- 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:22,123
- Now's a good a time as any.
- 1598
- 01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:34,740
- - Hey, Tammy.
- - Hey, Greg.
- 1599
- 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:35,980
- Come on in.
- 1600
- 01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:37,561
- - TAMMY: Really?
- - Yeah.
- 1601
- 01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:51,161
- Well, see you kind of made
- yourself at home, huh?
- 1602
- 01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:54,449
- Bold.
- 1603
- 01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,964
- Uh...
- 1604
- 01:26:57,160 --> 01:27:02,220
- Just wanted to, you know,
- let you guys know that I'm okay.
- 1605
- 01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,820
- You know? With me.
- 1606
- 01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:07,460
- Not so much what
- you guys did that's...
- 1607
- 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,820
- I mean, you know,
- that's really between you...
- 1608
- 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,860
- and that guy upstairs.
- 1609
- 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:15,900
- But I think he frowns on adultery.
- 1610
- 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:19,085
- I'd say that, so I think
- you burn, actually.
- 1611
- 01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:24,404
- So I'm just gonna get my stuff.
- 1612
- 01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:30,007
- MISSI:
- I, uh... I folded your clothes.
- 1613
- 01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:50,300
- - So glad you're home.
- - Thanks for letting me stay here.
- 1614
- 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,290
- Oh, yeah.
- 1615
- 01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:54,060
- You look good.
- 1616
- 01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:55,340
- - TAMMY: Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 1617
- 01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:58,260
- - Prison agree with me? Heh.
- - Heh. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
- 1618
- 01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,444
- Think it kind of did.
- 1619
- 01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:04,020
- I got your room all set up so...
- 1620
- 01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:05,460
- - Yeah?
- - DEB: Yeah.
- 1621
- 01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,420
- Oh, God. I'm not bunking
- with Grandma, am I?
- 1622
- 01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:11,660
- - No. Heh. She's at Brookview.
- - TAMMY: What?
- 1623
- 01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:13,900
- Did you lock her up?
- That is bullshit!
- 1624
- 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,180
- - Give me your car keys, Dad.
- - Tammy, wait!
- 1625
- 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,650
- - I'm gonna remember that when you get old.
- - DEB: Tammy.
- 1626
- 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,971
- Hey!
- 1627
- 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:28,300
- - Hey, super-old guy, where's Pearl Baizen?
- - What?
- 1628
- 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,370
- Oh, God.
- 1629
- 01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:35,161
- Come on, man.
- 1630
- 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:40,460
- Grandma.
- 1631
- 01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:41,740
- Tammy!
- 1632
- 01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:44,220
- I didn't know you were coming.
- Come here, give me a hug.
- 1633
- 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,340
- TAMMY: Look at you.
- It's worse than I thought.
- 1634
- 01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:50,561
- PEARL: Why do you have to go so fast?
- All right, everybody. I'll be back.
- 1635
- 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,340
- TAMMY: I got the car. Let's go.
- 1636
- 01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:56,100
- - Goddamn it. Ooh.
- - I'll get the door.
- 1637
- 01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,980
- You could've killed me.
- What are you thinking?
- 1638
- 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:01,860
- Just stop. Do you hear me?
- 1639
- 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:05,300
- Oh, my God. You can still walk.
- 1640
- 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:08,300
- Of course I can walk. I was
- teaching an exercise class.
- 1641
- 01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:09,980
- Why were you sitting in a wheelchair?
- 1642
- 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,180
- Because most of them
- are in wheelchairs.
- 1643
- 01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,540
- Well, why didn't you tell
- me you were in here?
- 1644
- 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,700
- I didn't wanna make you jealous.
- 1645
- 01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,580
- I mean, you were in jail,
- and I'm at this cool place.
- 1646
- 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,300
- And my AA meetings are here.
- 1647
- 01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:26,860
- I made friends, and I'm seeing
- this 84-year-old from Philly.
- 1648
- 01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:29,601
- He was a hockey player,
- so he seems younger but...
- 1649
- 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:34,361
- We've been going kind of slow,
- and this might be the weekend.
- 1650
- 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,161
- Ugh.
- 1651
- 01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:39,580
- You look good.
- 1652
- 01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,620
- Thanks. You look great.
- 1653
- 01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:42,940
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 1654
- 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:45,380
- I was afraid to eat
- the meat in jail, so...
- 1655
- 01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:47,291
- - That's a good call.
- - Yeah.
- 1656
- 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:52,940
- God. I am so sorry.
- So sorry about everything.
- 1657
- 01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:54,780
- I'm sorry.
- 1658
- 01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:57,660
- I was a total jerk to you, and I
- should've taken better care of you.
- 1659
- 01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:00,140
- No, it wasn't your job
- to take care of me.
- 1660
- 01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:02,642
- Little bit, it was.
- 1661
- 01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:05,740
- No, I love you so much. I really do.
- 1662
- 01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:07,380
- Well, I'm pretty great.
- 1663
- 01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:09,882
- You are really great.
- 1664
- 01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:12,331
- I love you too.
- 1665
- 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,700
- We're gonna spend tonight at
- Lenore's and get up early...
- 1666
- 01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:22,300
- - ...and drive straight to Niagara Falls.
- - Call me when you get to Lenore's.
- 1667
- 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:25,041
- - All right, I will, Mom.
- - Don't forget.
- 1668
- 01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:28,291
- - Mom, I've got it, okay?
- - DEB: Okay, great.
- 1669
- 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:32,761
- - Stay hydrated.
- - All right.
- 1670
- 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,900
- Ah. Okay.
- 1671
- 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,620
- - Well, thanks for fixing up my car, Dad.
- - Oh, not a problem.
- 1672
- 01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:43,966
- - Just don't rob anybody in it.
- - I'm not gonna rob anybody in it.
- 1673
- 01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:48,020
- Let's light this candle.
- 1674
- 01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:49,860
- (LAUGHS)
- 1675
- 01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:51,660
- Let's go, woman.
- 1676
- 01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:54,083
- - PEARL: I got it.
- - You're strong.
- 1677
- 01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:56,900
- Ooh.
- 1678
- 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,528
- Dukes of Hazzard-style.
- 1679
- 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:08,220
- TAMMY: Lenore stocked up the RV,
- so we're all good to go.
- 1680
- 01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:11,769
- ("DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW?"
- PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
- 1681
- 01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:13,580
- Oh, God. It's Jerry Miller.
- 1682
- 01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,780
- Ladies. Who wants a bone cone?
- 1683
- 01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:19,362
- - Go, go. Just go.
- - Okay.
- 1684
- 01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:21,764
- PEARL: Ugh.
- 1685
- 01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,900
- So, what do you think, Grandma?
- It's a good day to go to Niagara Falls?
- 1686
- 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:28,140
- I'm ready.
- 1687
- 01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:33,771
- My daddy always said that Niagara Falls
- is the closest thing to heaven on earth.
- 1688
- 01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:52,122
- (ALL WHOOPING)
- 1689
- 01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:57,540
- (LAUGHING)
- 1690
- 01:31:57,640 --> 01:32:00,691
- Oh!
- 1691
- 01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:29,446
- (MOUTHS) Sorry.
- 1692
- 01:32:33,160 --> 01:32:35,369
- What are you doing here?
- 1693
- 01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:59,420
- So how'd you know to come
- here to Niagara, anyway?
- 1694
- 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:00,860
- A little birdie told me.
- 1695
- 01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:03,567
- - Is the bird named Pearl? Ha, ha.
- - Yes.
- 1696
- 01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:07,020
- So, what's going on with you,
- Tammy? What's next?
- 1697
- 01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:10,420
- Thinking about getting my
- own place in Louisville.
- 1698
- 01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:12,445
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 1699
- 01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:15,887
- - Interesting.
- - TAMMY: Yeah, it is. Isn't it?
- 1700
- 01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,100
- Get myself a sweet little place...
- 1701
- 01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:22,660
- and, you know, maybe you can
- come over and watch a movie.
- 1702
- 01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:25,940
- Do you guys feel how the
- falls are charging the ions?
- 1703
- 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,860
- - It's incredible, right?
- - BOBBY & TAMMY: Yes.
- 1704
- 01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:30,380
- - Romantic.
- - Yeah, it is.
- 1705
- 01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:31,540
- (TAMMY CLEARS THROAT)
- 1706
- 01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:35,780
- Oh. Well, my daddy was right.
- It's beautiful here.
- 1707
- 01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:38,362
- Yeah, it's pretty cool.
- 1708
- 01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:43,780
- You think I should try to rent a
- barrel and try to shoot the falls?
- 1709
- 01:33:43,880 --> 01:33:46,420
- PEARL: I think we should
- just look at them, maybe.
- 1710
- 01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:47,980
- - Yeah.
- - TAMMY: Really?
- 1711
- 01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:50,260
- I don't know. I got a good feeling.
- 1712
- 01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,660
- I feel like I've been
- thinking about a course...
- 1713
- 01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:55,700
- and if I just shoot out into
- the middle soft spot there...
- 1714
- 01:33:55,800 --> 01:34:00,260
- it'll probably just pillow-carry me right
- over that Canadian lagoon over there.
- 1715
- 01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:04,048
- I think if anyone could
- do it, it would be you.
- 1716
- 01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:07,580
- TAMMY: Oh! Oh.
- 1717
- 01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:10,700
- I thought I saw the Cheetos.
- It's not them.
- 1718
- 01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:12,929
- You guys wanna get Cheetos?
- 1719
- 01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:20,340
- - Hey, man. How you doing?
- - MAN: Hey. Good.
- 1720
- 01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,820
- - What can I get for you?
- - I'm gonna have the iced tea...
- 1721
- 01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:25,527
- and then the full rack
- of the pork ribs.
- 1722
- 01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:30,220
- The full rack,
- that's a lot of sodium.
- 1723
- 01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:31,980
- You wanna think about going half?
- 1724
- 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:35,300
- Oh. Uh, no, I'm gonna
- get the full rack.
- 1725
- 01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:36,700
- I'm gonna say no.
- 1726
- 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:39,500
- I'm gonna say let's, together,
- make a better choice.
- 1727
- 01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:43,780
- How about salmon? Give you a little cup
- of BBQ sauce on the side to spice it up.
- 1728
- 01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:47,900
- - Better choice, still got zip.
- - I'm just gonna do the ribs.
- 1729
- 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,765
- How's your cholesterol?
- 1730
- 01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:54,260
- - It's a concern. It's up there, but...
- - Oh, Jesus.
- 1731
- 01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:57,180
- - I'm gonna take away the barbecue sauce.
- - MAN: Oh, man.
- 1732
- 01:34:57,280 --> 01:35:00,060
- All right? Poom.
- You're gonna thank me later.
- 1733
- 01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:03,260
- - I'm gonna fill that up for you.
- - Can I...?
- 1734
- 01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:05,660
- I can't believe you're
- leaving me for that dick.
- 1735
- 01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:09,380
- That dick is gonna have his own franchise in
- three goddamn years. What are you gonna do?
- 1736
- 01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:11,020
- Come on, shake a tit.
- 1737
- 01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:14,140
- - Happy hour's over in 20 minutes.
- - MISSI: Aah!
- 1738
- 01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:17,060
- - That's how it's done.
- - GREG: This is BS.
- 1739
- 01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:19,900
- This is a huge mistake.
- 1740
- 01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,740
- You have got to stop
- yawning so much, Charlotte.
- 1741
- 01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:24,446
- - DON: Are you Keith?
- - I'm Keith.
- 1742
- 01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:28,881
- - Aah!
- - Poom!
- 1743
- 01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:32,169
- KEITH: Help me, Charlotte.
- 1744
- 01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:36,460
- You were right.
- This hot tub is awesome.
- 1745
- 01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,500
- Right? Yeah.
- 1746
- 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:42,820
- - So how you liking Louisville?
- - I love it. I love where I live, where I work.
- 1747
- 01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:44,765
- I love the man I lay with.
- 1748
- 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:47,050
- - It's A-okay with me.
- - Great.
- 1749
- 01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:51,940
- Hey, Larry, this sangria is awesome.
- 1750
- 01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:55,340
- Thank you. The secret's in
- the maraschino cherries.
- 1751
- 01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:58,900
- Oh. I see you got a couple of
- maraschino cherries yourself.
- 1752
- 01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,209
- - Oh! Ha, ha.
- - Oh!
- 1753
- 01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:48,300
- Pew.
- 1754
- 01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,740
- Pew, pew, pew.
- 1755
- 01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:53,500
- Pew, pew, pew. Pew. Pew.
- 1756
- 01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:56,060
- Hey, don't let a deer
- hit you on the way out.
- 1757
- 01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,847
- You dick. You know what?
- 1758
- 01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:03,380
- KEITH: You are no longer an
- employee of Topperjack's.
- 1759
- 01:37:03,480 --> 01:37:05,882
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- 1760
- 01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:09,848
- My secrets! My secret!
- 1761
- 01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:31,442
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