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Tammy

Sep 17th, 2020
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  3. (THE OUTFIELD'S "YOUR LOVE"
  4. PLAYING ON STEREO)
  5.  
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  8. Josie's on a vacation far away
  9.  
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  12. Come around and talk it over
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  16. WOMAN (SINGING ALONG):
  17. So many things that I wanna say
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  20. 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,180
  21. You know I like my
  22. girls a little bit older
  23.  
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  25. 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:29,420
  26. I just wanna use your love tonight
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  29. 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,220
  30. Ooh!
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  34. Unh, unh.
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  38. I don't wanna lose your love tonight
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  41. 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,365
  42. Unh.
  43.  
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  45. 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:44,020
  46. I ain't got many friends
  47. left to talk to
  48.  
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  50. 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,205
  51. Nowhere to run when I'm in trouble
  52.  
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  54. 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,300
  55. You know I'd do anything for you
  56.  
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  58. 00:00:51,400 --> 00:00:54,860
  59. Stay the night but keep it undercover
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  62. 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:59,410
  63. I just wanna use your love tonight
  64.  
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  66. 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:02,260
  67. Oh, yeah
  68.  
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  70. 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,127
  71. I don't wanna lose your love tonight
  72.  
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  74. 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,980
  75. (TIRES SCREECH)
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  79. (THUD & GLASS SHATTERING)
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  82. 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,405
  83. (GROANS)
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  87. Shit.
  88.  
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  90. 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:23,122
  91. What the hell?
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  94. 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:29,980
  95. Oh, man. Not another one.
  96.  
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  98. 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:33,643
  99. I shouldn't have been looking
  100. for my ChapStick, buddy.
  101.  
  102. 25
  103. 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,571
  104. You're just stunned, I think.
  105.  
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  107. 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,020
  108. Yeah. I mean, you got the
  109. wind knocked out of you.
  110.  
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  112. 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,300
  113. I did that on a jungle gym.
  114.  
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  116. 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,644
  117. Had the wind knocked out of me too.
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  120. 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:52,060
  121. I'll give you a couple seconds.
  122. You'll be fine.
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  125. 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,561
  126. Yeah.
  127.  
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  129. 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,700
  130. Come on.
  131.  
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  133. 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,060
  134. Maybe you just need a little...
  135.  
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  137. 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,801
  138. You want mouth-to-mouth, man?
  139.  
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  141. 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,820
  142. Maybe that'll help.
  143.  
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  145. 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:06,580
  146. I just... I don't want
  147. you to bite my mouth.
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  150. 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,082
  151. (BLOWING AIR)
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  154. 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:15,449
  155. There you go. That's helping.
  156.  
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  158. 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:20,100
  159. Okay, come on.
  160. Let's walk it off, man.
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  163. 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,020
  164. Get up on all fours. You can...
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  168. (DEER GRUNTS THEN TAMMY SCREAMS)
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  172. (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
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  175. 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:29,009
  176. Attaboy! Run!
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  180. Look at you go! There you go!
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  183. 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:35,804
  184. Got a good gait.
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  188. Got a good gait. Yes!
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  192. (THE OUTFIELD'S "YOUR LOVE"
  193. PLAYING ON STEREO)
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  197. Your love...
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  201. (LOCK CLICKS)
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  205. KEITH: Where are my chicken sandwiches,
  206. Larry? Come on, let's go.
  207.  
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  209. 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,180
  210. Somebody get these. Oh, my God.
  211.  
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  214. Tammy, get over here.
  215.  
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  217. 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,020
  218. You're late again.
  219. Do you own a watch much?
  220.  
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  222. 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,460
  223. I know I'm late. A deer
  224. jumped out of nowhere.
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  228. KEITH:
  229. You look like crud. Oh, my God.
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  233. Get off the floor.
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  236. 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,140
  237. Tammy, my office. Now.
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  241. TAMMY: I'm coming, Keith. God.
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  245. Tammy, do you know
  246. how I got to where I am?
  247.  
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  249. 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:37,420
  250. Sucking dick and kissing ass?
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  254. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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  258. Excuse me, Keith.
  259. We need some more ketchup.
  260.  
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  263. Okay. English, though, Javier.
  264. This is America.
  265.  
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  267. 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,366
  268. - It was English.
  269. - That wasn't English.
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  273. - Is that blood?
  274. - TAMMY: Yeah.
  275.  
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  278. A deer hit my car on the way in.
  279.  
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  282. - You should maybe see a doctor.
  283. - No kidding.
  284.  
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  287. KEITH: Okay, thanks, Javier.
  288. That's great advice. See you later.
  289.  
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  292. Tammy, I'm terminating your
  293. employment at Topperjack's.
  294.  
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  296. 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:01,540
  297. You've gotta be shitting me.
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  300. 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,460
  301. No, I'm terminating your employment.
  302. I need your badge.
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  305. 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:06,540
  306. What ba...? You mean my name tag?
  307.  
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  309. 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,700
  310. - Yes, exactly. I need your badge back.
  311. - TAMMY: It's not a badge.
  312.  
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  314. 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:12,540
  315. It's a name tag, and you made
  316. me buy it with my own money.
  317.  
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  319. 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,780
  320. That's company policy.
  321. I need it back.
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  324. 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:19,080
  325. Well, I need you to stop sweating through
  326. your shirts and grossing everybody out.
  327.  
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  329. 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:22,660
  330. It is hot. And when
  331. it's hot, people sweat.
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  335. - Not like that. Not like that.
  336. - KEITH: It's how it is.
  337.  
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  340. - That shit's medical.
  341. - KEITH: Listen!
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  345. Tammy, you have already been fired.
  346. I have already terminated your employment.
  347.  
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  349. 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,340
  350. You are at least 40 seconds fired...
  351.  
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  353. 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,340
  354. so please exit the Topperjack's.
  355.  
  356. 82
  357. 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,140
  358. Fine. You know what?
  359. I'm gonna give you this.
  360.  
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  362. 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,380
  363. - Tammy.
  364. - TAMMY: I got it here.
  365.  
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  368. - KEITH: It's your middle finger.
  369. - No.
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  372. 00:04:42,840 --> 00:04:43,940
  373. Poom.
  374.  
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  376. 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,580
  377. Read between the lines.
  378.  
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  380. 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:48,180
  381. I knew that you were gonna
  382. do it, so it's not as good.
  383.  
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  385. 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:50,620
  386. - I get it, Tammy.
  387. - Poom. You get that?
  388.  
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  390. 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:53,420
  391. - KEITH: What is that?
  392. - A little version of this.
  393.  
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  395. 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,241
  396. Hey, don't let a deer
  397. hit you on the way out.
  398.  
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  401. You dick. You know what?
  402.  
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  404. 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:03,340
  405. Don't let these ketchup packets
  406. get stuck in your gross armpits.
  407.  
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  409. 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:07,340
  410. - You'll have to buy new shirts, you dick.
  411. - Those are Topperjack's supplies.
  412.  
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  414. 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,260
  415. You are no longer an
  416. employee of Topperjack's.
  417.  
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  419. 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,684
  420. - Oh.
  421. - Yeah, that shit's contaminated now!
  422.  
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  424. 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,060
  425. For overtime due, Keith.
  426. Overtime due.
  427.  
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  429. 00:05:18,160 --> 00:05:20,780
  430. - Tammy, just get out.
  431. - Enjoy the special sauce.
  432.  
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  434. 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:23,340
  435. KEITH: Do not touch the
  436. Tower Deluxe burgers.
  437.  
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  439. 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,820
  440. Those buns are still good.
  441. Just change the hats.
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  444. 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,180
  445. Yeah.
  446.  
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  448. 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:30,365
  449. - Yeah, that's what I thought.
  450. - I'm calling the police!
  451.  
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  453. 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:35,860
  454. Uh, just thought you should know
  455. that the meat here is real shitty.
  456.  
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  458. 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,900
  459. - Oh, God.
  460. - Real, real, real shitty.
  461.  
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  463. 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:39,820
  464. - That's the truth.
  465. - That's not true.
  466.  
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  468. 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,660
  469. That's not chicken. I don't know
  470. what it is, but it's not bird.
  471.  
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  473. 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,780
  474. It's 110 percent chicken.
  475.  
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  477. 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:47,580
  478. Bird doesn't come
  479. out of squeezy tubes.
  480.  
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  482. 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,340
  483. My gut fear,
  484. it's mostly dick and beak.
  485.  
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  487. 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,500
  488. - She's disgruntled.
  489. - You know what?
  490.  
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  492. 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,700
  493. - WOMAN: Oh.
  494. - KEITH: Aah, my elbow!
  495.  
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  497. 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:58,380
  498. TAMMY: Poom.
  499.  
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  501. 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,300
  502. Later, loser.
  503.  
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  505. 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,564
  506. (CHUCKLES)
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  509. 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,443
  510. Oh, are you...?
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  513. 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,620
  514. Shit.
  515.  
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  517. 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:19,884
  518. You kidding me?
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  521. 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,322
  522. (METAL CLAN KING)
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  526. Aw, man.
  527.  
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  529. 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,486
  530. Shit.
  531.  
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  533. 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,540
  534. TAMMY: A little help? A little help?
  535.  
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  537. 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,940
  538. A little help! Come on!
  539.  
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  541. 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,020
  542. Yeah, karma.
  543.  
  544. 123
  545. 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,841
  546. Yeah, we'll see.
  547.  
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  550. TAMMY: God. Hey, Greg. I'm home.
  551.  
  552. 125
  553. 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:41,060
  554. Think your ringer's off.
  555. I've been calling you.
  556.  
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  558. 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,580
  559. That asshole Keith fired me.
  560.  
  561. 127
  562. 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:46,060
  563. Can you believe that shit? Like,
  564. who would wanna work there?
  565.  
  566. 128
  567. 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,580
  568. (ON STEREO) How much I feel
  569.  
  570. 129
  571. 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,500
  572. Feel for you, baby
  573.  
  574. 130
  575. 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,286
  576. What's going on here?
  577.  
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  579. 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:54,580
  580. Hey, Tammy.
  581.  
  582. 132
  583. 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:57,003
  584. Wow, you're home so early.
  585.  
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  587. 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,300
  588. - I'm sorry you got fired.
  589. - TAMMY: Shut up, Missi.
  590.  
  591. 134
  592. 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,260
  593. Why are you in my house
  594. making my husband dinner?
  595.  
  596. 135
  597. 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,420
  598. Uh, actually, I made her dinner.
  599.  
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  601. 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,620
  602. You're gonna get your ass kicked.
  603.  
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  605. 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,820
  606. You hungry? You wanna
  607. eat my fist for din...?
  608.  
  609. 138
  610. 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,660
  611. Ow! Shit.
  612.  
  613. 139
  614. 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,100
  615. I am so sorry, Tammy.
  616. You startled me.
  617.  
  618. 140
  619. 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,660
  620. Keep your dirty fingers
  621. out of my mouth.
  622.  
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  624. 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:19,620
  625. You scratched my tongue.
  626.  
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  628. 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,260
  629. I'm leaving you, Greg.
  630.  
  631. 143
  632. 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,604
  633. I'm taking the household money
  634. and getting out of here.
  635.  
  636. 144
  637. 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,100
  638. God! Nice, Greg!
  639.  
  640. 145
  641. 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,260
  642. You have to cheat with the neighbor?
  643.  
  644. 146
  645. 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,260
  646. You can forget about me
  647. feeding your stupid cats, Missi.
  648.  
  649. 147
  650. 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:36,540
  651. - I'm divorcing you, and I'm suing you, bitch.
  652. - For what?
  653.  
  654. 148
  655. 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,249
  656. For being an asshole.
  657. That's what I'm suing you for.
  658.  
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  660. 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:45,100
  661. Why is there only $63 in here, Greg?
  662.  
  663. 150
  664. 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,489
  665. Whatever. I'm keeping all of it.
  666.  
  667. 151
  668. 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,980
  669. - Ow! Shit.
  670. - Are you okay?
  671.  
  672. 152
  673. 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,086
  674. I'm fine!
  675.  
  676. 153
  677. 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,131
  678. I feel great. Pervs.
  679.  
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  681. 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,970
  682. Assholes.
  683.  
  684. 155
  685. 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,363
  686. You two deserve each other.
  687.  
  688. 156
  689. 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,300
  690. Shit.
  691.  
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  693. 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,780
  694. Goddamn it.
  695.  
  696. 158
  697. 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:13,780
  698. Just don't touch anything.
  699.  
  700. 159
  701. 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:16,521
  702. And don't let her touch my underwear.
  703.  
  704. 160
  705. 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,640
  706. You know, you never made
  707. me dinner. Not even once.
  708.  
  709. 161
  710. 00:09:23,360 --> 00:09:25,888
  711. And it smells really good too.
  712.  
  713. 162
  714. 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,580
  715. Yeah, I'll see you in court!
  716.  
  717. 163
  718. 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,780
  719. I hope you both choke
  720. on your shitty dinner!
  721.  
  722. 164
  723. 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,487
  724. Assholes.
  725.  
  726. 165
  727. 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,980
  728. Missi Jenkins is a whore!
  729.  
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  731. 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,740
  732. And I kicked her ass!
  733.  
  734. 167
  735. 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:47,220
  736. Kicked her stupid ass.
  737.  
  738. 168
  739. 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:49,580
  740. Don't call me, Greg,
  741. when she dumps you!
  742.  
  743. 169
  744. 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:51,980
  745. Because I won't call you back!
  746.  
  747. 170
  748. 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:54,420
  749. No fucking way!
  750.  
  751. 171
  752. 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:58,220
  753. I'm gonna be too busy
  754. fucking models and shit!
  755.  
  756. 172
  757. 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:00,085
  758. Mom!
  759.  
  760. 173
  761. 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,660
  762. Mom!
  763.  
  764. 174
  765. 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:03,820
  766. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
  767.  
  768. 175
  769. 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,129
  770. TAMMY: Mom, open the door!
  771.  
  772. 176
  773. 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,340
  774. Greg's cheating on me, Mom.
  775.  
  776. 177
  777. 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,740
  778. - What?
  779. - Yeah, I know.
  780.  
  781. 178
  782. 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,620
  783. What a jerk, right?
  784.  
  785. 179
  786. 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,460
  787. What happened?
  788.  
  789. 180
  790. 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:22,060
  791. I went home after a shitty day,
  792. and Greg and Missi Jenkins...
  793.  
  794. 181
  795. 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:25,660
  796. are having, like, a really romantic
  797. dinner at our dining room table.
  798.  
  799. 182
  800. 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:26,980
  801. And Greg made it.
  802.  
  803. 183
  804. 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,380
  805. Okay, then I'm sorry.
  806. That's terrible.
  807.  
  808. 184
  809. 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:34,300
  810. I'm not exactly thrilled about it myself.
  811. I just need to borrow your car.
  812.  
  813. 185
  814. 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,860
  815. Why? Where's yours?
  816.  
  817. 186
  818. 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,740
  819. Mine is smoking on Highway 13 because
  820. a deer jumped out in front of me.
  821.  
  822. 187
  823. 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,940
  824. Can I just have your car so I
  825. can get out of this shitty town?
  826.  
  827. 188
  828. 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:45,540
  829. I will drive you to work.
  830. I'm not giving you my car.
  831.  
  832. 189
  833. 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,740
  834. I don't need you to drive me
  835. to work, okay? Keith fired me.
  836.  
  837. 190
  838. 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,180
  839. Little prick.
  840.  
  841. 191
  842. 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:53,260
  843. - Are we really gonna do this again, Tammy?
  844. - What?
  845.  
  846. 192
  847. 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:56,500
  848. DEB: Every time something bad
  849. happens, you throw a fit...
  850.  
  851. 193
  852. 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:59,620
  853. say you're leaving, you never get
  854. more than 10 miles outside of town...
  855.  
  856. 194
  857. 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:03,580
  858. you start feeling sorry for yourself,
  859. and you come back and throw another fit.
  860.  
  861. 195
  862. 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,700
  863. - That's not true.
  864. - It's a pattern.
  865.  
  866. 196
  867. 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,060
  868. It's not a pattern.
  869.  
  870. 197
  871. 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,260
  872. - It is.
  873. - That's not even what a pattern is.
  874.  
  875. 198
  876. 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,180
  877. A pattern is a thing that
  878. comes in pairs of two.
  879.  
  880. 199
  881. 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,660
  882. You just don't know science.
  883.  
  884. 200
  885. 00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:16,140
  886. A pattern is a series
  887. of things or events...
  888.  
  889. 201
  890. 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,700
  891. that repeat themselves on
  892. and on, sometimes into infinity.
  893.  
  894. 202
  895. 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:21,900
  896. That's what a galaxy is.
  897. It's not a pattern.
  898.  
  899. 203
  900. 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,380
  901. - Fine.
  902. - God.
  903.  
  904. 204
  905. 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,540
  906. If you don't wanna help me,
  907. just give me the keys to Dad's truck.
  908.  
  909. 205
  910. 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:30,580
  911. - No. Absolutely not.
  912. - Fine. Then I'm gonna take Grandma's car.
  913.  
  914. 206
  915. 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:34,180
  916. - No, you're not. She is old and not well.
  917. - Then she doesn't need a car.
  918.  
  919. 207
  920. 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,820
  921. Right? You answer that.
  922.  
  923. 208
  924. 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:38,220
  925. - Don't go. Tammy.
  926. - Grandma, I need your car keys.
  927.  
  928. 209
  929. 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:42,725
  930. Yep, I heard everything,
  931. and I am ready to go.
  932.  
  933. 210
  934. 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,820
  935. I'm taking your car.
  936. I'm not taking you.
  937.  
  938. 211
  939. 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,340
  940. - You're not getting my car unless you take me.
  941. - TAMMY: No.
  942.  
  943. 212
  944. 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,980
  945. - Oh, yeah. What?
  946. - DEB: Mom.
  947.  
  948. 213
  949. 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,060
  950. - What, you packed a bag?
  951. - PEARL: Yeah.
  952.  
  953. 214
  954. 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:53,780
  955. Wait a minute. No one
  956. is going anywhere.
  957.  
  958. 215
  959. 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,180
  960. I am. I'm just not taking
  961. this asshole with me.
  962.  
  963. 216
  964. 00:11:56,280 --> 00:12:00,380
  965. Hey. You're not exactly my first choice
  966. for a traveling companion either...
  967.  
  968. 217
  969. 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,620
  970. but you're the best bet I have
  971. to get out of this stupid house.
  972.  
  973. 218
  974. 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,540
  975. I'm sorry, Deborah, but it is
  976. a stupid house. And I hate it.
  977.  
  978. 219
  979. 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,860
  980. I love you, but I am not gonna
  981. die in this house alone.
  982.  
  983. 220
  984. 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:13,807
  985. You're not gonna die here alone.
  986. You're gonna die here with me and Don.
  987.  
  988. 221
  989. 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:17,900
  990. - That's a shitty thing to say.
  991. - That's a very shitty thing to say.
  992.  
  993. 222
  994. 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,100
  995. I meant it in a good way.
  996.  
  997. 223
  998. 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:22,300
  999. - What's a good way?
  1000. - DEB: Oh, my God.
  1001.  
  1002. 224
  1003. 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,660
  1004. Never mind.
  1005.  
  1006. 225
  1007. 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,340
  1008. - Shitty.
  1009. - Very shitty.
  1010.  
  1011. 226
  1012. 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,620
  1013. Your doctor says you
  1014. have to take it easy.
  1015.  
  1016. 227
  1017. 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,860
  1018. Dr. Lansing is an imbecile.
  1019. Do we have a deal?
  1020.  
  1021. 228
  1022. 00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,140
  1023. No offense, but no fucking way.
  1024.  
  1025. 229
  1026. 00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:34,700
  1027. I have $6700 in cash.
  1028.  
  1029. 230
  1030. 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,931
  1031. Bullshit. Prove it.
  1032.  
  1033. 231
  1034. 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,051
  1035. Yeah. That's gonna do it.
  1036.  
  1037. 232
  1038. 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,820
  1039. - DEB: Mom. Tammy.
  1040. - You snooze, you lose.
  1041.  
  1042. 233
  1043. 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,651
  1044. DEB: This is ridiculous.
  1045.  
  1046. 234
  1047. 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,540
  1048. Don't call me at 2 a.m.
  1049. looking for a ride.
  1050.  
  1051. 235
  1052. 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,460
  1053. - Yeah, I won't.
  1054. - Mom. Please tell me you have your pills.
  1055.  
  1056. 236
  1057. 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:58,220
  1058. - Oh, Deborah, unclutch.
  1059. - Goddamn it. I'm gonna call Brookview.
  1060.  
  1061. 237
  1062. 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,580
  1063. - I swear to God.
  1064. - You do what you need to, baby.
  1065.  
  1066. 238
  1067. 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,127
  1068. Bye, Mom.
  1069.  
  1070. 239
  1071. 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,740
  1072. Not a good idea.
  1073.  
  1074. 240
  1075. 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:07,740
  1076. It's a little swollen. It's okay.
  1077.  
  1078. 241
  1079. 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,004
  1080. (HORN HONKING)
  1081.  
  1082. 242
  1083. 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,620
  1084. What's Brookview?
  1085.  
  1086. 243
  1087. 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:24,340
  1088. It's an old folks' home.
  1089. Like a prison for old people.
  1090.  
  1091. 244
  1092. 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,524
  1093. Horrible place.
  1094.  
  1095. 245
  1096. 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,131
  1097. I don't know where I'm going.
  1098.  
  1099. 246
  1100. 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:32,562
  1101. I've always wanted
  1102. to go to Niagara Falls.
  1103.  
  1104. 247
  1105. 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,441
  1106. Okay.
  1107.  
  1108. 248
  1109. 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,010
  1110. That was a stop sign.
  1111.  
  1112. 249
  1113. 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,802
  1114. Yeah, I'm aware of that. I know that.
  1115.  
  1116. 250
  1117. 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:48,020
  1118. All right, do you think we could just
  1119. try to be pleasant? What do you say?
  1120.  
  1121. 251
  1122. 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,300
  1123. - How about a beer?
  1124. - No.
  1125.  
  1126. 252
  1127. 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:54,441
  1128. - Um, whiskey.
  1129. - Jesus, no.
  1130.  
  1131. 253
  1132. 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,740
  1133. Oh, my God.
  1134.  
  1135. 254
  1136. 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,540
  1137. You're pregnant.
  1138.  
  1139. 255
  1140. 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,860
  1141. I'm driving a car, Grandma.
  1142. Do you see what I'm doing?
  1143.  
  1144. 256
  1145. 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:06,060
  1146. Just because you can't see
  1147. through your Magoo goggles...
  1148.  
  1149. 257
  1150. 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,660
  1151. doesn't mean I'm not
  1152. doing what I'm doing.
  1153.  
  1154. 258
  1155. 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,500
  1156. All right. I'm sorry. Sorry.
  1157.  
  1158. 259
  1159. 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,940
  1160. God.
  1161.  
  1162. 260
  1163. 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,020
  1164. You know what? Screw it.
  1165. Give me a beer.
  1166.  
  1167. 261
  1168. 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:17,330
  1169. Oh. Yes. Okay, here you go.
  1170.  
  1171. 262
  1172. 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,900
  1173. One little beer can't hurt, right?
  1174.  
  1175. 263
  1176. 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,561
  1177. (PEARL CHUCKLING)
  1178.  
  1179. 264
  1180. 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:27,647
  1181. (BOTH WHOOPING)
  1182.  
  1183. 265
  1184. 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,180
  1185. (BOTH SHRIEKING)
  1186.  
  1187. 266
  1188. 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,340
  1189. - Lock the door.
  1190. - Spin it, spin it, spin it.
  1191.  
  1192. 267
  1193. 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:35,540
  1194. I got it.
  1195.  
  1196. 268
  1197. 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:37,620
  1198. (LAUGHING)
  1199.  
  1200. 269
  1201. 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:39,121
  1202. (SCREAMING)
  1203.  
  1204. 270
  1205. 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:45,060
  1206. - TAMMY: Hello, cows.
  1207. - Ha-ha-ha.
  1208.  
  1209. 271
  1210. 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:49,260
  1211. I'm sorry you're so tasty, cows.
  1212.  
  1213. 272
  1214. 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,780
  1215. I'm gonna fuck you up
  1216. between two sesame buns.
  1217.  
  1218. 273
  1219. 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:56,020
  1220. (BOTH LAUGHING)
  1221.  
  1222. 274
  1223. 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,524
  1224. Whoa! That's a bump. Aah!
  1225.  
  1226. 275
  1227. 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,580
  1228. (LAUGHS)
  1229.  
  1230. 276
  1231. 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,740
  1232. I stuck the landing!
  1233.  
  1234. 277
  1235. 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,380
  1236. (LAUGHS)
  1237.  
  1238. 278
  1239. 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:10,042
  1240. You wanna go ride a cow?
  1241.  
  1242. 279
  1243. 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,210
  1244. (GRUNTS)
  1245.  
  1246. 280
  1247. 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,925
  1248. TAMMY: Oh, shit.
  1249.  
  1250. 281
  1251. 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,287
  1252. - Where the hell are we?
  1253. - Shh, shh, shh. Come here.
  1254.  
  1255. 282
  1256. 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,420
  1257. When I was a young girl,
  1258. I used to feed deer...
  1259.  
  1260. 283
  1261. 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:33,980
  1262. right out of my hand at my grandparents'
  1263. cabin. And there was this one deer...
  1264.  
  1265. 284
  1266. 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:39,380
  1267. Hyah! Hyah! Get out of here!
  1268. Get out of here.
  1269.  
  1270. 285
  1271. 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,848
  1272. You never did appreciate nature.
  1273.  
  1274. 286
  1275. 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,140
  1276. Not when it totals my Corolla.
  1277.  
  1278. 287
  1279. 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,404
  1280. No. Thank you.
  1281.  
  1282. 288
  1283. 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,722
  1284. How the hell did we even get in here?
  1285.  
  1286. 289
  1287. 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:54,020
  1288. Oh, my God.
  1289.  
  1290. 290
  1291. 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,460
  1292. - You know what?
  1293. - What?
  1294.  
  1295. 291
  1296. 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,860
  1297. I think this is some X-Files shit.
  1298.  
  1299. 292
  1300. 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,420
  1301. - For sure.
  1302. - I don't know.
  1303.  
  1304. 293
  1305. 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:04,540
  1306. You know what? If we die out
  1307. here, we're just raccoon food.
  1308.  
  1309. 294
  1310. 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:08,500
  1311. - Ha, ha.
  1312. - It's not funny. I saw that on a show.
  1313.  
  1314. 295
  1315. 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,500
  1316. - Let's go. Get in the car. We're going home.
  1317. - Home?
  1318.  
  1319. 296
  1320. 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,260
  1321. - Yeah. Home.
  1322. - What?
  1323.  
  1324. 297
  1325. 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,740
  1326. You're always talking about how much
  1327. you wanna get out of that town...
  1328.  
  1329. 298
  1330. 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,620
  1331. and we finally are out of it.
  1332.  
  1333. 299
  1334. 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:23,500
  1335. And then one little thing happens,
  1336. and you just wanna just run on back?
  1337.  
  1338. 300
  1339. 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,820
  1340. (ENGINE STARTS)
  1341.  
  1342. 301
  1343. 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,527
  1344. Come on. Let's go.
  1345.  
  1346. 302
  1347. 00:16:28,840 --> 00:16:30,844
  1348. Fine.
  1349.  
  1350. 303
  1351. 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,820
  1352. I'm not surprised.
  1353. You always were a quitter.
  1354.  
  1355. 304
  1356. 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:35,780
  1357. - I'm not a quitter.
  1358. - Yes, you are.
  1359.  
  1360. 305
  1361. 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,647
  1362. Yeah? Really? Does a quitter do this?
  1363.  
  1364. 306
  1365. 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,169
  1366. - Aah! God, I got it stuck.
  1367. - It's all right. Go ahead. Push.
  1368.  
  1369. 307
  1370. 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,740
  1371. - That's it. Little bit more.
  1372. - It's crushing it.
  1373.  
  1374. 308
  1375. 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:48,500
  1376. - That's okay. Crush it. You got it.
  1377. - I am not a quitter!
  1378.  
  1379. 309
  1380. 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,340
  1381. - You're a doer.
  1382. - I am a doer.
  1383.  
  1384. 310
  1385. 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,860
  1386. That's it. That's it.
  1387.  
  1388. 311
  1389. 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:53,380
  1390. (ENGINE REVVING & TAMMY SCREAMING)
  1391.  
  1392. 312
  1393. 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:54,980
  1394. You got it. You got it.
  1395.  
  1396. 313
  1397. 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,900
  1398. - Do it. Do it. There you go.
  1399. - Aah!
  1400.  
  1401. 314
  1402. 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,084
  1403. I am not a quitter!
  1404.  
  1405. 315
  1406. 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,940
  1407. - PEARL: Oh, Shit.
  1408. - Aah!
  1409.  
  1410. 316
  1411. 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,680
  1412. Who's a quitter now?
  1413.  
  1414. 317
  1415. 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,140
  1416. - TAMMY: Aah!
  1417. - PEARL: Whoa.
  1418.  
  1419. 318
  1420. 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,540
  1421. TAMMY: Oh.
  1422.  
  1423. 319
  1424. 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:11,485
  1425. Sorry about that!
  1426.  
  1427. 320
  1428. 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,368
  1429. You should wear a helmet. FYI.
  1430.  
  1431. 321
  1432. 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,087
  1433. Whoa.
  1434.  
  1435. 322
  1436. 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:23,900
  1437. - Oh, God.
  1438. - "Mark Twan National Forest."
  1439.  
  1440. 323
  1441. 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,220
  1442. - Where are we?
  1443. - PEARL: We're in Missouri.
  1444.  
  1445. 324
  1446. 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:30,340
  1447. We went in the wrong direction.
  1448. And you do know who Mark Twain is, right?
  1449.  
  1450. 325
  1451. 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,205
  1452. I know who he is.
  1453.  
  1454. 326
  1455. 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,660
  1456. Good guy.
  1457.  
  1458. 327
  1459. 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:38,448
  1460. He's a good guy.
  1461.  
  1462. 328
  1463. 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,980
  1464. Okay, Tammy.
  1465.  
  1466. 329
  1467. 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,500
  1468. - Tammy, listen up.
  1469. - What?
  1470.  
  1471. 330
  1472. 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,940
  1473. Well, you're at a crossroads, right?
  1474.  
  1475. 331
  1476. 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:50,180
  1477. You could change the
  1478. trajectory of your whole life.
  1479.  
  1480. 332
  1481. 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,820
  1482. You've got time. I've got money.
  1483.  
  1484. 333
  1485. 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,740
  1486. You don't wanna go back to that town.
  1487. You deserve to have a little fun.
  1488.  
  1489. 334
  1490. 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,140
  1491. Right?
  1492.  
  1493. 335
  1494. 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,300
  1495. (BOTH CHUCKLING)
  1496.  
  1497. 336
  1498. 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,802
  1499. (ALL CHATTERING)
  1500.  
  1501. 337
  1502. 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,445
  1503. There's no alcohol on the dock.
  1504.  
  1505. 338
  1506. 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,380
  1507. It's my juice.
  1508.  
  1509. 339
  1510. 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:16,531
  1511. (WHOOPING AND LAUGHING)
  1512.  
  1513. 340
  1514. 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,242
  1515. (WHOOPING)
  1516.  
  1517. 341
  1518. 00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,260
  1519. One hand!
  1520.  
  1521. 342
  1522. 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:27,020
  1523. - Well, that's not safe.
  1524. - No.
  1525.  
  1526. 343
  1527. 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,340
  1528. I am ripping shit up!
  1529.  
  1530. 344
  1531. 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:30,940
  1532. Yeah!
  1533.  
  1534. 345
  1535. 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:35,060
  1536. Enjoy my spray!
  1537. Because I'm spraying you!
  1538.  
  1539. 346
  1540. 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,260
  1541. Slow down!
  1542.  
  1543. 347
  1544. 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,980
  1545. (TAMMY WHOOPS)
  1546.  
  1547. 348
  1548. 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,900
  1549. Look at that. She is so brave.
  1550.  
  1551. 349
  1552. 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,860
  1553. Coming in hot! I am
  1554. coming in smoking hot!
  1555.  
  1556. 350
  1557. 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,380
  1558. Smoking hot!
  1559.  
  1560. 351
  1561. 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,580
  1562. (WHOOPS)
  1563.  
  1564. 352
  1565. 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,402
  1566. Might be too hot!
  1567. Throttle's jammed! Too hot!
  1568.  
  1569. 353
  1570. 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,820
  1571. Oh, my God. Tammy? Tammy!
  1572.  
  1573. 354
  1574. 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,980
  1575. Tammy! Oh, my God.
  1576. You scared the shit out of me.
  1577.  
  1578. 355
  1579. 00:18:59,080 --> 00:19:00,460
  1580. I can't believe this.
  1581.  
  1582. 356
  1583. 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,282
  1584. Aw, shit. I lost my glasses. Shit.
  1585.  
  1586. 357
  1587. 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,940
  1588. Are you kidding?
  1589. Forty-eight hundred dollars?
  1590.  
  1591. 358
  1592. 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,340
  1593. Is that your scam? Huh? You like
  1594. taking money from little old ladies?
  1595.  
  1596. 359
  1597. 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,020
  1598. You break it, you buy it.
  1599. You're lucky I don't call the police.
  1600.  
  1601. 360
  1602. 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:18,940
  1603. That machine malfunctioned on me.
  1604. You're gonna be hearing from my lawyer.
  1605.  
  1606. 361
  1607. 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,380
  1608. All right, just stop it, Tammy.
  1609. Here you go, $4800.
  1610.  
  1611. 362
  1612. 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:27,020
  1613. Don't give him cash. Put it on your card
  1614. and dispute it later. I do it all the time.
  1615.  
  1616. 363
  1617. 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,780
  1618. I don't believe in credit cards.
  1619. Cash is real.
  1620.  
  1621. 364
  1622. 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:32,380
  1623. You should be charging shit
  1624. like crazy, because you're old.
  1625.  
  1626. 365
  1627. 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,940
  1628. - By the time they come to get it, you might not...
  1629. - PEARL: Go in the car.
  1630.  
  1631. 366
  1632. 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:39,100
  1633. - ...still be here. You could be dead.
  1634. - Get in the car.
  1635.  
  1636. 367
  1637. 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:43,047
  1638. - I'm trying to help you with your business.
  1639. - Get in the car.
  1640.  
  1641. 368
  1642. 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,820
  1643. - Hey.
  1644. - TAMMY: Dick.
  1645.  
  1646. 369
  1647. 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,300
  1648. She's an idiot.
  1649.  
  1650. 370
  1651. 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,929
  1652. Muscle shirts are for muscles.
  1653.  
  1654. 371
  1655. 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,201
  1656. I said I'm sorry about the 4 grand.
  1657.  
  1658. 372
  1659. 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,860
  1660. Four thousand 800 bucks.
  1661.  
  1662. 373
  1663. 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:11,569
  1664. "Four thousand 800 bucks."
  1665.  
  1666. 374
  1667. 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,611
  1668. Pay you back.
  1669.  
  1670. 375
  1671. 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,842
  1672. There we go.
  1673.  
  1674. 376
  1675. 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,180
  1676. How much you put in?
  1677.  
  1678. 377
  1679. 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:37,140
  1680. Thirty bucks of gas, and we won $10.
  1681.  
  1682. 378
  1683. 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,180
  1684. Ooh, halfsies.
  1685.  
  1686. 379
  1687. 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,580
  1688. Hey, hang on, I wanna
  1689. clean out the junk in this...
  1690.  
  1691. 380
  1692. 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,860
  1693. On the floor. Wait a minute.
  1694.  
  1695. 381
  1696. 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,330
  1697. There's garbage all over the floor.
  1698.  
  1699. 382
  1700. 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,006
  1701. You're taking your old-people
  1702. pills and stuff, right?
  1703.  
  1704. 383
  1705. 00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:01,011
  1706. Yeah. I don't need them,
  1707. but, um, I'm taking them.
  1708.  
  1709. 384
  1710. 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,780
  1711. Wait a minute, let me
  1712. get up all this junk.
  1713.  
  1714. 385
  1715. 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,406
  1716. We should frame this.
  1717.  
  1718. 386
  1719. 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,731
  1720. Okay, come on, get in.
  1721.  
  1722. 387
  1723. 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,690
  1724. - PEARL: I have to pee.
  1725. - TAMMY: Why didn't you go at the gas station?
  1726.  
  1727. 388
  1728. 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,210
  1729. - I'm gonna pull over. You can go in the woods.
  1730. - PEARL: Oh, no. No way.
  1731.  
  1732. 389
  1733. 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,763
  1734. TAMMY: So why do you wanna
  1735. go to Niagara Falls, anyway?
  1736.  
  1737. 390
  1738. 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,300
  1739. Well, I was supposed
  1740. to go with my daddy.
  1741.  
  1742. 391
  1743. 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,420
  1744. He was gonna take me
  1745. when I was about 8 or 9.
  1746.  
  1747. 392
  1748. 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,940
  1749. But he got too busy working.
  1750.  
  1751. 393
  1752. 00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:51,980
  1753. And then he got too busy
  1754. getting sick and dying.
  1755.  
  1756. 394
  1757. 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,900
  1758. - So I never did get to see it.
  1759. - Oh.
  1760.  
  1761. 395
  1762. 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,060
  1763. And now...
  1764.  
  1765. 396
  1766. 00:21:57,160 --> 00:22:01,180
  1767. some 60-odd years later...
  1768.  
  1769. 397
  1770. 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:06,641
  1771. I'm gonna get to see Niagara Falls
  1772. with you, with my granddaughter.
  1773.  
  1774. 398
  1775. 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:11,700
  1776. Don't you think
  1777. that's pretty special?
  1778.  
  1779. 399
  1780. 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,220
  1781. I think so.
  1782.  
  1783. 400
  1784. 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,540
  1785. TAMMY: Are you sitting on a couch or a toilet?
  1786. Because this is like a therapy session.
  1787.  
  1788. 401
  1789. 00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,980
  1790. (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
  1791.  
  1792. 402
  1793. 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,211
  1794. Hey! Come here!
  1795.  
  1796. 403
  1797. 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:24,967
  1798. Yeah?
  1799.  
  1800. 404
  1801. 00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:27,969
  1802. Look at this thing.
  1803.  
  1804. 405
  1805. 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,940
  1806. - Do you believe that?
  1807. - No.
  1808.  
  1809. 406
  1810. 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,740
  1811. - TAMMY: Right?
  1812. - PEARL: Right.
  1813.  
  1814. 407
  1815. 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,481
  1816. TAMMY: It's amazing. America, huh?
  1817.  
  1818. 408
  1819. 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,340
  1820. - Really, yeah.
  1821. - Yeah.
  1822.  
  1823. 409
  1824. 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,081
  1825. It says he carved it with a chainsaw.
  1826.  
  1827. 410
  1828. 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,580
  1829. - Do you believe that?
  1830. - I do.
  1831.  
  1832. 411
  1833. 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,700
  1834. I can't believe that's possible.
  1835. You do that with a chainsaw...
  1836.  
  1837. 412
  1838. 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,900
  1839. and create that kind
  1840. of artwork, the end.
  1841.  
  1842. 413
  1843. 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:50,980
  1844. You just... I think you should just
  1845. slam that chainsaw down and be like:
  1846.  
  1847. 414
  1848. 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,620
  1849. "Look What I did."
  1850.  
  1851. 415
  1852. 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,100
  1853. Yeah, it's... It's cool. It's okay.
  1854.  
  1855. 416
  1856. 00:22:55,200 --> 00:22:58,380
  1857. - I like it.
  1858. - "Okay"? It's majestic.
  1859.  
  1860. 417
  1861. 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,940
  1862. - Heh.
  1863. - TAMMY: It's not "okay."
  1864.  
  1865. 418
  1866. 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,660
  1867. I mean, that is super cool.
  1868. You're just jealous.
  1869.  
  1870. 419
  1871. 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:07,420
  1872. - Oh, please.
  1873. - What've you ever done that's that cool?
  1874.  
  1875. 420
  1876. 00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,660
  1877. - Uh...
  1878. - Nothing. Short list.
  1879.  
  1880. 421
  1881. 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,322
  1882. I watched Neil Armstrong
  1883. walk on the moon.
  1884.  
  1885. 422
  1886. 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,580
  1887. - Wait, on his bike?
  1888. - That's Lance.
  1889.  
  1890. 423
  1891. 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,780
  1892. I don't care which brother it is.
  1893.  
  1894. 424
  1895. 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,620
  1896. That's still lame compared to this.
  1897.  
  1898. 425
  1899. 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,804
  1900. Boo.
  1901.  
  1902. 426
  1903. 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,420
  1904. I had a six-month relationship
  1905. with one of the Allman Brothers.
  1906.  
  1907. 427
  1908. 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:27,820
  1909. (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
  1910.  
  1911. 428
  1912. 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,500
  1913. Right. Yeah, me too. Heh.
  1914.  
  1915. 429
  1916. 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:33,700
  1917. - Bullshit.
  1918. - Watch your language. It happened.
  1919.  
  1920. 430
  1921. 00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,247
  1922. TAMMY: Oh, my God.
  1923.  
  1924. 431
  1925. 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:38,020
  1926. Did you really have an
  1927. affair with Gregg Allman?
  1928.  
  1929. 432
  1930. 00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,460
  1931. No. With Duane.
  1932.  
  1933. 433
  1934. 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,700
  1935. Who?
  1936.  
  1937. 434
  1938. 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,680
  1939. Duane Allman. The brother.
  1940.  
  1941. 435
  1942. 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,980
  1943. - Did you at least get to meet Gregg?
  1944. - Of course. I got to meet him a lot.
  1945.  
  1946. 436
  1947. 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:52,180
  1948. I was on the bus for
  1949. most of their first tour.
  1950.  
  1951. 437
  1952. 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,841
  1953. - What?
  1954. - PEARL: Yes.
  1955.  
  1956. 438
  1957. 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,580
  1958. I have to say that's, like,
  1959. one of the coolest things...
  1960.  
  1961. 439
  1962. 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:01,420
  1963. anyone in our family has
  1964. ever, ever, ever done...
  1965.  
  1966. 440
  1967. 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,491
  1968. like, going back to when
  1969. we were cave people.
  1970.  
  1971. 441
  1972. 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,220
  1973. Probably is, actually. I never
  1974. thought of it that way.
  1975.  
  1976. 442
  1977. 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:11,724
  1978. (SCATTING THE ALLMAN BROTHERS
  1979. BAND'S "MIDNIGHT RIDER")
  1980.  
  1981. 443
  1982. 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,780
  1983. (SINGING)
  1984. I got to run to keep from hidin'
  1985.  
  1986. 444
  1987. 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:18,300
  1988. - Remember that?
  1989. - That's good.
  1990.  
  1991. 445
  1992. 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,420
  1993. And I'm bound to keep on ridin'
  1994.  
  1995. 446
  1996. 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,340
  1997. - And I've got one more
  1998. - PEARL: One more
  1999.  
  2000. 447
  2001. 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,020
  2002. Silver dollar
  2003.  
  2004. 448
  2005. 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:28,380
  2006. And, like, he goes low.
  2007.  
  2008. 449
  2009. 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,700
  2010. BOTH:
  2011. I ain't gonna let 'em catch me, no
  2012.  
  2013. 450
  2014. 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,900
  2015. Ain't gonna let 'em...
  2016.  
  2017. 451
  2018. 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,780
  2019. Go low.
  2020.  
  2021. 452
  2022. 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:34,980
  2023. BOTH: Midnight rider
  2024.  
  2025. 453
  2026. 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,420
  2027. - TAMMY: Get your chin out. You do it...
  2028. - Rider
  2029.  
  2030. 454
  2031. 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:39,740
  2032. - Not, like, in a weird way.
  2033. - Rider
  2034.  
  2035. 455
  2036. 00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:41,260
  2037. (BOTH SCATTING)
  2038.  
  2039. 456
  2040. 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:45,380
  2041. - And I got one more silver dollar
  2042. - One more silver dollar
  2043.  
  2044. 457
  2045. 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,940
  2046. Little lower. You're off. Listen.
  2047.  
  2048. 458
  2049. 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,260
  2050. BOTH: Let you, no
  2051.  
  2052. 459
  2053. 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,700
  2054. Not gonna let 'em catch
  2055. the midnight rider
  2056.  
  2057. 460
  2058. 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,060
  2059. - That's it. Better. Better.
  2060. - Der-ner-ner der-ner-ner, bom
  2061.  
  2062. 461
  2063. 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,005
  2064. (BOTH SCATTING)
  2065.  
  2066. 462
  2067. 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:04,100
  2068. You know, one time, I got
  2069. fingered by Boz Scaggs.
  2070.  
  2071. 463
  2072. 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,340
  2073. Tammy.
  2074.  
  2075. 464
  2076. 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,810
  2077. No, it's okay. It turns out it
  2078. wasn't actually Boz Scaggs.
  2079.  
  2080. 465
  2081. 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,380
  2082. - PEARL: Okay.
  2083. - TAMMY: It's a good bird.
  2084.  
  2085. 466
  2086. 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,850
  2087. PEARL:
  2088. Yeah. Sweetie, it's a great bird.
  2089.  
  2090. 467
  2091. 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:48,380
  2092. PEARL: Yes, we're here.
  2093. We found it. Yep, we're here.
  2094.  
  2095. 468
  2096. 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,060
  2097. You know what? I can smell it from
  2098. the parking lot. I think you're right.
  2099.  
  2100. 469
  2101. 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,260
  2102. She says this is the
  2103. best BBQ in the city.
  2104.  
  2105. 470
  2106. 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,500
  2107. Then let's have dinner
  2108. and get off the phone.
  2109.  
  2110. 471
  2111. 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,260
  2112. Oh, no, sweetie. We can't. Thanks.
  2113.  
  2114. 472
  2115. 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,700
  2116. - We already checked in to a hotel.
  2117. - Give me my phone. Bye.
  2118.  
  2119. 473
  2120. 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,620
  2121. - We'll see you tomorrow.
  2122. - Bye.
  2123.  
  2124. 474
  2125. 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,180
  2126. - Love you. Bye.
  2127. - Don't hit me.
  2128.  
  2129. 475
  2130. 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,140
  2131. - What are you doing?
  2132. - TAMMY: Give me my phone.
  2133.  
  2134. 476
  2135. 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,540
  2136. - We're not going to see Lenore.
  2137. - Why?
  2138.  
  2139. 477
  2140. 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,780
  2141. Because hanging out with an old lesbian
  2142. is not my idea of a good time.
  2143.  
  2144. 478
  2145. 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,060
  2146. Oh, don't be silly.
  2147. She's an amazing woman.
  2148.  
  2149. 479
  2150. 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,660
  2151. She's remarkable.
  2152. She just lives life.
  2153.  
  2154. 480
  2155. 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,380
  2156. She just grabs it by the horns.
  2157.  
  2158. 481
  2159. 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,820
  2160. I mean, you could learn a lot
  2161. from her. If you paid attention.
  2162.  
  2163. 482
  2164. 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,580
  2165. - Are you...?
  2166. - What?
  2167.  
  2168. 483
  2169. 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,780
  2170. - Don't do that.
  2171. - What?
  2172.  
  2173. 484
  2174. 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,660
  2175. - Ugh.
  2176. - What?
  2177.  
  2178. 485
  2179. 00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,340
  2180. What are you, gay for Lenore?
  2181. You love her so much?
  2182.  
  2183. 486
  2184. 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,020
  2185. She is my cousin.
  2186.  
  2187. 487
  2188. 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:33,420
  2189. My God. Would it be so
  2190. terrible if I were gay?
  2191.  
  2192. 488
  2193. 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,700
  2194. I don't care if you're gay...
  2195.  
  2196. 489
  2197. 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,580
  2198. Can we please just stop
  2199. talking about your twang?
  2200.  
  2201. 490
  2202. 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,003
  2203. - I'm very proud of my twang.
  2204. - Ugh!
  2205.  
  2206. 491
  2207. 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,380
  2208. (PLAYING "JOHN HEN RY")
  2209.  
  2210. 492
  2211. 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,620
  2212. Mm, mm. I am loving
  2213. this brisket. How's yours?
  2214.  
  2215. 493
  2216. 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,620
  2217. It's really good. I love the bark.
  2218.  
  2219. 494
  2220. 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,700
  2221. - And I would know because I'm a bark shark.
  2222. - Mm.
  2223.  
  2224. 495
  2225. 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,660
  2226. BIG AL (SINGING):
  2227. Sittin' on his mama's knee
  2228.  
  2229. 496
  2230. 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:02,580
  2231. There are some juicy-looking
  2232. gentlemen in here tonight.
  2233.  
  2234. 497
  2235. 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,340
  2236. - Ha, ha.
  2237. - I think we might just get lucky.
  2238.  
  2239. 498
  2240. 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:08,420
  2241. - I might.
  2242. - You might.
  2243.  
  2244. 499
  2245. 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,020
  2246. Don't know about you.
  2247. It'd show Greg, wouldn't it?
  2248.  
  2249. 500
  2250. 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,740
  2251. Yeah.
  2252.  
  2253. 501
  2254. 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,580
  2255. Ah. You know what?
  2256. It's too easy for me.
  2257.  
  2258. 502
  2259. 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,180
  2260. I mean, I can go out there,
  2261. and I can get any guy in this room.
  2262.  
  2263. 503
  2264. 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,900
  2265. - Really?
  2266. - TAMMY: I don't know what it is.
  2267.  
  2268. 504
  2269. 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,290
  2270. But guys have always been drawn to me.
  2271. Kind of like flies on shit.
  2272.  
  2273. 505
  2274. 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,520
  2275. You might in the future
  2276. wanna say "bees to honey."
  2277.  
  2278. 506
  2279. 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,610
  2280. Why?
  2281.  
  2282. 507
  2283. 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,980
  2284. What is this power? I would like to
  2285. see this power in action right now.
  2286.  
  2287. 508
  2288. 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,140
  2289. (CHUCKLES)
  2290.  
  2291. 509
  2292. 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,860
  2293. - Yeah? You ready?
  2294. - Yes.
  2295.  
  2296. 510
  2297. 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:43,620
  2298. All right. You better get a
  2299. notebook out and a sharp pen.
  2300.  
  2301. 511
  2302. 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,580
  2303. - This is gonna be a goddamn clinic.
  2304. - I can't wait. You show me, girl.
  2305.  
  2306. 512
  2307. 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,620
  2308. - Pay attention.
  2309. - Uh-huh.
  2310.  
  2311. 513
  2312. 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,220
  2313. Go ahead.
  2314.  
  2315. 514
  2316. 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,643
  2317. I got two. I got two.
  2318.  
  2319. 515
  2320. 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,809
  2321. You wanna buy me a drink
  2322. and slide some parts around?
  2323.  
  2324. 516
  2325. 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,460
  2326. I'm sorry. What?
  2327.  
  2328. 517
  2329. 00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:06,180
  2330. - Like that? Is that what you want?
  2331. - MAN: I, um...
  2332.  
  2333. 518
  2334. 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,091
  2335. - What?
  2336. - TAMMY: Unh.
  2337.  
  2338. 519
  2339. 00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:09,660
  2340. Wrong answer.
  2341.  
  2342. 520
  2343. 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:13,403
  2344. You wanna buy me some
  2345. drinks and get up in this?
  2346.  
  2347. 521
  2348. 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,527
  2349. I'm gonna pass, but thanks.
  2350.  
  2351. 522
  2352. 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,940
  2353. Well, fuck you, and fuck you too.
  2354.  
  2355. 523
  2356. 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,602
  2357. Poom! Fuckers.
  2358.  
  2359. 524
  2360. 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,540
  2361. Stupid.
  2362.  
  2363. 525
  2364. 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:34,220
  2365. I think they were together.
  2366. That must be why.
  2367.  
  2368. 526
  2369. 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:36,900
  2370. Oh. Now, that makes sense.
  2371.  
  2372. 527
  2373. 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,460
  2374. You can't work your
  2375. magic on that, right?
  2376.  
  2377. 528
  2378. 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,700
  2379. I mean, I'm magic, but not...
  2380.  
  2381. 529
  2382. 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:44,340
  2383. It's cool. I didn't get...
  2384.  
  2385. 530
  2386. 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,340
  2387. Hey, I'm cool with
  2388. your lifestyle choice.
  2389.  
  2390. 531
  2391. 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,660
  2392. - Yeah. Gay it up.
  2393. - What?
  2394.  
  2395. 532
  2396. 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,620
  2397. I didn't know.
  2398.  
  2399. 533
  2400. 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,860
  2401. Here you go.
  2402.  
  2403. 534
  2404. 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,900
  2405. - TAMMY: Thanks.
  2406. - To your honey.
  2407.  
  2408. 535
  2409. 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,084
  2410. (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
  2411.  
  2412. 536
  2413. 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,140
  2414. (BOTH LAUGH)
  2415.  
  2416. 537
  2417. 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,860
  2418. - Oh. Hoo.
  2419. - PEARL: Mm, mm, mm.
  2420.  
  2421. 538
  2422. 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,860
  2423. Now, let's turn your
  2424. honey back to the music.
  2425.  
  2426. 539
  2427. 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,860
  2428. TAMMY: "Turn my honey."
  2429.  
  2430. 540
  2431. 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:11,460
  2432. Mm.
  2433.  
  2434. 541
  2435. 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,246
  2436. I just got that.
  2437.  
  2438. 542
  2439. 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:15,780
  2440. I just got "bees to honey."
  2441.  
  2442. 543
  2443. 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,100
  2444. It does sound better
  2445. than "flies on shit."
  2446.  
  2447. 544
  2448. 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:21,020
  2449. - Yeah.
  2450. - Because "flies on shit" would...
  2451.  
  2452. 545
  2453. 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,420
  2454. - Mean you're...
  2455. - Yeah. All right.
  2456.  
  2457. 546
  2458. 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,340
  2459. I'm gonna keep that cataloged
  2460. because I use that a lot.
  2461.  
  2462. 547
  2463. 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:28,420
  2464. - Okay.
  2465. - Whoo!
  2466.  
  2467. 548
  2468. 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,540
  2469. Mm, mm, mm.
  2470.  
  2471. 549
  2472. 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,100
  2473. (TAMMY WHOOPING)
  2474.  
  2475. 550
  2476. 00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:33,840
  2477. TAMMY: I like your hat!
  2478.  
  2479. 551
  2480. 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:43,500
  2481. BIG AL: When he was a new baby boy
  2482.  
  2483. 552
  2484. 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,780
  2485. Sittin' on his mama's knee
  2486.  
  2487. 553
  2488. 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,523
  2489. He picked up a hammer
  2490. And a little piece of steel
  2491.  
  2492. 554
  2493. 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,220
  2494. Three o'clock.
  2495.  
  2496. 555
  2497. 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,940
  2498. Got something on the radar at 3...
  2499.  
  2500. 556
  2501. 00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,540
  2502. That's 9.
  2503.  
  2504. 557
  2505. 00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,860
  2506. - Where are you putting your 12?
  2507. - Straight ahead.
  2508.  
  2509. 558
  2510. 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:01,488
  2511. Look at 3. Three, 3, 3.
  2512.  
  2513. 559
  2514. 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,380
  2515. Oh, boy.
  2516.  
  2517. 560
  2518. 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,500
  2519. He's coming over. He's coming over.
  2520. He's coming over.
  2521.  
  2522. 561
  2523. 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,420
  2524. - All right.
  2525. - EARL: Hi there.
  2526.  
  2527. 562
  2528. 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,780
  2529. A little birdie told me you
  2530. might need some more beer.
  2531.  
  2532. 563
  2533. 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,420
  2534. Well, that's one smart little birdie.
  2535.  
  2536. 564
  2537. 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:15,820
  2538. (EARL CHUCKLES)
  2539.  
  2540. 565
  2541. 00:30:15,920 --> 00:30:17,401
  2542. You two sisters?
  2543.  
  2544. 566
  2545. 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,260
  2546. No. She's like 100.
  2547.  
  2548. 567
  2549. 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,420
  2550. (PEARL KICKS TAMMY)
  2551.  
  2552. 568
  2553. 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:25,447
  2554. - Ow.
  2555. - I'm Earl, and this is my boy.
  2556.  
  2557. 569
  2558. 00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:29,620
  2559. Howdy. I'm Pearl,
  2560. and that's my Tammy.
  2561.  
  2562. 570
  2563. 00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,300
  2564. - Hey.
  2565. - Hey.
  2566.  
  2567. 571
  2568. 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,380
  2569. - Oh. Good grip. Thank you.
  2570. - BOBBY: Mm-hm.
  2571.  
  2572. 572
  2573. 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,900
  2574. What's your name, Good Grip?
  2575.  
  2576. 573
  2577. 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,940
  2578. - I'm Bobby Tillman.
  2579. - Yeah, you are. Huh.
  2580.  
  2581. 574
  2582. 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,700
  2583. Yeah, I am.
  2584.  
  2585. 575
  2586. 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:43,486
  2587. Yeah, you are.
  2588.  
  2589. 576
  2590. 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,660
  2591. What do you do for a living?
  2592.  
  2593. 577
  2594. 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,500
  2595. I run my dad's farm.
  2596.  
  2597. 578
  2598. 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,020
  2599. - Cool.
  2600. - Right.
  2601.  
  2602. 579
  2603. 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,620
  2604. Hey, Connie, can you bring
  2605. some shooters over here?
  2606.  
  2607. 580
  2608. 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:56,202
  2609. This lady would like
  2610. to get intoxicated.
  2611.  
  2612. 581
  2613. 00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,451
  2614. - That'll work, won't it?
  2615. - Oh.
  2616.  
  2617. 582
  2618. 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,860
  2619. So farm, huh?
  2620.  
  2621. 583
  2622. 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,420
  2623. BOBBY: Yep.
  2624.  
  2625. 584
  2626. 00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,220
  2627. - Dancing juice. That's what we need.
  2628. - Thank you.
  2629.  
  2630. 585
  2631. 00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:11,088
  2632. (SINGING) Hey, babe, here I am
  2633. I'm a man on the scene
  2634.  
  2635. 586
  2636. 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:14,980
  2637. I can give you what you want
  2638. But you've got to come home with me
  2639.  
  2640. 587
  2641. 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:19,220
  2642. I have got some good old lovin'
  2643. And I got some more in store
  2644.  
  2645. 588
  2646. 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,300
  2647. When I get through throwin' it on you
  2648. You've got to come back for more
  2649.  
  2650. 589
  2651. 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,580
  2652. Boys and things that come by the dozen
  2653. That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'
  2654.  
  2655. 590
  2656. 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:31,220
  2657. Hey, little thing, let me light your candle
  2658. 'Cause, Mama, I'm so hard to handle, now
  2659.  
  2660. 591
  2661. 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,688
  2662. - It gets around
  2663. - Whoo!
  2664.  
  2665. 592
  2666. 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,140
  2667. (CROWD CHEERING)
  2668.  
  2669. 593
  2670. 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,846
  2671. BIG AL: All right.
  2672.  
  2673. 594
  2674. 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,500
  2675. Ha-ha-ha. All right. Thank you very much.
  2676. We're gonna take a little break.
  2677.  
  2678. 595
  2679. 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,740
  2680. TAMMY: One more time!
  2681.  
  2682. 596
  2683. 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,780
  2684. That was amazing.
  2685.  
  2686. 597
  2687. 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:52,220
  2688. Whoo!
  2689.  
  2690. 598
  2691. 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,420
  2692. We gotta take a break!
  2693.  
  2694. 599
  2695. 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,140
  2696. Whoo!
  2697.  
  2698. 600
  2699. 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,380
  2700. Oh, my God.
  2701.  
  2702. 601
  2703. 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,900
  2704. Ha, ha. Oh!
  2705.  
  2706. 602
  2707. 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,129
  2708. You need a cool-off. Right?
  2709.  
  2710. 603
  2711. 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,780
  2712. I am so sweaty. I was
  2713. ripping it up out there.
  2714.  
  2715. 604
  2716. 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,940
  2717. Everybody was kind of really
  2718. just working as a unit.
  2719.  
  2720. 605
  2721. 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:10,900
  2722. I kept calling you in.
  2723. Did you see me?
  2724.  
  2725. 606
  2726. 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:12,860
  2727. - You looked great out there. Yeah.
  2728. - TAMMY: Oh.
  2729.  
  2730. 607
  2731. 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,580
  2732. - Well, I can move.
  2733. - Yeah.
  2734.  
  2735. 608
  2736. 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,969
  2737. Ha, ha. You're so bad.
  2738.  
  2739. 609
  2740. 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,300
  2741. - Dad.
  2742. - Mm? What? What?
  2743.  
  2744. 610
  2745. 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,780
  2746. Don't you think it's time to go?
  2747.  
  2748. 611
  2749. 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,140
  2750. Well, look, Bobby,
  2751. let's not be rude, okay?
  2752.  
  2753. 612
  2754. 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,130
  2755. I haven't finished my drink yet.
  2756.  
  2757. 613
  2758. 00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,540
  2759. (EARL LAUGHS)
  2760.  
  2761. 614
  2762. 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,220
  2763. Now that's gonna take
  2764. a little bit of time.
  2765.  
  2766. 615
  2767. 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,460
  2768. (EARL & PEARL LAUGHING)
  2769.  
  2770. 616
  2771. 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:35,860
  2772. I'm going to the bathroom.
  2773.  
  2774. 617
  2775. 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,060
  2776. When I come back, we're leaving.
  2777. I don't care if you finish your drink.
  2778.  
  2779. 618
  2780. 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:40,460
  2781. ALL: Ooh.
  2782.  
  2783. 619
  2784. 00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:41,980
  2785. (ALL CHUCKLE)
  2786.  
  2787. 620
  2788. 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,980
  2789. I'm gonna go pick up that
  2790. hint he just dropped.
  2791.  
  2792. 621
  2793. 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,620
  2794. (CHUCKLES)
  2795.  
  2796. 622
  2797. 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,963
  2798. Hey, is this the bathroom line?
  2799.  
  2800. 623
  2801. 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,649
  2802. (BOBBY SIGHS)
  2803.  
  2804. 624
  2805. 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,500
  2806. Um, what are you doing?
  2807.  
  2808. 625
  2809. 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,162
  2810. Just wondering where
  2811. your wife is tonight.
  2812.  
  2813. 626
  2814. 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,563
  2815. - I'm not married.
  2816. - Let's light this candle.
  2817.  
  2818. 627
  2819. 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,820
  2820. Whoa. Okay. All right. Come on. I do
  2821. not want your tongue in my mouth.
  2822.  
  2823. 628
  2824. 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,260
  2825. Then where do you want it, man?
  2826.  
  2827. 629
  2828. 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,420
  2829. (DOOR OPENS)
  2830.  
  2831. 630
  2832. 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,060
  2833. No, I'm gonna go to
  2834. the bathroom. You just...
  2835.  
  2836. 631
  2837. 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,131
  2838. - You're welcome.
  2839. - Okay.
  2840.  
  2841. 632
  2842. 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,802
  2843. Not a chance.
  2844.  
  2845. 633
  2846. 00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,849
  2847. Good set, man.
  2848.  
  2849. 634
  2850. 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,100
  2851. Thanks a lot.
  2852.  
  2853. 635
  2854. 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,100
  2855. Just ditching me in there.
  2856.  
  2857. 636
  2858. 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,940
  2859. Can't find my grandma anywhere.
  2860. Do you know where she is?
  2861.  
  2862. 637
  2863. 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,180
  2864. I do, unfortunately.
  2865.  
  2866. 638
  2867. 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,365
  2868. Oh! God! Hey!
  2869.  
  2870. 639
  2871. 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,620
  2872. (PEARL GIGGLING)
  2873.  
  2874. 640
  2875. 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,980
  2876. - PEARL: Just go away. We're fine.
  2877. - God.
  2878.  
  2879. 641
  2880. 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,740
  2881. I think she took my keys.
  2882.  
  2883. 642
  2884. 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,811
  2885. Did you take my keys, Grandma?
  2886. Are you kidding me?
  2887.  
  2888. 643
  2889. 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,500
  2890. Come on.
  2891.  
  2892. 644
  2893. 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,340
  2894. Dad. Cut it... Oh, man.
  2895.  
  2896. 645
  2897. 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,660
  2898. - PEARL: Ee!
  2899. - Oh, my God.
  2900.  
  2901. 646
  2902. 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,891
  2903. - PEARL: Oh!
  2904. - I don't wanna know what that was.
  2905.  
  2906. 647
  2907. 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,561
  2908. Ugh.
  2909.  
  2910. 648
  2911. 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,060
  2912. That's a shitty way to end the night.
  2913.  
  2914. 649
  2915. 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,005
  2916. You're telling me.
  2917.  
  2918. 650
  2919. 00:34:18,240 --> 00:34:21,723
  2920. Sorry I, you know, made that...
  2921.  
  2922. 651
  2923. 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,129
  2924. little pass at you...
  2925.  
  2926. 652
  2927. 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,321
  2928. - ...in there.
  2929. - "Little pass"?
  2930.  
  2931. 653
  2932. 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,180
  2933. - Tsk.
  2934. - That was kind of aggressive.
  2935.  
  2936. 654
  2937. 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,860
  2938. Damn it, I'm saying I'm sorry.
  2939.  
  2940. 655
  2941. 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,820
  2942. No, it's okay. I was flattered.
  2943. It was just surprising.
  2944.  
  2945. 656
  2946. 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,606
  2947. You know.
  2948.  
  2949. 657
  2950. 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,020
  2951. Honestly, for the night as a whole...
  2952.  
  2953. 658
  2954. 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,729
  2955. it wasn't the worst
  2956. thing that happened.
  2957.  
  2958. 659
  2959. 00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,530
  2960. Do I say "thank you" to that?
  2961.  
  2962. 660
  2963. 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,220
  2964. - Yeah, there's a compliment in there.
  2965. - In there somewhere.
  2966.  
  2967. 661
  2968. 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:50,846
  2969. BOBBY: Oh, God. Don't look.
  2970.  
  2971. 662
  2972. 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,300
  2973. - Oh! Oh! Oh!
  2974. - I just told you not to look. Why did you look?
  2975.  
  2976. 663
  2977. 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,620
  2978. I tried to save you from that.
  2979.  
  2980. 664
  2981. 00:34:55,720 --> 00:35:00,205
  2982. Because by saying it,
  2983. it's like an invitation to look.
  2984.  
  2985. 665
  2986. 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,340
  2987. It's like if somebody says,
  2988. "Does this smell weird to you?"...
  2989.  
  2990. 666
  2991. 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,020
  2992. and they put it out,
  2993. you lean in and you smell it.
  2994.  
  2995. 667
  2996. 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,340
  2997. You don't smell it.
  2998.  
  2999. 668
  3000. 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,780
  3001. But you do. You lean
  3002. in and you smell it.
  3003.  
  3004. 669
  3005. 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,580
  3006. I would not smell something if
  3007. somebody told me not to smell it.
  3008.  
  3009. 670
  3010. 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,900
  3011. - I can guarantee you that.
  3012. - I don't think that's true.
  3013.  
  3014. 671
  3015. 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,060
  3016. (EARL GRUNTS)
  3017.  
  3018. 672
  3019. 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,420
  3020. - Dad. All right, enough!
  3021. - PEARL: We're only at first base.
  3022.  
  3023. 673
  3024. 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,420
  3025. Oh, boy, here comes second.
  3026.  
  3027. 674
  3028. 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,764
  3029. BOBBY: Dad, this is not
  3030. fair to Mom. Come on, man.
  3031.  
  3032. 675
  3033. 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,460
  3034. - "Mom"?
  3035. - It's complicated.
  3036.  
  3037. 676
  3038. 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,380
  3039. Yeah, you think? I think so.
  3040.  
  3041. 677
  3042. 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,380
  3043. - Hey, Grandma!
  3044. - EARL: Sorry, nobody's home.
  3045.  
  3046. 678
  3047. 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,380
  3048. - That asshole is married!
  3049. - Come on, Dad.
  3050.  
  3051. 679
  3052. 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,724
  3053. - TAMMY: He's married!
  3054. - EARL: Sorry, darling, the inn is closed.
  3055.  
  3056. 680
  3057. 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,500
  3058. I'm sorry, but he is an asshole.
  3059.  
  3060. 681
  3061. 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:42,900
  3062. I agree. He's a little bit
  3063. of an asshole. I can't...
  3064.  
  3065. 682
  3066. 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,100
  3067. (BOTH SIGH)
  3068.  
  3069. 683
  3070. 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,380
  3071. Will you do me a favor?
  3072.  
  3073. 684
  3074. 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,900
  3075. My mom is home alone and she's sick,
  3076. and I need to get back with her.
  3077.  
  3078. 685
  3079. 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,121
  3080. So do you have like a pen or
  3081. something I could borrow real quick?
  3082.  
  3083. 686
  3084. 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,967
  3085. Yeah, I think so.
  3086.  
  3087. 687
  3088. 00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,340
  3089. All right. Look. If they come out
  3090. of there at a certain point...
  3091.  
  3092. 688
  3093. 00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,820
  3094. just give me a call and
  3095. I'll come pick him up.
  3096.  
  3097. 689
  3098. 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,660
  3099. Here.
  3100.  
  3101. 690
  3102. 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,650
  3103. Thank you.
  3104.  
  3105. 691
  3106. 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,681
  3107. I knew you were into me.
  3108.  
  3109. 692
  3110. 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:10,171
  3111. I got your digits.
  3112.  
  3113. 693
  3114. 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,460
  3115. Sorry, that was stupid.
  3116. That was dumb.
  3117.  
  3118. 694
  3119. 00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:15,940
  3120. BOBBY: All right, Tammy.
  3121.  
  3122. 695
  3123. 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,300
  3124. Thanks for holding down the fort.
  3125. I appreciate it.
  3126.  
  3127. 696
  3128. 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,406
  3129. Yeah, I'll watch him.
  3130.  
  3131. 697
  3132. 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,860
  3133. Appreciate it.
  3134.  
  3135. 698
  3136. 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,340
  3137. - Thanks.
  3138. - Good luck.
  3139.  
  3140. 699
  3141. 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,207
  3142. Thanks. Bye, Bobby.
  3143.  
  3144. 700
  3145. 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,460
  3146. Bye.
  3147.  
  3148. 701
  3149. 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:37,060
  3150. PEARL: Oh! Yes, Earl.
  3151.  
  3152. 702
  3153. 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,500
  3154. You know who she fucked?
  3155. Duane Allman.
  3156.  
  3157. 703
  3158. 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:41,940
  3159. Yeah, she fucked the
  3160. wrong Allman Brother.
  3161.  
  3162. 704
  3163. 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,100
  3164. Enjoy that.
  3165.  
  3166. 705
  3167. 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:49,060
  3168. - It's 119, Grandma. I said it. 119, 119.
  3169. - 119. 119.
  3170.  
  3171. 706
  3172. 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,500
  3173. Could you not do...?
  3174. Can I just have my shit back?
  3175.  
  3176. 707
  3177. 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:55,500
  3178. No, no. Come on. A gentleman
  3179. always carries a lady's things.
  3180.  
  3181. 708
  3182. 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:59,380
  3183. - Oh, bingo. 119. You're right. 119.
  3184. - Yeah, great.
  3185.  
  3186. 709
  3187. 00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,540
  3188. So you wanna come in for, um...
  3189.  
  3190. 710
  3191. 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:06,660
  3192. - ...some color TV or sex?
  3193. - Yeah. Mm.
  3194.  
  3195. 711
  3196. 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:09,060
  3197. No. We had a deal.
  3198.  
  3199. 712
  3200. 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,820
  3201. Yeah. Bullshit.
  3202. Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
  3203.  
  3204. 713
  3205. 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,300
  3206. You are too old to be this strong.
  3207.  
  3208. 714
  3209. 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,980
  3210. Open this door, Grandma. Goddamn it.
  3211.  
  3212. 715
  3213. 00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:18,660
  3214. Hey, Tammy.
  3215.  
  3216. 716
  3217. 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,460
  3218. - We need some ice, baby. Okay?
  3219. - Yeah. Fuck you, Earl.
  3220.  
  3221. 717
  3222. 00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,660
  3223. - Fuck you.
  3224. - EARL: Aw. Ow.
  3225.  
  3226. 718
  3227. 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,003
  3228. - Come on.
  3229. - TAMMY: Oh. Aah!
  3230.  
  3231. 719
  3232. 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,440
  3233. Oh, shit.
  3234.  
  3235. 720
  3236. 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,180
  3237. I gotta...
  3238.  
  3239. 721
  3240. 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,569
  3241. I gotta pee.
  3242.  
  3243. 722
  3244. 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,881
  3245. All right. Let's go for B2.
  3246.  
  3247. 723
  3248. 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:51,140
  3249. You piece of shit.
  3250.  
  3251. 724
  3252. 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,641
  3253. (BEEPS)
  3254.  
  3255. 725
  3256. 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,287
  3257. I paid for you.
  3258.  
  3259. 726
  3260. 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,766
  3261. Come on, you tasty motherfucker.
  3262.  
  3263. 727
  3264. 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:08,420
  3265. Yeah, now who wins?
  3266.  
  3267. 728
  3268. 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,160
  3269. Me.
  3270.  
  3271. 729
  3272. 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:36,925
  3273. Tammy?
  3274.  
  3275. 730
  3276. 00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:39,801
  3277. Hey, Tammy.
  3278.  
  3279. 731
  3280. 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,611
  3281. Tammy.
  3282.  
  3283. 732
  3284. 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,243
  3285. Tammy, what are you doing out here?
  3286.  
  3287. 733
  3288. 00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,700
  3289. Oh.
  3290.  
  3291. 734
  3292. 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,123
  3293. They wouldn't let me in the room.
  3294.  
  3295. 735
  3296. 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,089
  3297. You slept outside?
  3298.  
  3299. 736
  3300. 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,060
  3301. Oh, my God. Here, let me
  3302. help you up. Come here.
  3303.  
  3304. 737
  3305. 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:00,820
  3306. - Thanks.
  3307. - Yeah. Of course.
  3308.  
  3309. 738
  3310. 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,845
  3311. Oh. You're all dirty.
  3312.  
  3313. 739
  3314. 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,571
  3315. She took my keys...
  3316.  
  3317. 740
  3318. 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,380
  3319. and I just didn't want them driving
  3320. off and doing something stupid.
  3321.  
  3322. 741
  3323. 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,201
  3324. That's why I gave you my number.
  3325. You should have called me.
  3326.  
  3327. 742
  3328. 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,020
  3329. Oh, I didn't think you meant that.
  3330.  
  3331. 743
  3332. 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:21,491
  3333. I said it. I meant it. Okay?
  3334.  
  3335. 744
  3336. 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,540
  3337. All right, Dad, come on. We gotta go.
  3338.  
  3339. 745
  3340. 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,180
  3341. I'm sorry about all this.
  3342.  
  3343. 746
  3344. 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,940
  3345. Well, I mean, you didn't do it.
  3346.  
  3347. 747
  3348. 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:32,140
  3349. I'm the one who's supposed to
  3350. be keeping him out of trouble.
  3351.  
  3352. 748
  3353. 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,540
  3354. I don't think you're very good at it.
  3355.  
  3356. 749
  3357. 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:40,001
  3358. - Ha, ha. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm tired.
  3359. - No, I think you might be right.
  3360.  
  3361. 750
  3362. 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,180
  3363. Oh, God.
  3364.  
  3365. 751
  3366. 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:44,420
  3367. Tammy, what are you doing out here?
  3368.  
  3369. 752
  3370. 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,968
  3371. All right. Let's go, boy.
  3372.  
  3373. 753
  3374. 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,567
  3375. Dad. Truck's this way.
  3376.  
  3377. 754
  3378. 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,564
  3379. Gotcha.
  3380.  
  3381. 755
  3382. 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,489
  3383. - Well...
  3384. - Well.
  3385.  
  3386. 756
  3387. 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,324
  3388. I guess this is goodbye again.
  3389.  
  3390. 757
  3391. 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,180
  3392. Yep.
  3393.  
  3394. 758
  3395. 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,967
  3396. I'll take care of that one.
  3397. You take care of that one?
  3398.  
  3399. 759
  3400. 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,524
  3401. Okay.
  3402.  
  3403. 760
  3404. 00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:16,530
  3405. - See you, Bobby.
  3406. - See you, Tammy.
  3407.  
  3408. 761
  3409. 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:25,407
  3410. Thanks again.
  3411.  
  3412. 762
  3413. 00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,845
  3414. Yep.
  3415.  
  3416. 763
  3417. 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:45,480
  3418. - SERVER: Get that out of your way. Sure.
  3419. - I am so hungry. Thank you. Mm.
  3420.  
  3421. 764
  3422. 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:49,780
  3423. It's been such a long time since
  3424. I've had a good servicing.
  3425.  
  3426. 765
  3427. 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,740
  3428. You know what I mean? Ha, ha.
  3429.  
  3430. 766
  3431. 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:54,811
  3432. Pass me the ketchup. Please.
  3433.  
  3434. 767
  3435. 00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,206
  3436. You know, I didn't bring you
  3437. on this trip to babysit you.
  3438.  
  3439. 768
  3440. 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,180
  3441. You are on this trip because of me.
  3442.  
  3443. 769
  3444. 00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,140
  3445. Because of my car and my money. What's
  3446. left of it. So you just watch your mouth.
  3447.  
  3448. 770
  3449. 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,780
  3450. Yeah, I'm too busy watching you screw
  3451. crusty old men in dirty hotel rooms.
  3452.  
  3453. 771
  3454. 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:12,180
  3455. Oh, God, here we go. You gonna
  3456. blame me for everything, like always?
  3457.  
  3458. 772
  3459. 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:15,380
  3460. I do. I blame you for shoving me
  3461. out of a hotel room last night...
  3462.  
  3463. 773
  3464. 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,260
  3465. and letting me sleep
  3466. outside like a dog.
  3467.  
  3468. 774
  3469. 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,420
  3470. You're on your second Bloody Mary.
  3471. It's not even 10 a.m.
  3472.  
  3473. 775
  3474. 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,260
  3475. This is vegetables.
  3476.  
  3477. 776
  3478. 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:26,700
  3479. I blame you for packing up your shit and making
  3480. me come home from school when I was 10...
  3481.  
  3482. 777
  3483. 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,660
  3484. and finding an empty room,
  3485. that's what I blame you for.
  3486.  
  3487. 778
  3488. 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,460
  3489. You know how shitty that was for
  3490. a little kid? You left me all alone.
  3491.  
  3492. 779
  3493. 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,180
  3494. - Your parents were there.
  3495. - TAMMY: It's not the same.
  3496.  
  3497. 780
  3498. 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,967
  3499. You were my best friend,
  3500. and you just left me.
  3501.  
  3502. 781
  3503. 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:44,980
  3504. I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot
  3505. because I got nipped by a raccoon last night.
  3506.  
  3507. 782
  3508. 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,900
  3509. All right. Tammy, I know I've done
  3510. some wrong things in my life...
  3511.  
  3512. 783
  3513. 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,540
  3514. but you don't know everything.
  3515.  
  3516. 784
  3517. 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,620
  3518. I know I don't need you,
  3519. and I don't need your money.
  3520.  
  3521. 785
  3522. 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:56,700
  3523. - But I'm gonna take your car.
  3524. - What?
  3525.  
  3526. 786
  3527. 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,740
  3528. - Let's see how you like getting left.
  3529. - Don't you leave me here.
  3530.  
  3531. 787
  3532. 00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,020
  3533. You cannot leave me here.
  3534. You come back here.
  3535.  
  3536. 788
  3537. 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,340
  3538. All right, now sit down.
  3539.  
  3540. 789
  3541. 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,491
  3542. TAMMY: Anybody wanna screw
  3543. my grandma? Just get her a drink.
  3544.  
  3545. 790
  3546. 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,170
  3547. (CELL PHONE RINGS)
  3548.  
  3549. 791
  3550. 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,900
  3551. - Hi, Mom.
  3552. - DEB (OVER PHONE): Tammy, put Grandma on.
  3553.  
  3554. 792
  3555. 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,100
  3556. Uh, she's in the bathroom right now.
  3557.  
  3558. 793
  3559. 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:42,180
  3560. Tammy, she left all
  3561. of her pills here.
  3562.  
  3563. 794
  3564. 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:44,820
  3565. High blood pressure, heart,
  3566. everything. She's diabetic.
  3567.  
  3568. 795
  3569. 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,580
  3570. She cannot go unmedicated.
  3571.  
  3572. 796
  3573. 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,340
  3574. Do you understand what I'm saying?
  3575.  
  3576. 797
  3577. 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,300
  3578. - I get that.
  3579. - Listen to me.
  3580.  
  3581. 798
  3582. 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,007
  3583. She thinks she can handle it,
  3584. but she can't.
  3585.  
  3586. 799
  3587. 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,740
  3588. - Tammy.
  3589. - Yeah, I know she can't.
  3590.  
  3591. 800
  3592. 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,180
  3593. - Bye, Mom.
  3594. - I don't think you do, because you...
  3595.  
  3596. 801
  3597. 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,820
  3598. Tammy. Don?
  3599.  
  3600. 802
  3601. 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,970
  3602. Shit.
  3603.  
  3604. 803
  3605. 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,962
  3606. (SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
  3607.  
  3608. 804
  3609. 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:29,609
  3610. You gotta be kidding me.
  3611.  
  3612. 805
  3613. 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,020
  3614. One. Two.
  3615.  
  3616. 806
  3617. 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,648
  3618. One.
  3619.  
  3620. 807
  3621. 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,681
  3622. - Two.
  3623. - I told you you can't drink in here.
  3624.  
  3625. 808
  3626. 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,100
  3627. - PEARL: One. Two.
  3628. - I'm calling the cops.
  3629.  
  3630. 809
  3631. 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,660
  3632. - You don't have to call the cops. I got her.
  3633. - Oh. Well.
  3634.  
  3635. 810
  3636. 00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,400
  3637. Look who came back.
  3638.  
  3639. 811
  3640. 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:52,180
  3641. Yeah. I came back.
  3642.  
  3643. 812
  3644. 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,180
  3645. - You did it, huh?
  3646. - What?
  3647.  
  3648. 813
  3649. 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:55,740
  3650. Drunk by 11.
  3651.  
  3652. 814
  3653. 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,005
  3654. Mm. Ah. What do I win?
  3655.  
  3656. 815
  3657. 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:01,491
  3658. Car ride with me.
  3659.  
  3660. 816
  3661. 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:05,740
  3662. Come on. I'm pretty
  3663. sure you've had enough.
  3664.  
  3665. 817
  3666. 00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:08,220
  3667. You know, this is real cherry.
  3668.  
  3669. 818
  3670. 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,020
  3671. And guess what my secret
  3672. ingredient is. Try some.
  3673.  
  3674. 819
  3675. 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:12,580
  3676. Is it whiskey?
  3677.  
  3678. 820
  3679. 00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,500
  3680. No. It's whiskey. Ha-ha-ha.
  3681.  
  3682. 821
  3683. 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,540
  3684. - All right. Let me just...
  3685. - PEARL: No.
  3686.  
  3687. 822
  3688. 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,220
  3689. - TAMMY: Let's go.
  3690. - PEARL: This is mine.
  3691.  
  3692. 823
  3693. 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,260
  3694. - I need my beer.
  3695. - TAMMY: You got beer?
  3696.  
  3697. 824
  3698. 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,820
  3699. Yeah. I got beer.
  3700.  
  3701. 825
  3702. 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,820
  3703. - They're still in the store.
  3704. - PEARL: Bye.
  3705.  
  3706. 826
  3707. 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,580
  3708. Okay, we're leaving right now.
  3709.  
  3710. 827
  3711. 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,607
  3712. - Just get the drunk out of here.
  3713. - TAMMY: You know what?
  3714.  
  3715. 828
  3716. 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,660
  3717. - All right. Watch it.
  3718. - PEARL: Oh, hey.
  3719.  
  3720. 829
  3721. 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:36,340
  3722. - Hi. Thanks for the beer.
  3723. - TAMMY: What?
  3724.  
  3725. 830
  3726. 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,420
  3727. Yeah, nice try.
  3728. I'm not buying you beer.
  3729.  
  3730. 831
  3731. 00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,420
  3732. No, you don't have to. I already bought it
  3733. for them because these are my new friends.
  3734.  
  3735. 832
  3736. 00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:45,260
  3737. This is Jesse. And the girl.
  3738.  
  3739. 833
  3740. 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,380
  3741. And we have an arrangement...
  3742.  
  3743. 834
  3744. 00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,885
  3745. where I'm getting them the beer, and
  3746. they're gonna give me a ride out of here.
  3747.  
  3748. 835
  3749. 00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,980
  3750. How? On their bikes?
  3751.  
  3752. 836
  3753. 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,820
  3754. The fucking old lady promised
  3755. us a beer, so give it to me.
  3756.  
  3757. 837
  3758. 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:59,420
  3759. Don't swear in front of my
  3760. grandma, you piece of shit.
  3761.  
  3762. 838
  3763. 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:01,380
  3764. Hey, you're being a real bitch, lady.
  3765.  
  3766. 839
  3767. 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,060
  3768. Don't say "lady." I'm not
  3769. that much older than you.
  3770.  
  3771. 840
  3772. 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,740
  3773. What do you care? If you don't give
  3774. us beer, we're gonna turn to drugs...
  3775.  
  3776. 841
  3777. 00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:12,820
  3778. I hope you do drugs. I want you to do
  3779. bath salts and then eat her face off.
  3780.  
  3781. 842
  3782. 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,380
  3783. - Just give it to me.
  3784. - TAMMY: No!
  3785.  
  3786. 843
  3787. 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:15,900
  3788. - I'll take that.
  3789. - Cool it, Jesse.
  3790.  
  3791. 844
  3792. 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:20,300
  3793. Don't shake the beer. It's gonna explode.
  3794. I thought you were cool. Stop it, Jesse.
  3795.  
  3796. 845
  3797. 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,340
  3798. - I'm not afraid to hit a girl.
  3799. - Neither am I.
  3800.  
  3801. 846
  3802. 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,380
  3803. (JESSE & PEARL GROAN)
  3804.  
  3805. 847
  3806. 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,407
  3807. Get off me! Get off me,
  3808. you fucking rat!
  3809.  
  3810. 848
  3811. 00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,380
  3812. Yeah, nice jeans shorts.
  3813.  
  3814. 849
  3815. 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:31,660
  3816. (SIREN WAILS)
  3817.  
  3818. 850
  3819. 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,420
  3820. Oh, fuck. The cops!
  3821.  
  3822. 851
  3823. 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,220
  3824. TAMMY: Hey!
  3825.  
  3826. 852
  3827. 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,371
  3828. Don't. That's my grandma's beer!
  3829.  
  3830. 853
  3831. 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:44,731
  3832. Oh, God. I'm sorry!
  3833.  
  3834. 854
  3835. 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,660
  3836. - I'm sorry. That...
  3837. - Uh-uh.
  3838.  
  3839. 855
  3840. 00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:48,260
  3841. Put your hands up.
  3842.  
  3843. 856
  3844. 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:49,940
  3845. All right. All right.
  3846.  
  3847. 857
  3848. 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:54,001
  3849. Get your hands up.
  3850.  
  3851. 858
  3852. 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,086
  3853. Two pens. One half-eaten Roles.
  3854. One lighter.
  3855.  
  3856. 859
  3857. 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,500
  3858. Hairbrush. One necklace.
  3859.  
  3860. 860
  3861. 00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,980
  3862. Two bags of trail mix.
  3863.  
  3864. 861
  3865. 00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,260
  3866. Forty-two dollars and...
  3867.  
  3868. 862
  3869. 00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,220
  3870. 10, 20...
  3871.  
  3872. 863
  3873. 00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,644
  3874. 23 cents. Sign here.
  3875.  
  3876. 864
  3877. 00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:14,011
  3878. TAMMY: Yeah.
  3879.  
  3880. 865
  3881. 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,722
  3882. (TAMMY SNORING)
  3883.  
  3884. 866
  3885. 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,927
  3886. (STOPS SNORING)
  3887.  
  3888. 867
  3889. 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,611
  3890. (TAMMY SNORTS)
  3891.  
  3892. 868
  3893. 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,500
  3894. - What are you doing?
  3895. - You were snoring and then you stopped.
  3896.  
  3897. 869
  3898. 00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:39,460
  3899. I just wanted to check and see
  3900. if you were still breathing.
  3901.  
  3902. 870
  3903. 00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:41,060
  3904. I'm sorry.
  3905.  
  3906. 871
  3907. 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,780
  3908. Well, keep your fingers
  3909. out of my nose.
  3910.  
  3911. 872
  3912. 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,523
  3913. No, I mean I'm sorry
  3914. for landing us in here.
  3915.  
  3916. 873
  3917. 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:55,660
  3918. Well, it's not like you're the
  3919. worst person in the world.
  3920.  
  3921. 874
  3922. 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,561
  3923. I mean, you're close, but...
  3924.  
  3925. 875
  3926. 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,171
  3927. I cheated on Greg.
  3928.  
  3929. 876
  3930. 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:07,044
  3931. With the ice-cream man.
  3932.  
  3933. 877
  3934. 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:12,260
  3935. You had intercourse
  3936. with Jerry Miller?
  3937.  
  3938. 878
  3939. 00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,620
  3940. No. I didn't do it With him.
  3941.  
  3942. 879
  3943. 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,805
  3944. I just let him play with my boobs.
  3945.  
  3946. 880
  3947. 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,081
  3948. You didn't do it for the
  3949. free ice cream, did you?
  3950.  
  3951. 881
  3952. 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,045
  3953. Not at first.
  3954.  
  3955. 882
  3956. 00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,460
  3957. I don't know why I did it.
  3958.  
  3959. 883
  3960. 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,780
  3961. I think at first,
  3962. I just wanted attention...
  3963.  
  3964. 884
  3965. 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:33,601
  3966. and then I kind of got
  3967. hooked on Klondikes.
  3968.  
  3969. 885
  3970. 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:36,850
  3971. I don't know.
  3972.  
  3973. 886
  3974. 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,881
  3975. Maybe I'm the worst
  3976. person in the world.
  3977.  
  3978. 887
  3979. 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,804
  3980. Oh, I don't think that.
  3981.  
  3982. 888
  3983. 00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:46,849
  3984. What's worse than Jerry Miller?
  3985.  
  3986. 889
  3987. 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,060
  3988. I tried to sleep with your father.
  3989.  
  3990. 890
  3991. 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,700
  3992. What?
  3993.  
  3994. 891
  3995. 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:56,487
  3996. I tried to sleep with your father.
  3997.  
  3998. 892
  3999. 00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,540
  4000. Ew.
  4001.  
  4002. 893
  4003. 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:01,940
  4004. Nothing happened.
  4005. Don was a perfect gentleman.
  4006.  
  4007. 894
  4008. 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,206
  4009. He put me back to bed before your mother
  4010. got home. Nothing happened. Nothing.
  4011.  
  4012. 895
  4013. 00:48:07,720 --> 00:48:11,660
  4014. Look, I was not in my right mind for
  4015. many years because of the drinking...
  4016.  
  4017. 896
  4018. 00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:14,500
  4019. and when I realized that I'd
  4020. stepped over the line...
  4021.  
  4022. 897
  4023. 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:19,500
  4024. where I was actually thinking of sleeping
  4025. with my own daughter's husband...
  4026.  
  4027. 898
  4028. 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,608
  4029. well, then I just didn't know
  4030. what could happen and...
  4031.  
  4032. 899
  4033. 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,329
  4034. That's why I left.
  4035.  
  4036. 900
  4037. 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,420
  4038. Oh, my God.
  4039.  
  4040. 901
  4041. 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,380
  4042. - Grandma.
  4043. - No, don't. Ow. They're fine.
  4044.  
  4045. 902
  4046. 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,700
  4047. - TAMMY: My God, they look really bad.
  4048. - They're fine.
  4049.  
  4050. 903
  4051. 00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,540
  4052. - MANNIS: Tammy Banks?
  4053. - TAMMY: Yeah.
  4054.  
  4055. 904
  4056. 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:46,020
  4057. - Let's go. Bail's been posted.
  4058. - Okay. Let's go.
  4059.  
  4060. 905
  4061. 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:50,220
  4062. Yeah. I bailed you out, but I'm
  4063. gonna stay a little bit longer.
  4064.  
  4065. 906
  4066. 00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:52,404
  4067. Just there's a little, um...
  4068.  
  4069. 907
  4070. 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,660
  4071. small glitch.
  4072.  
  4073. 908
  4074. 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,605
  4075. MANNIS: Let's go.
  4076.  
  4077. 909
  4078. 00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,140
  4079. We're charging her with
  4080. possession of oxycodone.
  4081.  
  4082. 910
  4083. 00:49:00,240 --> 00:49:03,100
  4084. Well, she's got prescriptions
  4085. for everything. She's old.
  4086.  
  4087. 911
  4088. 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,620
  4089. She had 32 oxycodone pills,
  4090. and they were not prescribed to her.
  4091.  
  4092. 912
  4093. 00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:09,043
  4094. Judge set her bail at $3000.
  4095.  
  4096. 913
  4097. 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,980
  4098. We don't have that kind of money.
  4099. Jesus, she needs to get out of there now.
  4100.  
  4101. 914
  4102. 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:16,100
  4103. You know she's got diabetes
  4104. and probably tons of other shit.
  4105.  
  4106. 915
  4107. 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,900
  4108. I've got diabetes.
  4109. Glen's got diabetes.
  4110.  
  4111. 916
  4112. 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,300
  4113. Diabetes is a very
  4114. manageable condition.
  4115.  
  4116. 917
  4117. 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,460
  4118. I don't give a fuck about Glen.
  4119. I'm sorry. I don't. I don't know you.
  4120.  
  4121. 918
  4122. 00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:27,660
  4123. My grandma needs to
  4124. get out of there now.
  4125.  
  4126. 919
  4127. 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:29,685
  4128. Then you better get $3000.
  4129.  
  4130. 920
  4131. 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,849
  4132. - How am I supposed to do that?
  4133. - It's not my problem, lady.
  4134.  
  4135. 921
  4136. 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,420
  4137. - Yeah, thanks a lot.
  4138. - CURTIS: You're welcome.
  4139.  
  4140. 922
  4141. 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,460
  4142. - I didn't mean "thank you."
  4143. - I didn't mean "you're welcome."
  4144.  
  4145. 923
  4146. 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,964
  4147. You're done here.
  4148. You better leave while you can.
  4149.  
  4150. 924
  4151. 00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,980
  4152. - Yeah, she did. Yes.
  4153. - She did?
  4154.  
  4155. 925
  4156. 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,460
  4157. (PHONE RINGING)
  4158.  
  4159. 926
  4160. 00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,940
  4161. (BOTH LAUGH)
  4162.  
  4163. 927
  4164. 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,260
  4165. - GREG (OVER PHONE): Hello?
  4166. - Hey, it's me.
  4167.  
  4168. 928
  4169. 00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,140
  4170. Do we have, like, a Christmas account
  4171. or a savings account with...?
  4172.  
  4173. 929
  4174. 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,130
  4175. (MISSI LAUGHS OVER PHONE)
  4176.  
  4177. 930
  4178. 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,726
  4179. Is she there?
  4180.  
  4181. 931
  4182. 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,890
  4183. GREG: Uh, yeah.
  4184.  
  4185. 932
  4186. 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:14,289
  4187. Okay, bye.
  4188.  
  4189. 933
  4190. 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,340
  4191. DEB (OVER PHONE): How much?
  4192.  
  4193. 934
  4194. 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,820
  4195. - Sixteen hundred dollars.
  4196. - What?
  4197.  
  4198. 935
  4199. 00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:36,420
  4200. No, I'm not gonna fund
  4201. your spring break.
  4202.  
  4203. 936
  4204. 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,420
  4205. Why hasn't your grandma
  4206. called me back?
  4207.  
  4208. 937
  4209. 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,340
  4210. Could you just trust
  4211. me for once, okay?
  4212.  
  4213. 938
  4214. 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,260
  4215. Can I just have the money?
  4216.  
  4217. 939
  4218. 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,060
  4219. What's wrong? Is it Grandma?
  4220.  
  4221. 940
  4222. 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:48,180
  4223. - No. I told you she was fine.
  4224. - Oh, God.
  4225.  
  4226. 941
  4227. 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:49,980
  4228. I told you this was a bad idea.
  4229.  
  4230. 942
  4231. 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,900
  4232. But you didn't wanna listen to me.
  4233. I hate to say it, but...
  4234.  
  4235. 943
  4236. 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:54,540
  4237. I told you so.
  4238.  
  4239. 944
  4240. 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,340
  4241. I know you're right. But I
  4242. know how to fix this now.
  4243.  
  4244. 945
  4245. 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,500
  4246. How are you gonna fix it?
  4247.  
  4248. 946
  4249. 00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:00,411
  4250. (DOOR OPENS)
  4251.  
  4252. 947
  4253. 00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,140
  4254. Hello? Tammy? Tammy?
  4255.  
  4256. 948
  4257. 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:06,644
  4258. I gotta go. I know what I'm gonna do.
  4259.  
  4260. 949
  4261. 00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:11,049
  4262. I can do this.
  4263.  
  4264. 950
  4265. 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,180
  4266. Be a bad-ass.
  4267.  
  4268. 951
  4269. 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,604
  4270. I am a bad-ass. I'm a bad-ass.
  4271.  
  4272. 952
  4273. 00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:11,242
  4274. (POP MUSIC PLAYING
  4275. INDISTINCTLY OVER SPEAKERS)
  4276.  
  4277. 953
  4278. 00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,247
  4279. TAMMY: Aah. My finger.
  4280.  
  4281. 954
  4282. 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,041
  4283. (CLEARS THROAT)
  4284.  
  4285. 955
  4286. 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:23,530
  4287. (TAMMY CLEARS THROAT)
  4288.  
  4289. 956
  4290. 00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:28,970
  4291. Freeze. Nobody move.
  4292.  
  4293. 957
  4294. 00:52:31,320 --> 00:52:32,380
  4295. (GRUNTS)
  4296.  
  4297. 958
  4298. 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,300
  4299. - Shit. Don't move.
  4300. - Okay.
  4301.  
  4302. 959
  4303. 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,961
  4304. TAMMY: Don't move.
  4305.  
  4306. 960
  4307. 00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,449
  4308. Unh. Dang it.
  4309.  
  4310. 961
  4311. 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,460
  4312. (GRUNTS)
  4313.  
  4314. 962
  4315. 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:43,928
  4316. Don't even think about it.
  4317.  
  4318. 963
  4319. 00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,020
  4320. I'm gonna need you to
  4321. put all the cash in a bag.
  4322.  
  4323. 964
  4324. 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:50,780
  4325. - Okay.
  4326. - TAMMY: Hey, you. Get out here.
  4327.  
  4328. 965
  4329. 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,020
  4330. Keep your hands where I can see them.
  4331.  
  4332. 966
  4333. 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,580
  4334. Hey, just make it...
  4335. I only need 1600, really.
  4336.  
  4337. 967
  4338. 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,620
  4339. - You don't want all of it?
  4340. - TAMMY: No, just 1600.
  4341.  
  4342. 968
  4343. 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,380
  4344. My grandma's still got 1400.
  4345.  
  4346. 969
  4347. 00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,740
  4348. - Just make it 1650. Round up.
  4349. - Okay.
  4350.  
  4351. 970
  4352. 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,940
  4353. TAMMY: You, give me some pies.
  4354. Give me some of the good pies. Hey!
  4355.  
  4356. 971
  4357. 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,340
  4358. - What?
  4359. - TAMMY: Jesus.
  4360.  
  4361. 972
  4362. 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,780
  4363. I said, give me some of those pies.
  4364.  
  4365. 973
  4366. 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:15,020
  4367. Take them from the back so they're fresh.
  4368. All right, you, go to the other register.
  4369.  
  4370. 974
  4371. 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,060
  4372. - Get the higher bills. Go.
  4373. - BECKY: Okay, okay.
  4374.  
  4375. 975
  4376. 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,740
  4377. TAMMY: Reach to the back, man.
  4378.  
  4379. 976
  4380. 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,322
  4381. Don't give me shitty pies.
  4382. You'll regret it.
  4383.  
  4384. 977
  4385. 00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:24,122
  4386. No screwing around.
  4387.  
  4388. 978
  4389. 00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,900
  4390. I got you both covered. All right?
  4391.  
  4392. 979
  4393. 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:31,220
  4394. But excuse me.
  4395. That's your finger, though.
  4396.  
  4397. 980
  4398. 00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:34,500
  4399. TAMMY: Is it? Is that just my finger?
  4400.  
  4401. 981
  4402. 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,620
  4403. I'm not sure. Is it?
  4404.  
  4405. 982
  4406. 00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,980
  4407. TAMMY: Shut up.
  4408.  
  4409. 983
  4410. 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,020
  4411. I would... For your
  4412. own sake, don't get sassy.
  4413.  
  4414. 984
  4415. 00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,060
  4416. - Okay. Sorry. Yeah.
  4417. - TAMMY: Okay?
  4418.  
  4419. 985
  4420. 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:46,020
  4421. - Just get pie. You want some pies?
  4422. - I like pie.
  4423.  
  4424. 986
  4425. 00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,820
  4426. TAMMY: Well, get a pie out
  4427. for you, get a pie out for...
  4428.  
  4429. 987
  4430. 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:52,300
  4431. If you change your attitude,
  4432. I'd like to give you some pies. On me.
  4433.  
  4434. 988
  4435. 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:54,340
  4436. No, thanks. I don't care for them.
  4437.  
  4438. 989
  4439. 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,180
  4440. TAMMY: Goddamn it.
  4441. What did we just talk about?
  4442.  
  4443. 990
  4444. 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,620
  4445. I have a gun on you.
  4446. I offered you pie.
  4447.  
  4448. 991
  4449. 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:02,380
  4450. He likes pies.
  4451. He's got a gun to his face.
  4452.  
  4453. 992
  4454. 00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,020
  4455. Anything I say, he's gonna like.
  4456. I ask you. You want some pies?
  4457.  
  4458. 993
  4459. 00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,980
  4460. I like pies.
  4461.  
  4462. 994
  4463. 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,140
  4464. TAMMY: Come on,
  4465. that's what I'm talking about.
  4466.  
  4467. 995
  4468. 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,380
  4469. I feel like we're
  4470. getting somewhere...
  4471.  
  4472. 996
  4473. 00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,780
  4474. and under different circumstances
  4475. this would probably work out.
  4476.  
  4477. 997
  4478. 00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,740
  4479. We'd probably be, you know, good pals.
  4480. Like, see movies and, you know.
  4481.  
  4482. 998
  4483. 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:22,140
  4484. - Yeah.
  4485. - TAMMY: Like, find a hot tub or...
  4486.  
  4487. 999
  4488. 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,563
  4489. I have one at my apartment complex.
  4490.  
  4491. 1000
  4492. 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:26,300
  4493. TAMMY: Oh, man.
  4494.  
  4495. 1001
  4496. 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,500
  4497. Okay. That would be...
  4498.  
  4499. 1002
  4500. 00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:31,731
  4501. Fingers crossed we meet up again.
  4502.  
  4503. 1003
  4504. 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,620
  4505. - Yeah.
  4506. - TAMMY: All right.
  4507.  
  4508. 1004
  4509. 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:35,900
  4510. Put a stack of pies
  4511. for her, a stack for me.
  4512.  
  4513. 1005
  4514. 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,860
  4515. - I think this is all of it.
  4516. - TAMMY: Just get over there.
  4517.  
  4518. 1006
  4519. 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,647
  4520. - Go. Don't walk right toward the gun.
  4521. - Sorry.
  4522.  
  4523. 1007
  4524. 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,540
  4525. TAMMY:
  4526. Put pies in there. Put them in.
  4527.  
  4528. 1008
  4529. 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,740
  4530. Don't creep up on me like that.
  4531.  
  4532. 1009
  4533. 00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:47,620
  4534. Larry, seriously.
  4535.  
  4536. 1010
  4537. 00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:49,900
  4538. - You like apple?
  4539. - TAMMY: I do like apple.
  4540.  
  4541. 1011
  4542. 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:53,580
  4543. But don't make me... I don't wanna
  4544. have to choose between you.
  4545.  
  4546. 1012
  4547. 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:55,180
  4548. Choose Larry.
  4549.  
  4550. 1013
  4551. 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:59,140
  4552. TAMMY: Larry, she's telling
  4553. me to take you out.
  4554.  
  4555. 1014
  4556. 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,740
  4557. It's just, you're so
  4558. much older, you know?
  4559.  
  4560. 1015
  4561. 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,380
  4562. - TAMMY: Oh, my gosh.
  4563. - I'm a veteran.
  4564.  
  4565. 1016
  4566. 00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:07,020
  4567. - TAMMY: That's amazing.
  4568. - BECKY: Yeah.
  4569.  
  4570. 1017
  4571. 00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,260
  4572. TAMMY: I'm gonna have
  4573. to put you in the cooler.
  4574.  
  4575. 1018
  4576. 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,540
  4577. Come on, let's go.
  4578. Today. Get your pies.
  4579.  
  4580. 1019
  4581. 00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:12,900
  4582. Let's go.
  4583.  
  4584. 1020
  4585. 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:16,927
  4586. Larry, it's a real honor.
  4587. I wanna thank you for your service.
  4588.  
  4589. 1021
  4590. 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,500
  4591. Here.
  4592.  
  4593. 1022
  4594. 00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:21,980
  4595. Don't know if it's a blanket or
  4596. a towel, but it'll keep you warm.
  4597.  
  4598. 1023
  4599. 00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:26,405
  4600. I'll call the cops in 10 minutes
  4601. and let them know you're in here.
  4602.  
  4603. 1024
  4604. 00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,885
  4605. Damn it.
  4606.  
  4607. 1025
  4608. 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,330
  4609. Shit. Come on.
  4610.  
  4611. 1026
  4612. 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,804
  4613. Oh...
  4614.  
  4615. 1027
  4616. 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,810
  4617. Come on.
  4618.  
  4619. 1028
  4620. 00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:17,380
  4621. Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
  4622.  
  4623. 1029
  4624. 00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,980
  4625. Oh.
  4626.  
  4627. 1030
  4628. 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,300
  4629. Ow.
  4630.  
  4631. 1031
  4632. 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:22,848
  4633. (TIRES SCREECHING)
  4634.  
  4635. 1032
  4636. 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,100
  4637. Where do I go to bail somebody out?
  4638.  
  4639. 1033
  4640. 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:34,806
  4641. - CARTY: Name?
  4642. - PEARL: Tammy?
  4643.  
  4644. 1034
  4645. 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,850
  4646. - Where have you been?
  4647. - What?
  4648.  
  4649. 1035
  4650. 00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:42,420
  4651. - Uh, never mind. Yeah.
  4652. - Okay.
  4653.  
  4654. 1036
  4655. 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,001
  4656. Let's go.
  4657.  
  4658. 1037
  4659. 00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,700
  4660. - Well, slow down, slow down.
  4661. - Okay, I'm sorry. Okay?
  4662.  
  4663. 1038
  4664. 00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,220
  4665. How did you even get out?
  4666.  
  4667. 1039
  4668. 00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:52,500
  4669. Well, I called Earl...
  4670.  
  4671. 1040
  4672. 00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:56,460
  4673. and he very generously had Bobby
  4674. wire the bail money to the station.
  4675.  
  4676. 1041
  4677. 00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:58,610
  4678. - Really?
  4679. - Mm-hm.
  4680.  
  4681. 1042
  4682. 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,380
  4683. What are you doing with oxy?
  4684. I mean, whose pills are those?
  4685.  
  4686. 1043
  4687. 00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:06,580
  4688. Well, they're mine.
  4689. My foot was hurting...
  4690.  
  4691. 1044
  4692. 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:11,340
  4693. and my pills weren't working, so I
  4694. asked the Robinson boy if he had any.
  4695.  
  4696. 1045
  4697. 00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,980
  4698. - Eugene? Eugene's a drug dealer.
  4699. - PEARL: Uh-huh.
  4700.  
  4701. 1046
  4702. 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:15,740
  4703. Oh, no.
  4704.  
  4705. 1047
  4706. 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:19,580
  4707. Yeah, he stands on the street and
  4708. sells drugs in little sandwich bags.
  4709.  
  4710. 1048
  4711. 00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,020
  4712. - Did you think he was a pharmacist?
  4713. - PEARL: He's organized.
  4714.  
  4715. 1049
  4716. 00:57:22,120 --> 00:57:23,700
  4717. TAMMY: Yeah, so was Hitler.
  4718.  
  4719. 1050
  4720. 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,220
  4721. MAN (ON TV): --courthouse grounds
  4722. over the next two years...
  4723.  
  4724. 1051
  4725. 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,300
  4726. and upgrade those grounds throughout.
  4727.  
  4728. 1052
  4729. 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,580
  4730. In other news, there was a robbery
  4731. at the Oaktree Topperjack's.
  4732.  
  4733. 1053
  4734. 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,620
  4735. Two employees were held at gunpoint.
  4736. Michelle Li joining us live at the scene.
  4737.  
  4738. 1054
  4739. 00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,780
  4740. Oh, shit.
  4741.  
  4742. 1055
  4743. 00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,940
  4744. Authorities are describing this
  4745. person as 5'2", white, female.
  4746.  
  4747. 1056
  4748. 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,540
  4749. The robber had a navy T-shirt featuring
  4750. a bear with "Mahalo" written on it.
  4751.  
  4752. 1057
  4753. 00:57:45,640 --> 00:57:47,460
  4754. The robber was last seen driving...
  4755.  
  4756. 1058
  4757. 00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,460
  4758. an older-model Cadillac,
  4759. hauling a Jet Ski.
  4760.  
  4761. 1059
  4762. 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:53,060
  4763. The suspect made off with $1600...
  4764.  
  4765. 1060
  4766. 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,325
  4767. - That's quite a coincidence. Huh?
  4768. - LI: ...and 13 signature pies.
  4769.  
  4770. 1061
  4771. 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,580
  4772. Yeah, and she was super bossy.
  4773.  
  4774. 1062
  4775. 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,340
  4776. But she did give us pies,
  4777. so that was cool.
  4778.  
  4779. 1063
  4780. 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,490
  4781. LI: We're certainly
  4782. glad that you're sa...
  4783.  
  4784. 1064
  4785. 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:09,140
  4786. What have you done?
  4787.  
  4788. 1065
  4789. 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,610
  4790. Sit down. Right now. Sit down.
  4791.  
  4792. 1066
  4793. 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:16,564
  4794. Well?
  4795.  
  4796. 1067
  4797. 00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:19,340
  4798. - Well, your feet were really puffy...
  4799. - Yeah.
  4800.  
  4801. 1068
  4802. 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:23,060
  4803. ...and they looked really messed up.
  4804.  
  4805. 1069
  4806. 00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:27,724
  4807. I didn't know how else to
  4808. get that kind of money.
  4809.  
  4810. 1070
  4811. 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,460
  4812. And I was afraid if I didn't
  4813. get you out of there...
  4814.  
  4815. 1071
  4816. 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:34,726
  4817. something bad was
  4818. gonna happen to you.
  4819.  
  4820. 1072
  4821. 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:39,450
  4822. And I just always screw stuff up,
  4823. and I didn't wanna...
  4824.  
  4825. 1073
  4826. 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:43,220
  4827. - I didn't wanna screw that up.
  4828. - Oh, sweetie.
  4829.  
  4830. 1074
  4831. 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,140
  4832. My sweet, sweet, sweet girl. Oh.
  4833.  
  4834. 1075
  4835. 00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,005
  4836. I'm sorry.
  4837.  
  4838. 1076
  4839. 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,620
  4840. Look at me. You have to
  4841. take that money back.
  4842.  
  4843. 1077
  4844. 00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,408
  4845. If you don't take it back,
  4846. I'm gonna turn you in myself.
  4847.  
  4848. 1078
  4849. 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,321
  4850. You gotta take the money back.
  4851.  
  4852. 1079
  4853. 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:05,689
  4854. You gotta take the pies back.
  4855.  
  4856. 1080
  4857. 00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:07,820
  4858. All right?
  4859.  
  4860. 1081
  4861. 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,980
  4862. I can't really take
  4863. all the pies back.
  4864.  
  4865. 1082
  4866. 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,740
  4867. Why not?
  4868.  
  4869. 1083
  4870. 00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:13,420
  4871. Oh, okay.
  4872.  
  4873. 1084
  4874. 00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:17,208
  4875. - I kind of got into them.
  4876. - Okay.
  4877.  
  4878. 1085
  4879. 00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:21,008
  4880. You're more bad-ass
  4881. than I ever thought.
  4882.  
  4883. 1086
  4884. 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,580
  4885. I think you take after
  4886. your grandma after all.
  4887.  
  4888. 1087
  4889. 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,570
  4890. Hmm?
  4891.  
  4892. 1088
  4893. 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:29,660
  4894. All right.
  4895.  
  4896. 1089
  4897. 00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,260
  4898. - We'll fix it tomorrow.
  4899. - Yeah.
  4900.  
  4901. 1090
  4902. 00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,489
  4903. We'll fix it.
  4904.  
  4905. 1091
  4906. 00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:40,140
  4907. - I'm not.
  4908. - Yes, you are.
  4909.  
  4910. 1092
  4911. 00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:42,220
  4912. - I'm not wearing it.
  4913. - I just made it for you.
  4914.  
  4915. 1093
  4916. 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:44,260
  4917. It's full of grease. Look at this.
  4918.  
  4919. 1094
  4920. 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:48,460
  4921. - Can you put it on before someone sees us?
  4922. - You realize how much it clogs your veins...
  4923.  
  4924. 1095
  4925. 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,780
  4926. - TAMMY: Put it on. You're killing me.
  4927. - All right.
  4928.  
  4929. 1096
  4930. 00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:52,740
  4931. TAMMY:
  4932. You have to argue about everything.
  4933.  
  4934. 1097
  4935. 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,368
  4936. PEARL:
  4937. Oh, that's kind of calming, actually.
  4938.  
  4939. 1098
  4940. 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,940
  4941. Just throw the money through the
  4942. window and we'll get out of here.
  4943.  
  4944. 1099
  4945. 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:03,569
  4946. TAMMY: All right. Fine. Here we go.
  4947.  
  4948. 1100
  4949. 01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:07,380
  4950. (SCREAMS)
  4951.  
  4952. 1101
  4953. 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:11,100
  4954. - TAMMY: Oh, God. No, I'm returning it.
  4955. - PEARL: She's returning the money.
  4956.  
  4957. 1102
  4958. 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,340
  4959. - TAMMY: I'm returning the money to you.
  4960. - I'm calling the police.
  4961.  
  4962. 1103
  4963. 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,060
  4964. Oh, no. We're gonna need more pies.
  4965.  
  4966. 1104
  4967. 01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,820
  4968. TAMMY: I'm not robbing you.
  4969. I'm giving it back.
  4970.  
  4971. 1105
  4972. 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:22,740
  4973. God, stop freaking out. Stop crying.
  4974.  
  4975. 1106
  4976. 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,500
  4977. I'm returning this to you.
  4978.  
  4979. 1107
  4980. 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:29,561
  4981. PEARL: Listen carefully.
  4982. Keep the car running.
  4983.  
  4984. 1108
  4985. 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,620
  4986. No, just relax. It's okay.
  4987. Everything's normal. It's cool.
  4988.  
  4989. 1109
  4990. 01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:41,180
  4991. My, uh, bandit partner, she just
  4992. accidentally robbed you last night.
  4993.  
  4994. 1110
  4995. 01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:42,740
  4996. She didn't really mean it.
  4997.  
  4998. 1111
  4999. 01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,460
  5000. And here's the money back.
  5001. No hard feelings.
  5002.  
  5003. 1112
  5004. 01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,166
  5005. Are you the grandma?
  5006.  
  5007. 1113
  5008. 01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:51,180
  5009. PEARL: Look right here.
  5010.  
  5011. 1114
  5012. 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,889
  5013. None of this happened.
  5014. None of this happened.
  5015.  
  5016. 1115
  5017. 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,980
  5018. Just relax. None of this happened.
  5019.  
  5020. 1116
  5021. 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,940
  5022. Oh. What are you doing?
  5023.  
  5024. 1117
  5025. 01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:03,900
  5026. - TAMMY: You said "Come a-running."
  5027. - PEARL: I said "Keep the car running."
  5028.  
  5029. 1118
  5030. 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:06,940
  5031. - TAMMY: You need to be more articulate.
  5032. - PEARL: I have a bag on my head.
  5033.  
  5034. 1119
  5035. 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:10,660
  5036. And by the way, why does mine have no
  5037. expression and yours has a smiley face?
  5038.  
  5039. 1120
  5040. 01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:12,980
  5041. TAMMY: It's not smiling.
  5042. I'm showing tiger teeth.
  5043.  
  5044. 1121
  5045. 01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:15,340
  5046. PEARL: Oh, I thought it was
  5047. a mustache and a smile.
  5048.  
  5049. 1122
  5050. 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,140
  5051. - TAMMY: Just go. Go, go.
  5052. - PEARL: Come on, let's get out of here.
  5053.  
  5054. 1123
  5055. 01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:20,722
  5056. TAMMY: Don't be a hero!
  5057.  
  5058. 1124
  5059. 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:24,340
  5060. - Hey.
  5061. - TAMMY: Hey. Where's Larry?
  5062.  
  5063. 1125
  5064. 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,900
  5065. - He has the day off. He's pretty shaken up.
  5066. - TAMMY: Oh.
  5067.  
  5068. 1126
  5069. 01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,300
  5070. Just tell him hi.
  5071.  
  5072. 1127
  5073. 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:30,881
  5074. Okay.
  5075.  
  5076. 1128
  5077. 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,180
  5078. TAMMY:
  5079. Watch the curb, watch the curb.
  5080.  
  5081. 1129
  5082. 01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:36,980
  5083. (KATHLEEN SOBBING)
  5084.  
  5085. 1130
  5086. 01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,100
  5087. Oh, Jesus, she's crying up a storm.
  5088. Somebody go hug her.
  5089.  
  5090. 1131
  5091. 01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,940
  5092. It's okay, Kathleen.
  5093.  
  5094. 1132
  5095. 01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:44,442
  5096. (BOTH LAUGHING)
  5097.  
  5098. 1133
  5099. 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,329
  5100. TAMMY: Oh, my God! Ha-ha-ha.
  5101.  
  5102. 1134
  5103. 01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:50,442
  5104. (BOTH CHUCKLING)
  5105.  
  5106. 1135
  5107. 01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:54,980
  5108. Niagara Falls, here we come!
  5109.  
  5110. 1136
  5111. 01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,700
  5112. Not in this car. We're gonna go
  5113. down straight and then take a right.
  5114.  
  5115. 1137
  5116. 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,884
  5117. - What?
  5118. - Yeah.
  5119.  
  5120. 1138
  5121. 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,860
  5122. PEARL: Oh, Lenore.
  5123.  
  5124. 1139
  5125. 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,660
  5126. - Hey.
  5127. - Hey. It's been too long.
  5128.  
  5129. 1140
  5130. 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:20,900
  5131. PEARL:
  5132. Too long. Sweetie, you look so great.
  5133.  
  5134. 1141
  5135. 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,900
  5136. Aw. It's great to see you.
  5137.  
  5138. 1142
  5139. 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:26,700
  5140. - PEARL: Come here.
  5141. - Aw. Is this little Tammy?
  5142.  
  5143. 1143
  5144. 01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,220
  5145. Look at you.
  5146.  
  5147. 1144
  5148. 01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:34,220
  5149. Oh. Darling, last time I saw you,
  5150. you were knee-high to a grasshopper.
  5151.  
  5152. 1145
  5153. 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,940
  5154. - Yeah, I'm taller.
  5155. - LENORE: Yes, you are.
  5156.  
  5157. 1146
  5158. 01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,100
  5159. - You don't remember me, do you?
  5160. - No, I do.
  5161.  
  5162. 1147
  5163. 01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:41,500
  5164. - You wanna see some ID? Family album?
  5165. - TAMMY: Ha, ha.
  5166.  
  5167. 1148
  5168. 01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,540
  5169. - She got a sense of humor?
  5170. - Yes. Sometimes.
  5171.  
  5172. 1149
  5173. 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,420
  5174. - Oh, darling. How's your mom?
  5175. - TAMMY: Good, I think.
  5176.  
  5177. 1150
  5178. 01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:49,460
  5179. You know, not real thrilled
  5180. with us at the moment.
  5181.  
  5182. 1151
  5183. 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,420
  5184. Yeah, Pearly filled me in.
  5185.  
  5186. 1152
  5187. 01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,380
  5188. You knocked over a Topperjack's?
  5189.  
  5190. 1153
  5191. 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,940
  5192. - Grandma.
  5193. - Lenore's cool.
  5194.  
  5195. 1154
  5196. 01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,046
  5197. That the vehicle you
  5198. perpetrated your crime with?
  5199.  
  5200. 1155
  5201. 01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:01,900
  5202. - TAMMY: Yeah.
  5203. - LENORE: Okay.
  5204.  
  5205. 1156
  5206. 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,260
  5207. This is what we're gonna do.
  5208. Get in there and take everything out.
  5209.  
  5210. 1157
  5211. 01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:07,980
  5212. Clean everything out of it,
  5213. all the evidence, okay?
  5214.  
  5215. 1158
  5216. 01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,340
  5217. You're on the lam.
  5218.  
  5219. 1159
  5220. 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:12,260
  5221. You're a fugitive from justice.
  5222. Think about it that way.
  5223.  
  5224. 1160
  5225. 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,300
  5226. - Jesus.
  5227. - And we'll pull that trailer off.
  5228.  
  5229. 1161
  5230. 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,580
  5231. - And I'll pop those plates, okay?
  5232. - Okay, what do you want me to do?
  5233.  
  5234. 1162
  5235. 01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:21,460
  5236. Oh, honey, why don't you hunker on back
  5237. down there in that RV, put your feet up?
  5238.  
  5239. 1163
  5240. 01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,500
  5241. - I got this covered.
  5242. - Okay.
  5243.  
  5244. 1164
  5245. 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,740
  5246. - Alrighty.
  5247. - All right.
  5248.  
  5249. 1165
  5250. 01:03:25,840 --> 01:03:27,241
  5251. Ow.
  5252.  
  5253. 1166
  5254. 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,260
  5255. Four dollars a gallon.
  5256.  
  5257. 1167
  5258. 01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,460
  5259. Thanks, Obamacare. Ugh.
  5260.  
  5261. 1168
  5262. 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:37,260
  5263. - I don't think this is such a good idea.
  5264. - LENORE: I do.
  5265.  
  5266. 1169
  5267. 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,860
  5268. You wanna go to prison
  5269. for robbing a store?
  5270.  
  5271. 1170
  5272. 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:42,260
  5273. Well, I returned the money.
  5274.  
  5275. 1171
  5276. 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,060
  5277. Well, I'm not a lawyer...
  5278.  
  5279. 1172
  5280. 01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:47,860
  5281. but I don't think you want the
  5282. police getting ahold of this car.
  5283.  
  5284. 1173
  5285. 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:49,805
  5286. (GRUNTS)
  5287.  
  5288. 1174
  5289. 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,684
  5290. TAMMY: Shit.
  5291.  
  5292. 1175
  5293. 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,340
  5294. I wouldn't stand there if I was you.
  5295.  
  5296. 1176
  5297. 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,460
  5298. Oh, man.
  5299.  
  5300. 1177
  5301. 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,140
  5302. (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
  5303.  
  5304. 1178
  5305. 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:03,820
  5306. Oh, my God.
  5307.  
  5308. 1179
  5309. 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,288
  5310. - LENORE: Buckle up.
  5311. - Oh, my God.
  5312.  
  5313. 1180
  5314. 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:13,089
  5315. Oh, holy shit.
  5316.  
  5317. 1181
  5318. 01:04:38,240 --> 01:04:43,282
  5319. Oh, I am so happy
  5320. every time I come here.
  5321.  
  5322. 1182
  5323. 01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,100
  5324. Susanne.
  5325.  
  5326. 1183
  5327. 01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:48,660
  5328. - Hi.
  5329. - Hi, Pearly.
  5330.  
  5331. 1184
  5332. 01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:50,340
  5333. PEARL: Oh, it's so good to see you.
  5334.  
  5335. 1185
  5336. 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,140
  5337. So good to see you.
  5338.  
  5339. 1186
  5340. 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:53,340
  5341. Isn't that precious?
  5342.  
  5343. 1187
  5344. 01:04:53,440 --> 01:04:54,500
  5345. Yes, I do remember you.
  5346.  
  5347. 1188
  5348. 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,500
  5349. SUSANNE: Hey, Tammy.
  5350. I haven't seen you in ages.
  5351.  
  5352. 1189
  5353. 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,540
  5354. - Welcome, welcome.
  5355. - Thanks.
  5356.  
  5357. 1190
  5358. 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:02,140
  5359. - Holy shit, you guys are loaded.
  5360. - Tammy, that is so rude.
  5361.  
  5362. 1191
  5363. 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:05,860
  5364. Oh, what? This is like
  5365. Falcon Crest shit and stuff.
  5366.  
  5367. 1192
  5368. 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:07,780
  5369. I thought you owned a pet food store.
  5370.  
  5371. 1193
  5372. 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:09,980
  5373. Yeah, well, I own 22 of them.
  5374.  
  5375. 1194
  5376. 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,300
  5377. - No.
  5378. - Yeah.
  5379.  
  5380. 1195
  5381. 01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:14,780
  5382. - Wasn't it, like, Martha's or Mabel's?
  5383. - Merlin's.
  5384.  
  5385. 1196
  5386. 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,380
  5387. - TAMMY: Why Merlin's?
  5388. - Because I dig wizards, man.
  5389.  
  5390. 1197
  5391. 01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:20,380
  5392. - Oh, my God, I do too. I love wizards.
  5393. - Get out of town.
  5394.  
  5395. 1198
  5396. 01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,460
  5397. I like them because they can
  5398. blow shit up with their fingers.
  5399.  
  5400. 1199
  5401. 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:27,140
  5402. SUSANNE: Tammy, have you ever been
  5403. to a lesbian Fourth of July party?
  5404.  
  5405. 1200
  5406. 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:30,530
  5407. - TAMMY: Not that I know of.
  5408. - SUSANNE: Well, they are fun. Come on, Penny.
  5409.  
  5410. 1201
  5411. 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:34,180
  5412. LENORE: So let's hear
  5413. this again. I'm fascinated.
  5414.  
  5415. 1202
  5416. 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:35,900
  5417. I just... I meant it...
  5418.  
  5419. 1203
  5420. 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:39,820
  5421. I meant it as a compliment.
  5422. I said you were super hot.
  5423.  
  5424. 1204
  5425. 01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,700
  5426. You know what I mean.
  5427.  
  5428. 1205
  5429. 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,900
  5430. When I think of what
  5431. a lesbian looks like...
  5432.  
  5433. 1206
  5434. 01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:47,529
  5435. - I think of somebody who looks more like...
  5436. - Like me?
  5437.  
  5438. 1207
  5439. 01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,340
  5440. - Ha, ha.
  5441. - Personally, I prefer the term "labisian."
  5442.  
  5443. 1208
  5444. 01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:52,980
  5445. (ALL CHUCKLE)
  5446.  
  5447. 1209
  5448. 01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,540
  5449. - We should talk about that shirt.
  5450. - Yeah, okay.
  5451.  
  5452. 1210
  5453. 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:58,820
  5454. - I love this shirt.
  5455. - I know, but it's time to give it a little break.
  5456.  
  5457. 1211
  5458. 01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,140
  5459. - What are we gonna do for the party?
  5460. - Please don't wear that shirt to the party.
  5461.  
  5462. 1212
  5463. 01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,980
  5464. Uh-oh. You're gonna doll me up...
  5465.  
  5466. 1213
  5467. 01:06:04,080 --> 01:06:07,580
  5468. and then I'm gonna have to be beating
  5469. the ladies off with a lesbian stick.
  5470.  
  5471. 1214
  5472. 01:06:07,680 --> 01:06:09,969
  5473. (LAUGHING)
  5474.  
  5475. 1215
  5476. 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:15,249
  5477. (OVER SPEAKERS) This is the time
  5478.  
  5479. 1216
  5480. 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,243
  5481. This is the time
  5482. Now it's time to go
  5483.  
  5484. 1217
  5485. 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:24,060
  5486. PEARL: Mm. There you are.
  5487. Look at you. Oh, my gosh. Wow.
  5488.  
  5489. 1218
  5490. 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,660
  5491. You look so softened.
  5492.  
  5493. 1219
  5494. 01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:30,540
  5495. Oh. I don't know. Susanne made
  5496. me put on Lenore's shirt.
  5497.  
  5498. 1220
  5499. 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:33,100
  5500. It actually looks
  5501. better on you than her.
  5502.  
  5503. 1221
  5504. 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:36,046
  5505. Look at you. Oh, my gosh.
  5506.  
  5507. 1222
  5508. 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:38,445
  5509. So nice.
  5510.  
  5511. 1223
  5512. 01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,780
  5513. Well, thanks.
  5514.  
  5515. 1224
  5516. 01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:42,500
  5517. Hey, I don't wanna be a bummer...
  5518.  
  5519. 1225
  5520. 01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:45,980
  5521. but I just wanna say something
  5522. in a super-loving way...
  5523.  
  5524. 1226
  5525. 01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,448
  5526. but could you not get
  5527. shithouse tonight?
  5528.  
  5529. 1227
  5530. 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:53,367
  5531. Oh. Sure. Easy-peasy.
  5532.  
  5533. 1228
  5534. 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,420
  5535. - I mean it.
  5536. - PEARL: Okay.
  5537.  
  5538. 1229
  5539. 01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:58,460
  5540. - So you wanna dance?
  5541. - No, they'll probably think we're a couple.
  5542.  
  5543. 1230
  5544. 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,100
  5545. - Oh, it's too late for that. Ha, ha. Come on.
  5546. - TAMMY: Ha, ha.
  5547.  
  5548. 1231
  5549. 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,460
  5550. - Look at you. I love it.
  5551. - Really?
  5552.  
  5553. 1232
  5554. 01:07:03,560 --> 01:07:05,962
  5555. (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
  5556.  
  5557. 1233
  5558. 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,020
  5559. (OVER SPEAKERS) I can't do nothin, girl
  5560. Without somebody gawkin'
  5561.  
  5562. 1234
  5563. 01:07:12,120 --> 01:07:15,220
  5564. I used to think that it was me
  5565. But now I see it wasn't
  5566.  
  5567. 1235
  5568. 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:18,166
  5569. (WHISPERS) Pearly! Pearly! Pearly!
  5570.  
  5571. 1236
  5572. 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,940
  5573. - Oh, I need your help with something.
  5574. - Is something hurting?
  5575.  
  5576. 1237
  5577. 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:25,140
  5578. No, no, no. Oh, my gosh,
  5579. you're a little sweaty, huh?
  5580.  
  5581. 1238
  5582. 01:07:25,240 --> 01:07:28,020
  5583. - I'm killing it on the dance floor.
  5584. - I know, you're dancing hard.
  5585.  
  5586. 1239
  5587. 01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,522
  5588. Well, let's just try to glow less.
  5589.  
  5590. 1240
  5591. 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,860
  5592. (IN NORMAL VOICE)
  5593. Cool off. Oh, my goodness.
  5594.  
  5595. 1241
  5596. 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:35,362
  5597. Look who it is.
  5598.  
  5599. 1242
  5600. 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,020
  5601. Hey, Tammy.
  5602.  
  5603. 1243
  5604. 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,820
  5605. - What are you guys doing here?
  5606. - Pearl invited us.
  5607.  
  5608. 1244
  5609. 01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:44,500
  5610. Pearly, where's the dance floor
  5611. and the bar? Not in that order.
  5612.  
  5613. 1245
  5614. 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:46,380
  5615. - PEARL: This way, baby.
  5616. - TAMMY: Grandma.
  5617.  
  5618. 1246
  5619. 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:49,565
  5620. - Sweetie, have fun. Bye.
  5621. - See you later, son.
  5622.  
  5623. 1247
  5624. 01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:53,500
  5625. Well, that was fast.
  5626.  
  5627. 1248
  5628. 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:57,980
  5629. I gotta say, your mom and dad have
  5630. gotta have a real weird setup...
  5631.  
  5632. 1249
  5633. 01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,323
  5634. - ...because I don't get it.
  5635. - Heh.
  5636.  
  5637. 1250
  5638. 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,620
  5639. They've actually been
  5640. separated for a long time.
  5641.  
  5642. 1251
  5643. 01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:05,940
  5644. And she's been sick
  5645. for quite a while...
  5646.  
  5647. 1252
  5648. 01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:08,860
  5649. and he still takes care of her...
  5650.  
  5651. 1253
  5652. 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:11,140
  5653. so it's kind of complicated.
  5654.  
  5655. 1254
  5656. 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,860
  5657. Yeah. It's probably complicated.
  5658.  
  5659. 1255
  5660. 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:18,081
  5661. - Anyway...
  5662. - Kind of spiffed up, aren't you?
  5663.  
  5664. 1256
  5665. 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:22,260
  5666. I just put on, like,
  5667. a shirt and pants. I'm not...
  5668.  
  5669. 1257
  5670. 01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,100
  5671. Maybe a little aftershave?
  5672.  
  5673. 1258
  5674. 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:27,100
  5675. Is that what I'm kind of smelling?
  5676.  
  5677. 1259
  5678. 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:29,340
  5679. I put on some cologne.
  5680.  
  5681. 1260
  5682. 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:34,260
  5683. - You put on man perfume to come and see me?
  5684. - No, I didn't put on ma...
  5685.  
  5686. 1261
  5687. 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:35,580
  5688. TAMMY: Hmm? Ha, ha.
  5689.  
  5690. 1262
  5691. 01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:38,220
  5692. - I think you did.
  5693. - BOBBY: Come on. I'm gonna get you a drink.
  5694.  
  5695. 1263
  5696. 01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:41,660
  5697. It's kind of a vanilla.
  5698. Like a little...
  5699.  
  5700. 1264
  5701. 01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,820
  5702. It's not vanilla, it's regular.
  5703. It's just...
  5704.  
  5705. 1265
  5706. 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:45,460
  5707. - TAMMY: I don't know.
  5708. - Come on.
  5709.  
  5710. 1266
  5711. 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:48,380
  5712. I know. I know what it is.
  5713. You smell like a cookie.
  5714.  
  5715. 1267
  5716. 01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:50,140
  5717. Shut up. I don't smell like a cookie.
  5718.  
  5719. 1268
  5720. 01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:51,780
  5721. - TAMMY: I think you do.
  5722. - BOBBY: Come on.
  5723.  
  5724. 1269
  5725. 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:53,780
  5726. (OVER SPEAKERS)
  5727. Now you shouldn't even get into
  5728.  
  5729. 1270
  5730. 01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:55,700
  5731. Yeah. Oh.
  5732.  
  5733. 1271
  5734. 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:59,900
  5735. Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
  5736.  
  5737. 1272
  5738. 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:02,209
  5739. Yeah.
  5740.  
  5741. 1273
  5742. 01:09:03,600 --> 01:09:06,060
  5743. (KOOL & THE GANG'S "GET DOWN
  5744. ON IT" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
  5745.  
  5746. 1274
  5747. 01:09:06,160 --> 01:09:07,580
  5748. (BOBBY CHUCKLING)
  5749.  
  5750. 1275
  5751. 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:09,740
  5752. How you gonna do it
  5753. If you really don't wanna dance?
  5754.  
  5755. 1276
  5756. 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,540
  5757. - Does that smell weird?
  5758. - No.
  5759.  
  5760. 1277
  5761. 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,740
  5762. (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
  5763.  
  5764. 1278
  5765. 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,140
  5766. - I told you.
  5767. - Oh! You made me smell it.
  5768.  
  5769. 1279
  5770. 01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,820
  5771. - I told you.
  5772. - Why did I do that?
  5773.  
  5774. 1280
  5775. 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:20,780
  5776. Because I told you, if somebody
  5777. says, "Does this smell weird?"...
  5778.  
  5779. 1281
  5780. 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:23,500
  5781. - I don't wanna hit anybody.
  5782. - What was that?
  5783.  
  5784. 1282
  5785. 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:26,380
  5786. It's a dog cookie. Ha, ha.
  5787. I mean, a dog biscuit.
  5788.  
  5789. 1283
  5790. 01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:29,100
  5791. You tricked me, Tammy.
  5792.  
  5793. 1284
  5794. 01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:31,284
  5795. It's because I'm tricky.
  5796.  
  5797. 1285
  5798. 01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:35,740
  5799. I actually don't think you're tricky.
  5800. You're kind of a straightforward person.
  5801.  
  5802. 1286
  5803. 01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:38,820
  5804. It's one of the things
  5805. I like about you a lot.
  5806.  
  5807. 1287
  5808. 01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,765
  5809. Oh.
  5810.  
  5811. 1288
  5812. 01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:53,140
  5813. Thanks for bailing my grandma out.
  5814.  
  5815. 1289
  5816. 01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:54,780
  5817. It was really nice.
  5818.  
  5819. 1290
  5820. 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:57,681
  5821. Of course. But, I mean,
  5822. anybody would have done it.
  5823.  
  5824. 1291
  5825. 01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,780
  5826. No, not really.
  5827.  
  5828. 1292
  5829. 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:02,940
  5830. They wouldn't have. So it was...
  5831.  
  5832. 1293
  5833. 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:04,646
  5834. Thanks.
  5835.  
  5836. 1294
  5837. 01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,489
  5838. Thanks.
  5839.  
  5840. 1295
  5841. 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,485
  5842. Well, I'm glad I could help.
  5843.  
  5844. 1296
  5845. 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:16,180
  5846. I like your hair like this,
  5847. by the way. It's nice.
  5848.  
  5849. 1297
  5850. 01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:20,100
  5851. I don't know. Susanne did
  5852. this weird clampy thing.
  5853.  
  5854. 1298
  5855. 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,940
  5856. No, it's pretty.
  5857.  
  5858. 1299
  5859. 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:24,540
  5860. You look really pretty.
  5861.  
  5862. 1300
  5863. 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,371
  5864. Thanks.
  5865.  
  5866. 1301
  5867. 01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:36,291
  5868. I know this is stupid,
  5869. but I'm still married.
  5870.  
  5871. 1302
  5872. 01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:42,084
  5873. And it's a shitty marriage...
  5874.  
  5875. 1303
  5876. 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,420
  5877. and it's over, but it
  5878. wasn't all Greg's fault.
  5879.  
  5880. 1304
  5881. 01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:49,002
  5882. I was kind of an awful wife.
  5883.  
  5884. 1305
  5885. 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:54,420
  5886. - You know, I just don't wanna add to the...
  5887. - No, it's okay.
  5888.  
  5889. 1306
  5890. 01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,940
  5891. - It's, you know... I'm sorry.
  5892. - No. Don't.
  5893.  
  5894. 1307
  5895. 01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,420
  5896. You're right. I didn't
  5897. mean to, you know...
  5898.  
  5899. 1308
  5900. 01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:01,331
  5901. Anyway.
  5902.  
  5903. 1309
  5904. 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,460
  5905. You know, I get it.
  5906.  
  5907. 1310
  5908. 01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:09,860
  5909. You know, you get a little taste
  5910. of Tammy, and then you...
  5911.  
  5912. 1311
  5913. 01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:12,660
  5914. kind of come clamoring back for more.
  5915.  
  5916. 1312
  5917. 01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,860
  5918. - You get it? Really? Ha, ha.
  5919. - Yeah.
  5920.  
  5921. 1313
  5922. 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,011
  5923. I'm like a Cheeto.
  5924. You can't eat just one.
  5925.  
  5926. 1314
  5927. 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,180
  5928. (BOTH CHUCKLE)
  5929.  
  5930. 1315
  5931. 01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,140
  5932. Tammy, that's Lay's potato chips.
  5933. That's not Cheetos.
  5934.  
  5935. 1316
  5936. 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:25,780
  5937. No, not for me. I love a Cheeto.
  5938.  
  5939. 1317
  5940. 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,740
  5941. Tammy, Bobby. Come on, you two.
  5942.  
  5943. 1318
  5944. 01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,140
  5945. You're gonna wanna see this. Come on.
  5946.  
  5947. 1319
  5948. 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:32,020
  5949. - Oh, all right.
  5950. - Okay.
  5951.  
  5952. 1320
  5953. 01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,460
  5954. - SUSANNE: Come on. Chop-chop.
  5955. - TAMMY: We're coming.
  5956.  
  5957. 1321
  5958. 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,700
  5959. Get your asses down here.
  5960.  
  5961. 1322
  5962. 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,780
  5963. TAMMY: Hey, what did
  5964. you do with the Jet Ski?
  5965.  
  5966. 1323
  5967. 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,020
  5968. LENORE: Viking burial. It's trashed.
  5969.  
  5970. 1324
  5971. 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:42,700
  5972. Viking burial.
  5973.  
  5974. 1325
  5975. 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:45,220
  5976. ALL: Viking burial!
  5977.  
  5978. 1326
  5979. 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:48,405
  5980. (CROWD CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
  5981.  
  5982. 1327
  5983. 01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:55,500
  5984. Okay. Would you like to do
  5985. the honors? It's your craft.
  5986.  
  5987. 1328
  5988. 01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:58,140
  5989. Yeah, but you love
  5990. blowing shit up, so...
  5991.  
  5992. 1329
  5993. 01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,860
  5994. Yeah, I do. God help me,
  5995. I do so love it.
  5996.  
  5997. 1330
  5998. 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:02,220
  5999. - Go, baby.
  6000. - Get on, Lenore.
  6001.  
  6002. 1331
  6003. 01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,820
  6004. The tribe has spoken.
  6005.  
  6006. 1332
  6007. 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,180
  6008. Although we did not
  6009. have the opportunity...
  6010.  
  6011. 1333
  6012. 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:09,940
  6013. to feel your mighty engines
  6014. thrum between our thighs...
  6015.  
  6016. 1334
  6017. 01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:13,540
  6018. we salute your watery prowess...
  6019.  
  6020. 1335
  6021. 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:16,441
  6022. and we commend
  6023. your spirit to Valhalla.
  6024.  
  6025. 1336
  6026. 01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:20,180
  6027. - Valhalla!
  6028. - ALL: Valhalla!
  6029.  
  6030. 1337
  6031. 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,780
  6032. (CROWD CHEERING)
  6033.  
  6034. 1338
  6035. 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,740
  6036. SUSANNE:
  6037. Go, baby. Go, baby. Go, baby.
  6038.  
  6039. 1339
  6040. 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,287
  6041. (ALL CHEERING)
  6042.  
  6043. 1340
  6044. 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,860
  6045. - LENORE: Viking burial!
  6046. - TAMMY: Viking!
  6047.  
  6048. 1341
  6049. 01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:38,761
  6050. Viking burial!
  6051.  
  6052. 1342
  6053. 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:43,580
  6054. PEARL:
  6055. Oh, lesbians! Attention, everybody.
  6056.  
  6057. 1343
  6058. 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:46,100
  6059. - Oh, shit, Grandma.
  6060. - PEARL: Hi, my name is Pearl Baizen.
  6061.  
  6062. 1344
  6063. 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:47,420
  6064. Excuse me.
  6065.  
  6066. 1345
  6067. 01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:52,209
  6068. And I wanna take this opportunity
  6069. to thank my cousin Lenore...
  6070.  
  6071. 1346
  6072. 01:12:52,360 --> 01:12:56,260
  6073. and the beautiful Susanne
  6074. for this kick-ass party.
  6075.  
  6076. 1347
  6077. 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:59,540
  6078. Yeah! Yeah.
  6079.  
  6080. 1348
  6081. 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:02,060
  6082. Mm, mm, mm.
  6083.  
  6084. 1349
  6085. 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,580
  6086. And I just wanna say
  6087. happy Fourth of July!
  6088.  
  6089. 1350
  6090. 01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,420
  6091. (PEARL & CROWD CHEERING)
  6092.  
  6093. 1351
  6094. 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:09,220
  6095. Amen, Pearl. Amen.
  6096.  
  6097. 1352
  6098. 01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,860
  6099. All right, enough of that.
  6100. Seriously, folks.
  6101.  
  6102. 1353
  6103. 01:13:11,960 --> 01:13:14,900
  6104. I wanna give a little
  6105. birthday gift to America.
  6106.  
  6107. 1354
  6108. 01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:18,529
  6109. I don't know how old America is
  6110. right now, but I just wanna say...
  6111.  
  6112. 1355
  6113. 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,540
  6114. happy birthday, America.
  6115.  
  6116. 1356
  6117. 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,220
  6118. - Beep.
  6119. - Shit.
  6120.  
  6121. 1357
  6122. 01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:24,940
  6123. (CROWD CHEERING)
  6124.  
  6125. 1358
  6126. 01:13:25,040 --> 01:13:27,602
  6127. - WOMAN: Do it again!
  6128. - Yes.
  6129.  
  6130. 1359
  6131. 01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:32,180
  6132. - Those are beauties. Really beauties.
  6133. - TAMMY: Let's go. You're done.
  6134.  
  6135. 1360
  6136. 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:33,540
  6137. You're done. You're drunk.
  6138.  
  6139. 1361
  6140. 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:36,460
  6141. What the fuck did you do?
  6142. Go get me another drink right now.
  6143.  
  6144. 1362
  6145. 01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:38,260
  6146. You said you weren't gonna drink.
  6147.  
  6148. 1363
  6149. 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:40,660
  6150. I said I wasn't gonna drink.
  6151. Get me a drink. Come on.
  6152.  
  6153. 1364
  6154. 01:13:40,760 --> 01:13:44,580
  6155. May I introduce my granddaughter,
  6156. Hamburger? What are you doing?
  6157.  
  6158. 1365
  6159. 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:48,380
  6160. Cheeseburger, sorry.
  6161. She's actually Cheeseburger.
  6162.  
  6163. 1366
  6164. 01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,260
  6165. Hey, hey, hey. What? What?
  6166.  
  6167. 1367
  6168. 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:53,220
  6169. - Don't tell me what to do.
  6170. - Just get off the...
  6171.  
  6172. 1368
  6173. 01:13:53,320 --> 01:13:56,087
  6174. I don't want some fat loser
  6175. telling me what to do.
  6176.  
  6177. 1369
  6178. 01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:00,220
  6179. You're just being an asshole because
  6180. you're drunk, and it's not okay.
  6181.  
  6182. 1370
  6183. 01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,780
  6184. Hey, we're all drunk, Tammy.
  6185.  
  6186. 1371
  6187. 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,260
  6188. - She didn't mean anything by it.
  6189. - I absolutely do mean it.
  6190.  
  6191. 1372
  6192. 01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:06,860
  6193. I totally understand.
  6194. I don't blame Greg.
  6195.  
  6196. 1373
  6197. 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:10,300
  6198. I would leave her too. I mean,
  6199. I wouldn't want anything to do with her.
  6200.  
  6201. 1374
  6202. 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:13,420
  6203. Look at her. Come on,
  6204. everybody, people. Oh...
  6205.  
  6206. 1375
  6207. 01:14:13,520 --> 01:14:16,651
  6208. Look at that. Ugh. What?
  6209.  
  6210. 1376
  6211. 01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:18,940
  6212. What?
  6213.  
  6214. 1377
  6215. 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:22,171
  6216. At least I didn't try to fuck
  6217. my daughter's husband.
  6218.  
  6219. 1378
  6220. 01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,180
  6221. - How'd you know about that?
  6222. - TAMMY: Fuck you.
  6223.  
  6224. 1379
  6225. 01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:26,681
  6226. What?
  6227.  
  6228. 1380
  6229. 01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,060
  6230. - Always something with her.
  6231. - TAMMY: You fucking drunk.
  6232.  
  6233. 1381
  6234. 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:33,020
  6235. - LENORE: Okay. We're having fun.
  6236. - All right, let's get the party going.
  6237.  
  6238. 1382
  6239. 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:36,020
  6240. - Why's everybody being so quiet?
  6241. - LENORE: We gotta go. Here we go.
  6242.  
  6243. 1383
  6244. 01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:39,780
  6245. What? What? All right.
  6246. What did I say? What did I say?
  6247.  
  6248. 1384
  6249. 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:42,700
  6250. Thank you, Sanne, everybody. Whoa.
  6251.  
  6252. 1385
  6253. 01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:44,281
  6254. (PEARL LAUGHS)
  6255.  
  6256. 1386
  6257. 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:49,220
  6258. LENORE: There you are.
  6259.  
  6260. 1387
  6261. 01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:53,247
  6262. I've been looking all
  6263. over creation for you.
  6264.  
  6265. 1388
  6266. 01:14:56,960 --> 01:14:59,840
  6267. Quite a show you two put on.
  6268.  
  6269. 1389
  6270. 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,660
  6271. I didn't start anything.
  6272.  
  6273. 1390
  6274. 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:06,289
  6275. Well, you sure finished it,
  6276. though, didn't you?
  6277.  
  6278. 1391
  6279. 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:11,180
  6280. What was I supposed to do? Just stand
  6281. there while she said shitty things to me?
  6282.  
  6283. 1392
  6284. 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:14,570
  6285. - It's not fair.
  6286. - What the hell does fair have to do with it?
  6287.  
  6288. 1393
  6289. 01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:16,700
  6290. I got a big news flash
  6291. for you, Tammy.
  6292.  
  6293. 1394
  6294. 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:20,620
  6295. Life isn't fair. You're gonna have to scrape
  6296. and claw for everything you want...
  6297.  
  6298. 1395
  6299. 01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:22,500
  6300. just like the rest of us.
  6301.  
  6302. 1396
  6303. 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:26,980
  6304. You know, for years you've been bellyaching
  6305. and complaining about how your life sucks...
  6306.  
  6307. 1397
  6308. 01:15:27,080 --> 01:15:30,060
  6309. but you haven't done one
  6310. single thing to make it better.
  6311.  
  6312. 1398
  6313. 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,060
  6314. It isn't magic, you know.
  6315.  
  6316. 1399
  6317. 01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:35,340
  6318. You can't just bitch and moan
  6319. and expect shit to change.
  6320.  
  6321. 1400
  6322. 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:37,700
  6323. You think this house just
  6324. fell on my head one day?
  6325.  
  6326. 1401
  6327. 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,980
  6328. I had to work hard.
  6329.  
  6330. 1402
  6331. 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:44,180
  6332. You know, gay hasn't always
  6333. been in fashion, my friend.
  6334.  
  6335. 1403
  6336. 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:46,603
  6337. Susanne and I...
  6338.  
  6339. 1404
  6340. 01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:52,490
  6341. If you had any idea how
  6342. hard we had to work...
  6343.  
  6344. 1405
  6345. 01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:57,889
  6346. We didn't have anything handed to us.
  6347.  
  6348. 1406
  6349. 01:15:59,560 --> 01:16:02,008
  6350. You need to grow up, honey.
  6351.  
  6352. 1407
  6353. 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,060
  6354. You don't know anything about me.
  6355.  
  6356. 1408
  6357. 01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,483
  6358. You're not that mysterious.
  6359.  
  6360. 1409
  6361. 01:16:07,880 --> 01:16:09,500
  6362. Dogs are mysterious.
  6363.  
  6364. 1410
  6365. 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,860
  6366. Ooh. Cats.
  6367.  
  6368. 1411
  6369. 01:16:11,960 --> 01:16:13,260
  6370. Birds.
  6371.  
  6372. 1412
  6373. 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,762
  6374. Fish. Fish are the most mysterious.
  6375.  
  6376. 1413
  6377. 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:18,602
  6378. And I've made a mint,
  6379. thank you, Jesus.
  6380.  
  6381. 1414
  6382. 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,804
  6383. But we're not mysterious.
  6384.  
  6385. 1415
  6386. 01:16:23,240 --> 01:16:24,460
  6387. Look, you know...
  6388.  
  6389. 1416
  6390. 01:16:24,560 --> 01:16:28,260
  6391. she shouldn't have said all those
  6392. ugly things. I agree with you.
  6393.  
  6394. 1417
  6395. 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,380
  6396. But she's drunk.
  6397.  
  6398. 1418
  6399. 01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,620
  6400. She won't remember it tomorrow.
  6401.  
  6402. 1419
  6403. 01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,220
  6404. Yeah, she's always drunk.
  6405.  
  6406. 1420
  6407. 01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:36,245
  6408. She's an alcoholic, Tammy.
  6409.  
  6410. 1421
  6411. 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,180
  6412. She's sick.
  6413.  
  6414. 1422
  6415. 01:16:38,280 --> 01:16:41,300
  6416. You need to focus on getting
  6417. your shit together.
  6418.  
  6419. 1423
  6420. 01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:47,204
  6421. Why don't you figure out what it is that
  6422. you really want and just go after it?
  6423.  
  6424. 1424
  6425. 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,723
  6426. Maybe you can help her out.
  6427.  
  6428. 1425
  6429. 01:16:53,560 --> 01:16:55,900
  6430. I'm gonna go blow up some fireworks.
  6431.  
  6432. 1426
  6433. 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,481
  6434. (LENORE CLICKS TONGUE)
  6435.  
  6436. 1427
  6437. 01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:02,260
  6438. (SINGING) Suzanne
  6439.  
  6440. 1428
  6441. 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:07,220
  6442. Takes you down to
  6443. that place by the river
  6444.  
  6445. 1429
  6446. 01:17:07,320 --> 01:17:09,768
  6447. Suzanne
  6448.  
  6449. 1430
  6450. 01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,340
  6451. - BOBBY: Hey.
  6452. - Oh!
  6453.  
  6454. 1431
  6455. 01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:18,900
  6456. - Oh, God.
  6457. - Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
  6458.  
  6459. 1432
  6460. 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:23,820
  6461. - Why you coming at me, like, out of the dark?
  6462. - I was... I'm sorry, I was just checking on you.
  6463.  
  6464. 1433
  6465. 01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,060
  6466. It looked like you were
  6467. having a hard time out there.
  6468.  
  6469. 1434
  6470. 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:27,340
  6471. Oh.
  6472.  
  6473. 1435
  6474. 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:31,020
  6475. She kind of told me I was an asshole
  6476. and to get my shit together.
  6477.  
  6478. 1436
  6479. 01:17:31,120 --> 01:17:32,660
  6480. Jesus, that's a little harsh.
  6481.  
  6482. 1437
  6483. 01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:35,420
  6484. I'm not so sure that
  6485. she wasn't right.
  6486.  
  6487. 1438
  6488. 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:40,740
  6489. Can't exactly keep complaining about
  6490. my life and not doing anything about it.
  6491.  
  6492. 1439
  6493. 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:43,740
  6494. Yeah, but you had a hard night
  6495. with your grandma and everything.
  6496.  
  6497. 1440
  6498. 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,940
  6499. - Yeah, that was great.
  6500. - Yeah.
  6501.  
  6502. 1441
  6503. 01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:51,780
  6504. Heh. I don't know. I'm the one that let her
  6505. walk off to the bar with Earl. I don't know.
  6506.  
  6507. 1442
  6508. 01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:55,020
  6509. I shouldn't have brought
  6510. Earl here. I knew it.
  6511.  
  6512. 1443
  6513. 01:17:55,120 --> 01:17:56,760
  6514. But I wanted to see you.
  6515.  
  6516. 1444
  6517. 01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:01,807
  6518. Heh. Yeah, because
  6519. I'm such a great catch.
  6520.  
  6521. 1445
  6522. 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:03,580
  6523. No, it's not that you're a catch.
  6524.  
  6525. 1446
  6526. 01:18:03,680 --> 01:18:05,740
  6527. I mean, I'm not saying
  6528. you're not a catch.
  6529.  
  6530. 1447
  6531. 01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:10,300
  6532. Just, you know, my life's boring,
  6533. and you're a very not-boring person.
  6534.  
  6535. 1448
  6536. 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,980
  6537. And, you know, I... it's...
  6538.  
  6539. 1449
  6540. 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:17,700
  6541. Wow. You're kind of super
  6542. bad at compliments.
  6543.  
  6544. 1450
  6545. 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:20,780
  6546. Like, it's kind of amazing, really.
  6547.  
  6548. 1451
  6549. 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:26,860
  6550. I'm doing my best, but I
  6551. think you know what I meant.
  6552.  
  6553. 1452
  6554. 01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:28,646
  6555. I know what you meant.
  6556.  
  6557. 1453
  6558. 01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:35,220
  6559. I don't know. I don't
  6560. really think that now...
  6561.  
  6562. 1454
  6563. 01:18:35,320 --> 01:18:40,380
  6564. is kind of a great moment for
  6565. either one of... You know.
  6566.  
  6567. 1455
  6568. 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:43,780
  6569. You've got your dad
  6570. you're chasing after.
  6571.  
  6572. 1456
  6573. 01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:46,362
  6574. And I don't even have a car...
  6575.  
  6576. 1457
  6577. 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:50,328
  6578. or, you know, a job.
  6579.  
  6580. 1458
  6581. 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:55,820
  6582. You know, I don't think...
  6583.  
  6584. 1459
  6585. 01:18:55,920 --> 01:19:00,500
  6586. that putting two messes
  6587. together is gonna somehow...
  6588.  
  6589. 1460
  6590. 01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,162
  6591. make an unmess, you know?
  6592.  
  6593. 1461
  6594. 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,728
  6595. I guess I just think you're wrong.
  6596.  
  6597. 1462
  6598. 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:11,700
  6599. Probably.
  6600.  
  6601. 1463
  6602. 01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,646
  6603. I usually am.
  6604.  
  6605. 1464
  6606. 01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,020
  6607. Well...
  6608.  
  6609. 1465
  6610. 01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:20,300
  6611. I should probably get out of here...
  6612.  
  6613. 1466
  6614. 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,340
  6615. because my dad is now starting...
  6616.  
  6617. 1467
  6618. 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:26,127
  6619. to flash his breasts to the lesbians.
  6620.  
  6621. 1468
  6622. 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:30,540
  6623. Huh. Oh, God. Yeah.
  6624.  
  6625. 1469
  6626. 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:35,250
  6627. - That's probably your cue.
  6628. - So... Yeah.
  6629.  
  6630. 1470
  6631. 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:39,880
  6632. - I guess we're goodbye-ing again.
  6633. - Yeah.
  6634.  
  6635. 1471
  6636. 01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:42,460
  6637. (TAMMY CHUCKLES)
  6638.  
  6639. 1472
  6640. 01:19:42,560 --> 01:19:46,700
  6641. - Just wanted to mix things up a little.
  6642. - BOBBY: All right.
  6643.  
  6644. 1473
  6645. 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,202
  6646. (FIREWORKS POPPING)
  6647.  
  6648. 1474
  6649. 01:19:51,080 --> 01:19:53,528
  6650. I still think you're wrong,
  6651. I gotta say.
  6652.  
  6653. 1475
  6654. 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:59,570
  6655. I can't hear you.
  6656. Lenore's blowing shit up.
  6657.  
  6658. 1476
  6659. 01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:02,602
  6660. (CROWD CHATTERING)
  6661.  
  6662. 1477
  6663. 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,260
  6664. - Morning.
  6665. - Morning.
  6666.  
  6667. 1478
  6668. 01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:17,740
  6669. Morning.
  6670.  
  6671. 1479
  6672. 01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,380
  6673. Quite a party, huh?
  6674.  
  6675. 1480
  6676. 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,220
  6677. 'Twas, indeed.
  6678.  
  6679. 1481
  6680. 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:23,380
  6681. Oh. I'll get in on that.
  6682.  
  6683. 1482
  6684. 01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:25,540
  6685. Thanks for the
  6686. ass-kicking last night.
  6687.  
  6688. 1483
  6689. 01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,530
  6690. No problemo.
  6691.  
  6692. 1484
  6693. 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,602
  6694. - Where's Grandma?
  6695. - LENORE: Outside.
  6696.  
  6697. 1485
  6698. 01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:34,642
  6699. Maybe I'll bring her a cup.
  6700.  
  6701. 1486
  6702. 01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:39,971
  6703. Can we call a truce, or do we
  6704. have to actually fistfight?
  6705.  
  6706. 1487
  6707. 01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:44,567
  6708. Grandma, I brought you some coffee.
  6709.  
  6710. 1488
  6711. 01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:48,380
  6712. Hey.
  6713.  
  6714. 1489
  6715. 01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,689
  6716. Hello?
  6717.  
  6718. 1490
  6719. 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:55,620
  6720. Grandma, I brought you some coffee.
  6721.  
  6722. 1491
  6723. 01:20:55,720 --> 01:20:57,884
  6724. Grandma?
  6725.  
  6726. 1492
  6727. 01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,980
  6728. Grandma?
  6729.  
  6730. 1493
  6731. 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,323
  6732. Grandma? Grandma.
  6733.  
  6734. 1494
  6735. 01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:06,820
  6736. Grandma. Grandma.
  6737.  
  6738. 1495
  6739. 01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,140
  6740. Come on. Shit. Come on, wake up.
  6741.  
  6742. 1496
  6743. 01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:12,260
  6744. Grandma, wake up!
  6745.  
  6746. 1497
  6747. 01:21:12,360 --> 01:21:15,843
  6748. Wake up! God.
  6749.  
  6750. 1498
  6751. 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:20,407
  6752. I'm so sorry.
  6753.  
  6754. 1499
  6755. 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:23,443
  6756. I'm so sorry.
  6757.  
  6758. 1500
  6759. 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,365
  6760. Shit.
  6761.  
  6762. 1501
  6763. 01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,804
  6764. Hey!
  6765.  
  6766. 1502
  6767. 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:37,940
  6768. - She's not breathing. She's dead.
  6769. - LENORE: What?
  6770.  
  6771. 1503
  6772. 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:39,540
  6773. - Oh, my God, what?
  6774. - TAMMY: She's dead.
  6775.  
  6776. 1504
  6777. 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:41,020
  6778. Oh, Robin, call 911.
  6779.  
  6780. 1505
  6781. 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:44,020
  6782. - TAMMY: She's dead. She's not breathing at all.
  6783. - You can't be serious.
  6784.  
  6785. 1506
  6786. 01:21:44,120 --> 01:21:45,220
  6787. What's happened?
  6788.  
  6789. 1507
  6790. 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:47,980
  6791. She's not breathing, and I
  6792. just let her drink all night.
  6793.  
  6794. 1508
  6795. 01:21:48,080 --> 01:21:50,860
  6796. - LENORE: No, no, honey. It's not your fault.
  6797. - TAMMY: It is my fault.
  6798.  
  6799. 1509
  6800. 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:53,620
  6801. Tammy, it's not your fault.
  6802. Oh, my God. What happened?
  6803.  
  6804. 1510
  6805. 01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:55,380
  6806. (SCREAMING)
  6807.  
  6808. 1511
  6809. 01:21:55,480 --> 01:21:57,450
  6810. Pearl! Oh, my God!
  6811.  
  6812. 1512
  6813. 01:21:57,840 --> 01:22:00,860
  6814. Oh, God! Oh, my God, Pearl!
  6815.  
  6816. 1513
  6817. 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:02,964
  6818. Pearl!
  6819.  
  6820. 1514
  6821. 01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:06,380
  6822. What the fuck?!
  6823.  
  6824. 1515
  6825. 01:22:06,480 --> 01:22:08,460
  6826. - What the fuck?
  6827. - What happened?
  6828.  
  6829. 1516
  6830. 01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:10,420
  6831. LENORE: Go get her.
  6832.  
  6833. 1517
  6834. 01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:12,660
  6835. - Oh, my God.
  6836. - SUSANNE: She's not dead.
  6837.  
  6838. 1518
  6839. 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,060
  6840. - TAMMY: on, my God.
  6841. - PEARL: What?
  6842.  
  6843. 1519
  6844. 01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:17,540
  6845. - TAMMY: Sit. Okay, okay.
  6846. - I think she passed out.
  6847.  
  6848. 1520
  6849. 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:19,660
  6850. - TAMMY: What were you thinking?
  6851. - What?
  6852.  
  6853. 1521
  6854. 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:22,700
  6855. You weren't breathing.
  6856. We all thought you were dead.
  6857.  
  6858. 1522
  6859. 01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:26,300
  6860. You are gonna clean your shit up.
  6861. You're gonna stop all this drinking.
  6862.  
  6863. 1523
  6864. 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,380
  6865. Do you hear me? You look terrible.
  6866.  
  6867. 1524
  6868. 01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:31,180
  6869. Well, my feet...
  6870. I don't feel so good.
  6871.  
  6872. 1525
  6873. 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,860
  6874. Goddamn it, Pearly.
  6875.  
  6876. 1526
  6877. 01:22:32,960 --> 01:22:35,761
  6878. Nobody should die in a lawn chair.
  6879.  
  6880. 1527
  6881. 01:22:37,720 --> 01:22:40,580
  6882. TAMMY: All right. All right,
  6883. don't shake her, don't shake her.
  6884.  
  6885. 1528
  6886. 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:42,100
  6887. Don't bounce her so much.
  6888.  
  6889. 1529
  6890. 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:45,100
  6891. Remember, she's not taking all of her
  6892. pills she's supposed to be taking.
  6893.  
  6894. 1530
  6895. 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,409
  6896. EMT: Okay. Thank you, ma'am.
  6897.  
  6898. 1531
  6899. 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,540
  6900. Did I flash my boobs last night?
  6901.  
  6902. 1532
  6903. 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:53,540
  6904. - TAMMY: Yeah. You did.
  6905. - Did I?
  6906.  
  6907. 1533
  6908. 01:22:53,640 --> 01:22:56,020
  6909. Yeah. You were throwing
  6910. them around last night.
  6911.  
  6912. 1534
  6913. 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:59,260
  6914. Beep, boop. All the way. Yeah,
  6915. Earl has them all over Facebook.
  6916.  
  6917. 1535
  6918. 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:02,260
  6919. TAMMY: They look good. I mean...
  6920.  
  6921. 1536
  6922. 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:04,060
  6923. Oh, my God.
  6924.  
  6925. 1537
  6926. 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:06,540
  6927. Oh, my God, I was mean...
  6928.  
  6929. 1538
  6930. 01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,804
  6931. Oh, I was mean to you.
  6932.  
  6933. 1539
  6934. 01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:11,740
  6935. I called you Cheeseburger.
  6936. Oh, my God.
  6937.  
  6938. 1540
  6939. 01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:14,860
  6940. - It's okay.
  6941. - SUSANNE: Pearly, we'll be right behind, okay?
  6942.  
  6943. 1541
  6944. 01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:16,820
  6945. - TAMMY: It's okay. It's okay.
  6946. - PEARL: Oh, no.
  6947.  
  6948. 1542
  6949. 01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:19,402
  6950. - SUSANNE: We'll follow, okay?
  6951. - TAMMY: Yeah.
  6952.  
  6953. 1543
  6954. 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:24,121
  6955. Oh, shit.
  6956.  
  6957. 1544
  6958. 01:23:25,520 --> 01:23:26,820
  6959. Hey, officers.
  6960.  
  6961. 1545
  6962. 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:30,220
  6963. Ambulance got here first,
  6964. but she's gonna be okay.
  6965.  
  6966. 1546
  6967. 01:23:30,320 --> 01:23:33,100
  6968. So don't worry about it.
  6969. Thank you, though.
  6970.  
  6971. 1547
  6972. 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:36,700
  6973. Ma'am, we got reports that someone was
  6974. burning a Jet Ski on the lake last night.
  6975.  
  6976. 1548
  6977. 01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,620
  6978. - You see anything?
  6979. - Oh.
  6980.  
  6981. 1549
  6982. 01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:43,820
  6983. Uh, it's super uncool.
  6984. I would never burn a watercraft.
  6985.  
  6986. 1550
  6987. 01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:45,340
  6988. - Oh, no.
  6989. - No.
  6990.  
  6991. 1551
  6992. 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:46,620
  6993. No?
  6994.  
  6995. 1552
  6996. 01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:49,380
  6997. We've also been tracking
  6998. a 2004 Cadillac de Ville...
  6999.  
  7000. 1553
  7001. 01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:52,884
  7002. towing a Jet Ski that was involved
  7003. in a robbery. Anything on that?
  7004.  
  7005. 1554
  7006. 01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:55,220
  7007. Uh...
  7008.  
  7009. 1555
  7010. 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,180
  7011. You know, uh... Ooh, wow.
  7012.  
  7013. 1556
  7014. 01:23:57,280 --> 01:24:01,890
  7015. That's a Hawaiian bear shirt.
  7016. You don't see a lot of those around here.
  7017.  
  7018. 1557
  7019. 01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:04,620
  7020. You probably see quite a few.
  7021.  
  7022. 1558
  7023. 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:06,540
  7024. You're gonna have to
  7025. come with us. Let's go.
  7026.  
  7027. 1559
  7028. 01:24:06,640 --> 01:24:08,420
  7029. - TAMMY: Oh. Come on, man.
  7030. - Let's go, ma'am.
  7031.  
  7032. 1560
  7033. 01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:10,820
  7034. Stand back, ladies. Right this way.
  7035.  
  7036. 1561
  7037. 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:12,500
  7038. TAMMY: I'm going with...
  7039.  
  7040. 1562
  7041. 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:14,980
  7042. - I bet you see a lot of bear shirts.
  7043. - OFFICER: No, no, ma'am.
  7044.  
  7045. 1563
  7046. 01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:18,420
  7047. - Constant.
  7048. - OFFICER: Ma'am. Get...
  7049.  
  7050. 1564
  7051. 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:20,340
  7052. - Are you serious?
  7053. - TAMMY: Ow. There was a bee.
  7054.  
  7055. 1565
  7056. 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:22,780
  7057. - There's no bees here, ma'am.
  7058. - There was a bee.
  7059.  
  7060. 1566
  7061. 01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:24,884
  7062. You can't run from the law.
  7063.  
  7064. 1567
  7065. 01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,740
  7066. GUARD 1: Tammy Banks.
  7067.  
  7068. 1568
  7069. 01:24:31,840 --> 01:24:33,890
  7070. GUARD 2: On the gate.
  7071.  
  7072. 1569
  7073. 01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:40,740
  7074. See you later.
  7075.  
  7076. 1570
  7077. 01:24:40,840 --> 01:24:43,163
  7078. I hope not.
  7079.  
  7080. 1571
  7081. 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,220
  7082. Hey, Dad.
  7083.  
  7084. 1572
  7085. 01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:51,220
  7086. Tammy. You rehabilitated?
  7087.  
  7088. 1573
  7089. 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:55,441
  7090. - I guess.
  7091. - Then let's go home.
  7092.  
  7093. 1574
  7094. 01:24:58,480 --> 01:25:00,300
  7095. Wherever that is.
  7096.  
  7097. 1575
  7098. 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,420
  7099. Yeah. I'm not too happy with Greg.
  7100.  
  7101. 1576
  7102. 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:05,340
  7103. Yeah, me either.
  7104.  
  7105. 1577
  7106. 01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:07,569
  7107. Look, um...
  7108.  
  7109. 1578
  7110. 01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:12,281
  7111. you want me to take care of that
  7112. wiggly little motherfucker for you?
  7113.  
  7114. 1579
  7115. 01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:15,921
  7116. - What? - I'll go over there
  7117. and kill him for you right now.
  7118.  
  7119. 1580
  7120. 01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:20,180
  7121. I'm old. I don't care
  7122. if I go to jail.
  7123.  
  7124. 1581
  7125. 01:25:20,280 --> 01:25:22,284
  7126. They got magazines
  7127. in there, don't they?
  7128.  
  7129. 1582
  7130. 01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:23,980
  7131. Oh.
  7132.  
  7133. 1583
  7134. 01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:28,121
  7135. I thought you were serious
  7136. for a minute. Heh...
  7137.  
  7138. 1584
  7139. 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:30,100
  7140. You're kidding, right?
  7141.  
  7142. 1585
  7143. 01:25:30,200 --> 01:25:32,260
  7144. Jesus, Dad.
  7145.  
  7146. 1586
  7147. 01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:34,620
  7148. You know we're at a prison. Okay?
  7149.  
  7150. 1587
  7151. 01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:39,140
  7152. I do not want you to
  7153. hurt Greg in any way.
  7154.  
  7155. 1588
  7156. 01:25:39,240 --> 01:25:41,483
  7157. God.
  7158.  
  7159. 1589
  7160. 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:49,049
  7161. You know, Grandma told me
  7162. that she made a pass at you.
  7163.  
  7164. 1590
  7165. 01:25:49,280 --> 01:25:53,321
  7166. Heh. Oh, yeah, well, she used to
  7167. hit on everybody all the time.
  7168.  
  7169. 1591
  7170. 01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:56,340
  7171. You know the ice-cream
  7172. guy, Jerry Miller?
  7173.  
  7174. 1592
  7175. 01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:59,810
  7176. He was the only one who went for it.
  7177.  
  7178. 1593
  7179. 01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,740
  7180. Oh, God.
  7181.  
  7182. 1594
  7183. 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,820
  7184. Let's roll. Mom's waiting.
  7185.  
  7186. 1595
  7187. 01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:08,970
  7188. TAMMY: Oh, God.
  7189.  
  7190. 1596
  7191. 01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,700
  7192. You don't have to go
  7193. in there right now.
  7194.  
  7195. 1597
  7196. 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:22,123
  7197. Now's a good a time as any.
  7198.  
  7199. 1598
  7200. 01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:34,740
  7201. - Hey, Tammy.
  7202. - Hey, Greg.
  7203.  
  7204. 1599
  7205. 01:26:34,840 --> 01:26:35,980
  7206. Come on in.
  7207.  
  7208. 1600
  7209. 01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:37,561
  7210. - TAMMY: Really?
  7211. - Yeah.
  7212.  
  7213. 1601
  7214. 01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:51,161
  7215. Well, see you kind of made
  7216. yourself at home, huh?
  7217.  
  7218. 1602
  7219. 01:26:52,320 --> 01:26:54,449
  7220. Bold.
  7221.  
  7222. 1603
  7223. 01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:56,964
  7224. Uh...
  7225.  
  7226. 1604
  7227. 01:26:57,160 --> 01:27:02,220
  7228. Just wanted to, you know,
  7229. let you guys know that I'm okay.
  7230.  
  7231. 1605
  7232. 01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,820
  7233. You know? With me.
  7234.  
  7235. 1606
  7236. 01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:07,460
  7237. Not so much what
  7238. you guys did that's...
  7239.  
  7240. 1607
  7241. 01:27:07,560 --> 01:27:10,820
  7242. I mean, you know,
  7243. that's really between you...
  7244.  
  7245. 1608
  7246. 01:27:10,920 --> 01:27:12,860
  7247. and that guy upstairs.
  7248.  
  7249. 1609
  7250. 01:27:12,960 --> 01:27:15,900
  7251. But I think he frowns on adultery.
  7252.  
  7253. 1610
  7254. 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:19,085
  7255. I'd say that, so I think
  7256. you burn, actually.
  7257.  
  7258. 1611
  7259. 01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:24,404
  7260. So I'm just gonna get my stuff.
  7261.  
  7262. 1612
  7263. 01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:30,007
  7264. MISSI:
  7265. I, uh... I folded your clothes.
  7266.  
  7267. 1613
  7268. 01:27:47,240 --> 01:27:50,300
  7269. - So glad you're home.
  7270. - Thanks for letting me stay here.
  7271.  
  7272. 1614
  7273. 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,290
  7274. Oh, yeah.
  7275.  
  7276. 1615
  7277. 01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:54,060
  7278. You look good.
  7279.  
  7280. 1616
  7281. 01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:55,340
  7282. - TAMMY: Yeah?
  7283. - Yeah.
  7284.  
  7285. 1617
  7286. 01:27:55,440 --> 01:27:58,260
  7287. - Prison agree with me? Heh.
  7288. - Heh. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
  7289.  
  7290. 1618
  7291. 01:27:58,360 --> 01:28:00,444
  7292. Think it kind of did.
  7293.  
  7294. 1619
  7295. 01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:04,020
  7296. I got your room all set up so...
  7297.  
  7298. 1620
  7299. 01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:05,460
  7300. - Yeah?
  7301. - DEB: Yeah.
  7302.  
  7303. 1621
  7304. 01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,420
  7305. Oh, God. I'm not bunking
  7306. with Grandma, am I?
  7307.  
  7308. 1622
  7309. 01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:11,660
  7310. - No. Heh. She's at Brookview.
  7311. - TAMMY: What?
  7312.  
  7313. 1623
  7314. 01:28:11,760 --> 01:28:13,900
  7315. Did you lock her up?
  7316. That is bullshit!
  7317.  
  7318. 1624
  7319. 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,180
  7320. - Give me your car keys, Dad.
  7321. - Tammy, wait!
  7322.  
  7323. 1625
  7324. 01:28:16,280 --> 01:28:19,650
  7325. - I'm gonna remember that when you get old.
  7326. - DEB: Tammy.
  7327.  
  7328. 1626
  7329. 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,971
  7330. Hey!
  7331.  
  7332. 1627
  7333. 01:28:25,160 --> 01:28:28,300
  7334. - Hey, super-old guy, where's Pearl Baizen?
  7335. - What?
  7336.  
  7337. 1628
  7338. 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,370
  7339. Oh, God.
  7340.  
  7341. 1629
  7342. 01:28:32,520 --> 01:28:35,161
  7343. Come on, man.
  7344.  
  7345. 1630
  7346. 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:40,460
  7347. Grandma.
  7348.  
  7349. 1631
  7350. 01:28:40,560 --> 01:28:41,740
  7351. Tammy!
  7352.  
  7353. 1632
  7354. 01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:44,220
  7355. I didn't know you were coming.
  7356. Come here, give me a hug.
  7357.  
  7358. 1633
  7359. 01:28:44,320 --> 01:28:46,340
  7360. TAMMY: Look at you.
  7361. It's worse than I thought.
  7362.  
  7363. 1634
  7364. 01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:50,561
  7365. PEARL: Why do you have to go so fast?
  7366. All right, everybody. I'll be back.
  7367.  
  7368. 1635
  7369. 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,340
  7370. TAMMY: I got the car. Let's go.
  7371.  
  7372. 1636
  7373. 01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:56,100
  7374. - Goddamn it. Ooh.
  7375. - I'll get the door.
  7376.  
  7377. 1637
  7378. 01:28:56,200 --> 01:28:58,980
  7379. You could've killed me.
  7380. What are you thinking?
  7381.  
  7382. 1638
  7383. 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:01,860
  7384. Just stop. Do you hear me?
  7385.  
  7386. 1639
  7387. 01:29:01,960 --> 01:29:05,300
  7388. Oh, my God. You can still walk.
  7389.  
  7390. 1640
  7391. 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:08,300
  7392. Of course I can walk. I was
  7393. teaching an exercise class.
  7394.  
  7395. 1641
  7396. 01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:09,980
  7397. Why were you sitting in a wheelchair?
  7398.  
  7399. 1642
  7400. 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:12,180
  7401. Because most of them
  7402. are in wheelchairs.
  7403.  
  7404. 1643
  7405. 01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,540
  7406. Well, why didn't you tell
  7407. me you were in here?
  7408.  
  7409. 1644
  7410. 01:29:14,640 --> 01:29:16,700
  7411. I didn't wanna make you jealous.
  7412.  
  7413. 1645
  7414. 01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:19,580
  7415. I mean, you were in jail,
  7416. and I'm at this cool place.
  7417.  
  7418. 1646
  7419. 01:29:19,680 --> 01:29:21,300
  7420. And my AA meetings are here.
  7421.  
  7422. 1647
  7423. 01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:26,860
  7424. I made friends, and I'm seeing
  7425. this 84-year-old from Philly.
  7426.  
  7427. 1648
  7428. 01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:29,601
  7429. He was a hockey player,
  7430. so he seems younger but...
  7431.  
  7432. 1649
  7433. 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:34,361
  7434. We've been going kind of slow,
  7435. and this might be the weekend.
  7436.  
  7437. 1650
  7438. 01:29:34,600 --> 01:29:36,161
  7439. Ugh.
  7440.  
  7441. 1651
  7442. 01:29:37,800 --> 01:29:39,580
  7443. You look good.
  7444.  
  7445. 1652
  7446. 01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:41,620
  7447. Thanks. You look great.
  7448.  
  7449. 1653
  7450. 01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:42,940
  7451. - Yeah?
  7452. - Yeah.
  7453.  
  7454. 1654
  7455. 01:29:43,040 --> 01:29:45,380
  7456. I was afraid to eat
  7457. the meat in jail, so...
  7458.  
  7459. 1655
  7460. 01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:47,291
  7461. - That's a good call.
  7462. - Yeah.
  7463.  
  7464. 1656
  7465. 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:52,940
  7466. God. I am so sorry.
  7467. So sorry about everything.
  7468.  
  7469. 1657
  7470. 01:29:53,040 --> 01:29:54,780
  7471. I'm sorry.
  7472.  
  7473. 1658
  7474. 01:29:54,880 --> 01:29:57,660
  7475. I was a total jerk to you, and I
  7476. should've taken better care of you.
  7477.  
  7478. 1659
  7479. 01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:00,140
  7480. No, it wasn't your job
  7481. to take care of me.
  7482.  
  7483. 1660
  7484. 01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:02,642
  7485. Little bit, it was.
  7486.  
  7487. 1661
  7488. 01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:05,740
  7489. No, I love you so much. I really do.
  7490.  
  7491. 1662
  7492. 01:30:05,840 --> 01:30:07,380
  7493. Well, I'm pretty great.
  7494.  
  7495. 1663
  7496. 01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:09,882
  7497. You are really great.
  7498.  
  7499. 1664
  7500. 01:30:10,520 --> 01:30:12,331
  7501. I love you too.
  7502.  
  7503. 1665
  7504. 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:18,700
  7505. We're gonna spend tonight at
  7506. Lenore's and get up early...
  7507.  
  7508. 1666
  7509. 01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:22,300
  7510. - ...and drive straight to Niagara Falls.
  7511. - Call me when you get to Lenore's.
  7512.  
  7513. 1667
  7514. 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:25,041
  7515. - All right, I will, Mom.
  7516. - Don't forget.
  7517.  
  7518. 1668
  7519. 01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:28,291
  7520. - Mom, I've got it, okay?
  7521. - DEB: Okay, great.
  7522.  
  7523. 1669
  7524. 01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:32,761
  7525. - Stay hydrated.
  7526. - All right.
  7527.  
  7528. 1670
  7529. 01:30:33,000 --> 01:30:35,900
  7530. Ah. Okay.
  7531.  
  7532. 1671
  7533. 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,620
  7534. - Well, thanks for fixing up my car, Dad.
  7535. - Oh, not a problem.
  7536.  
  7537. 1672
  7538. 01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:43,966
  7539. - Just don't rob anybody in it.
  7540. - I'm not gonna rob anybody in it.
  7541.  
  7542. 1673
  7543. 01:30:46,360 --> 01:30:48,020
  7544. Let's light this candle.
  7545.  
  7546. 1674
  7547. 01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:49,860
  7548. (LAUGHS)
  7549.  
  7550. 1675
  7551. 01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:51,660
  7552. Let's go, woman.
  7553.  
  7554. 1676
  7555. 01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:54,083
  7556. - PEARL: I got it.
  7557. - You're strong.
  7558.  
  7559. 1677
  7560. 01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:56,900
  7561. Ooh.
  7562.  
  7563. 1678
  7564. 01:30:57,000 --> 01:30:59,528
  7565. Dukes of Hazzard-style.
  7566.  
  7567. 1679
  7568. 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:08,220
  7569. TAMMY: Lenore stocked up the RV,
  7570. so we're all good to go.
  7571.  
  7572. 1680
  7573. 01:31:08,320 --> 01:31:11,769
  7574. ("DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW?"
  7575. PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
  7576.  
  7577. 1681
  7578. 01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:13,580
  7579. Oh, God. It's Jerry Miller.
  7580.  
  7581. 1682
  7582. 01:31:13,680 --> 01:31:16,780
  7583. Ladies. Who wants a bone cone?
  7584.  
  7585. 1683
  7586. 01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:19,362
  7587. - Go, go. Just go.
  7588. - Okay.
  7589.  
  7590. 1684
  7591. 01:31:19,760 --> 01:31:21,764
  7592. PEARL: Ugh.
  7593.  
  7594. 1685
  7595. 01:31:23,640 --> 01:31:26,900
  7596. So, what do you think, Grandma?
  7597. It's a good day to go to Niagara Falls?
  7598.  
  7599. 1686
  7600. 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:28,140
  7601. I'm ready.
  7602.  
  7603. 1687
  7604. 01:31:28,240 --> 01:31:33,771
  7605. My daddy always said that Niagara Falls
  7606. is the closest thing to heaven on earth.
  7607.  
  7608. 1688
  7609. 01:31:49,720 --> 01:31:52,122
  7610. (ALL WHOOPING)
  7611.  
  7612. 1689
  7613. 01:31:55,680 --> 01:31:57,540
  7614. (LAUGHING)
  7615.  
  7616. 1690
  7617. 01:31:57,640 --> 01:32:00,691
  7618. Oh!
  7619.  
  7620. 1691
  7621. 01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:29,446
  7622. (MOUTHS) Sorry.
  7623.  
  7624. 1692
  7625. 01:32:33,160 --> 01:32:35,369
  7626. What are you doing here?
  7627.  
  7628. 1693
  7629. 01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:59,420
  7630. So how'd you know to come
  7631. here to Niagara, anyway?
  7632.  
  7633. 1694
  7634. 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:00,860
  7635. A little birdie told me.
  7636.  
  7637. 1695
  7638. 01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:03,567
  7639. - Is the bird named Pearl? Ha, ha.
  7640. - Yes.
  7641.  
  7642. 1696
  7643. 01:33:04,040 --> 01:33:07,020
  7644. So, what's going on with you,
  7645. Tammy? What's next?
  7646.  
  7647. 1697
  7648. 01:33:07,120 --> 01:33:10,420
  7649. Thinking about getting my
  7650. own place in Louisville.
  7651.  
  7652. 1698
  7653. 01:33:10,520 --> 01:33:12,445
  7654. - Really?
  7655. - Yeah.
  7656.  
  7657. 1699
  7658. 01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:15,887
  7659. - Interesting.
  7660. - TAMMY: Yeah, it is. Isn't it?
  7661.  
  7662. 1700
  7663. 01:33:16,200 --> 01:33:18,100
  7664. Get myself a sweet little place...
  7665.  
  7666. 1701
  7667. 01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:22,660
  7668. and, you know, maybe you can
  7669. come over and watch a movie.
  7670.  
  7671. 1702
  7672. 01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:25,940
  7673. Do you guys feel how the
  7674. falls are charging the ions?
  7675.  
  7676. 1703
  7677. 01:33:26,040 --> 01:33:27,860
  7678. - It's incredible, right?
  7679. - BOBBY & TAMMY: Yes.
  7680.  
  7681. 1704
  7682. 01:33:27,960 --> 01:33:30,380
  7683. - Romantic.
  7684. - Yeah, it is.
  7685.  
  7686. 1705
  7687. 01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:31,540
  7688. (TAMMY CLEARS THROAT)
  7689.  
  7690. 1706
  7691. 01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:35,780
  7692. Oh. Well, my daddy was right.
  7693. It's beautiful here.
  7694.  
  7695. 1707
  7696. 01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:38,362
  7697. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
  7698.  
  7699. 1708
  7700. 01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:43,780
  7701. You think I should try to rent a
  7702. barrel and try to shoot the falls?
  7703.  
  7704. 1709
  7705. 01:33:43,880 --> 01:33:46,420
  7706. PEARL: I think we should
  7707. just look at them, maybe.
  7708.  
  7709. 1710
  7710. 01:33:46,520 --> 01:33:47,980
  7711. - Yeah.
  7712. - TAMMY: Really?
  7713.  
  7714. 1711
  7715. 01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:50,260
  7716. I don't know. I got a good feeling.
  7717.  
  7718. 1712
  7719. 01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,660
  7720. I feel like I've been
  7721. thinking about a course...
  7722.  
  7723. 1713
  7724. 01:33:52,760 --> 01:33:55,700
  7725. and if I just shoot out into
  7726. the middle soft spot there...
  7727.  
  7728. 1714
  7729. 01:33:55,800 --> 01:34:00,260
  7730. it'll probably just pillow-carry me right
  7731. over that Canadian lagoon over there.
  7732.  
  7733. 1715
  7734. 01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:04,048
  7735. I think if anyone could
  7736. do it, it would be you.
  7737.  
  7738. 1716
  7739. 01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:07,580
  7740. TAMMY: Oh! Oh.
  7741.  
  7742. 1717
  7743. 01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:10,700
  7744. I thought I saw the Cheetos.
  7745. It's not them.
  7746.  
  7747. 1718
  7748. 01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:12,929
  7749. You guys wanna get Cheetos?
  7750.  
  7751. 1719
  7752. 01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:20,340
  7753. - Hey, man. How you doing?
  7754. - MAN: Hey. Good.
  7755.  
  7756. 1720
  7757. 01:34:20,440 --> 01:34:22,820
  7758. - What can I get for you?
  7759. - I'm gonna have the iced tea...
  7760.  
  7761. 1721
  7762. 01:34:22,920 --> 01:34:25,527
  7763. and then the full rack
  7764. of the pork ribs.
  7765.  
  7766. 1722
  7767. 01:34:27,360 --> 01:34:30,220
  7768. The full rack,
  7769. that's a lot of sodium.
  7770.  
  7771. 1723
  7772. 01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:31,980
  7773. You wanna think about going half?
  7774.  
  7775. 1724
  7776. 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:35,300
  7777. Oh. Uh, no, I'm gonna
  7778. get the full rack.
  7779.  
  7780. 1725
  7781. 01:34:35,400 --> 01:34:36,700
  7782. I'm gonna say no.
  7783.  
  7784. 1726
  7785. 01:34:36,800 --> 01:34:39,500
  7786. I'm gonna say let's, together,
  7787. make a better choice.
  7788.  
  7789. 1727
  7790. 01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:43,780
  7791. How about salmon? Give you a little cup
  7792. of BBQ sauce on the side to spice it up.
  7793.  
  7794. 1728
  7795. 01:34:43,880 --> 01:34:47,900
  7796. - Better choice, still got zip.
  7797. - I'm just gonna do the ribs.
  7798.  
  7799. 1729
  7800. 01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:49,765
  7801. How's your cholesterol?
  7802.  
  7803. 1730
  7804. 01:34:50,120 --> 01:34:54,260
  7805. - It's a concern. It's up there, but...
  7806. - Oh, Jesus.
  7807.  
  7808. 1731
  7809. 01:34:54,360 --> 01:34:57,180
  7810. - I'm gonna take away the barbecue sauce.
  7811. - MAN: Oh, man.
  7812.  
  7813. 1732
  7814. 01:34:57,280 --> 01:35:00,060
  7815. All right? Poom.
  7816. You're gonna thank me later.
  7817.  
  7818. 1733
  7819. 01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:03,260
  7820. - I'm gonna fill that up for you.
  7821. - Can I...?
  7822.  
  7823. 1734
  7824. 01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:05,660
  7825. I can't believe you're
  7826. leaving me for that dick.
  7827.  
  7828. 1735
  7829. 01:35:05,760 --> 01:35:09,380
  7830. That dick is gonna have his own franchise in
  7831. three goddamn years. What are you gonna do?
  7832.  
  7833. 1736
  7834. 01:35:09,480 --> 01:35:11,020
  7835. Come on, shake a tit.
  7836.  
  7837. 1737
  7838. 01:35:11,120 --> 01:35:14,140
  7839. - Happy hour's over in 20 minutes.
  7840. - MISSI: Aah!
  7841.  
  7842. 1738
  7843. 01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:17,060
  7844. - That's how it's done.
  7845. - GREG: This is BS.
  7846.  
  7847. 1739
  7848. 01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:19,900
  7849. This is a huge mistake.
  7850.  
  7851. 1740
  7852. 01:35:20,000 --> 01:35:22,740
  7853. You have got to stop
  7854. yawning so much, Charlotte.
  7855.  
  7856. 1741
  7857. 01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:24,446
  7858. - DON: Are you Keith?
  7859. - I'm Keith.
  7860.  
  7861. 1742
  7862. 01:35:26,240 --> 01:35:28,881
  7863. - Aah!
  7864. - Poom!
  7865.  
  7866. 1743
  7867. 01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:32,169
  7868. KEITH: Help me, Charlotte.
  7869.  
  7870. 1744
  7871. 01:35:34,280 --> 01:35:36,460
  7872. You were right.
  7873. This hot tub is awesome.
  7874.  
  7875. 1745
  7876. 01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:38,500
  7877. Right? Yeah.
  7878.  
  7879. 1746
  7880. 01:35:38,600 --> 01:35:42,820
  7881. - So how you liking Louisville?
  7882. - I love it. I love where I live, where I work.
  7883.  
  7884. 1747
  7885. 01:35:42,920 --> 01:35:44,765
  7886. I love the man I lay with.
  7887.  
  7888. 1748
  7889. 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:47,050
  7890. - It's A-okay with me.
  7891. - Great.
  7892.  
  7893. 1749
  7894. 01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:51,940
  7895. Hey, Larry, this sangria is awesome.
  7896.  
  7897. 1750
  7898. 01:35:52,040 --> 01:35:55,340
  7899. Thank you. The secret's in
  7900. the maraschino cherries.
  7901.  
  7902. 1751
  7903. 01:35:55,440 --> 01:35:58,900
  7904. Oh. I see you got a couple of
  7905. maraschino cherries yourself.
  7906.  
  7907. 1752
  7908. 01:35:59,000 --> 01:36:01,209
  7909. - Oh! Ha, ha.
  7910. - Oh!
  7911.  
  7912. 1753
  7913. 01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:48,300
  7914. Pew.
  7915.  
  7916. 1754
  7917. 01:36:48,400 --> 01:36:49,740
  7918. Pew, pew, pew.
  7919.  
  7920. 1755
  7921. 01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:53,500
  7922. Pew, pew, pew. Pew. Pew.
  7923.  
  7924. 1756
  7925. 01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:56,060
  7926. Hey, don't let a deer
  7927. hit you on the way out.
  7928.  
  7929. 1757
  7930. 01:36:56,160 --> 01:36:58,847
  7931. You dick. You know what?
  7932.  
  7933. 1758
  7934. 01:36:59,560 --> 01:37:03,380
  7935. KEITH: You are no longer an
  7936. employee of Topperjack's.
  7937.  
  7938. 1759
  7939. 01:37:03,480 --> 01:37:05,882
  7940. (ALL LAUGHING)
  7941.  
  7942. 1760
  7943. 01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:09,848
  7944. My secrets! My secret!
  7945.  
  7946. 1761
  7947. 01:40:29,040 --> 01:40:31,442
  7948. (English - US - SDH)
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