The Con Is On (2018)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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What the fuck
you doin' here?

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Where's Irina?

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She sent me instead.

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Let's look at the package.

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Give this to Irina,
and don't fuck it up.

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It's about fuckin' time.
Where the hell you been?

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- I was at church.
- Oh.

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- Hello, darling.
- Hello, darling.

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How'd it go?

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- Hmm.
- Ooh.

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I see it went well.

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- Irina will be pleased.
- Very.

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- Fancy a bump?
- Just a tiny one.

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Maybe I'll borrow a little cash.
Irina won't miss a grand or two.

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May I?

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Psst!

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Psst!

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- Psst!
- Ahh...

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Psst!

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Psst!

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Hi there, handsome.

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What's your name, sexy?

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Fuck off.

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All right, mate.

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All right, mate.

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Oi, Harry.

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- Have we landed?
- No, we haven't fuckin' landed.

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I'm being accosted
by a tanning booth.

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This flight's
a fuckin' nightmare.

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I've been abused,
and I've paid for the privilege.

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Why do we have to go
to Los Angeles?

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It's the safest place
we could possibly be.

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I mean, she'll be looking for us
in every hotel bar in London.

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Oh, she'll do.

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She'll hunt us down.
She'll find us.

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She'll torture us.

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Me first.

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She's never liked me
for some reason.

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Here. Take this.
You'll feel much better.

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- What was that?
- I don't know.

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- Xanax, possibly.
- Oh, right.

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Los Angeles is horrible.

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It's like a theme park
built on a fault line.

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Shh!

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No, no.
Right.

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Bye, love.

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Oh, yeah,
who was that then?

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Now, darling,
don't get upset.

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It was Sidney, wasn't it?
I might have known.

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- He's an old friend.
- He's an evil old pederast.

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If we're gonna see Sidney,
I need a fuckin' drink.

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I'm as dry
as a schoolgirl's knickers.

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Once again,

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I'm being asked to prostitute myself
for the sake of a criminal venture.

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All I'm asking is that you take
one for the team, all right?

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It's your own fault for being
so bloody beautiful, isn't it?

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- Here. Take this.
- I already took one.

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- Take another one.
- All right.

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And take one of these.

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All right.

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Go in peace, my child.

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- Well, well, let me drink you in.
- Sidney.

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My dear, dear Harry.
And, my own boy.

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Oh, my. Haven't
we been filling out, hmm?

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When I think back to how scrawny
you were when we first met.

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Like a little bird, a fledgling.
And now, look at you.

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Proud cock.

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I do hope you've forgiven
your Uncle Sidney

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for that little mishap
in Turkey?

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I couldn't bear to think of you
being angry with me.

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Of course he's forgiven you.
It was only for a few months.

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I can't even imagine the horrors you
were subjected to in that sordid jail.

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I want you to tell me all about it.
Every little detail, hmm?

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All the ins and outs.

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Sidney? We need a word.

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Yes. This way, my pets.

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- He's new.
- Yes, the last one split.

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You know, I don't think I've seen
you since Istanbul. It's been an age.

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What have you been doing
with yourself?

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Well, you know,
this and that.

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Import, export.
A little poker. How are you?

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Oh, much the same.

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Still battling
this interminable ennui.

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You know, life is simply
insupportable without you, Harry.

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- Well, I'm back.
- So I see.

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- Staying with us long, I hope?
- Fuck, no.

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That depends.

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- A package has arrived.
- Thank you, Kim Kim.

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Sidney...

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- We need some work.
- And money.

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- Shed loads of money.
- So I heard.

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How much do you owe Irina,
in fact?

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So you know about it, do you?

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Yes.

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She is making
rather a fuss, you know.

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Is she? I can't imagine why.

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I borrowed a little
from her at poker.

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Nothing, really.
You know how it is.

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- Where is she?
- Get us some drinks, luv?

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- Drink?
- Yeah. Get us a round of drinks.

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- Yeah, you want?
- Yeah.

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Okay. I get.

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Irina put a price
on your head.

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You were aware of that,
I take it?

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I never knew she cared.

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Oh, I think we can both agree that
that just isn't true, is it, darling?

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And as for you.
You're a very naughty boy.

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I have a good mind to put you over my
knee and give you a very sound spanking.

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But as it is, I do have a small amount
of opium that needs delivering.

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Really? How small?

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Oh, uh...

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A comfortable amount.

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- We'll do it for 50.
- Thirty-five.

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Forty.

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I'm so weak.
Because I love you, Harry.

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The, uh, usual method,
do you think?

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Of course.

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Gorgeous.

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I'm not doing it.

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Certainly not
for 40 fuckin' grand.

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I mean it. I'm not doing it.

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We need the money, darling.

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I've had so many things
stuffed up my ass,

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I might as well get a boyfriend
and move to San Francisco.

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Don't be such a baby. It'll
be over before you know it.

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Quite frankly,
we have no fucking choice.

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Where is she?

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I've not seen her in months.

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Don't fuckin' lie to me.

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I am not.

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That bitch still owes me.

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Money.
From a game in Hackney.

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When you find her,
you can tell her that.

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- Yes?
- Irina, my angel.

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How are you?

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What do you want?

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Well, it's been such
a long time, hasn't it?

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I'd been meaning to call you up and
have a nice little chat with you.

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But where does time go, hmm?
Where do you think?

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Sidney, I'm busy.

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Well, this won't take long.

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I understand that you're
looking for a certain person,

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and that you're prepared
to pay a very handsome price.

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Hold on.

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Talk to me.

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We need a hotel.

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We need a better
plan than drugs up my bum.

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- Welcome to the Chateau Marmont.
- Thank you.

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Stop! Stop!

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- Oh, my God! I am...
- You nearly killed him!

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- I am so sorry.
- Darling, are you all right?

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- He could've killed me.
- Where's the manager?

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Uh, this way, please.
I...

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I only hope this suite
goes some way

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towards making up
for this unfortunate accident.

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It'll do.

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And call a doctor.

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- I need some painkillers.
- Right away, sir.

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Send us a personal shopper, will you?
We seem to have misplaced our clothes.

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Absolutely.

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Chop-chop. On you go.

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Fix us a drink, darling.

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We're supposed to be going
on fuckin' holiday.

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We've gone abroad, haven't we?
It's what you wanted.

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Los Angeles is not holiday.
It's a fuckin' lobotomy.

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And being hunted down by Joseph Stalin
is far from relaxing. Gin and tonic?

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Lovely. What do you think?

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Fuckin' whore.

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That's not the look
I was going for, but...

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No. Not you. It's Jackie. Look.

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Oh.

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Looks like she's
having trouble at home.

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Perhaps we should
pay her a visit.

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No, no. Don't get
distracted, darling.

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You leave Jackie out of it.

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'Course.

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- How many have you had?
- Four. You need to catch up.

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Four martinis, please.

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I hope seeing Sidney
isn't the extent of your plan.

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How the hell are we gonna
pay Irina back?

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Any ideas, mate?

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I can always get in
on some games.

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Are you insane?

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- What?
- My wife has a gambling problem.

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The problem is
she's no bloody good.

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And tell me one thing, my sweet.

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Hmm?

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Why does she hate you so much?

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And it's not solely
because of the cash.

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There's some other reason.

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I want to know what it is.

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- Oh, you do, do you?
- Yes, I do.

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Let's say she had
a little crush on me.

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Do you mind? This happens
to be a private conversation.

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And when was this?

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Oh, years ago.
You didn't know me then.

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I was in Monte Carlo
doing some charity work.

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Charity work? In Monte?

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Do you want to hear
this story or not?

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Carry on.

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I was raising funds on behalf
of a large charitable organization.

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Irina was engaged
in a similar activity,

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and we decided
to fundraise together.

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We made a good team, and we
worked together tirelessly.

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Day and night, actually,
raising money for the orphans.

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We persuaded people to
make some very generous donations.

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But sadly, she was
rather difficult to work with.

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After Monte Carlo, I didn't plan
on seeing her again, and I didn't.

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Until Istanbul.

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I had no idea she'd be there.

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I was taken
completely by surprise.

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Well, you didn't
seem too upset to see her.

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Not from where I was sitting.

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I had no clue
they were setting you up.

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Oi!

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I went to jail for three months.

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Harry!

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You utter tart.

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She's not after you
solely for the cash.

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She's pursuing you
with romantic intent.

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I don't know. It's possible.

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What's the difference, anyway?

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- Well, I'll tell you, my sweet.
- Hmm.

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It's called "taking one
for the team," remember?

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- Well, it's your turn, now.
- Oh, no. It's not possible.

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- And why not?
- I couldn't guarantee your safety.

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She can't bear
that I married you.

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She wants you dead.

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Eh?

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Mmm. That's why
we've got to pay her back

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and stay
the fuck away from her.

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Forty fuckin' grand
ain't gonna get us far, is it?

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- It's a start.
- It's a drop in the ocean.

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Oh, yes. Of course.

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What?

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Yes. Yes, yes.

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- What, what?
- Time to visit that bitch you married.

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You do realize I still owe her for bailing
me out of that jail you landed me in.

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Not to mention the ten grand
I borrowed last time I saw her.

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She won't remember that.

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I mean, this time
it could be an emergency.

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You could need a new kidney.
How much do those go for?

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Maybe it's heart surgery
or a brain tumor.

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There she is. The whore of Basildon.
Jackie fuckin' Harlow.

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When I married her, she was
Tiffany Wheeler from Essex.

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Actress/chatroom whore.

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You were an idiot to marry her
in the first place.

249
00:24:20,950 --> 00:24:22,051
I was off my tits.

250
00:24:22,985 --> 00:24:24,487
It was the longest
three days of my life.

251
00:24:25,587 --> 00:24:31,161
Eventually, she abandoned me in
some nightmare called Tenerife.

252
00:24:31,459 --> 00:24:33,930
Darling, I'm going to
get my nails done.

253
00:24:34,462 --> 00:24:37,901
- Is that the husband?
- Fuckin' weirdo film director.

254
00:24:38,366 --> 00:24:40,302
- Successful?
- Very.

255
00:24:41,871 --> 00:24:44,303
Hans?
There's dog poo everywhere,

256
00:24:44,305 --> 00:24:46,342
and I don't want the gardener
to have to clean it up.

257
00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:51,280
Can you do it? One, two, three.

258
00:24:51,646 --> 00:24:53,248
Oh, dear, bless.

259
00:25:10,365 --> 00:25:15,201
We need to call her,
arrange a meeting. Lunch, dinner.

260
00:25:15,203 --> 00:25:18,941
- Get us invited to the house.
- "Us"? Don't you mean me?

261
00:25:19,307 --> 00:25:23,179
- She fuckin' hates you.
- What? She's never even met me.

262
00:25:23,912 --> 00:25:25,381
Fine, you call her.

263
00:25:26,582 --> 00:25:29,084
Well, the last
time I called her,

264
00:25:29,384 --> 00:25:31,019
she threatened
to phone the police.

265
00:25:32,121 --> 00:25:33,653
All right, all right.

266
00:25:33,655 --> 00:25:35,959
Maybe it's better
if we bump into her casually.

267
00:25:38,326 --> 00:25:39,362
Fuck.

268
00:25:40,962 --> 00:25:41,930
Fuck.

269
00:25:52,173 --> 00:25:55,244
White bubble. White bubble.

270
00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:58,946
White bubble. White...

271
00:25:58,948 --> 00:26:01,184
Fuck it. Fuck it.
Fuck it.

272
00:26:01,984 --> 00:26:06,122
Fuck it! Why don't you watch where
you're fuckin' going, you...

273
00:26:06,488 --> 00:26:07,623
Hi, Jacks.

274
00:26:12,294 --> 00:26:15,361
Peter! Peter!

275
00:26:15,363 --> 00:26:17,630
Oh, my God, I've missed you.

276
00:26:17,632 --> 00:26:19,265
Sorry about that.

277
00:26:19,267 --> 00:26:21,136
Oh, don't worry about that.
That's just a scratch.

278
00:26:21,569 --> 00:26:23,171
My God, what are the odds?

279
00:26:23,972 --> 00:26:27,607
- I know, right?
- I mean it must be fate or destiny or...

280
00:26:27,609 --> 00:26:29,078
Yeah,
something like that. Yeah.

281
00:26:29,978 --> 00:26:32,047
Oh, yeah, sorry. Come by.

282
00:26:33,215 --> 00:26:34,584
We had a wreck.

283
00:26:40,488 --> 00:26:42,288
So what are you doing in LA?

284
00:26:42,290 --> 00:26:45,158
Oh, you know, hiding out
from gangsters and that.

285
00:26:46,527 --> 00:26:48,664
- Are you alone?
- Oh, yes, quite alone. Yeah.

286
00:26:49,198 --> 00:26:50,700
Where's that crook you married?

287
00:26:51,767 --> 00:26:54,534
You mean Harry?
Well, we're, you know...

288
00:26:54,536 --> 00:26:56,104
She's left you again?

289
00:26:57,372 --> 00:26:58,671
Well, thank God for that. Let's
hope it's for good this time.

290
00:26:58,673 --> 00:27:00,475
Now listen, Peter.

291
00:27:02,210 --> 00:27:04,079
You should come by
the house tomorrow.

292
00:27:04,380 --> 00:27:06,049
You and I
really need to talk.

293
00:27:08,450 --> 00:27:11,219
Oh. Yes. It's new.

294
00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:14,123
- Do you like it?
- It's, um...

295
00:27:15,391 --> 00:27:16,592
It's beautiful, Tiffany.

296
00:27:17,426 --> 00:27:19,429
- Gabriel bought it for me.
- Oh.

297
00:27:20,295 --> 00:27:22,998
Atonement for his sins.

298
00:27:24,432 --> 00:27:26,102
He must've been very bad.

299
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:29,572
Yes. He was.

300
00:27:30,338 --> 00:27:34,009
He was very, very bad.

301
00:27:34,642 --> 00:27:35,678
Oh.

302
00:27:39,113 --> 00:27:41,515
- It's just a ring.
- Didn't need it.

303
00:27:41,517 --> 00:27:44,086
- Wouldn't miss it.
- Didn't even seem to like it.

304
00:27:45,453 --> 00:27:46,652
How much do you think
it's worth?

305
00:27:46,654 --> 00:27:48,557
A small fortune,
I should imagine.

306
00:27:49,324 --> 00:27:51,393
Certainly enough
to pay off Irina.

307
00:27:51,759 --> 00:27:53,462
You deserve this, darling.

308
00:27:53,694 --> 00:27:55,364
- I do?
- Alimony.

309
00:27:55,697 --> 00:27:58,301
Compensation
for being married to her.

310
00:27:59,468 --> 00:28:00,633
- True.
- Yeah.

311
00:28:00,635 --> 00:28:01,671
- True.
- It is.

312
00:28:02,136 --> 00:28:03,038
Too bloody right.

313
00:28:04,172 --> 00:28:05,839
Hello, there. I'm Sandy.

314
00:28:05,841 --> 00:28:08,341
I'll be taking care of you guys
this evening. How are you doing?

315
00:28:08,343 --> 00:28:12,678
Well, a few seconds ago, I was fine,
but now I'm feeling rather depressed.

316
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,247
That's awesome.
So our philosophy is this:

317
00:28:15,249 --> 00:28:16,716
we're a farm-to-table
restaurant,

318
00:28:16,718 --> 00:28:19,186
it's all small plates,
and we like to share.

319
00:28:19,188 --> 00:28:20,623
Well, we don't.

320
00:28:21,155 --> 00:28:25,494
So, two very dry vodka martinis
with a twist, please.

321
00:28:29,264 --> 00:28:33,136
God, I love you. You're a
bloody genius, you are.

322
00:28:34,169 --> 00:28:36,171
Here's to you,
my little thief.

323
00:28:39,641 --> 00:28:42,745
Oi, Sandy. Sandy.

324
00:28:44,313 --> 00:28:45,680
Where's our fuckin' martinis?

325
00:28:52,888 --> 00:28:58,061
Now, when you're in the house,
make an excuse to leave her.

326
00:28:58,794 --> 00:29:00,363
Do a little reconnaissance.

327
00:29:00,761 --> 00:29:02,294
Figure out where
the bedrooms are.

328
00:29:02,296 --> 00:29:04,066
Find the exits,
that sort of thing.

329
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:10,469
Right. So, get in there, get the
ring, get the fuck out of here.

330
00:29:10,471 --> 00:29:12,272
Pay Irina back and Bob's
your uncle, get it?

331
00:29:12,274 --> 00:29:14,177
- Got it.
- Good.

332
00:29:14,876 --> 00:29:16,645
Well, give us a kiss
for good luck.

333
00:29:21,216 --> 00:29:25,121
You don't need luck. I have
complete confidence in you.

334
00:29:26,854 --> 00:29:30,826
- Now, don't fuck it up.
- Right.

335
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,347
Looking for Jackie.

336
00:30:13,434 --> 00:30:14,536
Oi!

337
00:30:17,338 --> 00:30:18,640
Jackie!

338
00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:21,776
Jackie. Oi!

339
00:30:41,229 --> 00:30:42,265
Hey!

340
00:30:42,663 --> 00:30:44,764
This is my safe room!

341
00:30:44,766 --> 00:30:48,171
This is my safe room!

342
00:30:48,636 --> 00:30:49,804
Out!

343
00:30:50,505 --> 00:30:53,642
Out! Out, out!

344
00:30:56,978 --> 00:30:58,344
Fuck me, it's Gina.

345
00:30:58,346 --> 00:31:00,482
Surprise surprise.
Look who's back.

346
00:31:00,915 --> 00:31:04,719
Let me guess. Broke? No credit?
Bailiff's at the door?

347
00:31:04,952 --> 00:31:08,257
Abandoned by your criminal wife
in some foreign jail?

348
00:31:08,457 --> 00:31:09,859
Stop me when I'm getting warm.

349
00:31:10,792 --> 00:31:13,629
Unstable?
Medication's not working?

350
00:31:14,395 --> 00:31:16,932
Mine is. Now.

351
00:31:18,667 --> 00:31:20,867
- Where's Jackie?
- You're looking for Jackie?

352
00:31:20,869 --> 00:31:24,507
You're looking for Jackie? You're
following crumbs, crumpet?

353
00:31:25,306 --> 00:31:26,675
Where's Jackie?

354
00:31:27,508 --> 00:31:28,810
Where's Jackie?

355
00:31:29,745 --> 00:31:30,680
Jackie?

356
00:31:31,013 --> 00:31:32,415
Jackie!

357
00:31:32,748 --> 00:31:34,316
Jackie!

358
00:31:34,950 --> 00:31:36,451
Jackie!

359
00:31:38,319 --> 00:31:39,654
She's downstairs.

360
00:31:40,689 --> 00:31:41,724
All right.

361
00:31:45,326 --> 00:31:46,595
Peter Fox?

362
00:31:47,429 --> 00:31:48,430
Very nice.

363
00:31:48,697 --> 00:31:50,496
Very nice, indeed.

364
00:31:50,498 --> 00:31:53,469
- Who are you?
- I'm Jackie's assistant. I'm Hans.

365
00:31:54,001 --> 00:31:56,736
- I will fuck you.
- I seriously fuckin' doubt it, mate.

366
00:31:56,738 --> 00:31:59,938
- Ja, ja, it could happen.
- Nein, nein. You won't, mate.

367
00:31:59,940 --> 00:32:02,612
- Ja, ja. It will, I said.
- Nein.

368
00:32:04,979 --> 00:32:07,346
Well, we can't have the
fireworks on the front lawn,

369
00:32:07,348 --> 00:32:09,582
because we can't have everyone
trudge across the grass to see them.

370
00:32:09,584 --> 00:32:11,351
What about their shoes?

371
00:32:11,353 --> 00:32:13,352
- Yeah, but we talked about...
- Well, don't contradict me.

372
00:32:13,354 --> 00:32:15,388
I don't think you quite
understand what's going on here.

373
00:32:15,390 --> 00:32:17,791
And I do slightly feel I'm gonna
have to do it all myself.

374
00:32:17,793 --> 00:32:18,828
Oi, oi.

375
00:32:23,565 --> 00:32:24,700
Peter Fox.

376
00:32:25,534 --> 00:32:26,535
There you are.

377
00:32:26,901 --> 00:32:27,937
You came.

378
00:32:29,203 --> 00:32:31,103
I brought you here today because
I wanted to tell you something.

379
00:32:31,105 --> 00:32:33,608
Can we be quiet,
please, everybody?

380
00:32:34,042 --> 00:32:35,878
Shh. Thank you.

381
00:32:38,113 --> 00:32:41,717
I've decided to forgive you
for everything.

382
00:32:41,982 --> 00:32:44,319
Oh. Right.

383
00:32:45,086 --> 00:32:46,953
Jolly good.

384
00:32:46,955 --> 00:32:49,892
Gurmukh wants me to forgive
everybody who's wronged me.

385
00:32:50,691 --> 00:32:51,826
So you're forgiven.

386
00:32:52,728 --> 00:32:53,763
This way.

387
00:32:55,564 --> 00:32:56,998
The fuck's a "Gurmukh"?

388
00:32:57,598 --> 00:32:59,131
See, I want
to hear everything.

389
00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:01,703
How have you been?
And what are you doing in LA?

390
00:33:02,003 --> 00:33:04,603
And how long are you here for?
And why haven't you called?

391
00:33:04,605 --> 00:33:06,438
- Om.
- Oh yes. Om.

392
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,344
Thank you, Gurmukh. Gurmukh
could help you too, possibly.

393
00:33:09,777 --> 00:33:13,846
See, I'm throwing a costume ball for
Gabriel's movie, which you must come to.

394
00:33:13,848 --> 00:33:17,550
Ja, Gabriel has been nominated for an
actual award for Le Noir et le Rouge.

395
00:33:17,552 --> 00:33:18,453
Who gives a fuck?

396
00:33:20,689 --> 00:33:22,421
- I need a drink.
- They're right over there.

397
00:33:22,423 --> 00:33:24,359
Nothing for me, thanks.
I'm on a juice cleanse.

398
00:33:45,846 --> 00:33:47,849
- Go on.
- Bollocks.

399
00:33:49,683 --> 00:33:52,887
God is a communist.
I'm not a communist.

400
00:33:53,121 --> 00:33:58,627
Although some people
might say I am a god.

401
00:34:06,767 --> 00:34:10,036
Oh, this is that ring
that I was telling you about.

402
00:34:10,038 --> 00:34:12,908
This cost many millions of dollars.
I got it at an auction.

403
00:34:13,475 --> 00:34:17,011
- How many millions, exactly?
- 5.675.

404
00:34:17,546 --> 00:34:18,911
Oh.

405
00:34:18,913 --> 00:34:21,681
- You can see the way it...
- Darling, Peter's here.

406
00:34:21,683 --> 00:34:22,718
Say hello to Peter.

407
00:34:23,484 --> 00:34:24,519
Oh.

408
00:34:30,591 --> 00:34:32,527
He came into the safe room.

409
00:34:33,594 --> 00:34:35,663
He was looking for me.

410
00:34:37,799 --> 00:34:39,799
How much is this guy
gonna cost me this time?

411
00:34:39,801 --> 00:34:42,872
Darling, Gurmukh wants us
to be nice.

412
00:34:43,504 --> 00:34:46,575
He wants us to forgive.
Remember?

413
00:34:52,214 --> 00:34:53,849
Forgive me, my muse.

414
00:34:58,252 --> 00:35:01,955
I know it doesn't look like we're working
right now but we are working right now,

415
00:35:01,957 --> 00:35:04,560
and you are needed on set.

416
00:35:04,926 --> 00:35:06,594
I can't be late for set.

417
00:35:09,964 --> 00:35:12,200
You mean you can't
be late for Vivien.

418
00:35:14,268 --> 00:35:17,739
Vivien, Vivien, Vivien.

419
00:35:24,011 --> 00:35:27,216
And that is how you make
a bull shot.

420
00:35:28,149 --> 00:35:29,518
Thank you very much.

421
00:35:35,056 --> 00:35:36,492
Two more, please.

422
00:35:37,993 --> 00:35:40,629
The problem with attending a
party is that we have to attend a party.

423
00:35:40,828 --> 00:35:42,765
Her friends are gonna be horrible.

424
00:35:43,797 --> 00:35:46,035
You still haven't told me how
you expect to get away with it.

425
00:35:47,801 --> 00:35:48,937
You could switch it.

426
00:35:50,205 --> 00:35:51,006
Switch it?

427
00:35:52,573 --> 00:35:54,676
Switch the real ring
with the fake one.

428
00:35:55,009 --> 00:35:56,879
You just need
to spike her drink.

429
00:35:57,779 --> 00:36:00,149
Is that the best you got, is it?
Knock her out and nick it?

430
00:36:00,649 --> 00:36:02,917
- You think it could work?
- It has to.

431
00:36:03,884 --> 00:36:08,556
Without that ring,
we're fucked 400,000 times.

432
00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:11,026
And I promise you,
we will bleed.

433
00:36:48,830 --> 00:36:50,763
Can't get a decent
cup of tea in this country.

434
00:36:50,765 --> 00:36:52,998
Never mind tea.
I need a drink.

435
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,234
Where the fuck is that old bitch?

436
00:36:55,236 --> 00:36:57,839
- She said it was ready.
- She did, didn't she?

437
00:37:00,908 --> 00:37:02,243
Xièxie, Wendy.

438
00:37:05,913 --> 00:37:07,982
Not enough. More!

439
00:37:08,248 --> 00:37:10,185
Oi. You're welcome.

440
00:37:10,652 --> 00:37:13,222
- That was a bit priggish, wasn't it?
- That's the last of our cash.

441
00:37:13,821 --> 00:37:16,823
- We gotta do it tonight at the party.
- Go on?

442
00:37:16,825 --> 00:37:19,692
What the fuck am I gonna wear?
We spike Jackie's drink.

443
00:37:19,694 --> 00:37:20,728
Yes.

444
00:37:21,895 --> 00:37:23,798
- We do the switch.
- Yes.

445
00:37:24,165 --> 00:37:27,266
- And an hour later, we're on a plane.
- Yes! No, wait.

446
00:37:27,268 --> 00:37:29,301
Jackie does not react
at all well to drugs.

447
00:37:29,303 --> 00:37:30,939
They do not agree
with her at all.

448
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,076
- I can imagine.
- No, you can't imagine.

449
00:37:34,843 --> 00:37:36,946
She's banned for life
from British Airways.

450
00:37:37,379 --> 00:37:39,248
She's not even allowed
in Canada.

451
00:37:39,647 --> 00:37:41,880
She is not
to be underestimated.

452
00:37:41,882 --> 00:37:43,151
I can handle her.

453
00:37:46,187 --> 00:37:47,221
Perfect.

454
00:37:56,897 --> 00:37:57,932
Fuck.

455
00:38:29,364 --> 00:38:32,234
Congratulations on your nomination.
I hear you're the frontrunner...

456
00:38:49,017 --> 00:38:51,317
- I'm so glad you're here.
- Fuck me.

457
00:38:51,319 --> 00:38:53,185
- I can't.
- Why not? I want you.

458
00:38:53,187 --> 00:38:55,120
Because Jackie's
right inside.

459
00:38:55,122 --> 00:38:56,788
Fuck that fat canary.

460
00:38:56,790 --> 00:38:58,727
Yeah, but there's
photographers everywhere.

461
00:39:00,227 --> 00:39:01,229
Hey.

462
00:39:03,031 --> 00:39:04,464
This is a private party, man.

463
00:39:04,466 --> 00:39:05,901
Yeah, but I was hired.

464
00:39:08,937 --> 00:39:09,971
Hans.

465
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:12,441
- Take care of this.
- Yes, sir.

466
00:39:14,975 --> 00:39:16,010
- Gabriel...
- Shh!

467
00:39:19,047 --> 00:39:24,053
I took Singapore Airlines first-class
from London. Much better than Virgin.

468
00:39:24,852 --> 00:39:27,922
I took Air France first,
and they had a chef.

469
00:39:29,823 --> 00:39:31,524
Well, I got a massage
on Virgin.

470
00:39:31,526 --> 00:39:34,997
It still doesn't compare
to Singapore.

471
00:39:37,031 --> 00:39:40,069
Those terrorists.
They ruined everything.

472
00:39:47,075 --> 00:39:49,841
I've never seen
so many ugly people in my life.

473
00:39:49,843 --> 00:39:53,011
Have any of these people ever even
seen a fashion magazine before?

474
00:39:53,013 --> 00:39:55,349
Mentally, I'm giving
everyone a makeover.

475
00:39:58,252 --> 00:40:00,221
Look at that bitch, Jackie.

476
00:40:00,922 --> 00:40:02,855
She's a revolting slut.

477
00:40:02,857 --> 00:40:06,395
Never mind a stylist,
she needs a psychiatrist.

478
00:40:09,230 --> 00:40:13,035
They're saying that my films
are completely self-referential.

479
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:15,403
Because you are a genius.

480
00:40:16,069 --> 00:40:18,439
You're the finest actress
of your generation.

481
00:40:19,207 --> 00:40:20,873
I know.

482
00:40:20,875 --> 00:40:23,042
I'm so excited you guys
are making a movie together.

483
00:40:23,044 --> 00:40:24,877
How did the shoot
go today?

484
00:40:24,879 --> 00:40:26,982
It was a very
difficult scene, but...

485
00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:30,919
- I was magnificent.
- You were magnificent.

486
00:40:32,352 --> 00:40:33,387
Leave.

487
00:40:34,221 --> 00:40:35,990
- Chopped.
- Bitch.

488
00:40:40,093 --> 00:40:42,194
These fuckin' people.

489
00:40:42,196 --> 00:40:44,932
Makes me want to go on a three-day smack
binge in a brothel in Bangladesh.

490
00:40:45,466 --> 00:40:49,100
Darling, you're just too old-fashioned.
That's your problem.

491
00:40:49,102 --> 00:40:51,036
A fuckin' dying breed, I am.

492
00:40:51,038 --> 00:40:53,138
Here.
Give this to Jackie.

493
00:40:53,140 --> 00:40:54,406
- When?
- Now.

494
00:40:54,408 --> 00:40:56,144
All right. Here you are.

495
00:41:01,114 --> 00:41:02,448
Well, drink it.

496
00:41:02,450 --> 00:41:04,486
No, I'm not drinking,
just sniffing.

497
00:41:06,386 --> 00:41:10,057
Look at them. You know there are
rumors about them all over town.

498
00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:14,060
- Who?
- My husband and that bad actress.

499
00:41:14,062 --> 00:41:14,997
Look at her.

500
00:41:15,495 --> 00:41:18,399
She's such a slag.

501
00:41:20,535 --> 00:41:22,237
Two can play that game.

502
00:41:27,475 --> 00:41:28,509
Going.

503
00:41:31,044 --> 00:41:33,414
She's going to pass out
in just a second.

504
00:41:34,082 --> 00:41:35,480
Wouldn't count on it.

505
00:41:35,482 --> 00:41:39,053
I don't know,
but I am on fire tonight.

506
00:41:39,319 --> 00:41:41,152
You are on fire tonight.

507
00:41:41,154 --> 00:41:44,859
- I'm like a tornado.
- You're like a tornado.

508
00:41:46,093 --> 00:41:50,031
- I am like the Fourth of July.
- You're like the Fourth of July.

509
00:41:50,665 --> 00:41:54,236
- I'm so sexy tonight.
- You are so sexy tonight.

510
00:41:56,370 --> 00:41:58,904
And I have such
beautiful hair tonight.

511
00:41:58,906 --> 00:42:01,343
You have such
beautiful hair tonight.

512
00:42:03,243 --> 00:42:05,446
- Come with me.
- I'll come with you.

513
00:42:21,328 --> 00:42:24,029
- You're so sexy to me right now.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.

514
00:42:24,031 --> 00:42:26,332
Why are married men
so attractive to me?

515
00:42:26,334 --> 00:42:29,270
- We're fuckin' not.
- Make love to me.

516
00:42:29,469 --> 00:42:31,670
- Fuck off.
- Please?

517
00:42:31,672 --> 00:42:33,341
Fuck...

518
00:42:37,277 --> 00:42:38,513
Where is everybody?

519
00:42:41,049 --> 00:42:42,515
We've had this date
from the beginning.

520
00:42:42,517 --> 00:42:44,419
Just close your eyes
and pretend I'm Jackie.

521
00:42:47,221 --> 00:42:48,556
Fuck's sake.

522
00:42:52,359 --> 00:42:55,229
Am I havings a good time?

523
00:42:55,596 --> 00:42:57,565
She's bound to pass out soon.

524
00:42:58,665 --> 00:43:00,102
I wouldn't count on it.

525
00:43:36,603 --> 00:43:40,241
Oh, Peter.

526
00:43:42,042 --> 00:43:45,478
Oh, Peter.

527
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,580
Oh!

528
00:43:47,582 --> 00:43:49,151
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

529
00:43:50,551 --> 00:43:55,023
Peter.

530
00:44:06,167 --> 00:44:07,665
Oh!

531
00:44:07,667 --> 00:44:09,136
I like it!

532
00:44:18,111 --> 00:44:19,413
Steady on, girl.

533
00:44:21,049 --> 00:44:22,250
Thank fuck for that.

534
00:44:23,683 --> 00:44:25,386
- We have to be quick.
- Aye, aye.

535
00:44:28,455 --> 00:44:29,490
Come on.

536
00:44:32,527 --> 00:44:33,562
Oh, God.

537
00:44:35,696 --> 00:44:36,665
All right.

538
00:44:39,667 --> 00:44:41,199
- It's stuck.
- Well, pull harder.

539
00:44:41,201 --> 00:44:43,104
- You do it.
- You got a knife?

540
00:44:44,439 --> 00:44:45,804
Whoo!

541
00:44:45,806 --> 00:44:49,708
No. Vivien. Vivien, no.
I can't.

542
00:44:49,710 --> 00:44:51,513
- Fuck me.
- No.

543
00:44:51,745 --> 00:44:54,715
You haven't fucked me in days.

544
00:45:02,189 --> 00:45:04,692
I made a promise
I'd stay faithful to Jackie.

545
00:45:05,393 --> 00:45:08,761
Fuck Jackie.
Don't be a pussy.

546
00:45:08,763 --> 00:45:12,267
Fuck me here. Fuck me now.

547
00:45:12,567 --> 00:45:15,103
- This isn't the right time.
- Fuck me.

548
00:45:15,703 --> 00:45:16,738
Vivien.

549
00:45:21,642 --> 00:45:22,676
Jackie.

550
00:45:25,113 --> 00:45:25,946
Fuck me.

551
00:45:29,817 --> 00:45:32,421
- Fuck me. Fuck me.
- No.

552
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:47,736
Ahh.

553
00:45:56,676 --> 00:45:59,911
Not now, Kim Kim. I've got
a Xanax in my throat.

554
00:45:59,913 --> 00:46:02,817
I heard something.
Downstairs.

555
00:46:15,663 --> 00:46:19,167
- Hello, Sidney.
- My dear Irina.

556
00:46:19,533 --> 00:46:22,136
I do have a doorbell,
you know.

557
00:46:22,602 --> 00:46:25,172
One might almost suspect
that you didn't trust me.

558
00:46:25,605 --> 00:46:27,473
Why didn't you tell me
which flight you were on?

559
00:46:27,475 --> 00:46:29,810
I could have sent Kim Kim here
to come and collect you.

560
00:46:30,477 --> 00:46:31,712
Did you have a good crossing?

561
00:46:32,446 --> 00:46:33,482
Where is Harry?

562
00:46:34,181 --> 00:46:35,517
All in good time.

563
00:46:36,850 --> 00:46:39,253
That information
comes at a price.

564
00:46:50,431 --> 00:46:53,468
Oh, yes. Very nice.

565
00:46:54,234 --> 00:46:55,569
You came prepared.

566
00:46:55,870 --> 00:46:57,439
I will not ask again.

567
00:47:00,207 --> 00:47:04,345
Well, if you mean her exact
geographical whereabouts,

568
00:47:04,779 --> 00:47:06,879
I haven't been able
to ascertain precisely...

569
00:47:10,384 --> 00:47:13,221
- You lost her?
- It's not my fault.

570
00:47:13,721 --> 00:47:15,587
I set Kim Kim here
with the task of following...

571
00:47:15,589 --> 00:47:18,526
- Vlad, kill him.
- No, no, no.

572
00:47:18,859 --> 00:47:19,895
Please.

573
00:47:20,995 --> 00:47:22,697
Irina, my dear.

574
00:47:23,397 --> 00:47:26,531
Oh, still so impatient.

575
00:47:26,533 --> 00:47:28,569
If you'll just let me finish.

576
00:47:29,669 --> 00:47:33,874
I have been luring her
with the promise of a job.

577
00:47:34,408 --> 00:47:35,477
Hmm?

578
00:47:35,810 --> 00:47:36,844
So,

579
00:47:37,377 --> 00:47:39,780
if we can, uh,
just calm down.

580
00:47:40,448 --> 00:47:43,248
And perhaps get
a good night sleep.

581
00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:45,650
And tomorrow
we can drive all around town

582
00:47:45,652 --> 00:47:48,323
and discover which hotel
she's staying at.

583
00:47:49,290 --> 00:47:50,525
I promise you we'll find her.

584
00:47:51,993 --> 00:47:53,228
Okay.

585
00:47:56,330 --> 00:47:57,364
Good.

586
00:47:58,665 --> 00:47:59,868
If not...

587
00:48:00,634 --> 00:48:03,404
I will slit you open
like the pig you are.

588
00:48:06,707 --> 00:48:08,743
Oh, you are wonderful.

589
00:48:10,877 --> 00:48:12,279
Oh, fuck.

590
00:48:14,547 --> 00:48:19,921
The charm of this little escapade
is rapidly wearing thin.

591
00:48:20,888 --> 00:48:22,290
Why don't we just leave?

592
00:48:23,591 --> 00:48:25,926
- And go where?
- I don't know.

593
00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:29,296
This is a fuckin' fiasco.

594
00:48:30,997 --> 00:48:32,900
What's the matter
with you, huh?

595
00:48:34,801 --> 00:48:37,738
You need a joint.
We need a joint.

596
00:48:38,839 --> 00:48:40,842
You said we're not gonna do
this sort of thing anymore.

597
00:48:42,375 --> 00:48:43,511
What sort of thing?

598
00:48:45,446 --> 00:48:46,480
This sort of thing.

599
00:48:50,584 --> 00:48:53,020
- We've no choice.
- Oh, don't we?

600
00:48:54,821 --> 00:48:57,858
Wasn't me that lost hundreds
of thousands of pounds.

601
00:48:59,759 --> 00:49:01,962
It's not my ex-girlfriend
stalking us.

602
00:49:02,596 --> 00:49:03,632
It's not my fault.

603
00:49:03,931 --> 00:49:06,001
No. Never is.

604
00:49:07,033 --> 00:49:10,704
You reap what you sow, darling,
and you've sown fuck-all.

605
00:49:11,339 --> 00:49:12,373
Oh, well.

606
00:49:12,839 --> 00:49:15,776
Good night, and fuck off to you.

607
00:49:55,915 --> 00:49:57,451
Fuckin' hell.

608
00:49:57,752 --> 00:50:01,022
- How'd you get in here?
- I snuck in with the chambermaid.

609
00:50:01,589 --> 00:50:03,091
We need to talk.
Can you get up?

610
00:50:04,491 --> 00:50:05,627
Fuck's sake.

611
00:50:12,533 --> 00:50:13,935
- Here.
- What is it?

612
00:50:14,935 --> 00:50:15,969
It's breakfast.

613
00:50:18,071 --> 00:50:22,875
Oh, God, Peter. That's disgusting.
That is fucking disgusting.

614
00:50:22,877 --> 00:50:23,911
Did you see them?

615
00:50:26,013 --> 00:50:27,145
Who?

616
00:50:27,147 --> 00:50:29,181
Gabriel and Vivien.

617
00:50:29,183 --> 00:50:33,121
I woke up this morning and I
found this in my bed. It's hers.

618
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,857
He's fucking her,
and he's fucking her in my bed.

619
00:50:37,892 --> 00:50:40,395
No, I don't think so, mate.
Nope.

620
00:50:40,895 --> 00:50:41,930
Okay.

621
00:50:42,663 --> 00:50:44,866
Peter, baby.

622
00:50:45,799 --> 00:50:49,103
Please come back to the house
because he's threatened by you.

623
00:50:49,602 --> 00:50:52,072
And, he knows that
you never got over me.

624
00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:57,846
And I could tell, by the way that
you looked at me last night,

625
00:50:58,546 --> 00:51:00,147
that you still want me.

626
00:51:01,681 --> 00:51:02,716
So...

627
00:51:04,218 --> 00:51:05,886
you can have me.

628
00:51:10,190 --> 00:51:11,725
No, thanks.

629
00:51:13,127 --> 00:51:14,225
Listen, fuck it, Peter. I
need you to come back to the house.

630
00:51:14,227 --> 00:51:16,964
I need you to come and stay, okay?
I really need you.

631
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,100
Actually...

632
00:51:21,067 --> 00:51:22,669
- Tiffany.
- Tiffany.

633
00:51:24,038 --> 00:51:26,775
I can think of no one else I would
rather be in the company of...

634
00:51:27,540 --> 00:51:30,141
- Okay.
- ...right now.

635
00:51:30,143 --> 00:51:32,446
- Okay.
- I need laughs, you know.

636
00:51:32,812 --> 00:51:35,616
- With people who understand me.
- Come on.

637
00:51:35,815 --> 00:51:37,618
And I need to fuckin' relax!

638
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,761
So, I think we should start
at the Four Seasons

639
00:51:49,763 --> 00:51:52,433
and work our way down.
It shouldn't take too long.

640
00:51:52,632 --> 00:51:55,500
There's only a handful of
habitable hotels in this town.

641
00:51:55,502 --> 00:51:56,937
Oh, excuse me.

642
00:51:58,272 --> 00:52:02,677
Cedric, how nice to hear from you.
How are you? Have you healed up?

643
00:52:03,611 --> 00:52:04,846
Good. So...

644
00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:07,015
Really?

645
00:52:07,948 --> 00:52:09,616
Oh, really?

646
00:52:09,817 --> 00:52:12,116
Oh, now that's very interesting.
That's very interesting, indeed.

647
00:52:12,118 --> 00:52:14,154
Thank you, Cedric. I owe you.

648
00:52:15,589 --> 00:52:18,556
Bingo.
The Chateau Marmont, Kim Kim.

649
00:52:18,558 --> 00:52:20,661
Shouldn't be too long
and you'll be with her.

650
00:52:30,270 --> 00:52:31,705
Let's get started.

651
00:52:40,047 --> 00:52:41,082
Just be a moment.

652
00:52:49,122 --> 00:52:50,691
Good afternoon, madam.

653
00:52:52,192 --> 00:52:54,127
May I have a word about some of the
charges you've been placing on the room?

654
00:52:54,861 --> 00:52:58,499
I'm afraid we're going to need
some form of payment very soon.

655
00:52:58,866 --> 00:53:01,134
I'll be right down
with my card.

656
00:53:02,102 --> 00:53:03,071
Thank you.

657
00:53:14,013 --> 00:53:16,183
- Watch the exit.
- Naturally.

658
00:53:40,306 --> 00:53:43,277
He's a stubborn little shit.
So sorry.

659
00:54:08,234 --> 00:54:11,138
Hello, sweetheart.
Buy-in is five grand.

660
00:54:20,647 --> 00:54:21,682
Where did she go?

661
00:54:23,216 --> 00:54:24,117
Who?

662
00:54:24,752 --> 00:54:26,219
Who do you fucking think?

663
00:55:08,696 --> 00:55:12,100
Well, if all this goes to plan,
and I intend that it should,

664
00:55:13,067 --> 00:55:14,869
I'm going to take you
to Disneyland.

665
00:55:15,169 --> 00:55:18,239
Yes. I think you will have
a wonderful time.

666
00:55:31,919 --> 00:55:35,022
I said make it happen,
and you didn't.

667
00:55:35,388 --> 00:55:37,357
You didn't make it happen.

668
00:55:39,859 --> 00:55:42,363
I've been working
so hard for you.

669
00:55:42,863 --> 00:55:44,966
I'm so tired.

670
00:55:46,265 --> 00:55:48,368
I'm exhausted from all this.

671
00:55:48,935 --> 00:55:50,037
Gina.

672
00:55:50,904 --> 00:55:52,140
I'm not stable.

673
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:54,242
I'm not stable.

674
00:55:55,942 --> 00:55:58,745
I wanna douse myself
in lighter fluid.

675
00:55:59,879 --> 00:56:03,050
Gina, now is not
the right time for this.

676
00:56:03,250 --> 00:56:05,049
What am I to you?

677
00:56:05,051 --> 00:56:09,856
You make love to her,
and then you make love to me.

678
00:56:11,390 --> 00:56:14,995
I have sex with you.

679
00:56:16,997 --> 00:56:20,065
I have sex with her.

680
00:56:20,067 --> 00:56:22,969
I'm making a film. You are my assistant.

681
00:56:25,105 --> 00:56:27,141
I don't care.

682
00:56:30,444 --> 00:56:33,047
Make love to me. On the bar.

683
00:56:34,247 --> 00:56:35,716
Like we used to.

684
00:56:36,517 --> 00:56:37,719
Gabriel.

685
00:56:40,553 --> 00:56:42,189
We need to talk
about last night.

686
00:56:42,522 --> 00:56:45,792
What was Vivien's slutty
whore-mask doing in our bed?

687
00:56:46,192 --> 00:56:48,292
I have no idea
what you're talking about.

688
00:56:48,294 --> 00:56:50,395
You've forgotten
about this, have you?

689
00:56:50,397 --> 00:56:53,230
You've forgotten about the five million
dollar ring and everything you said?

690
00:56:53,232 --> 00:56:55,736
Well, what about if I just
throw it in the toilet?

691
00:56:56,069 --> 00:56:58,402
Should I just throw the ring
in the toilet? Should I?

692
00:56:58,404 --> 00:57:01,075
Should I just throw it away?
Fuck the ring!

693
00:57:01,808 --> 00:57:03,243
I don't have time for this.

694
00:57:05,379 --> 00:57:07,279
I am an important person.

695
00:57:07,281 --> 00:57:09,547
I have important decisions
I have to make every single day

696
00:57:09,549 --> 00:57:11,116
because I'm making a film.

697
00:57:11,118 --> 00:57:14,154
I'm making a film.
I am making a film.

698
00:57:14,888 --> 00:57:16,324
Boring.

699
00:57:17,357 --> 00:57:18,493
I'm gonna go to the set.

700
00:57:19,091 --> 00:57:20,327
Not with Conchita, you're not.

701
00:57:20,593 --> 00:57:22,426
- Give me the dog.
- No.

702
00:57:22,428 --> 00:57:25,432
Give me the dog. The dog whisperer
is coming today. Let go.

703
00:57:26,466 --> 00:57:27,502
Let the fuck go.

704
00:57:35,542 --> 00:57:37,245
Ahh.

705
00:57:37,977 --> 00:57:39,446
Oh, for fuck's sake.

706
00:57:43,517 --> 00:57:44,819
I need a drink.

707
00:57:50,223 --> 00:57:51,992
Where's the vodka?

708
00:57:54,194 --> 00:57:55,163
You can't be here.

709
00:57:56,596 --> 00:58:00,200
- Irina's here in LA.
- Eh?

710
00:58:03,035 --> 00:58:04,371
Juanita?

711
00:58:05,138 --> 00:58:06,937
Juanita?

712
00:58:06,939 --> 00:58:09,440
Oh, hi. Uh, did I miss
the dog whisperer? Is he here?

713
00:58:09,442 --> 00:58:10,812
- Who?
- Shit.

714
00:58:13,614 --> 00:58:16,080
Oh, voicemail.

715
00:58:16,082 --> 00:58:18,318
Gina, it's me, and the dog whisperer
didn't show up. Can you please call?

716
00:58:18,986 --> 00:58:21,353
Oh, there you are.
Oh, you're here.

717
00:58:21,355 --> 00:58:23,224
How funny.
I thought you'd be a man.

718
00:58:24,223 --> 00:58:26,259
No, I'm not a man.

719
00:58:26,926 --> 00:58:29,229
- How's your Spanish?
- All right, I suppose.

720
00:58:29,495 --> 00:58:32,065
Well, I hope it's good enough for
you to communicate with her.

721
00:58:32,598 --> 00:58:34,098
With her?

722
00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:37,534
I don't know how good her English
is. You know, we had her flown in.

723
00:58:37,536 --> 00:58:38,305
She's Mexican.

724
00:58:39,138 --> 00:58:40,341
Oh, I see.

725
00:58:41,107 --> 00:58:43,341
Which I suppose
might be part of the problem,

726
00:58:43,343 --> 00:58:46,547
you know, that she doesn't understand me.
How do you do it?

727
00:58:47,180 --> 00:58:48,950
Communicate, I mean,
with them.

728
00:58:49,348 --> 00:58:52,150
What it is exactly
you want me to say to her?

729
00:58:52,152 --> 00:58:55,053
Tell her I clean up after her morning,
noon, and night and I want some respect.

730
00:58:55,055 --> 00:58:57,656
I mean, she's lazy. She's disagreeable.
She's spoilt.

731
00:58:57,658 --> 00:59:00,060
I'm sick of her pissing and
shitting all over the place.

732
00:59:00,660 --> 00:59:02,896
That's the door, Peter.

733
00:59:06,667 --> 00:59:08,935
- What?
- Dog whisperer.

734
00:59:09,669 --> 00:59:10,904
I've already got one, mate.

735
00:59:22,616 --> 00:59:25,453
Hola, señora.

736
00:59:25,953 --> 00:59:27,221
¿Y ahora esta qué trae?

737
00:59:28,422 --> 00:59:30,721
- Con permiso.
- Ay, Dios, ella habla español.

738
00:59:30,723 --> 00:59:33,894
Su empleadora
quiere que le diga...

739
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:35,962
¿Qué? ¿Qué?

740
00:59:37,730 --> 00:59:39,730
¡Ay!

741
00:59:48,241 --> 00:59:49,277
Here she is.

742
00:59:52,645 --> 00:59:55,679
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Peter.

743
00:59:55,681 --> 00:59:58,451
You won't believe
what Juanita just did.

744
00:59:59,685 --> 01:00:01,087
That was incredible.

745
01:00:02,288 --> 01:00:04,624
Thank God that the dog whisperer
was here as a witness.

746
01:00:07,194 --> 01:00:10,163
I prefer pet communicator.

747
01:00:10,464 --> 01:00:11,699
Oh, for fuck's sake.

748
01:00:16,102 --> 01:00:17,268
Buenos días.

749
01:00:20,707 --> 01:00:22,076
¿Y tu problema?

750
01:00:23,576 --> 01:00:24,611
Sí.

751
01:00:25,645 --> 01:00:26,681
Sí.

752
01:00:27,413 --> 01:00:28,448
Sí.

753
01:00:29,382 --> 01:00:30,417
Sí.

754
01:00:32,118 --> 01:00:33,219
Entiendo.

755
01:00:34,388 --> 01:00:35,719
Well, what's she saying?

756
01:00:35,721 --> 01:00:38,656
I'm sorry.
She has a lot of resentments.

757
01:00:38,658 --> 01:00:40,792
It's hard to keep track.

758
01:00:40,794 --> 01:00:43,294
Well, tell her that I have a few
complaints of my own. Firstly...

759
01:00:43,296 --> 01:00:44,332
Sí.

760
01:00:45,031 --> 01:00:46,196
Sí.

761
01:00:46,198 --> 01:00:47,233
Sí.

762
01:00:48,167 --> 01:00:49,069
Sí, sí.

763
01:00:49,569 --> 01:00:51,339
She says she's disappointed.

764
01:00:51,805 --> 01:00:54,408
This is not
what she was led to expect.

765
01:00:54,607 --> 01:00:56,209
Well, that's quite
ungrateful of her.

766
01:00:57,511 --> 01:00:59,044
I mean, does she have any idea
how privileged she actually is,

767
01:00:59,046 --> 01:01:00,614
and to be adopted
by a celebrity?

768
01:01:01,047 --> 01:01:03,049
She said she's never
heard of you.

769
01:01:03,549 --> 01:01:06,019
That little bitch.

770
01:01:06,620 --> 01:01:09,654
And I suppose she's never heard
of Gabriel, either.

771
01:01:11,792 --> 01:01:13,661
She doesn't think
he's very talented.

772
01:01:14,493 --> 01:01:16,527
Rather mediocre, in fact.

773
01:01:16,529 --> 01:01:19,065
- Ha!
- Peter, shut the fuck up.

774
01:01:19,332 --> 01:01:22,636
She's saying you
got off on the wrong foot.

775
01:01:23,169 --> 01:01:25,005
She thinks you're depressed.

776
01:01:25,672 --> 01:01:29,440
She says she sees you
crying sometimes,

777
01:01:29,442 --> 01:01:32,580
and it makes her very, very sad.

778
01:01:34,547 --> 01:01:36,750
Oh, Jesus Christ.

779
01:01:39,585 --> 01:01:41,756
I mean, I had no idea
that she was so insightful.

780
01:01:42,321 --> 01:01:44,190
She's trying
to tell me something.

781
01:01:45,591 --> 01:01:48,426
Something about
some new piece of jewelry.

782
01:01:48,428 --> 01:01:50,295
No, no, no.
It must be my... my ring.

783
01:01:50,297 --> 01:01:52,632
It's my ring. It's my ring.
Does she like it?

784
01:01:53,567 --> 01:01:59,707
She's saying that... that
she's jealous of the ring.

785
01:02:00,607 --> 01:02:05,413
She's saying that you wear it too much,
and I think she'd like to borrow it.

786
01:02:05,645 --> 01:02:07,114
What do you take me for?

787
01:02:08,314 --> 01:02:11,484
Dogs don't wear rings.
I'm not an idiot.

788
01:02:12,384 --> 01:02:13,687
Do you know what I think?

789
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:17,855
I think that she's having you on.
She's a little minx.

790
01:02:19,426 --> 01:02:20,728
Do you promise me you'll stay?

791
01:02:21,227 --> 01:02:22,462
It's how I work.

792
01:02:23,196 --> 01:02:24,431
I move in...

793
01:02:25,464 --> 01:02:27,434
get to know the dog.

794
01:02:28,701 --> 01:02:30,337
Work with the family.

795
01:02:30,770 --> 01:02:35,205
It's a holistic thing.
A whole lot of healing.

796
01:02:42,582 --> 01:02:44,214
Who the hell are you?

797
01:02:44,216 --> 01:02:46,152
What do you mean?
It's the dog whisperer.

798
01:02:46,352 --> 01:02:47,754
Pet communicator.

799
01:02:48,187 --> 01:02:49,754
When I called and made
the appointment,

800
01:02:49,756 --> 01:02:53,227
the person on the other end
of the line was a man.

801
01:02:53,792 --> 01:02:55,195
I had a hangover.

802
01:02:55,728 --> 01:02:56,763
Literally...

803
01:02:57,897 --> 01:02:59,232
a man.

804
01:02:59,933 --> 01:03:03,201
Conchita warned me about her. She
doesn't like the way she touches her.

805
01:03:03,203 --> 01:03:04,701
- She touches her?
- Yes.

806
01:03:04,703 --> 01:03:06,606
I only touch her with feeling.

807
01:03:07,573 --> 01:03:09,841
Chita, walkies.

808
01:03:09,843 --> 01:03:12,346
I don't think so, you weirdo. There's
been quite enough of that already.

809
01:03:13,212 --> 01:03:14,582
Chita's my twin.

810
01:03:16,415 --> 01:03:17,684
We have a connection.

811
01:03:19,685 --> 01:03:21,254
No one understands.

812
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,243
Oh, I better get a new glass.

813
01:03:44,277 --> 01:03:45,446
- Hi.
- It's Vivien.

814
01:03:45,779 --> 01:03:47,344
I can't really talk right now.

815
01:03:47,346 --> 01:03:49,350
- It's not a very good time.
- Vivien.

816
01:03:49,848 --> 01:03:50,884
Oh.

817
01:03:51,585 --> 01:03:52,786
- Vivien.
- Right.

818
01:03:58,625 --> 01:03:59,593
Don't get up.

819
01:04:00,859 --> 01:04:03,393
Now, Peter,
I'm so glad you're here,

820
01:04:03,395 --> 01:04:05,730
and I really do want you
to stay as long as you like.

821
01:04:05,732 --> 01:04:07,431
Because now that bitch wife
has left you,

822
01:04:07,433 --> 01:04:09,636
I really feel it's my duty
to take care of you.

823
01:04:11,437 --> 01:04:13,439
Well, thank you, Jackie.

824
01:04:14,975 --> 01:04:17,475
She's always let me down.

825
01:04:17,477 --> 01:04:19,647
I know, and you're better off without her.
I did beg you not to marry her.

826
01:04:20,346 --> 01:04:21,582
If only I'd listened.

827
01:04:22,716 --> 01:04:23,817
Horrendous woman.

828
01:04:24,584 --> 01:04:26,583
- I hate her.
- You've never met her.

829
01:04:26,585 --> 01:04:28,386
I don't have to meet her
to hate her.

830
01:04:28,388 --> 01:04:29,422
Oh, right. Yeah.

831
01:04:30,422 --> 01:04:31,725
Yeah, I hate her, too.

832
01:04:32,491 --> 01:04:33,694
I loathe her.

833
01:04:34,794 --> 01:04:35,592
Yes, because she
fleeced you for all you had.

834
01:04:35,594 --> 01:04:37,864
I mean,
she treated you shamefully.

835
01:04:38,497 --> 01:04:40,797
You see, they met in rehab.

836
01:04:40,799 --> 01:04:43,770
I mean, what kind of person
does one meet in rehab?

837
01:04:44,370 --> 01:04:48,441
Huh. Maybe it wasn't her fault.
Maybe it was a court order.

838
01:04:48,841 --> 01:04:52,342
Yeah. I suppose I wouldn't be surprised. I
mean, we know nothing about her, do we?

839
01:04:52,344 --> 01:04:54,314
We don't know about her
family, or anything. She's...

840
01:04:55,015 --> 01:04:56,482
She's probably trash.

841
01:04:57,716 --> 01:04:59,850
And, you know, don't forget
that time she abandoned you.

842
01:04:59,852 --> 01:05:03,487
For all those months on end, and
left you to fend for yourself.

843
01:05:03,489 --> 01:05:06,857
I mean, God knows what she got up to.
She's such a slag.

844
01:05:06,859 --> 01:05:10,328
I mean, when I think of all the
things that she did to you...

845
01:05:10,330 --> 01:05:13,063
Everybody
makes mistakes, don't they?

846
01:05:13,065 --> 01:05:14,899
No, don't defend her.

847
01:05:14,901 --> 01:05:16,900
He went to jail because of her.
I had to bail him out.

848
01:05:16,902 --> 01:05:18,671
I had to bail him out!

849
01:05:21,308 --> 01:05:25,346
Vivien, I can't talk right now.

850
01:05:26,078 --> 01:05:27,978
- Are you with her?
- No.

851
01:05:27,980 --> 01:05:29,984
- Are you fucking her?
- No.

852
01:05:31,384 --> 01:05:33,020
You stupid bastard.

853
01:05:33,852 --> 01:05:37,020
You said you loved me.
Now love me.

854
01:05:38,424 --> 01:05:41,594
Vivien...
I... No.

855
01:05:43,395 --> 01:05:47,998
I want you. I want you to fuck me.

856
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,035
No.

857
01:05:49,535 --> 01:05:52,837
- I can't talk right now.
- You coward.

858
01:05:52,839 --> 01:05:55,073
It's the fucking awards
tomorrow.

859
01:05:55,075 --> 01:05:58,375
Why don't I just go on stage

860
01:05:58,377 --> 01:06:02,582
and I tell the whole world
that you're fucking me?

861
01:06:03,450 --> 01:06:04,752
Tomorrow...

862
01:06:05,451 --> 01:06:07,819
after the awards,

863
01:06:07,821 --> 01:06:12,860
I'll talk to you,
and we'll clear everything up,

864
01:06:13,593 --> 01:06:16,661
about Jackie and what to do.

865
01:06:16,663 --> 01:06:20,765
I am going to cut your little balls,
and I'm gonna feed them to you.

866
01:06:20,767 --> 01:06:22,799
- Pendejo.
- I've gotta... I've gotta go. Bye.

867
01:06:22,801 --> 01:06:27,071
You're not gonna sound like a
victim anymore. Piece of shit!

868
01:06:30,377 --> 01:06:32,042
If I met her,
I'd spit in her face.

869
01:06:32,044 --> 01:06:33,643
- Oh, would you?
- Yeah, I would.

870
01:06:33,645 --> 01:06:36,783
Really? Astonishing.

871
01:06:39,051 --> 01:06:40,086
Wow.

872
01:06:40,953 --> 01:06:42,022
Wow.

873
01:06:43,089 --> 01:06:44,692
You look very, uh...

874
01:06:46,692 --> 01:06:47,627
Hmm.

875
01:06:47,893 --> 01:06:49,562
I'm a filmmaker.

876
01:06:50,897 --> 01:06:52,763
Have you acted?

877
01:06:52,765 --> 01:06:56,336
For God's sake, Gabriel. She's
the dog whisperer. I told you.

878
01:06:56,770 --> 01:06:58,835
Pet communicator.

879
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:05,012
Oh. Conchita's pissing on my chair.
What do you think she wants?

880
01:07:05,611 --> 01:07:06,579
Oh.

881
01:07:06,779 --> 01:07:08,982
She said you have
a bad attitude.

882
01:07:09,982 --> 01:07:11,384
You talk to the dog?

883
01:07:15,654 --> 01:07:17,557
- Hi.
- Hi.

884
01:07:18,924 --> 01:07:22,662
- Did you see my movie?
- I love your movie.

885
01:07:24,864 --> 01:07:26,033
Mediocre?

886
01:07:28,435 --> 01:07:29,870
Are you my enemy?

887
01:07:30,169 --> 01:07:34,138
No. No. I'm your lover.

888
01:07:34,140 --> 01:07:35,408
I love you.

889
01:07:40,113 --> 01:07:43,584
- Mediocre.
- No. No.

890
01:07:47,786 --> 01:07:49,555
Mediocre.

891
01:07:55,527 --> 01:07:57,598
Right. Well, you take her, then.

892
01:07:58,064 --> 01:08:00,498
I have to say, I'm not particularly
impressed by your skills.

893
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:01,702
She is worse than ever.

894
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,171
Now, where's fucking Juanita
with the food?

895
01:08:23,989 --> 01:08:27,560
That cunt is really
starting to piss me off.

896
01:08:30,529 --> 01:08:32,032
We need to sort this
right now.

897
01:08:33,733 --> 01:08:35,035
Let's go speak to Sidney.

898
01:09:01,693 --> 01:09:03,060
No luck, I'm afraid.

899
01:09:07,834 --> 01:09:10,571
She's around.

900
01:09:11,304 --> 01:09:14,208
Well, that was the
last of the five-star hotels.

901
01:09:14,806 --> 01:09:19,145
I really can't see her slumming it
in some squalid motel, can you?

902
01:09:19,578 --> 01:09:21,681
She is, if nothing else, a lady.

903
01:09:22,549 --> 01:09:24,952
Take me somewhere.
I want to get fucked up.

904
01:09:57,916 --> 01:09:59,252
Dry martini with a twist.

905
01:10:16,035 --> 01:10:19,572
Thank you, Kim Kim.
Oh, you are a good puppy.

906
01:10:23,209 --> 01:10:25,879
- Evening.
- Harry.

907
01:10:26,211 --> 01:10:28,745
Oh, my word,
how wonderful to see you.

908
01:10:28,747 --> 01:10:31,585
- I've been looking everywhere for you.
- Really?

909
01:10:32,218 --> 01:10:34,285
Tea? Tea.
You'll have some tea.

910
01:10:34,287 --> 01:10:36,757
Kim Kim,
fetch some tea for the lady.

911
01:10:37,090 --> 01:10:41,562
Oh, and Kim Kim, uh,
we aren't to be disturbed.

912
01:10:58,277 --> 01:11:00,314
- Sidney, darling?
- Hmm?

913
01:11:00,947 --> 01:11:03,884
Something's come up,
something quite large.

914
01:11:04,684 --> 01:11:07,187
I was hoping you might be
of some assistance.

915
01:11:07,854 --> 01:11:10,724
Intriguing. Have some.

916
01:11:12,190 --> 01:11:15,328
Fresh from the battlefields
of Afghanistan.

917
01:11:37,450 --> 01:11:39,019
Oh, yeah.

918
01:11:56,068 --> 01:11:57,269
Let me be Mother.

919
01:11:58,270 --> 01:12:00,337
Oh, I...
Don't mind if I do.

920
01:12:05,243 --> 01:12:06,278
Now.

921
01:12:06,845 --> 01:12:08,648
Oh.

922
01:12:09,448 --> 01:12:12,385
- Oh, that's plenty.
- Oh, no. Not quite.

923
01:12:13,452 --> 01:12:15,821
A little more.

924
01:12:21,327 --> 01:12:23,230
Mmm.

925
01:12:24,831 --> 01:12:26,667
Now, don't be wasteful.

926
01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:30,137
- Oh, steady on, my dear.
- Come on.

927
01:12:32,071 --> 01:12:33,840
You know what I love
about you, darling?

928
01:12:35,474 --> 01:12:38,178
You're a girl who knows
how to have a good...

929
01:12:41,346 --> 01:12:43,183
Oh...

930
01:14:05,197 --> 01:14:07,865
You stole from me,
and then you leave me?

931
01:14:07,867 --> 01:14:11,134
Oh. I was just on my way
to pay you back.

932
01:14:11,136 --> 01:14:12,272
Via Los Angeles?

933
01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,242
I got a little sidetracked.

934
01:14:15,507 --> 01:14:18,545
You're good at so many things,
Harry, but not lying.

935
01:14:19,511 --> 01:14:21,113
It was all Peter's fault.

936
01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:25,918
Yes, he blew all your cash
and made me run away.

937
01:14:28,386 --> 01:14:30,023
But I knew you'd come for me.

938
01:14:31,924 --> 01:14:33,160
God, I've missed you.

939
01:14:35,060 --> 01:14:36,328
Where is the money, Harry?

940
01:14:37,563 --> 01:14:38,799
Well...

941
01:14:40,933 --> 01:14:42,402
I'm working on it.

942
01:14:43,402 --> 01:14:44,437
That's why I'm here.

943
01:14:45,938 --> 01:14:47,107
So you don't have it.

944
01:14:53,211 --> 01:14:54,848
I love you, Harry.

945
01:14:57,250 --> 01:14:58,984
But now I'm going
to fuck you up.

946
01:15:00,318 --> 01:15:05,088
There's a ring, a beautiful
one, worth millions of pounds.

947
01:15:05,090 --> 01:15:06,323
And I'm gonna
nick it for you.

948
01:15:06,325 --> 01:15:07,928
- You're lying.
- No.

949
01:15:09,327 --> 01:15:10,496
It's for us.

950
01:15:12,398 --> 01:15:13,533
Think about it.

951
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:16,970
Me, you...

952
01:15:18,069 --> 01:15:20,239
and millions of pounds.

953
01:15:24,477 --> 01:15:26,276
And what about
the idiot you married?

954
01:15:26,278 --> 01:15:31,248
Oh, Peter. Oh, forget him.
Sidney can have him.

955
01:15:33,385 --> 01:15:35,988
You really are a cold-hearted
bitch, aren't you?

956
01:15:37,456 --> 01:15:38,592
Now...

957
01:15:40,492 --> 01:15:41,527
come on, love.

958
01:15:42,595 --> 01:15:44,564
Pour us a drink
and let's talk.

959
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:22,167
I must have nodded off.

960
01:16:22,702 --> 01:16:24,905
- What happened?
- It's all worked out.

961
01:16:25,638 --> 01:16:27,340
I handled it expertly.

962
01:16:28,541 --> 01:16:30,110
In what sense?

963
01:16:32,044 --> 01:16:33,212
We're getting married.

964
01:16:34,246 --> 01:16:36,516
Gabriel is leaving Jackie.

965
01:16:38,216 --> 01:16:39,516
We're getting married.

966
01:16:39,518 --> 01:16:41,618
- What, you and Jackie?
- Me and Gabriel.

967
01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:43,119
Oh, I see.

968
01:16:51,630 --> 01:16:53,466
We're gonna take
the ring tonight.

969
01:16:54,265 --> 01:16:55,268
Eh?

970
01:16:56,568 --> 01:17:00,139
- Sidney's gonna stage a break-in.
- Well, Sidney's a fucking snake.

971
01:17:00,438 --> 01:17:04,209
He's an expert in his field, so
I suggest you shut the fuck up.

972
01:17:04,743 --> 01:17:05,577
Are you insane?

973
01:17:06,479 --> 01:17:08,548
The next time I see you,
you'll be in jail.

974
01:17:09,081 --> 01:17:11,117
- You going somewhere?
- Oh, yes I am.

975
01:17:24,229 --> 01:17:25,197
I'm a wreck.

976
01:17:26,064 --> 01:17:29,102
I've never been so happy
in my life.

977
01:17:29,667 --> 01:17:31,638
We have worked so hard for this.

978
01:17:32,170 --> 01:17:33,472
So hard.

979
01:17:35,041 --> 01:17:37,711
So hard. We've worked so hard.

980
01:17:38,778 --> 01:17:40,013
So hard.

981
01:17:40,345 --> 01:17:41,513
Gabriel?

982
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:43,716
Gabriel.

983
01:17:45,251 --> 01:17:46,286
Ow.

984
01:17:47,486 --> 01:17:49,488
Uh...

985
01:18:06,705 --> 01:18:07,741
Yes.

986
01:18:17,116 --> 01:18:19,152
What did you take?

987
01:18:22,087 --> 01:18:23,188
I don't know.

988
01:18:24,122 --> 01:18:28,294
But it was very,
very, very good.

989
01:18:30,362 --> 01:18:35,167
Oh, well. You might have saved some
for me, then, for fuck's sake.

990
01:18:38,336 --> 01:18:39,705
Sidney will be here soon.

991
01:18:45,243 --> 01:18:46,246
What are you gonna do?

992
01:18:47,645 --> 01:18:49,748
Cut her hand off
and stuff it up his cassock?

993
01:18:53,285 --> 01:18:54,720
You think this'll work?

994
01:18:55,121 --> 01:18:56,156
This won't work.

995
01:18:57,656 --> 01:18:58,792
It's never gonna work.

996
01:19:00,893 --> 01:19:02,462
We have no choice.

997
01:19:06,197 --> 01:19:10,167
Best Director goes to... us.

998
01:19:10,169 --> 01:19:12,572
Best Director goes to...

999
01:19:14,372 --> 01:19:18,243
Gabriel Anderson
for Le Rouge et le Noir.

1000
01:19:20,778 --> 01:19:23,315
Yes! Yes.

1001
01:19:26,152 --> 01:19:29,489
I wasn't expecting this,
and I'm not prepared.

1002
01:19:30,156 --> 01:19:31,157
Uh...

1003
01:19:32,323 --> 01:19:33,725
This is so much more than me.

1004
01:19:34,693 --> 01:19:39,332
I'd like to dedicate this
to my muse.

1005
01:19:41,634 --> 01:19:42,669
Gina.

1006
01:19:45,237 --> 01:19:46,436
Vivien Prince.

1007
01:20:03,688 --> 01:20:06,558
His muse.

1008
01:20:07,626 --> 01:20:10,864
His muse.

1009
01:20:11,663 --> 01:20:14,466
His muse.

1010
01:20:14,966 --> 01:20:17,737
His fucking muse.

1011
01:20:17,937 --> 01:20:19,802
Fucking muse!

1012
01:20:19,804 --> 01:20:23,209
- Om.
- Shut the fuck up, Gurmukh! It don't work!

1013
01:20:25,211 --> 01:20:28,414
- Fuck off, Hans. Fuck off.
- Thank you, Jackie.

1014
01:20:31,282 --> 01:20:32,982
I'm moving back to England.

1015
01:20:32,984 --> 01:20:35,688
I mean, you have no idea what I
have been through with Gabriel.

1016
01:20:35,955 --> 01:20:40,626
And to be humiliated like that,
in front of 500 million people.

1017
01:20:41,292 --> 01:20:45,230
Conchita wants you to stay.
She wants you to work things out.

1018
01:20:45,531 --> 01:20:46,832
I have an announcement.

1019
01:20:48,099 --> 01:20:50,435
There's something you should
know about this woman who...

1020
01:20:52,737 --> 01:20:56,441
- What's the matter with him?
- I don't know. He seemed upset.

1021
01:20:56,841 --> 01:20:58,411
I don't blame him.
What was he saying?

1022
01:20:59,245 --> 01:21:00,779
Something about Conchita.

1023
01:21:03,514 --> 01:21:06,783
Conchita knows,
and that's why she's so upset.

1024
01:21:06,785 --> 01:21:08,888
Gabriel has been
taking her to set.

1025
01:21:09,388 --> 01:21:12,925
And the three of them have been doing
it in his trailer and in his bed.

1026
01:21:14,026 --> 01:21:17,363
Right. I need to talk to her.
Come on. We're going.

1027
01:21:18,831 --> 01:21:21,301
What happened? Where am I?

1028
01:21:22,667 --> 01:21:23,702
Where is he?

1029
01:21:27,273 --> 01:21:28,775
He's a liar.

1030
01:21:31,910 --> 01:21:33,412
I'll kill him.

1031
01:21:35,546 --> 01:21:37,216
You will die.

1032
01:21:43,054 --> 01:21:45,457
Tell Conchita
not to spare my feelings.

1033
01:21:45,957 --> 01:21:48,928
Help. Let me out.

1034
01:21:50,028 --> 01:21:51,430
Let me out.

1035
01:21:52,297 --> 01:21:53,332
Oh, my God.

1036
01:21:53,799 --> 01:21:56,932
Help. I'm cold.

1037
01:21:56,934 --> 01:21:58,403
Let me out.

1038
01:21:59,705 --> 01:22:01,672
- It's Gina.
- Oh.

1039
01:22:01,674 --> 01:22:03,609
I'm here.

1040
01:22:03,809 --> 01:22:06,610
- Gina, where are you?
- I'm in the freezer. Peter locked me in.

1041
01:22:06,612 --> 01:22:08,314
- Peter, is that true?
- No, no.

1042
01:22:10,581 --> 01:22:12,251
He said he loved me.

1043
01:22:12,684 --> 01:22:15,418
- Peter, you didn't.
- I'll kill you.

1044
01:22:15,420 --> 01:22:17,553
Oh, Gina.
I know you're upset.

1045
01:22:17,555 --> 01:22:19,823
It's been a long day for everyone
and we are all very, very tired

1046
01:22:19,825 --> 01:22:21,557
and very emotional.

1047
01:22:21,559 --> 01:22:22,961
So why don't you go and
make us some hot cocoa?

1048
01:22:24,063 --> 01:22:26,466
Gabriel said
that he loved me.

1049
01:22:26,698 --> 01:22:28,565
Well, a second ago
you were in love with Peter.

1050
01:22:28,567 --> 01:22:30,002
It's all rather fickle,
I must say.

1051
01:22:30,635 --> 01:22:32,437
I'm really starting
to see your side of this.

1052
01:22:32,871 --> 01:22:33,906
Right?

1053
01:22:35,541 --> 01:22:36,576
This?

1054
01:22:41,813 --> 01:22:42,848
Halt.

1055
01:22:44,550 --> 01:22:47,383
What are you doing here,
und who are you?

1056
01:22:47,385 --> 01:22:51,623
We're friends of Harry. We've come
to see her. Is she... Is she here?

1057
01:22:51,924 --> 01:22:54,594
She is a criminal,
and you are intruders.

1058
01:22:55,394 --> 01:22:56,496
I'm calling the polizei.

1059
01:23:02,067 --> 01:23:03,734
Well, if you're going
to wear shorts like that,

1060
01:23:03,736 --> 01:23:05,638
you must expect to be shot,
mustn't you?

1061
01:23:17,014 --> 01:23:18,714
- I won.
- You're a genius.

1062
01:23:18,716 --> 01:23:23,322
- You are the most amazing...
- I won. I won. I won.

1063
01:23:24,523 --> 01:23:25,955
- What's she doing here?
- I won.

1064
01:23:25,957 --> 01:23:27,857
- Honey, we need to talk.
- I won.

1065
01:23:27,859 --> 01:23:29,993
- Oh, piss off.
- I won.

1066
01:23:29,995 --> 01:23:31,660
- Pendeja.
- I won.

1067
01:23:31,662 --> 01:23:34,433
- Tell her.
- Tell her what?

1068
01:23:35,934 --> 01:23:37,704
Gabriel and I are in love.

1069
01:23:38,470 --> 01:23:40,736
He's leaving you
because we're getting married.

1070
01:23:40,738 --> 01:23:42,442
I didn't say
I was leaving her.

1071
01:23:43,041 --> 01:23:45,008
- You said you loved me.
- He loves me.

1072
01:23:45,010 --> 01:23:46,779
He said he loved me.

1073
01:23:54,952 --> 01:23:56,121
Yes.

1074
01:23:58,189 --> 01:24:00,992
You bastard.

1075
01:24:01,426 --> 01:24:04,529
Fuck you
and your fucking ring.

1076
01:24:07,064 --> 01:24:08,100
Jackie.

1077
01:24:21,179 --> 01:24:23,048
Yes, bastard.

1078
01:24:23,982 --> 01:24:25,017
Where are they?

1079
01:24:26,919 --> 01:24:28,787
- Who are you?
- Who the fuck are you?

1080
01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:32,791
Who is she? You're also
fucking a Russian hooker?

1081
01:24:33,459 --> 01:24:36,129
- Give me the ring. Now.
- What?

1082
01:24:36,828 --> 01:24:38,027
Give it to me or I shoot him.

1083
01:24:38,029 --> 01:24:40,163
Yes, go ahead. Be my guest.

1084
01:24:40,165 --> 01:24:41,901
It's not in her possession.

1085
01:24:44,502 --> 01:24:45,604
She fucked me.

1086
01:24:46,572 --> 01:24:47,739
Where is Harry and Peter?

1087
01:24:48,005 --> 01:24:50,675
- Harry and Peter?
- Harry and Peter?

1088
01:24:51,710 --> 01:24:52,745
That's...

1089
01:24:53,946 --> 01:24:56,416
Oh, that... Oh.

1090
01:24:57,483 --> 01:24:59,452
Harriet? That's a disaster.

1091
01:25:05,056 --> 01:25:06,655
That bitch fucked me again.

1092
01:25:06,657 --> 01:25:09,191
Did she?
I am happy for you.

1093
01:25:09,193 --> 01:25:11,727
- You made up.
- We have to find her.

1094
01:25:11,729 --> 01:25:15,000
- I think it's a bit late for...
- I will slit your fucking throat myself.

1095
01:25:15,600 --> 01:25:16,868
We have to find her.

1096
01:25:17,236 --> 01:25:18,770
I suggest we start
in the kitchen.

1097
01:25:19,170 --> 01:25:20,806
Lots of hiding places there.

1098
01:25:32,684 --> 01:25:33,719
I'll light it.

1099
01:25:36,787 --> 01:25:38,523
So, let me get this straight.

1100
01:25:39,157 --> 01:25:41,091
Who's getting fucked over
on this one, me or Irina?

1101
01:25:41,093 --> 01:25:44,160
Darling, I was just
trying to keep her sweet.

1102
01:25:44,162 --> 01:25:46,599
Oh, well, great work on that one.
Well done, mate.

1103
01:26:01,179 --> 01:26:03,149
Jesus. Fuck.

1104
01:26:03,782 --> 01:26:05,985
- Where's the ring, Harry?
- Irina.

1105
01:26:07,318 --> 01:26:08,553
Irina.

1106
01:26:16,795 --> 01:26:17,730
Irina.

1107
01:26:21,233 --> 01:26:24,237
Got the ring.
Just like I promised.

1108
01:26:24,803 --> 01:26:28,605
You promised you, me,
and millions of pounds.

1109
01:26:28,607 --> 01:26:31,176
Peter, darling,
I really need your help.

1110
01:26:34,112 --> 01:26:38,885
Irina, just put
the gun down now.

1111
01:26:39,818 --> 01:26:40,953
And I'll throw you the ring.

1112
01:26:43,889 --> 01:26:45,123
And you let us go.

1113
01:26:48,260 --> 01:26:49,862
Come on.

1114
01:27:42,246 --> 01:27:43,782
How long do you think
we're gonna live on it?

1115
01:27:44,215 --> 01:27:46,117
Oh, years and years.

1116
01:27:47,219 --> 01:27:48,254
One long holiday.

1117
01:27:49,354 --> 01:27:50,954
Where shall we go?

1118
01:27:50,956 --> 01:27:53,826
- Hmm. Switzerland?
- Oh, that's fuckin' boring.

1119
01:27:54,925 --> 01:27:56,027
Morocco?

1120
01:27:56,361 --> 01:27:58,229
- Oh, you can't go there, remember?
- Hmm.

1121
01:27:58,697 --> 01:27:59,732
Canada?

1122
01:28:00,264 --> 01:28:01,334
Honolulu.

1123
01:28:01,966 --> 01:28:03,768
Oh, fuck.

1124
01:28:05,103 --> 01:28:05,937
What?

1125
01:28:06,404 --> 01:28:09,274
It's the fake one.
I gave her the real one.

1126
01:28:09,774 --> 01:28:12,111
You stupid fucking tart.

1127
01:28:14,112 --> 01:28:17,149
Calm down,
I'll get us out of here.

1128
01:28:29,861 --> 01:28:31,194
I'm so sorry.

1129
01:28:31,196 --> 01:28:32,965
Oh, thank you so much.

1130
01:28:39,136 --> 01:28:40,072
Brazil?

1131
01:28:40,906 --> 01:28:42,341
- Brazil?
- Yeah, bananas.

1132
01:28:53,184 --> 01:28:55,120
Well, that was a fun trip.

1133
01:28:56,087 --> 01:28:58,256
One long holiday.

1134
01:28:59,357 --> 01:29:00,393
What we gonna do now?

1135
01:29:05,464 --> 01:29:06,832
I've got an idea.

1136
01:29:12,938 --> 01:29:16,042
Oi, waitress. Another round.

1137
01:29:30,458 --> 01:29:35,458
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