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  1. ===START===
  2. [22:19] <vampsquirrel> When last we left off, you were prowling down the tunnel. There were no additional clues to be gained along the walls, just the tracks from the creatures.
  3. [22:21] <Akolit> You continue to follow them, feeding a stream of your progress back to MAS. Normally you would strike up a conversation with her, but you are not in the mood. You're rather frustrated, as mirrored by your rather purposeful pace down the corridor
  4. [22:25] <vampsquirrel> A short distance later, as the tracks grow ever more fresh, you turn a corner to find a pair of forms in a more open area of the tunnels. The dim light being little obstacle to you, you're able to identify them as an ogre and basilisk, surprisingly lacking in any distinguishing features. The both of them appear to be asleep as well, with the basili
  5. [22:25] <vampsquirrel> sk curled in a ball and the ogre sitting against one of the walls.
  6. [22:26] <Akolit> "M6S. Do these t6r9ets be6r 6ny 6re6s of vit6l structur6l we6kness? This unit could inflict severe if not f6t6l d6m69e to them inst6ntly if so." You say into your link, watching them silently, keeping your distance
  7. [22:29] <vampsquirrel> MAS: "None especially different from that of an ordinary being. For the ogre, you might find special success with targeting its head and neck, but I lack the necessary data to conclusively inform you regarding the basilisk."
  8. [22:31] <Akolit> "Would you estim6te this unit could sn6p its spin6l cord?" You unfold your back arms quietly, a very faint whirl and flick sounding gently in the stillness as you edge forward, keeping your eyes peeled
  9. [22:31] <vampsquirrel> Roll stealth.
  10. [22:32] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+2
  11. [22:32] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {9}
  12. [22:32] <Akolit> (here we go)
  13. [22:33] <vampsquirrel> MAS: "That is within the realm of possibility, though I would not say it would be something available to you reliably."
  14. [22:33] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20-3
  15. [22:33] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-3 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {-1}
  16. [22:33] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20
  17. [22:33] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {20}
  18. [22:33] <vampsquirrel> Welp
  19. [22:34] <Akolit> (tyche hates ants I swear lol)
  20. [22:34] <vampsquirrel> Roll insight.
  21. [22:34] <Akolit> (mod?)
  22. [22:34] <vampsquirrel> (it's a WIS skill)
  23. [22:34] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+10
  24. [22:34] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {23}
  25. [22:34] <Akolit> (O.O what the hell was that)
  26. [22:35] <Akolit> !roll 1d20
  27. [22:35] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {18}
  28. [22:35] <vampsquirrel> The ogre and basilisk do not notice your approach, and remain peacefully asleep.
  29. [22:36] <vampsquirrel> ((don't worry bb))
  30. [22:36] <Akolit> (:::c)
  31. [22:36] <Akolit> (how close am i to them?)
  32. [22:36] <vampsquirrel> (About 10 feet at this point.)
  33. [22:39] <Akolit> (So I can I sneak up and try to snap the baslisk's neck?)
  34. [22:39] <vampsquirrel> (Yes.)
  35. [22:39] <Akolit> (okay what do I roll for it)
  36. [22:42] <vampsquirrel> (You already rolled stealth, so you're good there. Basically you'd be delivering a Coup de Grace, which automatically deals a crit's worth of damage.)
  37. [22:47] <Akolit> (So write description or wut?)
  38. [22:47] <vampsquirrel> (Are you going to do that?)
  39. [22:47] <Akolit> (Might as well, no?)
  40. [22:49] <vampsquirrel> (Then say you do.)
  41. [22:51] <Akolit> You creep over and grab the beast's head with all four of your arms, stomping into its neck for leverage, turning your hips to pull as hard as you can, staring intently and listening as you do so
  42. [22:53] <vampsquirrel> Just as you reach the basilisk, its body undulates quickly and before you can react it twists itself around you and starts trying to wrap you in its snake-like body. Roll athletics or acrobatics to resist.
  43. [22:54] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+7
  44. [22:54] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {10}
  45. [23:05] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+8
  46. [23:06] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {11}
  47. [23:06] <Akolit> (great...)
  48. [23:09] <vampsquirrel> Despite terrible rolls all around, you manage to wiggle your way out of the basilisk's coils, its hisses awaken the ogre, but you still have time to act before the ogre's ready to join in. It's your turn.
  49. [23:13] <Akolit> (I need to read up on flashstep again, hold on)
  50. [23:13] <vampsquirrel> (aight)
  51. [23:16] <Akolit> (so I never even touched it? I thought i was stealthed)
  52. [23:17] <vampsquirrel> (You were, but it woke up with a crit on its perception roll and then beat your insight roll so that it could pretend to still be asleep until you reached it.)
  53. [23:18] <Akolit> (...fuck you dice. Just fuck you.)
  54. [23:23] <Akolit> (Ugh.. anyways, sorry for taking so long, I'm really just trying to remember combat and what I used to do.)
  55. [23:24] <Akolit> Activate Psiblade which cuts my PP of 36 to..?
  56. [23:25] <vampsquirrel> Dude, just use the phb, here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Kef_cC4drsNd71E_xIeXLtZh8QsBtf99iqPYRmCBxVs/edit
  57. [23:25] <vampsquirrel> ctrl+f psiblade
  58. [23:26] <vampsquirrel> Actually, I can just tell you, psiblade decreases your max PP by 5*rank and gives you 2*rank pp back per successful attack. Max rank is your INT mod.
  59. [23:28] <Akolit> (I'm looking at the PHB, im just rusty)
  60. [23:29] <Akolit> Okay so Rank 3 Psiblade (Max PP goes from 36 to 21 and each strike grants 6 pp)
  61. [23:31] <Akolit> Then use Rank 2 Flurry to attack 3 times with a -1 to hit (3-4), costing 15 PP (5*(1+2))
  62. [23:31] <Akolit> (Am I doing this right lol)
  63. [23:34] <vampsquirrel> (Whoops I was on the wrong tab and didn't notice your response.)
  64. [23:34] <vampsquirrel> That's all correct, roll three attacks.
  65. [23:36] <Akolit> (wish me luck)
  66. [23:36] <Akolit> !roll 1d20-1
  67. [23:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {0}
  68. [23:36] <Akolit> !roll 1d20-1
  69. [23:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {7}
  70. [23:36] <Akolit> !roll 1d20-1
  71. [23:36] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {4}
  72. [23:36] <Akolit> (...)
  73. [23:36] <Akolit> (Just why.)
  74. [23:37] <vampsquirrel> (If it makes you feel any better, none of those would've hit even without the penalty from flurry.)
  75. [23:37] <Akolit> (This happens every time it seems with ako, I get trash hit rolls)
  76. [23:38] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit minor attack
  77. [23:38] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {4}
  78. [23:38] <vampsquirrel> (pfffhahaha)
  79. [23:38] <vampsquirrel> (dude... oh my god)
  80. [23:38] <Akolit> (Im going to roll off site in like two seconds. This is bullshit.)
  81. [23:39] <vampsquirrel> You flail wildly, no one's even sure what you're trying to do. Somewhere far away a bird dies. Your turn is now forcibly ended to prevent further embarrassment.
  82. [23:39] <Akolit> ( I dont get a move?)
  83. [23:39] <vampsquirrel> (You critfailed twice, be glad I'm only doing this.)
  84. [23:40] <vampsquirrel> Roll initiative.
  85. [23:40] <Akolit> (Guess so.)
  86. [23:40] <Akolit> (3rd 1, here we go)
  87. [23:41] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+2
  88. [23:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {17}
  89. [23:41] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20
  90. [23:41] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20 --> | [ 1d20=3 ]{3}, [ 1d20=6 ]{6}
  91. [23:41] <Akolit> (yay the meaningles roll was decent)
  92. [23:41] <vampsquirrel> You go ahead of them both, congratulations. Your turn again.
  93. [23:41] <Akolit> [HP: 63/63 PP: 5/21]
  94. [23:42] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit main attack
  95. [23:42] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {19}
  96. [23:42] <Akolit> (on the basilisk)
  97. [23:42] <vampsquirrel> It's a hit, roll damage.
  98. [23:42] <Akolit> !roll 1d6+3
  99. [23:42] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {7}
  100. [23:43] <Akolit> [Recover 6 PP, 11/21]
  101. [23:43] <vampsquirrel> Your fist finally finds purchase in the basilisk, slamming into it for 7 damage.
  102. [23:43] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit minor attack
  103. [23:43] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {23}
  104. [23:43] <Akolit> (Im being trolled arent I)
  105. [23:44] <vampsquirrel> Roll double damage.
  106. [23:44] <vampsquirrel> (also yes, probably. This dicebot was made by andres, I'm sure it's not normal)
  107. [23:44] <Akolit> (We need to show him this)
  108. [23:44] <Akolit> !roll 2d6
  109. [23:44] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d6 --> [ 2d6=9 ] | {9}
  110. [23:45] <vampsquirrel> Your second strike blasts into the basilisk, smashing it for 9 damage, and bloodying its face.
  111. [23:46] <Akolit> You smile slightly and dart back towards the entrance of the room, getting distance from the creature and its comrade
  112. [23:47] <Akolit> [end turn, 63/63 and 17/21]
  113. [23:47] <vampsquirrel> The bloody basilisk moves towards you first, hissing in rage. It opens its mouth and spews out a wide cone of fire at you.
  114. [23:47] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+5
  115. [23:48] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {9}
  116. [23:48] <vampsquirrel> (I assume your dex resistance is higher than 9?)
  117. [23:50] <Akolit> (AC is 16)
  118. [23:50] <vampsquirrel> (No, your dex resistance, that's what pyrokinesis targets)
  119. [23:50] <Akolit> (Oh derp yes it is 13)
  120. [23:51] <Akolit> (and dat heat armor ;;;3)
  121. [23:51] <vampsquirrel> !roll 3d6-1
  122. [23:51] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 3d6-1 --> [ 3d6=16 ] | {15}
  123. [23:52] <vampsquirrel> You manage to avoid the brunt of the basilisk's fire breath, taking 7 damage, which should then be reduced by whatever your alchemizations do (I've forgotten).
  124. [23:52] <Akolit> (I thought i dodged that?)
  125. [23:52] <vampsquirrel> (Nope, you just take half damage.)
  126. [23:53] <Akolit> (-4 from heat damage)
  127. [23:53] <vampsquirrel> (So you take 3 damage total. Fearsome, ain't it?)
  128. [23:53] <Akolit> (yes i need to make more armor)
  129. [23:54] <vampsquirrel> The ogre shakes off his sleepy stupor, and follows up the basilisk's flame breath by charging at you and swinging his fist wildly.
  130. [23:54] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d20+3
  131. [23:54] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {17}
  132. [23:54] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4+3
  133. [23:54] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {5}
  134. [23:54] <vampsquirrel> It connects, dealing 5 damage and hurting like a bitch. Your turn.
  135. [23:56] <Akolit> [HP: 55/63 PP: 17/21]
  136. [23:57] <Akolit> Okay, lets give that Flurry another go
  137. [23:58] <Akolit> !roll 1d20-1
  138. [23:58] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {12}
  139. [23:58] <Akolit> !roll 1d20-1
  140. [23:58] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {14}
  141. [23:58] <Akolit> !roll 1d20-1
  142. [23:58] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {1}
  143. [23:59] <vampsquirrel> One hits, roll damage.
  144. [23:59] <Akolit> (ugh)
  145. [23:59] <Akolit> !roll 1d6+3
  146. [23:59] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=3 ] | {6}
  147. [23:59] <Akolit> [PP: 8/21]
  148. [00:00] <vampsquirrel> Your flurry of hits flies at the basilisk, who manages to dodge two. It's not so lucky with the third, and you blast it straight into grist.
  149. [00:01] <Akolit> You don't waste any time in going after the ogre
  150. [00:02] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit the minor attack
  151. [00:02] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {9}
  152. [00:02] <vampsquirrel> That actually lands as well, roll damage.
  153. [00:03] <Akolit> [PP: 14/21]
  154. [00:03] <Akolit> !roll 1d6
  155. [00:03] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {4}
  156. [00:03] <Akolit> You spring back and scurry up the wall
  157. [00:04] <vampsquirrel> The ogre roars and chases after you, jumping and flailing to try and hit you.
  158. [00:04] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20+3
  159. [00:04] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+3 --> | [ 1d20=3 ]{6}, [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  160. [00:05] <vampsquirrel> Sadly, the ogre's not the brightest of stars, and is attacking an entirely different section of wall.
  161. [00:05] <vampsquirrel> In its defense it's not very bright in there.
  162. [00:05] <vampsquirrel> Your turn.
  163. [00:06] <Akolit> You feel a moment's pity on the creature
  164. [00:10] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit the major
  165. [00:10] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {21}
  166. [00:10] <vampsquirrel> That's a hit! Roll damage.
  167. [00:14] <Akolit> !roll 1d6+3
  168. [00:14] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=1 ] | {4}
  169. [00:14] <Akolit> [PP: 20/21]
  170. [00:14] <Akolit> !roll 1d20+3 to hit minor
  171. [00:14] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {13}
  172. [00:14] <Akolit> !roll 1d6
  173. [00:14] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ] | {5}
  174. [00:15] <vampsquirrel> You continue beating the shit out of this poor, dumb ogre, the dm almost feels guilty at this point.
  175. [00:16] <Akolit> [PP: 21/21]
  176. [00:18] <Akolit> You pounce back to the wall and smirk
  177. [00:18] <vampsquirrel> The ogre attempts its tried and true strategy of flailing and hopping.
  178. [00:18] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d20+3
  179. [00:18] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2#1d20+3 --> | [ 1d20=15 ]{18}, [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
  180. [00:19] <vampsquirrel> The ogre's retarded flail dance succeeds!
  181. [00:19] <vampsquirrel> !roll 1d4+3
  182. [00:19] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d4+3 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {4}
  183. [00:19] <vampsquirrel> You take the minimum possible damage!
  184. [00:19] <vampsquirrel> Your turn, while we all take a moment to ponder the uselessness of this ogre's existence.
  185. [00:20] <Akolit> [HP: 54/63, PP: 21/21]
  186. [00:21] <Akolit> You decide to Flurry this thing out of its misery
  187. [00:22] <Akolit> !roll 1d20-1
  188. [00:22] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {12}
  189. [00:22] <Akolit> !roll 1d20-1
  190. [00:22] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {11}
  191. [00:22] <Akolit> !roll 1d20-1
  192. [00:22] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {0}
  193. [00:22] <Akolit> (fuck)
  194. [00:22] <vampsquirrel> You hit two of them, roll damage.
  195. [00:23] <Akolit> !roll 2d6+6
  196. [00:23] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=10 ] | {16}
  197. [00:24] <vampsquirrel> Your first two hits blow the ogre to grist, but you keep going for a third one, for that sweet combo. Instead, you trip and fall, it doesn't really hurt physically, but we're all a little more sad for having witnessed it, so you take 1 emotional damage.
  198. [00:25] <vampsquirrel> !roll 8d8+125
  199. [00:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 8d8+125 --> [ 8d8=38 ] | {163}
  200. [00:26] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#3d6+40
  201. [00:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2#3d6+40 --> | [ 3d6=11 ]{51}, [ 3d6=9 ]{49}
  202. [00:26] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d10+10
  203. [00:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2#1d10+10 --> | [ 1d10=3 ]{13}, [ 1d10=3 ]{13}
  204. [00:26] <vampsquirrel> !roll 2#1d2
  205. [00:26] <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 2#1d2 --> | [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  206. [00:27] <vampsquirrel> You receive 212 build grist, 64 tier 1 grist, and 13 tier 2 grist, along with 95 xp.
  207. [00:27] <Akolit> [54/63 HP, 33/36, -66/100 EHP]
  208. ===END===
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