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- Verily, old chap
- Thy birthday hath come
- A mere four hundred fifty
- Art thou not young?
- Though admittedly, my friend
- I loathe all thy work
- It would be inappropriate
- To now be a jerk
- Actually, old sport
- Thou have long been dead
- If I were to malign thee
- What'd be there to regret?
- Thy dramas are garbage
- Thy comedies bad
- A read of thy writings
- Is hurting my head
- Stop with the puns
- And the poor innuendos
- Whom doſt thou write for?
- This child on thy windows?
- But where are my manners?
- This be thy day of honor
- If admirers find out
- I will be a goner
- So long then, my fellow
- Thou ſurely art miſsed
- I ſend thee diſpleaſure
- Sealed with a kiſs
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