THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 4: THE HOLOGRAM

THE FOURTH GATHERS: SCENE 4: THE HOLOGRAM:

We open up on Blow The Skin, standing in a bathtub.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Thank the maker! Two oil bath good plreasures."

The Gospel Of Luke is sitting in a chair, playing with a toy airship.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I have a bad case of dust contamination under ... I could hardly move."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "It's just not fair. Oh, Biggs is right. I will not leave here."

He puts down the toy and walks over to Blow The Skin.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "how can I help you?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Unless you can change the time ... Harvested speed or teleport to my rock."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I do not think so, sir. I'm just a robot ...... Not big familiar with things ...... After all, not on this planet. In fact, I do not even I am on Earth."

(Only now does Blow The Skin realise that he's not on Earth.)

The Gospel Of Luke sits down next to R2 and starts cleaning him up.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You are a bright center of the universe ... You are in a distant planet."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I see the teacher."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You can call me the way."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I saw the gospel."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Haha. Just Luke."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Oh ...... and C-3PO, human cyborg relations Yes. This is my wife ... R2-D2."

(You see? It's totally canon now!)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Hello there."

The Gospel Of Luke continues preparing R2 for dinner...

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You score much carbon. As you've been a lot of action."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "With all we've through ... Sometimes we just amazed, we are in a condition ... What all uprising."

The Gospel Of Luke runs up to low The Skin, startled.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You know the Empire against the rebellion!"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "In other words, we are ready to serve you we are not? I mean, you are, Mr. President."

(Yes, The Gospel Of Luke is the president, by the way. I may have forgotten to mention that.)

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "You have fought many?"

	BLOW THE SKIN: "A few, I think. In fact, there is nothing to say. I am not more than a translator ... And telling stories is not very good. Well, anyway, to make them interesting."

(This is getting a bit too meta for my liking...)

The Gospel Of Luke starts working on R2 again.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Well, my little friend? There is something stuck in here good job. Starcruiser or are you ..."

Suddenly, a hologram of Princess Leah appears in front of them.

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Can't help the ratio tile. You were my only hope."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "what is this?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: ""What is?" He has a question for you. what is that?"

The hologram keeps looping...

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Can't help the ratio tile. You were my only hope. Can't help the ratio tile. You were my only hope."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "What he did not, sir, simply say, is not at fault. Previous data. It does not pay too much mind."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Who is she? She is very sex appeal."

(This movie already feels somewhat incestious in hindsight. Somehow, this translation only makes it worse.)

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I am a teacher, fear not clear. I think she is our last voyage passengers. Some important people, I believe. Our claim is attached ...2

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Do you have more records?"

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: ", R2 express themselves. You will get a problem for us. It's ok. You can trust him. He is our new owner."

R2 beeps. Blow The Skin turns back towards The Gospel Of Luke.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "He said, the ratio tile is property ... Inhabitants of the region ... This is his private information. Frankly, sir, I do not know what he was saying. Our last master was Captain Antilles.
		But all we've been through ... R2 is a small unit has been slightly eccentric."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "The ratio is prosperous. He did not know the old way."

	BLOW THE SKIN: "I'm sorry, sir, you know what he's saying?"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I do not know any European Wan ... But the old Ben around the entire sand. He was kind of a strange North Korea."

	PRINCESS LEAH: "Can't help the ratio tile."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "I do not know who she is. She sounds like a problem. Overall play better."

The Gospel Of Luke tries to touch R2, but he protets.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "He said the restriction bolt ... And a magnetic recording system short circuits. He suggested that if you remove the bolt ... He can play all the vinyl records."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Oh yeah. it feel good... I think you'll be too small ...... I took off. it is good.."

The Gospel Of Luke removes the restraining bolt...

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "There you go."

... only to realise that the hologram has dissapeared.

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Wait. How she is going on? To get her back. To play the entire message."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: '"What information?"'

Blow The Skin hits R2.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Dunn played only one! First, you build your rusty done internally."

Suddenly, The Gospel Of Luke hears his aunt calling.

	AUNT SEFROU: "Gospel of Luke the gospel of Luke!"

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Well, I can be there aunt Voru."

Before The Gospel Of Luke leaves, Blow The Skin apologizes for his wife's behaviour.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "sorry sir...... But he seems to have picked up some chatter."

	THE GOSPEL OF LUKE: "Wolf. See if you can do anything with him. I will soon be back."

The Gospel Of Luke leaves. The robots partake in a domestic argument.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "Just play your inventory that message to him."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "No, I do not think he likes you."

R2 beeps.

	BLOW THE SKIN: "No, I do not like you."

R2 beeps disappointedly as Blow The Skin turns his back on him.

END OF SCENE 4.