In case of cheese emergency

Okay, I really should be telling you this since cheese isn't really my specialty (Those bastards at the cheese department didn't want to send experts to help me either) but I can try to help.
First of all, stay calm. Don't panic. Panicking will only make matters worse. I know of a friend who panicked once and then died 45 years later. A total tragedy. So don't panic.
Second, go to your nearest store that sells foodstuffs. I assume someone gave you clear instructions on how you should leave your house and make sure everyone knows this is a cheese emergency.
Third (But it should be first, actually) don't open EU IV and play with this mod. The lack of cheese will probably make you more anxious than you already are, and that can only end in bad things.
Fourth, buy some cheese. Any cheese will do. Of course the exact brand, size, flavor, color, smell and criminal record of the cheese of your liking is your problem, not mine (So don't call back and tell me you don't like your cheese, that's your own damn problem) Make sure you give the cashier the money BEFORE running away like a madman, or they'll get a CB on you, and I'm pretty sure their manpower is capped.
Fifth, go home. This is pretty much step 2 reversed. Be careful, as this is the hardest step of them all. After all, walking backwards is a skill not everyone has (But everyone needs it nonetheless)
Finally, eat the damn cheese.
There. Hope I could help you with your cheese emergency