> Saki: Ectosibling insult barrage!

-- keenPropriety [KP] began messaging gheraoFairytale [GF] at 09:19 --
KP: Good day, Saki! =)
GF: whats up
KP: Well, I have finally cleared my house full of those unruly strays that Mother insists upon keeping!
KP: They were simply no match for my broom.
GF: yeah huge threat those cats
GF: they might shit on your furniture
KP: Language! "Poop" or "excrete", if you will.
KP: And don't forget about how much they shed.
KP: I shudder at the thought.
GF: you realise i swear all the fucking time and youre not stopping me right
GF: but yeah basically cats are awful
GF: get dragons instead
GF: those are bitching
KP: Language, language again, Saki! I don't understand why you want to be so needlessly crude with your dialect!
KP: It is most unladylike. Sniff!
GF: you realise
GF: im a professional arsekicker
GF: just sort of chilling out here with my own deadly self
GF: im not exactly a lady all up in here is what im saying
KP: But you are a lady, nonetheless, despite your profession. Lord knows how much I've doubted Mother because of her... unseemly activities, but we are women and so we must be as ladylike as we can be.
GF: yeah yeah whatever
KP: Don't take that tone with me, Saki =|
GF: ill go sip some motherfucking tea and be all yamato nadeshiko up in this shit
KP: Language again! Can't you use something other than those disgusting swears? It is most improper!
GF: you realise
GF: at this point
GF: im just doing it to piss you off
GF: like is this a thing youre even cognisant of
KP: Yes. I do realize that my efforts to guide you to a better way of life is often met with mockery.
KP: Sniff!
GF: lol
KP: But I will not give up!
GF: quit bugging me
GF: youre annoying as hell
GF: all with your ladiness and shit
GF: bluh bluh huge homemaker
KP: And language, language again =|
KP: And I certainly hope I make a good homemaker!
GF: you would
GF: booooring
GF: boring and stupid!!
KP: It is not a boring or stupid dream! I think it is quaint and perfect.
GF: quaints a word people use when they want to avoid saying retarded
KP: I await a brave, handsome man to sweep me off my feet and carry me off to a perfect house with a picket fence!
GF: so basically its perfect for you actually
KP: (Or perhaps a mansion, I am fine with that too.)
GF: go ahead and use quaint
GF: idgaf
KP: Language, Saki >=(
GF: oh my god
KP: And that is quite the improper definition of quaint!
GF: are you seriously going to keep doing that
GF: shit fuck balls
KP: Stop that!
GF: shitsmearing dicknipples
KP: Saki Hamada, stop your swearing this instant!!
GF: looooooooooooool
GF: make me
KP: I
GF: cant because im a houseslave moron
GF: is what you were gonna say
KP: No! >=(
KP: It is just that I am too proper for this conversation or to trade idle threats with you.
GF: go on get mad
GF: lets see that housewife rage
KP: I am not mad. I am as calm as I can be!
GF: throbbing cuntlips
KP: Will you quit thrusting genetalia into our conversations! I recognize that we are teenagers, but surely we can keep a lid on our libidos here!
GF: but it pisses you off so much
KP: Sniff!
KP: It doesn't bother me in the least.
GF: lol yeah right
KP: It just saddens me to see that my friends are so improper.
GF: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
GF: youre just ashamed of me
GF: your shame is infinite
KP: Don't take that tone with me, young lady =|
GF: you a swimming in a motherfucking sea of shame right there
KP: And yes. Yes, my shame stretches ad nauseum whenever I speak to you.
GF: you know theres a good solution to that right
GF: stop being so stuck up
KP: I am not stuck-up!
GF: listen
GF: listen closely
GF: can you hear the sound of the stick wedged six feet up your arse
GF: it whispers softly
GF: maaaaaaaaaacy it cries
GF: maaaaaaaaaaaacy
GF: pull me oooooooooout
KP: Your metaphors are as charming as ever, I see =|
GF: bitch i am a motherfucking mankiller
KP: L-a-n-g-u-a-g-e! Language!
GF: omg will you listen to yourself
GF: youre talking me me
GF: to me
GF: god
GF: your stupidity is making me typo
GF: good job
KP: I am merely trying to make you more presentable, Saki! Impressions are everything.
GF: do you know what sort of impression i make
GF: ok
GF: imagine a guy
GF: now imagine he suddenly throws up because someone happened to know what pressure point controlled that particular bodily function
GF: now imagine he falls down and cant get up
GF: just sort of
GF: chilling in his own vomit
GF: thats my impression
GF: any questions??
KP: Did you clean him up after you beat him senseless?
GF: lol no
KP: Leaving someone in vomit is quite unsanitary! If I, on the offchance, did land myself into a fight (not that I would, for I am a lady), I would make sure to clean up any messes I make.
GF: you realise that humiliation is the point right
GF: and that i could have done much worse in that hypothetical situation
GF: im just saying
GF: if you cross me you may or may not find yourself involuntarily shitting your pants
KP: "Pooping" or "excreting", dearie.
KP: And I have no doubt of that.
GF: well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess
KP: You are excused, squire =)
GF: you
GF: you realise that was sarcasm right
KP: And I responded with sarcasm.
KP: Is that not the proper way to reply?
GF: your sarcasm was pretty shitty
KP: Language! Please mind it, Saki. If I had a nickel for each time I've had to say that throughout this conversation...
KP: My sarcasm is perfectly fine, thank you.
GF: yeah w/e
KP: If we are done picking at each other, perhaps we could return to the subject at hand?
GF: whats the subject again
KP: I was thinking of asking how you were.
GF: im awesome
GF: im always awesome
KP: And dare I ask what awesome feats you have pulled off to achieve such a state of awesome?
GF: dude
GF: you dont even know
GF: i slayed the previous master of awesome
GF: just sort of
GF: straight-up murdered his shit
GF: and took his title
GF: now im the queen of being awesome
GF: also i got dragonheart on dvd thats great too i guess??
KP: "Straight-up murdered his excrement."
GF: w/e!!
KP: And Dragonheart? Isn't that a children's movie?
GF: shut up no it isnt
GF: its badass as fuck
KP: "It's awesome as frick," you mean.
GF: you
GF: you really have fun with this dont you
KP: I have no idea what you mean =)
GF: lol just look at that smiley
GF: youre trying to mock me
GF: its adorable
KP: I am not trying anything of that sort.
GF: maybe one day you can play with the big kids
GF: get up with us in our big kid playground
GF: step one learn to swear you retard its not going to kill you
KP: I shall pass, dearie.
KP: Swearing is for ruffians.
GF: goddddddd
GF: youre impossible
KP: On the contrary, I have been told that I get along quite well with others! =)
GF: lol
GF: you would
KP: But back to the topic of Dragonheart, I suppose it is a decent movie.
KP: There are, after all, brave knights!
KP: How chilvarous and dashing~
GF: who killed all the dragons ugh
GF: but the last one did some pretty bitching shit
GF: and then became a constellation
GF: which is totally badass mind you
KP: *boss, *awesome
KP: And I admit that I may have shed a tear for brave Draco.
GF: bitch one day you should just follow me around and try to correct all my motherfucking curse words
GF: id make you cry before the day was out
KP: And I am certain that I would be more than capable of the job!
KP: *motherfreaking
GF: what bitch doesnt bother you??
KP: Oh! Thank you for letting me know.
KP: *Whine
KP: *female dog
GF: youre a moron you know that right
KP: I merely take greater pains to keep up a nice image!
GF: thats a funny way to spell moron
KP: You may posture all you want, dearie, but I am certain that you appreciate my help =)
GF: appreciate
GF: thats a weird way to spell cant stand
KP: I see that you are running low on your famous insults.
GF: idgaf
KP: There you go, using that vulgar "l33tspeak" again!
GF: you realise
GF: its because
GF: i literally dgaf
GF: 0 fucks
KP: *cares
GF: *fucks
KP: *cares
GF: *fucks
KP: **cares!
GF: *fucks
KP: Stop being childish =|
GF: youre the childish one
KP: ***cares
GF: always correcting my shit
GF: *fucks
KP: You are, by far, the bigger child.
GF: im just fighting fire with fire
KP: *stuff, *cares
KP: Well, stop it! That is my job.
GF: *shit *fucks
KP: *stuff, *cares
GF: *shit *fucks
KP: Sniff! I can do this all day >=(
KP: *stuff, *cares
GF: bitch i am the queen of this shit
GF: *shit *fucks
KP: You are the queen of immaturity.
GF: go look in a mirror
KP: *girl, *stuff, *stuff, *cares
GF: *bitch *shit *shit *fucks
KP: I have, and I daresay that I look quite nice.
KP: *girl, *stuff, *stuff, *cares
GF: you look immature as fuck
GF: *bitch *shit *shit *fucks
KP: Says the girl who swears like an impulsive child.
KP: *girl, *stuff, *stuff, *cares, *heck
GF: you realise adults swear right
GF: *bitch *shit *shit *fucks *fuck
KP: Not as often as you do. And those who do swear are quite feeble-minded, if you ask me!
KP: *girl, *stuff, *stuff, *cares, *heck
GF: *bitch *shit *shit *fucks *fuck
GF: listen douchebag my mind is stronger than everyones
KP: Why do I find that hard to believe?
KP: *girl, *stuff, *stuff, *cares, *heck
GF: you dont even have a replacement for douchebag
GF: also do you know how much time i spend meditating you pompous bitch
KP: *girl, *stuff, *stuff, *cares, *heck, *jerk, *girl
KP: Thank you for reminding me.
KP: And I suppose one of your mind's caliber needs all the extra help it can get.
GF: *bitch *shit *shit *fucks *fuck *douchebag *bitch
GF: actually
GF: you know what
GF: idgasf
KP: *girl, *stuff, *stuff, *cares, *heck, *jerk, *girl, *idgasc
GF: yeah im done
GF: this is boring now
GF: weve established youre a moron
KP: Call me all the names you like, Miss Saki.
KP: I am quite content to correct all of them =)
KP: And to prove them wrong.
GF: my names are wasted on you anyway
GF: youre second rate when it comes to insult material
KP: I am so glad to hear that you put me in such high regard.
KP: Not that I care.
GF: i am the queen of not caring
GF: idgaf
KP: The queen of childishness, you mean.
KP: *idgac
GF: no im
GF: pretty sure i meant what i said
KP: I beg to differ.
GF: yeah i get a lot of begging
GF: im pretty good at ignoring it by now
KP: I feel absolutely elated to know a generous, caring individual such as yourself.
GF: yeah you should be
GF: im pretty much the best human being ever
KP: I sincerely hope that was sarcasm and not some narcissistic comment =|
GF: youll never know
GF: itll eat at you years from now
KP: No, I shall tuck it away in my mind under "Things not to worry about" and focus upon more important matters =)
KP: Such as my dolls.
GF: you and your creepy dolls
KP: I have no clue what you are talking about. They are clearly the most adorable dolls in existence!
GF: creepy as fuck you mean
KP: *heck
KP: Shall I mail one to you as a gift? I'm sure that you will love it!
GF: fuck no!!
KP: *heck no
KP: It will be one of the adorable rag dolls!
KP: I am sure that you will love a Raggedy Ann.
GF: what the fuck am i gonna do with that
GF: i guess i could use it as a punching dummy
KP: Good heavens no!
KP: She is not meant for punching! She is meant for coddling and display.
GF: the only things i display are my dragons
KP: Surely your dragons need a princess amongst them! =)
GF: maybe they could use a snack
KP: >=(
KP: And my gesture of kindness is turned upon its head. Again.
GF: ughhh dont get tied up in a knot about it
GF: why are all you morons so fragile
KP: I am not fragile!
KP: I am capable of taking more than a few insults.
GF: youre like fucking glass
KP: Sniff! I am made of tougher stuff, you will find.
GF: yeah right
GF: also im literally a dragon
KP: Ohohohoho!
KP: You are too funny, Saki.
GF: damn right im hilarious
KP: Do you dress as a dragon as well?
KP: And it's *darn
GF: lol no
KP: Thank goodness. For a moment there I thought of you as a furry.
GF: ewwwwwww
KP: My reaction exactly =|
GF: ok new rule
GF: never call me a furry again
KP: ...
KP: =)
GF: dont you smile at me
GF: this is a no smiling zone
KP: =)
GF: bitch please
KP: *woman
KP: And...
KP: =)
GF: lol you seriously think youre messing with me
GF: thats adorable
KP: I vaguely recall this line being used a few minutes ago.
GF: zip it missy
GF: its still adorable
KP: If you are fresh out of insults, my dearie, you are free to borrow my far classier ones!
GF: i wouldnt use your insults if i were on fire
KP: Go on then, run around in little circles with your insults.
GF: i got a better idea
GF: why dont i do something better than talking to you
GF: like
GF: anything else
KP: But we were just having fun, were we not?
KP: =)
GF: yeah and now im getting bored
GF: youre fun for a while then you kind of get repetitive
KP: I think the same of you.
KP: So no hard feelings!
KP: And I do think I have a tea party to prepare, anyways.
GF: w/e
GF: go do your girly shit
GF: which is stupid as hell
KP: *stuff, *wonderful, *heck
KP: And I do hope you enjoy being a hooligan, though that will certainly land you in trouble one day =|
KP: Don't come crying to me when that happens!
GF: i dont cry
GF: im a hardass motherfucker
KP: *misunderstood ruffian
KP: And we shall see!
KP: =)
GF: lol are you seriously implying id go crying to you
KP: Perhaps~
KP: Regardless of what you say, I do know that you think of me fondly.
GF: loooooooooool
GF: nice joke there
KP: Ohohohoho! So you say!
GF: yeah yeah w/e
GF: go do your tea party
KP: I will, dearie. And you enjoy your make-believe dragons.
GF: ill enjoy my badass dragons
KP: *wonderful
KP: And I hope you do!
KP: Ta-ta, Saki!
GF: ttyl
-- keenPropriety [KP] stopped messaging gheraoFairytale [GF] at 11:00 --