early labor oops

-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] tailflicks, asleep infromt of the fire again. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] isn't moving around much due to how sleepy he is. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] has mysteriously vanished(jk he's taking a shower). But that leaves things open for... --
CBD ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] ... someone more tricky ;) --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] saunters on over to where KK is laying, kneeling beside him and giggling quietly before bending down to kiss him on the cheek --
CST: wakey wakey kittycat
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] earperks and yawns, blinking at ST... --
CKK: WHO...
CST: eeheeheehee
CST: hiiii there
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Stare... --
CKK: ER...
CKK: HI.
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] giggles, ruffling his skye blue featahers a little --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] tailflicks, yawning and laying his head down again. --
CST: awww is the pretty kitty sleepy
CKK: PRETTY...
CST: mhmmm very pretty
CST: eeheehee
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] flushes a little and grumbles. --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] stands up and casually hooks an arm around KK's waist --
CST: eeheeheehee i swear you get cuter every time i look at you
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] flushes bright red. --
CKK: ...
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] giggles and leans in to kiss KK's cheek --
CKK: !!
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] makes a slight surprised sound. --
CST: eeeeeeheeheeheehee
CST: soooo cute
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] kisses again --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] meows shyly. --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] giggles and peeps --
CST: peep
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] glances to the side, ears lowered back. --
CST: awww whats the matter kittycat
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] tailflicks, sorta embaressed. --
CST: hmmmmm?
PBD, CBD ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] is going to casually wrap both hands around KK's waist and rub his belly a little --
CST: why wont you talk to me babe
CURRENT tehP2ayoniic [CTP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTP: hiiiiiiii~
CST: hiii
CKK: I'M NOT SURE IF I KNOW YOU...
CST: of course you know me
CST: heeheeheehee
CTP: heeey tweeet2~
CST: heeey tally
CTP: where2 my huuuug2~
CST: ive got a kitty in my arms silly
CTP: ooo can iiii pet iiiit?~
CST: nooo i dont think he likes getting petted too much
CTP: aaaaaaw~
CTP: iiiill ju2t pet yooou iiiin2tead~
-- CURRENT tehP2ayoniic [CTP] pets ST --
CKK: ...
CST: eeheeheehee
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] 's feathers puff up a bit --
-- CURRENT tehP2ayoniic [CTP] pet pet pet --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] coos, nuzzling KK --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] nuzzles back a little. --
CTP: aw~
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] thinks a little and takes a pocky box out of his pocket... --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] rubs KK's tummy a little more, cooing --
CTP: hmmmm?~
CST: eeheeheehee i think someoooones getting a baby belly
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] flushes bright red immidiatly. --
CTP: oooo kiiiitten2!~
CEB ceased responding to memo.
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] it isn't even that big, it just looks like he had a big lunch. --
CKK: ...
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] giggles and smooches KK's cheek --
CST: cuuuute
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is craving the attention but won't admit it. --
CTP: how far along are yooou~
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] kneels in front of KK to nuzzle his tummy, giggling --
CKK: NYOW!
CTP: ??~
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] blinks, bright red still. --
CST: hi babies heehee
-- CURRENT tehP2ayoniic [CTP] pets kk --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] All this sudden attention. --
CTP: kiiiitty~
CKK: ...
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] pets the top of ST's head, --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] giggles --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] smooches KK's tummy --
CKK: !
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] meows... --
CGH ceased responding to memo.
CST: heeheehee
CST: youre such a cutiepie
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] tailflicks. --
CKK: YOU THINK SO?
CST: eeheeheehee of course i do
CST: why wouldnt i
??? happilyHomicidal [?HH] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
-- ??? happilyHomicidal [?HH] floats into the hive and crashes onto his couch. --
?HH: ...Bluh.
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] stands up to smooch KK's face --
CKK: ...
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] smooches back needingly, ears lowered. --
CST: dont you know youre my absolute most favorite kittycat
CKK: OH, AM I?
CST: eeheeheehee of course
CST: dont you know who i am babe
?HH: ...Wonderful... a trickster.
CST: aww dont ruin the surprise
CKK: I THINK...
CST: you think
CST: ?
CKK: YOU'RE MY BIRD...
CKK: BUT DIFFERENT.
CST: eeheeheehee bingo
CTP: ((time to sleep))
CST: (( nighto ))
CTP: ((bye))
CTP ceased responding to memo.
CTP ceased responding to memo.
CST: but im much more fun than that boooring other me
CKK: ...
CKK: I LOVE THE OTHER YOU, I MET HIM FIRST...
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] blinks, and tilts his head --
CST: but i am him
CST: eeheehee
CKK: THE NORMAL YOU IS NOT BORING...
CKK: HE'S SWEET AND SENSATIVE...
CKK: SENSITIVE*]
CST: im far more sweet than he can ever be
CST: heeheehee
CKK: I DON'T KNOW YOU AS WELL AS I KINOW HIM.
CST: if you know him then you know me just as well
CST: im just a whole lot sweeter
CST: and more fun
CST: heeheehee
CKK: ...
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] pulls back from him, ears back, annoyed. --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] pouts --
CST: aw come on kittycat
CST: dont you want to play with me a little
CST: i can do things he cant do
CST: heehee
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] absconds into the closet. As much as he wants the attention, he doesn't want to listen to this trickster talk about his bird. --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] huffs, crossing him arms --
CST: hmph
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] absconds to wherever it is that tricksters vanish to --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] apparently didn't disappear, and silently sidles into the closet, curling up with KK --
CST: whyd you run off kittycat
CKK: BECAUSE YOU UPSET ME...
CST: awww howd i upset you babe
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] nuzzles --
CKK: TALKING ABOUT THE NORMAL BIRD.
CST: then lets not talk about him
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] lays his ears back, sighing. --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] nuzzles some more, kissing KK's cheek --
CKK: PRRRR....
CST: i can do anything you want me to babe
CST: all you gotta do is say so
CURRENT aimlessRenegade [CAR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAR: find a private place, you two.
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] they're in a closet :( --
-- CURRENT aimlessRenegade [CAR] ddddddurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr --
-- CURRENT aimlessRenegade [CAR] <-- dum --
-- ??? happilyHomicidal [?HH] silly goose. --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] it's ok, AR, we know all those years alone in the desert have had their way with your poor mind --
-- CURRENT aimlessRenegade [CAR] has a twisted, misguided mind. --
CKK: PRRRR....
CKK: IF YOU'RE TRULY MY BIRD, YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE...
CST: you and your bird dont experiment much though do you
CAR ceased responding to memo.
CKK: WELL
CKK: WE HAVE...
CST: are you sure about that
CKK: BUT WE LIKE WHAT WE NORMALLY DO... IT'S EASY AND COMFORTABLE FOR BOTH OF US.
CST: but dont you ever want to try more
FTG2 ceased responding to memo.
CKK: WELL, I GUESS...
CKK: BUT NOTHING THAT'D HURT...
CST: eheheehe not everyone likes the painful stuff
CST: you can try anything you want with me though
CPI ceased responding to memo.
CKK: I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE CAPABLE OF...
CST: anything you ask
CST: honest
CKK: I... HAVE TROUBLE ASKING.
CST: hasnt there ever been anything you wanted to do to other me that you werent sure hed be ok with
CKK: NOT REALLY...
CST: not a single secret kink?
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] pouts! --
CKK: NOTHING THAT I CAN THINK IF RIGHT NOW.
CST: weeeell if you ever think of anything
CST: you can always ask me heeheehee
CKK: I CAN'T ASK...
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] lowers his ears. --
CST: why nooot?
CKK: I-I JUST CAN'T...
CST: of course you can
CKK: NO I CAN'T.
CST: but why
CKK: DO WHAT YOU LIKE WITH ME, BUT I CAN'T ASK.
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] smooches KK, humming a little --
CST: you shouldnt be scared to ask things from the peeps who love you
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] meows shyly... --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] smooches him again, giggling this time --
CST: youre just so cute
CKK: I AM NOT.
CST: are too
CST: youve got fuzzy ears and a fluffy tail and cute little paws and you get all blushy when i say sweet things to you heeheehee
CST: cute
CKK: I AM NOOOT
CST: kittycat dont make me tickle you
CST: cuz even your laugh is cute
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] meows at, not rolling over though. --
CST: heeheeheeheehee
CST: cute kitty meows~
CTG: [i regret waking up
CTG: [what is going on
CKK: YOU'RE A HUGE BUUUUTT!
CST: (( tricky bird is flirting with KK ))
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] dramatic gasp! --
CST: oh i most certainly am not
CTG: [just gonna
CTG: [watch from the sidelines
CTG: [/chin in hands/
CKK: YOU ARE.
CST: how am i in any way a huge butt
CST: hehe
CKK: YOU JUST ARE.
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] wiggles, purring. --
CST: ehehehe rude
CST: you cant call me a butt and not have any proof silly
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] snorts. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] meows in that one way he does when he wants to be petted. --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] nuzzles KK's ear and rubs his tummy --
CKK: P-PRRRRR.....
CST: hey
CST: kittycat
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] earperks in response. --
CST: wanna play with me a little
CTG: [epojtsptjsep
CTG: [that line
CTG: play with me ]
CTG: [shall never be the same in my mind...
CKK: W-WHAT?
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] immidiatly assumes the worst, --
CST: do you want to play with me
CST: heeheehee
CKK: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT...
CKK: LIKE-
CST: ehehehe
CKK: A BOARD GAME OR SOMETHING?
CST: noooo not that kind of game
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] that little voice in the back up karkittys libido --
CKK: I'M NOT SURE... YOU'RE BIRD, BUT YOU'RE NOT REALLY MY BIRD...
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] pump pump pump it up --
CST: do you really think hell mind
CKK: I...
CKK: I DUNNO...
CST: he plays around with other versions of himself all the time
CKK: T-THAT'S FINE...
CKK: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT AT ALL...
CST: dont you think you deserve to play around with another dave too
CKK: N-
CKK: NO.
CKK: I ONLY WANT TO BE LOYAL TO HIM...
CST: but i am him
CKK: TECHNICALLY YOU AREN'T...
CKK: YOU'RE A DIFFERENT VERSION OF HIM...
CKK: I... I NEED TO ASK FIRST.
CST: well why does he get to play around with all the daves he wants but you dont even get to play around with another birdy
CWD ceased responding to memo.
CKK: BECAUSE I CHOOSE NOT TO...
CST: he didnt ever ask you
CKK: I NEVER MADE HIM ASK ME...
CKK: I'LL NEVER RESTRICT HIM FROM DOING WHAT HE LIKES...
CST: but isnt that unfair
CKK: IT'S FINE...
CST: unfair isnt exactly fine silly hehehe
CED ceased responding to memo.
CKK: I...
CKK: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANYMORE...
CST: why not
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is suddenly feeling very guilty... --
CKK: I JUST DON'T WANT TO, O-OKAY...?
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Borderline Crying. --
CST: awww kittycat why are you so sad all of a sudden
CKK: h-how can you ask that...
CKK: after asking me all these questions?
CKK: how can i not be upset by this?
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] you're bad at this --
CST: ehehehehe
CKK: w-why are you laughing at this?!
CKK: its not funny...
CST: why do those questions make you feel sad silly
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] makes a short sound like a whine, starting to get up. --
CST: kittyyy come on
CST: why do they make you sad
CKK: you're questioning my loyalty even though i don't enforce his...
CKK: it's not fair, but i love him
CKK: and i want him to be happy...
CST: its not your loyalty im questioning silly
CST: hehehehe
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Oh no, tears. --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] ugh --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] i'm going to wake up now --
CKK: s-stop laughing at me!
CST: why would it make you feel sad if his level of loyalty doesnt bother you
CST: heeheehee
CTG: guys
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] raises his hand like he wants to slap him, but reels back... --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] theyre in the closet buttmunch --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] I can hear you --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] stop --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] giggling --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] just smiles, tilting his head at Karkat --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] it's giving me a headache you cottoncandy feathered assface --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] can't slap him because he has the same face as his bird. --
CST: if it didnt bother you
CST: asking about it wouldnt make you sad
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] gets up all the way. --
CKK: i won't force him to do anything...
CKK: i'll lose him if i do that...
CST: how do you know that
CST: you cant know things unless you try
CKK: it's happened to me before!
CKK: you don't know what happened...
CST: what happened
CKK: i was with a dave before bird...
CST: did you question someones loyalty and find out they didnt love you as much as you thought
CST: ehehehe
CKK: !
CKK: ...
CST: dont you think that if they dont love you as much as they say
CST: that you dont deserve them
CST: heehee
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] leans back against the wall, covering his face. Good job, hit the nail on the head. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Oops, openly sobbing now. --
CST: hmmm
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] stands up, moving over to Karkat and pulling him close for a hug --
CST: shouldnt you deserve someone whos as loyal to you as you are to them sweety ?
CST: heeheehee
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] cries into his shirt. --
CKK: you're saying things that hurt...
CKK: just... s-stop...
CST: but why do they hurt
CKK: THEY JUST DO!
CST: is it because theyre true
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] freezes up. --
CKK: n-no more...
CKK: just go... g-go away...
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] that better not be loud crying --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] i'll sick yeti on both of you --
CST: kitty cat
CST: youre such a sweet pretty kitty
CST: dont you deserve someone who loves you as much as you love them
CKK: GO AWAY
CST: eeheeheehee
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] screams at Tweety imbetween a breath and sobbing. --
-- CURRENT sweetyTweety [CST] grins and quickly gives Karkat a smooch before leaving, giggling as he leaves, vanishing from the hive --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] curls into a ball on the floor, sobbing so hard he can't really breath. Everything hurts... --
CST: (( i am a good Trickster y/n ))
CKK: [ y ]
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] probably isn't going to leave the nest for awhile, some severe emotional wounds just got torn wide open... --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] guess who fell asleep in the bath --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] guess who's going to turn on the hotwater --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] <-- this piece of stupid --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] walks to the bathroom to talk a leak --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] snoozing away in room temperature water --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] is taking a piss --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] inhales some water, chokes, and flails, almost jumping out of the tub --
CBD: jesus christ
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] Oops, guess who's in actualy physical pain now? --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] can i watch? --
CTG: dude
CTG: i heard screaming and crying
CTG: go check on fluffy
CBD: what
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] stops pissing and puts it back in my boxers --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] drags you out of the bathtub --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] you prune --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] stumbles out of the tub and pulls on his clothes, not bothering to dry off first --
CBD: where is he
CTG: the closet
CTG: where else
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is whimpering and whining breathlessly in the nest, ears pinned back. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] hurries out of the bathroom and to the closet, throwing the door open --
CBD: karkat??
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] whines, clawing into his own hip, shaking and sobbing. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] kneels down, papping Karkat's hands to try and check his hip, since that seems to be where the pain is --
CBD: karkat whats wrong
CBD: what happened
-- CURRENT karKitty's [CKK'S] claws scrape the floor then, whining and not bothering to look up. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] has no idea what's happening, are there any wounds? --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] No wounds or anything, but the stress of crying might have kickstarted contractions. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] whinesnarls and kicks the door, it slams shut. --
CBD: shit shit shit
CBD: karkat whats happening i dont even
CKK: its that d-damn trickster's fault...
CBD: the fucks a trickster
CBD: what happened
CBD: whatd they do
CKK: he looked l-like you...
CKK: but he was different... and he said things t-that hurt...
CBD: did he attack you
CKK: i-i couldn't stop crying... everything hurts-*whiiiine*
CBD: karkat what hurts
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] screams slightly, biting his own lip and causing it to bleed. --
CBD: fuck!!
CBD: karkat i dont know what to do
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] is starting to panic, all of his feathers standing on end --
CKK: w-what does it feel like...
CKK: w-when you're getting ready t-to lay...
CBD: feels like a hell of a lot of pressure and all my abdominal muscles tenseing to the point where they feel like theyre gonna pop but
CBD: karkat youve still got like another month
CBD: you cant be
CKK: n-no i don't...
CBD: what do you mean
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] pulls KK into his arms, holding him --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] shakes, whining and shuddering from another sob. --
CKK: I-It feels just like that...
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] kinda freezes for a minute --
CBD: shit
-- CURRENT karKitty's [CKK'S] face buries into Bird's shirt, breathing heavily, panicing for the most part. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] grabs one of Karkat's hands, squeezing it tightly --
CBD: shit karkat are you
CBD: are you gonna lay right now???
CKK: i-i think so-*YELP*
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is breathing quick shallow breaths against Bird's shirt, ears pinned back. --
CKK: w-why does it h-hurt so much...
CKK: ?
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] lets out a string of curses, sweating a little despite still being damp from his bath. He takes a deep breath, trying to calm himself so he can walk Karkat through this --
CBD: theyre probably bigger than the eggs ive laid
CBD: ok so youre probably most definitely going to want to take your pants off thats a given
CKK: i-i cant move much, it hurts...
CKK: i-im sorry-*WHIIIINE*
CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTG: [/eats popcorn/
-- CURRENT karKitty's [CKK'S] claws dig into Bird's side, just under the arm and wing, still biting into his lip 10BoonDollars says he'll never want to be pregnant ever again after this. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] hushes Karkat, very carefully laying him down in the nest and reluctantly letting go of Karkat's hand. From there he quickly removes Karkat's pants, yanking them off and tossing them aside. Then again he has Karkat's hand in his, squeezing --
CBD: sshhhh dont be sorry
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is panicing still, hyperventalating and shaking, still crying to mind you. This is absolutely terrifying for him, not knowing what's going on with his body, being kind of emotionally unstable at the same time to. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] continues to hush Karkat, trying to calm him down at least a little. He lifts Karkat's torso a bit, enough to sidle behind him and hold the other against his chest, rocking gently. --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] is just lounging around outside the closet as the gatekeeper --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] starts to calm down, breathing starting to relax, but the crying hadn't stopped. That was going to take a little more time to fix, that trickster really tore hip open there... The pain had eased to, maybe it was his body taking a break. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] starts to gently rub Karkat's belly, hoping to ease the pain and process further. He pushes his shades up on top of his head, nuzzling his face into Karkat's hair. --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] is suddenly very relaxed, almost limp against him. He'd exhausted himself and passed out... Poor kitty. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] lifts his face from Karkat's hair when he goes limp, leaning forward to make sure he's alright. --
CBD: karkat ?
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] groans lowly in his sleep, so floppy limp. Like a ragdoll. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] sighs heavily, confused beyond reason. He had expected there to be another month before Karkat went into labor. --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] finds a loose blanket and pulls it over Karkat, since the contractions seemed to have calmed down for now --
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] was going to need all the rest he could get, tomorrow was going ot be very rough on him... --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] sighs a bit and leans back, glancing over at the door. --
CBD: davein?
CTG: hm??
CBD: can you come in here
CTG: sure
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] opens the closet door and lumbers on all fours. --
CTG: what do you need?
CBD: someone to keep me company
CBD: dont think im gonna be able to sleep anytime soon
-- CURRENT karKitty [CKK] You might, as long as Kitty's rper is asleep, bird can sleep. --
CKK: [ i'm gonna head to bed, sore and sick and sneezing, blegh ]
CBD: (( cant wait for tomorrow~ ))
CKK: [ same c: ]
CBD: (( sweet dreams <3 ))
CKK: [ nini! ]
CKK: [ i'm staying here, btw ]
CTG: [psh
CTG: [goodnight stinky
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] curls around both of you and rests my head on your thigh like a dog would --
CTG: so tommorow
CTG: hes going to shoot eggs
CBD: way to be crude
CBD: but yeah
CBD: hes laying our eggs tomorrow
CTG: can i baby sit?
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] snrk --
CBD: course you can
CBD: youre gonna be family p much
CTG: im touched
CBD: how does uncle buttmunch sound
CTG: like you about to be choked
CBD: ahahaha
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] sticks my tongue out at --
CBD: but seriously though theyll prolly call you uncle davein
CTG: i bet theyll be adorable
CBD: oh totally
CBD: wonder how long itll take for the eggs to hatch
CTG: maybe i should sit on them
CBD: yeah how about no
CBD: your dragon butt would probably break them
CTG: because ive got
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] shades --
CTG: buns of steel
CBD: ha ha ha
CTG: are you sure they wont be scared of ol uncle buttmunch
CTG: me being this
CTG: scaley thing
CTG: with wings and a tail
CTG: breathing fire and susch
CBD: nah
CBD: theyre going to grow up with you around
CBD: theyll be used to you
CTG: i know its hard to believe but not everyone loves me]
CTG: [-]
CTG: [get out of here bracket
CTG: [nobody likes you
CBD: dont see why my kids wont like you
CBD: i like you
CTG: thats because
CTG: you are me
CTG: but different animal
CTG: and species
CTG: but off of that subject before shit gets depressing
CBD: whatever i just think as long as you aint shitty to them theyll like you
CBD: also theyll have their cousin drache to play with
CTG: drache sleeps alot
CTG: her and yeti get along pretty good
CBD: well drache is still pretty new to the world
CBD: new babies sleep a lot
CBD: conserving their energy for growing
CBD: shit im excited for this
CTG: mhm
CTG: theyre not even mine and i want to see them
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] absentmindedly rubs Karkat's tummy as he's sleeping --
CBD: hey
CBD: do you know
CBD: what a trickster is
CTG: yes
CTG: theyre glitches from the game
CBD: what
CBD: glitches
CTG: yes
CBD: k
CBD: go on
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] shows him a picture i took of his trickster version --
CTG: like that
CBD: wow what the fuck is that
CTG: you
CTG: as a trickster
CBD: its like you threw me into a lisa frank store
CTG: essentially very horny and annoying
CBD: wow
CBD: karkat was saying
CBD: or trying to say
CTG: hes whoring out to all the daves
CTG: and
CTG: he told him
CBD: that it was a trickster me that upset him
CTG: that youre sleeping with any dave and everydave
CTG: basically
CTG: and he wanted to bone fluffy
CTG: so he kept asking all these questions
CBD: only you and that other troll dave geeze
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] ear twitch --
CBD: wow so you were listening the whole time and
CBD: didn't
CBD: help
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] wow howd that ' get in there --
CTG: i was asleep
CTG: then
CTG: i heard
CTG: the giggling
CTG: and the screaming and crying woke me up
CBD: and yet you heard all that
CBD: in detail
CBD: somehow
CBD: despite being asleep
CTG: i just said
CTG: the screaming and crying
CTG: woke me up
CBD: that was after the trickster though wasnt it
CBD: howd you hear all the shit before hand
CTG: no
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] pinches the bridge of my nose --
CTG: you know my ears
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] wiggles his scaled ears --
CBD: howd you hear shit that was said when you were asleep dipshit
CBD: and remember it
CTG: cant you??
CBD: no???
CTG: weird
CTG: everything else was loud mumbles
CBD: if i ever see that fucking peacock version of me im clawing his eyes out
CTG: i killed him once
CTG: he just
CTG: fucking
CTG: reformed
CBD: are you fucking kidding me
CTG: i killed trickster bro too
CTG: i litterally splatted him
CTG: all over the place
CTG: and he just fucking
CTG: put himself
CTG: back together
CTG: and regenerated
CBD: thats fucking sick
CBD: how the hell do these
CBD: glitches
CBD: or whatever
CBD: even happen
CTG: i dont know
CBD: and why do they come out as versions of us with the gay turned up to 20
CTG: i dont know
CTG: immortal homosexual candy people
CBD: are those fucking lavender capris jesus christ
CTG: and that ass
CBD: its a nice ass i gotta admit
CTG: indeed
CTG: it only
CTG: comes out
CTG: while you sleeep
CTG: coincedentally
CBD: thats weird
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] well there was that one time Bird was awake but derping around elsewhere while the trickster was out --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] gets on his grubtop --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] closes out of all the nagaporn with the speed of a golden god --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] shutup nagas are hot --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] <BT --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] yeah they are --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] like a hundred tabs just dissapeared almost instantly --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] wow thats a lot --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] well what do you think i do with all this libido --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] dolly has negative libido --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] so i have to deal with mine --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] like that --
CTG: so
CTG: what
CTG: do you want to do
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] totes not snuggling both of you --
CBD: dunno
CBD: dont want to leave karkat right now thats for sure
CBD: fuck i
CBD: really want to beat the shit out of that trickster me
CTG: i dont like it
CTG: it keeps calling me nicknames
CTG: like babycakes and honeypie
CBD: thats kinda nothing compared to it upsetting karkat enough to force him into early labor
CTG: it really isnt
CTG: i find it kind of interesting though
CTG: forcing someone into early labor with words
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] suddenly phone rings --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] skyrim themed --
CBD: who the fuck is calling you
CTG: says unknown
CBD: uhh
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] eats it --
CBD: wow
CTG: got it from some asshole who tried to kill me
CBD: that is not how you phone dude
CTG: something about dragonborne
CTG: your human contraptions taste the same
CTG: i remember one time i ate a stapler
CTG: ugh
CBD: yuck dude
CTG: hm
CTG: sometimes i wonder
CTG: how someone can have
CTG: negative libido
CBD: asexual maybe
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] shrug --
CTG: well shes been quacking lately
CTG: maybe
CBD: weird
CTG: well i love her anyway even if she does occasionally make duck noises
CTG: quack
CBD: ahaha
CBD: quack
CTG: shush
CTG: its contagious
CBD: ahahaha
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] siiiighs, rubbing at his eyes --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] snuggles into your stomach --
CTG: gettin sleepy
CBD: yeah a little
CBD: dont really want to sleep yet thoug
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] already dozed off on you --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] flickers between regular and trickster --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] flicker --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] waht --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] smell of sweets all over the living room --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] like a bakery took a shit in there --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] yeah im gonna stay in here --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] licks in sleep --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] weird forked tongue --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] yaaaaaawns, nuzzling his face against Karkat's hair again, falling asleep. --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] zzz --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] snugglepiles casually --
-- CURRENT birdDave [CBD] snugglepiles are p great --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] mhm --
-- CURRENT turntechGoghead [CTG] Drapes my wings over all of us like a big warm blanket --