The Strange Man Chronicles Episode 2: Russia

Episode 2, Russia
<i>"I arrived at Zhertbar. The place was a small town and an endless snowy terrain beyond that. I searched the town and found a steel hatch. I yanked on it, but it wouldn't budge. I shot it with the newly acquired Battleship pistol. The door melted and I got in. "This must be Curado's secret entrance!" I though. There were hallways with many paintings of Curado and other Russian leaders such as Ivan the Terrible and Stalin. I walked down the hallways but was stopped in my path by 2 goons. "15man!" I shouted. "We meet at last Strange Man.".
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 I ran at him but he called some Russian troops to help him. "Haygohka!" they yelled and fired at me. I caught some of the bullets and fired them back with 10x power. The explosion killed both of the troops and knocked back 15man and the other shadowy goon who know fled. "You can't destroy me!" said 15man. He stuck his dagger into my neck and cut my back open. I still survived and slammed a wooden plank on his head. It had no effect and he started pulling my lungs out. I couldn't breath. This man was too powerful. Suddenly, I remembered Battleship's pistol in my hand and shot his head. It almost killed him until he gave up. "Have mercy, have mercy!" he pleaded. "I will pay you big bucks if you help me kill Curado. "Sure I will but I must warn you, he is very powerful.".
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 15man and  I walked down the seemingly endless halls for about an hour. "Hey look." said 15man. He pointed to a grand set of doors made of solid gold. "That's where Curado is,  but I know this place. There is some guards we will have to defeat first. "HOH!" Quilladin came down. "15man kill it with fire! He's weak to that!" 15man used his flamethrower against Quilladin but he used Spiky Shield. "You will never defeat me!" I grappled onto a ledge right above Quilladin and threw my napalm knife at him. "Spiky Shield go!" His spiky shield failed. "Nooo!" The napalm knife lodged itself into Quilladin's head and he burst into a shower of flaming wood. "Well that was easy." 15man said. "He didn't know that Spiky Shield could fail if used twice in a row.". We continued on and saw Curado himself, or so we think we did. "Nice job 15man, you have brought us a prisoner, send him to the torture chamber.". "No" said 15man. "You will be sent to the torture chamber.". 15man pulled a lever and it opened up the trapdoor underneath Curado's throne. "Wahhhhhhhh!!!!". Those were Curado's last words. "Well that was easy." I said. "Hold on, that wasn't Curado!" screamed 15man. That was his brother, Koban!". "Where is Curado then?!" I asked 15man. "According to my radar, he is in the Field of Cacti!".
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 Well first we need to get out of this place. We found Koban's shuttle and flew out and hovered over Saudi Arabia, where the Field Of Cacti thrives. "Look at that." I told 15man. The entire desert was covered in cacti and in the midst of it all was adv0catus's house. He had to dock our ship on the edges of the field. We got out and were met by Battleship and his other band of Furries. "Welcome back." Battleship said. His naked Vixen with holes in their chests lashed their claws at me and 15man but I dodged. 15man wasn't so lucky and got clawed many times. I shot the other Vixen and Battleship also. He was missing a leg but managed to hop over and kick me. "Ha ha ha!" Battleship laughed his foxish laugh. "Kinchy kinchy kolly molly dingo dingo!" he called in the Dingo dogs. They growled at me. 15man sliced both of their heads off and smacked them with the butt of his spear. Now Battleship only remained. "You will never get me!" shouted Battleship. "What?" Battleship's jetpack's fizzled out and he plummeted to his death into the Field of Cacti. "Now we won't be seeing much of him anymore." said 15man. Then we ventured into the Field.
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Continued in Episode 3, The Field Of Cacti