The After Party (2018)

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[whispers] He's taking a shit.

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-Right now.
-Not gonna rap for a guy taking a shit.

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-Rahmel, sir?
-Shut the fuck up!

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I understand this is a bit unorthodox,
but my guy OH! here

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is the hottest rapper in the streets
without a record deal.

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So, hold on to that seat, 'cause he's
about to drop some shit for you.

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Really?

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[phone rings]

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[OH! clears throat]

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♪Hello, it's young OH!
How you doing? Hi♪

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♪I like all real shit in front of me
And all bullshit aside♪

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♪I been sick with it my whole life
And I ain't even die♪ ♪Nigga, I ain't sleep in three weeks
And I ain't even tired♪

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♪Yo, wrote 100,000 raps
And never had to lie♪

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♪I watched Passion of the Christ twice
And I ain't even cry♪

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♪Okay, well, maybe that one time♪

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♪But everybody gets to be
A little bitch sometimes♪

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♪I've been wasting dumb time♪

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♪But I take a breath and remember
I need a chill pill♪

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♪My trying to make it
OCD is kicking in for real real♪

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♪It's like Armageddon in my head
The fear of missing out♪

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♪The way that I be getting, nigga
I be stressing sitting down♪

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♪Yo, so I'll call Father Time, like
"Uh, when is it my time?♪

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♪You think you can shed
A tiny little ounce of limelight?♪

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♪I mean, what, do I fucking suck?
Do I not rhyme tight?♪

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♪Do I need to sell myself with selfies
On my timeline?♪

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♪While I'm worried about this♪

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♪I done missed about 20,000 calls
From my moms♪

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♪So, I sent her a text
Like, "Don't trip, Mama♪

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♪I'm gonna hit you back once I'm on
I'm wrong"♪

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[whispers] Happy?

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[toilet flushes]

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-That the flush of a record deal, Rahmel?
-Ha!

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Rahmel is in LA.

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That's his intern, Bernard.

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Yo, Bernie, pick that up!

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You could have said something, Bernie.

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Why would I do that?
That was actually hot.

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I fucks with OH!

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After you wash, my G.

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Bernard, please tell Rahmel
to come see OH! this Thursday

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at Charlamagne's Up Next MC Showcase.
Sure to be lit as tits.

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"Lit as tits."

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A basement full of broke-ass
SoundCloud rappers and zero bitches

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is gonna be "lit as tits"?

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I mean, no offense, man, you're nice,
but that sounds horrible.

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Okay. No, that's one way of looking at it.

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But another is, what could be more lit
than showing your boss

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you discovered the next 21 Savage

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and then possibly getting
a producer credit on the album?

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You gangsta? Mm-hmm.

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You in that murder gang shit?
Slaughter gang shit?

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-Not really.
-You hard?

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You shoot somebody's mom before?

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Dude, just shoot my mom.
She's a total fucking bitch.

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I'll tell you this. Why don't y'all change
that producer credit

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to an executive producer credit

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and I'll make sure Rahmel
is front row center on Thursday.

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Done.

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-All right.
-All right.

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-I'll see y'all.
-See ya.

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Wait, who let y'all in here?

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Shit...

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-The higher-ups.
-Security. The higher-ups.

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Can I ask you a question?

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Bro, I do not know if my sister
is dating anybody, okay?

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She's post-feminist,

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which I'm now realizing just means
she fucks a lot.

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Okay. Not really about your sister.

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For once.

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Do you think I actually have the talent
to do this shit for real?

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Seriously?

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Okay, I'm not even gonna dignify that
with a response.

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What's missing then?

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'Cause we've been going hard
for like three years,

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shooting music videos,
doing every MC battle...

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...open mic night, and fucking podcast
we can possibly find.

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We've dropped not one, not two, not three,
but four mixtapes.

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Four. Nobody does that, not even Future.

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-Fifth one's gonna be the one, my guy.
-I have 7,402 Instagram followers.

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I don't even have a fucking K.

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You know how embarrassing that is
as a rapper to not have a K?

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My mom's meatloaf fan page has a K,
and that shit's on private.

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Owen, the genius thing we did
was never give up.

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C'mon, who said that?

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You really gotta chill
with the motivational memes, bro.

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Jay-Z said that.

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So, if you're not gonna listen to me,

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listen to the guy that gets to
put his D in B on the reg,

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all because he never gave up.

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Even when every record label passed
on Hova God.

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My pops mentioned enlisting again
last night.

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[train horn wails]

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I still go Kendrick, Cole, Rocky,

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Chance, Pusha T.

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How are you not on your own
top five list of lyricists?

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Because I have ears.

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My top five goes OH! number one always,
okay?

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Then you have Quavo, Lil Uzi,
Lil Wayne, Lil Pump.

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Okay, that's a lot of littles.

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Kids don't know shit
about real hip hop, yo.

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What about the god Rakim?

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-Is he on Spotify?
-Sir, how do you spell Rakim?

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You kidding me? He's an icon.

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♪I came in the door
I said it before♪

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♪I never let the mic
Magnetize me no more♪

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♪But he's biting me, fighting me
Inviting me to rhyme♪

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♪I can't hold it back,
I'm lookin' for the line♪

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♪Taking off my coat, clearing my throat
The rhymes will be kicking in♪

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♪Until I hit my last note♪

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All right, so y'all not total fuck boys
after all.

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No, sir. No, we're not.

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Well, then,
why is your man dressed like it?

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My outfit is fire.

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Your outfit is wow corny, son.
Who you trying to be?

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Myself.

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With a hint of the Migos.

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Is it too much, Migos?

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-Way too much Migos.
-Listen.

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The culture is dying
and y'all are the future.

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Do me a favor.

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Don't fuck up the future.

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Oh, we're gonna fuck up the future.

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No, but like in a good way.

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Like how Future fucks up some commas,
you know?

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Right?

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Damn.

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Dude, have I told you how fucking little

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I'm gonna miss these bitches
from high school

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when you and I are on that main
festival stage just crushing the game?

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-Six-thousand times.
-Yeah.

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We gotta think of some other shit.

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-This is weird.
-You don't like it?

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We'll scrap it. I'm gonna home,
gonna workshop some shit,

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and then I'm gonna
send you some options, okay? -Think of something.
-I will. I promise.

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-All right, fam.
-All right, man.

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I love you!

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Don't say that out loud.

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Don't worry, Owen. You're fine.

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Jeffrey, your friend
walked in on me again.

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His name is Carlos, he's Dominican,
and I like it 'cause--

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Hey, Alicia.

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Hi, Owen.

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I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I got a show next week in the city

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and I wanted to see, like,
if you weren't doing anything,

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if you wanted to like, come by,
if you're not busy.

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Even though you're probably like
hella busy.

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Owen is a rapper
and my little brother is his manager.

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Oh, cute.

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Yeah. So, it's this Thursday,

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and, Dad, it's gonna be
the biggest show of our career.

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Like, it's gonna be lit up in there.

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A lot of cool people are gonna be there.
Remember that guy, Ski Mask the Slump God?

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Yeah? I played you his music
and you were like,

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"Is this really the music
you kids listen to nowadays?"

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I mean, it would be super tight
if you came to support us.

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You're not gonna have time to play
rap manager at Harvard next year

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with your pre-law course load,
plus your internship

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at Slowski Scheinbaum Saperstein
Selquwitz and Mascarpone.

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Fuck my life.

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What does this idiot want?

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Hey, big guy!

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Yeah, I was just thinking about you.

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How was Napa?

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You ready?
Wanna run some lines or something?

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No, I'm good. I got my lines already.

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You look nervous. Now, remember how
we talked about confidence, right?

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-Confidence.
-Thanks.

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Yo, this place is actually full.

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You ready to kill tonight, my guy?

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-Yeah.
-Good.

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Your sister out there?

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Would you stop thinking
about my sister for one second?

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-She's never gonna fuck you. I'm sorry.
-Hey!

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I'm sorry, Sarge,

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but tonight is not the time
to be focusing on trivial things

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like my sister's punanjo.

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Tonight's about fate, it's about destiny.

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And, most importantly,
it's about murdering that mic out there.

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So, she's not here.

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-No, she's not here.
-But I'm here.

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I'm gonna be on that front row
waiting for you.

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Thanks, Dad. Not really the same thing,
but I appreciate it.

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I know. I love you, boy.

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-All right.
-You have such a supportive father.

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Have fun out there. And smile. Smile.

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Hey, there you go.

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Wow, what a guy.

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-Yeah, he's cool.
-Love him. He's great.

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Yo, did you eat?
Because you look a little green.

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-I can see it in your face.
-No, I'm good.

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You ever had ikura?

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They're like these little salty balls
of goodness

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-just exploding with flavor.
-Oh, my God.

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-You gotta try it.
-Back that shit up.

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You don't even have to eat it. Just stick
your tongue out and lick a little ball.

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Yo, pause. What is wrong with you?

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-It's fine--
-Back the fuck up--

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Am I interrupting something right now?

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Shit.

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-Yo!
-Nah!

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-What's up, Bernard?
-Cool, man.

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Cool. Did you bring Rahmel with you?

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Nah, I got someone even better.
Y'all know Wiz?

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Yeah.

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-That's Wiz Khalifa.
-Yes.

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Wow, huge fan. Tight.

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-You smoke?
-Like...

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Like, not all the time. A little bit.

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If your definition of a little something
is all day every day.

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-We love weed.
-Shut the fuck up. What are you doing?

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One pic of you chiefing a joint
with Wiz Khalifa

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gets us 10,000 fans on Instagram, easy.

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-Pass that L, Wiz.
-Shut the fuck up.

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-There you go.
-Yeah.

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Get in there.

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Owen, put up a peace sign.
Put up a peace sign now.

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Now, blow a cloud. There you go. Nice.

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-Awesome. Give me some.
-Good luck out there, man.

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Bernard told me you pretty nice,
so do your thing.

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-Thanks, man.
-All right.

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I know this will come as no surprise
to anyone,

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but Wiz Khalifa has
some incredibly strong weed.

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Thank you, everybody. Have a good night!

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Hey, keep that energy going
for Ski, y'all!

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I don't know what he just said,
but I felt it.

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I don't know who wants to follow that,
but I think I found somebody.

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Make some noise for OH!, y'all!

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OH!, where you at? Where you at, OH!?
Where you at?

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Okay.

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-How you feeling tonight, man? You good?
-Good. Yeah.

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Don't make me look bad for
putting you up on the stage, okay?

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-Okay.
-Okay? 'Cause you look whack.

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You look like Klay Thompson
with Down Syndrome.

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-All right. Okay, for sure.
-Don't embarrass me.

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Thanks. ♪Hey♪

236
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,360
♪Yo, hey♪

237
00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,071
♪Young OH! is the one they know so well♪

238
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,281
♪Real recognize real
Yo name ring no bells♪ ♪I'm finna be on these rap niggas
Coattails, oh well♪

239
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:43,411
♪Niggas going copper,
They makin' no sales♪

240
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,621
♪I ain't having that
Music's going platinum or platinum♪

241
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,331
♪These niggas be thinking like Mike Jones♪

242
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,250
♪Somebody like me
Be thinking like Mike Jackson♪

243
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:52,169
♪Yo, my homie Jeff
Has got me dressin' like a model♪

244
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:55,464
♪Going full throttle, eating Chip O'Lees
Fuck that, Chipot-le♪

245
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:59,051
♪Having itches
Sending naked yitty pictures for a follow♪

246
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:02,430
♪Outrageous, hit the stage
They lose their heads like Sleepy Hollow♪

247
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,725
♪Beast Coast where it's at
Y-O to be exact♪

248
00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,518
♪I know only this much of me is black♪

249
00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:09,729
♪But I know the streets so well
I don't need a map♪

250
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:12,815
♪I'm really real, I don't need to act
Nigga, I got a job, I don't need to trap♪

251
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,567
♪Young OH!'s dope,
that's something I know♪

252
00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:16,444
♪So the niggas at my show
Don't need to clap♪

253
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:25,035
Yo, Wiz, this shit is strong, nigga.
I'm fuckin' smacked.

254
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,037
Yo, what's--

255
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,877
Yo, I'm fucking sorry. I didn't--

256
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,554
-He's having a seizure!
-Not my Yeezys, bro!

257
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,391
WorldStar!

258
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,651
...best "can't un-see it" clip
of all time.

259
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:01,363
He threw up on Wiz Khalifa
at Charlamagne's Up Next music showcase.

260
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,699
I guess after smoking with Wiz,
he couldn't handle it.

261
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,409
He tried to be cool, tried to be down...

262
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,994
Get him outta here. This kid's washed.

263
00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:08,996
You can't rhyme and you can't smoke weed.

264
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:12,374
Motherfucker, don't smoke
if you can't hold it, Seezjah Boy.

265
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,084
Everybody is calling him "Seezjah Boy."

266
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,295
You caught a fuckin' seizure,
you corny motherfucker!

267
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:18,589
That name is completely offensive,
but I have to admit,

268
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:21,091
the seizure dance they got from it
is kinda funny.

269
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,593
Didn't know he was having a seizure.

270
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,428
I thought he was
on the floor  Harlem Shaking.

271
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:27,056
-Is it over for this guy?
-Stick a fork in him. He done.

272
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,410
You ever heard of the saying
that no press is bad press?

273
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,955
Also, when did you become Creed?

274
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,706
I'm joining the Marines.

275
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,335
You're a funny guy.
You know that? You're funny.

276
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,711
I'm dead-ass, bro.

277
00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:00,965
Dude, no. Don't say dead-ass
when you're not actually dead-ass.

278
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,384
That's not cool, man.
It's toying with my emotions.

279
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:05,886
I'm dead-ass, bro.

280
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,722
Owen, why would you ever do that?

281
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,891
Because my dad served in the Marines

282
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,144
and his life turned out pretty sick
compared to my current life.

283
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:17,189
He owns a fake Chipotle
called Chip O'Lees.

284
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,526
My guy, he is one cease and desist letter
away from going bust.

285
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,820
Woah! Don't be a dick, okay?

286
00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,948
That was his dream and he
worked his ass off to make it happen.

287
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,491
Okay.

288
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,411
Sorry, but what about your dream?

289
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,704
Huh?

290
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:37,251
Come on, making music, touring the world,
connecting with your fans,

291
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,462
and a little thing called
sex with groupies.

292
00:14:40,546 --> 00:14:42,506
I am an Internet laughingstock.

293
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,967
-Groupies... out the window.
-[whoosh]

294
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:48,429
-World tours... out the fucking window.
-[whoosh]

295
00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:54,602
I mean, come on, man,
we don't even need a record label, okay?

296
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:58,105
-We can do this shit independent.
-We've been doing it independent.

297
00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,857
That's what we're doing right now.

298
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:02,109
That's what this is. Independent as hell.

299
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,278
My dad called in a favor.

300
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:06,614
I'm driving to Parris Island on Friday.

301
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,949
Remember what I told you in ninth grade

302
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,577
after you lost to Young-Suk Kim
in the talent show?

303
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:15,414
I want to thank Ms. Farrow,
Mr. Skoggins, my--

304
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,541
I'm really happy for you.
I'm gonna let you finish.

305
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:21,211
But Owen had one of the best
talent show performances of all time.

306
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,963
Of all time.

307
00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:27,176
I made you a promise that if you let me
be your manager, I would go HAM for you.

308
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,345
And I'm going to keep that promise.

309
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:32,056
I may look like a Jewy fuck boi
on the surface,

310
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,767
but underneath these $900 Balmain jeans,

311
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,311
which I only bought because A$AP Rocky
wears them,

312
00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,438
which are uncomfortable as fuck,
by the way,

313
00:15:39,521 --> 00:15:43,233
underneath all that shit,
I'm a fucking animal.

314
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,486
[barks]

315
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,321
Yo, bro.

316
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:48,864
Yeah, bro.

317
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:52,368
I get you a record deal by this Friday,

318
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,120
and you don't join the Marines.

319
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,956
-Okay, bro.
-Yeah?

320
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,457
-Whatever.
-Wait, really?

321
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,334
-Yeah, knock yourself out.
-Yes! Thank you.

322
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:03,003
Yes, agreement. Yes, dude.

323
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,421
-Okay.
-Yes!

324
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,757
There's gonna motivational memes
about this shit.

325
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:10,844
Coming through! Watch out!

326
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,158
I told her don't worry
about where I live right now.

327
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,994
I'm in between places, all right?

328
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,620
You know, my mom's place--

329
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,081
Oh, shit, I gotta get back to work.

330
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,876
I see you avoiding me, Bernard.

331
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,796
You're talking on a calculator.

332
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:47,339
Yo, the Gucci vocals come in?

333
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,509
-Hi.
-Hello.

334
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,094
-Can I help you?
-Yes!

335
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,054
I'm OH!'s manager. Here to see Rahmel.

336
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:55,806
Who?

337
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,142
Seezjah Boy's manager.

338
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:02,271
Oh, that's too bad.
I really loved his mixtape.

339
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,940
He would have been great at Atlantic.

340
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,861
He's not dead.
He can still be great at Atlantic.

341
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,572
Are you kidding me?
He's deader than dubstep.

342
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:14,992
That's funny.

343
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,703
Let me tell you something else.
Opinions are like assholes.

344
00:17:17,786 --> 00:17:20,372
Everyone's got one,
but no one thinks theirs stinks.

345
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,751
Who doesn't think their asshole stinks?
That's dumb.

346
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,461
Look, can I see Rahmel, please?

347
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:28,047
He's working from home today.
But good luck to you.

348
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,968
Hey, Bernard,
how are those Gucci vocals looking?

349
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,471
You sent them? Cool.
I'm checking right now.

350
00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:38,057
Tight. Those are fakes Yeezys.

351
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,352
No such thing as bad press, right?

352
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,524
Have you never had a stomach bug?
'Cause they can be devastating.

353
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,444
Why can't this be his Eminem
"mom's spaghetti" moment?

354
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,154
Sorry.

355
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,739
Can't touch him.

356
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,117
He's tainted goods. Sorry, kid.

357
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,537
Dude, you want me to sign Seezjah Boy?

358
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,457
Is it "seezjah" or "seizure"?

359
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,876
And by the way,
you know that's politically incorrect.

360
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,420
And really fucking offensive.

361
00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,677
Chicken. Rice.

362
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:18,972
More rice.

363
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,141
More rice.

364
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:22,976
Six, six, six.

365
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,818
Fuckin' know you, dude.

366
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,946
I knew it.

367
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:35,322
You're Seezjah Boy.

368
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,406
-Nah.
-No?

369
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,283
Nah, not at all. No.

370
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,368
Fuck am I doing?

371
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,996
Oh, you're fucking Seezjah Boy.
We're going live with this shit.

372
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,499
Yo, what the fuck is up, Internet?

373
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,292
It's your boy, YungDouglas.

374
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,088
Who am I with?
Fucking Seezjah Boy, live and direct.

375
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,966
Round two. He's about to puke
all over my fucking neck.

376
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,425
Do it. C'mon, let's go.

377
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,010
Everybody, a little encouragement.

378
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,805
Barf!

379
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,974
Dude, I'm trying to get laid.
Fuckin' puke on me.

380
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,101
Fucking throw chicken at me.
Throw a burrito at me.

381
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,859
Mohammad, it's so hot out.

382
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,735
I need a cold iced coffee.

383
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,364
-You're not Mohammad.
-No, I am not.

384
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:20,325
But, between us,
I make a much better iced coffee.

385
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,828
-What do you want?
-A sit-down with Rahmel.

386
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,621
-Not gonna happen.
-You said for yourself

387
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,583
you loved OH!'s mixtape,
and I am telling you he's a star.

388
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,334
Now trust your gut.

389
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,837
Forget about the Internet
for one goddamn second

390
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,255
and focus on the music.

391
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:35,007
I like your passion, but I need my coffee.

392
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,301
I like your face, eyes, hair, and smile.

393
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,930
All right, maybe I can
get you in with Rahmel next week.

394
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,724
That's amazing. One thing.

395
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,018
OH!'s joining the Marines tomorrow,

396
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,520
so I'm begging you to figure out something
for today.

397
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:50,981
-You're being very pushy.
-Some people find it charming.

398
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:51,940
I'm not one of them.

399
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,568
Come by the Gramercy tonight.

400
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,613
I could probably get you in
at the secret French show.

401
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,950
"French" as in "Montana"?

402
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,285
The one and only.

403
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,996
Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

404
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:10,000
Look, I promise...
we are not gonna let you down.

405
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:13,503
Hey.

406
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:14,922
Hey.

407
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,678
You're not gonna need
a whole lot of wardrobe options, son.

408
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:22,804
It's a lot of camo.

409
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:23,764
I know.

410
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:37,778
♪Hey, look here, homie♪

411
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:41,114
♪They call me Sarge
'Cause I'm always in charge♪

412
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,115
♪Living large♪

413
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,201
[Sarge laughs]

414
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,622
Come on, now. Don't fight the feeling.

415
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,374
You got that steel from me.
Don't fight it.

416
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:54,670
Hey, I don't know if I ever told you this,

417
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:58,882
but when I was your age,
I had dreams of being an actor.

418
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,177
-You did?
-Yeah.

419
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:06,682
Yeah, I took classes.
I did some plays and I had a fly headshot.

420
00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,727
I was gonna be the next Rico Tubbs.

421
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,565
You know, the brother on Miami Vice.

422
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:19,069
Have you never seen an episode
of Miami Vice?

423
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,487
You mean like with Jamie Foxx?

424
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,283
-You were trying to be like Jamie Foxx?
-Okay, I'm old.

425
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,200
The point is...

426
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,703
I get it, son.

427
00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:32,249
Being a Marine might not be as cool
as being Kendrick Lamar, but...

428
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:35,043
sometimes we have to accept our fate.

429
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,837
Everybody doesn't get everything.

430
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,173
But what if I'm accepting my fate, like,
way too soon?

431
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,426
Boy, you threw up on Wiz Khalifa
and it went viral.

432
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,262
Come on, son, you gotta face the facts.

433
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,306
Nobody really makes it as a rapper.

434
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,225
At some point, we all have to grow up.

435
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:10,996
Alicia.

436
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,249
Hey. Somebody still like Arnie Palmies?

437
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,254
Look, Alicia, please.

438
00:22:19,546 --> 00:22:22,049
I am on my knees. Look at me.

439
00:22:22,132 --> 00:22:23,592
Bet you say that to all the boys.

440
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:26,928
It's French Montana.
You loved him when he dated Khloe.

441
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,806
-True.
-All you gotta do is be nice to Owen

442
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,184
and not mention
that you have a new boyfriend.

443
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:34,269
-Very important. Don't do that.
-Not possible. Said new boyfriend
is having a party tonight

444
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,606
and I have to be there.

445
00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:39,191
Alicia, Owen needs your help.

446
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:41,735
I mean, he's joining the Marines tomorrow.
Come on.

447
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:43,445
Have some sympathy for our troops.

448
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,365
Look, I feel really bad for Owen, I do.

449
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,242
But I just... I can't tonight.

450
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:53,205
You know what? I'll pay you.

451
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:54,164
No!

452
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,543
-How much?
-20,000 United States dollars.

453
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:01,588
-What?
-Mm-hmm.

454
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,216
-You don't have that kind of money.
-Oh, I swear to God I do.

455
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:05,258
Yes, I do.

456
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,345
But you have to swear on Dad's life
that you're in. Okay?

457
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,308
All I have to do is go to a secret
French Montana show

458
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,061
and you will pay me 20,000
United States dollars?

459
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,773
-Not that "doll hair" shit you pulled?
-Dollars. Okay?

460
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:20,774
Think about it.

461
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:21,942
Fine.

462
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,362
-I'm in.
-Okay. Done deal. Good.

463
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:30,158
20,000 United States dollars in low-risk
government-backed agricultural bonds.

464
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,078
They'll mature in 2050.
That's my graduation gift from Uncle Alan,

465
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:36,164
-it's yours now. So mazel tov!
-What? Fuck that, Jeffrey.

466
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,253
Hey, what's good, Lucy?

467
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:43,672
Keeping that burrito nice and tight
like I like it?

468
00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,258
Don't make me smack you upside your head
with a chimichanga,

469
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,677
-Cause you know I'll do it.
-Caliente.

470
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,558
There he is, the guy who could be
the next greatest rapper alive

471
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:58,478
and threw it all away to fight for our
freedom like the all-American hero he is.

472
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,314
Wanna turn that shit down?
You can't play music in here.

473
00:24:01,398 --> 00:24:02,524
Okay. All good.

474
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,818
'Cause we're going to see the man live,
tonight.

475
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,987
-Wait, what?
-It's my send-off to you,

476
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:09,698
front row seats at a top secret
French Montana show.

477
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:10,615
Seriously?

478
00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,242
Would I joke about Frenchie?

479
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:13,952
[honks]

480
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,328
Come on, outside.

481
00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,665
Oh, shit, your dad let you take the Rolls?

482
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:21,877
Well, not exactly,
but it's your last night of freedom.

483
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,420
We gotta go big, baby.

484
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:26,298
Man, I really want to,

485
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:31,011
but my moms is making like
a send-off dinner or something. Meatloaf.

486
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,139
-You're invited if you want.
-I'm talking about front row seats

487
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:37,225
to a French Montana show.
You're talking about meatloaf?

488
00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:53,033
Can I get a key to the restroom,
por favor?

489
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:55,660
Hmm?

490
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,163
I gotta pee. Need the key.

491
00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,790
Oh, yes.

492
00:25:01,374 --> 00:25:02,542
Duh, my bad.

493
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,962
You asked for the key, so...

494
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,215
You're coming with us
to see French Montana, I hope.

495
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,220
Is your sister coming?

496
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:16,223
Dude, is your pop's restaurant
a total Chipotle knock-off?

497
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:17,682
Is she even single though?

498
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,601
Single and ready to mingle.

499
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:23,730
So, Alicia... how was your summer?

500
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,151
Fine.

501
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:33,323
You go on any, like, sick trips?

502
00:25:34,824 --> 00:25:35,825
Not really.

503
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:38,828
Sick.

504
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,624
You watch any movies this summer?

505
00:25:42,707 --> 00:25:44,960
I'm not really into Hollywood movies.

506
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:48,088
I'm more into like French New Wave, so.

507
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:50,507
Word. Yo, I fucks with French New Wave.

508
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,008
Oh, you fuck with it?

509
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:54,052
I mean, obviously, Breathless is my shit.

510
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,223
Okay. All right.

511
00:25:59,057 --> 00:25:59,891
Good on you.

512
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:04,187
I'm sorry about the Seezjah Boy thing.

513
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,856
-It's cool.
-Yeah?

514
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,900
-You know, it's gonna blow over.
-Now the Marines?

515
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,111
Yep. You know, you gotta keep it moving.

516
00:26:11,611 --> 00:26:13,280
Everybody doesn't get everything, right?

517
00:26:13,780 --> 00:26:15,323
I mean, that's just life, right?

518
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:16,700
I hope not.

519
00:26:18,201 --> 00:26:19,035
Yeah.

520
00:26:21,329 --> 00:26:23,832
Hey, driver?
Could you please turn up the air?

521
00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:25,625
It's really hot in here.
Thank you so much.

522
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,461
One of you needs to come up here, okay?
This is some bullshit.

523
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,046
-Sir!
-Bullshit!

524
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:36,344
[horns honking]

525
00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:40,682
Where the hell is this guy?

526
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,350
-Should I honk again?
-No.

527
00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:51,192
Hello!

528
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:52,902
Hello, anybody here?

529
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,246
Yo! Hey, there.

530
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,457
Are you the gentleman parking my car?

531
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,917
Because I'm sort of particular
about the whole thing.

532
00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:10,920
Just leave the keys over on the desk.
I'll get to it in a few, man.

533
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:16,384
-Wait, dude, are you watching porn?
-No, it's an educational video.

534
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,720
That doctor is titty-fucking two nurses
at the same time.

535
00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,722
-Yeah, I'm pre-med, man.
-Wow.

536
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:23,850
Okay, I can't even believe that
I have to say this right now,

537
00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:26,394
but please don't jerk off in my car,
all right?

538
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,271
-Which one was yours?
-The white one.

539
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,606
Big Phantom, right there.

540
00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:30,565
I got you.

541
00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:33,318
-Semen-free zone.
-You're good, man. I'll take care of you.

542
00:27:37,530 --> 00:27:39,157
-Help you?
-Gonna drop me a beat?

543
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,116
-No.
-Yeah.

544
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,078
♪Okay, last name Levine
First name Jeffrey♪

545
00:27:43,161 --> 00:27:45,914
♪Like a sprained ankle, boy
You'd better check me♪

546
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,210
Sorry. Can you check under Jeffrey Levine
for me, please?

547
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:52,712
-Yeah, I don't have you.
-What?

548
00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:55,298
No, that can't be.
You checked Rahmel's list?

549
00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:57,509
-I did.
-Can you check under OH!, please?

550
00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:00,011
It's spelled capital O, capital H,
exclamation point.

551
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,681
-There's no "OH!"
-What about...

552
00:28:04,974 --> 00:28:05,975
Seezjah Boy?

553
00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:09,521
Oh, my God, that is you.

554
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,898
Oh, my God, are you okay?

555
00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:14,067
Yeah, I'm good. Thanks.

556
00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:16,903
I don't have you here either,
so I can't let you guys in.

557
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,197
Oh, fuck a duck!

558
00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,116
-Sorry.
-Wait!

559
00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:25,161
If I could just really quickly
just get like a... for my son?

560
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,663
You know what I mean? Just my...

561
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,249
But you gotta do the thing!

562
00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:30,792
Just do the thing, you know.

563
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,252
Do the thing.

564
00:28:33,503 --> 00:28:35,422
That's good! That's really good.

565
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:36,756
Okay. Thanks.

566
00:28:38,425 --> 00:28:39,342
Bye, baby.

567
00:28:39,426 --> 00:28:42,595
Jessica, this is my fifth voicemail.
Do I need to send you a fucking raven?

568
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,681
You're making me look awful
in front of my client.

569
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,517
Jeff's head is about to pop off.

570
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:50,562
His heart is in the right place,
but he needs to stop spazzing out.

571
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:51,813
He's turning into our Dad.

572
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,107
That's like his biggest fear in life.

573
00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:57,152
Mine is drowning, but turning
into my mother is a close second.

574
00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:58,778
-[car horn honks]
-I kinda like your mom.

575
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,824
Is everything cool or...?

576
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,202
I am so sorry. I have to go.

577
00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,080
But good luck in the Marines.
You're gonna be great.

578
00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:14,586
Where you going?

579
00:29:14,794 --> 00:29:16,588
I gotta meet up with some friends.

580
00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:19,591
Hey, stop by later. 245 Bay Avenue.

581
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:21,468
If you want. It's in Bushwick.

582
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:24,804
Fuck!

583
00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,265
Okay, so, my ticket connect has gone dark,

584
00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:29,559
but I was able to track down
Bernard the intern.

585
00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:31,019
Alicia fucking left.

586
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:32,854
Man, fuck that noise. Look...

587
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,398
we got more important things
to worry about tonight, okay?

588
00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,817
I didn't wanna tell you,
because I didn't wanna freak you out

589
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:39,694
and I knew you wouldn't come otherwise,
but...

590
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,905
Rahmel is backstage
and he is ready to sign you.

591
00:29:41,988 --> 00:29:44,324
-Shut up.
-Dude, read the email for yourself.

592
00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:49,412
This is just directions
to fucking Will Call.

593
00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:55,418
It literally says, "Might be able to get
OH! a minute or two with Rahmel,

594
00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,545
but no promises." Smiley face?

595
00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,589
That smiley face right there is key.