Daz and Dicks watch a shitty youtube wrestling match.

Kelse|||: >8 of the most craziest backyard wrestlers battle it out in an intense Deal or No Deal 8-Man Money in the Bank Ladder Match at EWA's biggest show of the year Elite.
Kelse|||: >8 of the most craziest
Kelse|||: >most craziest
Kelse|||: fuck
Event Horigaben: Deal or No Deal
Kelse|||: me
Event Horigaben: This is apparently a game show as well.
Kelse|||: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw9u_X9rbDA
Kelse|||: niggers and spics everywhere
Event Horigaben: At least they have chairs for people to sit.
Event Horigaben: What a bunch of scrawny manlets.
Kelse|||: basically
Event Horigaben: There is something wrong when the nigger is the biggest one.
Event Horigaben: 4:30
Event Horigaben: Exciting action coming from Jaykwon.
Kelse|||: jaykwon was going ham
Event Horigaben: Most devestating kick in history.
Kelse|||: it continues later with harry hillbilly
Event Horigaben: Even the cameraman says the match sucks.
Event Horigaben: How the fuck do you even win this match.
Kelse|||: climb the ladder
Event Horigaben: It's a ladder match, but nothing is hanging up.
Kelse|||: LOL
Kelse|||: WUT
Kelse|||: u srs?
Event Horigaben: Yes.
Kelse|||: SHIT
Kelse|||: AS
Kelse|||: SHIT
Event Horigaben: I see it now, in the corner.
Kelse|||: LOL
Kelse|||: one of the guys said
Kelse|||: "i'll be giving you a UWA business card, don't let me forget"
Event Horigaben: If they weren't FVCKING MANLETS they could just jump up and grab it.
Event Horigaben: They got this shit hanging from a fucking tree.
Event Horigaben: It's like a foot above the top rung of the ladder.
Kelse|||: and the ring is half as tall as the tree
Event Horigaben: You could literally climb up one rung and reach that.
Kelse|||: wtf
Kelse|||: one of them took a ladder
Kelse|||: and spun around a ton
Kelse|||: and knocked every other "wrestler" down
Event Horigaben: 7:50
Event Horigaben: Beta Bob stands there until the ladder hits him.
Kelse|||: DA SWEET CHIN MUSIC AT 8:15
Event Horigaben: Jaykwon making his comeback.
Event Horigaben: But almost gets stopped by Jacobi.
Kelse|||: jaykwon keeps stealing the day
Event Horigaben: Hillbilly Harry stomped his shit.
Event Horigaben: How the fuck is he pinning in a ladder match.
Kelse|||: dude what
Kelse|||: how does that even work
Kelse|||: lol
Event Horigaben: This has no rules.
Kelse|||: emo evan
Kelse|||: threw a fuckin ladder at that dude
Event Horigaben: Emo Evan also being racist and throwing Jaykwon and Jacobi out.
Kelse|||: wtf is emo evan doing
Event Horigaben: Hillbilly Harry is coming back.
Kelse|||: HE DECIDED TO GET A LADDER
Kelse|||: WHEN THERE WAS ONE ALREADY IN THE RING
Event Horigaben: Just walking around.
Kelse|||: oh look
Event Horigaben: Interracial double team on Emo Evan.
Kelse|||: emo evan cannot reach the title and it's 1 foot away
Kelse|||: LOL
Kelse|||: HILLBILLY HARRY
Event Horigaben: Blacks and whites working together.
Kelse|||: WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Kelse|||: HE GETS THROWN INTO THE CORNER
Kelse|||: AND JUST NO PROB
Event Horigaben: Beta Bob has the ladder.
Event Horigaben: And just stands there with it.
Kelse|||: figures
Kelse|||: he hit one person like a little bitch
Kelse|||: jacobi got slammed by that ladder
Event Horigaben: Ichiro Tinycock just wrecked Beta Bob.
Kelse|||: beta bob getting fucked up
Kelse|||: of course
Kelse|||: jerkin jeff going for the title
Event Horigaben: Afraid to fall from the ladder.
Kelse|||: and jacobi just cheap shotted the ladder
Kelse|||: COME ON JACOBI
Kelse|||: IT'S FUCKING JERKIN JEFF
Event Horigaben: Jacobi can literally reach the fucking thing.
Kelse|||: no
Event Horigaben: He just had his hand on it.
Kelse|||: they're too busy fucking on the ladder
Kelse|||: to do anything
Kelse|||: fucking jacobi
Kelse|||: what's he doing
Event Horigaben: Now music is playing.
Kelse|||: OH GOD THIS MUSIC IS SO BAD
Event Horigaben: Here comes Alpha Adam.
Kelse|||: OH BOY
Event Horigaben: In a speedo.
Kelse|||: DEFENDNG HIS TITLE
Event Horigaben: A guy not even in the match is about to win.
Kelse|||: look at those pussy punches
Kelse|||: how does that even work
Kelse|||: where'd emo evan go
Kelse|||: did he get pinned?
Event Horigaben: Give him your famous sweet chin music, Jacobi.
Kelse|||: pinned in a fucking ladder match
Event Horigaben: Probably cut himself to death
Kelse|||: ironically enough the camera man just said
Kelse|||: "cut him with the scissors"
Kelse|||: THE FUCK JACOBI
Event Horigaben: How did Jacobi win.
Event Horigaben: And why the fuck did they just call him "Matt"
Kelse|||: HOW THE FUCK DID JACOBI WIN THAT
Kelse|||: ALPHA ADAM WASN'T EVEN FIGHTING IN THE MATCH
Kelse|||: HOW'D HE LOSE
Event Horigaben: Controversy of the century.