kirino #1 usa

Kirino is the best Oreimo girl, if not possibly the best girl in any anime ever made. This also makes her the best little sister character, obviously. Being a little sister is a major point in her favor, as the rest of the girls in the show aren't little sisters, automatically making them inferior to her. This shouldn't even need to be written because we all know that little sisters are just better than not little sisters, but Kirino is so overwhelmingly better than any other character she'd be the best even if she wasn't an imouto.

She's the most beautiful, sexual girl on the cast. From her perfectly sized breasts – which are small enough to not get in the way of her amazing athleticism but not tiny to the point of being ignorable like the breasts of her best friend, Kuroneko, who is both flat chested and just a flat, uninteresting character in general. Kirino has some nice fucking tits. Her butt, too, have you seen her butt? You just want to squeeze it, especially when she's waving it around in the air as she's lying on the floor. What an ass. The best ass in the show, by far, and it's attached to Kirino, the best girl in the show. Funny how that works out, isn't it? Her hair is great, as well. Long and straight, the best style of hair. Does down to her lower back, but doesn't cover up her perfect butt. Basically there's nothing that isn't perfect about Kirino's appearance.

Some people may describe Kirino as having a bitchy, manipulative personality, and make false claims that she abuses her onii-chan or treats him unfairly. Kirino's personality is as perfect as her butt. Her treatment of her onii-chan is only natural. He's being a fucking disgusting beta faggot. At that point in life the only way he can be shaped up is if Kirino engineers a problem for him to solve that he can regain his confidence from, while also letting him know that his current state is completely unacceptable. So she tells him about how much she loves anime and needs to find pathetic loser anime friends to talk about it with, but not creepy fucks with poor taste. Her treatment of onii-chan gets better over the series as he starts to meet her standards of being a decent human being after she whips him into shape. Kirino may practice tough love but she does love her onii-chan, as any good little sister does, and she does her best to help him get back on his feet and stop being a loser. Obviously her plan works because she's Kirino, the best girl.

The rest of the cast just can't stand up to Kirino in terms of being good girls, or even good characters if we are being honest. Kuroneko is not only completely flatchested, but wears black all the time like some sort of anime goth(except for the one time she inverts herself and wears white for a few episodes) but her name translates to “black cat.” Her name means black cat and she wears all black, how fucking lame is that? What a joke. Anyway Kuroneko is just some flatchested emo goth chick and utterly uninteresting. She's even an older sister instead of a little sister, that's just fucked up man. Ayase or whatever Kirino's normalfag friend is called? This bitch needs to fuck off. She's clearly just the mentally disabled pandering character. She doesn't even like anime, making her a bottom of the barrel girl. She's got some kind of brain problems or some shit, thinking that Onii-chan is corrupting Kirino with anime. The thought that Kirino could be corrupted at all is simply insulting. Get this bitch out of here. I forget what the other girl's name is, the one who hangs out with Kirino and Kuroneko. She's got those thick anime glasses that prevent you from seeing her eyes and she acts like some sort of veteran about anime. Obviously a turbo-nerd, probably doesn't even shower. Gross. Likely a fujoshi. Needs to be removed. The last bitch, Onii-chan's friend with the glasses? Apparently not only does she rock the short hair+glasses looks, opposite to Kirino's long, straight hair without glasses, making her automatically the worst character, but she's a super manipulative, corruptive bitch who turned Onii-chan into the betafag that he is at the start of the story. She wants Onii-chan all to herself and doesn't understand the importance of an Onii-chan/imouto relationship and how it's the centerpiece of any family life. I don't know why you'd even consider her a good character. Kirino is clearly the only decent girl in this entire show, and probably it's sole redeeming factor.